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if Toi Ting wakes up and doesnt immediately see her two dads alongside her im gonna be SICK
#i guess im killing them both#at least joke is fucking THERE#but u cant leave a child with abandonment issues wtf her villain origin story#camille watches#jack & joker#jack and joker
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#my art#bungou stray dogs#bsd sigma#bsd dazai#gang. chat. audience. I miss mersault so bad.#anyays I played a lot with this one :) played w colors and coloring style a bit#and also learned fucking blockbench. for my silly joke.#100% worth highly recommend very intuitive program. and free !#also davinci resolve. much less intuitive but at least still free.#I'll probably post just the coelacanth render at some point uhh soon. maybe tomorrow. we'll see
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also don't let ur friends/society/tumblr posts/whatever convince u to start smoking or drinking or whatever if u don't want to. there are health risks there are social and financial aspects to consider and it's totally fine and normal to not want to. there's no moral aspect to it you can drink and do drugs or whatever if u want and that's chill but u should know what ur doing and do research and if u decide u dont want to that's chill and anyone who tries to shame u for it can go fuck themselves
#text#DORRY FOR ALL THE POSTING THIS MORNING this isnt even super related ifve just been thinking abt it a lot#bc the new thing is posting about how smoking is hot. Dont start smoking kids. genuinely#u r GOING to fuck up ur life and ur health and ur lungs and ur bank account probably. dont start smoking#like all jokes aside. do not. or at least know the risks and know what ur getting into#u r not immune to addiction u r not immune to health risks u r not immune to additional financial strain
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Fuck anyone who makes jokes about a crash that literally sent a driver to hospital.
Max's crash at Silverstone is the third most severe crash we've had in F1 in the past five years (most severe being Grosjean's in Bahrain 2020, followed by Zhou's in Silverstone 2022).
Additionally, the fact he was sent to the hospital at all is significant as Silverstone has its own medical facility on the grounds. It says everything that even as a precautionary measure, Max (+ Alex & Zhou the following year) was sent to the nearest hospital instead.
Do not for a single second take a driver walking away from a severe crash for granted. Sometimes, the miracles don't happen. Sometimes, a driver doesn't walk away unscathed. You do not want to be watching when the worst-case scenario becomes a real possibility, or worse; a reality.
If the like from Lando's dad is real... I have nothing else to say, from the bottom of my heart; FUCK YOU!
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#fuck sky sports#if that like is real i don't have the fucking words#the sheer fucking privilege#the bitch slap he deserves my god if its real#there's so many people who have lost someone in a crash who would do anything for it to be just a joke#just something for a bit or meme or some shit#so their loved one could come home so their loved one would be alive#like ffs your son walked away from his worst crash which was at spa#there's at least 50 families who weren't so lucky at that track#I'm probably going to delete this later because I'm getting angrier and more upset#but its because i lived the other end i didn't get a miracle#we'll leave it at that
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Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too
#elden ring#elden ring varre#white mask varre#varre#white faced varre#tarnished#tarnished oc#varre x tarnished#tw; blood#suggestive#no jokes or humor this time sorry#just Varre being Varre#I know I usually stick to humor stuff but this clawed through my brain like an eldritch horror#I actually hate 5/11 Varre faces I drew here but I did my best#sometimes homeboy is gonna look like a lil gremlin and there’s nothing I can do about it#but also those other 6 /11 faces are the best I’ve ever done so I’ll take it#never been more clear to me how I unconsciously push myself to do harder things#like we got crazy hand angles with defined knuckles and fingernails#we got the upward angle face that doesn’t look like shit#we got form fitting lighting that is passable#semi accurate fabric physics#did I not give a fuck about the BG#yes#but I’m here for Varre sex appeal not rendering bricks#also misericorde magically changes scale throughout the whole comic#lmao oops#most detailed environmental lighting I’ve done too#Christ the lengths I go to for deranged fictional men#at the very least I feel like the dialogue isn’t ooc#me fighting for my life to make sure Varre looks like the same damn character between each panel
