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I would love to see more of your fma au!! Maybe more interaction with the boys and mustang or Riza? Maybe some of the other mustang crew members?
mustang frames the picture and puts it in the middle of the office
#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fmab#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#edward elric#roy mustang#I'm STILL UNSURE OF THE SYSTEM IN USE SO LIKE.... NOT SURE WHAT TO MAKE HAVOC AND FUERY AND ALL OF THEM BE....#bc... they still are in mustang's loop.... but how many sheriffs does a town even need#the sheriff in question in this is just some rando lol ed and al were doing something in a nearby town and got into deep shite#mustang memorializing edward elric in jail since ed usually abuses his power as mustang's henchman to avoid being arrested#9k doodles#even tho.... its..... a comic........#wastelands au
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veterans & active duty currently serving & consider the Constitution something that must be protected:
if you still want to vote for this traitor, you might as well take a dump on the Constitution next to the one he & his gang will be adding. anything that is sacred in the United States isn't to this felon. he was the first president to not only attempt to not peacefully transfer his power he also incited an attempted insurrection. do you care about cops? one died on January 6th.
this should be career-ending. it's illegal. it's a federal offense. but somehow this rich, spoiled narcissistic asshole spits on what we hold dearly & revere & yet he continues to be celebrated. are you angry? offended? upset? i should hope so if you actually respect our fallen.
if you still stand up with this piece of shit you're just as much of a traitor. do you look forward to shooting your fellow countrymen if they make the misfortune of having a problem with going through hell because of this man? you're fucking awful. do better. to anyone else who has served or are currently serving & you changed your mind or have always been here, welcome.
i was active duty & have since been honorably discharged. the Constitution is still very important to me. if this isn't sacred then neither are our rights. we need to fight to protect them. this evil man who avoided the draft with his fake bone spurs will never understand this.
please check your registration status often. vote early if you can. don't stop talking about Project 2025/Agenda 47 & this psychotic weirdo's connection to it. you want to know why he never talks about policy? it's because Project 2025 IS his policy. we can do this 💙
#arlington national cemetery#trump#trump is weird#he's a traitor#anything sacred to usa certainly isn't to him#he's only out for himself#he's trying to avoid jail#trump is russia's bitch#so are rfk jr and gabbard#vote#vote blue#us air force#usaf#us army#us navy#us marines#us armed forces#air force#army#marines#navy#coast guard#us coast guard#draft dodger#bone spurs#trump is a draft dodging coward#project 2025#stop project 2025#agenda 47#project 2025 and agenda 47 are the same thing
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#drugs#tw drugs#sex and drugs#drugstore beauty#drugs cw#drugstore makeup#drugs and cash seized as part of investigation into organised crime in tipperary as arrest made#drugsandresearch#drugs tw#marijuana#cocaine#snorting cocaine#mum whose baby son died with cocaine in his system after she’d been snorting it with partner avoids jail#snorting opioids#snoring sounds#im snorting#snorting meth#herion#crystal mdma#mdma trip#pure mdma#mdmazing#mdma party#from molly & tommy to gemma and gorka: the a list couples who ditched tinder for tv and are still going strong#molly#drugs of tumblr#meth friends#slamming meth#injection#injecting drugs
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all of powells problems would be solved if he stopped hopping on freak.com to hire new employees what the HECK 😡
#gang idk what going on with me i got liek#super death disease right neow#but thats ok bc that means i cqn AVOID CHORES!#adulting problems 😂🍷#kill me#anyways#:3333333#transformers animated#tfa#henry masterson#porter c. powell#tfa porter powell#maccadams#super jail for me NOW
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I was gonna write myself a birthday one shot but the world is against me today so have the teaser version I put in the discord chat instead.
Season 4 AU time travel fic where Steve gets thrown back to the moment in family video when Dustin and Max show up demanding the phones. Previously he was 5 years into a grueling apocalypse.
