#asmo is a little “spicy” here

[gifti3]

Short smut fic for asmo 🫡

MC and Asmo are having private time in a random room in RAD

(GN!MC and i dont bring up any parts either)

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"You act like you haven't been fluttering your eyelashes at me all day."

"But it worked didn't it?"

You huff partially from this statement but also from the way you were bouncing in Asmo's lap. This position was tiring.

"Need some help?"

He scoots back on your futon to lean against the wall. Your arms wrap around his neck, and his hands hold your hips to support you.

The responsible part of you knew you shouldn't be doing this. But the way Asmo kept looking at you. The unnecessary touches as he passed you in the hallway…You couldn't ignore it. So you dragged him to your "secret space" you'd sneak away to when everything became too much at RAD. The spot was a room that wasn't being used in a quiet part of the school. So you slowly started sneaking in things that would certainly have Lucifer lecturing you for hours. Now it was your own personal lounge.

"This stupid...uniform...is stuffy." Your jacket was unbuttoned but you were beginning to overheat.

"That's why we should have stripped," Asmo sighs.

You rest against him. "No way. What if there's a drill or someone decides they desperately need to get in this room?"

"But that's what makes this so fun~"

He kisses you against the neck as his pelvis rolls against you.

"The idea of someone seeing us together like this...." you feel his nails digging into your hips. "It's very exciting."

You look at Asmo and almost want to laugh but realize he's being very serious. So you start to actually think about this idea.

Someone seeing you and Asmo so intimately involved with one another that you were completely unaware of your surroundings?

It's a little embarrassing but you feel a rush of arousal and end up clenching around Asmo.

"See? You always get me MC ❤ "

His kiss silences any denials you have. When he pulls back he's slightly out of breath. "MC can I finish in you? I don't want to pull out!"

You're not thinking straight and practically beg him to. You're so tired and stopped riding him a while ago so when Asmo stops supporting you to hug you instead you immediately slump down on his cock. Your body tenses and your own orgasm hits you while Asmo moans directly in your ear.

Your grip on Asmo loosens and you lay against him. As you feel your eyelids getting heavy the room door rattles.

You jump, fully awake.

"It's okay we locked the door. You're too nervous hon."

You feel Asmo's hands rubbing your lower back but you get out of his lap. And immediately regret letting him finish inside you.

You pull your school bag towards you to look for a napkin or something.

"We should get out of here anyways...."

"Nooo, let's skip our next class and hang out here! Anyways, you're obviously sleepy."

Asmo reaches his arms out towards you, motioning for you to come back into his arms.

But you shake your head and wipe your inner thigh. "I actually take notes during class though."

He huffs. "You're such a nerd." He lays on his side on the futon and starts to inspect his acrylic nails.

"...Asmo come on."

He stares intently at you. Too intently.

"Whatever you're trying to do, it's not gonna work."

"MC please, I can literally smell your horniness from here."

You deadpan. That little ability of his was so troublesome. Sometimes he was able to tell what you were feeling before you even acknowledged it.

"We can mess around after school, let's just get to class!"

"Hmmm...kay." He sits up and starts tidying himself.

...That easy???

In the middle of your class you suddenly remember you had plans with someone else after school and internally groan realizing you'd have to cancel. Dealing with an annoyed Asmo was out of the question.

You pinch the bridge of your nose and side eye said demon. He notices you looking and smiles.

[mintesprig]

Inspired by the hot springs chat. It takes the brothers a while to understand what Human limits are.

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Lucifer: MC your professor informed me that you failed to turn in your last assignment, unless you have an acceptable reason…

MC: yeah… because my homework tried to eat me

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Mammon: MC! Why are y’a so bundled up like that? You’ll overheat!

MC: it’s -30C and I’m not out here trying to get frostbite again…

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Levi: c’mon MC it’s the last level!

MC: it’s been like 40h… I can see the hat man in the corner and he sends his regards

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Satan: MC, come see this cat I found!

MC: THAT IS A LYNX

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Asmo: MC don’t worry 💕 it’s not that dangerous, I promise you’ll be fine

MC: O_O … that would kill me. that would kill me dead

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Beel: MC you should try some of this, it’s a little spicy though

MC: 🔥🔥🔥 I think I’m blind…

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Belphie: …

MC: … hey, remember that time you killed me

Belphie is probably the best one at knowing human limits because of this

[professional-whorologist]

Obey Me characters and their dominance!

(Minors DNI)

I have been haunted by spicy headcanons all week and I can’t get them out of my brain so here! Maybe I’ll write some smut drabbles based on this idk!

Lucifer is a hard dom hands down. He’s the avatar of pride and constantly stressed he will use you like a fucktoy until he’s satiated. And by god it takes a while for him to be satiated. Don’t expect to walk for a week hun

Mams. My boy. My greedy little scummy boy. He’s a switch. He’ll have you in any way you’ll let him because he just wants you. Under him, in him, riding him, potato tomato

Levi is such a sub I mean come on. Call him a good boy and he’ll fold like a wet tissue. He loves it when you take control and dirty talk him while you stroke him

I firmly believe that Satan is a masochist top. You’re his sexual stress ball to relieve all gis pent up aggression (with your consent of course). He’ll goad you into biting and scratching him until he’s covered in evidence of what you did

Asmo will take anything. He’s the avatar of lust. He will let you fuck him stupid then make you his submissive little slut the next minute. Like I said he will take anything you give him.

Beel is definitely a gentle top. He doesn’t do it for his own pleasure tbh; he’s more interested in making you feel good.

Belphie is a pillow princess I’m sorry. But like a power bottom sadist pillow princess, does that make sense? He makes you do all the work but he tells you what to do, and if you don’t do it then your ass getting punished babes

I’m not so sure about Diavolo. I headcanon him as sex indifferent BUT if he did have sex he’d probably be a soft top/service top

Barbatos. Is. A. Service. Switch. You are second only to the young master in his eyes. Whatever you want to do he’ll do it unless it could hurt you

Simeonnnnnnn I am in love with this man jfc. He’s 100% a gentle top. He wants to feel good but he also wants you to feel good too. You could be doing the dirtiest nastiest thing and he’d still kiss you like you’re on an innocent fair date

Solomon seems like he’s a sadistic dom and. Yeah he is. This man will put you in a mating press and fuck you til you can’t think and honestly? We’re here for it

And yeah that’s it! These are very fun (and I’m very horny) so I might do more

[justcallmecj]

Pact Mark Location Headcanon: Asmodeus

Should I label this post as suggestive? Maybe? It's Asmo so I can't help but think his mark would be in some more lewd/suggestive places, y'know? Regardless, we'll see what I write out at the end of this. I guess this is a minor suggestive warning for anyone who may need it. Nothing explicit tho. Just now realizing Asmo has the most spots on my list...

Again, under the pretext that you are together, either all the brothers or just you two, you pick!

Asmodeus

Tramp stamp:

Again, Asmo's mark can have some more lewd locations

And there is something oddly fitting in my head about his mark basically being a tramp stamp.

I don't have much for this one other than a scene I can't get out of my head.

You in his room, or him in yours, chilling and getting ready for bed or having a spa day.

You're resting on your stomach for whatever reason and Asmo is just laying next to you, rubbing his hand against the pact mark and enjoying the feeling he gets from the fact it's sensitive to touch.

And it's not a lewd or sexual act, it's sweet and sensual, a quite moment of cute intimacy in the safety of a bedroom, away from the rest of the world.

On the other end of the spectrum imagine this when things get spicy!

Pelvic Bone:

And here is where the suggestive part comes in.

Asmodeus is the Avatar of Lust, so the mark of Lust is easy to imagine in a more intimate spot like right above the pelvis in the spot between your sex and belly button.

And in my head it kinda looks like a womb tattoo which works with Asmodues's connection to incubi and succubi

Now, I said this post wouldn't get explicit (bc I don't have the energy for that currently) but just...imagine the possibilities.

I also really see Asmo as a touchy feely person, which he is even in canon, so I see Asmo being a person who just loves to have his hands on someone, especially if they hold his pact mark.

So he loves to be next to you and simply touch the mark, whether things are sexual or not he just loves the touch.

(He does this with Solomon too and you can't tell me otherwise)

Heel:

Alright this one is iffy but it's a cool idea so I thought I'd go through with it.

