#at last matpat sings!

[psychedelic-charm]

Babe, wake up. The new FNAF musical premiered!

[solar-halos]

ways i think thg characters would get (social media) famous (a very mixed batch of modern au/canon compliant hcs)

• i’ve mentioned this before but finnick would get very popular singing popular songs in his caesar flickerman impression. “hellomy nameiscaesarflickerman. and this is MY COVER of espresso by my late greatgreatgreatgreat grandmother sabrina carpenter” (inspo: this fucking guy. this is exactly my type of humor bc i laughed so fucking hard at this when i first saw it i couldn’t breathe. anyway onto the rest of the post)

• because alt/goth annie owns my heart, she is making get ready with mes that are completely silent save for the pitter patter of her feet (inspo: malloryheartsyou). however one day she drops a five hour analysis on her fav piece of media and everyone freaks out over the sound of her voice

• brutus and gloss are the token guy best friends that everyone is weird about who sit in their rooms and watch stupid movies and give even stupider commentary

• cashmere is doing a little bit of everything! baking, makeup, sewing you name it. i feel like when she’s not in the capitol she just tries to stay busy (inspo: mia maples! love her our diy queen)

• glimmer THRIVES on doing shorts on how she thrift flips her clothes into something y2k inspired. she also makes questionable items into the cutest items ever (inspo for last part: this fashionista original diva. love her southern twang)

• clove is doing her makeup while telling crazy fucking stories “yeah he cheated on me—“ *checks her lipgloss, dabs at the excess “—so i drove his car off a cliff. while he was in it. i am excellent with a snorkel”

• cato is saying something stupid as fuck for views + comments. “isn’t it crazy how there isn’t a single color that starts with an O and ends with a E?” “women have it one day out of the year, but men have it all the time. what is it?” “there are no words that rhyme with pillow”

• johanna would have a podcast talking about various conspiracy theories like she believes them. sometimes finnick joins her and he continues the bit

• beetee is just straight up matpat. i dont think i have to link him but specifically his fnaf era. idk something about him making passionate youtube videos defending arguments he didn’t even believe with his life is just very young adult beetee to me that guy would be contrarian just for the sake of it

[mercymermaid]

dark remains dark remains dark remains dark remains (spoiler alert)

my live reaction + ramble

GRIHERFGIUSEFHIUSVRIUGFESBUIVIUBGBIUVBVBJV

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first off, live reaction, copy and pasted:

DARK REMAINNSS IGHGHGHGHGHGHRUTHGHFHFHF

okay they changed the actor for lizzy but that’s okay that’s okay

a little off-put by the voice-over for the stuff between songs but that’s okay

MATPAT SONG MATPAT SONG HE SINGS AFTON SINGS I’M OSIDBGGJKFKHHKJHGKUDFHGKUBHKUFDBHFKDBJDNKJDBNKJDNJ

“… or you can marinate to death in a trash can. Not even I can make that sound cool.”

GLITCHTRAP ISN’T INDESCTRUCTIBLE RAAAAAG

also the afton angst is wild not him singing about how insane he is

PUPPET TO THE RESCUE AUGHHHHH I MISSED POOKIE

“UNCLE WILLIAM REALLY LIKES RABBITS” THINK LIZZY TIHKN HONEY

also rip alexandra we loved you o7

i love just how non-canon this entire mess is this is an entirely different fnaf universe like dsaf

like alexandra and eggs (miyh and gz) sharing the Benedict last name, lizzy (wol) being afton’s niece but also being siblings with eggs, this is all such a web (of lies) i love itttt

afton being a psycho >>>>> “furry, one eye, RAAGAGAHAHAGFGDHEHAHSGD-👹”

LET’S GO SECOND CHAINSAW DEATH WOOOHOOOOOOOOO

NOOOO YOU CANNOT LEAVE ME ON THAT CLIFFHANGER FUCKT YOTURHUIUGIUBIRSLTgzre

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anyway now my after-thoughts

dark remains (the song) actually slaps, i am so so glad they finally let matpat go true theater kid and actually sing (although his acting is genuinely amazing, he in actually one of my favorite aftons) (I’VE RUN ALL OUT OF PATIENCE TO TAKE IT ON THE CHIN, SO NOW THE WORLD IS PAYING FOR MY SINS is a banger fucking lie)

his part jumpscared me because he was the last person i expected to sing, also he sings a lot lower than i thought he would

still cackling about how he’s still on board considering that this is literally as divergent from actual fnaf as something like dsaf, but that’s the magic of it, it’s completely it’s own story

i didn’t really like how random encounters did voice overs for some of the speaking scenes but then the others weren’t voice overs? i liked it voice over-less but be consistent 🙏🙏

i really hope they bring back older characters for the last few parts, i wanna see eggs (cg5), nate, mark, and aj/purple guy in one room (yes eggs and aj are dead but it’s fnaf let’s be so honest)

actually speaking of the timeline is so confusing - is blood and tears and everything after that a prequel to the original fnaf musical? because isn’t the pizzeria burnt down and the animatronics work at the news place? i feel like this has been mentioned before and i’m stupid enough to forget (if this is true, we’re not getting any aj, nate, or mark content as their characters)

that would make aj’s death the second chainsaw death rather than the board director’s death

okay yeah no everything being a prequel would make sense since bb dies as well in the original musical, same with springtrap (btw poor guy didn’t deserve to be marinated #justiceforspringtrap)

the interview with alexandra was actually so sick she genuinely looks so asylumy, rest in pieces bro (i need to rewatch monster in your head)

lizzy bonding with bb tho 🫶🫶 wait until she sees what happens to him in the musical

that technician disguise was extremely realistic guys you guys are awesome (pls don’t hang yourself)

also the fucking “are you ready for freddy” and the stuff we’d pull with fnaf movie memes was amazing

that cliffhanger wants me dead and i’m not forgiving random encounters until they release the next part

time to go rewatch all the musicals and also the bloopers because those are the best thing on earth

[cel-aerion]

Oh and re: those last posts, I am happy to report that I am only somewhat unhinged over MatPat's character in the First Nights at Freddy's musical.

Like I'm sorry but you can't present me with a smirky villain and then also let him sing, and expect me to be normal about it.