Steve immediately just bolts to the phone in Keith's office and rats Eddie's location out to the police. If the police throw him in a cell and THEN Fred dies, they won't have much to hold Eddie on.
He'll let Vecna kill Patrick, too, if it clears Eddie's name.
I'll write and post eventually but that day is not today.
#my fic#i just like Steve changing the course of Eddie's life in unexpected ways#put him in jail for a bit of safe keeping#eventual steddie#i also like the Steve lying and being his alibi AUs because that's fun#ok i have to go to a birthday dinner i didn't want now so catch me reblogging shit while trying to avoid conversation#they're gonna make me wear a sombrero while the restaurant staff sing at me
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“Curly deserved better” “curly deserved so much more” “curly didn’t deserve what happened to him”
No no no no that’s the POINT. Curly is just as bad as Jimmy. He let so many of the giant red flags that tumbled out of Jimmy’s mouth slide. He was told multiple times about the abuse Jimmy was inflicting on Anya. He ignored Anya even when she pushed so far as to hide the gun on the ship bc she genuinely feared what Jimmy would do to her. Curly heard it all- saw it all- and he chose to do nothing. He had every opportunity to intervene before the crash but he didn’t. He chose not to. He blathered on and on about responsibility, about his willingness to do anything for his crew, but when they needed him most he did nothing. He just stood there and watched and let it happen.
And now he can’t do anything. He has lost the ability to make that choice. He physically can’t intervene now. His chance to change things and take responsibility has passed him by. Now, he has to just sit there and watch how the mask formed from all those red flags he so willfully ignored peels away and reveals the monster that was always there beside him. Now, he has to just sit there and watch as one by one, Jimmy manipulates and drives each and every one of the people that he swore up and down he would protect to the very edge, and kills them. Now, he just has to sit there and watch as Jimmy justifies each of his actions by blaming everyone else for the situation he put them in- the situation that Curly allowed him to put them in. He has to sit there and watch as Jimmy does everything in his power to create a palatable, sanitized narrative of what happened all so he can cover up what he was doing.
And Curly chose to stand there passively and allowed all of it until he physically didn’t have a choice anymore.
And in the end, Curly is the only one left to tell the story. The story of how it was all his responsibility, how he was supposed to do anything for his crew. And now, it’s all his fault because he couldn’t do just one thing. He has to live with that fact for the rest of his life. He has to live with the fact that his willful ignorance, his choice not to act, cost four people their lives. He will live with those physical and mental scars forever. But even worse, he has to live knowing that that’s the truth. And that in some cruel, twisted way, Jimmy was right.
The truth doesn’t really get rid of that awful taste in your mouth though, does it?
#hello I have very normal thoughts#idk man I am just very tired of people defending curly as if he is not just as bad as Jimmy#the only person worse than the predator is the one who knows they they’re actively victimizing people#and CHOOSES to turn a blind eye to it#knowingly enabling the abuse to avoid simply dealing with a conflict??#especially when you’re the CAPTAIN???#nah. straight to jail#and yes I know people say pony express would have penalized the whole crew for one person’s actions#we know that bc it happens within the first five minutes of the game#but three things:#first off if curly’d reputation is half as good as is mentioned then I feel like he could have swayed the blowback to just be on Jimmy#second of all even if upper management is an issue there were still tons of measures he could have taken to stop Jimmy#lock him up. or keep him monitored at all time between curly and Swansea. stick him in the cryopod. etc#and third. THE COMPANY WENT UNDER ANYWAY. THERE WAS NOTHING HOLDING HIM BACK EXCEPT HIS OWN FUCKIN NEPOTISM#There is no way you can spin this to make curly look good I’m sorry#he is one of Jimmy’s victims. yes. absolutely. but before he was his victim he was still Jimmy’s accomplice#a very willing accomplice at that#and no amount of sanitizing the story will change that fact#and he has to live with that now#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#panda posting
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Looks like Caitlyn's strike team apprehended at least one of Smeech's goons.
