#pansexual penelope garcia

[criminalmindsfanantic]

Emily: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Derek: Make his dick hard not his life.

Reid: Break his bed not his heart.

JJ: Play with her boobs not her feelings.

Penelope: Get on their dick not their nerves.

Rossi: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

[starrywafflesnight]

if emily and pen were friends in hs they would’ve traded goth makeup and 100% have been each others gay awakenings!

[ddaz3d-and-cc0nfused]

𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝙵𝙾𝚄𝚁: Lending the Other Their Coat w/ Penelope Garcia

a/n: well, this is embarrassing. i don't know what's been going on but it's just like, i've been so tired recently and i was so excited for this challenge :`] after ficmas is over, i may take a break, or just post leisurely than every single day so the quality of my content is what you followed me for! :]

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Much to your defense, it wasn't your fault that it had begun to snow.

Yes, it was cold early in the morning, almost making it impossible to separate yourself from the woman that you were lying next to. As she got dressed you put on something light but warm, the woman going all out with a big wool sweatshirt. You told her she had looked ridiculous, almost like a pillow as your arrived at work together, but now, you weren't so sure that she was as ridiculous as she seemed.

You had sheepishly waddled into Penelope's den, a nervous smile on your face as you enveloped her in your arms.

"Well, hello to you too, sweetness." She giggled, hugging you back as you basked in her warmth. You were sure that she heard the satisfied sigh that you had let out as your head rested on her chest. "I'm so cold, Pen." You whined childishly against her. "I told you it was going to get colder. You should have just matched with me." She sighed in fake disappointment. She would give you anything that you wanted, even if that meant sacrificing her favorite winter article of clothing to make sure that she kept her girlfriend all warm and snuggly.

"Here," She said as she stripped the thick thing off of her. "But it's snowing and we're about to leave." She just shrugged. You must admit that she was already wearing a long sleeve shirt underneath it that could do her some good. She just shrugged, mentioning for you to lift your arms as she pulled it over your head and onto your fuller form. The one good thing about you and Penelope being almost the same size — despite you being bigger than her — was that she always upped her sizes of clothing just so you could wear them as well.

"It's okay, I run cold blooded anyways."

She also just wanted to see you in her clothes.

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[beware-of-you-98]

Someone give these hot bisexual losers hot loser girlfriends asap

[reidfucker]

my funny bau headcanons for pride month

[caffinewrites]

During pride month, Garcia puts a little tray of pride pins in the bullpen with a sign that has 'take one!' written on it in rainbow gel pen.

She doesn't think about it much, just hopes that a few people will spot it and feel seen and loved.

She notices JJs first.

She's in the elevator and sees JJ jogging slightly to make it before the doors shut, Garcia keeps them open and the blonde grins at her in lieu of thanks. Its attached to her canvas tote, just below where the strap joins the body of the bag; a bisexual pin. Garcia knows its one of the ones she put out because of the layer of see-through glitter on it.

She doesn't mention it, but she puts a mini bi flag in JJs pen pot first chance she gets.

The next one she notices is Emilys.

It's about a week after she puts the pins out and shes going to Emily's office to ask about a case. She spots it, hooked carefully through the mesh wire of one of the pen pots on the unit chiefs desk. A glittery lesbian pride pin.

Again, she doesn't mention it, but she makes Emily a bracelet with the colours of the lesbian flag and leaves it in her desk. Garcia has seen it around the brunettes wrist every day since.

The next is Spencer, and Gacria actually sees him pick it out.

She's a little later than usual, and as she walks up to the bullpen, she sees Spencer loitering just beyond the doorway, right where the tray of pins is. She slows to a stop a few meters away and tries to be quiet as she waits for him to pick, not wanting to intrude if he didn't want anyone to know. She needn't have bothered as she sees him attach one of the bisexual pins to his cardigan pocket with a smile.

