#averno incorrect

[m-rgan-hate-account]

DDL: What is love?

DHS: A neurochemical reaction.

DCD: An emotional minefield

DUE: ooH, Baby don't hurt me~

[yarn-dragon]

Some Averno Fluff staring Nova, Solar, Will and Quinn

Card Game

Quinn made his way across the DCD lawn, careful to avoid the debris and paint cans that were scattered around. The fact he was balancing 4 glasses of lemonade didn't make it any easier. 

 He found Will, Solar and Nova sitting around a colourful half burned picnic table. Picnic baskets and bottles sat around their feet. The three were playing some sort of card game.

 "Sorry I'm late." Quinn said, sitting down. It was then he noticed that only Nova had a regular deck of playing cards. Solar had uno cards and Will had a deck of Pokémon cards. "Um, what game are you playing?"

"Crazy eights." Nova said.

"Okay, why are there Uno and Pokémon cards?"

Well, the deck we have is missing half of the cards. And we couldn't find another deck. So we're improving."

"Why do you have Pokémon cards?"

"They're Nova's" Quinn looked at Nova, who shrugged

 "The animals are cute. Ah ha, ace of spades!" Nova put down her last card on the pile. "I win!" 

 "Another game?" Solar asked, sipping some lemonade.

  "We've got 4 players now, we should play Mao."

  "We are not playing Moa." Quinn said, at the same time Nova asked.

  "What the fuck is Moa?" They all laughed at the inside joke.

 "Only the best card game ever." Will smiled. "Raise your hand if you wanna play Moa." Three hands went up. "Alright."

  "So, how do we play?" Solar asked as Will dealt the cards.

 "I can't tell you."

  "What do you mean you can't tell us?"

  "That's one of the rules. You'll figure it out." Once the cards were dealt, Will took a breath. "Let the game of Moa begin."

[bardish-bitch]

cassia: what the hell are you doing here?

grace: i’m so sorry is this private property?

beatrice: *cocks shotgun* yes

[another-random-goose]

🍅, 👑, 🪵

🍅: What the fuck is Ketchup?

Ketchup is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.

👑: Favorite Averno Character 

I have to choose Will. I just love and relate to them a lot

🪵: Willow Tree or Treehouse from Bittersummer?

Treehouse

[microwave-gremlin]

more ATWR incorrect quotes :D

OJ: i’ve met some insufferable people

OJ: but they also met me

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Claire: please stop talking about being possessed

OJ and Chris: i’m free real estate

claire: NO, YOU ARE NOT

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Angel: do you take constructive criticism?

Claire: not without crying

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Claire: name a more iconic duo than my anxiety and my crippling fear of abandonment. i’ll wait.

OJ: you and me!

Claire, tearing up: yeah alright

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Claire: you know that can kill you, right?

OJ, smoking: yeah, we know

Angel, drinking alcohol: we’re trying to speed the process up

Chris, eating raw cookie dough: *nods*

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OJ: I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

Chris: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE THEM

OJ, to the sea: FUCK OFF

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Claire: let’s take a break and get coffee. fifteen.

[fifteen minutes later]

Claire: I MEANT FIFTEEN MINUTES NOT FIFTEEN COFFEES

OJ, slightly vibrating: THEN SAY THAT NEXT TIME

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Chris, signing: be quiet, i’m having a transcendent experience 

OJ: in the wendy’s parking lot??

Minh: YOU’RE DEAF!

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Chris: couldn’t sleep either?

OJ: yeah, bad thoughts, the usual

OJ: what was it for you?

Chris: wind,,,,like???? where does it go??? how???

OJ, nodding: mine was eels

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Claire: College is a four year game show called “do my friends hate me, or do i just need to go to sleep?”

[luthienne]

Hi, can you recommend me some good poetry collection books? Preferably ones that are dark (like they focus on sad or trauma stuff) but also doesn’t have to be necessarily dark. I just need some good emotional ones

some of these touch on trauma explicitly, some don’t. so all i will say is that i found these collections v emotionally evocative for me: 

louise glück, averno / mahtem shiferraw, your body is war / alice notley, in the pines  / camille rankine, incorrect merciful impulses / carl phillips, reconnaissance / ocean vuong, night sky with exit wounds / alejandra pizarnik, extracting the stone of madness (tr. yvette siegert) / anne carson, glass, irony & god / tarfia faizullah, seam / ada limón, bright dead things / eavan boland, in a time of violence / adonis, selected poems (tr. khaled mattawa) / mary ruefle, trances of the blast / natalie diaz, postcolonial love poem

[daughterofathena08]

“Facilis descensus averno.”

Me, talking about Latin exam.

“You shall not pass.”

Latin exam, talking about me.

[sydnallaide-campaverno]

Just a random Incorrect Quote

Leonerk, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Kennedy: You did WHAT– Quinn: William Snakepeare @incorrect-averno-quotes and @avernotownship i am sorry--

[beholdingslut]

maddiee do u know any good poetry books?

i kno so many good poetry books they break my heart

clementine von radics, dream girl

ada limon, bright dead things

alejandra pizarnik, extracting the stones of madness

margaret atwood, morning in the burned house

amrita chakraborty, incarnate

anne carson, if not, winter: fragments of sappho

elisabeth hewer, wishing for birds

venetta octavia, prelude to light

lydia havens, survive like the water

linda gregerson, prodigal

jeanann verlee, said the manic to the muse

richard siken, war of the foxes

camille rankine, incorrect merciful impulses

aracelis girmay, teeth

louise gluck, averno

melissa broder, last sext

mary oliver, new and selected poems

danez smith, [insert] boy

michael ondaatje, the cinnamon peeler: selected poems

charles bukowski, last night of the earth poems

[m-rgan-hate-account]

DUE: If someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife.

DCM: And that’s how you start a collection!

DCD: If someone stabs you and you don’t bleed out in 15 minutes, you’re legally allowed to leave.

DHS: If someone throws a knife at you and you catch it, they’re out.

[imaginationcompact]

important announcement

in light of recent events regarding averno (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Fnb9-W8yLtjN9VeyeN3Uo3UwMzjmYSLF5G_vcqz0Hag/mobilebasic), this account will be permanently shut down going forward. i appreciate all the love that you all have shown for my work, but knowing what i know now, i cannot in good conscious continue this page.

if you like the style of my content and want to support work by former-averno team members who have since left the project, you can follow my other account @incorrecttwomaidenladies

thank you for understanding.

[m-rgan-hate-account]

DCD: Stop raining on my rainbow!

DHS: But you need rain to make a rainbow-

DCD: Don't you bring your science into this!

[m-rgan-hate-account]

ANS: What scares you the most? DCM: Sharks. DCD: Bugs. DDL: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us towards our inevitable deaths. DHS: DDL.

[m-rgan-hate-account]

DHS: Where are DCD?

DDL: They're playing hide and seek.

DHS: And where are they?

DDL: I don't think you understand the concept of the game.

[m-rgan-hate-account]

“My pockets jingle with stolen buttons from hot topic. I literally can’t stop stealing those buttons from the button vats like i don’t feel like paying 3 dollars for a piece of tin with pusheen on it but i do feel like doing a heist.” DCM

[m-rgan-hate-account]

DCM: wait, how many kids do you have? DCD: biologically, emotionally, or legally?