#austin powers memes

[hymnless-space-nugget]

Me: lifting a 12”x15” plastic drawer full of nail polish

Also me: throws my back out for lifting it

[i-like-media]

[deadbeatescape]

i had an epiphany

[igorlevchenko-blog]

Autobiography of Dagoth Ur

"My father was a relentlessly self-improving bonemold armoury owner from Bal Ur with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for n'wahery. My mother was a 150-year-old dwemer prostitute named Chlzanch with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the 'roht' mark. Sometimes, he would accuse ash-yams of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Tel Aruhn... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make ash helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a netch leather bag and beaten with dreugh staffs — pretty standard, really. At the age of 120, I received my first daedric scribe. At the age of 140, an Azura cultist named Vermelle ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it."

[dudja]

Lol classic #AustinPowers #Meme #Comedy #MikeMyers

[its-a-hare-pom-pom]

Create yourself a man in a lab who can do both

[stevebuscemieyes]

[fly-on-paper-wings]

he wouldn't have missed

[clown-around-and-find-out]

i love dress to impress freeplay mode

[nm-mattuz]

Ridley: I'M BIGGER THAN YOU IM HIGHER ON THE FOOD CHAIN! GET IN MY BELLY!

Samus: Do you know what vore is?

Ridley: The fuck is that?

Samus explains what vore is to Ridley.

Ridley: Oh God no. I hope I didn't eat anyone into that! I want them to suffer after all!

[jellyfishinc]

Me: Alright, it's getting ridiculous in here. Everyone out! Everyone out! Come on!

*everyone starts to stand up*

Me: Not you, Charlie Day

Not you, Keegan Michael Key.

Not you, Anya Taylor-Joy.

Not you, Jack Black.

Not you, Yoshis.

Not you, Seth Rogan who still has said nothing.

Not you, Bowigi shippers making it look like the movie's actually gonna make your ship canon.

*Silence as everyone looks at Chris Pratt*

[sukalaap]

Based on this hilarious clip.

[victusinveritas]

[lazui-l]

Ghoul child group therapy when

[kamaandhallie]

When I watched this scene in "Cruella" for the first time, all I could think of was the scene in "Austin Powers in Goldmember" with Fat Bastard.

[sugarbear2001]