#austrian.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

A failed attempt to rob a tobacconist's shop in Austria

A masked man enters a tobacco shop in the city of Graz, handling a gun. It is 17:59:27.

Robber: I want to have the money.

Employee: What do you want?

Robber: All the money.

Employee: Yes exactly.

Employee: BOSS!

Boss: Yeah?

Employee (in calm voice): This is a hold-up.

The boss, the employee, and the robber discuss, while the clock turns past 18:00:00.

Employee: But I don't get into the cash register.

Robber: But it has to work somehow.

Boss: But it is already closed, at six it's finished, it's over.

Robber: But it has to work somehow.

Employee: No.

Boss: No, unfortunately, it's impossible.

Robber: But you have to get the money.

Boss: No, at six it's finished, the cash register is locked, you've got to come a bit earlier. That's how it is, unfortunately.

Visibly frustrated, the robber slams his gun into his pocket and leaves, but returns quickly to ask whether they don't fool him and leaves for good.

As an immediately started search was not successful, the police of Steiermark has released this video.

[miamaimania]

Illuminate the Mundane: Werner Reiterer's Street Chandelier (2006-12)

[sinnerenjoyer]

THEY TOOK HIS DUCKIES :(

cold as fuck you will be missed

[austrian-government]

Does anyone remember when "autumn" was a distinct season with mild weather and we didn't just go from 35°C to 7°C in the span of a literal week?

[goldenvboots]

george winning:

[the-evil-clergyman]

Wassernixen by Josef Wawra (1920)

[escapismsworld]

📍Austrian National Library, Vienna, Austria

[icecreamwithjackdaniels]

Joseph Selleny (Austrian, 1824–1875), "The Island of St. Paul in the Indian Ocean", 1868

[valyrfia]

btw the reason why max doesn’t drive as dirty against charles as he does against others is because he learnt at a very formative age that charles wouldn’t hesitate to literally divebomb him off the track

[alexturntable]

Nicole Piastri strikes again

[disease]

"EIGENBLUTVERZICHT (BLOOD DONATION)" GÜNTER BRUS | MIXED MEDIA, 1983

[random-brushstrokes]

Hugo Charlemont - Summer hyacinths (Galtonias), ca. 1901

[oldpaintings]

Heinrich Lefler (Austrian, 1863--1919)

[beatricecenci]

Eugene de Blaas (Italian-Austrian, 1843-1931)

La sarta

[antoniettabrandeisova]

Garden in the Wachau (detail), c. 1939. Hugo Charlemont (Austrian, 1850–1939)