#au jemily

[5ivebyfive]

jemily + "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" (bonus points for ANY other BAU team member facepalming at them both)

Jennifer Jareau was sitting at the bar with Derek Morgan. They’d had a very long day and just needed to take the edge off. They were partners in the FBI, both working hard and paying their dues. They weren’t talking at the moment. They didn’t need to. They had been partners for so long that words just weren’t needed most of the time. JJ sipped her glass of white wine and turned to Derek, opened her mouth to say something, and heard a voice behind her.

“Hey there, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” With a frown JJ turned to face the voice and saw a very pretty brunette with a cute, pointed nose. She looked very proud of herself for the line. JJ frowned. Behind her Derek rolled his eyes and shook his head.

JJ had never met this woman before so she didn’t exactly know how to take the…extremely terrible line. She subtley looked the woman over before speaking. “I hope you didn’t think about that one for too long,” she said. “Because I’m no angel.” The woman nodded approvingly.

“Then you sound like my kinda woman.”

JJ narrowed her eyes slightly. “Does this work for you?” She could hear Derek snickering behind her. The woman faltered.

“Usually, yes.”

Nodding and raising her brows, JJ lifted her glass to her lips. “Not tonight.” She sipped her wine.

“I could go and come back with another one.” The woman stepped closer. “Make it worth the wait.” JJ looked at her again. She was smirking as if she already knew she could win her over. It was…cute, actually. JJ wondered…how many times would she try?

“Yeah…” JJ said slowly. “Try again.” When the woman left, Derek nudged JJ in the arm.

“You really gonna fall for that?”

JJ let out a snort. “No, I just want to see how many pickup lines we get to hear.”

Send me a pickup line and one of my otps and I’ll write something.

[cargopantsprentiss]

More stuff from my AU where Emily is an unsub obsessed with JJ. Hoping to get more of that idea written soon ❤️

[thedelusionalbitchgianna]

Emily: My ex got into a car accident today-

JJ: Bitch don't smile

Emily: My ex got into a car accident today

Emily: and I was going to ask if he's okay but then I remembered

JJ: You Remembered what?

Emily: that I don't give a fuck!

[ohlittlearchie]

little drawing of modern college jemily :) emily’s clinging to her goth phase, jj’s a lululesbian. i know emily doesn’t look Super accurate, but yk. i tried please be kind to me

[piqtescue]

Jemily of The Wasteland✨

[alexblakegf]

jemily instagram posts

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[criminalmindsfanantic]

*Criminal Minds High School AU*

Emily: JJ’s first detention, I'm so proud.

Reid: Whoa, back up. Why did she get detention?

Derek: Because she’s a useless bisexual.

Penelope, terrified: They can do that??

[ashoppingtrolleyintheliffey]

I thought about Criminal Minds Vampire AU where Emily joins the team (although she's not a vampire, so she needs to have a reason for it) and ends up having a thing with JJ and/or Tara, who are vampires

now someone write it because I'm 100% not going to write it; I just want to read it

let's not talk about how I came up with it, thinking about JJ and Tara fucking Emily in front of a mirror where they don't show up lmao

[jenny-from-the-bau]

Jennifer Jareau resigned herself to Hell a long time ago. Everyone is born a sinner, but she thinks she was born filthier than most. From the moment she takes her first breath, JJ knows that she's going to die. She's going to Hell. She can never bring herself to care.

[jareauwalker]

jemily how to lose a guy in 10 days au

penelope, jj's best friend, is constantly getting ghosted and is sure it's because the guys she's seeing aren't attracted to her. jj's like "actually that's not true, you're gorgeous however you're also a little nuts babe". penelope asserts that jj doing the same things wouldn't drive someone away, and jj's like okay bet.

emily is, to put it bluntly, a fuckboy. her coworker & singular ex who she managed to stay friends with, tara, bets her that she can't stay with the same woman for more than a week. emily is like...care to wager & they agree that if emily wins she gets to move into tara's cutie corner office with all the windows and tara has to move into emily's cramped little office near the copy room.

jj & emily end up at the same bar that night, sparks fly and they both decide that this is who they're spending the next week with. jj's doing absolutely everything she can to make emily regret ever talking to her, emily's suffering big time (jj adopted her a fucking cat???), and tara and penelope are honestly just giggling bc this is the funniest thing they could've possibly done.

"you're already falling in love with me" "i'm going to make you wish you were dead"

[cissyenthusiast010155]

BAU Team Drabble ~College!au (S3-6)

Request by @commanderh2022 —College!au where Emily, Morgan & Reid are siblings. Hotch adopted them, Rossi is his cop partner, dads. Jj and Penelope are sisters who just moved to town. Will and jj start going out but then she realizes she has a thing for bad girl Emily but keeps it to herself. Morgan is an athlete, player and him and Penelope have a flirty friendship. Reid secretly pines over Jj, knows he can't be with her so…

Mommy… Master List

Requests & Prompt-List

Warnings: fluff, unreciprocated pining, implied mutual pining…?, teasing, flirting, playful flirting, etc.

