#aww did that make you angry? too bad so sad

[starbright349]

Beautiful Angel (Adam X Female Angel Reader)

In the celestial realms of Heaven, where ethereal beauty and eternal joy abound, lived Adam, the first man, and his heavenly bride, (Y/N). Their love was a reflection of divine grace, a union that transcended time itself. Today marked a special occasion—the anniversary of their celestial marriage.

(Y/N) woke up early, her luminous wings fluttering with excitement. She decided to surprise Adam with his favorite breakfast, a celestial feast that radiated with the essence of love. The aroma of ambrosial delights filled the air as she floated through the heavenly abode, preparing the breakfast with celestial ingredients.

She wasn't worried too much. She had left a lot of small hints about their anniversary for the past few days, so Adam wouldn't forget.

As the sun began to cast its golden rays across the heavenly realm, (Y/N) glanced at the mirror and decided to add a touch of celestial charm to her appearance. She decided to wear her favorite outfit that had her favorite colors on it. With a subtle touch of makeup that accentuated her otherworldly beauty, she felt ready to captivate Adam's heart once more.

Downstairs in the kitchen, (Y/N) placed the heavenly spread on a table adorned with flowers that emanated a fragrance only found in paradise. The aroma wafted through the air, and the anticipation of their anniversary celebration filled her with joy.

Feeling a mix of excitement and nervousness, Adam ascended from their bedroom to the kitchen. "Morning babe." Adam yawned with sleepy eyes as he walked to his wife. "Good morning, Adam." (Y/N) and planted a kiss on his cheek. He smiled softly and went to take his seat that table. Once his eyes were adjusted to being awake. Adam noticed his favorite breakfast on the table.

"Whoa, you made my favorite? What's the occasion?" Adam knew that you only severed his favorite breakfast on special occasions... or when you really, really wanted something. "Oh, no occasion, just wanted to make something special for my special husband."

(Y/N) smiled and fluttered her eyes at Adam, but all he did was shrug his shoulders and dug into his breakfast. Prior to this day, (Y/N) had been dropping hints for days, hoping that Adam wouldn't forget their special day.

As they both ate together, talking about random things. (Y/N) didn't bring up the topic of anniversary's since she wanted to see what would happen if she just let the day happen and not make anything happen.

Once Adam was done with his breakfast, he placed his dishes in the sink and washed them off. "I wish I could stay here longer babe, but I gotta get to Sera, she needs something important. I don't fuckin know I wasn't paying attention." (Y/N) looked at Adam with a little disappointment, "Aww, but you've been working with Sera for weeks, and I was hoping you would clear you schedule today. I wanted to spend some time with you."

Adam gave (Y/N) a smile and walked up to and lead to her level. "I know baby, but Sera needs this, according to her 'I need to do my part, in my Heavenly responsibilities." Adam said trying to imamate Sera, but it was really bad. "I'll be home in a few hours." Adam kissed her forehead and flew upstairs to get ready.

Sighed disappointedly and picked up the leftover dishes on the table and put them in the sink, but she had hope that Adam was going to do something special for her when he came down stairs.

As (Y/N) was cleaning up breakfast, Adam was about to walk out the door. "Later babe." Thats all he said before a shut the door and flew away. He didn't even say 'I love you.' or 'Happy Anniversary.'

Now instead of feeling sad, she felt angry and sad. She had a whole day planned for them, after breakfast (Y/N) wanted to their favorite cafe for their favorite trats and drinks, then go to the park where they had their first date. It was a picnic date, then they would come home and watch the first movie they watched together, and after words. (Y/N) would make Adam his favorite food, ribs, and maybe some nightly action in the bedroom. ;)

Having these feelings inside her, jumble up into a big mess. She fell to her knees and cried. (Y/N) didn't know why, maybe it was because he forgot, or because she thought that Adam didn't love as much anymore.

Either way, she was still very upset at Adam.

*A few Hours Later*

The whole day, until nightfall. (Y/N) spent crying or feeling sorry for herself and her marriage. She remembers how things were so much simpler then when they first got married, Adam used to make time for her and only her.

He would always shower her in love, attention, and affection. As she would do the same thing to him. But with these past few weeks, and Adam disappearing for hours, gone for entire nights even. (Y/N) feared that her and Adam's marriage was dying.

As she was on the couch with a blanket wrapped around her, watching the movie that her and Adam were meant to watch together. The door suddenly opened to reveal Adam, with a smile on his face that used to make (Y/N) melt, but instead she saw it as a stupid boy look.

"Hey babe." Adam said and walked up to (Y/N) to leaned down to kiss her. But the damage was done, and (Y/N) felt a wave of frustration wash over her as she pushed his face back with her hand. "Piss of Adam." (Y/N) said, clearly annoyed.

Adam looked at (Y/N) in confusion but he changed the look on his face. "Look (Y/N), I know that is short notice and your pissed off at me for something. But I really need you to and get dressed for an event." (Y/N) looked at with her 'death stare.' More annoyed than ever that Adam not only forgot their anniversary but also had the audacity to ask her to an event, possible one that would make him look better.

"I would rather choke on a sandpaper cock than do that, but then again. Being married to you, there really is no difference since you are quite a dick yourself." (Y/N) said as put on half on the blanket on her head for warmth.

"Babe listen, the clock is ticking here, and we don't have much time. So, I need you to get dressed right now." "Piss off!" (Y/N) said while filling her husband off. At the point, Adam was getting really annoyed with his wife's actions, he walked and stood in front of her, then tore the blanket off (Y/N) and leaned Infront of her face. "I am giving you one more chance wifey. Go and get ready for the event, otherwise I'll make you."

(Y/N) stood up and stared at Adam for a moment before she slapped him.

Adam held his face for a few seconds before he grabbed her waist and picked her up and put her on his shoulder. "Adam what are you-" "Sorry babe, but we don't have a lot of time." Adam said while holding (Y/N) tightly as she struggled and yelled. Adam led (Y/N) out of the house and flew away.

*A few minutes later*

Adam had taken (Y/N) to a dark spot in Heaven, she didn't care where she was, she wanted to get out of Adam's grip. Once Adam landed on the ground, he finally put (Y/N) down after what seemed like hours but it actually 15-20 minutes' worth of flying.

(Y/N) landed hard on her ass, but once she got up, she started scolding Adam, as he had a stupid smile on his face, almost like a smirk. "What the fuck Adam?! If you couldn't tell already, I'm very pissed at you. And you wanna know why? It's because you forgot our-"

Before (Y/N) could finish her sentence, the lights suddenly turned on to reveal a bunch of her and Adam's friends dressed up, fairy lights, a bunch of her and Adam's favorite food and alcohol on a table in one corner and a stage.

"Surprise!" Everyone said. (Y/N) covered her mouth in shock, finally figuring out what was going on. Adam still had that smile on his face as he leaned down. "Happy anniversary babe." He said and kissed (Y/N)'s cheek, she then turned her head to him. "You did all this for me?"

Adam nodded and snaped his fingers that changed (Y/N)'s outfit into a beautiful dress, transformed her hair into her favorite style, and gave her some light makeup on her face. "No-one else but for you. You're my angel (Y/N), and I love you." (Y/N) smiled at her outfit and Adam's beautiful words. She jumped up and hugged him then kissed his lips.

Adam wanted to take a step further and decided to dip (Y/N) in the process. Their clapped and cheered for the couple. Once they pulled away, (Y/N) whispered to her husband. "I'm sorry for slapping you." "And I'm sorry for dragging you out of the house like that." They both chuckled and had one more kiss.

*A few more hours later*

(Y/N) and Adam were having a great time at their party, some friends giving them gifts, others sharing funny stories about them before/after they got married.

As (Y/N) talking to one of her friends, Adam stood up on the stage. Grabbing everyone's attention; including (Y/N)'s.

"This is my biggest gift for my beautiful wife, I love you (Y/N)."

(Adam): Hey. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful angel.

(Y/N) walked slowly to the stage with a look of shock on her face.)

(Adam): Love your imperfections, every angle. Tomorrow comes and goes before you know. So, I just had to let you know.

(Adam pulls (Y/N) on stage and held one of her hands.)

(Adam): The way that Gucci look on you amazing.

(He then twirls (Y/N) around making her back face him, as he slides his free hand up her back)

(Adam): But nothing can compare to when you're naked.

(Y/N) blushes and turns around to playfully slap his hand away from her)

(Adam): Now a backwood and some Henny got you faded. Saying you the one for me, I need to face it.

(Adam starts walking around (Y/N) while giving that look that made her melt again.)

(Adam): Started when we were younger. Swear to God that I loved her. Sorry that your mom found out.

(Y/N) tried to hide her red face.)

(Adam): Guess that we just really had the thunder. Ain't nobody else that I'd be under. Beautiful, beautiful life right now. Beautiful, beautiful night right now. No no nooooo.

(Adam removed (Y/N)'s hands from her face and put his hand underneath her chin to make her look him)

(Adam): Hey. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful angel. Love your imperfections, every angle.

(Adam brushed some hair behind (Y/N)'s ear as they both stared into each other's eyes)

(Adam): Tomorrow comes and goes before you know. So, I just had to let you know.

(Adam leaned into kiss (Y/N) on the lips again, but she stopped him, took the microphone from his hand.)

(Y/N): Oh, my God, where did the time go? I wish the hours would go slow, how is it 6 a.m?

(Y/N) started to dance seductively Infront of Adam, not caring about the other angels watching her.)

(Y/N): Your touch is heaven-sent. Beautiful, beautiful sight right now. Beautiful, beautiful life right now.

(Y/N) came close to Adam as she continued dancing.)

(Y/N): Got the angels singin' ooh-ah, right now like (ooh-ah). And this is why we got to touch (ah). Sometimes words are not enough (no)

(Y/N) put her finger up to her tongue and licked it, making sure to have some saliva on it)

(Y/N): Painted in your golden kiss. Honey dripping from your lips.

(Y/N) wiped her saliva covered finger on something that wasn't her dress.)

(Y/N): I thank God and my lucky stars. Darling, don't you know what you are?

(Y/N) fluttered her eyes at Adam, who was blushing but also smiling.)

(Y/N): Yeah, baby, you are. ~

(Adam put his one of hands on (Y/N)'s waist as she put one of her hands on his neck, and they both held the microphone together.)

(Adam/(Y/N): Hey (hey, baby). Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful angel (ooh).

(Adam and (Y/N) began to dance romantically, Adam even spinning (Y/N) in the air.)

(Adam/(Y/N): Love your imperfections, every angle (oh, no, yeah). Tomorrow comes and goes before you know (you know). So, I just had to let you know.

