#astrid asks

[discodyke-dogthing]

Kink rating: Size difference

You little shorty :3

Oh god you don’t even know

HEKDHDKFBGGDKSGSNNFG >.< it is one of my biggest kinks by far i am not normal about size differences

[1-jar-of-stars]

yall are mad about all the people in twelve knowing each other when twelve is canonically the smallest district and all of them WOULD be the same age if they were alive. lol. lmao even

[spyderschaos]

Strong beautiful woman and her pathetic wet dog boyfriend

Red below cut

Chat draw your otp like this

[httyd-art-requests]

Could you pleaseeeee do stormfly (with her saddle on from movie 2) please and thank you

I love drawing saddles so much, I love all the tiny little parts and details. My favorite part of modelling my Night Fury OC was getting to design the saddle right on the model

Dragon #86 - Stormfly (and a bonus Astrid) :)

(I'm going to stop numbering the drawings going forward)

[mvrphysart]

Astrid Hofferson, 36 (for the spotify wrapped game) 😼

nothing to prove, nothing to lose! - Far Away by EASHA

[oh-brotherr]

Httyd appearance hc or wtv 😛(Around like rtte era)

Body hc (Tws: Fake body/Non sexual nudity/Scars)

[thereweredragonshere]

Warning mature/nsfw question!:

Did Astrid ever accidentally broke one of Hiccups bones when they were both too enthusiastic in bed?

This is such a fucking funny question oh my god

Realistically I’d say the answer is no, she’d be way too careful and mindful of how strong she is, however

That scenario made me giggle. Just imagine one morning Hiccup walks into the clubhouse with a broken arm, everyone is asking him what the hell happened because that arm wasn’t broken yesterday, and then him and Astrid are just there like:

[essektheylyss]

I do keep coming back to the thought that there is no reason to have stopped to see Astrid before going to Aeor if the point wasn't to try to recruit her for chaperone duties. It doesn't exactly seem like she's with the Vanguard or she wouldn't be hiding in a smut shop in Zadash.

Please, Astrid, come to Aeor with us. You can take potshots at your ex's new boyfriend the whole time. And he can't even say shit about it, because he's the one who invited you.

[strawberrybongus]

PLEASEEE CAN I LEAVE A RTTE HEATHER ART REQUEST??

is now a bad time to say i binged the httyd tv serieses in a sickened stupor and remember nothing

[vrsmnya]

Hshadjdk hiiii if you’re still taking requests maybe Astrid and stormfly being cool? If not then no worries and HI HOW ARE YOU?!! 🫶🫶

HI LIIL DRAGON ! tysm for the ask u are so cool <3333

sorry for being so late on this i got real busy for the past few months but im BACK

here's stormfly n astrid getting their epic dragon racing paint ready :DDD hope u are doing well :)))

[discodyke-dogthing]

okay considering we’re now a system I should actually make an introduction lol

Hello!! we’re a 19 year old system of not a single human being !

PSA BEFOREHAND THIS IS A VERY HORNY BLOG

now that that’s out of the way!

Hiii :D I’m Astrid, I use any pronouns! im the “original one”, per se. im a goth dog that mostly subs but can dom on special occasions hehe. other names for me are “kicked puppycore”, “sadist bait” and “the perfect prey”! I have two lovely owners/moms (@xenasaur who is also my Goddess, @justanotherhornycatgirl) and I have a puppy of my own!!! (@loafpubby) apart from that i am also just a cool dog :3c

Hello! My name is Sophie. I’m an 8'6ft tall muscular demon woman and Astrid's mother! I am known for being mostly dominant, although I do have a submissive side that I've been starting to let out more often, but expect mostly dominance from me <3! Hey! I’m Danyelle (she/it). I’m this system’s friendly neighborhood sadistic sociopath! I listen to metal and try to help Astrid in her daily life. You can find me over on @thrashing-godgal We all have a LOT of kinks so absolutely don't be afraid to ask either in DMs or in asks if we're interested in any in particular! Danyelle and Sophie and honestly all the doms in this head are mostly pleasure doms and enjoy fulfilling subs biggest fantasies.

There are more but most of them probably won't be talking here lmao :3 tbh most of these will be me!