[insane4fandoms]

This is the last time I get to come to your askbox and tell you about FNAFTM :( Anyways First Night is out and it was so good!

Everything about what I’m about to say will contain

SPOILERS

Because I’m going feral

He’s just standing there

MENACINGLY

I’ll say it again, I really love Matpat’s singing voice. As a theater kid, I can tell how much fun he had dancing around and being silly

CG5 MY MAN

Afton lore expanded 🤨 also Mad is getting reeeeaaaallll sensual with that mask calms down bro no one is wearing that (but me-)

(Insert time skip cuz why not lol)

FUCK HIM UP LIZZIE JAM IT IN HIS HEAD

No Baby, the classic misunderstanding trope 😭 don’t hurt each other.

I actually grew attached to Baby why you gotta get rid of her RRRRAAAAHHH

Wow what a happy ending :D wait why is there still a few minutes left D:

LIZZIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FREDDY MY POOR BABY HE SOUNDS SO SAD

Nate go comfort the children their parental guardian died

ROBOT HANDS MADPAT ROBOT HANDS MADPAT ROBOT HANDS MADPAT ROBOT HANDS MADPAT ROBOT HANDS MADPAT ROBOT HANDS MADPAT ROBOT HANDS MADPAT ROBOT HANDS MADPAT

Everything is coming together gang, He looks so menacing it’s hot- WHO SAID THAAAAT

[i-amtransexual]

aromantic grace chastity may be a headcannon to you but it is real to me and i will prove it through ✨lyric analysis✨

Dirty Girl

Example 1

Grace and Max: Won't you love me like you don't care? Grace: I don't care about you!

while this does reflect that she doesn't particularity like him in general, apart form the whole sex thing ya know, i am choosing it to read as she does not romantically care about him, especially seeing as she says that right after they sing "won't you love me." need i say more.

Example 2

Grace and Max: I think I'm loving you more than I should

For Grace, this is reflecting her sexual desires, like the whole oh god am i really having premarital sex this is going further than i should ever go oh no, the whole religious guilt thing going on.

For Max, i think this is reflective of Grace being more than someone he wants to hook up with, it's revealing he is loving her, more than he normally does in a relationship, he's got a proper crush on her and that having romatic feelings last this long is new to him. <-- literally zero evidence about that i'm just doing a bat-shit theory matpat style now

Grace: You got my judgement all muddy and cloudy

religious guilt vs. her normal sexual desires, FIGHT! it's already against her judgement to have sex before marriage, but i'm sure tied in there is the feelings of she doesn't even know this guy that well, does she even have a crush?and yet she knows she does want to fuck him, which when you're raised with the whole you don't have sex until you are married, you don't marry someone unless you're in a proper committed relationship, you love the person you date but the reason you date is for the express purpose of marrying them, feeling like Grace shes willing to skip a few steps but also thinks it is sinful would cause a lot of inner turmoil.

Example 3

Max: But your dirty girl soup- Max and Grace: got me hungry for more / But my dirty girl soup Max and Grace: Than that... / got you hungry for more

I shall now provide a badly edited video with captions because "CC (auto-generated)" do not work smh.

........ i think we just all need to take a moment because HOLY FUCK MAN, I'M SO ABNORMAL ABOUT THESE TWO

i'm taking the "more than that.." to mean he really likes her like, wow dude, more than sexual attraction this guy is full romo, head over heels big fat crush on Grace. adorable.

HOWEVER, i'm also taking their decision to not have Grace repeat his statement of "more than that", with "that" referring to sexual attraction, to mean that she has ABSOLUTELY NO ROMANTIC INTEREST.

And with that, i rest my case.

SHE'S ARO LET'S GOOOOOOO

[thepisserrrrrr]

i watched the fnaf movie last night and all i can really say is holy shit oh my god fucking hell i need to watch it again and again

im not even a fnaf fan. i dont know any lore (except for the real common knowledge stuff) and fnaf has never been an interest of mine but it was SO good and the audience made it so fun. everyone cheered when it started, at the first scene (with Foxy ykyk), matpat, coryxkenshin, anytime an animatronic disappeared or moved in the security cameras, the william afton scene, when a character from the franchise was introduced, 'i always come back', and everyone was singing along to the song in the credits

it was SO fun. movie and fnaf fans 10/10 you guys are fucking awesome it made the experience so much more awesome i actually love people sometimes

[herbs-and-spices-and-flowers]

Youtube Fanfic Comment; with Scarlett P.

@scarlettparker1528

 @solidonseraindogthetenth1679  Oh. I still like them.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  So do I. That's why I write fanfictions.

@scarlettparker1528

 @solidonseraindogthetenth1679  gaaaaaasp I also write fanfiction! I got a list of 28 different fandoms I am reading fanfiction for, and several of which I am also writing fanfiction for. What kinds of fanfiction do you write?

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  Well. there's last kids on earth if they had a faerie poet. TMNT if they had a magic little sister. If Harry Potter had a twin. Loads and loads of crossovers and of coarse, if Dr Phantom had a clone, if Charlie had a blind student and if those two kids had a faerie friend who freezes things.

 @solidonseraindogthetenth1679  (static)

(No can't show you guys right now) @scarlettparker1528

 @solidonseraindogthetenth1679  Also-ly, I am pleased to hear someone else knows about the Last Kids on Earth fandom (books and Netflix series).

 @scarlettparker1528  so cool. I've got others too.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  Cool.

Lucy Potter: "How did you get here, Malfoy?"

Draco: "Oh. I guessed your password. And since you didn't change it, I've been coming here ever since." Harry: "Do I know what your password is?"

Lucy: "Nev is awesome 3 2 1. Same since he first stood up to us.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

@scarlettparker1528

 @solidonseraindogthetenth1679  Well, dang, now I've spit out my water.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

BBH: "Ok kiddos. Just stay there, and I'll be right back with the muffins." Skeppy: "Hey kids. I have a challenge for you!" BBH: "Skeppy, I did not take these children under my wing so that you can have them hunt down Techno." Techno didn't get killed obv. But he did get some ideas from them.