She watches with a warm, happy feeling as JJ and Spencer notice each others pins, the two friends clearly overjoyed in finding someone else who understands, completely and wooly.

Spencer gets an entire pack of bi and rainbow heart-shaped stickers.

Garcia starts to see the rainbow ones around the building, even noting one on the elevator ceiling, which she finds incredibly funny.

The bisexual ones are all stuck somewhere on JJ or Spencers desks.

Garcia starts to wear a pansexual pin on her clothing, rather than leaving it sitting on her desk, attaching it to whatever outfit she puts on in the morning.

No-one comments on it, but a after a few days of wearing it, a pansexual flag appears in her pen pot.

Another couple of days and she finds a shakily-made pansexual bracelet on her desk. She puts it on immediately, of course.

The next day she finds a few sheets of the same stickers she gave Spencer, but with the pansexual flag rather than the bisexual one.

It makes her feel seen in a way she's not used to.

Her team love her, and she loves them.

[spoonpine]

morcia is like queerbating but with a man and a woman

[artcake]

happy pride 🌈

[angieblogging]

why are the funny, emotional, dorky, caring about everyone cuties always headcanoned as pansexual?

[missmitchieg]

@darcyfangirlsfrequently *deep breath* Ok, so first you remember this post about how plus sized characters are always done dirty when it comes to their love life like Garcia?

I dunno if no one has noticed or they have but no one wants to say it, but Morcia (*cough* and Garvez *cough*) never happened only partly because of Hollywood fatphobia. It never happened because the writers only ever want to pair the white woman with pale faces.

Ew. (Even mom was like ohhh this looks bad on the writers...)

As for Derek... *gestures at Tamara and Savannah who are slim and pretty and uhh well you have eyes*

I hate that I can't un-notice this. (BTW, even my mom was like why do Tamara and Savannah kinda look alike??? What do you mean Derek has a type and it's not baby girl??? is that why she only went on one date with Luke and purposely sabotaged it??? and I was like the writers clearly hate Morcia and Garvez shippers personally)

[supercriminalbean]

This is who we are.

BAU Team x Nb!Reader

Summary: The team goes to a pride march.

Warning: None, maybe fluff.

Words: 666

A/N: It's trans visibility day, so I wrote this up really quickly, this is the shortest thing I have ever written so enjoy. I love you no matter where you are in your journey, so proud of you, you are doing amazing. Keep it up my lovelies. 

Your body pumps with excitement, smiling widely as you walk around the streets, looking for your friends. This is your first pride march as an openly Non-binary trans person and you couldn’t think of anyone else you could be more happy to share this moment with. Your eyes are still scanning around the street trying to find where Garica said everyone was meeting. 

“(Y/n), (Y/n) over here” You spin around hearing two younger voices yelling for you. Grinning widely as you see Jack and Henry running towards you followed closely by Spencer, who's wearing a white shirt that's been tie dyed in the bisexual and asexual colours. He's smiling happily as they reach you.

“(Y/n) you made it” Jack grins up at you before him and Henry are running back towards their parents, you and Spencer laughing at them as you follow behind them.  

“I love your shirt Spence” Grinning at him, as your eyes land on his pronouns badge as well as his cheeks painted with his flags.

“Thanks, Penelope helped me make it last night, but I love your jacket, did you make it yourself?” Spencer grins at you. Your denim jacket had a the Non-binary flag painted on the back with the words ‘born this way’ on the back. Some of your favourite pins on the front, your favourite dinosaur pin that Jack got you for your birthday once is amongst your pride pins and badges.