Humans are often weak to lust and desire. Sure, maybe not so much as they are to greed, pride and wrath, but still weak.

So much so they do stupid things due to it that oddly enough doesn't have as many consequences as the other sins simply because it is typically viewed as a base instinct in humans. A natural weakness.

And what is a common phrase among humans for people who have a weak spot?

An Achilles heel.

The thought of Asmo's Lust mark being on your "Achilles heel" tickles a corner of my brain.

Also Asmo loves to give your anklets as a way of decorate the mark.

Inside of wrist:

This just stems from the image of Asmo kissing the inside of your wrist, whether sexual or not doesn't matter, it's just an intimate place to kiss and he loves to see your reaction from it.

I have very little reason for this one other than this.

Maybe it's also right over a pulse point and he can feel your heart rate pick up when he gets flirty or things get spicy.

I will say it again, feel free to comment some of your own location headcanons! If you want, I can write some scenarios of either your hc or these ones.

[our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace]

YANDERE OBEY ME: Barbatos and (?)

From the soon to be series: "MC pranking them by jokingly cancelling the wedding"

TW: Disturbing, Toxic, Mentions of death, Violence

Oh dear, now why would you do such a thing. You of all people should know better how your soon to be husband is the silent but deadly type. Plus he is madly in love with you, did you really think you can just cancel it like that and expect a well mannered retaliation.

The ever so graceful barbatos has been your boyfriend for almost six years and just last month he finally got down on his knees and propose. You, on the receiving end was tackling him down the moment he showed you the ring and was saying yes like a mantra.

And now you guys are on the process of getting everything done, down from the venue to your wedding dress. The process was exhausting but the thought of finally meeting him in the altar, exchanging rings and saying your lifetime vows was worth the strain.

On the day of the said disaster, you are in the HOL asking asmodeus for his input in which wedding dress suits you best.

"how about this one" you said gleefully, pointing to a certain dress in the catalog

"yes it's stunning but the top is too modest"

" i personally don't think it's a bad thing" you reasoned out

"MC, it's your wedding day, your big day, a little bit of spice isn't bad, and it's only once in a lifetime."

"but-"

"and also, you can dress as slutty as you want, your soon to be husband can fight, and we're not even in heaven"

" i do like the other one better, the one with the slit, it's so pretty, but do you really think it's gonna be okay" you asked

"oh sweetie, it's fine, have a little confidence in yourself and the dress you really like will make you shine better in your wedding day" asmodeus said in a sweet manner " and if you're still not convinced how about playing a bet with me"

" can i say no, it sounds ominous" you said

"no, so here's the bet. Show pictures of both the dresses to barbatos, the modest one and the spicy one. If he chooses what you liked best, you give him a kiss, but if he chooses the too modest one, then you gotta say that you're cancelling the wedding" the devil of lust grins

"that's evil" you said agaped at the ridiculous statement made by the demon

"and that's why I'm a devil. Now go on show it to him" he pushed you out of his room with a grin that is way too suspicious

Unknownst to you, Asmodeus already know that Barbs is gonna pick the modest one, why? that's because he knows how shy you are in front of crowds, you only dress up when it's just the two of you. Asmodeus is just trying to stir up some fun, not knowing how it could lead to a serious situation.

.......

Arriving at the castle, you were quick to spot your fiance and immediately bothered him to pick dress he prefers.

"so which one do you think suits me best" you said, already feeling giddy inside

"the one on the left, the modest one. I think it would look marvelous on you" he said oh so sweetly while kissing your hand but you on the other hand was already starting to feel downfallen

"what about the one on the right?" you inquired suddenly feeling disheartened, and you don't even know why

"it's pretty as well, but i don't think you'd be comfortable in that" barbs reasoned out

"why would you assume that" you said, losing the smile on your face. You also don't know why you are getting upset and angry when all he did was being considerate

"MC, why are you getting upset?" he asked worriedly cupping your hand

Setting aside how he was just being considerate, you got mad knowing that he didn't pick the dress you liked, it's unreasonable yes, you know that too but in your part it's just upsetting, especially since asmo was doing every pep talk to boost your confidence and convince you to live a little.

You didn't realize how you have become silent and that barbs was peeking at you worriedly, but you still had the audacity to yank his hand away.

Remembering what asmo said on the last part of that ridiculous bet, you spoke of it carelessly.

"let's just cancel the wedding" you muttered silently, looking down on the floor

"what"

"i said let's can-"

"I'm not asking you to repeat it MC, I'm asking if what do you mean by that" barbs said while seething, you on the other hand was still mulling about your unreasonable anger not noticing how dark the room has become and that Barbs horn was out

"look at me" he took ahold of your jaw and forced you to look at him

Finally out of your trance, you saw how he was seething with anger and you try to speak up, but he clenched your jaw harder

"don't speak, i don't want another word coming out of that mouth." blinded by rage he spoke oh so threateningly " Listen carefully MC, you and i are to be wed tomorrow morning, and that will happen, cause i will personally make it happen"

You were shocked by this tone of his, yes, in the past, he has also shown you his obssessive traits but not this serious. You tried to break out from his hold and try to straighten things out but the demon refused to let you utter even a single sound, opting him to use magic of you not being able to speak or even open your mouth.

"the only word that's coming out of your mouth is I DO" barbs firmly stated while chaining your ankle to the bed.

Barbs immediately left, planning to finish every preparation for tomorrow. Walking away saying " if the reason why you don't want to marry me is because of that god damn dress, then rest assured you won't be wearing any"

Terrified by all this, you coud only cry in silence with no sound heard. You were bawling your eyes out until the break of dawn, and suddenly realising how you weren't alone in the room

"awee, look at you, how pitiful"

You could only continue to bawl your eyes out since you can't even make a sound. But that soon ended when asmodeus took the magic off making you talk again

"asmo pleaseeee, get me out of here" you said completely begging

"and what do i get, if i do that" asmodeus sneered, staring at you like something dirty

"what are you-" you stammered, trying to make out of the situation

" oh MC, how clueless of you and how heartless" he glared, gripping your jaw hard

"You knew how much i loved you, i was there for you first but you chose him. You even had the audacity to make me pick the dress you're going to wear when you guys finally become one"

"let go, it hurts" you said with tears falling down from your eyes

"I don't ever plan on letting you go though. Look at you now, you're here chained to bed with eyes as puffy as a cloud, all because you chose him, if you had chosen me-"

"SHUT UPP" you shouted "both of you are the same, you justify your violence as love and that's just sadism and i don't want to be part of that sick twisted world of yours"

He slapped you HARD. You felt your ears ringing, and your vision was spinning. The only thing you can make out is asmo desperately trying to get close to you as if you are injured.

which you are. Due to the slap, you hit your head on the pointy edge of the headboard, and that you're bleeding from your head.

Despite his attempts to stop the bleeding, it was useless, you died.

The sun has risen and the thing that welcomed barbatos was your dead body along with asmodeus who killed himself after you.

Filled with rage, he burned the devil of lusts remains and started a war with the archdevils of hell right after marrying your dead body in the dress you liked.

THE END

A/N: yes it is dark period.

Masterlist🌻

[misc-obeyme]

In-Game?

Okay next in the daily chat series is this one featuring Leviathan!

"But CC," you may be saying, "didn't you already post a daily chat story with Levi?"

Yes, I did a while ago. But then I deleted it. So if you saw that and were confused, I'm sorry! The problem is Levi lol. No, but seriously, I didn't like how that story turned out, so I decided to delete it and try again with a different chat. I find I sometimes have trouble writing Levi's character and honestly I think it's because his anxiety really hits close to home?? I mean, in the game, it's really not that bad. He just gets nervous sometimes when MC gets romantic and out in crowds of normies lol. But I've been dealing with anxiety (social anxiety specifically) for my entire life, so I tend to overthink it when I write a character with a similar affliction. I think I write the character's anxiety more like my own, which makes it feel too OOC to me. BUT I think I did okay this time, so here it is, attempt number two!

GN!MC x Leviathan

Warnings: none!

LEVIATHAN: Where did I go wrong? For Memory Kiss 2. Ugh, I got the bad ending.

MC: Want to replay it together?

LEVIATHAN: Sure! I just need Suzu-chan's happy ending… … and Shiro-chan's true ending. When you come, bring some drinks. Thanks!