@scarlettparker1528

 @solidonseraindogthetenth1679  I shouldn't be surprised there's a fanfiction collection for Dream SMP, but somehow I am. I should totally read some.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  Ok. Here's my list of things I make fanfictions about. Last Kids on Earth Shiloh and Bros DSMP TMNT The things we found on Youtube LMK Amulet FNAF Anything MatPat covers Chronicles of Narnia Harry Potter And I can't think of what else.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  I also made this other fanfiction where Techno, Wilbur and Tommy were off to civil war. So Phil would wander the seashore to think and one day he finds an unconscious boy on the shore. He takes him in and when the boy wakes up, he freaks out because his seal coat is gone. Phil tries to calm him down, but the kid insists that he can't go home without his seal coat. Phil learns that the kid's name is Siegel, and that he was "from the sea". Phil notices some strange behavior with Siegel. One, he is always searching for his seal coat. Two, he goes out to the shore at night to sing and insists there's a choir signing with him and hoping for his return home. Third, two seals were killed and Siegel wept for them, saying they were his brothers, Gaelic and Teir. Many people suspected that the kid was a selkie. But Phil did not believe in selkies until he saw Siegel turn into one after getting his seal coat back and jumping into the water.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  Technoblade: "I've heard of nations that fought over a queen. But a nation that is fighting over a group of children? THIS IS RIDICULOUS!"

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

BBH: "Everyone says I'm a demon." One of the 3 kids: "You're not a demon. Demons are bad spirits who demand worship. You're too nice and modest."

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  When Lillith Afton gets hit with an elf spear. Elf Guard: "How come you're not dead?" Lillith: removes spear from chest and laughs Elf Guard: freaks out and leaves Lillith: "What's wrong? Don't you want your spear back? Don't you want your spear back?! DON'T YOU WANT YOUR SPEAR BACK?!"

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

@scarlettparker1528  Ok.....Hmmmmm........ Emily: "How many dead people are there?" Lillith: "Well. There's me and my siblings." Amber(Corpse child): "There's me too." Emily: "Ok. So five. Unless there are more people dead and here still."

@scarlettparker1528

 @solidonseraindogthetenth1679  O mah goodness these are gold

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  I'm glad I made you happy.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  When there's an explosion in the lab. Dr. Phantom: "......Look. This is a mistake a lot of scientists make. No shame in that, but." Then he puts his hands on Bluefire and Blackwater's heads. Dr. Phantom: "There is one mistake you DID make that very few scientists make. Very few." The two clones: "What?" Dr. Phantom: "You forgot your safety goggles, silly!"

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

Shiloh and Bros Crossover! A meeting gets called The crewmates: "Where?" Shiloh: "Somebody took the flower pots and dumped it all over the floor!" Everyone: GASP Dr. Phantom: "What is going on here?" Charlie: "I am as confused as you are."

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  Charlie: "Look we like kids, but we're looking for help." Peter: "But we're the help." Charlie: "ok. How are you going to help?" Peter: takes out his sword Charlie: "Eh, you don't want to do that, kid." Peter: "Ok. Edmund, you have a shot at this."

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

 @scarlettparker1528  Jack: "There is always a bright side to zombie apocalypses! Hey, Anni. You have unique and colorfully ideas. Why do don't you come up with one." Annike: "Abortion won't be a thing anymore because the population went down. So a; abortion won't be a good idea, and b; there will be less people who insist on it." Jack: "How was this in your head?" Annike: "People thought abortion was a good idea. With zombie reborn," Jack: "Ok, one ,say apocalypse. Apocalypse. Is that hard to say? And two, you tend to think of evil things." Annike: "Ok, I think I'm catching a hint that you're getting uncomfortable from this. Want me to stop?" Jack: "Yes. Please." Annike: "And as for your other question, I don't like it when words get misused. Society ruins the English language for me. Apocalypse means revelation. This may be a revelation, but it's also the world being reborn if you think about it."

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

When Sun and Rose decide to Annoy Moon Both: Oh are you sleeping, Moony! Oh are you sleeping, Moony! It's funny because it's Moon's job to put people to sleep.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

When Dr. Phantom is Chasing Judah Nelson Judah: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Dr. Phantom: "Hey, get back here! I'm going turn you into an experiment!" Judah: "NEVER! Take my anti ghost spray!" squirt squirt Dr. Phantom: "What was that stuff?!" Judah: "Oh. That was actually cologne." Dr. Phantom: "That stuff is chemically dangerous in a lab. I'm confiscating that!" Judah: "NEVER! YOU'RE A GHOST! I CAN'T LISTEN TO THE GHOST WHO'S GIONG TO THROW ME OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The chase continues.

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679

Stop talking about Lady Catherine De'bourg or draw 25

Mr. Collins:

[lilajeanbasener]

I WAS TAGGED!! *blows kiss to Aries*

Last song: On YT , "Kuusou Mesorogii" by Yousei Teikoku (Future Dairy theme song) and on Spotify, "Ms. New Booty" by Bubba Sparxx- BUT that's only because PauseUnPause & VintageBeef started singing it in a Team Canada video and my sister, brother, and I were curious and looked it up!!

Favorite colour: PINK

Currently watching: Matpat's play through of Security Breach (my sister watched through it and loved it so we are watching it together now, haha)

Spicy/Savory/Sweet: Savory, I take fries over a cookie any day, and I love meat (sorry vegetarians, I do love animals, I'm in vet school right now!)

Relationship status: Enjoying my single years! Working on myself and preparing for the day when I meet my nerdy hubby~

Current obbsessions: IT CHANGES EVER DAY! ADHD LOL! But currently, anything Akatsuki. I just LOVE that villian group from Naruto, how they role together and how epic their individual archs are, been rewatching all of them. I'm going to work on Hidans and Kakuzu now-THE ZOMBIE COMBO! *making many edits*

< Akatsuki theme plays in the background>

(I'm not that good at Tumblr so I don't have many people to tag, but I got a few =)

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Nine people i'd like to get to know better:

Tagged by: @bell-of-indecision, thank you so much for tagging me <3

Last Song: Gmfu by Odetari,6arelyhuman

Favourite colour: Dark red, violet, pink

Currently watching: Death note, ep6

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Relationship status: Single

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[meanya]

If you missed any or all of the Unus Annus livestream, here's a summary of every hour:

~11 hours out: The channel name could've been Annus Singulos (they decided on Unus Annus at a Buffalo Wildwing)

They always planned on it ending on Friday the 13th NOT the 15th (@ MatPat)

The dude who interrupted the sex toys video was not a mailman, he was just some guy. He did not comment on the sex toy stuff.

