#astrology funny

[astrogirlythings]

Astrology Observations Part - 1 :

Mars - Pluto : They are the most powerful and the most secretive people I know. They are also kinda sexy.. ngl. The mysterious energy that they have... Make them seem so attractive.

Libra Ascendant / Libra 1st house : They have symmetrical facial features. People are naturally drawn to them.. because they seem non judgemental..

Sun - Venus : almost all conventionally attractive people have this aspect in their natal chart. The most attractive.. supermodel type beauties.. have a conjunction or a 0 degree of this aspect.

Moon in 10th house / MC : Born to be a mother. They have a very strong feminine energy. Especially women. In men... U often see this in men who are in the medical field or schooling.

Sun conjunct Saturn : The most masculine people I know.. they have a father figure energy.. they help u in being disciplined and they will help u reach ur goals. Although their company seems boring.. they r very caring..

Venus - Ascendant : A lot of people assume that attractive people have this aspect. But I believe that manipulators have this aspect.. they know what to say in order to control u or get what they want.

Mercury conjunct Pluto : I don't know y.. I really hate this aspect.. I too have this aspect. If u r someone who gets very easily obsessed with something.. this aspect is to blame. Natals with this aspect r obsessed with taboo stuff.. they r the kind that browse on reddit for NSFW content.

Scorpio Doms : these people are not obsessed with sex.. they r obsessed with psychology. They want to know what makes the other person tick.. if they care about u.. they will protect u from those who push ur buttons.. if they hate u.. they will push those buttons themselves.

Gemini in 10th house : are destined to be influencers.

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Me in outer space, chillin’ on Saturn’s rings 🪐

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Castle Dimitrescu vibes 🦇 📍 Sacred House in Cappadocia 🎥 @st.anastasija

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Introvert Placements because I found this picture as an inspiration:

Earth Dominant

8th house stellium

12th house stellium

1st house stellium

Mercury in Pisces

Mercury in Taurus

Mercury in Capricorn

Mercury at 10° 22° degrees

Mercurial Moon (Gemini or Virgo Moons)

18°th degree on Moon

Ascendant making harsh aspects to Mercury or Sun

Sun - Moon harsh aspects

Moon or Sun having a lot of square aspects

Neptune in the 12th house

Uranus in the 12th house

Moon in the 12th house

Sun in the 12th house

[theashesofthefirststar]

Saw someone on TikTok mention that right after Crystal and Charles have their “we should just be friends for now” talk, it cuts to Edwin holding Monty’s astrology book, reading, “remarkably low compatibility between Taurus and Aries” aloud. The implication here being that those are Charles and Crystals star signs. Which obviously I love as a Payneland truther but also EDWINS A FUCKING CAPRICORN!!! His obliviously jealous ass was reading up on the compatibility between Charles and Crystal and he STILL didn’t realize he was in love with Charles. Babe the call is coming from within the house and your holding the fucking phone!!!

[saturnismyhomie]

through the mind of a gemini moon (feat. ardra nakshatra)

"Don’t leave me to my own devices. Silence equals a conspiracy theory in the making."

"I might be insane but atleast, I'm not boring. And this is just stage one."

"Respectfully, I'm a self-aware chaos machine."

"What a dumbass." (Me. Every time I look in the mirror and realize I’m still the one causing my own problems.)

"Nobody really loves me. Oh wait, I love me." (Dual energy, emotional ping-pong)

"God, I am so bored. Let me just have a crush on a random dude so I can write a song about him." (Taylor Swift vibes but with way more unhinged overthinking. Am I in love? Nah. Is he the next muse? Hell yea.)

"You think you can hurt me? You haven't met my demons." (You’re not ready, buddy.)

"I’m like Hermione Granger, but unhinged. Book-smart, ready to save the world, but also a total mess. Chaos, spells, and emotional breakdowns? Yep, that’s me."

"Yesterday I wanted to be a lawyer. Today I wanna be an engineer. Bet I’ll excel in both." (Classic Gemini Moon move: Career crisis on a 24-hour loop.)

"I am not heartless, dude, you're just not intellectually compatible with me. It’s not me, it’s you. You couldn’t keep up with my mind if it was on a treadmill at max speed."

"I actually am a sapiosexual. I won't commit to you if you can't solve that extra-hard calculus question. Oh, you thought you were impressing me with your charm? Nah, the real test is you solving math that makes my brain do backflips."

"Two-faced? Please. I’m a walking personality catalog. Catch me in 5 minutes, I’ll be a totally different vibe. Admit it, my 75 different personalities keep you entertained 24/7."

"I’m out here changing moods so fast, Einstein’s rolling in his grave. One minute I’m fine, the next I’m writing a dramatic poem about how my coffee tastes like betrayal."

"Yeah, I know myself pretty well - and that is exactly why I would never date another Gemini moon. LMFAO."

"Aight mate. I’m in love. Canon event, fr." ✨ Full-on plot twist, huh? This is a canon event, not just any love story. Brace yourself for the most unpredictable love arc in history. I fall in (true, unconditional) love only once in a lifetime, so buckle up—this is the most unpredictable, once-in-a-lifetime emotional rollercoaster.

[disclaimer: this post is for entertainment purposes only. may not resonate with everyone. don't cancel me.]

[astrogirlythings]

🥲🤌🤌

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[brutalisttarot]

Pick An Image:

What’s your Je ne sais quoi?

Pile 1

I see quiet strength, you may have an emotional, starving artist vibe quality that people admire. There’s a lack that you have that is romanticised, in which you naturally have a dismissive attitude towards. You tend to stick to what you love, you don’t indulge in more if you already feel fulfilled. You guys could be minimalists. You’re admired for you solo journeys, I’m seeing soul searching work in possibly your research or specialising in a field of study or going the past not most people usually travel. It’s unique :)

Pile 2

You’re a giving person, occasionally in a very scary manner to most people, you teach them lessons or make them earn it. Some of you guys have libra placements in your chart. Your soul wisdom is mainly recognised to be as if you have studied in your past lives in isolation or even if it carries to this lifetime. You tend to wear knowledge in your sleeves that people admire.

Pile 3

You guys are special when you take the backseat in your financial opportunities. Everything that is the end product of your career seems to be mystical/mysterious and that’s what people find intrigued about. I’m getting Dita Von Teese Vibes from this pile. You guys may not be exactly the leader everyone looks up to, but rather an icon that emerged from a regular role, it’s giving kpop idol trainees getting attention from the group’s fans for their talented dancing on stage.

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