It had all been going just fine. You had brought a few cans of devil crush super spicy mango juice to Levi's room. He had already started up the game Memory Kiss 2, prepared to play through it with you.

You just hadn't anticipated how awkward playing a dating sim together had the potential to be. Now you were sitting next to Levi on the floor of his room, blushing to your roots as the character on the screen swooned at one of your suggested dialogue options. You were both surprised that this option had worked.

Moments ago, Levi had expressed his doubt about it. "That line's just too flirty!" he said. "Suzu-chan will probably be offended that you're being so bold!"

"No way," you disagreed. "It's a great line."

"Why do you think that?" Levi asked.

"It would work on me," you said.

Levi had spluttered at you, unable to respond properly to this revelation. Despite his anxiety at what you just said, he managed to choose the dialogue option in question.

You both watch in stunned silence as Suzu-chan reacted with a multitude of little hearts.

You were embarrassed now because you actually thought Levi was right. It was an overly flirty option. But sometimes it was nice to hear something bold, something that left no room for uncertainty, something that indicated the person you were talking to wasn't just slightly interested, but actually wanted you.

The fact that this video game character seemed to agree with that assessment was pretty embarrassing.

"Y-you were right," Levi managed to say.

You cleared your throat and tried to brush it off. "Of course I was right," you said.

Levi put down his controller. He wouldn't look at you. "B-but you're nothing like Suzu-chan," he said. "And you said…"

"I know what I said," you interrupted, mostly because you didn't think you could stand it if he repeated what you had said. "Suzu-chan is a video game character, Levi. She has a programmed personality. Real people are more complicated. And I… well, I…"

Levi turned to you suddenly, grabbing both of your hands and squeezing them. He still couldn't quite look you in the eye. "Do you want me to start staying stuff like that? This sort of… Asmo-like stuff?!"

You laughed. "I don't know if I could take you seriously if you tried doing that."

Levi drooped a little. "Yeah, it would be more funny than anything, huh?"

"I just want you to be yourself, Levi," you said, watching him smile and blush at this comment.

You let go of his hands and picked up the controller. You had a feeling about what was coming next in the game, so you pressed through some of the remaining dialogue until a new set of options came up.

You selected one of the options, letting the game highlight it without actually choosing it yet. You put the controller back in Levi's hands.

"I want this from you far more than any flirty line," you said softly into his ear, leaning in close to him.

Levi froze at first, his eyes on the screen. You had highlighted the option that said only kiss me.

But then he seemed to gather up his confidence. He hit the button on the controller, choosing to kiss the character, who reacted with a sweet little kiss sound. But Levi wasn't looking at the screen anymore. The controller was abandoned on the floor as his arms circled around your waist, pulling you close.

You could tell that he was still nervous - a slight shake in his touch, the light blush on his cheeks, the way he kept his eyes closed - but he still leaned in to press his lips to yours.

Levi always started off timid, but with a little encouragement, he lost himself enough to let go of that anxiety. So you kissed him back, putting your arms around him and clutching onto his shirt as you pulled him closer to you.

Sure enough, this was all Levi needed. His response was to become needy, arms tightening around you, his movements more desperate, even a gentle nip at your bottom lip.

You pulled away just enough to whisper in his ear. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to distract you like this. What about the game?"

Levi made a low noise in his throat, half groan, half growl. "MC, for once I don't care about the game. Right now, real life is way better."

You laughed because this actually meant a lot coming from Levi. You kissed him again and he was ready for you, both of you losing yourselves in each other while Suzu-chan displayed on the screen, forgotten.

others in this series:

Mammon | Barbatos | Solomon | Lucifer | Simeon

Asmodeus | Diavolo | Beelzebub | Belphegor | Satan

masterlist | Thank you for reading!

[too-much-gacha]

have this little idea stuck in my head, so here you go:

The decision was made. We were all going together to some new place for dinner. And from what bits and pieces we heard, it wasn't exactly a cafe, or a restaurant, or a bar, it was a bit of everything but still seemed to fit together nicely. Everyone was more or less excited about the outing. Beel was happy because apparently they served rather large portions. It was convenient for Belphie and Levi, one got out of making dinner the other could stop by to buy some manga on the way. Satan looked forward to a small library in the corner and Mammon, though he never said it out loud, couldn't wait to get his hands on on the slot machines in the arcade corner. On the way there Asmo was getting excited and kept looking through devilgram filters and trying to decide which one would look best on food pictures. And while Lucifer was glad for some peace and quiet, since he swiftly opted out right before exiting House of Lamentation, I was glad to spend some time with at least some of my friends. Still a pity others couldn't come with us. After we arrived and picked a table all but one orders were placed. Then I followed my restaurant routine I have adapted while living in devildom. Find a dish I'd like to eat, ask if it's safe for humans. Positive answer -I place an order, negative one- let's start from the beginning. Here it went unusually quickly, my second choice was a edible for me. After forty minutes or so, everyone had their orders delivered and Beel was halfway through his third dish. We all started eating with some chit-chat in between bites. The pasta I ordered had a unique flavour, after the initial spiciness it turned bitter momentarily and then transitioned into this fruit-type sweetness. The taste was amazing, and it had a kick making my breath heavy after some time. I had no regrets with this pick.

"Hun' you look kind of hot. Is everything alright?" Asmo asked with a slight concern in his voice.

"What do you mean? The pasta's a bit spicy but tha—"

"Nothing's spicy enough that The Great Mammon couldn't handle. Gimme a taste!" Mammon interrupted leaning over to snatch a spoonful of sauce.

"No, I mean you've got these... ugly red blotches on your face. I don't think that's normal and you sound a little... weird?"

"Wha?" Now that Asmo pointed it out I could hear it too. My voice sounded a little hoarse and when I tried to touch my cheeks they were... Itchy? And that heavy breathing feeling from before didn't stop. In fact it was getting worse. It was getting harder and harder to take a deep breath without wheezing. What's happening to me? I sent a panicked look to the group which in hindsight wasn't the best thing to do since they started panicking as well.

Aaaaand that's how I got here.

"I knew we shouldn't have trusted that waiter about the food" Mammon complained as I sat on bed at vet's swinging my legs. It was the second time I had a comfort of using a bed rather than a table for other patients, it was probably placed here specifically for me. I sort of pitied the guy, the only demon who knew how to more or less treat humans combined with my luck and inability to teleport to human world in emergency cases without raising suspicion made me a regular here. At some point they started giving me stickers after each visit. Maybe they liked having a patient they could chat with?

"Weren't you the one praising him for giving cheaper dish recommendations? " I retorted back.

"Maaaaybe?" he stretched not wanting to admit to accusations, "But he should've told you that was dangerous to humans" Mammon pointed an accusatory finger my way like it was my fault.

"I do have to agree with Mammon on this one," Satan turned his attention from the vet's black cat towards us. I was still convinced it wasn't an actual cat rather a sentient cat-shaped black mass. "You specifically asked and he didn't inform you about any ingredients poisonous for humans."

"I wouldn't say this specific one is poisonous for humans," the vet entered the room with a clipboard in hand, " it's more of a 'poisonous for this specific human' case." I looked at them dumbfounded gesturing for them to elaborate and they sighed in return. "Don't eat this anymore, you're severely allergic." They handed me a sheet of paper and added, "Actually don't eat anything on this list, you're also allergic to those."

Not a second later Mammon grabbed me by the shoulders and started shaking me, "Why didn't you tell us you had allergies!!!"

"I didn't know!!!" I shook him by the shoulders in return. "I'm just as surprised as you! Even lactose and pollen had nothing on me back in the Human world"

The vet looked at us unphased by our antics. "Anyway, you're free to go," they said handing me a hell cockatoo sticker.

Hmm, don't have this one yet.

"What do we do if MC does eat something they're allergic to?" Satan posed a good question, which probably I should have asked since it's my health and all.

"I don't know. What do you humans usually do for strong allergies?"

"Uhhh... EpiPens I think. But would they work for symptoms caused by Devildom food?"

They shrugged making a 'I dunno' sound "Let's just stay with not eating stuff from the list"

"But that's like a whole page of stuff!"

[aspiringtrashpanda]

WHOOPS I GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH DAY 8 for @obeymetournaments' Obey Me! Month. Here's a little snippet, but read the full fic HERE!

Find the prompt list HERE.