~10 hours out: They look at memes. Mark "hook car batteries up to my nipples and I'll say yes every time" Fischbach is NOT a masochist, he just wants to know what it feels like to be hit by a car

Frank!!! Frank!!!!!!!

Ethan is going to marry the microphone clip on his shirt

Dollar Shave Club never got back to them about a sponsorship

The workers including the actress in the escape room actually enjoyed having Mark and Ethan doing their shtick there

~9 hours out: Vincent the editor made a best of his edits throughout the videos, it was beautiful, it was mostly just clips of dying

He also wrote them a WHOLE DAMN ORIGINAL SONG!!! IN A WEEK!! About stopping the clock!!! He rapped!

Marcus the editor did a funny edits-roll as well, it was brilliant

~8 hours out: Rachel shows her edits roll! Some of the funniest clips in the whole series!

A comment they read: Mark can do any of his edgy project ideas now and that's terrifying.

Mark: Just wait til you see my next project.

Their merch manager had to buy a 4th warehouse to produce all the merch that had been ordered

If anyone sees Unus Annus pictures or any reminiscence of it in the future and are asked where it's from we are supposed to respond with "You wouldn't get it 🙄"

~7 hours out: they complain more about enema water gun

They re-watch the Pepper spray video. Mark talked about how he thinks about the pain whenever he sees videos of riotors/protestors getting sprayed. Everyone in chat chanted “BLM” and “ACAB” for a few minutes.

Lixian the editor had his edit reel played (”They make em (the people) pretty in Portugal”)

Mark was salty at Youtube because they claimed they didn’t make billboards for YouTube shows and hence, wouldn’t make a billboard for A Heist With Markiplier, but then later made one for James Charles’ show

Mark presented Amy with a BRAND NEW BUG WATCH 😭

Amy: No nothing on their (Youtube’s) Twitter, they’re not talking about it (Unus Annus)

Mark: Guess it’s not important enough...

Amy: They’re too busy tweeting about “World Kindness Day”

Mark: Oh yeah Friday the 13th 2020 wOrLd KiNdNeSs DaY

~6 hours out: Ethan compares the channel dying to putting down a dog. Things get serious for a beat, people in chat start crying.

They look at fanart for a while, Mark criticizes it like an asshole

They watch Pink Trombone again.

Mark and Ethan guarantee that after the channel is gone they will not forget about it. Mark also permits people to make creations / art after Unus Annus is deleted.

~5 hours out: They re-watch Pee Sauna, dying inside all the way.

DJ Burt Blackarach surprises them with a cake and champagne.

Chat is flooded with “❤🧡💛💚💙💜” messages for a while

Looking at memes again, Mark confirms that the noises that the radio made in SCP Amy were 100% just the radios, not them, making the sounds. They still don’t know why they made those sounds.

Mark and Ethan beg for 1mil like in order to see what’s actually in the Unus Annus casket. They might even lay down in it.

~4 hours out: We find out that in the Children’s Games in Total Darkness video, the weird shot of them both in a trance staring into the phone screen was actually just them trying to adjust their eyes back to normal light and it wound up looking super cool.

Vincent’s highlight reel is played again while everyone takes a break, supposedly there is a “surprise” to be revealed soon.

A tattoo artist named Danielle comes on the set, Ethan says he’s going to get an Unus Annus tattoo live.

~3 hours out: More fanart. Mark admits that after this ends, he’s probably never going to wear his suit ever again, he might bury it. (There’s not much room left in his backyard)

Mark talks Danielle the tattoo artist’s ear off about how wholesome and educational and not cursed the channel was.

Mark and Ethan then do a full 180 and confess to Danielle all their sins; cooking with sex toys, pee sauna, pee life straws, the pee soda idea, drilldo, etc.

Amy: (while Eef’s getting tattooed) “Mark, he’s choosing to spend his last day in pain. And you’re not!”

Mark: (looking at a picture of a tattoo) How long do you think that tattoo would take?

Danielle: Probably 3 hours.

Mark: 3 HOURS?!?! That’s more time than we have to live!!

Alex, Mark’s trainer, made them a euology video. It was like a LORE-filled poem made of secret callbacks to the titles of past videos.

Ethan’s tattoo is done, it is a “ 00:00:00 “ on his left arm.

Stevie who runs the merch shop makes a guest appearance. He self descirbes as “tired and sad and a little tipsy.” He seems both grateful and dead inside. He says he’s going to do a matching tattoo with Ethan.

Mark admits he was planning on not doing merch originally, but he’s glad he changed his mind.

~2 hours out: They talk about behind the scenes of Hee hoo. The reason Mark’s still wearing high socks during this video is because of all the burs so he doesn’t scrape up his legs. Amy wrote the whole end credits story about Ethan meeting Michelle Obama and dying a tyrant.

Mark never got to watch Ethan kidnaps Mark, so they watch it.

They watch The Truth about Unus Annus, Amy surprises Mark with a white tophat. #Mark’sNewHat (it’s an extra large)

Mark and Eef make their last tweets as Unus and Annus

Mark got cool Unus Annus custom pocket watches for Ethan and Amy

~1 hour out: Things get serious. Mark and Ethan private the Unus Annus Instagram (so that no one else can take the Unus Annus handle) and delete all the posts.

Mark proposes that Amy be the one to hit the delete button at the end of the channel. They agree to do it together.

They hit 1 million likes. They open the coffin. There’s nothing in the coffin, but the inside is very pretty, split-colors silk. They take turns laying in it for the first time with the door shut. It’s comfy. Even Amy tries laying in it.

Mark says a short eulogy for Eef as Eef does for Mark. They both say a eulogy for Amy. They all get choked up. The coffin is now called the Cry Box.

They delete the Unus Annus Twitter. They set the Subreddit to private. Apparently there were no mods on that subreddit except Mark.

