#awwwwww that’s right

[hiidkwhatimdoing7525]

Feeling sad? just remember there is historical record of little Lafayette

hope you're happy now :)

[isamovingon]

back to SO BAD 🤍

[drwafton]

hello dr. afton! seems as if you saw my silly post with mia in a different outfit. i’m only here to stop by and say hi..and perhaps remind you of the time when your fiancée also gave you a gift like you did to her :3c.. (oh how embarrassed you were when you wore it)

-nacho 🌸

(ps. this is just a work in progress post teehee)

Oh, I remember that!! I still have that gift to this day.

[stormlex]

I just watched sonic x for the first time

and JESUS CHRIST

I KNEW ok I KNEW Cosmo was gonna die, i had seen a video where it spoiled it, I knew it was gonna be sad but FUCKING HELL MY HEART HURTS

They really made TAILS have to be the one to SHOOT the Sonic Driver I was HOPING it was gonna be able to be Eggman, he had readied everything else but NO the writers were like lets make TAILS be the one to shoot her nad just make the whole scene even MORE emotional and heartwrenching lets make our audience CRY

AND THEY SUCCEEDED

AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN

When SOnic comes back and gives Tails and tells him the seed was the only thing left and Tails is SOBBING and telling him he had Faith Sonic would save her and he's crying and hitting Sonic and Sonic is just standing there cause he couldn't ans he couldn't do anything

FUck my HEART

Moving on to the NEXT scene that got me emotional: Chris leaving

Now I know he is very much not liked, and he could be annoying in the first two seasons but he was a kid, I honestly was expecting to not like him at all because of tik tok(i havent seen sonic x content yet here, been avoiding cause didn't want more spoilers. Maybe all the CHris hate is mainly only on tik tok? idk) but he was fine.

So it was sad that he was levaing and couldn't say goodbye to everyone

But what got me REALLY emotional was Bokkun

I LOVE Bokkun he is a little gremlin shithead of a child and he is amazing and him crying because Chris was leaving just like that HURT ME

ANd yeah Sonic running with the egg transporter was really nice and stuff like he just KNEW I was expecting him to do like a little wave or something

Also I JUST finished the series so I havent gotten to see the specific Sonic X fandom and the like what is obvious information in the fandom or canon that maybe wasn't explicitly said but like Eggman immediately starting to rebuild the Eggman empire was to help everyone return to a sense of normalcy, like heal or whatever. Like I said don't know if it's obvious information or not but thats what I got out of that :)

OH MY GOD SHADOW VISITING MOLLYS GRAVE THAT WAS ALSO A DEATH I WASNT EXPECTING TO GET EMOTIONAL ABOUT AND ALREADY KNEW BECAUSE OF FUCKING A POST OR A MEME FUCK

[trash-ainu]

Ghost hug for spooky season 👻🎃

Just leaving this here as an appreciation for your blog 🧡🖤🧡🖤

Send it to your favourite blogs to keep it going!

💖💖🎃💖💖

[honeyvenommusic]

really wish i had more friends into Last Dinosaurs bc the way i've been YELLING BECAUSE WE GOT MICHAEL ON THE VOXXX BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peachyhoolagan]

I hate it when people tell me what and what not to ship. I also hate it when people act like there’s no other identities besides gay and straight.

Unless a showrunner or creator specifically says what a character’s identity is, fuck off and mind your own business.

I hate it when anonymous lil fuckers come into my face and say shit i don’t care about. Did i say there was no other identities beside gay and straight? Did i tell YOU specifically not to ship whatever you want? No I didn’t in fact since you decided to be anonymous I have no idea who you are or what you’re on about and really THANK you for giving me a lil laugh. Aw boo hoo poor baby is upset :,(

Also uNleSs a ShOwRuNnER ConFiRmES A rElatIonShiP YoU CanT ShIp ThIs ShIP aNd FuCK oFf!

There you happy now? ;)

[jillflame]

Does 50% Off mean nothing to you??

remembsr the swimming anime. that was like so massively popular on here and yet left pretty much no cultural impact whatsoever

[sunshine7queen]

@yuujispinkhair @windlullaby @queentoji @preciousamethyst @thefallofruins

@samaraxmorgan

∘ʚ ♡ You hear the tapping on the glass again, and this time it’s unmistakable. Sukuna sits perched just outside the sliding door, his crimson eyes focused with laser intensity on you. Draped in morning sunlight, his fluffy face is utterly blank, but the bright colorful bird in his mouth is hard to miss, and he watches you like he’s expecting some grand reaction.