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DAY 8 Prompt: Curse Featuring our favorite demon brothers, gender neutral MC and some good ol' fashioned Truth or Dare

The crackling fireplace was hot at your back, though you knew the sight before you was the source of the warmth in your chest. There were few things more comforting than lounging in the living room, in the presence of all seven of your housemates. The addition of a high stakes party game that even Lucifer and Satan agreed to join swelled your heart to the point of bursting.

“Okay!” Asmodeus clapped, his smile brighter than the fire in the hearth as he made himself comfortable on the carpet. “Does everyone know the rules?”

“What rules are there to know?” Not bothering to lift his head from his pillow, Belphie’s frame a lump breaking the uniformity of the circle in which everyone else sat, he drawled, “It’s truth or dare. You either answer truthfully or do something embarrassing.”

“I’m going to need you to dial up the enthusiasm, hon,” Asmo chirped, Belphie’s attitude failing to dampen his excitement. Beel’s brow creased in concern, and he leaned forward to peer at Belphie’s expression. When Belphie rolled his eyes, Beel offered him a spicy newt chip. 

Belphie accepted with a sigh. You didn’t miss the affection that softened Lucifer’s quiet observation from the armchair they had worked into their circle. 

“Besides, there is one rule,” Asmo held up a perfectly manicured index finger. You nearly flinched as his sunset eyes slammed into yours, a mischievous smirk all faux reassurance. “All seven of us have to go first before we get to ask our darling dove.”

“Huh? Why?” Mammon blinked, his expression mirrored on every other face in the room. You were confused, yourself. The group text message had implied that you would all be playing together. Oh no, was this about to get concerningly competitive? Or were they hosting an intervention about your recent obsession with otome mobile games? You’d been promised party games!

But Asmo eased your worries with a dazzling smile and a simple, “Because I want to ask them everything, which means all of you want to do the same, right?”

Devil crickets could be heard outside the windows. 

“I knew it!” With a wink your way that sent your heart spinning out in surprise, he declared, “It’s only fair that we all go first before we gang up on the cutest exchange student ever~”

Considering his words, you actually felt cool relief trickle down your spine, a delightful contrast to the warmth of the fireplace. “Thank you, Asmo. I think that’s a good plan,” You rolled your shoulders and shot your most innocent smile to the circle, “Now I get to watch all of you suffer for my entertainment.”

Levi squawked, his hands flying up to cover his face. Beel hummed something that sounded like cautious optimism, though perhaps you were confusing it with satisfaction from the freshly opened bag of spicy newt chips in his lap. Lucifer said nothing, appeared as indifferent as ever, which only made Satan straighten his posture and attempt to look just as unperturbed. 

His anxiety near palpable, Levi’s eyes narrowed towards the nondescript empty demonus bottle in the center of the ring. “But the curse is active, right?”

Satan nodded, “Yes, as long as you are touching the bottle.”

“Ain’t the bottle for 7 minutes in heaven?” Mammon scrunched up his nose. “I ain’t kissin’ any of ya.”

The resounding shouts functioned as both violent agreement and protest towards the audacity of the suggestion. You snickered under your hand, trying to hide your amusement. 

Asmo, however, shrugged. “It’s multi-purpose.”

Levi gasped, “A 2-in-one game pack.” 

There was a beat, a moment of hesitation hanging thick in a smog just above your shoulders, and then…

“So, no one can lie?” The reality seemed to hit Mammon all of sudden, fear lancing like lightning through his sapphire eyes. 

Lucifer pinched the bridge of his nose, “That is what a truth curse implies, yes.” 

“No more fussing!” Asmo’s teeth glinted, a dangerous grin cloaked in pink gloss, “It’s time to spill our secrets! Satan, truth or dare!”

The defeat in Satan’s shoulders made you chuckle. He reached forward to grab the bottle, which pulsed a soft blue in his hand. “Truth.”

“How cute do you think I am? ♡”

Satan frowned. Opened his mouth. Closed it. Shifted in his spot, a wildly confused yet simultaneously concentrated expression pinching his face. 

“Asmo, did you break him?” Beel mumbled, pausing his chewing. 

“Oh c’mon! He’s not supposed to be able to lie!” With a pout, Asmo threw his hands up in exasperation. 

You waited, glancing around at the concern sparking throughout the room. Levi was already searching how to break a truth curse on his D.D.D. Lucifer seemed entirely unbothered. Belphie had already fallen asleep. 

Satan finally spoke, “I genuinely do not have an opinion on the matter.”

The bottle shone a brighter shade. He shook it, “See? Not a lie.”

You patted Asmo’s shoulder sympathetically. He crossed his arms and muttered something about the game being rigged. He then gestured for Satan to continue. 

“Hm,” Satan beamed as he made eye contact with Lucifer, “Truth or dare?”

── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ──

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OBEY ME! MONTH MASTERLIST

[attic-club-sandwich]

The Hollow Ache of Missing You

Day 6 of @ombrotherlylove2023, and I'm really excited to share this one! Beel is seriously one of my favorite boys and sometimes he just needs a shoulder to lean on. I think he feels a lot of pressure to be strong for his family and I think he can relate to Mammon a lot this way so I decided to pair them for this fic. But I hope you guys enjoy! As usual feedback & Reblogs are appreciated! Now I have to get writing the last prompt lmao

A/N: This is set in Nightbringer Era, but present time brothers! So this is present time Beel & Mammon experiencing the disappearance of MC.

Summary: Beel can't sleep and has been tossing and turning all night. The rumbling of his stomach finally pulls him out of bed to head downstairs for a midnight snack. But his hunger has been insatiable lately, and he finally realizes why.

Day 6: Midnight Snacks & Crying; Beel and Mammon.

Taglist: @amberrskiies, @obey-me-posts, @sassykattery, @delphi-dreamin, @bite-sized-devil, @flemmingbamse, @a-hidden-gem, @otomefoxystar, @siofrantic, @todothedodo, @marvelous-maniac, @nonbinary-disaster, @selfmadender, @animeismyhappyplace, @vampire-tr4mp, @meiloorun-tea, @ana-dear, @gaychaosgremlin, @sidgethegamer, @jasper-s-phantym

floral divider by @/saradika

Beel has been tossing and turning all night. He’s not sure how his twin brother is sleeping through it all as he’s tucked snuggly into the spot next to him. Belphie has been sleeping beside him in his bed a lot ever since MC went missing. They have both been having a rough time coping with losing yet another loved one, and they have been practically glued to the hip recently more than usual. He stared at the ceiling, attempting to count the hanging star and moon garlands that Belphie had wanted him to put up in their room some time ago. When that didn’t work, he tried to focus on the sound of Belphie’s breathing, smiling when he let out a little snort here and there. Eventually, a loud grumble from Beel’s stomach echoed through the room and he couldn’t take it anymore. He tossed the covers off his legs and grabbed his D.D.D. off his nightstand. It was exactly midnight, and he decided it was time to head down to the kitchen for a midnight snack. 

Beel quietly left the bedroom, and headed downstairs. Thankfully, it appeared that no one else was awake at the moment, although he was pretty sure Mammon had yet to return from one of his late night parties. He noticed that his older brother also had his ways of coping with MC’s disappearance. Beel hummed softly to himself as he rummaged through the fridge, finding the snacks he had kept tucked away for nights like these. He pulled out the Bufo Egg Donut he had been saving and quickly devoured it. He practically moaned at the taste, but still felt unsatisfied. He got a bag of Spicy Newt Chips out of the cupboard and began to snack on them as he scrolled through his D.D.D. He opened up Devilgram to see several pictures that Asmo and Mammon had uploaded, as well as a couple from Levi of a new anime figurine he had just acquired. Beel never really uploaded anything to his page, usually only food or the occasional picture of him and…MC. He knew he’d regret it, but tapped on his profile to see his most recent picture. He and MC had recently gone to a food festival in the human world together, and they had taken a selfie while they each held a giant burger as MC kissed him on the cheek. Beel felt the impending wave of sadness wash over him. He knew why nothing he ate satisfied him anymore. It’s because he was hungry for an entirely different reason. The ‘hunger’ he felt was really just a need to fill the void that MC left when they disappeared. 