(Adam and (Y/N) continued to dance with each other, not taking their eyes off each other.)

(Adam/(Y/N): The way that Gucci look on you, amazin'. But nothing can compare to when you're naked.

(Adam and (Y/N) let go of each other for a moment before they clanged on to each other again.)

(Adam/(Y/N): Tomorrow comes and goes before you know. So, I just had to let you know (ah-ah, yeah). I just had to let you know. Swear to God, you're beautiful, yeah.

(Adam and (Y/N) started into each other's eyes again, before Adam dipped (Y/N) again and they both shared a passionate kiss.)

*End of the song*

Adam and (Y/N) continued to kiss each other until the claps and cheers of their friends interrupted them, they pulled away and looked at the audience for a moment before looking at each other again.

They both couldn't contain their laughter and put their foreheads together. "Thank you, Adam." "Your welcome babe." they stayed quiet for a moment. Before she spoke.

"I have your present back at home. And you get to unwrap it in bed, if you know what I mean."

(Y/N) winked at Adam. And once he heard that, he smiled.

"Oh, fuck yes."

[hwhimsypc]

Too Busy Being Yours

Keigo Tamaki (Hawks)/Reader

Note: first smut (except that one omegaverse i did with my friend on Ao3, but please bear with me, this is probably bad.) Anyway!

Warnings: 18+ (pretty vanilla), Not proofread

Summary: You don't like Hawks, until a late night of unexpected, Passionate events take place.

Word count: 1857

Enjoy!

Your heels click on the floor as you try to follow Hawks’ quick steps. His long legs makes it difficult to follow him while wearing stilettos. The pile of papers are tightly pressed against your chest, as you desperately try not to drop them. You’re barely looking where you’re going, and almost hit two people. Hawks is pulling you along by your arm, and he’s the only reason you haven’t hit anything yet. 

“Can you slow down?” You hiss between your teeth. He turns his head, a cocky smile perched on his lips. 

“Can’t keep up?”

You roll your eyes. Hawks was always teasing you in the worst situations possible, when you were least in the mood for it. 

“I told you we had to leave earlier.”

“Whatever you say.�� He turns back. You’ll be there soon. 

Hawks always had a tack for being late. Being his assistant was by far the most stressful job you’ve ever had. And his constant jokes and cheerfulness were draining sometimes. Even if it was uplifting when you’d had a bad morning. 

You finally get to the interview, in a small apartment on a street corner. You stop to catch your breath, sweat immediately collecting on your brow. Of course, Hawks was irritatingly unaffected. 

“See ya later, darling,” he winks, and you shake your head, ignoring him. You were stressed. This interview gave you a bit of time to focus on all the paperwork you were behind on. 

You of course, don’t see Hawks’ smile quickly fading when he realises you weren’t really affected by his teasing. Funny. He wasn’t used to that. 

Hawks rising in popularity meant more paperwork for you. And paperwork for a top 3 hero wasn’t something that could wait until morning. A headache had been forming behind your forehead for the past two hours and it was simply getting too hard to ignore. You sigh, pushing out your chair, getting up to get yourself another cup of coffee. Was this your fifth today? Your seventh? It doesn’t matter, anyway. The only thing filling your brain is heroes, interviewers and media. The tiredness wasn’t allowed to nudge its way in. You couldn’t afford that. 

You’re so lost in thought, you don’t feel the presence sneaking up on you. Only when two warm hands grab your shoulders and you shriek, heart jumping in your throat. 

“What are you doing here so late?” And oh, it’s just Hawks. You groan, pushing his hand away. 

“Fuck off.” 

You turn to walk away again, suddenly forgetting what it was you came for. But Hawks isn’t giving up so easily. 

“Aww, come on, humour me.”

You’ve had enough. 

You turn around, grabbing his collar in anger. Of course, he doesn’t budge an inch. But it certainly feels good, and you’re tired and irritated, frustrated and angry. And you just… explode. 

“Don’t test me! This has been too long of a day… a week… a month… a year for that matter. You’ve tested my limits every day, for however long I have worked for you, I’m so fucking sick of being your plaything. You don’t respect me, you don’t respect my work-”

“Y/n.”

“You don’t seem to care for how I’m doing, just constantly putting more pressure on me. You never take a moment to stop and think. Maybe you’re not the fucking only person in the world.”

“Y/n.”

“Maybe, for just a second, could you care about someone that isn't you. And maybe, just maybe, would you think it isn’t my job to take care of you when you’re alone or sad, I’m your assistant for god's sake, you big!… fucking!… man baby!”

“Y/n! Oh my god, listen!”

You push him back. “But you never listen to me!”

Hawks’ eyes are wild. He looks flabbergasted, as surprised as you’ve ever seen him. But his open mouth slowly forms into a smirk. Your stomach drops. Whether it’s in anticipation, fear, or maybe even excitement, you don’t know. 

“Oh but I do. About the things that are important.”

You tsk. “What things?”

He looks too smug, as he starts to speak. 

“I know that you deeply hate the guy from block 1.”

You stare at him with wide eyes. 

“I do not-”

He laughs. “Don’t play smart. You frown everytime he opens his mouth during meetings, and always object when he has an idea. It’s obvious.”

Obvious, yet only you’ve noticed. 

It’s your turn to look flabbergasted now. 

“Okay, so maybe he’s not my favourite person in the world, you’re right about that.”

Hawks smiles. 

“And you never wear your hair up. I take it you don’t like the sensation.”

It had never really caught your attention, just how much notice Hawks took of you, compared to how little you took of him. You’re borderline speechless. This always happens to everyone around you. His fans, coworkers, but never you. You 're never affected. The man takes notice, and he suddenly seems closer than before. 

“Cat got your tongue?”

If this were five minutes ago, you would’ve sighed and rolled your eyes. But now, you’re silent. 

“I just- I didn't know.”

His fingers find Your neck and goosebumps travel through your whole body. 

“Didn't know what? That I like you?”

Your immediate reaction is of course, denial. 

“That doesn't make any sense. Why would a pro hero be into someone like-”

But you don't get to finish, as he suddenly pulls you close. 

“I’m going to kiss you. That okay?”

 You’re so surprised that you just freeze, staring up into his big, owlish eyes. You can’t tell what kind of emotion hides behind them. 

“Okay,” you whisper, feeling the desire pull in your chest, more intense than you’d ever experienced. Before you get to take another breath, Hawks lips are on yours, soft and wanting, like this is the last time he’s going to kiss you. You really hope that’s not the case. 

Breathing is the last thing on your mind as your mouths passionately move together. You’re clutching his shirt hard, and you can feel his erection growing against you. 

“I wanna eat you out,” he says, biting your earlobe. The surprisement from all of this has still not entirely passed, but you’ve decided to just go with it. 

“Please,” you moan, and it comes out a lot more desperately than you’d anticipated. You clumsy move towards your desk, his lips sucking eagerly on your neck as you both try to unzip your skirt. He hits a spot on the end of your neck that feels incredibly ticklish and good, and you moan a bit too eagerly as he desperately pushes all of the papers off of your desk in one swipe. 

You feel a stab of irritation in your chest, and is about to give him a piece of your mind, before he pushes you down with practised ease. His incredible strength really comes to sight in a situation like this. It turns you on a lot more than you’d thought it would. you seem to get surprised a lot today.

“Spread your legs for me, sweetheart.”

You’re pretty sure he’d be able to spread them just fine himself, but you still listen, flinching a bit when the cold air hits your aching cunt. You’re so wet already that it’s almost embarrassing. 

He grips your thighs securely, kissing up your inner thighs. You’re so wet that you can feel the slick dripping down to your asshole. 

As soon as he gets started, Hawks is unstoppable. He eats you out like he’s starving. You’re too gone to be embarrassed about the wet squelching sounds, as he eagerly sucks your clit with the confidence of an experienced man. Your legs are shaking, and you’re sure that there will be marks tomorrow from where his fingers grip your thighs tightly. 

“Don’t, ngh- don’t stop!” you loudly breathe out, voice trembling as you, to your utmost surprise, suddenly cum. Everything feels overwhelming as he stops, lifting his head, his whole underface covered in your wetness. 

“You’re acting like I would ever,” he says, a bit out of breath. You can’t deny your attraction to him anymore, especially in a moment like this. “You taste too sweet,” his voice drops an octave as he leans closer to your face, breathing against your lips. “You can’t imagine how long I've wanted to do this. I could go on all night, until you’re completely dry. And then in the morning, I want to fuck you until my body gives out.”

That would take a while, especially with the incredible stamina he has, you think, feeling as if you’re in some kind of pleasant haze. 

“You don’t know how feral I am for you, y/n. It’s scaring even myself.”

You stare up at him in surprise, suddenly unsure of what to do. But you don’t need to be sure about anything, as Hawks leads you through it. 

He pulls orgasm after orgasm out of you, as you wonder how you’re even able to take this. On an uncomfortable desk at that. But true to his word, you’re riding him like you’ve never ridden anyone ever before in his apartment a few hours later as the earliest sunlight start to stream through the curtains. 

Hawks face is pulled back in pleasure as he slides his hands up your hips, shamelessly studying your bouncing breasts. 

“You’re so good for me,” he grumbles, and you let out a pleased whine at the praise. The sheets under you are soaked, but with the way Hawks is praising and caressing you, you feel like you could go on forever. 

His mouth drops open, and you can tell that he’s about to cum. You increase your pace, the sound of skin slapping against skin getting impossibly louder. You just hope the neighbours won’t complain tomorrow. 

It’s incredibly thrilling, having the famous pro hero in the palm of your hand like this.

“I’m going to cum,” He warns, and not even a second later, warmth suddenly fills your belly as his white seeds coat your walls. You cum yourself only seconds later, resisting the urge not to scream as you feel his cum dribble down onto the sheets, your body spasming with the shocks. You hold back a wince at the distant thought that you’d maybe scratched his back a bit too hard. You’ll have to remember to ask him later if he’s okay. But for now, you can barely keep your eyes open. 

“Can we stay like this for a little while?” He asks, and you nod faintly, resting your head on his shoulder. Not a single thought passes behind your eyes, only the warmth of your bodies sticking together and Hawks, Hawks, Hawks. 

You didn’t care about the mess. Right now, you only cared about him. And that was enough.

[ju1cyfru1t]

hey, u know those emotion octopus thingies where they have a happy 'n mad/sad side? what would be the turtles' reactions to the reader giving them one? love your work btw<3

aww this is so cute! :) and thank you 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

sorry if this is short!