The small redhead on the left (not Smeech, lol).
Same clothes (tie, waistcoat, vest thingy), missing his hat, missing his monocle, and from the pink paint and large bruises, it looks like Jinx (and Sevika) got to him first.
Ironically, Jinx's explosion could give him the chance to escape, but would he want to return to Zaun after obviously getting such a thorough beat down?
#arcane#jinx arcane#zaun#chembaron smeech#scraphackers#arcane meta#he'd be like “I'm free”#then he'd see jinx and go “plz I'm safer in Stillwater!!! Don't let me go!!!!”#unless it goes a whole other direction and this guy is so happy to avoid jail that he's the one that makes jinx her new finger
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every resource ever: you need to learn to deal with conflict and not run away from it
me in a conflict: I have already lost control of myself because my body thinks we're about to die and freeze/fawn/flight response had already taken over, I am shaking and I can't control my words, and I will now take 2 months recovery and that is IF I actually get out of this alive
#abuse symptoms#trauma symptoms#trauma aftermath#conflict#trauma response#thats right there is no fight response#we freeze and fawn until we can escape#because violence in conflict is illegal and how are we supposed to survive jail on top of this all huh#not being able to deal with conflict because you're conditioned to look for survival only#if you were threatened death and became injured in all of your previous conflict#you're not going to be able to just negotiate now#it's always going to be about avoiding being injured and killed#because it makes more sense than just being able to believe that conflict can go differently or that people will not attempt to destroy you
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This is the only time I'm gonna even mention the whole leaking incident and that's it but my reaction to the bits and pieces I stumble upon despite my constant attempts at avoidance is the following:
Various fans: OMG THIS IS TERRIBLE! IT'S FORCED SHOCK VALUE! MY THEORY, MY HEADCANONS, ETC.
Me: Now hold up, let 'em cook... Like really let 'em cook!
#starchild rambles#ramblings#hazbin hotel#if you know you know#i've been trying to avoid them like the plague#idk if the stuff that was leaked is gonna even happen but I'd like to see where this goes tbh#honestly a lot of the backlash feels less like legitimate complaints and more like tantrums that their theories possibly won't be canon#they could be right to be fair but I'm gonna hold my judgement on whether it's bad or now#but yeah...#to the asshole leaker: eat shit and you deserved jail time#all in all I'm very intrigued!
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oh fuck I got class swap fabian I think. I kiiinda know what I want him to look like now
#not art#for the record he's a rogue. and he has avoidance problem which I think is pretty much canon lmao he just does it with more flourish#bill and hallariel have not actually seen his face for like years at the point of freshman year despite living in the same house#they communicate through leaving notes around for each others (bill and hallariel vs fabian specifically. bill and hallariel still talk lma#and bill kinda walks around talking out loud so fabian can hear. he and hallariel leave the registrations out on the kitchen counter#for fabian to pick up before freshman year. to be fair to bill he does tick rogue courses for fabian rather than fighter#and also leave him a flintlock pistol along with that#to undo that he comes to jail to yell at fabian when the bad kids get caught. specifically because he wants to rile fabian up#but also a bit because he's mad the first time fabian doesn't escape is from literal jail#(fabian Can break out but he doesn't bc he wouldn't be able to bring his friends with) (I also don't approve this but kid's like 16)#anyways to come back to design I just realized while walking outside today I would love to give fabian cloaks n ponchos#cones. a lot of flowy fabrics. journey style kind of#gotta figure out what a high schooler would actually wear with that general silhouette lol. but thats the direction#and sometimes that really is the most important part. once u got the direction u can start experimenting#exciting! I look forward to messing around with this
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There is an argument to be made about Kuvira and Baatar Jr getting pardoned too quickly and not having to face the consequences of their actions properly.
But being house arrested in the same building your siblings who were on the other side of a full-blown war live in just sounds like the cruelest punishment.
We deserved to see more of Huan, Opal and the twins channelling their grandmother's spirit and being just the bitchiest to Baatar and Kuvira.