He must have become lost in the memory of the photo together as he didn’t hear Mammon enter the room. He wasn’t even sure how long he had been standing there staring at his phone, while his other hand gripped the chip bag. “Oi, Beel! Beel, are you with me? Hey!” Mammon half-yelled, as he still wanted to be quiet so he didn’t wake the entire house up. He had just gotten back from his party, and was only planning on grabbing a bottle of water to take to his room when he found Beel frozen in place in the middle of the kitchen. Beel finally blinked, lifting his gaze to see Mammon staring at him with a worried expression. “Why are you crying?” Beel’s eyes widened as he finally noticed Mammon as well as the tears that were rolling down his cheeks. “I…um…” he choked out, his hands beginning to tremble. “Hey, hey it’s alright, don’t worry! Easy now.” Mammon mumbled, gently taking the chip bag and Beel’s phone out of his hand. He set them on the counter, glancing down at the picture from Beel’s phone on Devilgram that Beel had pulled up. The picture was blurry from the tears that had been dripping onto the screen, but Mammon knew all too well it was of his little brother and MC. “Beel, you know you shouldn’t be doing this to yourself.” The red haired demon blinked, his violet eyes filling with tears once more. “I-I realized why it’s worse now. My hunger, I mean.” Mammon leaned against the counter, his gaze fixed on Beel. “Because you miss them, right?” Beel nodded sadly, bringing his hand to his stomach. “I know how you feel. It might not be with food, but my gambling and spending has become way worse.” Mammon paused, stealing a glance down at the shiny gold watch against the tanned skin of his wrist. He had managed to win it at that night’s gambling session at the casino. “All of our sins seemed to intensify the moment MC disappeared.” Beel’s lower lip began to tremble again. Mammon was right after all. Belphie was hardly ever out of bed and Lucifer had even been testing his patience lately with his prideful and short tempered attitude. He just wanted MC back. He wanted them home and wrapped up safe and warm in his arms where they belonged. But he didn’t want to cry anymore, especially in front of his brothers. He may be the 2nd youngest, but he was supposed to be the strongest. 

Mammon finally pulled him from his thoughts. He realized more tears were running down his cheeks, and his mouth felt like cotton. “Here, take this.” he said, handing Beel a bottle of water. Beel nodded graciously and began to take slow sips. “That’s it, just take it easy. Do you need me to go get Belphie?” The 6th born shook his head, not wanting to wake his twin for some silly reason such as this. “Okay. Well how about we just sit for a little while. You got another bag of chips?” Beel smiled slightly as he nodded, stepping over to the cupboard once more to get out another bag of Spicy Newt Chips for Mammon. “Thanks. Let's go to the living room, it’ll be way more comfy in there.” The two of them headed into the giant common room and sat down on one of the couches together. They sat in silence for a while with only the sound of crunching potato chips filling the room. “Hey Beel, I was just thinking. It’s like, okay for you to cry, yanno?” Beel blinked at Mammon’s words. “What do you mean?” Mammon shrugged, tossing another potato chip into his mouth. “It’s just that I don’t want ya goin’ and thinkin’ you have to be strong for us all. Just cause you are strong doesn’t mean you have to be all the time.” Beel glanced down at the ground as he fidgeted with his hands. “Thank you, Mammon… I want you to know it’s the same for you. The others give you a hard time but…” he glances up, his violet eyes shimmering with the remnants of tears. “You can always talk to me if you want. I know MC was special to you too.” Mammon blushes as his own eyes begin to water. “I-I uh, dunno what you’re talkin’ about…but uh… thanks Beel.” This time Beel smiles, an actual genuine smile that Mammon knows isn’t just a facade. “Mmhm, MC may be special to us, but we are also special to them. I know they’d want us to take care of each other while they are away.” At his words, Mammon grins and gently bumps Beel’s shoulder. “I can hear them yellin’ at us for moping around like we are.” Beel chuckles, finishing up the last of his chips. The hunger has seemed to dissipate for now. “Yeah, me too. We should probably get to bed because they’d be scolding us for staying up too late.” Mammon gives Beel a pat on the back, wishing him a goodnight before heading off to his own room. Beel makes his way back to his as well, quietly crawling into bed beside his twin. “Mmn, Beel…? You okay?” Belphie mumbles, still half asleep. His eyes are slowly blinking awake, the concern for his brother overpowering the desire to keep sleeping. Beel nods, pulling the covers back up over his legs. “I am now. Let’s go back to sleep, Belphie.”

[marathedemonoverlord]

Another Obey Me Thought for the Masses; So I headcanon all the brothers have perfect features/physique- They're demons once angels and immortal being beautiful is just a thing so what does that mean?

It means while they have distinct features and body types their bodies are always more perfect than an average human's and they have no blemishes or feel body pain- No acne no beauty marks no crows feet nothing to show they have what could be considered an "imperfection" (Though I see their Demon form having that-)

BUT because of this I imagine if there ever was an opportunity to swap species and they had to be human/mortal for a day what would their bodies be? Well here's my guess;

- Lucifer; Dad Bod. 100%- Man would have back problems bones creak he can't bend over for shit his hair is receding (falling out due to stress) and graying badly and he has dark circles under his eyes that make him look like a racoon with crows feet and his eye sight is horrendous to the point he's probably been pushed down the stairs and had no idea who's done it so many times. If in a mortal/human body his body hair is out of control and he's perpetually in pain- Very unhealthy and rigid lifestyle and Lucifer would probably feel it 10x fold because of his habits.

- Mammon; Stereotypical model body but I imagine as a human/mortal he had to put more effort so what you get is a lanky model with super Muscular legs from running. So features wise I imagine Mammon's hair is probably on the manageable side but due to his modeling career he has it a certain way- interestingly I can see Mammon also having bags under his eyes or slight wrinkles like laugh lines or dimples but when hes modeling makeup and editing covers it pretty good- I can see him having a beauty mark though where it goes not sure. Dude is definitely on the thinner side though make no mistake- He probably has alot of stomach problems due to the spicy food he eats but you wouldn't tell unless you're around him enough.

- Leviathan; Skinny fat and I refuse to hear anything different. So Levi would be the stereotypical discord mod- gots pudge but is also of a thinner build so it looks awkward- terrible acne and bags under his eyes almost as bad as Lucifer's and his breath/body odor is terrible. Dude's self worth is so in the toilet his human/mortal appearance would probably reflect it and I can see him only showering once in a Blue moon so there's a layer of scum on him that makes him avoid touching people. Poor Leviathan the only way he gets clean is probably when he's swimming and even then that still doesn't count as a shower or bath. Also can see Leviathan being the one dude who doesn't wash his hair but still puts stuff in it so it's just... A wadded mess- Weirdest thing is if he followed Mammon's/Asmo's/ or Beel's regime he'd probably be super gorgeous but that would mean not feeding his anime/game addiction so like... Someone get him a life coach-

Satan; He's lanky. Definitely- I saw some people say he'd probably have a flat ass and I agree the dude is just a tall thin dude who looks pretty awkward or unassuming. I imagine he has pretty bad eyesight too so he has to wear glasses and interestingly I can see him having stress acne but it's not as severe as someone like Leviathan just a little bit here and there coupled with some dark spots or light freckles but Satan takes care of immediately - I can see Satan as the type of person who fasts/doesn't eat until he gets things done (like gets to a part of his book or finishes a portion of homework) so he's on the thinner side but he's still active and moving around probably can't sit still because he has alot of things he wants to do. His hair is probably combed neatley and thin and I can see his hands being covered in slight papercuts from how fast he turns the pages on homework or his books. I imagine when he bends down his legs Crack loudly.

- Asmodeus; Definitely on the most average side- average body with slight crooks probably has some freckles and make up marks he didn't wipe off completely- He has no real physical strength I imagine he works out slightly but not enough for anything and I can see his hair being deeply conditioned and his makeup covering everything. Remember Asmo is a party girl so I can see him having slight wrinkles around his eyes and maybe his nose is crooked slightly but his makeup and taking care of himself really makes up for it. Dude Definitely wore fake lashes you can't convince me otherwise and I can see Asmo kind of being the type to overly Watch everything he eats and lowkey the type to want to get injections or surgery because of some parts of him he doesn't love. Someone please tell Asmo he's worth loving as he is imperfections really are what makes someone perfect ♡

- Beelzebub; Man's is an absolute unit. So since Beel generally already lifts and exercises he's probably a mixture of fit but also does have some fat so he's just a big massive ass unit (you know how in Outlast they called Chris Walker "StrongFat" yeah that's Beel essentially-) dude is just a massive ass unit that probably intimidates everyone who sees him. Because he eats alot his stomach is probably massive and he has bolder features and I can see him protecting his siblings in fights so probably a crooked nose or jaw from getting punched or fighting. Dude also has stretch marks all over his back and stomach- Why because apparently he's going to keep growing so his body has stretch marks and I can see him having freckles all over too. Maybe freckles and acne because he's shoving burgers into his mouth by the double.