Enjoy (:

Reid gets to the college scene, a green freshman, already pretty young. He’s doing a double major, linguistics and criminology. He drops his bags off in his dorm and is about to sit down to a moment of peace…

Morgan, Reid’s older brother, immediately bombards Reid with all the info he needs to know and make sure he gets settled.

Hotch and Rossi stop by to make sure Reid is settling in well.

Hotch makes an effort to be a present adoptive dad, and all his practically-kids love Rossi, so he brings Rossi along.

They’re all together in Reid’s new dorm, except Emily, who’s off somewhere, most likely getting in some sort of trouble…

Morgan makes a joke about Emily’s non-existent presence, making Hotch roll his eyes.

Hotch & Rossi work at the local towns PD next to the college.

They work with Will, a young and new cop, whose grown up in the town.

Penelope & Jj, sisters, recently moved to town. Penelope starts up and runs her cat play/ pottery studio, she’s an upcoming artist. Jj works at the local coffee shop as a barista.

One day at the coffee shop, Will finally bucks up the courage to ask Jj out on a date while ordering his regular. Jj accepts out of impulse and Penelope’s voice reminding her to ‘get out of her comfort zone’, but also because Will seems like a genuinely nice guy.

Penelope likes to chat with the art professor at the college, and then ends up running into Morgan. They instantly click. She likes his athletic, flirty nature, and he likes her playful, quirky personality.

Will talked to Hotch & Rossi about Jj, Rossi blabbed about Will and Jj to Reid at one point— Reid got curious about Jj and went to the coffee shop.

Reid now goes to the shop daily, only to talk to and see Jj.

On any random day at the shop, Jj has served Reid, who now sat in a booth, slowly sipping his drink.

Then Emily came in, making Reid look up, smiling and wave at his sister, Emily gives him a light smile.

Jj’s eyes widened and she gulped as the resident bad girl approached the counter. Jj made Emily her coffee, and she then sat on the other side of the coffee shop from Reid.

Minutes later, Will comes in at 9 o’clock on the dot, as always. But Jj couldn’t pay any attention whatsoever to him. Only Emily existed in her eyes now. She tried to snap out of it, trying to act normal. Will left, leaving Jj with a pit in her stomache and a knowing, sinking feeling.

Reid leaves a couple minutes after Will in a huff. He can’t stand the sight of the two as a couple. But he would never confront either one of them…

Emily comes back for seconds, making Jj blush, as she winks and thanks her for the second drink, going back to her previous spot.

God, Jj was screwed…

Thankfully, Pen and Morgan come in to distract the blonde. They have witty, loud banter across the entire shop, until they come up to the counter to order, where they only get louder.

By the time Penelope and Morgan have gone, Emily had slipped out from the shop. Jj feels a happiness slip away from her when she realizes that Emily is gone.

Jj now looks forward to anytime that Emily comes into the shop. It always makes her day. But she doesn’t dare tell a soul.

Jj and Pen make it a habit to meet at Pen’s studio, often making art, cleaning up, or playing with the cats while chatting away. They are quite close and tell each other almost everything.

Penelope ends up catching onto Jj’s little crush and she relentlessly teased the blonde about it. Jj made Penny swear to never speak a word about it to anyone else.

Obviously Penelope couldn’t keep to that, because she had to tell Morgan. Morgan loves the tea.

At a later ‘Family’ Dinner— Hotch, Rossi, Emily, Morgan, and Reid— Morgan blabs about Emily and Jj obviously having a thing for each other. Emily chuckled and does not deny it. But this pisses Reid off, as that makes another person that Jj apparently likes. He excused himself quickly to go be alone and cry his fragile heart out.

Emily then playfully confronts Jj the next time she’s at the coffee shop. She catches the blonde off guard with her sultry, flirtatious tone. Jj feels conflicted and torn afterward, between Will and Emily.

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Part 2, Continuing the Story…? 😏

Emily Prentiss Masterlist

Jennifer Jareau (Jj) Masterlist

Penelope Garcia Masterlist

[cargopantsprentiss]

I wasn’t exaggerating when I said the Jemily with a daughter AU was living in my head rent free (fic to follow… eventually)

[unitchiefs-blackbirdphoenix]

Emily has a sweet tooth and JJ likes baking her her favorite desserts and pastries.

[piqtescue]

my heart🥹🥺

[alexblakegf]

ahhh I love your posts sm!!! could I request some more jemily insta posts?

jemily instagram posts p.t 2

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[permanent-rose]

Thinking about Henry being JJ and Emily’s with the help of donor Hotch. Him and Jack being best friends and also brothers makes me very soft inside.

Hotch would be so surprised but very honoured when they ask and would be so happy to help some of his closest friend have a family.

After Haley dies the five of them start operating as one big family a lot of the time. JJ and Emily give Hotch all the love and support he desperately needs as a person and as a parent.