#avocados in love

[irisberraart]

Does someone still care about them? Because I do🥹🫡✨🤌

[amazing-spiderling]

This year, as a bit of a Valentine's celebration, the Avocados in Love server held a two week comment fest from Feb 1-14. We focused on commenting on fics by our talented server members, new and old, and did our best to score some major points and earn bragging rights and fun badges. I did a lot of catching up on my reading and managed to score three badges!

I earned the Bowtie and DD badge for making special shapes on my bingo card, as well as the Comment Kingpin badge for commenting on a fic by every server member who was participating in the event. All in all, I left 30 comments! It was a lot of fun to play along; I read fics by new authors and even revisited some of my old favorites. (And left comments where I had failed to before, oops!)

Everyone seemed to have a lot of fun participating, I really love the server peeps there and how much everyone was encouraging one another the whole time. We do have fun. :)

[a13x-mx]

THIS IS SO MATT FOGGY OMG

Matt walks beside Foggy after a rlly tension filled night and as Foggy talks and walks while they make their way home for the night,, Matt just suddenly *stops*. Like Foggy is pulled back from Matt still holding his arm. And in one quick breath he jumbles out some confession then DIPS and fucking books it down an alley *insert scene of him parkouring down the alleyway in front of Jessica in The Defenders* and Foggy just stands there like 🧍half bc how the hell can his bsf run THAT FAST while blind(thinking this is before Foggy knew abt Daredevil x) and another half bc omg wait he loves me..

HEHEHE GUYS YOU DONT GET IT THEY INFECT MY BRAINN

You know what I really need in fanfics? More confession scenes where one person drops the confessions then runs, fast as fuck, in the other direction.

Like, obviously they’ll meet back up eventually and talk about it (which is hilarious in itself they they would have to sprint to catch up while yelling why they’re like this) , BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! It 1) give the other person a chance to gather their thoughts so the person confessing doesn’t have to sit in anxious silence and 2) allows the confessor to get it over with quick and overcomes that anxiety over confessing. Also it’s just fucking hilarious.

Like imagine your fav paring or whatever, they get to that part where one (or both idk) realizes their feelings for the other but they’re just anxious to be vulnerable like that or they fear rejection, whatever. One of them suddenly goes, fuck it, and they turn to the other. (Maybe they’re on a sidewalk, maybe their in a park IDK endless possibilities here) and they go:

“ok I’m about to say something, it’s nothing bad (I hope) and I’m willing to talk about it after I say it. I’m 100% serious, this is really not a joke. But I’m going to say this and run to (relevant location). Ok? Ok…. Don’t freak out… iminlovewithyou” *Cue maniac SPRINTING as fast as humanly possible in the other direction* (Bro I’m cracking up just typing about this)

AND THEN!!! You get to chose how they react after a few stunned seconds. Do they sprint after them? Do they shout to bring their ass back over to them? Do they race like hell to beat the other at the determined location??? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious as fuck and can transition seamlessly into heartfelt feeling talk.

(Thinking about this with specific ships is funny as hell too)

Idk I think of more fics had this trope we could all have a grand ol silly time instead of accidentally speed reading through confession schemes because the stress is too much then having to go back and re-read it to fully process it, as one does. You know?

[ilonacho]

Sad book club📚

[luna-loveboop]

XD Ok so imagine if Sky's smart mouth made him want to roast the heck out of Demise before he could even lay the curse

Like what if Sky, who even managed to roast Impa, has just nearly killed Demise and this goes down:

Demise: >:) So about the world's fate-

Sky: Did you know that your monstrous sealed form (a boss called The Imprisoned) looks like an avocado?

Demise: ?!?!

Sky: With teeth.

Sky: And I wielded the triforce and utterly destroyed you so you faded to dust- and the only reason you're alive (for the next few moments anyway lol) is your sword spirit Ghirahim went back in time? Huh? Did you?

Sky, laughing now: I mean what kind of God is outdone by his weapon and a student ami'right

Demise: *inhales*

Sky: Did you know that to fight you while imprisoned I popped your toes one by one through your pathetic little shockwaves you sent? Did you know that you were so weak that they popped like balloons?

Sky, cracking up: Did you know that your most helpful move when I was fighting you was to slither up the hill like an undignified walnut after I popped all your toes and you couldn't waddle anymore?

*Demise points at Sky and Sky points right back*

Sky: I landed on your head out of a catapult- your sealed form's flying technique was pathetic!

Demise: On you I lay this curse

Sky, yelling: Did you know that your monstrous form is almost as dumb and stupid looking as you are!!!!

Sky: And by the way. Nice hair

Demise: *screams in rage and fades away without the chance to lay the curse*

Like imagine you're a God who wants to lay a curse to doom the world but your opponent is a teenager with sass issues

[avocados-of-law]

Four versions, one echidna

Rouge Amy Tails Big Sonic Shadow Eggman

[borderlinereminders]

Relationships are so often improved with communication. My partner and I broke up years ago due to miscommunication.

The miscommunication was that we had different love languages.

He likes words of affirmation or physical touch.

I love giving gifts and quality time.

He thought I didn’t love him because my way of showing it was to buy him his favourite chocolate bar when I was at the store to surprise him with it.

After we figured out the issue we were having, we both changed. We both found ways to meet the other’s love language. I make a point of telling him that I love him. I make a point of touching his back when we lay in bed.

And he makes a point of surprising me. For me, I struggle to understand that I exist to others when I’m not with them. So them getting me a small gift (even like a letter they wrote) makes me feel loved. They thought of me when I wasn’t with them and how to make me happy.

Last weekend, I walked out to sit in his car when he picked me up and I saw a brand new wolf stuffy sitting in my seat. I collect wolf things. And stuffies. I nearly cried I felt so loved and happy.

Saying “I love you” is hard for me but I do it for him. His love language isn’t giving gifts but he does it for me. We both meet each other in the middle. We communicated and found compromise. You aren’t asking for too much when you ask to be loved a certain way. And the right person will meet you there.

[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[elgrandebonemeal]

made a whole new sideblog just because i dont think people draw this guy fucked up enough

versions without text and also with/without glasses n fuzzy glitches whoop

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: *helping plan Anakin and Padme’s anniversary vacation they’re all going on* Don’t worry, I got the brunch menus taken care of. I found five different types of sangria that I wanna try this weekend so I’m getting a fuckton of fruit and vodka. I don’t even think Fives will have any allergic reactions to any of these. Not like that time with the orange blossom honey that was apparently pollinated by an avocado tree.

Cody: I mean. I guess sangria doesn’t have as much alcohol as most, but considering it’s gonna be like nine in the morning, Imma tell you right now, whatever amount of vodka the recipe asks for, halve it.

Obi-Wan: It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make but I will also be bringing twice as much wine to make up for it.

Cody: Lovely. And the food menu?

Obi-Wan: …I knew I was forgetting something there…

Rex: *patting Cody on the shoulder* He’s a keeper.

Cody: Yeah, I keep him indoors for everyone’s safety. Mostly alcohol poisoning.

Rex: Solid plan.

[ilonacho]

lil warmup doodle :3

[cabeswaterdrowned]

I can understand someone not liking Gansey that much but I Can Not imagine calling him boring. Sir that’s President Freak of Clowntown right there…

[ladyemma55]

[aarghone]

SHE ACTUALLY NEVER LOSES

[whiskeyswifty]

taylor being a wine and edibles girlie is perhaps the most standard millennial white girl over 30 thing about her, and that's saying a lot. good for her. invite me over.

[fisheito]

EVeryONE STOP SENDIGN ME THE mOoncake YAKUMO IM NOT OK!!!!!!!!+++++++++