#axford

[studiostrawberri]

Which is gonna be fucking short

[figsbass]

emily won't defender her honour to the grinch but goddamn will she defend murph's. nothing but respect for MY #1 wife guy 🫡

[alltears]

the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight (see also)

[starful-emporium]

i love seeing the thumbnails for intrepid heroes seasons bc they're always dressed like

and then brennan is just

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Endless Fantasy High

[jq37]

You gotta hand it to Fig. All of the Bad Kids were given foils this season and they got to decide how much they wanted to engage with that part of the plot. Gorgug only interacted with Mary Ann in passing despite them both being on the Owlbears. Fabian noped out of chatting up Ivy once she crossed a line with Mazey. Riz was so busy that he truly had no time to engage with Kipperlilly even though she's obsessed with him. Kristen interacted a bit with Buddy but spent way more time verbally sparring with Kipperlilly. And Adaine was somewhat interested in Oisin but never overtly acted on it.

But Fig?

She's in Ruben's WALLS. She's in his DREAMS. She's faking her alter emo's death. She's got the Fantasy FBI after her. She's SO SO tiny. No one is doing it like Fig's doing it.

[t-hirstreview]

[moonlightmagical]

AND ZAC OYAMA JOINS THE RANKS OF PLAYERS THAT READ THE FUCKING BOOK, BRENNAN

[nichetheorist]

Devastate your partner’s character in twelve words or less.

[rebelsafoot]

dont you just love narrative parallels because i sure do

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Endless Fantasy High

[imsodishy]

The Bard and the Rogue when the Cleric decides to try radical honesty to build bridges with the enemy.

[audible301]

Consider me a follower of the Ankarna Cassandra Ruvina Galicaea misunderstood lesbian pantheon

[transformersweatpants]

^ The rage of a 17 yr old who knows he will end up having to drive the house that is a boat through the sky to the gym

[cntbtchthevapegod]

‘More hole’ wife or ‘Honor the cock’ husband?

[lonelylittledot]

okay but when Older Adaine said "I don't know why I was so easy to discard" and "our parents didn’t love us and maybe there is a part of us that made that easy"

and when Illusion Fig asked "what do you think will happen when Ayda sees the real you?" and Fig said "i hope she finds something in me that I didn’t know was there"

and when Ayda said "the fact that i can’t find a redeeming quality in myself doesn’t mean that someone as brilliant as Figueroth can’t find something in me worthwhile"

and when Baron said "time will pass and everyone will find someone who matters more to them than you" and Riz said "I'm the little shrimp of this crew"

and when Fabian said "I don't know what I will be, but I like the direction I'm going"

and when Adaine said "I think the only answer is that we have to keep looking for love"

fuck you Brennan Lee Mulligan & Gang for making me cry my fucking eyes out