Rise! Mikey, Leo, Donnie, Raph x reader (separately)

Reader gifts them a flippable octopus (in their color)

Fluff! :D gn reader, can be read as romantic or platonic

Mikey

- “ oh mi gosh! this is adorable!”

- thinks it’s so cute, absolutely loves it 10/10

- named it Mikey Jr. the octopus is his child

- you thought it was for Mikey? Wrong. It’s Dr.Feelings now.

- “And how did that make you feel? No, no. Please I insist, use the octopus.”

- will find any way to use it, it never stays in the same place

- “that really *flips to angry side* hurts my feelings!”

Leo

- “Wow! It’s so…uh, what is it?”

- doesn’t really get it, I guess it’s pretty cute. all that really matters is you got it for him

-“ you boys see my hella cool blue octopus? Yeah, Y/N got it for me, no big deal…Oh, you didn’t get one? That’s too bad.”

- usually keeps it on the happy side

- keeps it on a shelf in his room with all of his favorite things!

Donnie

- “a stuffed octopus?…what is this for?”

- also doesn’t really get it but it was nice of you to buy it for him esp if it was just because you thought he would like it and bc it’s purple pretty cool the way it switches tho

- he likes how soft it is

- would never admit it but he definitely named it

- keeps it on the angry side

- leaves it on his desk! or if it’s in his way, moves it to his bed

Raph

-“Awww…I love..er, octopuses?”

- took him a minute to figure out what it was, but loves it nonetheless

- we all know he LOVES stuffed animals

- and you got it? just for him??? IN HIS COLOR???

- will flip it based on his mood

- he holds it while he sleeps! and it stays in his bed during the day with all his other stuffed animals

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

thoughts on episode 2 (SPOILERS)

Oh don’t  tell me we get Sylki this episode 

OH MY GOD THEYRE WEARING TUXEDOS

MARRIED COUPLE LOKIUS

oh god no not Brad 

HA LOKI SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

Mobius you’re such a dummie

B15 MY BELOVED

OHOHO GET FUCKED BRAD

Mobius is gay panicking

BRAD WHAT KIND OF RUN IS THAT

OHOHO MAGIC

WHERE DID YA COME FROM WHERE DID YA GO WHERE DID YA COME FROM COTTON EYE LO

MOBIUS IS GAY PANICKINGGGGGG

*sings along to the theme song*

Ohhh b15 you’re lookin fine

There’s a jail in the TVA??? I forgot about that

bring it to my son

OUROBOROS WHERE ARE YOU

SON

Aww he talks to himself that’s cute

So smart

He’s gonna get so fed up with people bringing shit to him when he wrote a whole book about it

Sweet Casey

Married couple Lokius building their IKEA bed

CASEY READ THE GUIDEBOOK! WE STAN A GREAT BOI

I’m going to fight Brad

Brad is so right about Lokis character but damn Mobius going to defend him is kinda gay

Why do I feel like Brad is talking directly to me when he’s talking to-

DONT TALK ABOUT FRIGGA I WILL MURDER YOU BRAD

The sass on lokis tone I’m going to cry

Mobius reign in your boyfriend

Loki is scaring me actually

That sounded kinda sexual Loki my man

YOURE RIGHT BRAD

THERAPY

MOBIUS’S PET?

Yeah Mobius who were you

Oh jeez

Mobius is about to flip out

HE FLIPPED

Loki caring for his husband <3

Following each other <3

KISS NOW

THE PIE SCENE

Awe Loki with his little legs crossed he’s so adorable around Mobius

Yeah you lost it baby

Comfort your husband Loki

WASNT TACTICAL??? BABE YOU ATTACKED NYC

Talk about your feelings Mobius

Why would you thank him for kidnapping you Mobius?

Felt that about bad and good lemme tell ya

Would you quit it about Sylvie

OUROBOROS!!!!

Don’t get hurt baby I’ll cry

Uh oh

UH OH

BRAD????

Is he dead?

Aww man he’s alive

Round two of what babe

NEED ANOTHER SESSION???

HARDBALL TACTICS?!!!??!

WHAT ARE THESE WORDS YOURE SAYING

Big machine

He’ll torture you babe

Remembering things for their husband this is cute

Uh oh Loki what are you doing

LOKI STOP IT

LOKI 

stop asking about Sylvie for the love of god

ENJOY YOURSELF?!

Mobius you’re so sweet

YEAH BRAD DONT BRING UP A VILLAIN’S MOTHER

Kill him hon maybe we won’t have to deal with his dumb ass

Terrible awful things 

He’s lost his shit I love it 

Loki please this is going too far

Okay nice we made Brad suffer and Loki is being everything Mobius could want in a boyfriend

Mobius was in on it?!

OB WHAT DO YOU MEAN WERE GONNA DIE

*gasp* OUROBOROS AND CASEY MY NEW OTP

HES FANBOYING

AWWWW BABIES 

oh no world is dead

*sings McDonald’s jingle*

Where’s my wife

Awww she’s so proactive I love her so much

NO NO NO NOT SYLKI PLEASE NOT SYLKI

One Unhappy meal please

Talk less Loki 

Can Sylvie drive

CORRECT OMG MY WIFE

THIS IS MY BELOVED 

Leave her alone Loki please

Advertisement 

OH MY GOD MOBIUS IS ON SOME SYLKI HATE

“It’s cinema thank you very much”

Murder

QUICK CHANGE WITH SYLVIE

THEYRE KILLING RVERYTHING

IHOHO MURDER

COMPROMISED OF CIURSE BABY

OH NO

call your boyfriend Casey

Don’t hold hands

NO

uh oh

Bye bye Sylvie :)

Oh she’s back

What are we looking at

Oh no…

Those are people!

Uh oh Sylvie’s angry

I might as well just make a harem of marvel women I want to wife me up 

Don’t pull that Sylki bullshit on me

Mobius is sad Loki go comfort him

At least Sylvie had her life

Does she have a friend?

What’s going on between those two?!

I’m so confused

Post credits???

Why not?

[innerlandlight]

Okay so, I wrote another one @g-on-ef @pink-mask-06 @spotsandclawsthings

PLEASE DO NOT COPY

⚠️MENTIONS OF SA⚠️

Maya- age 15

OH MY GOD!!!!! I'm so excited right now, I'm going on a datecwith this really cute guy at school. He got that James Dean daydream look in his eyes. Dad and Niko were not agreeingto this, but mom convinced them like a queen

"I can't believe that you're going on a date, I'm so happy for you!!!"

Mia signs. A deep feeling of guilt settled in me, its because of me, I know it. Mia sees my sad expression and signs

"What happened?Why are you sad?"

"It's....Nothing. Its just nervousness"

"Why is my confident diva bitch is nervous?"

"Oh please don't act like Anikka"

We both laughed and I hugged Mia and said

"I love you Mia, you are my hero"

"Aww, I love you too"

Mia left me alone in my room so that I could get ready. While doing my makeup, I got a call. Without checking the caller ID, I picked up the call

"Why the fuck are you going on a date when I told you not to?!"

I froze as I heard the poisonous voice of Pratt. But I won't let her control me, she is controlling me enough to make my life hell.

"You can't tell me what to do!!" I said angrily

"What did you just say to me?!"

She is angry, she usually gets angry like this when she is about to punish me. I hesitated a bit but I was determined.

"I said you can't control me anymore, are you fucking deaf!!"

"HOW DARE YOU TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!"

I pulled my phone away from my ear, she's so fucking loud!

"Stop barking like a dog. Oh wait, calling you a dog is an insult to the species of dogs, you are much worse than that. You know what you can't control me. Show me your worst bitch!"

"You-"

Before she can say anything I cut the call. Do I feel good? HELL YES!!. I won't let her control me. Just then Mia barged into my room

"Hurry up, he's here"

"What???It's too early"

"No dummy, its already 7 pm"

I flipped her off, took my belongings and went outside. There he was standing with a bouquet.

"Hey, are you ready?" he asked me.

"Yeah, let's go" I was blushing like crazy. The date went well and he also asked me out for a movie date!!!! When I reached home, my dad asked

"How are you? Do I need to kill somebody?" . I was annoyed, like I get it that dad is overprotective of Mia and me, but this is too much

"Dad no, come on, not all the boys are bad"

"I'm not sure about it" he said

Just then mom came in and said

"Kyle stop, leave that poor boy alone"

"Are you on my side or that guy's side"

"The guy's side, now come to the dinner table"

WOW, that was personal. My mom always kept my dad in check

"Honey do you want to eat dinner?" mom asked me

"Sure mom"

Even though I already ate dinner, I wanted to spend time with my family. I want to make many happy moments with them. before everything goes downhill, well I'm nit so sure about that. In next life, I don't want to live in guilt, I want to be free, I don't wabpnt to get abused. Suddenly, I got a text, it was from Pratt which said

"You're going to pay for this in the worst way"

I ignored the text and focused on my food. She's only going to beat me with a stick or worse with a belt.

After the dinner was over, I went to my room, did my skincare routine and went to sleep

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My eyes snap open as I had a nightmare in which everyone found out about the truth of Mia's kidnapping and my family disowned me. I was covered in sweat and was thirsty. I tried to take my water bottle from the nightstand. I was not able to, I realized that my hands are tied to the bedpost. I tried to call for help but I realized that my mouth is taped. I was scared, I tried to loosen the ropes but failed.

"Stop struggling my rosie, its of no use" OH NO, it was Pratt.

I didn't listened to her and started trashing on the bed. But then she punched me hard on my stomach. Hard enough to make me scream. SLAP

"Stop making fucking noise!"

What she did next traumatized me for life. She started undressing me

"I'm so angry right now Maya, you shouldn't have disobeyed me"

I was struggling against the ropes but it was of not use. She started hitting my breasts with her stick. I let out a muffled cry, begging her to stop but she didn't. But then she spread my legs

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After 2 painful hours she finally stopped. I was raped and I was not able to defend myself. I started crying again even though my eyes were puffy

"Shh....rosie don't cry, this was for your good only, you know I love you"

NO YOU FUCKING DONT!!! She then untied me and said

"Now, if you tell anyone, I'll kill your family in front of you in the most painful way" After saying this she disappeared from my window. I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower to the highest temperature and stood there until my body was burning. How can I let this happen to me!!! I just want to die.

[professional-benaddict]

part 12 of «Pituitary Pack Problems» aka our latest omegaverse collab🥰🥰 part 11 in the reblog by @winterspiderpurrs

link to the work on A03

wanted some fluff, but then it turned into angst🥴💗💗💗

“Ben’y!” Morgan lights up at the sight of her oldest brother. She puts her chubby hands on the tray of her high chair, trying to get lift off, but not being successful. She lets out a whine to make her brother hurry up.

