#babe fr

[thecityissopretty]

Fuuuck.

I can feel exactly how wet I’m getting in my boxers. This man has got me dickwhiped I stg.

& his touch only makes me weaker & wetter!

[formulanni]

Roan of Arc

Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls

[hathsinsurvivor]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME OMG

[riickgrimes]

[heavenbarnes]

Not sure you hear of blue collar au.

But Simon retiring doing like woodwork or mechanic and something heavy duty work like it his second job.

Messy,sweating and just all man with that smell.

i’m a simple girl- i see a blue collar man (my partner) and i go fucking insane

once he retires from service, your older bf!simon still wants to keep busy so he picks up shifts down the road at the mechanics.

he knows the owner well and that means he knows what simon’s like- that’s all to say he leaves simon alone and lets him work.

it’s perfect.

so you send him off in the morning, fixing his coveralls and kissing his cheek. he’s even gripping the brown paper bag you’ve packed his lunch into.

he spends most of his days with his head under the bonnet of a car or on his back fixing the undercarriage.

he comes home with grease up to his elbows and sweat soaking through the fabric of his singlet.

he’s perfect.

he doesn’t really get it at first, the way you virtually leap at him the moment he comes through the door. he doesn’t want to get his greasy hands on your pretty clothes or skin.

but you’re gripping the fabric where his coveralls are hanging round his waist and pulling him down so you can get your tongue in his mouth.

he manages to get two seconds to wash his hands before he’s picking you up and placing you in his lap.

“what’s this about, huh?”

your nose runs along the side of his neck, he can hear the deep breath you take in as you press your face into the hairs of his chest.

“m’pretty fuckin’ sweaty, sweet’art”

he doesn’t miss the way your hips twitch against his, your tongue licking a thick stripe up between his pecs.

“i know”

all of a sudden, simon knows too- and he fucking groans when he pulls you flush into his lap. you can feel the hard line of him pressed between your thighs.

“dirty lil’ thing you are”

[knifearo]

"asexual discourse" is so funny cause dude that's not discourse and it's never been discourse. it's not an argument and it's not a conversation bitches are just yelling at us unprompted and then making up people to get mad at 😭

[ribchillz]

who would cry or complain

[assiraphales]

opla sanji was instantly charmed by luffy and when he complimented his cooking once (once!) it was all over. suddenly he's sharing his deepest secrets & desires (being a renowned chef and finding the all blue) and opening about his trauma. when he talks to luffy its heart eyes and looking down softly smiling. practically "tee hee" -ing like a school girl. every time luffy opens his mouth sanji is like "is this guy for real?" in enamored disbelief. no dragging his feet. no faux annoyance. luffy truly is his lil darling boy

[helmip]

✨🌸 cosmic calling 🌸✨

[loveconsumesme]

Her ass would not smoke weed stop drawing her like she would!!

[ctrl-d]

not to be a deranged faggot but if she whispered in my ear "we're related, nothing's gonna happen" before proceeding to do some heinous shit to me i think id be like. gods happiest ouppy

[thecityissopretty]

Do not login to tumblr when high ‘n already desperately horny.

Do not do it.

I said, do not!!

•slides a finger into my needy cunt as I read horny posts•

Shit. I’m so wet rn, my pussy is fucking pulsating.

[a-hazbin-reader]

T H E M

Just me and my snookums:

Just my wife and I:

[shirecorn]

Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

[banfiyunna]

Uhhhhh teehee :3

I took your advice and tried taking inspiration from songs I’ve been into recently hehejdh (it’s still a wip sorta because my tablet’s about to die but shhhh)

The song was My September by Nastyona

HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT BABE THATS SO AWESOME HE LOOKS SO FUCKING COOL I LOVE HIS EMPTY STARE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE SUN MY BELOVED

SHAKING YOU

[dawnofiight]

Now Presenting: The Talbot Siblings

This is an excuse for me to draw Madelyn.

Her and Amanda are BFFs that's why both of them have dyed pink tips.

Amanda adopted Talbot

Tag list:

@sunsickcrab

@professionallyyappin

@themeridian

@ashertickler

@plaqying

@puffin-smoke

@pandoraroid

@infinitelovewiithoutfulfilmentt

@starlogician

@zimix-whispers

@aurorialwolf

@porters-fangs

@skunkox