- Belphegor; I'm stuck between fat or skinny fat too. So Belphegor is lazy so he's all fluff- squishy stomach squishy arms squishy legs squishy ass just another pillow in the midst of pillows and blankets he finds himself in. What I imagine is the dude probably has a crooked nose too and light freckles since he doesn't go out much he's pale as a ghost and burns in the sun like a vampire (watch take him to the beach he will come back Red all over) he's weirdly got decent(ish) skin for not going out much but he's definitely a bag of marshmallows can't lift can't carry and his legs are probably shaky deer legs because he doesn't like to get up- Can see his bones creaking too like Lucifer's his hair is probably perpetually frizzy/tangled and messy and he probably has a beauty mark or birth mark in a very noticeable part of his face. Dude's diet is probably the quickest thing to make or whatever he can get his hands on so it's terrible. Also covered in bed sores and has REALLY dark circles under his eyes and his skin while decent can teeter into bad pretty quickly- I won't be surprised if the others call him a racoon because he digs in the pantry in the dark and has the eyes like one.

Anyways but that's my take if anyone ever wants to draw this out feel free to- I'm usually down to but this may be a level of detail I'm not equipped for lol. And if you want to add more feel free would love to read it :>

[theslvttysimp]

$$ THE BROTHERS WIN A SCRATCH OFF$$

PART 2: LeviXmc, SatanXmc, AsmoXmc, BelphieXmc

Scenario: You gift your favorite demon a scratch off ticket from a nearby Devildom gas station. Turns out it's a winner! 10 million grimm!

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Asmo

"Ooooooo, thank you MC! You are so sweet! You didn't have to gift me anything, I'm perfectly happy with your kisses!~"

Uses a coin to scratch it off because he wouldn't dare dirty is nails. He needs to look good for you 24/7.

" oh my, 10 million grimm!" He covers his mouth with his beautiful fingers in shock

" You must be my lucky charm! Come here I want to give you smooches!"

Attacking your face with kisses while hugging you. Most likely slid his hand down to give your butt a quick squeeze ( he's the avatar of lust, he can't help it.)

" Come on baby, we're going shoppiiing!~" He grabs your hand and he brings both of you to numerous high end beauty stores.

" Pick out whatever you like, love! I think you would look STUNNING in this purple lipstick!"

He's using this shopping spree to spoil you rotten. He has you try on a bunch of different makeup, clothes, and accessories. You look so adorable he wants to gobble you up.

When you head home he will absolutely make you put on a fashion show for him with all the clothing and makeup he bought you.

" You look so amazing my dear... now take it all off so you'll look ever better~"

Levi

Is absolutely screaming on the inside because you just gifted him something. Who would want to give a present to a worthless otaku? He's a blushing mess. " Th-thank you MC"

Uses a sword from one of his action figures to scratch the ticket.

"Ah!..... 10 million grimm?! MC I could buy the limited edition underwater octopus Ruri-Chan figurine with that! Thank you so much MC-chan!"

At your feet kissing them. I swear this demon is such a simp for you

You pull him up from the floor and give him a quick little peck on the lips. " you're so very welcome Levi" you say with a soft smile

Okay, you just broke this man. You swear you saw him glitch. Give him a minute to reboot.

After he rebooted, you both sit on the floor, and he starts ordering stuff off of Akuzon. He buys you your own own controller for his console. A controller only YOU can use. He also buys you your own beanbag chair and headset to keep in his room for your gaming sessions. His brothers are never allowed to touch it.

He secretly purchases some spicy cosplay outfits he wants you to try on for him. He's to nervous to tell you until you find them in his closet one day and decide to put on a show for him.

Satan

Slightly confused you handed him a scratch ticket, he thought it was a bookmark at first.

" Why thank you, MC. I think I've read something about these tickets. I heard they're very common in your world."

Leans on the book he is reading to scratch the ticket off.

Holds the ticket up closer to the lamp je was using to read to see it better. "Well, look at that. A winner." He turns to you and smiles. " Thank you, kitten. I truly appreciate you."

Plants a solid kiss on your forehead and wraps his arm around your shoulders and finishes up the chapter he was reading before bringing you to the bookstore.

Romantically kissed you in an aisle in the bookstore. This wrathy demon melts on you like butter. He is so happy.

Is more happy he has an excuse to hold your hand and shop with you at a bookstore than being a millionaire.

Will at some point in the day drag you to an animal shelter to adapt a few cats.

Will have you help him hide the cats in his room so Lucifer doesn't flip shit.

Ordered you a kitty lingerie outfit for you to try on later. He's gonna make you puurrrr~

Also ordered some rope to attempt to tie Lucifer up later.

Belphie

You didn't want to wake him up so you leave the ticket under his pillow like a little scratch off fairy.

You're chilling in your room when your door bursts open. "MC, let's go." Belphie has the scratched-off ticket in his hand. He takes your wrist and brings you to the nearest bedding store.

Asks your opinions on several plush pillows. He wants you to pick out pillows for both of you to sleep with, along with some soft blankets to snuggle with.

Glances over at you with loved filled sleepy eyes every once in a while. Finally your eyes lock with each other.

" I never got the chance to thank you, MC." He takes both of his hands and cups your cheeks, presses a sleepy kiss on yout lips.

You both go home and head to the attic

He sets up all his newly bought pillows and blankets, flops down on his back on the plush surface and holds his arms out to you.

You lay on his body and snuggle until you both fall asleep.

He may have just bought hundreds of pillows, but you will always be his favorite thing to snuggle.

He secretly can't wait to hear your moans muffled by the new pillows later

I'm so sorry if this is ass, but this was fun to make!!

[abogwitchnamedsage]

Anyone else notice Satan's peculiar placements in the teaser for Obey Me! Nightbringer??

I'm so used to seeing the boys/sins presented in order regarding every detail of the game, so it caught me off-guard to see one of the brothers out of his usual place not once but TWICE during the teaser.

During the later half of the teaser, there's this scene, where we start to see the well-memorized order of brothers from youngest to oldest. Belphie, Beel, Asmo, etc... but Satan is out of order, and instead seen after Mammon and before Lucifer.

This happens again right after this scene, where we get these deliciously moody portraits of the brothers, one after the other. Again, it starts with Belphie and goes through the list, but with Satan appearing between Mammon and Lucifer.

Can we also appreciate the little detail between the Celestial Realm/Devildom split, where Satan only appears in the Devildom scene? Maybe important to note here as well, Satan is in close proximity to Lucifer, just like in the other scenes.

I've embarrassingly watched this teaser too many times now; from what I can tell, there doesn't seem to be many "easter-egg"-potential moments outside of these three instances all involving our resident spicy boy.

Combined with the other clues we got from the devs ("Satan and his brothers" and that the new game's timeline will occur after the fall), there's no doubt we'll get to see Satan take (a well-deserved?) spotlight in the new game, and learn more about his origins!! 💚

[delphi-dreamin]

6 with Lucifer

9 with Asmo

13 with Beel

18 with Simeon

please, also hiii ♡

Hello, lovely! 🥰

6. What was the most embarrassing thing to happen between you and your f/o before, during, and/or after sex?

I'd say being walked in on is pretty embarrassing, yeah? Barbatos caught us at RAD once. It was mortifying. (I'll be rewriting and posting that eventually~)

9. Any kinks and/or fetishes?

Babe, so many. Mirror sex is a big one with Asmo. He's also a big fan of exhibitionism. He loves an audience.

13. Who’s usually the one taking the lead?

Beel takes the lead, for sure. Almost always.

18. What’s the foreplay like? How quick is it to get both of your clothes off?

Here's the thing...I'm not big on foreplay. Don't really need too much. Some kissing, some heavy petting, I'm ready to go. Simeon would love to take things slower, take his time, but it just makes me impatient. So we meet in the middle. Clothes are off in ten minutes, tops. (Unless he's in a sadistic mood. Then he can tease for hours with little care in the world.)