“I did indeed, a few years ago, but I have never had the chance to wear it in public so here I am” Smiling happily as you approach the rest of the team. Where Garcia is applying face paint on Aaron cheek, painting the pan flag. Aaron holding back a small laugh when his eyes meet yours, knowing just how convincing Garcia can be.\

~~~

You look around the team, looking at everyones outfit. JJ is just wearing her normal clothes with the Bi flag painted on her cheek, her pronouns badge proudly pinned to their chest. Will standing beside her, arm wrapped around her waist with Henry standing in front of them chatting away with Jack, both of them holding a rainbow flag. Emily is standing beside her, the lesbian flag wrapped around her, the flag painted on both her cheeks. Next to her is Rossi who is wearing the ‘Free dad hug’ tshirt, along with his rainbow sunglasses. Morgan is laughing lightly, as he watches how excited Garcia gets when Hotch asks her to paint another flag on his other cheek, the transgender flag this time. Morgan standing there wearing his bi flag t-shirt, grinning as you stand beside him wrapping his arm around you. 

“I'm next and then Garcia can do you cutie” Morgan laughs, earning a head shake from you.

“Oh I’m guessing I don’t have a choice here do I?” Laughing as a chorus of no’s and nope’s come flying your way with some giggles from Garcia. 

~~~

As Garcia starts painting Morgan's cheeks, you grin happily as you finally take in her own outfit. Her sparkly pink and white skirt is paired with a tie dyed t-shirt in the same style as Reids, but instead her colours are the pansexual and transgender flag. Her cheeks are painted with the same colours as Hotch’s. Once she's finally finished painting your cheeks (The Non-binary flag and Pan flag) You all set off to wander down the streets with everyone, enjoying the day of being surrendered by support and love. A lot of people end up running over to Rossi for their free dad hug, Rossi was enjoying it so much, listening to their stories telling them how proud he is and how strong they are. As the day continues the vibes and energy of the day just keep getting stronger. Maybe that's when you realise that your job isn’t just a job, that this is where you're supposed to be. You get to help people and do it in the most supportive group and family ever.

[persephonyed]

hiiiii cuties and happy friday! woohoo !! ♡

okay, it's that time again where i caught up on all of my drafts, and i'm finally allowing myself to get some new threads going. below the cut are muses that i really, really want to write with lately ( as well as a couple test muses ) + little descriptions of each of them. give this post a like if you're interested in writing / plotting / etc. with any of them and i'll come to you! you can even just treat this as a like for a starter even if u wanna. i'm really excited to write some new things and potentially find some new people to write with. ☺️

*** if u like the post, when i message u, i can and will ramble on and on about character descriptions and what everyone is like. i just didn't want to put it here because the post is already so long!

arden henderson — olivia cooke fc. late 20s, bisexual, forensic criminologist.

blair bennett — katie douglas fc. early 20s, bisexual, university student.

camille st. clair — jessica alexander fc. early 20s, bisexual, aspiring actress.

cora devlin — daisy edgar jones fc. mid 20s, bisexual, hair stylist.

darby davies — hailee steinfeld fc. mid 20s, lesbian, film & tv actress.

erin nichols — jessica chastain fc. mid 40s, bisexual, housewife.

eve lawson — willa fitzgerald fc. early 30s, bisexual, historian.

jillian "jill" walsh — alva bratt fc. mid 20s, bisexual, freelance photographer.

laia aguilar — fiona palomo fc. early 20s, bisexual, university student.

malia dixon — greta onieogou fc. early 30s, bisexual, indie film director.

margot jensen — sydney sweeney fc. mid 20s, bisexual, diner waitress and cult escapee / survivor.

maude morgan — ella purnell fc. mid 20s, bisexual, unemployed rich girl and secret drug dealer.

nora giuliani — victoria pedretti fc. late 20s, lesbian, true crime journalist and podcaster.

preston fox — rudy pankow fc. mid 20s, bisexual, university student, fraternity president, and lead singer / guitarist of his band.

palmer mckenzie — erana james fc. mid 20s, lesbian, professional athlete.

piper novak — samara weaving fc. early 30s, pansexual, coffee shop owner.

ramona "romy" park — adeline rudolph fc. late 20s, bisexual, professional concert photographer.

ruby brodsky — gideon adlon fc. late 20s, bisexual, arts grad student.

siena norwood — florence pugh fc. late 20s but is really centuries old, bisexual, vampire.

( the ones below this are all test muses ! )

bellamy caldeira — alba baptista fc. mid 20s, bisexual, will take any job that pays the bills.

katia garcia — camila mendes fc. late 20s, bisexual, competitive cheerleading coach.

penelope "penny" sosa — camila morrone fc. mid 20s, bisexual, team usa professional soccer player and secret onlyfans / cam girl.

valeria "val" quintero — rachel zegler fc. early 20s, bisexual, musical theatre university student.

[hyperfixatedoncrimminalminds]

BAU team x LGBTQ + Teen reader

So it's pride month so of course im going to write a oneshot about teen reder making everyone go to Pride with them becuase i dint nearly see enough of these on here.

summary:  It's pride Month and the reader wlaks in to the teams work and demands that they all come to pride with them to celebrate.

Y/N - They/Them pronouns using (any Sexuality)

My headcannons for the team

Hotch

- Bisexual

- definitely Trans (FtM)

-Demisexual as well (loves Haley and obviously had a baby with her)

Rossi

- Biromantic (apart from 3 wifes he definitely experimented with men in his youth)

- Gives the best Dad/Grandad hugs at pride

-Is proud of his Queer children

Spencer

- Bisexual

- Genderfluid (he's my baby he has to be Genderfluid)

-Asexual

Derek Morgan

- Biromantic (hasnt done anything Sexual with a man before because of buford (Bastard)

Emily

- do you have to ask obviously a fucking raging lesbian (definitely had a crush on JJ at some point)

JJ

- Bisexual but is in a committed relationship with Will, had a crush on Emily at some point( I ship them okay)

Penelope Garcia

- Pansexual and Panromantic very open about who she is and is very happy

-Demigirl she still feels like a girl but also not uses She/They pronouns.

(these are my headcannons it's okay if you don't agree woth them just don't come at me in the comments!!)

Third person pov...

It was the first of June which meant Pride Month! Y/N had been excited about it all year, they couldn't wait to get thr team to go to a Pride Parade with them and to celebrate it all together.

Y/N themselves was Non-binary and (What Sexuality you are) and are very proud to be it, they are always seen wearing their pronouns badge and Non-binary pin.

Y/N was making their way to the FBI building, in their hands were mini pride flags and stickers for all their friends, once they got to the floor they skipped out of the elevator and into the bullpen.

The team didn't see them so they quickly began putting each team members flags into their pen pots. Bisexual, Asexual and Genderfluid for Spencer. Biromantic to Derek. Bisexual for JJ. Lesbian for Emily.

As Rossi, Hotch and Penelope all had offices Y/N lefts their flags outside the doors and knocked so they saw them, once the Teen was done they went to the round table and sat on a chair waiting for the team to notice them.

A couple minutes later all 7 members wondered into the room, smiling when they see the teen not expecting them to be there. Once everyone was sitting Y/N stood up.

"Okay guys as you know it's Pride Month, which means Virginia is having its Pride Parade and I was wondering if you'd like to go to it with me?" They ask nervously, they had never asked the team anything to do woth pride even though they had been out as Non-binary to them for years.

Thw first perosn to speak was Penelope they squealed and stood up a giant smile on her face. She then reached out and hugged Y/N tightly. "Of course we will sweetie, won't we giys?" She says making then other all say yes and take turns hugging Y/N.

After they had finished hugging Y/N the teen began ruffling through their bag again and pulled out pin badges for everyone with their flags on. "For you guys I have mine" they say pointing to their Non-binary pin and (Y/S) badge proudly.

Once everyone had theirs, they all went back to work, the pride parade wasn't until that Saturday.

Timeskip...

It was Saturday morning and Y/N was awake and doing their make up for pride, once they were done they left their house and made their way to the middle of town where the team was waiting.

