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Every Zero Escape Game:

Protag: Ow, my ass hurts-

Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain or TAP

Protag: I’d TAP that-

Character: Say we took two asses, and we both slapped them really hard, there’d be a 56.000079% chance that one of them won’t feel it. That pain didn’t just get absorbed by the ass tissue, it’s being transported to the future. They call people who don’t feel Ass pain until later…TAPers…I wonder…if they could transport ass pain to someone else-

Zero: Ive injected Ass Poison into all of your left buttcheeks. You have exactly 2 hours to solve my Ass Slap puzzle.

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a selection of artist memes hand-picked and curated by me based on my own experiences

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FFXIV x Yu-Gi-Oh! 5DS Signer Dragons (and bonus)

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Me posting suggestive content on my art account to test if the Tumblr Gods will smite me for my audacity

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Cidolfus Telamon l Final Fantasy XVI

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they unban porn for as long as im standing in a crowded deli so everyone around me can see all the cock on my dashboard. when i leave the building they ban it again

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I love my OC!

*puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the hor

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I was overstimulated and now I’m evil

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ur art doesn’t need to be perfect!!! it does need to be horny & grotesque tho

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Bearded Vulture (Gypaetus barbatus)

© Marc Gálvez

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ghost trick🎉

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

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Reblogs appreciated!

Hey everyone! My ko-fi bust commissions will be open for a few weeks. 5 slots to start! Examples can be found on my tumblr/twitter/ko-fi page~

Commission Here! || Twitter

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DMCV 2″ Acrylic Charms are Available to Preorder!

Dante, Vergil, Nero, and V are ready to hang around on your keys! The double-sided charms come with their normal look + their devil trigger~ $15 each!

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Seed for thought

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