DNI: TERFS, transmysoginists, general bigots. Apart from that it's mostly on a case-by-case basis lmao

Minors can browse through here as it's unreasonable to expect them to not be horny ever and it's generally preferable for them to find horny things from safe communities instead of whatever shit is on pornhub, though please be careful and don’t do anything stupid like initiating horny convos with random adults on the internet please stay safe y'all

Also if you want to give me money for food and savings my ko-fi is https://ko-fi.com/discodyke

[lynxgriffin]

Can we see any more Spiritfarer doodles?

I know I finished the game awhile ago, but here's just a couple small doodles of some of the spirits I liked!

[artificialstardust]

You ask, you shall receive, hehe

So, I am shy person, I don't do sexual things with anyone until I get to know them to a certain level

That inspired my thought like when reader is at Noah's place for movie night and they have a hot make out session with reader straddling Noah's lap and he knows she's too shy, so he just gently leads her hips over his bulge or over his thigh and that leads to an orgasm without being 'really' intimate

No because I understand this so much

Okay SO

Noah came over to your place for your weekly movie night. Tonight’s movie being one you’ve both watched together numerous times before. You were cuddled into him, his arm around you holding you close. “So why are we watching this one again?” He asks, holding you tighter. “Because it’s good and you didn’t say no when I suggested it” you laugh at him. He gives your side a gentle pinch as he chuckles a bit in response.

You reach for a piece of popcorn from the bowl on the coffee table and throw it at him. “Oh so you wanna play that game huh?” He smirks at you. You smile bashfully at him “maybe.” With that he turns to tickle you, sending you into a fit of laughter. His hands going for your sides and neck. You try and grab his hands to get him to stop. “Call truce and I’ll stop” he laughs. “Okay fine” you laugh “truce” and he slowly stops. He lets out a soft chuckle then brings you to sit on his lap.

You rest your hands on his shoulders and just admire him, the sound of the movie becoming a background noise. He brings his hand up to rest of your cheek. “You’re so beautiful” he mumbles. You smile sheepishly at him and look down. He catches you, bringing your face back up to look at him by resting your chin on his index finger. “Don’t hide from me” he says softly. “Wanna see you” he continues, then leans in to kiss you softly. He pulls back and then does it again.

“I love you” he says, the pushes your hair out of your face. “I love you too” you say softly, then lean back in to kiss him. He holds your face gently in one hand. After a few more kisses, he decides to deepen it a little, hearing you let out a soft him gives him to green light to keep going.

Noah deepens it a little bit more, his tongue poking at your lower lip. You open your mouth slightly with a small whine, allowing him entrance. He groans slightly when you do, he pulls you closer to him, his hands on your hips, his right thumb rubbing your hip lovingly. You interlock your fingers around the back of his neck, wanting to stay there forever. This keeps on for a little while longer before you feel him poking at your inner thighs.

You pull away from the kiss and rest your forehead against his. “Noah” you breathe out. “I know baby” he replies “is it okay if I keep kissing you? We don’t need to do anything more if you don’t want to” he says softly. You nod your head, but then he pulls your face to look at him again. “Baby I need words, nod all you want but I want you to say it” he says with a gentle sternness. “Yes, please, keep kissing me” you say softly. “That’s my girl” he smiles, then goes into kiss you again immediately.

You whine at how fast his lips were back on yours, him already deepening it to the same extent. One of his hands leaves your hips to tangle into the back of your hair. He pulls at it gently in an experimental manner. When he hears you moan from it, he smirks into the kiss. “My girl likes that doesn’t she?” He mumbles into the kiss. “Shut up” you say, shy about it. He chuckles slightly then drifts his hand that’s been on your hip down to grab a handful of your ass. A whine comes from you as you rub down against him trying to absentmindedly get some friction. As soon as you hear him let out a deep groan, you register what you just did and freeze up a little. A deep blush forms on your cheeks, while the movement surprised you, you loved the sound he made as a result from it, as well as how good it felt on your end.

“What is it baby?” He asks, seeing the blush on your face. You look at him and see his smug expressions, realizing he knows exactly what just happened. “Did it feel good?” He ask, already knowing the answer. You nod your head yes which causes him to chuckle a little bit. “Thought so, you wanna do it again?” Your blush deepens as you nod again. He smiles slightly then places both hands on your hips, pulling you down a little bit more onto him. The pressure causing both of you to groan a little. “Sound so pretty for me” he says as he starts guiding your hips to grind on him. “Look at me baby, its okay” he says, knowing that acts like this cause you to be shy. “Not going all the way until you say the word, but like this we can both feel good, right sweet girl?” He says reassuringly. You nod and let out a breathy yes. You start to move your hips as he helps to guide you. “There you go baby, you’re doing so good for me” he praises.

You let out a moan, a bit louder this time as you feel him through your shorts, the friction on your clit becoming addicting. You place your hands on his shoulders for better leverage as you start to grind down a little harder on him. “Fuuck” he groans, leaning his head back. He looks back at you and grabs your ass with both hands. “You’re doing so fucking good baby, I’m so proud of you.” You let out a whine at his praise “feels good” you say, a bit of shyness still remaining in your voice.

He cracks a smile hearing you and seeing the blush on your face. He reaches up and pushes your hair behind your ear, both of your breaths becoming heavier. “I know baby” he breathes out, another groan following it. He looks down and watches your hips move against his. He brings his hands down to rest on your hips, his thumbs rubbing against them. “Fuck” he mumbles softly as he watches, almost in a hypnosis by it. A louder moan coming from you snaps him out of it. He looks back up at you. Your face flushed red, your eyes closed, face contorting from the stimulation. A whine follows quickly after from you. He smiles widely, loving how you look like this. His grip on your hips tightens and he helps you move faster on him, pushing his hips up into yours. The sound you make as a result making his dick twitch in his pants.

“C’mon pretty girl” he urges, a moan breaking through his lips. His words make you focus on putting more pressure on your clit with your movements. With his guidance on your hips, you find yourself going a little bit faster, chasing after your release. You lean down and kiss him, one of his hands leaving your hips to tangle into your hair. A high pitched whine leaves your chest, your fingers digging into his shoulders. “Right there” you pant. “Is my baby getting close?” Noah says, a smirk laced into his tone. You nod your head, the pressure in your lower stomach increasing drastically. His hand leaves your hair and goes back to your hips. “Let go for me baby” he pants “wanna see how pretty you are when you cum” he groans out.

You whine at his words, the coil finally snapping. You let out a cry as you cum. “That’s my girl” he praises, grinding his hips up into yours, knowing that he can finally allow himself to loose it a little. A couple seconds after, he follows suit. A loud moan spilling from him as he cums in his pants. You both keep grinding as you ride out your highs. Eventually you both come to a still, just leaning against each other as you catch your breaths. “Are you okay baby?” He asks, swallowing. “Yeah, yeah I’m okay” you pant. He takes your face and has you look at him. “You did so good baby, I’m so proud of you” he says softly. He kisses you softly, then presses a kiss to your forehead. “I know that was probably a lot for you” he mumbles against your skin. “It was” you reply, “but i really liked it” you smile up at him. “Yeah?” He smiles back. “I’m so happy you did,” as he brushes the hair out of your face again.

You slowly move off of him so you can sit next to him. “Here” he mumbles, moving to lay horizontally on the couch, bringing you down with him to cuddle. He lets out a content sigh as you settle against his side, your head on his chest. “Thank you for being patient with me about all of this” you say. “I know it’s probably not the easiest, but it means a lot to me” you finish. “For you, I’d wait until the end. As long as you’re happy and comfortable, that’s all I need” he replies, leaning down and pressing another kiss to your hairline.

“I love you baby”

“I love you too Noah.”

[1000dactyls]

stoick will be like “if my daughter comes out as gay what should i do” and not wait for an answer (aka, the t4t lesbian hiccstrid catholic school au)

[chronurgy]

Idk man thinking about Caleb and Astrid and breakdowns. How the one time we see her have a breakdown it's so neat and quiet and private in contrast to Caleb's messy, public, even violent breakdowns. Do you think she looks down on him for not being able to control it? Do you think she resents him because Trent still wants him back even after all of it and she could never get away with something like that (does the specter of the hysterical woman keep her up at night)? Does she envy him because that's what freed him? And does that just cause the resentment to pile even higher because she could never allow herself to fall to pieces like that? Because someone has to stay in control. Someone has to keep it together.

[eat-your-milk]

For your Hiccup prompt requests, may I propose: Hiccup and Astrid having some snuggle time 🥰

I love them :)