JJ had brought Henry and Will, Hotch also had Henry with him, Y/N was happy to see them all wearing something to do with their flags.

Penelope was decked out in the colours of the Pan flag and had a small demigirl flag painted on their face.

Hotch had a Bisexual flag on his face and a trans flag in his hand, he also had a Demisexual flag pinned to his tshit, Jack was holding a small pride flag in his hand a hug grin on his face.

Y/N almost cried at what Rossi was wearing, it was a tshirt that read 'Free Dad hugs' Y/N laughed when they saw 'Grand' written infront of the Dad part definitely Morgan or Emily's doing, he also had a small Biromantic flag painted on his face.

Spencer was wearing the Asexual colours, had a Bisexual flag tied to their shoulders and had the Genderfluid flag painted on his cheek, he too had a huge smile on his face.

Derek had a Biromantic flag on his cheek and was wearing the Bi colours definitely Penelopes doing.

Emily had the lesbian flag painted on her face and the Lesbian flag tied around her shoulder proudly.

JJ had a Bisexual flag painted on her face, Will was wearing a tshirt that read 'I love my Bi wife' which was cute and little Henry was holding a rainbow flag like Jack.

"You all look amazing!" Exclaimed the teen, very happy to see the team in the spirit, they really thought they wouldn't wear anything especially Hotch. "Let's go enjoy the parade!" They yelled before running into the park.

The park itself was filled with people who were there celebrating pride and wearing their flags. Rossi got so many hugs from teens who got kicked out or aren't supported by their parents which made the old man cry.

They stayed in the park until the parade was starting one it did the team all joined in and took any pictures together to remember the day they had.

By the end the kids had fallen asleep, Jack and Henry had gotten alot of stickers and were covered in them, Y/N was scrolling through their phone smiling at all the pictures and videos they took together.

Before everyone left they stood up and turned to all 7 of them. "Thank you all for doing this with me I had alot of fun" they said making the Adults smile at the teen.

"Of course Y/N, your our kid how could we not do this together" Hotch says making the teen tear up, thw teen then hugs the man tightly to hugs them back

It truly was an amazing day for everyone.

The end!

Hoped you liked thus oneshot, I've been meaning to write thus for days but didn't have any ideas but now here it is.

As always sorry for the grammar and Spelling mistakes. Request are open!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

❤🧡💛💚💙💜

Word count: 1163

[captainhappyclaws]

Penelope Garcia: polyamorous, pansexual, AuDHD

Derek Morgan: polyamorous, bisexual

They are also in a Queer Platonic Relationship

(Headcanon)

[Umm a variation to the last post bc I forgot it existed???? I'm also thinking demiboy Morgan but I'm not sure...]

[thatsadfem]

Penelope Garcia Headcannons

Has ADHD

Pansexual

#1 gift giver, she spends the whole year before a persons birthday to learn their interests, before giving them the best gift they have ever gotten with an adorable homemade card

Paints Spencer's nails for fun, he pretends he doesn't care for it, but he actually loves it (Spencer holding a gun whilst wearing pastel pink nail polish is my life)

She hangs out in Derek's office when she gets too overstimulated in her office. His cool and plain office helps her calm down

She is the nicest person ever to servers & workers, she gives huge tips to waiters and compliments anyone who serves her at the supermarket

She has babysitting sessions with Spencer for when Hotch/JJ/Morgan wants to go out on a date or just have a quiet night. Spencer reads to them whilst Penelope makes sound effects. She cooks them chicken nuggets and gives them juice boxes. Kids love Penelope and her room, all the colours, fairy lights and trinkets

Emily helps her dye her hair

After the cooking night at Rossi's house mansion, Penelope and Rossi still have fortnightly cooking lessons.

Gets white-girl-wasted with Derek, and then they have sleepovers. Even after Derek starts dating Savannah, they start doing it with her as well (supportive Savannah has my heart)

[gremlinbean]

Spencer Reid and Penelope Garcia are peak pansexual pals