#aziraphel good omens

[hereforthevibesmadds]

every time I hear this song all I can think about is Aziraphale and Crowely and how it fits them soooo perfectly, like not one single word misses!!! Do not tell me that when you hear these lyrics you cant see all the little scenes of their ineffable romance playing out in your head, PLEASE I cant be the only one!!!!!!

Lyrics:

You are the light I've been searchin' for forever Feels like, man, I've really never felt the rain Buried in the desert, didn't think I'd push through the dirt You just cleansed me like a waterfall, you came

I'm screamin' like a kettle on a stove You cranked the heat up, I was cold, my past grew mold around my heart And all my anger, sadness, regret disappeared It's madness, I'm not used to all this water, love, it's true

But you made me want to Plan out my last days on earth, eating you Ooh-ooh-ooh, the tips of your teeth Fit perfect in me, you're the shower of light I devour, any day of the week Baby, cleanse me

I was surprised to see heaven in your eyes I never once was treated right, you're what I'm missing in my life As bright as the sun, give me your vitamin D, let's run into Another dimension, you make me feel like I'm on drugs

I'm screamin' like a kettle on a stove You crank the heat up, I was cold, my past grew mold around my heart And all my anger, sadness, regret disappeared It's madness, I'm not used to all this water, love, it's true

But you made me want to Plan out my last days on earth, eating you Ooh-ooh-ooh, the tips of your teeth Fit perfect in me, you're the shower of light I devour, any day of the week Baby, cleanse me

But you made me want to Plan out my last days on earth, eating you Ooh-ooh-ooh, the tips of your teeth Fit perfect in me, you're the shower of light I devour, any day of the week (Baby, cleanse me)

-Light shower, Melanie Martinez

I couldn't find anything good omens related with it and I just NEED this song to be used in some go edit because otherwise my brain WILL explode so if someone can help I would really appreciate it :D

I am currently trying to make something myself but I have zero experience and skills of a badger so anyone pls save me and bless us all with something actually good and pretty :3

[daglialluntore]

Azi fr

[nasa-is-shaking]

Slight Good Omens 2 spoilers dears please scroll on if you don't want that <3

@neil-gaiman what the fUCK HAPPENED TO "QUIET GENTAL AND ROMANTIC" CAUSE I AM IN TEARS, I AM LOSING MY MIND RIGHT NOW THIS IS NOT OKAY

[nicostiel]

Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

[thelilylav]

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

[nikki-rook]

smitten | adjective | smit·​ten deeply affected with or struck by strong feelings of attraction, affection, or infatuation

[konncreete]

The kiss that we deserved

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[saltyhal]

Extra: Muriel and ducks

Kissy Attempt

[noazhere]

Probably someone has already done it, but i found it funny

[thefrogbakery]

I’m going to kms

[zelpharofficial]

👼 Aziraphale's Golden Spiral

~the real reason why aziraphale is so appealing to the eyes 🤭

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Pt III good omens but i STILL SOMEHOW haven't watched it (and i'm increasingly passive aggressive)

i'm now basically held hostage adopted as mascot by this fandom. it's fine i'm fine *SIGNALS FOR HELP DESPERATELY*

Alright fuckers I swear this time I'm going to get some shit right. Without further ado, here's my third attempt at a good omens summary:

Everything everywhere is queer all at once

Angel Aziraphale and demon Crowley on earth likey each other

The car is a bentley and it is BLACK not silver and everyone is very upset about this. my bad yall it was reflecting light therefore i guessed more silver than black but I'm not Anish Kapoor take your black.

Then it is yellow, and aziraphale likes it. crowley preferred the black because he's a flamboyant emo.

God is a deadbeat absentee parent and you are all children of divorce.

There's a naked archangel and they cause problems for the husbands somehow. By being naked? By being an archangel? By being at their doorstep? Who knows not me

They were actually married for 6000 years, they just are the last to know about it.

Crowley is on fire. Like, he's slaying for sure, but also he is literally on fire, like Aziraphale's bookstore.

The actors like I said before are Michael Sheen and David Tennant but this is the place where I finally admit that I don't actually know who is whom. I'm going to assume Michael is Aziraphale because Michael sounds angel-y and David is Crowley because uh Michaelangelo made David and was gay for him.

Terry Pratchett is not fictional.

He co-wrote the book with @neil-gaiman, who IS fictional, because he does not have social media. Several of you have assured me that he is in fact a fandom inside joke. I like to think he would be proud of me.

They adopt a preteen and Crowley gives him bad advice.

At some point a baby was delivered to someone and was exchanged for the son of Satan. Idk if the baby is the preteen, or the son of satan is the preteen, or neither. This could be a fanfic, I have no way of differentiating the fanfic from canon on tumblr, except that the canon is weirder.

Crowley does not go down a chute. He goes down a telephone cord after making himself microscopic to pole dance on a pin with shroom-induced backgrounds.

During this his stage name is Disco Tony. Get it king go slay you're making better life choices than I am tbh.

Aziraphale is a biblically accurate angel, and you have all gone to extensive lengths to prove this to me. I understood nothing, but there you go.

It's all very queer, just like the fandom.

Crowley is a retired demon but he still sins by breaking the speed limit.

They eat at fancy restaurants and bicker but like in a sexual undercurrent way.

Crowley gives Aziraphale a private dance that is not a lap dance, it is an apology dance, but not in a kinky way, until it is.

Their haircuts keep changing and range from 'this is acceptable and gay' to 'i let a drunk chimpanzee take gardening shears and a blowtorch to my hair'

It's all ineffably queer my good fellows

Everyone keeps trying to convince me Neil Gaiman is the villain yeah no guys I know it's really you. Y'all be like 'SEASON TWO BROKE ME' and then you're making headcanons to make it sadder yeah I see you mmhm.

There is a final fifteen. It is sad. What is it? No one told me.

The demon turns goats into crows and the angel turns them back and then children are turned into newts (does the angel turn them back? who cares not yall) and the demon was the snake in the Eden garden and everyone's furry game seems to be on point.

There are a rather lot of children. I have not seen them. But I am assured they are there. They are, guys. I assume they were turned into the alcohol Aziraphale and Crowley drink or something.

There was an apocalypse plotline. It was averted. It is not important. You don't talk about plotlines in this fandom, no sir.

Crowley doesn't want to go to heaven. Aziraphale is sad.

The kiss is not nice, just like this fandom. It is queer, just like this fandom. It is sad and desperate and masochistic, just like this fandom.

Aziraphale doesn't want to stay back with Crowley. Crowley is sad.

Season 2 ends. Fandom is sad.

Everyone's sanity is hinging on the promise of a happy ending in season 3. Good luck guys.

Y'all better appreciate this. I can't even boast to my mother about this legacy of mine, hey mum your son has been held hostage kidnapped inducted into a cult adopted by a fandom he's not part of look he's winning at life.

[rodyartt]

Small and silly 🥺✨

[nicostiel]

Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

[1spooky2me]

WHAT IF HE CHANGED HIS MIND MID-SMOOCH?!

you’re welcome💕✨

…They kissed a lot.

[goodomens-girlie]

I just know Aziraphale was gabbing with those gays about Crowley and they all thought Aziraphale and Crowley were together, little did they fucking know