With a sigh, you slide the door open, and Sukuna pads in without hesitation, holding his “gift” with careful precision. He sits down, tails swishing in slow, deliberate arcs as he places the small bird at your feet, staring up with an unreadable expression. To anyone else, it might look like nothing more than a blank stare, but you know the slight twitch of his ears, the ever-so-slight narrowing of his eyes; he’s awaiting approval, maybe even the smallest hint of admiration.

“Kitty...” you say softly, doing your best to keep your tone gentle as you crouch down. “You can’t just go around killing birds. Poor thing…”

He doesn’t even blink, instead leaning forward to nudge the bird a little closer to your feet, his expression unchanging. It’s obvious that to him, he’s just presented you with the finest treasure in the world, and his eyes watch you intently, as if to say, Look. I brought this for you.

You chuckle softly, reaching out to give him a light scratch behind his ears. “Alright,” you murmur, smiling. “Thank you, Sukuna. I appreciate the thought.”

His ear flicks, but he keeps his gaze resolutely fixed on something in the corner, clearly trying to play off his satisfaction with a haughty air. But the tell-tale rumble that vibrates from his chest gives him away, and the second pair of his eyes flutter closed in contentment, clearly soaking up the affection even as he tries to pretend otherwise.

Just when you think he’s done, he prowls around the room, circling, casting occasional glances your way like he’s assessing whether his “gift” has truly pleased you. And each time he looks over, you feel a warm flicker of affection. In his own strange, sometimes intense way, Sukuna’s just trying to show he cares—just as any other cat might with an unfortunate, feathery offering.

Finally, he stops, tails flicking with contentment as he settles at your feet, looking rather smug, as if his job here is complete. And despite the unusual nature of his gesture, you can’t help but feel a warm gratitude, reaching down to pat his head.

“Thank you, tiger,” you say again, and he gives a tiny, almost invisible nod before closing his eyes, sinking comfortably beside you, his massive form nearly curled protectively around you. ・₊﹆ɞ‧₊

[astonmartinii]

but daddy i love him [guilty as sin part two] | charles leclerc social media au

pairing: charles leclerc x fem sainz!reader

when an unstoppable force (the sainz men when they feel aggrieved) meets an immovable object (charles and y/n)

MASTERLIST | SERIES MASTERLIST | TIP JAR

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55: never forget where you came from

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user100: insert cricket noises here

user101: who on your PR team said this was a good idea?

user102: they need to be fired, sorry not sorry

landonorris: i love your dad (tell him to stop beating me at golf)

carlossainz55: if he never lets me win he's definitely never letting you win

landonorris: so unfair i thought i was the third sainz sibling :(

carlossainz55: i'm an only child

landonorris: oh-

user103: i need this man to choke i'm being so serious rn

user104: that's so unbelievably fucked

user105: the fact his dad is probably co-signing this shit is insane that's YOUR DAUGHTER

user106: also someone give lando a lil slap around he's on the wrong side of history on this one

yourusername: scandal does funny things to pride

carlossainz55: if the scandal is betraying your family that's all you

yourusername: if we're talking about betrayal then that's your specialist subject mr. i've cheated on every girl i've ever been with - and while we're on the topic of betrayal, yes i was the one who told them

carlossainz55: i've never cheated why are you stooping to lies?

yourusername: you did it right in front of my face when i was a part of this family

carlossainz55: so you've always been comfortable going behind my back

yourusername: that's the thing, when you're treated like you don't exist by your family you learn that blood is not thicker than water

carlossainz55: i can't wait for charles to cheat on you

yourusername: btw i already called marca, they know any of those allegations from you or dad are false - good luck!

user10: obvs i know they should be doing this in private but MORE DRAMA FOR ME BABY LETS KEEP THIS GOING

user107: thank you for the validation y/n i KNEW THE SHIT STIRRING COMING FROM THAT PAPER WAS THE SAINZ CAMP

user108: and they've got the nerve to be talking about stooping - the call is coming from inside the house

maxverstappen1: ugly twins

carlossainz55: really?

maxverstappen1: i said what i said and i mean what i said

carlossainz55: i would say she's not going to fuck you bro but you really never know with her

maxverstappen1: she would never, homewrecking is a trait only the male sainzs seem to have

user109: OOP

user110: max is a real lestappen queen fighting the battles he knows charles can't