“Hi, Morgie! How’s my baby sister, huh?” Ben gushes, coming over to scoop Morgan up from her prison seat.

The toddler squeals happily, kicking her little feet before settling into a cozy hug.

“Hey, she’s been asking for you. I’m glad you came.” Harley says, appearing from the laundry room. He has a basket in his hands, but he sets it down to join his siblings.

“Aww, was I away too long? Maybe she likes me more.” Ben says with a playful glare. Harley shoves at his brother, but not too hard.

“She’s been asking about Papa the most though. Dad says so too.” Harley says, a bit sadder now.

“Where is he?” Ben asks, bouncing to keep Morgan content while the attention is not on her.

“Laying down. He says the pain isn’t too bad, but… I mean, that’s not what’s bothering him.”

Ben hums, knowing what Harley means.

“I’ll put her down on her playmat, maybe we can talk then.” Ben says.

The brothers sit down on the couch, both watching Morgan quietly as she babbles to herself. She is banging her palms onto a top-up toy, but not quite hitting it correctly to make the toys pop up. It doesn’t dampen her spirits however, but she often looks at her brothers to check that they are paying attention to her. Ben and Harley both smile and say something encouraging to the toddler, making her wiggle and bounce happily before resuming her play.

“How was Papa?” Harley starts quietly.

“A bit back and forth. It’s like he is lucid, sometimes, aware that this is what’s best for him, but… Then I also think he realises what he has done, and he feels really bad.”

“I guess it would be easier to be angry than guilty.”

“Hm, true. But, uhm… I spoke with the doctor, and they did find something.”

“What?” Harley perks up, anxiously.

“They found a mass, in his brain.”

“And?” Harley’s tone is urgent, so Morgan looks over, sensing the change in the atmosphere.

“Ha’l’y?”

“What is it?”

“It’s not cancer, but it’s not supposed to be there either. A neurosurgeon is gonna look at it, but I also asked for Stephen to have a look.”

“They are gonna take it out? Could it be why Papa’s sick?”

“They don’t know yet. They would have to get a sample, but they might just try and remove it all and then test it. The surgeon has to look at it first though.”

“Ha’l’y!”

The brothers pause and turn to their sister. She looks sad, scared even, and she has her little arms stretched out towards them.

“Ben’y! Up!”

Ben goes to pick Morgan up, just in time for her tears to start to fall. Harley remains quiet, his head too full with worried thoughts about Papa. Ben tries his best to sooth Morgan, but she seems to have worked up a proper cry.

“What’s going on?”

Ben and Harley turn to see Peter in the hallway. He looks sleepy, his hair a mess and one hand ghosting over his still healing lower stomach.

“Da’da, Da’da! Papa, Papaa!” Morgan continues to cry.

[stardustdiiving]

Hi!! Hello!! I've just been passively listening to your blog for a bit and I just have to say. auauua you actually giving Nahida the spotlight she deserves is so refreshing! I love Wanderer in all his forms, but the lack of character studies/general brainworms about Nahida is so sad to me D: She's an archon!! You'd think people would talk about her more in the general fandom... Idk, personally, she's a pretty relatable character in the way of having to become an adult for the people around her (in her case, becoming a knowledgeable god despite having the mind of a child for the sages) like!! She is smart, but she is a KID. Haven't a fair number of people experienced that? And justifying the behavior too- like I (personally) think that Nahida tries to make the horrendous behavior of generations of sages seem Less Bad bc 'oh, they were probably so lost without the Greater Lord.. and I wasn't what they were looking for' Because admitting that you were hurt for a reason that was entirely NOT YOUR FAULT actually feels Really Bad. LOCAL BABY GOD IS RELATABLE TO THE MASSES!! (Could be a bad take, I do need to rewatch the Sumeru quests.. it's been so long.. my little guys..) BEFORE I GET TOO SIDETRACKED UH. yeah. Thank you for the Radish Thoughts they are really really appreciated by someone who also thinks Nahida is Pretty Neat!

WTF UR GONNA MAKE ME CRY IM SO GLAD. I love Nahida I’m glad it resonates. Tbh i think that take isn’t bad at all bc I actually also had a similar interpretation of her downplaying her neglect in the same way she downplays her worth as an Archon bc obviously there’s overlap between the two

Assortment of screenshots I feel go along with this , starting with how the Sages’ treatment of her is discussed textually:

When we learn she’s being imprisoned for the first time in the AQ, Nahida’s response is quite literally her justifying why the Sages’ decision makes “rational” sense because (like u said!) she’s not Rukkhadevata and by extension isn’t a “real enough archon”

Nahida internalizes the “my existence has little meaning” to the point she justifies beating herself up as an inferior archon over Dunyazard’s presumed death as “rationally observing the distance between herself and a real archon”:

And also the first thing she does when we set her free is apologize for letting the Sages neglect her. We also get her basically saying she was never angry about what was done to her until she was being rescued:

She goes onto say she’s going to punish the sages harshly, but then it’s noted by multiple characters they think she wasn’t harsh enough with her punishment. Which is a haha aww Nahida doesn’t have it in her to be harsh. But it’s also like haha aww. Nahida doesn’t have it in her to be harsh even to the people who dehumanized her and kept her in a cage for generations Zjsjmxkxjnsj

Nahida as a person seems to be someone who clings to a sense of personal control , my main reasoning for this is it’s directly stated in her character stories the reason she gives up her Gnosis to Dottore for information would be to have more knowledge and therefore control over a situation:

With one Gnosis still in her hands, Nahida could not help but hesitate. She barely knew more about the Gnoses than she knew the "truth" of the world. […] Shaking hands in bargain means an equal compromise for both sides, a far cry from any victory. On the other hand, turning down the bargain indicates a certain type of "ignorance," which, obviously, would more easily invite a loss of control. Thus did the "God of Wisdom" instantly find her answer...

So her rationalizing her own neglect or Anything Bad That Is Done to Her to me is a way of asserting a sense of control over her situation when she has none, just as u said!

[broz0neglitters]

Did my invitations disappear?

-Branch's birthday was coming up soon, so Branch wanted to invite his brother to celebrate his birthday. Branch thought they would all come back eventually, but he waited and waited for his brothers to come back to celebrate his birthday with him and his grandma, but it ended up as a pity party for the poor baby branch-

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It was the day of Branch's Birthday. He stayed up all night making invitations. He would tell his grandma to send them out for his brothers. Grandma Roisepuff knows that her 4 other grandsons will not return, but she doesn't have the heart to crush the little birthday boy...

~1 Hour in~

Branch had been waiting, but no sign of any of his brothers as he went to the kitchen and tugged her skirt "Grandma, did my invitations disappear?." He asked as she looked down at the branch. "Aww, my little peach fuzz, I'm sure it had been delivered to your brothers. Maybe your brothers haven't received it yet. You know how mails men are." she said

"Tell me why the hell no one is here." Branch demanded with a sass,

"Branch, I will not allow you to use this language in my house, especially on your birthday; like I said, it hasn't been delivered to your brothers yet," Grandma said, baking his favorite cake

"Tell me what to do to make it all feel better," Branch said, starting to lose hope. As Grandma Roisepuff played some old brozone songs, "How about you dance to get it started while I finish your cake? That will cheer you up." she said, smiling. "Okay, Grandma," he said

As Branch was dancing, he kept thinking, and as hours passed, he stopped dancing. Brozone songs were playing on a loop, and Branch thought they were playing a cruel joke on him. They never miss his birthday, even if they are away. Floyd can't even miss branch birthday. They all love watching their baby brother grow up

"If they're not gonna come, then it Just means there's way more cake for me and grandma," Branch said

As Hours passed by as the sun started to go down, branch began to lose hope that the mail got lost and that his brothers weren't here; he feared that maybe they had been eaten by Bergans or, even worse, they didn't like him anymore; the thought of his older brothers not wanting him anymore brought the birthday boy in tears as he was crying

Grandma Rosiepuff was finishing up the cake when she came out with the cake, as she saw Branch crying with Brozone's song playing in the background she put the cake aside and kneeled down to his height and wiped his tears "What's the matter, my peach fuzz?" she asked him

"Maybe it's a cruel joke on me 'cause none of them showed up like you promised Grandma. Maybe they got eaten by bergans, or worse, they never want to see me again." Branch let out a whole river of tears

"Aw, I'm sorry, my little peach fuzz, but there's cake for just the both of us, right? Maybe we can give some to King Peppy and his daughter Viva." Grandma said

As Grandma lighted the candles, she snapped a photo of Branch. He was basically in tears with all of his loneliness. "Branch, please don't cry. Is it okay? I'll take you out too. your favorite ice cream spot the next day." she said

"It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to," Branch said, sobbing as Grandma Took some photos, but they all came out to Branch's birthday sadness. "I'll cry until the candles burn down this place and until my pity party's in flames," Branch said

"This will surely look good in his baby album book," she said to herself as she wrote Branch Pity Party (adult branch kept it with him ever since to remember that day)

"Okay, Blow out your candles, my little Branch. What do you wish for?" she asked, trying to have a good time despite her youngest grandson being in a bad mood

"I wish my brothers would come home and never left me in the first place!" he snapped angrily. As his anger got the best of him, he was no longer sad but rather angry as he tried to blow the candle, but it ended up in flames, basically slowly burning the curtains and rugs, and the candle wasn't out. It burned along the curtains and carpets. Grandma Roisepuff was in a panic as she called the fire department to get rid of the fire that her grandson had created with his anger

The Fire department was getting rid of the fire, and both Branch and Grandma Roisepuff were outside waiting for it to be put out. Branch stood there laughing, and then he started crying. Another part of him felt like he was dying. He felt all these mixed emotions because it was his pity party, and he cried if he wanted to...

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Hey, Guys, I finally finished and passed my exams. I am so happy to be on break and hopefully finish my unfinished drafts. I won't be opening requests due to time conflicts with my real life. I also have to tackle two jobs, and they do take time to write, but if you want to ask me any questions, feel free to private message me. I will respond to them :). Hope you all have a fun summer break <3 --------------------- Like + Follow are very much appreciated!

[planet-crait]

Up next we have Rattleconda Racers!

WE HAVE THE INTRO AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

Aww Antony is still here! Iguana society? Uhh okay? Wait Antony fell into a fountain with a girl? Who seems romantically coded for him?

Devzel is gonna be canon you heard it here folks!

Lolz whoops not a good slip up their Antony but Hazel you know people can have multiple best friends right? It’s okay to have more than one right? You know this right?