#avoided life in jail but at what cost#also imagine the guilttripping opportunities#legend of korra#kuvira#baatar#baatar jr#opal#opal beifong#huan#huan beifong#wing & wei#wing beifong#wei beifong#wei#tlok#avatar the legend of korra#the legend of korra#the beifongs#beifong family
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i still don't understand the whole arcane vi and powder backstory cause. bro. what did u want her to possibly do. she was kidnapped literal 10 seconds after she stormed off and thrown into jail for half her childhood. and why has vi not just??? opened her mouth and said that??????
#literally. the whole conflict is just that jinx thinks shes been in the under city the whole time avoiding her. homegirl was IN JAIL.#jinx#vi#arcane#like????? what the fuck i do not Understand#“u abandoned me!” “i was in jail.” done#also vi my girl ACAB LEAVE THE ENFORCERS!!!! WHY R U THERE U GREW UP IN A JAILCELL#salt
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this era of callout was so unhinged
#rwde#misc#ais.txt#no cause it was so funny#how dare i rewrite adam. to avoid the racist writers issues#how dare i. straight to jail i go
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#my art#LEPrecon#the artemis fowl files#artemis fowl#af#fanart#fancomic#do i... do i tag tw: attempted suicide? because like that is what happened#in hindsight kinda fucked up how this story has an attempted suicide and murder both by spider#just in case#tw: attempted suicide#man swallows a spider to try and avoid jail#turnball would rather DIE than lose to his brother#haha funny number balances out the page nicely
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Our dear Nate found a clue to finding out who Overseer was... Stanley didn't take that well as y'all can see
Anyway MORE LOREEEEEEE
#tsp#narrator tsp#stanley parable ultra deluxe#the stanley parable#tspud#stanley tsp#crime au#crime#the silly cop and detective#this man thinks he can avoid being packed to jail lmao
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i’ve seen other people sharing their family lore and such on here before and i wanted to share mine because it’s really fucking funny and i will literally never shut up about it. so i used to live out on the (american) west coast with my mom and bio dad, and when i was like 4 (ish) my dad decided to do some fucked up shit (understatement) and so he decided to do the most logical thing possible when faced with court hearings: my father, who i have inherited many fun and interesting mental illnesses from, tried to fake his death in the most cheesy and absurd way possible.
he (again!! in order to escape court hearings) decided to set up his apartment like it was something out of a crime drama. he left dozens of empty beer bottles around, left a really incredibly overdramatic ‘woe is me, my life sucks, the world isn’t worth me’ note for people to find, and then (this is the best part) he left a MAP. on the TABLE. he had CIRCLED A CLIFF ON IT and EXPECTED EVERYONE TO JUST. ACCEPT HE JUMPED OFF???
the way that my mom found out where he even WAS happened because he got caught selling drugs in las vegas with his girlfriend and the cops called her and were like ‘hey is this your husband’ and she was like ‘yeah thanks guys i’ve been trying to prove he disappeared so i can divorce him’ and at that point it had been like a full year and my mom had had to hire a literal private investigator in order to PROVE he was actually gone at all and it wasn’t just her trying to steal money while he was away on a fishing trip or whatever
(she did end up divorcing him btw and remarried to my step dad who very much stepped up <3)
but yeah that’s… how my dad both failed and succeeded faking his own death 👍
#thought this would be a fun one to share#bit of dad lore never hurt anybody#apparently he’s trying to clean up his act recently and like honestly based on his consistency with telling people straight lies 24/7 i-#don’t really think it’s out of line for me to just Not Believe him#i think the best part about all this is that i didnt even hear it from my mom or stepdad or anything#i heard it from my aunt#she just CASUALLY dropped it into conversation like ‘yeah when your dad faked his death to avoid jail-’#and i was like HE DID WHAT?? EXCUSE ME????#then i asked my mom and she confirmed it#so. there’s that#storytime#dad lore
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