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yourusername: if you know within one glimpse, its legendary

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user114: i love how she goes from fighting her brother in one comment section to just showing off her hot bf

user115: tbf charles does have a face you'd go to war for so i get her

user116: i'd abandon my family for that face

yourusername: finally someone who fucking gets it

charles_leclerc: you made me believe in love at first sight

yourusername: awwwwww you're such a sweet talker the REAL smooth operator

pierregasly: i can verify it was love at first sight cause the man did not SHUT THE FUCK UP about you well... ever

charles_leclerc: is it a crime to love my girlfriend?

pierregasly: apparently!

yourusername: he's too cute to go to jail :(

charles_leclerc: they'd ruin me

yourusername: that's my job 🤨

pierregasly: you keep that to yourselves

user117: does this girl need to shade carlos on every single fucking post... yeah we get it he's the only reason you're relevant but god you reek of desperation

oscarpiastri: is this carlos' burner account?

user118: are the grid just sat around waiting to be tagged in to the fight against carlos?

oscarpiastri: what's he going to do? crash into me? he does that every weekend anyway

user119: uh oh carlos oscar is finally fighting back off track what are you going to do

user120: don't worry i'm sure he'll post a selfie with lando and try the whole carlando shtick to get some more PR points

maxverstappen1: oh this was not the shit slinging post i was hoping for

yourusername: something tells me you're having way too much fun with this

maxverstappen1: yeah you might have been abandoned by your family but have YOU considered that this is letting me express all my mean girl energy off track so i am level-headed on track

maxverstappen1: actually i don't even think i'm being mean tbf

yourusername: i'm glad my suffering could be your therapy

carlossainz55: BOO HOO you're not suffering ... it's something called the consequences of your actions (read: actions being a snakey slut)

yourusername: bro over here acting like i committed fratricide

maxverstappen1: TAP ME IN

maxverstappen1: not this man talking about the consequences of actions. kids, here's a little life lesson: if you spend all your time at your current job talking about how you have a much better job waiting for you and how you're too big for this job and plant stories about your co-workers, you can't be surprised that that same job doesn't want to keep you

carlossainz55: i am better than charles

yourusername: lying is a sin

maxverstappen1: and you're going straight to hell

user121: you guys might be mourning the loss of charlos (whatever the fuck that is) but i'm celebrating the absolute shit ton of LESTAPPEN we're getting

user122: max was like oh my bff is dating charles here's my excuse to be nice about him again

user123: if we're being real here the biggest crime of this whole situation is the fact that charles can't really dig the knife in

user124: @ silvia i have maybe £4.50 and a greggs sausage roll to my name but PLEASE LET CHARLES TAP IN

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f1: f1... the sport that gives you just as much drama off track as we do on track!

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user125: at this point even before the whole carlos ousting his sister i think oscar was about 👌🏻 this close to rocking carlos nascar style we should let him do it

user126: i will personally pay his legal fees tbh

oscarpiastri: i'm only 23 i don't need two F1-related legal cases to my name

yourusername: i've watched legally blonde about ten billion times let me represent you

oscarpiastri: yeah sounds legit

user127: THAT'S IT WE NEED PROXIMITY CHAT IN F1

user128: the way we know there was a shit talking session like no other after this race

maxverstappen1: i don't kiss and tell but well - yes!

user128: okay since this is clearly a safe space... who was there please spill mr. verstappen

maxverstappen1: ME! charles, pierre, oscar, checo, alex and george!

user128: why the fuck were the last two there?

georgerussell63: i was on official GDPA duty 🤓

alexalbon: that's a lie we're just very nosey

yourusername: they're the biggest PTA moms ever don't even lie

georgerussell63: yes i'll make allergy friendly cupcakes for the bake sale but i'll also spit in them and gossip about your cheating husband - sorry about it!

alexalbon: he's not

georgerussell63: i'm not

user129: carlos slagging off y/n but she's really brought the grid together

user130: george and alex being like we do not care about that but we do want the latest scoop

alexalbon: oh don't get it twisted we're firmly team y/n

user131: we even got the f1 admin in on the drama

carlossainz55: she's probably fucking them as well

yourusername: BORING get a new bit babe

carlossainz55: if i see whore i'm going to say whore

yourusername: aren't you still in that damn stewards office?