Ohhh Hazels mom knows whats up she knows her son is crushing hard. And yeah the way he talks about her he is hardcore crushing on her. I love the knowing look their parents give each other that is so funny to me.

Uh oh Hazel is jealous. Lolz Antony looks legit scared of how angry Hazel is oops. Hazel. Honey. Your brother is going to make friends and find romance sweetie you need to understand this.

Oh Hazel left she’s so sad poor thing. I feel bad but also she does need to learn people need to be allowed to grow and met new people it’s healthy even if it hurts.

Lolz Cosmo stealing the bike peace and riding away with it is so cute omg. Wanda spitting facts but Hazel is too upset to listen. Cosmo continues to be so adorable never change Cosmo never change.

Oh no HAZEL NOT AGAIN!!!! This is going to end badly isn’t it. Uh Antony be careful!!! Oh no they’re fighting. Uh oh. Lolz Antony amusingly watching Hazel as she explains the rules. Oh no Antony is bored already that’s not good. I feel like this is going to lead to a massive blow up eventually.

Poor Cosmo and Wanda they want to have fun but Hazel won’t let them. Wanda you are so dramatic lolz. I love how Hazel is blatantly talking to Cosmo and Wanda and Antony just doesn’t care. Oh Hazel is clinging to the past and desperate to keep things the same but they aren’t. And uh Antony might be right about needing to get off the trail kiddo. Unless Magic won’t let you leave the trail but I have a feeling that won’t be the case here.

Uh oh did Cosmo and Wanda get eaten? Oh no Hazel panicking cuz things are different. OH ANTONY ADMITTED HE LIKES HER!!! LolZ oh the sibling energy yelling as they apologize. They are such siblings lolz.

Lolz oh Antony uh it is just a wee bit more intense then as kids lolz. Just a tiny bit.

I can’t believe their plan mostly worked lolz.

Wait how did they get their bikes back? Where were they? Well they crossed the finish line and all is well lolz. I’m glad Hazel is deciding to let Antony share about his school life, even though he’s an adult he clearly cares about Hazel and wants to be close to her and that’s so sweet.

Oh Cosmo and Wanda never change. Never change. A cute episode overall but the fear of Operation Birthday Takeback hangs in the air majorly for me lolz. Onto the next one.

[dragondemoness]

Ultimate Cuteness Series - Ultra Despair Girls Edition (Part Six)

Dragon’s Note: We’re back, baby! FInally found the inspiration :3 I’m still not a fan of how I’ve been writing the series so far, but eh, who cares. This is my comeback

The walk back to the hideout is painfully awkward.

Toko and Komaru don’t say a word to each other, and you seem to be caught in the middle. In an effort to ease the tension, you turn to them with your signature smile, although this time, it appears awkward.

“So, um... Wow, that sure was a tough battle, huh? Good thing we won though, right? You two really are strong, especially when you fight together!” 

Toko turns to you with a sharp glare. “D-Don’t try to distract us with your brainless optimism... It’s not gonna help anything.”

Komaru sighs in response. “Don’t be rude to them, Toko. They didn’t do anything wrong. Say whatever you want to me, but leave them alone.”

This causes Toko to turn back on her, and they argue once again. After that, the rest of the walk is filled with excruciating silence. You soon return to the hideout, and Komaru asks for Shirokuma, but the adult only walks away in silence. 

Soon, the adorable white bear does appear. “Heeey, you three! Yay, you made it back safe! Now, I wanna hear the whole story, but first... Come leap into my arms!”

“Jeez, this guy developed a taste for hugs fast...” Toko remarks. Komaru doesn’t move, and Shirokuma opens his arms. “C’mon, don’t be modest! Do it! Do iiit!” 

Toko turns to you. “Well, Omaru is a bit of a sad sack right now, so why don’t you ask (Name)? I’m sure they’d be more than happy to hug you...”

Shirokuma turns to you expectantly and holds his arms out. 

“Oh... Okay.” You then go to him and hug him, and although he and Toko both wonder why you seem hesitant, Shirokuma accepts the affection happily. “Yeah, there we go! Now it’s your turn!”

He then turns to Toko, who shrugs and begins to approach him. “I-I guess I can... I haven’t taken a bath for a while, so I might be a little sticky.” 

Shirokuma quickly steps back from her nervously. “Oh... How about you comb out your hair, take a bath, and change your clothes and undergarments first?” 

Toko gives him an angry look. “Jeez, pushy! Why don’t I just wrap myself in a bow for you, too?” 

You giggle at her. “Aww, I’ll hug you, Toko-chan!”

Toko shakes her head. “Of course you would. God, you’re so weird...” 

You tilt your head at her curiously. “Is that a no?” 

Toko sighs in resignation. “J-Just do it... Whatever...”

“Yaaay!” You grin brightly and give Toko a tight hug. She stiffens up in discomfort but allows you to do it. 

Shirokuma looks at the two of you happily. “It’s so nice to see you three getting along! Anyway, you must be tired. Why don’t you rest for a while?”

Toko looks around. “With the mood in here, I don’t think I could sleep, even if I wanted to. Aside from you, everyone seems... Unwelcoming.” 

You turn to her. “Miss Hiroko wasn’t so bad.” 

Toko shrugs in response. “I guess...” 

Shirokuma waves his hands in front of him frantically. “D-Don’t worry, they’re just shy! I mean, two girls in school uniforms, AND the cutest, most wholesome person on earth? That’s enough to make a man’s heart burst!”

Toko turns to you with a smirk. “Not just men, I’m sure...”

Komaru looks down at the ground, still appearing depressed. “...Thanks for the offer, but I really don’t feel like resting right now.” 

Shirokuma gives her a curious look. “Komaru, what happened? Did the connection not work?”

“No, it worked fine,” you said, “it’s just our connection that went out.” Komaru silently nods in agreement. “Yeah... And I’m also not sure that Future Foundation is going to come through.”

Shirokuma sighs sadly. “I see... So that’s why you’re so down. I’m sorry... Do you want me to pat your head?” 

“Pat her head? How many heads have you crushed with a hand like that?” Toko asks. 

“Hey, I’d let him pat my head... It feels great,” you tell her, causing her to scoff at you. “Y-Yeah, see? I don’t do anything like that!” Shirokuma insists.

Komaru nods. “Yeah... I trust you, Shirokuma. You’re the only one I can trust anymore... Well, one of them, at least.”

Komaru turns and gives you a small smile, and you smile back. Shirokuma then reveals that Haiji and the others are in a conference, and you go and enter the meeting room and listen in. 

“It doesn’t matter if they’re just kids! We have to kill them before they kill us!” Adult M calls out.

“But the kids have those Monokumas on their side, and those twisted animal monsters. We have to do something about them.”

As you listen in, your body begins to tremble fearfully as you whisper to yourself. “They wanna kill the kids...? No... I can’t let that happen.” Your bunny plush nods in agreement, and Toko watches you closely.

Tell me that thing isn’t alive, she thinks to herself. You hear Haiji declare that acting now isn’t the best play, insisting that he doesn’t want to put the adults in danger. Hearing this brings a change in you as you clench your fist, and your expression turns blank.

You disgust me...

What’s up with their eyes?! What’s their deal? Toko thinks to herself.

Shirokuma then brings the three of you inside, and brings up the idea of persuading the children. Haiji objects to this, as do the adults. You and Komaru give your accounts, having met the kids yourself, further solidifying that the idea was impossible.

“You really think a group of monsters like those kids can be reasoned with? Adult D asks.

The only monsters here are you...

“I bet they’d kill us the second we show up to treat with them.” Adult N adds.

And they should...

“Plus, this group here... There can’t be peace with those kids. You know what they’ve done.” Haiji states.

What about why they did it...?

“Those brats don’t even care about family. Things like persuasion... It will never work.” Toko points out. “That’s right. They’re not human, they’re demons!” Adult O calls out in response.

No... You are.

Haiji ultimately decides not to act immediately, which Toko seems to find cowardly. You can’t help but agree. The two of them argue, and when Komaru calls Toko out for not understanding the feelings of the weak, you find yourself agreeing with her, as well. As the Ultimate Cuteness, and even before you claimed that title, you were always targeted for being weak, particularly by one individual. You snap out of your thoughts when Toko finds a comeback of her own.

“You think I’m ‘chosen’? You must be kidding. What’s so great about me? I’m a w-walking inferiority complex! But hey, look at (Name) here! They might be weak, but at least they don’t use it as an excuse. B-Besides, it’s not like they suffered for it.”

What a bold assumption. You were tired of hearing that. “...Yes, I have.”

Toko turns to you with a look of doubt. “Oh, r-really? What could someone like you have possibly gone through?”

You look down at the ground as you clench your fist. “...Bullying.”

“Huh?” Toko looks at you in surprise, and Komaru look at you sadly. “(Name)...? See that, Toko?! You’re so insensitive!”

Before Toko could fire back with a comeback, an adult rushes into the room, saying that Monokumas and plush monsters are attacking. Surely enough, they come in from outside and begin slaughtering adults. 

“What?! How did the children find out about this place?!” One adult questions. Toko immediately points her finger at you. “I-It’s gotta be them! They must’ve led them here!” 

“What? Me?” Komaru glares at Toko. “No, it couldn’t have been them. They were with us all along, remember?”

“Th-That’s right! It’s not their fault! I just know it!” You turn to him in surprise.

“S-Seriously?” Toko groans. 

“I don’t know why everyone keeps doubting them, but just because they act a little childish and have their own style of dressing doesn't mean that they’re bad!”

You smile at him. “Thanks, Shiro-chan!” Maybe you’re useful after all...

He then begs you to save the others, so you run outside, and Komaru and Genocide Jack work together against the beasts. Unfortunately, you didn’t arrive before many of them were already slain. Haiji enters soon after.

“This is all your fault. You led those monsters here when you went on your stupid mission! I bet it was you! You must have a direct line to those brats, huh?! What did you do?! Answer me!”

He suddenly turns and shouts at you, and your vision becomes blurry with tears. Komaru quickly takes you into her arms to comfort you while Toko, Haiji and Shirokuma continue arguing. 

“You know, I’ll go further and say you guys are spies for the kids!” Haiji shouts, and Toko turns to you. “I-I’m sure one of us is!”

“Everyone, cut it out! You’re making (Name) upset!”

After that, the adults apprehend the three of you and place you in three separate rooms. Toko sighs in frustration. “D-Dammit! They take away my stun gun, then they stuff me in this dusty room... It’s all her fault! And theirs, too!”