Thanks for asking, darling!

Spicy/Thirsty Self Ship Asks

[hiilikeanimelol]

whilst baked the other day I started wondering what the OM! characters would be like when stoned so I present crack headcanons for them zooted:

Lucifer:

Diavolo and Barbatos are his dealers, on occasion mammon is

Only smokes with Diavolo

Once confiscated a spliff off mammon and smoked it so 'mammon couldn't just take it back'

will dissociate like nobody's business

9/10 times he ends up in a staring competition with Diavolo

doesn't get munchies too bad but has insane coffee cravings

smoking at the castle always ends up with Diavolo and Lucifer sat on the kitchen top so Diavolo can eat to his hearts content and Lucifer can replace his whole body with coffee

him and Diavolo will smoke once a month at the castle but if diavolo sees that lucifer is stressed between them he'll just send him a photo of a spliff captioned with '?'

he can pass off being sober quite well but his eyes will look like plates

Mumbles random words that he thinks sound funny

Mammon:

fuck knows who he gets it from, on occasion lucifer

absolute stoner

doesn't care who sees him or joins him

has been known to stand in the garden at HoL absolutely blazed and just laugh

until lucifer confiscated the zoot and mysteriously then stayed the night at Diavolos castle

MUNCHIES! could battle beels appetite

loves eating dry food and making his dry mouth worse - he weirdly likes the feeling (same tho)

if he sees any of his brothers he will just pat them on the head repeatedly

can actually do his school work quite well when he's zooted, spelling may need checking but the facts are there

lucifer will OCCASIONALLY give him a spliff if he knows he has school work he's been struggling to get on with

will sit with him the whole time he's working to make sure he doesn't get off track

Leviathan:

makes and eats edibles with asmo

rarely smokes it but will have an edible if he needs to be in RAD face to face

doesn't eat it to get high, mainly just to calm his anxiety

makes anime recipes but 💫spicy💫

Once convinced asmo to get high with him and watch cartoons

giggle central, even when it wasn't funny they'd just burst into fit's of laughter over the fact that they're watching cartoons

is surprisingly confident when high, still insecure but confident for his standards

accidentally got beel high and they ended up asleep in the garden

actually drinks water when high as he isn't a fan of sand mouth

if you see him in RAD he will have red eyes and at least 3 bottles of water

Satan:

grows his own after reading that it can be good for controlling emotions

smokes little and often, yanno those devices where u can get like 2 puffs and that's it? ye he has one of those full on him at all time

going to rage and kill someone at RAD? sneak round the back of the building instead and smoke

there's 2 types of high satan; laid back and gets on with his life or sit and gossip with asmo

people tend to be a bit sassier with him if they're aware he's high as they know he's just chill but if u guess wrong you're a dead demon

some random demon pushed him over in the corridor by accident and Satan just stood up and laughed and said 'how'd I get down here'

the demon is still scared he will find them and kill them eventhough it was at least a thousand years ago

if MC smokes he will offer to smoke with you when you first arrive to calm your nerves

he knows how it feels to be the outlier

sometimes forgets how to read properly when high and has invested in audiobooks for when this happens

Asmo:

Satan's his dealer but will occasionally buy off other demons on a night out, especially if he's with solomon

will smoke it once in a millenia if he needs to get high quick but prefers edibles as they're better for you and more discrete

giggley little shit

it's a common occurrence when he brings someone back to HoL that they've eaten an edible on the way there before they do the nasty

posts pictures of his edibles on devilgram pretending they're normal baked goods

luke once commented saying he wanted to try asmos baking and asmo had to made him a special 'non 💫spicy💫' brownie just for him

beel will stare at asmos baking and beg him to make him a normal batch, if asmo doesn't he will inhale the whole batch and still be sober

asmo now has to make 2 batches when making edibles, ones with weed and ones without for beel and luke

will split them with Solomon when they're together and both just cuddle up and watch crap romance films to take the piss out of them

will say 'this edible ain't shit' and then proceed to laugh at walls because they look funny

Beel:

never smokes on his own but if a brother invites him for a smoke he will say yes depending on his mood

cannot get high off edibles

doesn't get munchies as his metabolism is through the roof already

does not matter who he's smoking with he will end up sitting them on his knee and cuddling them and just chatting

can be a depressed high so make sure no one mentions lilith or he will cry through the whole thing

brings plenty of snacks for whoever he is smoking with and also brings belphie

will get high with belphie and they will sit and talk about the brothers and MC for hours on end

if he's been smoking with belphie you'll know as you'll find them asleep on the sofa in the common room the next morning

his eyes go so red and scrunched up so fast, it's a miracle he can see

very relaxed when high and will talk like there's no tomorrow

Belphie:

grows his own stash in the attic

often gets invited to smoke or eat but falls asleep before he gets there

May be the funniest of them all when high, cracks jokes every minute and will have everyone in stitches

becomes a massive extrovert and can get quite giddy whilst high

when the high has gone he will sleep for a minimum of 15 hours to recharge

if he needs to stay awake for education purposes he will scran an edible with beel and both will work really well until belphie misspells a word and falls over laughing

which then sends beel into fits of hysteria because why is belphie lying on the floor laughing

has been known to eat an edible, fall asleep before it kicks in and then wake up absolutely blazed

the brothers will wake up to hear beel and belphie in the kitchen eating everything in sight to fix their munchies

doesn't always have bud on him but always has papers and roaches

Diavolo:

saw it in some sort of media and asked Barbatos to get him and Lucifer some, had no clue how to roll or anything so sat outside whilst Barbados grinded it up and rolled it

when lucifer shows up he's suprised diavolo knew what to do with it until he sees Barbatos give diavolo the grinder back

takes a massive hit and almost chokes to death, barbatos tells him to take several small hits and then diavolo just sits there like 👀 as lucifer takes it and has some

when they start to make a decent dent in it diavolo offers it to barbatos

'it wouldn't be fitting for your butler to share it young lord' 'I don't care its good stuff and I want you to have some'

cue the puppy eyes from diavolo and lucifer trying to hide giggles as barbatos just stares at this spliff

'young master if you promise to never tell anyone that I took part with you then I'll take part'

he manages to convince barbatos to sit on the bench with them as they pass it back and forth

diavolo ends up getting a bit emotional and wraps his arms around the demons on his side and thanks them for joining him

bursts into tears when they both silently lean into him

barbatos:

this man had more than his fair share of spliffs in his youth

had given it up when he started working for Diavolo but when Diavolo has made decent progress he will ask if he wants a joint for him and lucifer

he will never suggest that he joins but after the first time it becomes a common thing for one of them to just hand it to him

he will only partake if he knows that he won't be called to any sort of meeting afterwards

one time lucifer couldn't make it to his and diavolos monthly smoke and after seeing how upset diavolo was barbatos proposed that he would do it with diavolo

cue Diavolo and Barbatos smoking around the back of the castle and then going to make food as they're both dying from munchies

diavolo is quite shockingly bad at cooking but instead of barbatos getting annoyed as usual he just laughs

both end up in Diavolos bedroom snacking and talking about how well the exchange programme is going

they both wake up on a sofa in Diavolos room and whilst barbatos is profusely apologising for his actions diavolo just smiles and thanks barbatos for being comfortable enough to show him a different side of himself

from their prior agreement it's never brought up again but if barbatos notices that diavolo seems upset he'll bring up 'the one time they got zooted, ate a week's worth of food from the kitchen and fell asleep leant on eachother' it never fails to send diavolo into laughter so agressive that he hurts his face. and eventhough barbatos swears he's wrong diavolo is sure he can see a genuine smile on barbatos' face every time he brings it up

Solomon:

oh you know this shady mf knows every dealer

within 5 minutes of anyone mentioning wanting a spliff he's already clocked 5 dealers in the area

smoked it ONCE at purgatory Hall and Simeon almost killed him because we was worried luke would see

while smoking weed isn't a sin in moderation he doesn't want luke seeing it

tends to pull up to the HoL and smoke with asmo while he eats an edible he's been storing for these occasions

gets scarily giggly to the point that he can't form sentences

always has to crash in asmos room as he doesn't want simeon catching him in this state

doesn't get munchies and denies having a dry mouth but it's obvious he does from they way he's drinking water like his life depends on it

will eat one of asmos edibles at purgatory Hall so simeon doesn't know but prefers smoking it