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#i had posted this everywhere and it occurred to me that i hadnt on tumblr. which seems like a crime#keith kogane#vld keith#vld lance#vld fanart#lance mcclain#voltron#klance#can i rant for a bit#grabs the microphone Id like to thank this huge step on my voltron healing journey to my mom#who said 'oh its that show that made you cry in frustration! the kitties!'#and i said 'yes mother i was 15'#i dont think ive ever felt so. like. bullied? i dont wanna say ridiculed but#by a shows' producer#not since fucking BBC SHERLOCK#and i dont mean oh of course it wasnt gonna be canon. Of cours it wasnt I dont mean that#what i didnt need was getting baited left and right#the show milked the shit out of. lets be real here. young queer kids and then turned around and pointed and laughed when they gained hope on#their silly red blue ship to get canon#bc lets be real if anything queer was gonna happen. ambiguous non binary pidge was already there#two skinny attractive teen boys is like low hanging fruit. diet rep#but it wasnt even abt that. at least i truly never thought klance was srly gonna b canon. i HOPED. but like. i never shipped 4 canon anyway#i LIKED voltron. i loved lotor. i had always been a multishipper allur//ce was rkly cute i couldve dug that#if they hadnt spent the last season looking miserable AND THEN DYING#tf u mean our female lead died TF U MEAN THE LATINO MC BECAME A FARMER? w the forever marks of his dead gf on his face? Are you joking rn???#anyway. hit me up for more voltron opinions i got tons#(mic drop)
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movie night
#This piece is dedicated to the scene in EVERY FUCKING PRE RESCAS FREEHOUN FIC where they watch the thing or something#and then they KISS during the credits <- this part is not in every fic but in my heart 🧡#tbqh idk if I like this or nawt but whatever I'm tired of it sitting in my files. Gordon's cute at least#anyway#gordon freeman#barney calhoun#freehoun#half life#hl#my art#id in alt text#Barney and Gordon on the worlds smallest shittiest couch in the dark what will happen……. tee..hee….#I feel the need to clarify also they’ve seen the thing like one morbillion times. but they react like it’s the first time everytime#They watched this together back when they first met and Barney was like. ‘ur so fuchs lol’ and Gordon was like ‘yeah well you’re Mac’#and then the scene in the thiokol skidozer happened and they both got really quiet#<- joke for me mostly . But if you know . Yeagh#I want to rewatch the thing so bad now goddamnitttttttt#euuaagghhhhhhhhhhhh
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'The Polar bear at Blair Atholl,' 2024.
#em draws stuff#the terror#harry goodsir#franklin expedition#a ponderment on fucked up polar bears heavily inspired by the 'nanoq: flat out and bluesome' art exhibition by snæbjörnsdóttir/wilson#short explanation of which is that it was a photographic survey of all 34 taxidermied polar bears in the uk#including the one the only blair atholl polar bear. yes it really looks like that.#(they fixed it up some in 2016 but it's still narsty. highly recommend googling this particular beast.)#this is what happens when you put a polar bear on display in 1786 (at the least) and you Keep It There for twohundredsome years#ANYWAY. hey mr goodsir why'd you go to nunavut to see a very bad polar bear when you had a very bad polar bear at home#<- JOKE. i am allowed to do big ponderment art and also have myself a little jonk in the same post. farewell now.
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Me tomorrow on my way to use the Byler crumbs we’ll get for Stranger Things day to distract myself from the reality that democracy has been overthrown in my country
#THIS IS A JOKE#trump hasn’t actually won#at least not yet#😭😭😭#I really hope this stays#just a joke#fuck trump#kamala harris#kamala 2024#byler#mike wheeler#will byers#mike wheeler is a boykisser#mike wheeler is in love with will byers#mike wheeler is not straight#byler is endgame#mike wheeler is gay#st5#byler brainrot#byler nation#byler tumblr#stranger things#st4
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No you know what. I thought Joker 2 was good. And I’m tired of pretending that it wasn’t. Reasons under the cut bc of spoilers.
Because the thing is… Arthur was never the incel power fantasy that a lot of people made him out to be the first time around. He was never a true figure of “white male rage” because fundamentally he was a figure of an extraordinary level of social/classist and interpersonal abuse that led him to violence that liberated him from that (as is the case with MANY mentally ill and socially disenfranchised people in the world), but the violence was absolutely never the thing that defined him as a character, but that’s always the first thing that people miss when a character is reduced to black and white elements in the zeitgeist. But this movie definitively proved that all of the incel dude filmbros, as well as average detractors who reduced him to that “white male rage” narrative the first time around were not reflective of him as a character because in the end, even ARTHUR HIMSELF held himself accountable for his crimes, even fessing up to killing his mother in the eleventh hour. And his subsequent death after this revelation even further drives home the point that how he exists as a figure of nuance could never survive in the world that created him OR the world that allegedly “embraced” him. And I think that’s kind of beautiful from a meta-narrative standpoint and VERY faithful to how the first film operated.