carlossainz55: tell your little lap dog to keep his front wing away from my car and maybe i wouldn't

oscarpiastri: suck my dick

yourusername: now that's true poetry

user132: oH!

yourusername

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yourusername: florida !!!!!!!!!!! is one hell of a drug. no seriously what is in the water here i keep picking up these little guys everywhere i go

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user135: she's really like i AM spanish and i will colonise this grid

user136: stealing all the lil cuties for her cause

oscarpiastri: proud to be a part of this weird little circus thing we've got going on

yourusername: oh dibs on ring master

logansargent: i feel like my name is written all over tight rope walking

yourusername: okay yes skinny legend

maxverstappen1: obvs we're a cruelty free circus so no lions but if there were lions, that's me babe

maxverstappen1: SOME people could learn... cough, cough trophy hunters

charles_leclerc: idk i'll just take the one where i can sit there and be pretty

yourusername: and you would be the best at it

oscarpiastri: which one does the least? i'll take that one

user137: bro can we slow the fuck down i was just getting over osc telling carlos to suck his dick now we're talking CIRCUS?

user138: for real couldn't it have at least been cabaret i wanna see ALL of that

charles_leclerc: 🤨

carlossainz55: i think a circus is a perfect way to describe your desperate attempt to stay relevant

yourusername: don't you have a job to go to? oh wait...

carlossainz55: as if i'm threatened by a group with the likes of logan sargent in it

logansargent: bit harsh, i'm a nice guy (unlike some)

yourusername: carlos here's a little bit of a wild thing i'm about to introduce to you.... people have friends?

yourusername: also you WISH you had a face card like logie

carlossainz55: i have friends?

yourusername: no you have PR strategies, there's a difference

carlossainz55: bro learnt the word PR and ran with it

yourusername: tell me one person who would let you crash on their couch?

yourusername: QUICKLY.

fernandoalo_oficial: and don't even think about mentioning me

user139: she hit him with the bianca del rio

user140: OOP and also nando just popping up out of nowhere to diss carlos and never say anything again

charles_leclerc: the drug in question being puppy fever

maxverstappen1: tell me you didn't get a dog

yourusername: boy do i have news for you

carlossainz55: are you trying to baby trap him

yourusername: first woman in history to birth a dog you heard it here first

charles_leclerc: you simply can't be babytrapped when you would literally jump off a bridge if asked to

user141: @myboyfriend TAKE NOTES HONEY ^^^

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc: two kids in one month? someone stop us

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user142: y/n really lost an apartment and a brother and gained about 27 f1 drivers and a dog

user143: glow up of the century some might say

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yourusername: soz it's a coping mechanism

charles_leclerc: and that's okay <3

maxverstappen1: anything to help with that emotional CONSTIPATION

yourusername: have you tried to live with those narcissistic and emotionally unavailable men?

maxverstappen1: you're asking the wrong person that question honey

yourusername: girl are WE good?

maxverstappen1: no

yourusername: BUT THAT'S OKAY

charles_leclerc: not to rain on this parade but i think therapy would really be a positive move here

user144: i feel bad for charles cause i know these hoes are the type to just tell each other EXACTLYYYYY when they make poor decisions

maxverstappen1: true, no smart bitches would let their bff live with THAT man

yourusername: and let their bff constantly chat shit and ruin their image

maxverstappen1: can't ruin my image if i'm spitting FACTS

user145: max will nawt let this go

maxverstappen1: i'll forget you but i'll never forgive the smallest man who ever lived

yourusername: GIRL

maxverstappen1: whoops, one sec. spoiler alert: y/n unleased poetry. trigger warning: c*rlos s*inz

olliebearman: ollie bearman erasure

charles_leclerc: GASP OLLIE I AM SO SORRY

yourusername: no he actually is he's crying

charles_leclerc: it's the pregnancy hormones

olliebearman: it's okay i swear

charles_leclerc: I'M A TERRIBLE FATHER

carlossainz55: i could've told you that for free

olliebearman: why are you in our family buisness

user146: charles is channelling all of his carlos rage through ollie oh my

olliebearman: i am a happy conduit for my father who is in the ferrari PR jail

yourusername: can we send carlos here and throw away the key?

user147: charles is really out there like keep my girl's name out of your mouth cause even the bitch who stole your seat for a weekend is my SON

user148: y/n wasn't joking about with this grid domination

user149: but also i'm glad all of this fun stuff is happening amongst all of the shit that's been thrown at her from her family

oscarpiastri: a leclerc and proud (i race like my dad and throw shade like my mum)

yourusername: the best way to be

charles_leclerc: proud of you, you're such a good dog brother :)

oscarpiastri: i've just learnt to be patient after alpine and lando

yourusername: you still took your shoes being leo's personal bathroom really well

oscarpiastri: he's too cute to be mad at

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yourusername: first mother's day with my boys

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user150: gonna enjoy this super wholesome post before... he... ruins it

user151: manifesting a y/n post without that bitter old hag in the comment section

charles_leclerc: the best mother for our fur baby and our miscellaneous other children

yourusername: only the best with you :(

charles_leclerc: ugh i love you so much

yourusername: i love you even more

user152: they're so fucking cute

user153: damn carlos i too would be angry if my baby sister and my teammate outshined my third PR relationship in six months

user154: the sainz family have generational levels of hating, but one does it for good (poetry) and one does it for bad (anything carlos ever says)

oscarpiastri: happiest mother's day to my grid mum! here's to reading them to filth xx

yourusername: OSC!! i always knew you were my favourite aussie

danielricciardo: did my enchante PR mean nothing?

yourusername: i mean i wear it all of the time... but it's osc ...

danielricciardo: true, i broke my hand before i could even think of accidentally hurting him

user155: also babe is looking so unbothered, moisturised and free we need the skin care routine

oscarpiastri: the tears of carlos sainz

yourusername: and cleansing your life of toxic family members

user156: okay clearly oscar was done with the whole "i'm so chill" bit cause since his adoption by charles and y/n he's been non stop on carlos' neck

oscarpiastri: i'm a ride or die for my mum cry about it

maxverstappen1: as the kids would say ... mother is mothering? @olliebearman did i do it right?

charles_leclerc: stop trying to steal my kids

maxverstappen1: BRO I'M TRYING TO COMPLIMENT YOUR GIRLFRIEND

charles_leclerc: that's literally my job 🤨

yourusername: tbf i'll take as many compliments as i can

charles_leclerc: are mine not enough?

yourusername: when you've got a self esteem this low, you gotta take what you can get

charles_leclerc: oh :(

user157: max and y/n fighting over who trauma dumps more about their upbringing

carlossainz55: this bit is very tiring. you'll be a terrible mother and all these people you think are your friends will drop you as soon as they know who you really are.

yourusername: you done?

carlossainz55: as you loveeeee to point out, i don't have much to lose anymore so i really wouldn't test me

yourusername: trying to make me homeless and stealing all of my money wasn't enough?

carlossainz55: charles will know the truth soon enough and you won't have us to come crying to

yourusername: i'll take those chances thank you

user158: hold ON what do you mean stole all her money

yourusername: i was never allowed my own bank account so all my earnings have gone to them!

user159: okay that's it WE RIDE AT DAWN

fin.

note: oh girl life has been BUSY!!! i just got a new job and have been looking desperately for a flat to move out to. also i've had family visiting and going here, there and everywhere. but i hope you enjoy! this was a lil more light-hearted lol (until the end) so enjoy the addition of the leclerc family lore xx

ALSO i wanted to say a massive THANK YOU FOR 6,000 FOLLOWERS love you all <3

note: hiii extra note from me here. first, i will fix this tag list at some point idk why it's not working rn. secondly, i have been made aware by multiple people that there is a series just like this one down to characters and the name of the series on here and i can't lie i'm bummed about it. as i said on the first part (?) this is an idea i've had since the release of TTPD (and people will back me up on this) so it bums me out that there are blatant copies coming out! i'm all for inspiration but sometimes there's a difference between taking inspo and copying especially when my masterlist was posted ages ago and my first part was posted on the 9th of may.... anyways that's all i have to say! enjoy xx

taglist: in comments!

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Okay since I’m probably going to obsess over Rio and Agatha I’ve obviously got to start writing for them so here’s a little quote, it’ll get better trust me

Y/n watching Agatha and Rio fight from the closet

Y/n:….Am I turned on right now?

Rio licks Agatha’s hand

Y/n: hmm yeah I am

Agatha: Y/n sweetie, you’re talking out loud again and now’s not the time, I’m very busy here

Y/n: Well it’s hard to keep my thoughts inside when this erotic fight scene is happening in front of me!

Rio: I like your new pet Agatha, maybe we could have a play date sometime-

Y/n: Yes!

Agatha: She’s trying to kill me! Why are you horny?!

Y/n: You’ve tried killing me twice!

Agatha:…..Oh yeah I did, but that was because you were being annoying

Y/n: I was just asking what you wanted for dinner?

Rio: Okay! Wow you two are a riot, unfortunately I can’t kill you like this so I’ll have to see you soon Aggie *turns to you* I’ll definitely see you later little one

Y/n blushing: mom-

Agatha: No! Don’t you dare finish that sentence, go back into the closet!

Y/n: Awwwwww but the closet is dusty

Agatha: Why am I burdened with such childish adults

Y/n: Your own fault really

[sweeterlovers]

BRAND NEW / LANDO NORRIS

lando norris x influencer!reader / SMAU FIC

FACE CLAIM / madeline argy

WARNINGS / none!

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f1paddock today in paddock mclaren has invited YN/LN to their garage! 🧡

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user66 cute!

user59254 wait….. i lowkey ship them

user5 no cause me too

user0025 bro they just met

yourusername 🧡🤍

user4 yn my favorite <333

user14 unexpected duo

user5566 nah lando looking at her like he’s in love 😭

user78 he’s actually looking at me guys :)

user11 love at first 😍😍

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landonorris it was really nice meeting you! do you want to hang out sometime?

yourusername this is unexpected but i would love too! i’m heading to france for an event, but after i can come down to monaco?

landonorris that sounds great! see you then

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yourusername thank you @/chanelofficial for inviting me to your opening event for your new collection! it was amazing to see everything! 🤍

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user6 gorgeous girl!!

chanelofficial we hope you had a great time with us 🫶

yourusername i did!!! thank you so much for the invite🤍

user09 chanel x yn was a need in my life

landonorris which event was better the race or this?

yourusername i plead the fifth 😶

user732 lando what are you doing?

user0824 LMAOOO

user5 she ate that outfit

user82 when don’t her outfits eat?

user091 fashion icon 🤭🤭

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yourusername YOU LITTLE RAT WHAT THE HELL

landonorris that was rude

yourusername no your rude! that photo is not flattering whatsoever

landonorris i think you look great 😌

yourusername oh shut up

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landonorris delete this right now.

yourusername i’ll pass :)

landonorris your the rat now

yourusername well we can be rats together 😍😍

landonorris your weird

yourusername now i’m expecting an apology post 🤦‍♀️

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landonorris this is my official apology post to @/yourusername for the picture i posted of you. but this also is a girlfriend appreciation post. we’ve only been dating for a couple days now but i thought now would be a better time than any to let everyone know 🧡🧡🐀🐀

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user5 AWWWWWW

user77 cute!!!!

yourusername i’m crying your so cute ☺️ this is a 10/10 post especially for adding the rats 😌

landonorris so am i forgiven?

yourusername of course 🫶 your my little 🐀

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user03 she is so cute 🥰

user4 i agree this is a 10/10 post!

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user77 me when lando and yn call each other rats 😍🥰

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TEAM RADIO / SWEETERLOVERS - sorry for being so inactive! i’m on vacation right now so i’m a bit busy!

[k-looking-glass-house]

......it is canon NOOOOOWW

....I can't.......I was RIGHT!!! OMG!!!

Omg...the chair...the Lucius Lucifer bed....the tea pot.......awwww....awwwwfgggrrr......omg....now I need to show you Vargas.... my headcanon...my fanon chibi version!! And Sam!!

Lol Ortho is waiting his grandpa Trein already...!!!

NRC staff~ Mozus Trein special guestroom

Aww finally....I was able to finish those "headcanon" furnitures we might get in the future for our dear Trein-sensei!

Lots of Cinderella's Disney ref, if you know them all.....you are an awesome little one! I really want to put Lucius in our guestroom haha! Let's wait!

I also have headcanon for Vargas and Sam (Crewel and Crowley got their official one)

....*nod nod*

Initial headcanon about Trein's furnitures:

I wanted to make the live action armchair instead of this one (the mommy's one)

I wanted to use the famous blue wallpaper pattern for the carpet

more fancy bed for Lucius....

a key on the desk...you know to lock you "you shall not go to the ball"

Lucifer's plushie maybe but Lucius...please Lucius

a chess play to beat Crewel!!!

