#astv incorrect quotes

[human-space-heater]

incorrect quotes: spiderman across the spider verse part 4

Miles: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. Gwen: No, go ahead. I want to hear it. Miles: It sucks. Gwen: That's not constructive criticism.

Peter B : I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

Kidnapper: I have your partner. Miles: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Miles: Oh, you have Hobie. Tell him dinner is getting cold

Miles: Where are your parents? Miguel: What are parents? Miles: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

Gwen: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful... Peter B : I just wanna fucking marry Miguel!!

Hobie: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? Pavtir: Okay. *later* Miguel: Pavtir! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. Hobie, whispering: Deny everything. Pavtir, loudly: That isn't a chair.

Hobie: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? Pavtir: How did you know I was up until 3am? Peter B : We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

[ladyelissarose]

Miguel looking at a mess both Miles and Dulce caused after a fight with an anomaly: This can’t get any worse. Can it?

Miles shaking his head no- scared of Miguel to death:

Dulce inspecting her mess with furrowed brows: Sure it can- just give me a minute.

Miles at the sight of Dulce holding a bomb:😳

Miguel: DUL-

💥

[thebookofthefaeries]

Miles: I’ve always wondered how a human being could kill another human being

Miles : and then I met Miguels bitch ass and was like, “oh okay”

[demigoddessqueens]

Y/n: truth or dare?

Miguel: truth

Y/n: how many hours of sleep have you got?

Miguel: dare

Y/n: go to bed

Miguel: I don’t like this game

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miguel: "This is not the time for your shenanigans!"

Hobie and Gwen: "It was a single shenanigan."

[karmaspidr]

After DP&W

Peter B: Miguel, relax! It's not that bad!

Miguel: That timeline has two Wolverines and two X-23s! If the TVA won't do something about it, I will!

Peter: Think about what you're doing, man! If Wade gets even an inkling of a hint that we're canon, he'll never leave us alone.

Miguel: Holy Bit, you're right. What was I thinking? I almost doomed all of us.

Peter: I'm just glad you realised before it was too late.

Wade: Just a shame that it's funnier to end this Incorrect Quote with me showing up for no reason.

Peter and Miguel: AAAAAAAAA!!!

[ryemiffie]

More quotes from my day but as spiderverse incorrect quotes this time!

-Playing Mario Party-

Pavitr(Peach): Why do you keep targeting me?!

Hobie(Shy guy): Down with the monarchy.

Pavitr: Peach is a princess of the people!

Hobie: Don't matter, eat the rich.

Pavitr: I only have 2 coins!

[human-space-heater]

(Inncorrect quotes with SPIDERMAN: Across the Spiderverse part 3)

Miguel, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Hobie: Hey. Gwen: Hi. Pavtir: Hello. Miles: Hey! Miguel: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Peter B: We were out of Doritos.

Gwen: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.

Miles: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart. (*queue Hobie signing marriage papers in the back*)

Miguel: Die. Peter B: Please don't die! Miguel: DIE! Peter B: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Miles, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Hobie, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Peter B wants Miguel to accept it as their kid.

Gwen: I know you love them. Miles: I am not in love with Hobie! Gwen, staring at Miles: I never said who... Miles: *realizes* Miles: Shit. Well, anyways-

Miguel: Where are you going? Hobie: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Gwen: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Peter B’* Miles: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

[trickarrows-bishop]

[ladyelissarose]

Dulce posing in her new suit Miguel made:

I’m a God.

Hobie who’s a tad jealous: You’re a teenage girl.

Miguel senses it and stands by his kid with his elbow on her head: You act like there’s a difference.

[stevesbanana]

Y/n: If I were to say “I love you” would you say it back??

Hobie: Of course

Y/n: I love you

Hobie: It back 😏

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Pavitr: Why is y/n face down on the ceiling in the fetal position in the corner of the cafeteria?

Hobie: Don’t know mate

Miguel: *pinching his nose cause he’s done with this shit*

[rose-the-witch1]

spiderverse incorrect quotes

[demigoddessqueens]

y/n: you’re the most jealous man I know

Miguel: you know other men??

Y/n: 😑🫤

[incorrect-spiderverse]

*while Miles is being chased down by all the other Spider-man's*

Miles: " On a scale of one to ten, how mad are you?"

Miguel: "An eight"

Hobie, overhearing this and is ready to make it worse help Miles: "Oh, I can definitely do better than that"

[p4arll]

Hobie: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Miles: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Pav: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Y/N: Guys.

[iwannabealice]

peter b: when miles was born, the gods said, "he's too perfect for this world."

miguel: please. when him were born, the devil said, "oh, competition."