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astrogirlythings · 6 months ago
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catchymemes · 7 months ago
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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 3 months ago
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ur-daily-inspiration · 2 months ago
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Me in outer space, chillin’ on Saturn’s rings 🪐
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retrogamingblog2 · 5 months ago
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theashesofthefirststar · 5 months ago
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Saw someone on TikTok mention that right after Crystal and Charles have their “we should just be friends for now” talk, it cuts to Edwin holding Monty’s astrology book, reading, “remarkably low compatibility between Taurus and Aries” aloud. The implication here being that those are Charles and Crystals star signs. Which obviously I love as a Payneland truther but also EDWINS A FUCKING CAPRICORN!!! His obliviously jealous ass was reading up on the compatibility between Charles and Crystal and he STILL didn’t realize he was in love with Charles. Babe the call is coming from within the house and your holding the fucking phone!!!
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daily-spooky · 10 months ago
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harmoonix · 2 months ago
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● Comedy/Comedians Indicators in the birth chart ● (List:)
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Sun or Moon in the 9th house or at 9° 21°
Sagittarius Mercury/Moon/Rising/Venus
Mercury aspecting Jupiter
Sagittarius Jupiter or in the 9th house
1st house ruler in the 3rd house
3rd house stelliums
3rd house ruler in the 11th house
3rd house ruler in the 10th house
Gemini Mercury/Moon/Venus/Rising
Mercury Dominant
Mercury aspecting Sun
Mercury aspecting Venus
Mercury in the 10th house
Sun in the 10th house
Sun aspecting the Midheaven
Midheaven in Gemini/Sagittarius/Virgo/Pisces
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healthy-witch · 10 days ago
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Shout out to: mapping your soul! This made me lol
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brutalisttarot · 5 months ago
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Pick An Image:
What’s your Je ne sais quoi?
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Pile 1
I see quiet strength, you may have an emotional, starving artist vibe quality that people admire. There’s a lack that you have that is romanticised, in which you naturally have a dismissive attitude towards. You tend to stick to what you love, you don’t indulge in more if you already feel fulfilled. You guys could be minimalists. You’re admired for you solo journeys, I’m seeing soul searching work in possibly your research or specialising in a field of study or going the past not most people usually travel. It’s unique :)
Pile 2
You’re a giving person, occasionally in a very scary manner to most people, you teach them lessons or make them earn it. Some of you guys have libra placements in your chart. Your soul wisdom is mainly recognised to be as if you have studied in your past lives in isolation or even if it carries to this lifetime. You tend to wear knowledge in your sleeves that people admire.
Pile 3
You guys are special when you take the backseat in your financial opportunities. Everything that is the end product of your career seems to be mystical/mysterious and that’s what people find intrigued about. I’m getting Dita Von Teese Vibes from this pile. You guys may not be exactly the leader everyone looks up to, but rather an icon that emerged from a regular role, it’s giving kpop idol trainees getting attention from the group’s fans for their talented dancing on stage.
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astrogirlythings · 19 days ago
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Astrology Observations Part - 1 :
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Mars - Pluto : They are the most powerful and the most secretive people I know. They are also kinda sexy.. ngl. The mysterious energy that they have... Make them seem so attractive.
Libra Ascendant / Libra 1st house : They have symmetrical facial features. People are naturally drawn to them.. because they seem non judgemental..
Sun - Venus : almost all conventionally attractive people have this aspect in their natal chart. The most attractive.. supermodel type beauties.. have a conjunction or a 0 degree of this aspect.
Moon in 10th house / MC : Born to be a mother. They have a very strong feminine energy. Especially women. In men... U often see this in men who are in the medical field or schooling.
Sun conjunct Saturn : The most masculine people I know.. they have a father figure energy.. they help u in being disciplined and they will help u reach ur goals. Although their company seems boring.. they r very caring..
Venus - Ascendant : A lot of people assume that attractive people have this aspect. But I believe that manipulators have this aspect.. they know what to say in order to control u or get what they want.
Mercury conjunct Pluto : I don't know y.. I really hate this aspect.. I too have this aspect. If u r someone who gets very easily obsessed with something.. this aspect is to blame. Natals with this aspect r obsessed with taboo stuff.. they r the kind that browse on reddit for NSFW content.
Scorpio Doms : these people are not obsessed with sex.. they r obsessed with psychology. They want to know what makes the other person tick.. if they care about u.. they will protect u from those who push ur buttons.. if they hate u.. they will push those buttons themselves.
Gemini in 10th house : are destined to be influencers.
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catchymemes · 1 month ago
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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 11 months ago
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nastyblasty · 29 days ago
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ur-daily-inspiration · 3 months ago
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alyjojo · 26 days ago
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