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rb to make a biological essentialist mad <3

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Good to know it looks disgusting no matter who is eating it.

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RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public

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"the devil is trying to deceive me."

an underrecognised tragedy of AI slop isn't just that any piece of contemporary art could be AI, any news reel could be AI, it's that now just any video of something vaguely nice and whimsical happening in the world could be AI

this is about the trampoline bunnies

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Voice journey.

"JEEESuschrist!" "Matthew, god"

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Friend asked what my favorite fair food is and I responded "Funnel cake" immediately.

I said, if I don't leave the fair looking like I fell asleep on a pile of cocaine then the fair is a failure.

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Yep.

Misplaced outrage is a helluva drug.

there are people out there who think gross fetishes are on the same moral level as the most horrific racism you've ever seen

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"We are learning about new [rabies strains] every year. Like frog rabies."

sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really. 

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I thought there would be medieval illuminated text included. I am disappoint.

is it problematic to sexualize sex?

yeah

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I had to do two bc look at them.

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I feel like I should also disclose that I was a bit high when I came up with this, but the friend said, no, he just had low spoons. I am now going to use the much beloved phrase "upsetty spaghetti" to refer to a low spoon situation brought on by overdoing it, dealing with bullshit people, or the weather.

I made up a new phrase.

"Hurty in your spagurtti"

No, listen, it's for a friend of mine who deals with several chronic illnesses as well as chronic pain. Sometimes he'll have several different things going on that are causing him pain, the first pain starts tripping off several others for various reasons, so I just made up calling that sort of clustering "hurty in your spagurtti" because their connect in random ways.

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I made up a new phrase.

"Hurty in your spagurtti"

No, listen, it's for a friend of mine who deals with several chronic illnesses as well as chronic pain. Sometimes he'll have several different things going on that are causing him pain, the first pain starts tripping off several others for various reasons, so I just made up calling that sort of clustering "hurty in your spagurtti" because their connect in random ways.

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Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

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(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

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Because of course they did.

AT&T Corp, 1972