She considers this and looks away. “Well... It’s not like I want them dead or anything... B-But that (Name) has to be a spy! They clearly hate Haiji’s guts, and I swear that stupid rabbit of theirs is alive! But it can’t be... Jeez, what is their deal? But... They also mentioned bullying... What does that mean?”

Meanwhile, Komaru blames herself for the incident, and Toko and Haiji’s words are echoing through her brain. Where’s (Name)? They’d know how to help... They’re the only one I can trust... The only one I want...

In your room, you simply sit and reflect on everything, clutching your bunny plush close to your chest. Then, a young girl’s voice is heard from outside the door.

“Hellooo! My name is Kotoko Utsugi. I’m the Fighter for the Warriors of Hope! Eeeee, you’re so adorbs! I’ve just gotta bring you with me!

Everything goes black, and soon after, she pays a visit to Komaru. Meanwhile, Toko switches to Genocide Jack, and uses her scissors to hack through the door with no problem. Soon after, she rushes out and goes to your door.

“Yooooo, pretty one! It’s time to go see Master! If you don’t get your cute butt out here, I’m gonna pin your pretty little hands up to the wall! It’s been sooo hard to resist...”

She soon realizes you aren’t there, and neither is Komaru. Three Monokuma kids appear behind her, and show her a tracking device linked to you and Komaru’s wristbands. Soon after, she proceeds to give chase. Meanwhile, Komaru finds herself strapped to an unknown contraption, with Kotoko right in front of her and your unconscious body on the floor beside her.

“Now then, let’s begin with the ‘Motivation’!”

“Wh-What the...? What is this?! What happened to (Name)?!”

“Oh, they’re not hurt or anything! They’re way too adorbs for that! They’re just taking a little nap, that’s all. Now, let’s begin! No more stalling!”

She activates the switch, and hands begin grasping at Komaru from multiple places. She manages to repel them, but more continue to come. Genocide Jack finally finds the three of you on the monorail, and engages in a short spat with Kotoko before managing to defeat her. She then frees Komaru, and you wake up shortly after.

“Ngh...”

“(Name)!” Komaru rushes over and engulfs you in a hug. “I was so worried!”

You chuckle and pat her head reassuringly. “It’s okay, Maru-chan. She didn’t hurt me or anything. I’m glad you’re safe, too.”

“My, my, I was wondering when you’d wake up. For a second, I was sure you were dead. And I was real pissed, ‘cause that was supposed to be my job, y’know? But anyways, good to see your adorable face again, pretty one...”

She tilts your chin up to face her, and she winks at you before switching back to Toko. Soon after, the two of them leave, and Kotoko turns to you with a smile.

“Wow, you’re a great actor! Maybe even better than me! You sure had me going for a second!”

[ase-trollplays]

The Need For Space

Vvv Can I call ya Thiomi instead a Mimi from now on? vvV

..aww... why don't you want to call me 'mimi' anymore?...

Vvv Same reason I started sayin' Dan instead a Danny. I'm six sweeps now. I ain't a wriggler anymore, an' sayin' Mimi is a wriggler thing. vvV

...if thats how you feel... then its okay with me if you call me my full name instead...

Vvv Thanks, Thiomi. vvV

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Vvv Can we go ta the city tonight? vvV

...oh... uh... s-sure...

Vvv ... Yer still sad about yer face, aren't ya? vvV

... ...y... yeah... ...i am...

Vvv Havin' scars ain't somethin' ta feel bad about. Scars mean ya survived what tried ta kill ya. Me an' Dan an' Corali are covered in them. You even have other scars, and they don't make you feel bad. Why are the new ones different? vvV

...i dont have these s-scars because i s-survived... ...i have them because s-someone wanted to hurt and upset me...

Vvv Well, what about the scar on yer arm I gave ya when I was little? I was tryin' ta hurt ya, an' yer not worried about people seein' that one. vvV

...thats different... ...you didnt know better when you did that... ...the person who cut me up knew exactly what s-she was doing to me...

Vvv Well, that's just more reason not ta be upset. You bein' afraid ta let other people see you means she won! vvV

...varoll... please... ...its not that s-simple...

Vvv Why ain't it?? vvV

...can we s-stop talking about this??!...

Vvv !!! vvV

...i... ...im s-so s-sorry... ...i didnt mean to yell at you...

Vvv 'S fine. I'll ask Dan ta take me instead. vvV

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...you want to go alone?...

Vvv Yeah. I ain't a wriggler anymore. I can go ta the city by myself. I know what the streets an' stuff are an' how ta get ta places, and I always keep my knife in my pocket an' my arrows in my strife deck if I gotta fight. vvV

...but youve never been there without me or dantli with you... ...are you s-sure you dont want one of us there?...

Vvv Yeeesssss, ugh, you don't have ta act like I'm still a little kid. I can take care a myself. I live all by myself in the swamps an' I been just fine--

...because you have your lusus to protect you... ...s-shes never more than s-shouting distance away from you...

Vvv Yeah, okay, but I also like, hunt and kill things way bigger than me! An' ya don't gotta problem with that! Why's goin' ta the city by myself such a big deal?? vvV

...because trolls arent like animals... ...trolls are a lot more dangerous... ...animals dont use weapons... or lie to you to hurt you!...

Vvv An' I killed trolls, too! Plus, I'm the highest blood color, so I'm allowed ta hurt or kill people lower caste than me anyways! vvV

...you s-shouldnt be thinking like that!...

Vvv I'm not! I'm just sayin' if I get in a fight I ain't gonna be in heaps a trouble like Corali! Why're ya makin' this hard?? vvV

...im just worried!...

Vvv An' I'm tellin' ya not ta be cuz I can take care a myself! vvV

...varoll kaydur... do not take that tone with me!...

Vvv Yer the one yellin'!"

...im not--!... ...im not yelling...

Vvv Yeah ya were! If yer gonna be mad about it, then fine. I ain't goin'. Happy now?! vvV

...of course im not... ...youre angry with me...

Vvv I just want you an' Dan ta stop treatin' me like I'm still little. I can do stuff without y'all, ya know. I don't need ya glued ta me all the time anymore. vvV

...youre right... ...i guess im just having trouble letting you grow up...

Vvv So... I can go? vvV

...ill talk it over with dantli... ...if he s-says yes... then you can go on your own...

Vvv Yes!! vvV

[damelucyjo]

Let’s spend some time with Little Lasso!

Episode 8 - We'll Never Have Paris

Oooh this is a cool montage

Haha angry Rupert 🖕🏼

Yeah, that’s not a happy Ted 😕

How are neither Jake nor Michelle incredibly awkward over this?? I feel awkward just watching them!

It’s nice that Ted & Michelle can joke and pretend he’s not there ✌🏼😂

Uh oh, awkward. Again.

Okay, so the red & blue magnets are gonna mean something, right? Because we’re sure the matchbook does

Prince Henry 🫡 Nice one, Mae

(They are some sad English Breakfasts, I’m sorry)

He doesn’t need to know, nor care, what you are, Jake!

Big piece of cereal making a come back! Does Ted know there are 100s of other cereals available or…?

Ted, why would they bring Henry to you for the weekend if they were just going to fly back to America?? Come on, dude

Oh poor Ted 🥺

YYEEEAAAHHH!!!!

Of course Keeley thought she’d have to play 😂

Show off your ‘girlfriend’. Sure, Jan 🫠

‘Does he need another fake niece’ 😂 Keeley, please never change!

Nate, keeping tabs on Richmond 🥺

Okay, I’ll say it again and again but JADE & NATE ARE CUTE!!

Of course he shaved and showered 😂

Fiona Apple 😍

Oh poor Keeley 🥺🥺 Juno making me want to climb into the TV and give her a big hug

Will making a game out of getting Henry to do his work for him 😂 well done, king!

The guys at the window 😂

I like how none of them ask him why he’s asking where they’d propose. They just answer 😂

Also Beard’s answer made me audibly say ‘aww’ 🥹

ROY KENT ASKING IF HE WANTS TO TALK?! My baby’s come so far 🥰

Or maybe not 😂

Jeremy’s run 😂😂 oh that got me!

Welcome new pup, Trent 🫡

“I’m her ex-husband, not her current father. So, no” 😂

Roy wanting nothing to do with these meetings but always listening from his desk and getting involved anyway 😂 love to see it!

Beard is done with your bullshit, Ted. So is Higgins! The guy ran down and up stairs for you! HE’S GONNA HAVE LEG CRAMPS IN HIS SLEEP, TED! DO YOU NOT CARE?!

The pointing 👉🏻👈🏻 😂

‘You should find out before you flip out’ sound advice there from Higgybottom! 👍🏼

‘Woof’ PROTECT TRENT CRIM WITH EVERYTHING YOU HAVE!!!!

Nate trying to have his own diamond dogs meeting 🫣 The poor boy really thought Rupert would show up 🫣

‘Love Hounds’ 🫠

‘Never let them know how you feel. It’s very expensive’ Disco, you’re fun 😂

‘Are we in trouble now’ poor Roger 😂 he must get ‘told off’ a lot 😂

BISCUITS!! BISCUITS!! This is not a drill 🚨 🚨🚨

Rebecca, channeling her inner Hannah 👀😂

The boys playing with Henry is too adorable! (I wish she’d gone to the window to see it, though)

Look at these two, talking like a married couple🫠

‘The Eiffel Tower is just a lamppost with a publicist’ 😂😂

Oh, he pulled out a ‘Rebecca’. That means he’s serious. And she knows it with how quick she agreed to help 🥹🥰

There’s a whole discussion to be has here over whether she really did call a PI like he asked, or she just said she would because she knew it’d calm him down enough that he wouldn’t continue to spiral so bad 🤔

That smile at the Oscar Wilde line was totally Hannah trying not to laugh 😂

His sad little high-five to the tree 🥺 (you can’t convince me Jason didn’t do that because he knew how much Hannah loved his ‘high-five tree!’ from season 1)

I want to believe Barbra wishes she could say more to Keeley but feels like she can’t. I think they’d have a great friendship if they allowed themselves.

Juno is absolutely breaking my heart with all this. Just give her the awards now 🥺🥰

Jamie’s Lynx collection 😂

The fucking Sun 🖕🏼

Colin with another ‘joke’. In reality he’d be called out and accused of being gay for how much he makes these jokes

Rebecca deleted Candy Crush from his phone, for sure 😂

‘Fuck yeah, 24601’ 😂 I love how varied these boys are! Of course they’re fans of Les Mis

All these guys questions are brilliant, but O’Brien’s got me 😂 that’s gross, mate!!