Mark finally confessed to Amy that he punched a hole in the wall. Amy was there when it was being patched up, but she forgives him anyway.

They play The Barrel and sing along. They thank their team. They thank the audience.

Amy comes down. They all put their hands on the computer. “Unus Annus."

Mark: "See you on the other side."

Ethan: "See you on the other side."

they click delete. The channel is gone forever. Memento mori.

[inklyqueen]

Jimmy Crystal's Criminal Offenses

Incase anybody needed it for fanfic/headcanon or other purposes

Also this is a really long post

We essentially all know what he did, ok, but if you got here somehow out of nowhere, beware, there's spoilers for Sing 2 in this.

Topic Warning: Attempted Murder, Verbal Abuse mentions, Kidnapping,

Also disclaimer I am not a lawyer or a legal counsel, I grew up off of MatPat and I learned his research tricks, so this is all based on research.

For those with zero context, Sing 2 puts the main theatre group from Sing (2016) (Buster Moon, Johnny, Meena, Gunter, Ash, and Mrs. Crawley *yes Mike the asshole mouse is absent) in Redshore City, which is essentially fictional Las Vegas, Nevada, USA. They go in an attempt to get signed on with Crystal Entertainment, basically a talent agency, run by Jimmy Crystal. Now Jimmy is obviously picky here. He upright denied a horse that got through her opening piano and sang "Hello" and was instantly denied, probably because of the song choice, but who knows.

Not even joking.

So The Mane Six™ show up unannounced and sneak in for an audition because they're told by the talent scout they're not "good enough," and you got Buster who won't take that for an answer, and of course, they're rejected. Jimmy monologues about how he wants a new and big idea, and Gunter starts talking about his idea for a Space Musical. That hooks Jimmy in, they sing a Bono song to roll with it, and AGAIN, somehoW NOT LEARNING HIS LESSON FROM THE LAST TIME, Buster lies and says he knows Clay Calloway, an old singer who vanished after his wife passed from an illness. Nobody knows where this dude is.

Why am I going through this part of the movie? Because it's part of Jimmy's criminal offense list.

Jimmy immediately "green lights" the group and says he wants the show ready in three weeks. He's paying for all of the props, stage set, costumes, labour, etc etc, so obviously he justifiably says "Don't do anything to embarrass me."

Buster says, "I won't let you down, sir."

Crystal responds, "Better not, or I'll throw you off the roof."

And this isn't jokingly. This is in Buster's face, brows knit and everything. Buster is visibly fearful but laughs nervously anyway.

Everyone in the theatre group is there to witness this, including Jimmy's security, his assistant Jerry, and the talent Agent Suki.

This is the FIRST offense that we know of.

As the movie goes on, Jimmy's threats become more severe. He calls Buster out on his lie about knowing Calloway (his lawyers spoke with Calloway's lawyers, which is fine), and Jimmy again reminds him that he will throw him off the roof if he doesn't have Calloway on set within the week.

This is twice now that he's made this direct, verbal threat.

Jimmy uses his power over Buster to put his daughter Porsha in the leading role of the musical, and later, Buster tries to give her a different role. Porsha overreacts, thinks she's being fired, and storms off to tell her father.

This makes headlines in the celebrity news world, and Jimmy is enraged, not because his daughter was ridiculed, but because he's facing public humiliation. He makes a point of saying that everyone in the world now thinks that he "has a talentless excuse for a daughter" (paraphrasing), and makes no attempt to console his daughter who is sobbing in his office.

This is the last straw to Jimmy, who calls Buster to his office again. Buster tries to explain himself, but isn't given the chance, and literally grabs Buster, carries him to the balcony, and is about to drop him over the fenceline when his assistant, Jerry, comes in and reminds him of his TV appearance with a talk show. "Maybe it's best we put a pin in this for now, sir?"

More on Jerry in a minute, but this is Jimmy's first attempted murder of Buster Moon.

Buster is then locked in a closet, and later let out by Suki, and is told that he needs to get out of town ASAP. Which is what Buster immediately sets off to do, and calls the gang together to pack up their things.

Jerry comes into Jimmy's office a little later, finds Buster is gone, and immediately calls Jimmy, who orders two of his security men to find the gang and keep them in the hotel until Jimmy can finish the job. Jimmy's on the talk show talking trash about the gang, and there's the usual inspirational "He can't bully us out of this show" and they decide to put the show on "whether Crystal likes it or not." This counts as trespassing technically but that's not important here.

There's a pursuit, they sneak back in to the theatre, and even get his daughter Porsha on board.

Of course the second Buster announces this musical to patrons at Crystal's convention center/hotel/theatre (the dudes got money what did you expect), the manager calls Jerry, who goes to get his boss, and they immediately go to the theatre to shut Buster down.

During this, Jimmy manages to grab hold of Buster again, takes him up to a landing via a service elevator backstage, and literal quote, "I can do whatever I want," throws him off the landing (Buster's a koala so literally throws) and if Rosita hadn't jumped with her bungee cord/harness thing (words) she wouldn't have caught him in time to save him.

Jimmy is grabbed by Johnny's dad (a literal gorilla twice his size), and by the end of the movie, he's walking out in handcuffs after his casting agent called the cops.

This is the second attempt on Buster's life.

With all of this in mind, that's:

Two counts of attempted murder

Two counts of criminal verbal threats

Possibly a count of kidnapping by locking him in the closet

And probably a couple counts of blackmailing if he's got a whole group of people that know he's made murder threats and didn't report it (but I won't count that here because it's speculation)

So now Jimmy's in a holding cell, most likely doesn't have the chance to pay bail money to get out because he's considered a "risk to public safety," (specifically Buster's and the rest of the gang), and is going through criminal court trials. He's gonna have a good lawyer, no doubt, dudes got money, but at the end of the day, sometimes a really good defense attorney doesn't change the fact that there are twelve fucking witnesses (the additional being Clay Calloway, Johnny's father and his groupies, a choreographer that was hired on by Johnny, and yes I'm counting Ryan the tiger in this too) to you attempting to murder this Koala by throwing him from a high place. Plus the off chance that anyone in the audience saw Rosita rushing to jump off the landing with her harness and bungee cord to catch something falling and drop it backstage safely.