#of course I still think the harley thing was a little half baked but hey. that’s todd for you#but at least this part of the whole thing was pretty genius and a huge fuck you to incels#anyways that’s my two cents. after all I got called a fucking clown today but jokes on them HONK HONK 🤡🤡🤡#joker 2#joker folie a deux#arthur fleck
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Prompt 305
So. Uh. Danny feels like laughing hysterically, because? Ghostwriter was doing a thing, and one of Pandora’s curses escaped and erm, well, now the six of them are in a whole other dimension. At least this place has a lot of abandoned warehouses but still. And well, he guesses he’s no longer the only ‘monster’ now?
But seriously they all need to find a way back home sooner rather than later, even if they might now be stuck in this world… Fuck.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#prompts#Vampire Sam#Sphinx Tucker#Frankenstein’s Monster Valerie#but like technomancy style#Kitsune Jazz#Sith Cat Ellie#Werewolf Danny#yes he is also still a Halfa but now he has to deal with This too?!#They joke he looks like a celestial style Wulf#They are all very off put by how weirdly small they are compared to other people in this world#But at least they can get around easily- oh no there’s concerned vigilantes-#NO THEY DONT NEED HELP GO AWAY PLEASE-#Concerned vigilantes: We just want to help these meta kids :(#JL Dark when they’re eventually called: Those are baby supernatural creatures WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PARENTS-#honestly they could be in any city
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You know what I give up you guys win this is officially an Alfred Pennyworth hate account please proceed accordingly thank you
#fuck that tory#im glad hes dead#...okay im joking#...kinda#he has surpassed tim as my least favourite bat#which is a feat#but i dont actually think i care enough about him to hate him#i just dont think i like him either
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Half the fandom: "The Ministry is in the USA!"
The Band:
#the band ghost#ghost#shitghosting#its literally a swedish band why the fuck should it be in the US of all places#plus they were introduced at the grammys as swedish band and the grammys are a canon event#SO#dont attack me thanks#to me its either in sweden (supported by most of canon) or italy (to spite the catholics)#im very open about where it is EXCEPT for the US lmao im sorry but europe can have ONE nice thing#if their label does all the cool shit US exclusive we can at least have this#it talks#my stuff#also please obviously this is a joke god if you want it to be in fucking LA for whatever reason then please do that i dont care
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Monkieeee Kid!!! (art dump)
I got sick :,) here's an art dump for you guys to make up for lack of actual content. I've been planning on the sunset trio compilation but haven't quite had the time yet to create it 😅... hope you enjoy these simple doodles I had fun making!
#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk fanart#lmk season 5#season 5 spoilers#lmk mk#lmk macaque#sunburst duo#lmk nezha#WHAT IS MK AND NEZHA'S DUO NAME SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME AN IDEA#royalty duo#I wanna tag this sunset trio#fuck it#sunset trio#sunset trio lmk#lmk sunset trio#(even if they aren't all in the same drawing together technically...)#lmk nüwa#I can't believe I got sick...#mk is traumatized#I'm so tired#the brothers ever#Wukong MK and Nezha are all brothers trust me guys#I'm David Breen I would know (joking)#well at least Wukong and MK are canonically brothers#I think...#watch monkie kid
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i think i was so thrown off by the puppy spit slow motion that i completely forgot about the oh my God they kissed joke. i am sincerely happy that they don't have to filter themselves out that much these days, they deserve it. i do wish that didn't involve the various kinds of foreplay they've done on camera over the course of june, but i guess kink does belong in pride . so
#astra.txt#dan and phil#phan#sometimes i worry if i need to cool it on the sex jokes#but i feel like they discuss their sex lives for longer durations of time than their own fucking ad reads. and at least im joking#i know these fuckers are vers but daniel howell had made it his mission to prove that phil is the one getting dicked down#and taking a glance at ao3 i'm not really sure how many folks he's convincing#buries my face in my hands. alright time to finish marathoning their poppy playtime gigglefests
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my localization of mtgjp's comic
#mtg#liliana vess#chandra nalaar#nissa revane#teferi#localization#thats my fucking giiiirl#obviously the way japanese is aka vertical made it hard to directly redo this joke#but i think i got its spirit at least#had to make a fake speech to know how big to make convincing blackouts
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