#at a time

[mysicklove]

me when ppl immediately assume all femdoms like to be called mommy 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞

[jewishcissiekj]

not to be a gatekeeper but comic wolverine fans should read the 189-issue (+annuals) ongoing series he had from 1988 to 2003. not because it's essential or really good or good at all but because it's 189 issues of logan being logan in the most logan way possible for too many issues so if you go through all that and still like him I have immense amounts of respect for you

[yoongisjuicebox]

I hate my brain. It ruins everything.

[maretriarch]

okay WIPS of overambitious sketches doodles and + babbling about them under the cut. if people are interested in more breakdown behind the scene posts like these lmk bcs i have so many. LOL.

starting with these rose drawings starting from the left i really wish she could have maybe had a more of a striderian dealing with her alt selves sort of thing esp as a seer of light and her whole psychiatrist shtiqué.....i also like it when the walksprite is like homosuck style conscious and sort of a creature of id which i guess thats what jasprose is. moving onto the right pic obviously medieval type fashion, jasprosesprite as an overwhelming overtly bad historical drama tv show style of elizabethen costumey fake style style, with princess cone hat style cat ears. exactly the type of outfit that would piss rose off

as compared to rose which would be in like a (???) 1300-1400 era type of royal garb where it was mostly focused on overall pretty subtle and underrated extremely high quality linens and like worldclass fabric art work. the type of clothes that actually survive to this day with yonow entire wikipedia articles dedicated to how it took 300 ships and 800 women 500 hours to craft each petal on the 6 foot sleeve. or whatever. so actually just as flashy and self important and involved as jasproses outfit but in a different Intellectual way (think aesthetically maybe like brave?? specifically the mom from brave??? at least her vibe)

joey claire extraordinare....very shoujo anime inspired..i really hope she has a big dance/combat scene/outfit at LEAST in the finale........her sprite work of her dance fighting is the cutest thing ever and i keep feeling edged by a big flashy homestuck style showdown with it. hopefully its a minigame. even though i hate minigames. i just know its the right choice to make.

twilight as a college aged magical girl whos both grown out of the uniform and charm of beating and being beat by magical friendship eating monsters kind of going for a pen15 vibe maybe i also had wanted to draw like huge star sparkle blasts and her getting all fucked up lol something something unicorn sparkle vomit i dont knowww anime anime anime if you recognize the colored twilight pony youd know how old this actually is im struggling to remember the finer details of this pisce buts part of a larger au under the working title of " Princess Celestias Magical Wizard Girl Ballet Princess School Princess Pony also Trixie "

[fagcrisis]

what music have you been into lately?

cass let me level with you i have been playing brat by charlie xcx on fucking repeat since it dropped. i cant drink coffee but i work 12 hr shoots usually so hyperpop is how i keep myself awake

[ya-bug-boy]

I had a dream where I was in a dating simulator and had to pick between Guzma and Plumeria. I picked Guzma, we had a cute moment but towards the end of the dream, he was drowning in the river with his head trapped in a bag of frozen pasta.

i think i got the bad ending lol

[bornetoblood]

@galaxirin tagged me for this and I'm not much of a writer but I've been in fandom so long of course I've dabbled. I won't elaborate on much other than I've done most of my recent writing drunk and that I was a FNaF kid in the early 2010s of courseI used Wattpad.

I canny think of anyone to tag so I'm throwing this one out into the wild for anyone to have a stab at.

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[imbada-tnami]

So there's like...a handful of people on earth that know this answer about me

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[redrook]

I spent a lot of time handcuffed and in a cage in high school, for a charity bit the grocery store I worked at would do

the bit was that I was "put in jail for having too big a heart" and customers could donate to my bail to get me out (and the money would go to a children's hospital or something)

now. I was very clearly a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a large cage. and I would honestly tell people that I had been in there for hours. and people would say, that's terrible! that's awful! and I would show them my wrists red from the tight handcuffs, and say but I'm sooooooo close to making bail.

and then they would dump some cash in the basket, I'd thank them, and they'd walk away.

and every so often, one of the managers would come by and collect some of the cash, so I could keep being soooooo close to making bail.

I was very good with this bit. Parents with small kids would pay $5-10 if I told their children I had been placed in jail for not cleaning my room/doing my homework, etc. For people in their 20s, I'd threaten that I was very bad at playing the harmonica, but I WOULD play it and we'd all suffer unless they paid me. and for the most amount of money, older men in suits would almost always pay $20s if I avoided eye contact and stammered a lot.

eventually, the managers started to feel bad because I was in the cage so fucking long and often, that I'd need someone to brace me when I got out because I'd have no feeling in my legs. wobbling like a newborn giraffe.

but I would also rake in at LEAST $100 an hour in charity.

so they were like, hey champ. can we, uh, give you a pillow to sit on. in the cage. would you like a pillow so you're not just sitting on a cold metal slab. can we give you a pillow.

and I had to explain to them that if they gave me a pillow, people would think I was more comfortable, so they wouldn't feel as bad, so I'd bring in less money.

the compromise was that they'd bring me a nice coffee every couple hours, which I would have to try to block with my body from the customers.

all this money went to charity. that's what the money was for. it's what was on the sign. but how much they were willing to pay was very contingent on how comfortable I looked, never mind the fact that I was still a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a cage.

and out of the dozens of shifts I did this on, not ONCE did ANYONE say, hey kid I'm going to go talk to your manager because what the fuck is going on here. they would just drop money in the basket, and I'd thank them and sip from my secret drink.

I actually had people get MAD at me that I told them I was far away from bail, they donated like $15, and then 20 minutes I got let out because my shift ended.

again. the money was for charity. it was on the sign that was very clearly placed on the upper half of my cage.

so yeah. even when people think they mean well. people can be really, really fucking stupid.

[redstonedust]

phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

[plant-based-person]

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

[lucybellwood]

Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully