#assbeating

[rambling-abyss]

what happens to Hanto every other episode

[gumi-writes]

commissioned from sdfjmeng

Crimson splatters groundwards from gloved fist, a lurid display of tantalising gore—the garish exhibition of a defense visibly breached allowed its moment to last in the limelight.  

A defense breached, and yet, somehow still a boast—even though their nature meant it was a quiet one. Silent, and yet, utterly undeniable, particularly when it had not been his doing and instead was entirely their own.

In outstretched, wounded hand, a blood weapon pours, coalescing into form with an immediacy to arch even the most unimpressed of eyebrows. Liquid crystalised into solid, unyielding steel, it settles most satisfyingly within their grip.

By now, the bleeding’s stopped.

‘This one’s new.’ Ais grins, a gaze bright with something eager.   

‘You’re welcome to ask for a weapon.’ Their voice is far steadier, but it is not for lack of enthusiasm—more so a commitment to propriety. At least for now.

‘Don’t need one,’ is his response. One they’ve long come to expect but the reassurance in checking regardless had them going through with such a ritual anyway—necessary for them to achieve complete certainty.

After all, he had to be entirely willing. That was the only way.

They shrug, readying themselves. ‘It’s your body. And your loss.’

His amusement in implacable place, he continues, matching their readied stance with one of his own.

‘Isn’t it always?’

[galakaz]

With the promotional trailer for ruina dropping and revealing the new voices the gangs gonna have in Japanese first impressions is I have no problem with any of them they sound correct for the character's (though I prefer the Korean ones due to bias of being the ones I heard first). I do not have any issues of whatever voice option someone uses for the game but if someone decides to complement the Japanese dub by disregarding the Korean dub as garbage then I will be slapping the shit out of them from district A to Z

[kingdomofbellows]

He senses a disturbance

[concreteangel92]

Noah was talking about Dethrone in this clip apparently….I’ve always said I’d love to be fucking railed to the point where I can’t walk to dethrone

This audio hadn’t helped me at all 😭🥵

[darthsassacre]

Minfilia!

“What would you do, in this situation, Louisoix?”

Minfilia gazed at the shattered remains of her mentor’s famous staff, Tupsimati, and tried to imagine his voice, his advice were he here.

Nothing came to mind.

She sighed, leaning forward to rest her weight against the desk.

“I wish you were still with us, my friend. You would know how to handle this.”

This being the precarious situation she found herself in now, with the Scions shattered and Thancred… her oldest and dearest friend…

A knock at the door interrupted her and she turned, palming away tears before they could shed.

“Yes?”

“Lady Minfilia?”

The voice was unfamiliar at first, a bit more brusk than she remembered, more hoarse, but then she placed it.

“Rian. Please, come in.”

The door opened and the Elezen lancer stepped in, softly closing the door behind them. Their hair, previously down around their shoulders almost constantly, had been tied up in a tight tail, bangs framing their face. Their blue eyes were hard, but warm. Their usual armor was gone, replaced instead by simple casual wear.

“I wanted to check in, see how you were holding up. I don’t imagine the Garleans were friendly.”

Minfilia tried to put on a brave face, the same as she had after the Calamity and the same as she had every day since.

“I’m fine. I thank you for your concern, my friend, truly, but I’m perfectly fine.”

“Your eyes are red. You’ve been crying recently. I don’t think you’ve slept yet, either.”

The blunt matter-of-factness of their words startled her and she fell silent.

“I’ve gotten pretty good at reading people over the years. You’re not okay… but that’s not a bad thing. You’re not some paragon, Minifilia, you’re just like the rest of us, mortal.”

“I appreciate your concern, Rian, truly, but as I said, I’m fine. I just have a lot on my mind, and it’s been a long day. I’ll rest shortly, I promise. You needn’t worry.”

“Well… I think Thancred would,” they replied. “And since he’s not… not here right now, I’ll worry. I could always get Urianger, but I think he’s got a lot on his mind as it is.”

Minfilia closed her eyes, turning away. Thancred, her dear dear friend, trapped as a pawn of that foul Ascian.

“You’ll bring him back to us, won’t you?” she asked softly.

She heard the sharp inhale.

“That may not be possible, you heard what-”

“You’ll do your best.”

“I… yes. I swear it, Minfilia.”

Footsteps, and then Rian was there, knelt before her.

“Selama ashal’anore, Minifilia. We will have justice. And I will bring him back.”

“Thank you,” she whispered.

There was no more she could say, no more she could ask. Everything she had tried so hard to build lay in ashes around her, the taste bitter in her mouth. All their futures now lay in the hands of this one hero… she could only hope they weren’t too heavy a burden for one soul to carry.

[non-binaryandbisexual]

I saw this image on twitter and it made me think of the boss fight

[xxrat--punkxx]

I don't wanna fight the Orphan of Kos man...

[chaoticnerdsstuff]

He really thought- HE THOUGHT HE COULD BEAT SUPERGIRL SIR COME ON NOW

[the-august-one]

Me: *walks across America, planting Waffle House mugs like Johnny Appleseed* Soon.

[melancholyandmisfortune]

absolutely fucks

[dhampir-dyke]

I don't wanna go to work and face The Horrors again tonight.

[wariodemambo]

@queenshokora

❝ Ow. O—ow. OW— ❞

He can't even remember how he got home, and he had the sinking suspicion that his bike was stuck in the middle of nowhere... All he could recall was hitting the ground, and waking up on his couch with ice packs galore.

... He BETTER receive his money after that. If he didn't, he'd probably give that pizza weirdo a beating of similar proportions. How the HELL was he supposed to go against a guy who could swing him like a ragdoll? Pizzahead was a jerk for throwing him into the fire without any sort of preparation.

He pushed his body up to a couple more winces, forcing his body to depart from the couch. But everything hurt. So he just kind of. Face plants onto the ground instead. Remaining completely static.

❝ Pfffffbtbtbtbt. ❞ He 'spoke' into his apartment's carpet. He's just. Going to lie here a bit. Yeah. ❝ D'ooooh... ❞

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Rogue (after getting an assbeat): I… I can see the light.

Cleric: Why are YOU going to heaven?

[gumi-writes]

commissioned from seirorath

ais: wearing her favourite post assbeating pregnancy glow

vere: mad that she wants them both

tiên: is tiên