So let's say that the hearings have been done, the closing arguments are complete, and the jury moves to deliberate on whether or not Jimmy is guilty of attempted murder.

I'd assume all of the theatre group testify as witnesses for the prosecutioner, including Suki, Clay, and Ryan, and they've all given statements under oath.

Based on information for the state of Nevada (since Redshore is a fictional Las Vegas):

It can be charged as a misdemeanor to verbally threaten someone's life in which the victim actually feared the threat would be carried out, from 6 months to 2-15 years in prison, and possible fines to the court

A conviction for attempted murder (category B because no poison was used) in Nevada can carry 2-20 years in prison, 22-40 since he attempted this twice

A conviction of kidnapping with intent to murder (I'm counting it as kidnapping because he locked Buster in a closet against his will) (category A felony) is Kidnapping in the first degree. If the victim sustains substantial injuries (inflicted by captor for example) can carry life in prison without parole (a chance to get out of prison early) at the highest form punishment, the lowest 40 years with the chance of parole after 15 years

Since Buster didn't sustain any injuries (besides a metaphorical heart attack maybe), the sentencing can range from 15 to life in prison, with a chance of parole

It seems to me that Jimmy has committed this kind of act before, as in murdering someone for making him look bad, lying, etc, since Porsha makes a comment about how none of them, including her, his own daughter, are safe from Jimmy. He most likely managed to get any prior 'incidents' covered up as a s****de.

But since this isn't confirmed, we're not gonna count it here.

Since there's no actual trial, judge or jury, this is also speculation since there's the annoying off chance that he can get acquitted for this crap. It's a very low chance, but it's a chance.

So, in the Courtroom of moi, I could say pretty confidently he would be charged with two attempts first degree murder, at least one count of verbal threatening or harassment, and one count first degree kidnapping with intent of murder.

That can add up to 140 years in prison at the maximum, not even touching his chance at parole.

Oh, and as for Jerry, he's up for aiding/abetting 1st degree kidnapping, misprision of felony (failing to report his boss's attempted murder/Kidnapping to the police even though he knew about it), and aiding/abetting attempted murder.

In Nevada, the kidnapping charge for Jerry would be the same, he'd still be up for life in prison. Misprision of felony can carry up to three years in prison. Aiding/abetting attempted murder can go up to 15 years in prison. At maximum punishment, that's 118 years in prison.

Oh no, he ain't getting out of this one either.

In other words, both of them could go away for life, though I think Jerry could be eligible for parole at some point down the line. As for Jimmy, could see him uh- casually acting all goody two shoes to get parole when he's eligible and then violating his parole (leaving the state, not checking with the parole officer, violating a restraining order that I'm pretty damn sure Buster files, etc) to try to finish the job. Wouldn't put it past him

This doesn't touch any argument the defence teams could've made, I just summarized a possible outcome of all of this. Hope this was a bit informative :3

[florenceisfalling]

I used to watch Matpat a lot when I was younger but I kinda stopped after a while. But I know he ruined a lot of fandoms. Just don't really know how.

Also hi- I watched all your YouTube videos after you said you weren't getting a lot of retention and I love your singing voice.

i used to watch him a lot too! no shame in that.

the thing that drives me absolutely bonkers on how he effects fandoms isn't just because he's often inaccurate, but because matthew patthew can put out the most basic idea possible and get tons of attention for it, and people who are actually passionate about the material and have been for years get brushed aside. because matpat has so many viewers, his belief even if disproved becomes the most commonly accepted and often even is considered canon. there isn't conversation and discussion and creativity among fans when this sort of thing happens - whereas if you go into a fandom untouched by matrick patrick or other big names, you usually find more variation between theories and fun engagement between fans all contributing their own ideas.

but thats just my thoughts on the matter! i do have to give him credit for some of the attention he brings to smaller indie games and stuff like that :")

as for the last thing thANK YOU SO MUCH?? that is the sweetest thing ever, i really appreciate it!! i will hopefully have more stuff on my channel soon, making videos makes me really happy even if im super slow at it :3 seriously tysm <3

[reunalordi]

okay so is it or is it not mark singing the last goodbye song? because when i first heard it i thought it was like the gregory brothers or something because it really didn't sound like mark and now that i've listened to it a couple more times it still doesn't really sound like mark. there's parts where it kinda sounds like him but there's way more parts where that's not the case. there's a part where the singer sounds like matpat. the voice of the singer is really throwing me off

[fandomgodmother420]

Not to be a matpat kinnie but uhhh

Anyways I have this theory I call the DSMPCU

I don’t know how to describe it without sounding insane but I GOTTA TALK ABOUT IT MAN so I’m gonna try my best to be coherent okay here goes-

So Passerine right we all know it we all love it and for this theory to work we’re gonna say it’s cannon. That means that a LOT of other stuff gets to also he cannon now, because in passerine it’s confirmed that these characters are the same people going through many many different timelines reincarnated. We know that one of these previous lives was the DreamSMP-but what about the others?

So Tommyinnits Unbeatable Method Of Avoiding Sudden Death right we all know it we all love it. Spoilers but the big twist at the end of tumoasd is that everything was created by Tommy’s subconscious as a final happy dream to help him cope with dying. It reminded me of passerine an uncanny amount to the point where I’m inclined to believe it’s set in the same universe. I think that while passerine was the last incarnation of these characters, tumoasd was the first.

So Clara rite, we all know her we all love her. C!Tommy’s real mother: the universe. (This was a theory that came from exile) Being the child of the universe has its perks and Tommy’s powers manifest as he makes these universes for himself. Clara the ever supportive parent provides him with a guide or form of protection to help hold each universe together. In Tumoasd for example, it’s Clementine (the fish he carry’s with him in a sprite bottle)

What the fuck am I on about?

To make a long fuckin story short I think that Tommy’s subconscious makes universe after universe in witch he and his family and friends are happy and safe. Every incarnation causes them to become a little more-real. Nobody ever remembers the universes before them, except-for Dream.

Dream remembers everything and is fully aware of what’s going on. He follows Tommy throughout the universes, pulling strings just to see what they do, and attempts to gain control of the story being told. To use tumoasd as an example again he was the one who gave Cementine to Jack Manifold.