It’s absolutely wonderful how they all completely switch as soon as they find out Keeley was one of them 🥰 Like it didn’t seem like a real thing until they found out how close to home it hits (but Issac only wants them to protect themselves, even though we all know it wouldn’t even be a thing the other way around because they’re guys and Keeley is a girl 🫠)

Will, what kind of picture you got to get a reaction like that from Jamie?! 😂

(I know story wise it had to happen like this, but why did Issac follow Colin out of the room? As close friends he surely should have trusted that he’d do what he asked??)

Listen here 📢📢📢THAT IS NOT A MAN WHO IS ANGRY HIS FRIEND IS GAY. THAT IS A MAN WHO IS ANGRY HIS FRIEND DIDN’T FEEL LIKE HE COULD TELL HIM 📢 📢📢

Keeley, baby, why were you taking topless photos for your teacher at 15?? 🤔 Rebecca’s reaction is exactly right

This whole plot point for Keeley is coming directly from Keeley Hazell and the line about choice solidifies that for me.

If anyone could change society it’d be Rebecca Welton ✌🏼

Just the fact she has to ask if she should be ashamed or embarrassed is heartbreaking 🥺

Alright Nanna, put your glasses on 😂

‘Just think of how many young women you are going to teach how to masterbate properly’ 😂😂😂 Oh, Rebecca. We all need someone who praises us instead of making us feel like we should be ashamed 🥰

Queen Rebecca humping her parents furniture to the point it had to be reupholstered 😂 I’d expect nothing different! Then blaming a non-existent dog is just *chef’s kiss*

‘I’ve got you’ 🥹🥹🥹 this woman is so maternal it actually hurts my heart she does t have a child

Poor Richard 🫡 😂

It was going so well Roy! Why did you have to ask her that?? 🫣 I’m disappointed in you, grandad 😕

Jack is all over the place. Having already watched the episode I know what is coming up, which makes this scene very important. I like her less and less every time I see her now 🫤

Of course Barbra is a party animal! Now I need a girls night between Barbra, Keeley & Rebecca 👍🏼😂

A Marcus Rashford book 😍

Totally unrelated but TED’S FLAT HAS AN UPSTAIRS?! I’m so confused 😂😂

Another cute call back to the kid Henry was bullying with them now being friends and starting a band 👍🏼 And a lovely little nod to Jason with the drums. Well done

Ted delicately trying to ask Henry questions about Michelle & Jake only for him to be asleep. Happens every time! 😂

Aww, they text each other goodnight and good morning 🥰 ADORABLE!

(I wonder who else does that 👀)

Fair enough for cancelling it, but why do these people never communicate?! Drives me crazy

So Jack doesn’t really care about Keeley. Am I the only one getting those vibes??

Fuck yes, uncle Beard! Love to see his & Henry’s relationship.

Okay but why do I want to see Beard, Ted & Henry at a rave now 😂

It’s actually incredibly sweet that he wants to go watch football. That’s his dads life that he doesn’t really get to see properly for himself. Of course he wants to actually witness it 🥹 Henry, you’re a good egg

Angry Beard having to stop at home first because of course there’s no question that they’re not going to that match. I LOVE THIS LITTLE FAMILY 🥰🥰🥰

Beard being at a West Ham match is full Richmond gear. YOU, SIR, ARE AMAZING!

So is this showing that Henry probably spent a fair amount of time with Nate when he was there the first time?? Or is he just a sneaky little shit who wants to mess with him!! 😂

These two would be incredibly cute if I weren’t so suspicious of Jack 🫣

Yes, be all over her until someone you know is around. Then refer to her as your ‘friend’ 🖕🏼 RUN KEELEY!

(I also recognise this Alyssa girl and a quick search shows she was in Downton, so maybe it’s from that 😂)

That’s a little strange for Rupert to text that to Nate 🤔 Surely he wouldn’t actually care???

I love Mae’s commitment to hating West Ham 🫡

‘You think I wanted to fucking be there’ 😂 of course not, but you’d do anything for your nephew and we love you for it, sir 🫡😂

Sidebar: Rebecca’s kitchen is gorgeous. Just like it’s owner 🥵

At home, comfy Rebecca is delicious, too

Unconsciously correcting his mispronunciation is terribly wifey behaviour, Rebecca 👀 You two aren’t fooling anyone anymore

IT’S NOISY!! TISH CALLBACK 🤔

‘You think I’m nuts’ as she’s munching on nuts, I mean…

He likes The Beatles because Ted does 🥹🥹

Uncle Beard is amazing 🥰🥰

I challenge anyone to listen to this song and not ‘ na na na na Hey Jude’ along 😂

It’s important that Ted has this conversation with someone, but I think it’s incredibly important that it’s with Rebecca. Yea, it is my Tedbecca loving heart saying this but whatever

‘You need to stop letting yesterday get in the way of today, Ted’ just like I’ve learnt to do! Yes, we’ll done, Rebecca 😂

She told you she couldn’t do it so why are you still going on about the statement, Jack. Put your listening ears on, woman!!

I’m so proud of Keeley for sticking up for herself! She shouldn’t feel ashamed for it and it’s disgusting that another woman is telling her that she should! And she’s telling her to her face that she cares more about what people think than her ‘girlfriend’s feeling. Bitch, bye! 🖕🏼

You don’t need her Keeley! You need to spend some time alone for a change!!

Subtlety showing Nathan doesn’t care about winning anymore. Nicely done 👍🏼

He’s evolving, guys! I’m excited!! I need him to rip into Rupert before he leaves, though

‘I love your smile. I like to see my boyfriend happy’ THEY’RE SO BLOODY CUTE!!

Baby boy Jamie’s grown up so much. I’m so proud of him!!

Of course he thought password only had 1 ‘s’ 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 so wise yet so dumb

He didn’t need to hold onto the bag that long 😂 that was weird

No fist bump 😂 FUCK YOU, JAKE!

He’s got the army guys in his window 🥹

Well that was another wonderful episode! A great one for Juno, especially. Fingers crossed for more Rebecca & Keeley besties moving forward 🤞🏼

I think Keeley Hazell did a great job on this one. Seems like a lot of her personal experience, and being the blueprint for Miss Jones especially, worked really well here.

[nowcrashing]

One of my coping mechanisms recently has been telling myself that every message I send you is going to be the last one. It's helpful. It's not a magic bullet, but it helps calm my mind a bit. The thing is that I don't necessarily believe or even want it to be true usually - I'm just saying it to myself so it hurts less when it inevitably does come true.

This time is the first time I really mean it though. I have so many feelings about you and the way this has ended, mostly sad and angry feelings to be honest, but at this point I have no further expectations or hopes or desires other than to move on. I'm pretty sure you're only still talking to me out of politeness. This is your best chance to stop and just let me go. All I sent you was a heart - there's nothing to say about that. If you message me again, it would have to restart the convo because you can't really respond to just a heart.

Don't respond. Let me go. Please. I don't feel good and I know I'll feel better once this little wrinkle in time is behind me. I almost sent you a sweet message that would have closed the book a bit, but I knew you would have just said "aww me too" and I couldn't do it. I don't want to hear empty words from you anymore.

Just go.

Also I'm editing this to say that there are so many kinder ways you could have handled this. There are much worse ways too, but I need to say it again and again that I'm sad and I'm hurt and I didn't need to be this sad and hurt, but I am because you chose to be careless with me, and cowardly. That's why I need this to be the real last message I ever send you. I'm sad and I'm hurt and I need to be alone with those feelings now. Continuing to talk to you isn't helping. Continuing to pretend I'm okay and my feelings aren't hurt is making it worse. I'm going to keep saying it and I'm not going to dress it up in poetic language or metaphor. I'm fucking sad. My feelings are hurt. Please let me lick my wounds in peace.

One last edit. (I've said that before, but I think that it's for real the last edit this time). It pisses me off that you're going to go forward in life thinking that we "just fizzled" or something along those lines because I'm not raising my voice. I literally told you directly to let me know if you didn't think you could meet up with me again and you didn't. I couldn't have set the bar any lower, and you still limbo'd under it. I'm assuming the story you're telling yourself about the end of this relationship is that it was peaceful and fine, but there is always the possibility that you know you did me wrong and feel guilty about it. I hope you do. I know that a significant part of your self-image is that you're nice, you're sweet, you give good compliments, you cheer people up. I'm not saying that this one instance of bad behavior negates all of that, but I hope that you feel bad about it, and I hope that it complicates your understanding of yourself. This is your first situation adjacent to a relationship - your first time seeing yourself and how you behave in a "relationship" and how you treat a girl who is romantically interested in you - and you let her down by declining to do something that is extremely reasonable, extremely easy to do, and that she used her words to directly ask you to do. You can do better next time and I hope you will. But this does not reflect well on you, and I hope you understand that. I hope you feel guilty.

[winderlylandchime]