[cravingcoldoreocake123]

Birds of a feather - SMAU

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ur.username About yesterday… 🤪

tagged dracopurebl0od, nottheonott, mattheo.r, enzo_berkshire, fwpansy, tomriddle_, whosblaise

dracopurebl0od Who’s the sexy blond in the first pic 😍

ur.username Me 🥰 dracopurebl0od I was talking about me.. ur.username oh!

fwpansy Bro enzo kept throwing up all over the place even on me I was literally gonna avada him then myself

enzo_berkshire can you not plaster my business all over the internet for the whole world to see please? 😒 it literally wasn’t even my fault tom dared me to take 8 shots back to back tomriddle_ never daring you or taking you any place ever again. enzo_berkshire NO PLEASE ur.username LMFAOOO

whosblaise uh designated photographer tag please? 🤨

ur.username right sorry 💔

Edit 📸 thanks to whosblaise

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mattheo.r Love babysitting my nephew 🤗

nottheonott somebody save that poor child

ur.username contacting CPS as we speak 😇 mattheo.r can you guys let me have my moment for once thx nottheonott never

fwpansy

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fwpansy why does he sleep like a victorian era child sick with the plague 💀

tagged nottheonott

nottheonott i did NOT consent to this getting posted.

fwpansy cry about it nottheonott take this shit down RIGHT NOW my hoes gon see it enzo_berkshire take this down pansy his imaginary hoes gon see it 😔

ur.username HE SNORES LIKE ONE TOO

fwpansy i can confirm, 0/10 experience 👎🏻 dracopurebl0od #theonottisoverparty ur.username draco get back to practice dracopurebl0od yes ma’am 🫡 nottheonott get a room ur.username, dracopurebl0od dracopurebl0od what if we’re in one already 😏 fwpansy ew

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tagged dracopurebl0od

dracopurebl0od you look good in my shirt, sweetheart 💚

ur.username you should see me without it 😏 dracopurebl0od already did ;) whosblaise I KNEW IT.

mattheo.r YOU OWE ME 10 BUCKS enzo_berkshire

enzo_berkshire OH SHIT ur.username Oh shit is right YOU GUYS ARE BETTING ON US NOW? mattheo.r I CALLED IT ur.username literally how mattheo.r draco’s room is next to mine… ur.username so? ur.username OH.

fwpansy AWWWWWW

whosblaise trynna be like them ahaha fwpansy i will literally kill you whosblaise mb 💔

[weebsinstash]

I've talked about "oooo what about Reader running away from Val" "what about Reader becoming his friend" well what about a Reader who has a smart mouth and a nasty fucking temper that you can't control and Valentino LOVES to keep you around if not purely because you mouth off and give him excuses to punish you, like literally he gets off on knowing you'll just walk right into something he can use as an excuse to fuck with you

You're just serving him drinks, being nice to him, everything is fine, you're behaving, you're getting along, and you roll up your sleeves and he gives you this LOOK, "you're getting muscular, it's not cute, you're too masculine" and you just hit him with "well one of us has to be" and deftly dodging a glass thrown at your head shortly thereafter while he roars at you asking who the fuck you think you are and THEN you just start insulting him for having a short temper

"Awwwwww, lo siento, papi! I didn't mean to make the BIG STRONG MAN soOoOoooOoo mad! Maybe you can snort another rail off a hooker's tits again to cheer yourself up, that ALWAYS works!"

Like genuinely it's like the worst possible form of a customer service job because if you mouth off to him you're not getting FIRED, you're getting TIED UP AND PADDLED until you're crying and whimpering "I'm sorry mister Valentino I promise it won't happen again"

Cut to the next night where he tells you you're putting on too much weight and you can't stop yourself from saying that you could take some of your fat and put it in his ass since he doesn't have one, and the cycle begins anew....

[jyoongim]

Okay before I put in my request lemme just get this off my chest. I love anything you do with Al (my man my man my man)!!! Like you eat every single time and if anyone says others wise they’re hating idc. Don’t ever don’t your craft I’m so serious! Much love🫶🏾

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Now for my request could you do something with Alastor adjusting to his gf who’s from more modern times? I’d like to see that scary scrawny old man with a thick young lit bich. Both of them getting used to each others likes, habits, interests (he reads the paper while she scrolls on her phone, he hums old songs from his time when he’s getting ready for the day while she has or rnb playing on a speaker while she does her makeup, etc). Idk I like seeing opposites come together☺️

my man my man my man my man is right baby! Awwwwww thank you so much. Words cannot describe how this made me feel (giggling and blushing reading this) I LOVE YOU ❤️💕😘

Alastor didn’t know what attracted him to you. The two of you were complete opposites. From completely different eras.