What does this mean in the context of the DSMP

By the time the dsmp roles around even Tommy has forgotten what’s happening. All he has is a vauge sense of responsibility that he can’t explain, and an attachment to his gift from Clara-the discs. Dream of course, still remembers.

Things start off happy just as always, it’s Minecraft-nobody can die because they’ll just respawn. He’s with Wilbur and they’re singing Hamilton and living in a van and things are good, but Tommys mind is tired and that makes it easy for Dream to take control, especially after Tommy gives him the discs.

By the time pogtopia happens control has shifted from Tommy-to Dream and the universe changes. Suddenly deaths have meaning, wounds are more painful, people let the darkest sides of themselves make their decisions.

Dream isn’t satisfied though, he knows that Tommy still has a sliver of a hold on the universes fabric and he wants all the power to himself, he becomes obsessed with controlling Tommy-because whoever controls Tommy controls everything. It’s fun watching how Tommy’s torment effects the world around him-hell it’s fun watching Tommy’s torment in general. When Dream kills Tommy and brings him back to life without the universe ever changing, he realizes he has total control “I’m a god”

People other than Dream slowly start to realize what’s going on-thats why so much derealization is happening, but it doesn’t matter because they’ll forget when the next universe rolls around.

What does this mean in the context of Passerine? How does it all end?

Dream has as much fun as he can, but he doesn’t have Tommy’s power and he’s even more weak at the end of things then Tommy was (being tortured takes a lot out of a guy)

Dream makes a new universe to torment Tommy, one where Phil abandons him and his mother dies, one where Techno is a monster and Wilbur is crushed under the pressures of power and goes mad from it-one where he and Tubbo never even meet. Some of that comes true but a lot of it doesn’t, because now the characters have been reincarnated so many times that they’re not only their own people but they are people who are more powerful than Dream is. Tommy and Dream both die, but they aren’t needed to hold the universe together anymore, now it’s held together by its people. Who are just as real as they where before everything began.

ANYWAYS I REALLY WANT FICS ABOUT THIS AND CONTENT ABOUT THIS I FEEL LIKE IT EXPLAINS A LOT AND ITS ALSO SO COOL TO ME BECAUSE LIKE I CAN READ A FIC AND BE LIKE YEAH THATS CANNON PROBABLY

[cyber-flight]

Notes from the AHWM Explanation Livestream

This will be long, so fair warning! If you're on computer, you can press the spacebar to skip this post if you want!

There was CG smoke for the bomb

The last shot was running after the bomb goes off, filmed during the day

Many cursed images

(0:56 - Guns Blazing) November 5th = gunpowder treason & plot (a reference)

Ethan is the one yelling during the run

Helicopter/Car was filmed in a place formerly known as Spiderwoods (spiders, snakes, and bugs everywhere)

Mark's patented method to get rid of snakes is to tell them to fuck off

There was big black snake near the library

Chica snore-grumbles

Most of the choices were pretty evenly split in the video data

The guy who owned the field in Helicopter/Car also owned the helicopter

It was hard to get the cameraman to know that the camera is an interacting character

They filmed up to 10 pages a day

Prison was the first 2 days of shooting, as well as the part with the most characters/extras (12 people)

Mick gets typecasted in roles of authority

The Prison location is a functioning mental hospital

John was a Prisoner, first mate, and is a realtor IRL

There is no "why" to recording this to keep a broad audience and have fun after Mark was in a depression and made WKM

The Gregory Brothers / Schmoyoho made 2 renditions of I Don't Wanna Be Free (which is on Apple/iTunes/Spotify)

The musical was a production/recording nightmare on the 2nd day

They had 20 minutes max. to learn each segment; they had a choreographer helping them learn the dances

The original vocals didn't have the accent

Mark had to do the vocals, acting, blocking, etc. in 30 mins

Mick was supposed to cross frame during the top-hats-part, but they had already recorded it; the producers weren't comfortable telling Mark "no" yet, so they had Amy do it

The smashed bricks were styrofoam; Mark was typed to a rope that was pulled

The director of photography was Phillip J Roy; he took a pay cut to work on this project

Yancy's sleeve tattoo is the whole map again

Yancy's tattoos are Tiny Box Tim and Mark/Dark across his knuckles; those were Makeup's ideas

The Musical was only 1/4 of a recording day

There was 3 work weeks of shooting (15 days)

Day By Dave made a remix

Yancy was named "Prison Mark" until the fight scene started to be made in post-production, where he needed a name; Mark liked Yancy and Amy was very against it originally

Yancy killed both of his parents; Mark knew people were gonna fall in love with him anyway

"Yancy stans, go, march on"

Yancy has an emoji bandaid

Heapass (canonically) makes an appearance in Thanks and also Yes Please; he had "Heapass" on a cast, but it was on the wrong side from the camera

Holt Boggs (the cell guard) is an amazing man; he was overqualified ("soft hands")

The cell was in a green-screen soundstage, so there was more improve

Yancy was supposed to be hidden in the ceiling or beside the bed, but under the bed turned out better; he's hidden under the bed the whole scene

The Red Gemini was the camera that they used for this project

Mark just runs off frame in Thanks and also Yes Please

The audio-only part was very convenient for filming and fitting for a 1st-person perspective

Yancy's talk at the gate was Mark real-acting & the late shot of the 1st day of filming, which made all of them realize that the project could actually work

Yancy WANTS to be in prison; he knows all the ways out - he'd leave if he wanted to

The items in the box are more representational achievements

Mark needs our help to promote AHWM, through liking the video(s), commenting good things, and spreading the project; the performance of this dictates the ability to make another similar project

Mark worked for FREE for 5 months, taking no cut of the budget for himself

"Yancy is just Prison Mark with amnesia" "There could be a time-skip there; it could work"

Robert Rex, "a god walking amongst mere morals;" has always wearing the same thing; Mark didn't know that he was going to do different accents

Amy is the hand with the feather-duster

The Warden's desk moves into the hallway after a smash-cut

Mick's line had to be rewritten so it can be ambiguous; you can only tell if you were looking

The Warden embodies "big strong hands," something Mark writes into dialogue a lot (along with "trust you me"); everytime he touches something it cracks (his desk, Yancy's shoulder)