2/2 ‘Look it’s Brian!! OH HE ALREADY IS PERFECT?! Then why are you cheating you little shit? EXACTLY MICHAEL! Dude, bowling won’t kill him. For once he’s interesting and you ruined it…oh big grown cop got his feelings hurt. DUDE YOU ARE A GROWN MAN WITH DICK AND BALLS MAYBE ACT LIKE IT!’ He almost threw his candy at Carl but changed his mind at the last minute and threw a pillow instead. ‘You know what? I actually hate Ben. Who the fuck advises not to tell a best friend that they’re being cheated on? That’s not very *mocking voice* Buddha of you Benny Boy.’ ‘What is Ted doing with the bracelet? What the hell is going on in this episode?..is that his fantasy? or a fever dream? Maybe its my fever dream, they did give me stronger pills…aww Brian shops at Emmett’s store. EMMETT AND BRIAN! BRIAN AND EMMETT! Who do I have to sacrifice to get more of that?’ The scene with Linds/Mel and Leda comes up ‘oh so they fucked her, used her for renovations and then dropped her? And this bitch *points to Mel* talks shit about Brian? EVERYONE IS BAD EXCEPT BRIAN! Where the hell is he anyway?’ ‘Michael for fucking hell, tell Brian!! (The cuts with brian/justin cheating happens) WHAT A FUCKING LIAR! EXACTLY MICHAEL TELL HIM! Okay, i love that Brian knows that there’s fucking happening and i like that he enjoys that. But I DONT THINK HE WILL ENJOY FINDING OUT, IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD TELL HIM! HE IS NOT PLAYING THE VIOLIN WHILE NAKED AFTER SEX?! This is why people are suffering in the world. Mike, grow some balls and tell him! He’s your best friend! He deserves to know! Brian..that’s not exactly what I expected. THE TRUTH! YOU DESERVE THE TRUTH. I will give you my kidney this second if it means I never hear a violin ever again! Not to be a bad ally but their sex scenes look very…bad…oh it did hurt Brian. FUCK YOU BLONDIE!’ He is now upset cause Leda has a motorcycle but he doesn’t since he crashed it and also he would like to know why doesn’t Brian have a motorcycle. He thinks it would make him even hotter. ‘KICK THE COPS ASSES! DRAG THEM TO HELL! Where’s the cheater? Why was he at practice but not here? Cheater. Im so upset with him. Fuck you Carl. *mocks Carl in a child voice* and some of the greatest pigs are cops. Bitch. BRIAN CMON KICK ASS!..do you think he learned bowling to make his dad proud?’ The scene where Brian gives Emmett a beer to put on his wrist happens ‘SEE! THEY WOULD MAKE GREAT FRIENDS WHY CANT I HAVE MORE OF THAT?!’ ‘DAMN IT CARL! I can’t decide if I fully hate him or not. Fucking hell!’ And now the scene with Ted/Emmett came up which I was curious about cause in s1 he thought they were dating cause their chemistry was so good. ‘Nah, what the hell is this? This just came out of fucking nowhere. What?’ ‘Shut up Ben, it’s right that he told him! You would suck as a friend. Oh fuck you too Mike, he did care you just suck at reading your friend. Fuck this entire episode’ ‘Oh look who’s home. CHEATER! AND HE’S HUMMING? CHEATING 101! Nobody just randomly hums! BRIAN GET HIS ASS! Oh he knows and he is angry and hurt! Exactly! A lot of showers! *pauses tv* okay, i feel sad for Brian. He clearly knows. And he is still gonna have sex with him..i am sad for reasons but my brain refuses to make sense of it so figure it out on your own’ ‘show him what he won’t and can’t get with cello fucker! That dude wishes he could make Justin go this crazy! HA THATS RIGHT GO FUCKING SHOWER! HE STINKS OF CELLOS! a smart person would figure it out that their partner knows but a dumbass is a dumbass’ he is now saying that he has thoughts! Many thoughts! ‘So the thing is, i get it. He’s 19. A KID. I get it. I really do BUT cheating is a no no. No matter the situation. Like dude you’re in an open relationship, how can you cheat..I get he’s 19 so he makes mistakes and needs other relationships BUT NO! I signed up for Bri and Justin being cute and shit. NOT whatever the fuck this is’ he swears he has more thoughts but when asked he just makes an explosion sound and mimes his head exploding.

‘Look it’s Brian!! OH HE ALREADY IS PERFECT?! Then why are you cheating you little shit? EXACTLY MICHAEL! <- @sophsun1 posted a gifset of this this week and this is exactly the right response.

aww Brian shops at Emmett’s store. EMMETT AND BRIAN! BRIAN AND EMMETT! Who do I have to sacrifice to get more of that?’ / The scene where Brian gives Emmett a beer to put on his wrist happens ‘SEE! THEY WOULD MAKE GREAT FRIENDS WHY CANT I HAVE MORE OF THAT?!’ Your brother is here for the KinneyCutt, good man.

HE IS NOT PLAYING THE VIOLIN WHILE NAKED AFTER SEX?! This is why people are suffering in the world.

I am here for his reactions to Carl, living for them.

i am sad for reasons but my brain refuses to make sense of it so figure it out on your own <- well this is the best reaction to this arc ever

I get he’s 19 so he makes mistakes and needs other relationships BUT NO! I signed up for Bri and Justin being cute and shit. NOT whatever the fuck this is’ <- the entire fandom. OH my god. Rage party here we come...

[handelplayssims]

We’re back! And the whole house is awake which doesn’t seem quite right. I did add in some new households within this save file so perhaps the whole house reset. -shrug- Anyway, I’m sending everyone but Kiara back to bed. Kiara seems like she has the energy to sustain herself awake, after all. Her whims are to chat with a girl that is somehow a friend of hers and to paint! What does an energized mood person even paint? Perhaps pop art! Painting made and now I suppose we clean up. ...you know what I want her to do? To work on her homework. Sure she may be a rebellious teen but getting into uni would be good for her, even with a B-grade. Annnd Zayne’s awake so let’s let him work on his mental skill as well via homework too. Aww, and now the kids are working together. How sweet! Those two are really becoming friends, aren’t they?

Ashlynn is awake and grumpy! Look out kids! I had her yell at them before she got called away to work. Angry! The perfect moodlet to come into the police force with! Anyway, being a cop is one of the active careers added in Get to Work. I do like to have these careers in general, just for further options for my Sims to be! Ashlynn first gets a case and then gets to go to a crime scene to assist another detective. Today we’re going to...the rather sprawling Villareal estate. Oh boy! The perfect lot the search for crimes! So basically what we do is to click on the ground and search for clues. ...honestly, this house is packed to the gills with stuff so I don’t know if we’ll be any lucky in finding clues. We manage to take a witness report and find one in a bathroom. Then we finally find two by a sorched jukebox. Emboldened, I try to head back to other sorched spots but find next to nothing. We get the alert that it’s an hour until closing time. Frantically I try searching some more...to no luck. And we only get 27 simmoleans. -sigh- Alas.

We return from work. Kiara is up to a B-grade, just as I hoped for! Anyway, I set the kids to doing their homework again. Santiago has a sad moodlet from his wife being all tense from work. Alas, there isn’t much for him to do outside of just wait for her to clear her low-fun moodlet. Kiara...needs to go to the restroom but it is taken! So let’s have her work on a painting while she waits. ...evidently helping with homework is fun? Doesn’t seem like it but hey. Zayne’s whims are...to become an enemy with Megan Knoles and to solve hard problems. It’s time to be a scientist man! With scientist plans and make three emotional potions! For auto-solving fun needs, Santiago went to the Jenga tower and so yeah sure! Let’s have Ashlynn join! Oooh, Kiara made a real cute bird art painting! It goes on the wall!

My favorite pieces get kept for herself! Anyway, I took this opportunity to kick Zayne’s potion thing off the lot and add in a desk instead for himself. And then I went ahead and gave Kiara a Britechester pendant. I am still thinking about what degree she’d actually go into but she’d be more of a Britechester gal. (Or perhaps I am, who knows!) And I gave Santiago some private time with his kitty before heading to bed to sleep. Time for-!

Neighborhood Watch!

Henford-on-Bagley: The Ennis household recently moved in.

Angie Ruth in the Ruth household has died. Angie was victim to a vicious chicken attack.

I recognize that name! RIP!

Evergreen Harbor: The Sorenson household recently moved in.

Khaled Mansouri in the Mansouri household has died. Khaled got on the bad side of a chicken.

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Aww hey guys :'))

Hmm something tells me you cleaned up Morgan xD

Like yourself I mean lol

Awww 😭😭❤️ Morgan noo, it's okay :'((

Girl this doesn't mean you're a bad mom <33

Awww :'((

I mean why don't you just do it xD

LOL yeah she is persuasive

Nahh I think he's more angry than that xd

Yeeaahh xd

Well hey at least he'll try :D

I mean that's honestly fair

But like with the memories why couldn't he try and be like that? Knowing what he was like :(?

Aww 😭😭💔❤️ that's sad :'(( yeah I do see wanting to spend the rest of your life happy instead

:'O Wait so there is a way :'))??

Awww yayy 🥰🥰🥰

Lol and yeah, he has the experience xD

Hmm 👀 but Shaun's definitely gonna join him xd 😬

Aww :'((

Uh ohh 😬😬

The tension with these parents is slightly stressing me out xdd

Well I mean yeah we can try something :( :'))!

Aww Morgannn xdd girl is going through it fr

Nahh you're gonna fall asleep lol

Lol yup xD

UH OH o.o

Phew lol

Aww Morgannn xdd

Shaun watch yourself xD

Shaun. Chill xD

Nah bro just listen to him, it'll make it easier for everyone

Okay lowkey the "not the one doing the surgery" is funny XD

Oof though xd 😭

Ayy a solution :D hopefully anyway :))

That's good 🥰🥰

Yess thank you Lim xd he doesn't need to hear it from Shaun <3

Yeah Shaun she's right, you don't want this to affect you :'((

So ik it's hard but stay out of it xdd

Aww hey Morgan <33

Aww girl 😭😭❤️

Ohh noo :(( 😬

Ooh Park 👀

Girl c'mon, you just gotta answer the door xd no other options lol

It would be funny if he doesn't know she was faking earlier and just thinks it all fell apart between then XD

Aww girlll 😭😭😭❤️ it's not your fault <33

He's done this before bestie :')) it's okay <33

Also yayy he has diapers :D xDD

Awww lol xd

SLGJDHKS not the window xD

Did you jump out lol

Ah okay no one did xD

Aww they fell asleep :'))

You'll figure it out bestie <33

Aww hey y'all :))

Oope talking about it 😬

Oh 👀

Yeah both of you try it :D

I mean maybe they can work better together now, listening to each other :D?

Like, a link :)

Aww 🥰🥰

Oh no D:

It's not gonna work is it :'((

Nooo 😭😭😭😭

This poor kid :'((

Oof Jordan xD

Lea why are you here though lol

Like hi I'm not complaining but why xD

Girl I think you're both just nervous :))

Aww yeah that sounds fun :D

Idk what it is but it's probably good :))

See? 🥰 It'll work out

Shaunnn

Bad decisionssss xdd

Shaun

Leave the man be XD

Aww because of the patient :((?

Wait that stuff too

Oh no did it not work D: :((?

With the board I mean?

Okay phew no news on that yet

Uh ohh noo she has bad news xd

Yep xdd

I'm sorry Andrews :(

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UH??!?!!!?

SIR????!

What's your excuse to try and change their minds?

Maybe that's your reasoning but still, it's thin and even if she trusts you I still wouldn't tell XD

Check yourself lol

Ik he's off balance but yk xd

ShaunnNNNN

This is stressing me out xd

Less because of the surgery more because of your guys' relationship xD 😭

Awww 😭😭😭💔💔❤️ besties I am so sorry :'((

No dude I'm sorry :'((( but you need to think about making it the best it can be

You don't mean that :( <33

Oope Andrews :'o but yeah he needs the tough love right now :((

It's awful and it's not fair at all, but yeah :((

You need to focus on the now, and things to have memories of <33

Awww 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

They don't deserve this <333 truly, no one does :'((

Not like I ever joke about people deserving it or something I just mean truly as in like I'm being extra genuine? Idk I can't explain it xd

I do wish he could go to that Christmas festival though :(( maybe they'll try and find some way to set something like that up for him sometime :')

Aaahhhhh 😭😭😭😭💔💔❤️❤️❤️🥰