Your attitude, style, language, hobbies all of it was so different from his time.

But he adored you nonetheless.

You used to think he was so old-fashioned. Not liking modern tech, reading the paper, cooking home cooked meals instead of takeout. Often confused when he spoke in riddles than actually being direct.

But the two of you made a cute pair.

For instance:

You were sitting at your vanity, makeup sprawled everywhere as your hiphop playlist played. You were recording a video or ‘going live’ as you put it. Alastor found himself liking the music you played as he got ready.

”who’s the old man?” He heard you say, a laugh bubbling from you as you broke out in giggles. He turned his head to see you give a sly smile in his direction before turning back to your camera.

”oh that fossil?” you chirped, giggling at the comments flooding your feed.

Another comment must have caught your attention because you snorted.

Alastor never understood your need to be on social media. To entertain others that weren’t him, but he let you be.

He was curious. What had you giggling so much?

You smiled as he appeared behind you, large lanky frame entering the camera frame. He wasn’t glitching.

”Dearest what’s got you so ticketed?”he asked, peering over your shoulder to look at the little words appear on your screen.

’why is an old man in the room with you?’

’HE BAGGED A BADDIE LIKE YOU? NO WAY!’

’definitely a sugar daddy’

’why you with that old man?’

He tilted his head, where they referring to him? His lip curled as he read the comments, looking at you for some context.

You giggled,wrapping an arm around his neck to rub his cheek against yours lovingly.

”yes yes this is MY man. Alastor tell everyone ‘hello’ ” he growled instead,giving your glossy lips a peck before walking back to finish getting ready.

You giggled, continuing to put your makeup on as you sang along to your music, eyes reading the comments on Alastor.

”I put this WAP on him y’all hahaha but no You know i looooove the way he treats me. Absolute princess treatment” you laughed. Alastor adjusted his bow tie on final time before turning his attention back to you

You had finished your makeup, standing up you showed your outfit of the day and made silly faces.

You leaned over your chair to read a comment

”He must be dicking you down real goodt” you read out loud and before you could respond your phone glitched out, ending your live.

You pouted, turning to Alastor “Al!”

He wrapped his lanky arms around your plush form, “such lewd comments” he said admiring your makeup.

Sometimes you catch yourself humming the songs he played as he cooked. You were NOT a cooker, so watching Alastor helped you figure out what went with what for when you actually attempted to cook.

”baby what’s that?” You asked as he pulled out multiple seasonings. He explained each seasoning, what the flavor did in different recipes and how to properly blend them so they weren’t so hard but a subtle taste. 

You weren’t too keen on his cannibalistic ways, but you loved to watch his process.

Angel and Husk often made snide comments about how you must be rubbing off on the old demon. 

“He did not use that slang right toots, what are you teaching him?”

You would shrug it off, thinking it was cute Alastor was picking up on your modern language.

Most days when the hotel wasn’t on fire, you and Alastor sat in bliss; him reading the newspaper as you asked him his opinion on random posts you saw as you scrolled on your phone.

Alastor loved to take you to lounges, not disgusting clubs you were so privy to. He thought you need to be exposed to ‘real music and dancing’. He would drag you to the dancefloor, pulling you in for a waltz or whatever old timey dance from his time.

While he didn’t mind the lustful sensation of your body rolling against his, he loved watching you trying to learn steps to old dances.

The way you flushed with embarrassment as you stepped on his toes as you tried to follow always made him laugh.

Alastor was not a fan of your attitude. You were sassy and always spoke your mind, not caring that he often spoke empty threats at you. You never cowered at him and always had to get the last word in. It really ticked him off, but it also made his chest swirl with lust when you never backed down from him.

Your arguments often led to the two of you fucking it out.

Him degrading you as you hiss insults at him, but purring as he pounded your pussy into the mattress.

The two of you were like puzzle pieces. You fit together perfectly, even if the picture looked odd.

The two of you wouldn’t have it any other way