Pulling stuff from behind Mark's back was on-the-spot

The dirt joke was a prop-person and Mark throwing buckets

Mark helped Holt Boggs make a short video

HOLT BOGGS

The truck in Prison was a one-take-wonder; they actually bashed the truck through the wall in a such a cartoony, perfect way

The Bob/Wade skit was a reference to Prop Hunt

Mark comparing the disappointment of people not liking the video to a cup of dirt under the Christmas tree

The lid to the sewer says "a heist with markiplier"

The sewer was in an actual sewer treatment plant, which took about a week of filming; some parts were flooded so they couldn't film there; this place was scheduled to be torn down

Mark forces us to choose the Light Tunnel first

Cranbersher, GrittySugar, and Lixian collaborated for the Light Tunnel; it was originally going to be live action with a green-screen and a pre-made raft; Cranberser offered when he had a 3-month break from other projects

Amy notes that Mark did a lot of "falling"

Mark had to carry a 200 pound man and a heavy camera rig to carry Y/N

There was poison ivy, snakes, spiders, etc. on the island

The Game Grumps voiced the aliens; Erin originally was meant to play the Warden & Danny was meant to play one of the guards

Many roles fluctuated due to scheduling

Getting abducted is a reference to ADWM ("not again!")

Mark loves MatPat's scenes and acting (Build a Shelter)

There were so many mosquitos near the Cave and the actors couldn't put on bug spray because they had to preserve their makeups

There was a giant hole in the Cave from which grasshoppers rained down

They were a mile into the cave; they weren't able to staff them for 3 days, so they recorded for 2 days and had fo cut some shots

The Cave freeze-frame was unscripted; the camera director didn't tell cut and it was too funny

The Hermit was originally supposed to be Jacksepticeye but scheduling errors were in the way

Mick was originally supposed to be Crazy Ed

When the sound-guy didnt have a sound effect, one of them riffed something at the mic and it was modulated to fit as best as possible

Mark's camera loses signal/battery power

Mark has done the hot-wire-while-moving in Car before (van videos)

The blue flash during Car is you from the future/another timeline

Mark was actually driving the car; someone flashed the blue light so it was a bit dangerous

Tyler and Ethan make appearances as Zombies

Tyler actually let Mark hit him with a rock

There was a dead beaver in the shed during the Zombie Apocalypse

The Zombie Apocalypse shots were in VERY hot weather

The barricaded front door but very open back door was intentional humour

Ethan's zombie handshake was thought up on the spot

Moe was the man screaming from the fire and zombie attack, making everyone behind the camera laugh

Rosanna Pansino sings opera & speaks Chinese

The Scientist had to be broken up (the cuts are in the gunshots)

243 is a chemical identification symbol in an actual laboratory, nothing meaningful to the plot

The code leads to the AHWM website

What's truly inside the box is the real timeline, which is the team making the project

The room where the monitor was in (Amy, script manager, etc.) was locked out and no one could see what was going on, only hear it through headsets

Mark threw 2 dummies (main video, Absolutely Not!)

Chica likes to climb through the cords underneath Mark's desk

The true/canon ending is For The Greater Good, which leads to ADWM

SodaPopIn hasn't really done this before, but he went with it because he was told Mark was nice; he continued even during harsh weather, many planes, and a long take/monologue

The sandwiches are a callback to ADWM

The montage endings were inspired by the ones Amy made for ADWM

There was never any time set aside to get photos for the montages, so they had to continuously get pictures

Catherine makes an appearance in the Warfstache bit

Warfstache is just a meta joke > you respond by writing in the comments as a survey, producer Catherine is more powerful than the video-editing, ringing the bell for notifications

They rented the same place for the Warfstache bit that they used to film all the other previous Warfstache bits

Dark inserts himself wherever he feels like being

There is charity (#TeamTrees) merch for each of the egos/Mark characters in this project (including the new ones)

Edge of Sleep's last episode aired yesterday (as of the stream - 6/11/19)

A "reverse" charity livestream is happening soon

The next project(s) are already in the works

SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT HEIST

Amy originally wasn't going to work on this project until they went to Texas; she became Creative Producer once Mark put himself into too many places

Iba originally auditioned for the man in the burning truck, but his voice was so good he became the seer/guide

The project has been "cooking" since May

The next project would be a completely different project, not a continuation

SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT HEIST

Regular uploads start again tomorrow (7/11/19)

[zecoritheweirdone]

24 30 3

24 — can you dance? sing?

dancing is a heck no,,, singing? mmaybe..? i like to sing sometimes, when ‘m alone, but i wouldn’t say ‘m good at it.

30 — if you had to dye your hair an unnatural color right now, what would you choose?

you know that color that’s just the right amount of blue and green? yeah that one. the only reason i’m not specifying the name is bc i’ve tried using so many different names to describe it and no one gets it,, ksnsksmsn.

3 — rant. just do it

i probably have so many things to rant about but now that it’s being specifically called out suddenly i can’t think of anything. uhhhhhh underhero is a really underrated game and i can’t believe that barely anybody knows about it that needs to change like someone get a popular youtuber to do a video of it and then maybe it’ll get the popularity it deserves. i’ve thought many times about attempting to tag like matpat in a post on twitter asking to at the very least check it out(maybe even do a theory on it who knows) but i chicken out bc 1) ‘m not even sure if he’ll see it and 2) the thought of even doing that gives me anxiety like what if ‘m bothering him or inconveniencing him in some way shape or form. ‘m not just thinking this bc he’s popular i do this with literally anybody i meet. if i happen to talk to you know that i spend a lot of time debating whether or not what i say for reasons i can not fathom. most of the time i probably won’t even talk unless you innitiate the conversation first. and other times i end up not replying bc i do not know what to say. if i do that pls know it’s not at all your fault, it’s just me being dumb. also unrelated to anything in this text block, i think people should be allowed to do certain things without being sent death threats or anonhate bc of it(unless it’s like really problematic then we have a different issue). like, dude, i just wanna draw this thing in peace, without worrying about whether or not someone will be a jerk about it, you know(unless, again, it’s problematic). k thanks just needed to get that last part off of my chest.