#chembaron smeech

[mollysunder]

In "Jinx Fixes Everything" Silco apparently keeps portraits of the chembarons in a specific booth in the Last Drop, like a restaurant hangs photos of special guest. Silco really gassed up the chembarons' sense of self importance.

He kept a photo of himself there too.

Silco was also blackmailing all of them.

[aurelion-solar]

Silco, Margot, Smeech, Finn & Chross Chembaron Portraits from "Jinx Fixes Everything"

[pant--eater]

the s2 chembarons are a comedy trio actually

[womenofwonder]

What Arcane character you think is hottest says about you

Jinx: this is a fine character to simp over in fiction, but do not let this leak into your actual life. This type will destroy you, and not in a fun sexy way.

Finn: see above. Also you don’t blame anyone for dating Pete Davidson 

Caitlyn: you’re a lesbian 

Jayce: you’re a gay guy

Mel: idk what to say about this. Like 90% of you are saying Mel and I don’t even blame you. Usually I call you bland but in this case you’re just objectively correct 

Sky: okay, this I will call you bland for. Come on, have some kind creativity here

Viktor: you think Timothee Chalamet is attractive

Ekko: you have good tastes

Vi: you have REALLY good taste. Also probably a lot of porn of her pit fighter version on your phone

Ambessa: you have mommy issues

Vander: you have daddy issues 

Silco: wow, you really have daddy issues. Might want to talk about a therapist about that one

Local Cuisine: you like Howl’s Moving Castle

Heimerdinger: I’m a little concerned about you, ngl. 

Smeech: I’m really concerned about you 

Scar: you’re a furry; but a like a well adjusted furry

Steb: you are a poorly adjusted furry

Maddie: you are either really into redheads or really into Scottish accents. Either way I can’t blame you

Grayson: you’re the kind of person who’s more into voices than looks. Also, good tastes. And maybe some mommy issues 

Sevika: you like the kind of woman who will actually just kill you

Benzo: you’re one of few people who says you likes DILFS, dad bods, and bears, and then actually does like them instead of slapping that label onto every guy over thirty that doesn’t look like a stick figure. Good for you. We need more people like you in this world

Loris: see above, but there’s a higher chance you’re gay

Singed: “I just like his character!” No you don’t, you kinky bitch. You cant fool me, I know I’d fine the most abhorrent shit in your ao3 history 

Babette: hmmmmmmmmmmm. You know I’m not gonna judge. You do you 

Huck: you really enjoyed his glow up from s2 huh? I can’t even blame you 

Ran: congrats on sticking to your guns for such a minor character, because I know goth pit fighter Vi almost had you questioning things

Margot: you watch a lot of anime

Cassandra Kiramen: bet you thought I was going to say mommy issues again. Nope, this is just good taste

Salo: you really love pathetic twinks, huh?

Marcus: bad taste. Terrible taste. Personality aside, that mustache is unforgivable 

Lest: you love Hazbin/Helluva Boss and spend a lot of time on tumblr 

[q8qwertyuiop8p]

Aren't they cute together? 😍 Move over timebomb and light cannon!

[srslylini]

all the side characters that didn't matter in season 2:

Isha(sadly enough), Lest, Loris, Steb, Maddie, Smeech, Renni, Sevika (lost after episode 4, never forgotten), Huck (lost after act 2 but like wow did he every truly matter aside from s1), that blue haired girl from zaun that then DIED in enforcers clothing like okay god damn, chembarons in general

[nefelibatat]

I like the lowkey running gag of people using Smeech's words against him.

Smeech: “You don't do much of anything anymore, do you, magpie? Bird without a wing's just a funny-looking rat.”

Sevika: “Tell me, who's a funny-looking rat now?”

Smeech: “Think on it. But I promise, it's the last offer you're gonna get.”

Smeech: “Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait! There's a deal to be struck here!” Sevika: “You forget, Smeech? You already made your last offer.”

Smeech: “But don't think I won't skewer out those peepers. Drawback of you long-range types. Me? I'm the kinda guy who likes to get in close.”

Jinx: “It's always me. Whether I'm pulling the pin or not, everyone who gets close to me dies. Wanna know the real kicker? You're the kinda guy who likes to get. in. close.”

It's like he's trying so hard to be cool and witty but he can't say anything without it getting thrown back in his face.

[nattsmyg]

When your favorite character is the gremlin. Dude's been on my mind far too long so was about time to give in and draw him lmao

[thanakite]

That scene where it shows Silco's chair with the Chembarons staring over it and then immediately cuts to a still of them essentially wrestling over it makes them look like children either fighting over the last chair in musical chairs or fighting over a "preferred" chair (like shotgun in a car, or just the best seat on the couch or whatever) which IS hilarious and makes it obvious how hilarious it is when people fight over like thrones and such

Like I get that in those cases as in this case it's more about the power you get if you sit on the throne, which is symbolic of that power, but it's just such a ridiculous concept when you think of it as fighting over a chair which on some levels it totally is, and they usually can't just be like "Well THIS chair is the chair of power NOW" and just set up a different throne

[williamkitt]

Smeech having a Trump toupee was not on my arcane s2 Bingo card. He, too, was shit at the art of the deal.

[mollysunder]

It seems like Margot and Chross' gangs are in a turf war. I can guess the tall women in leather and heels are under Margot's Vyx, while the older men in the brimmed hats work for Chross' Hush Company.

I guess it isn't just Smeech that has his members dress like him.

+10 pts to Silco for now making his employees dress in uniform.

[vaseflowerstt]

yall hating on vi and jayce saying they can’t get shit done (they can’t) wait till you see the chembarons those motherfuckers can’t do anything without getting themselves killed

[pant--eater]

Puts him in a blender puts him in a blender puts him in a b

Happy new year smeecher nation!! 🎊🎊

[tooth-com]

My love for smeech is real

I stand with my cancelled husband

[q8qwertyuiop8p]

AU Silco concept from artbook

[kuepfler]

u know, I love ugly rats🥴💋

I continued to watch s2 Arcane only cause there will be a few more chembarons. Bitch, it all ended in 2nd episode. I want more content of them NOW!!!