Once fell into asmos bathtub whilst high and asmo just turned the water on, both ended up stripping off and seeing who could make the best bubble beard

Simeon:

is fully aware that he could do it and it not be seen as impure but doesn't want to influence luke

luke was called back to the celestial realm for a week and he just straight up messaged asmo asking for an edible

Solomon brought it back for him and practically ran to simeons rook screaming that he was a hypocrite

eventhough Solomon was clearly on another planet he still sat with simeon the whole time to make sure he was ok

'I don't feel any different' 'diavolo style hysteria'

ends up sitting with Solomon in the gardens and watching the stars

makes Solomon promise that as long as he doesn't do it excessively he can smoke at purgatory Hall but he has to he the one to explain what it is to luke

wanted to try smoking it to see if it felt different but as he was getting lit with Solomon luke showed up early

they both just stared at the child as he stood there in awe because why in the name of Michael is simeon smoking cannabis

has to admit to luke that a lot of angels do it socially and accidentally let's it slip that he's seen Michael blazed

[misc-obeyme]

A Tempting Offer

As promised, I'm doing daily chat scenes while requests are still closed. This one happened because I just really wanted to write some comfort fluff and Asmodeus has been on my mind lately. He's such a sweetheart, in my opinion. Hopefully he's not to OOC here. I also really want to write something ~spicy~ with the daily chat of his called Gloss Mark, but I'll save that for another time lol.

GN!MC x Asmodeus

Warnings: none!

ASMODEUS Hey, would you be interested in skipping school with me today? I was out all night partying, so I overslept. I've decided to just write the day off and spend it lounging around in my room. What do you say?

MC A little break couldn't hurt.

ASMODEUS I knew you'd understand!

I'll be waiting in my room!

You waited until you were sure that everyone else had already left for RAD. You knew that if you got caught, you and Asmo would be dealing with a lecture from Lucifer at the very least.

When you had received Asmo's text earlier that morning, you had to think about it. Was there anything important happening at school that you couldn't afford to miss? But you knew there wasn't. You also knew that any of the brothers would lend you their notes if you asked.

If it really came down to it, you could always say you simply weren't feeling well. It was just a coincidence that Asmo didn't go to school that day, too. Nobody could prove you were lying, right? Well, okay, maybe Lord Diavolo would be able to tell, but you weren't likely to see him if you stayed in the House of Lamentation. And to be honest, you didn't think he'd give you away even if he was around.

So the moment you sensed the house was quiet, that you were sure everyone had already left for the day, you crept out of your own room and down the hall.

Considering Asmo said he overslept and was planning to just lounge in his room all day, you hadn't bothered to get fully dressed. You were clothed, but you were comfortable.

You knocked on Asmo's door and heard him call you inside.

You were relieved to see that Asmo himself had put on a pair silky pink pajamas. You knew he preferred to sleep nude, so you were anticipating that you may have to deal with that upon entering his room. Not that you would have entirely minded, of course…

You didn't have time to linger on that thought as Asmo came over and put an arm around your shoulders.

"Oh, MC," he said. "I'm so happy you decided to stay home with me today. I'm just so overtired. I would be useless even if I went to school. And now I get to have you all to myself all day!"

You let out a soft sigh. Just being here in his room made you feel calm. There was something about the soft pinks, the roses, the floral scent. There was something about the weight of his arm around your shoulders.

You leaned into him a little bit. "I didn't realize how much I needed a day off until you asked."

Asmo frowned and steered you over to his bed where he sat down with you. You felt yourself sink slightly into the soft mattress. "MC, you've been overworking yourself. You know you don't need to do that. We already have Lucifer to deal with, we don't need you running yourself ragged, too."

You laughed. "I'm nowhere near as bad as Lucifer. It's just that sometimes I forget to take breaks, you know?"

Asmo tightened his hold on you, pulling you a little closer into himself. "Of course I know! Why do you think I asked you to stay home with me today?"

"You said you were out all night partying," you said.

"And I was! I truly did oversleep," Asmo said. "Which was the perfect opportunity for me to ask you to come relax for the day."

You laughed and shook your head a little. You put your arms around his waist and leaned your head on his shoulder. His arm tightened around you and his other hand came up to stroke your hair.

"You always know what I need," you said softly into his neck.

"Oh, darling," he murmured against your head. "Of course I do. You're the only one I pay attention to more than myself. If something's not right, I know about it. And I've seen how hard you've been working lately. So just let me pamper you for a bit today, okay?"

You snuggled closer to him. "Okay."

You weren't about to protest. You were so comfortable there in his arms, you couldn't imagine ever being anywhere else.

"What can I do for you, then, hmm? Do you want me to paint your nails? Give you a massage?" he asked.

You considered the questions, thinking about what you could really use right then. "Can we take a nap first?" you asked. "I'm just… very tired. And it sounds like you could use a little extra sleep, too. You can paint my nails later."

Asmo kissed your forehead. "Of course."

Asmo let go of you enough to scoot back on his bed, pulling you along with him. He slipped under the covers and laid back against the pillows. He tugged on your hands and you got in next to him. You were facing each other and Asmo wrapped his arms around your back, pulling you into his chest.

You were surrounded by his sweet scent, the warmth of his body, the softness of his blankets. It was the most comfortable you had ever been and you felt yourself relax, letting go of all the tension you had been unknowingly holding.

You re-positioned your head to find Asmo's pink-gold eyes looking at you with an expression you couldn't read. Before you could ask about it, he leaned forward to kiss you gently. His lips were so soft and as you returned the kiss, it felt as though your body was melting away and you were floating among the clouds.

Asmo pulled away, reaching up to caress your cheek before settling himself back into the pillows. "Get some sleep now, MC. When we wake up, I'll make your nails absolutely beautiful."

As Asmodeus's breathing slowed, your heavy eyelids closed. You felt safe and warm beside him. It wasn't long before both of you were asleep.

others in this series:

Mammon | Barbatos | Solomon | Lucifer | Simeon

Leviathan | Diavolo | Beelzebub | Belphegor | Satan

masterlist | Thank you for reading!

[wepsi]

This is low even for you Mammon(smut)

(art is not mine, follow @ rfuuriee on Instagram!)

male reader(but everyone can enjoy!)

Some fan service and love to ma guys, tell me if it's gud ToT

Cw: BJ, anal

Scenario: Your things keep disappearing from your room, by coincidence you walk into Mammon's room and discover all of them!

A little bit after moving into devildom, your things have slowly been disappearing! First it was small things like pencils and charms, but now whole pillows have been going missing! Was it Belphie stealing your pillows? Was it Asmo stealing your underwear? Was it Levi stealing your posters? To be honest it could be anyone and you were determined to figure it out.

By sheer coincidence you walk into Mammon's room late night, because you couldn't sleep. After knocking for a while you test the door, it was open but Mammon was not inside. Maybe he's hiding? Look you never know what is going through these demon's heads. After looking around in his room you start finding your things strategically hidden away or in plain sight.

"Hey! This is my pillow, and here is my figuring. Oh geez a used tooth brush? You got to be kidding me, my missing underwear?"

You hear rustling at the door, and see a wild mammon trying to sneak out. Knowing better he comes froward to you like a kicked puppy, fidgeting his hands.

"Mammon what the hell?"

"Ughhhhh I don't know how those got in here."

You frown and raise one eyebrow, clearly not buying his lies. Dangling the underwear in front of him,

"This is low even for you Mammon."

His face was all shades of pink, thief clearly caught red handed. Amused you place your hand on his chest and push him backward with each question.

"So what do you do with these Mammon? Do you hump my pillows?"

"No!"

"Do you use my tooth brush?"

"Nooo"

"Do you perhaps, Sniff and masturbate with my underwear?"

"Na-umph"

He plops and falls backwards onto the bed. Pulling up his shirt, exposing his beautiful chest, you trail a finger down the middle to his raging hard on,

"I know you're obsessed with me Mammon, and that's ok I think it's cute."

Mammon looks perplexed under you, clearly was expecting a scolding. His face still flushed, he easily pushed you down under him instead. A cocky grin decorating his face from hearing that you basically confessing to him(in his mind).

"Oi I'll admit the great Mammon likes you a little bit, but you can't deny your attraction to me either."

He palms at your heated length, earning a slight moan from you. This newfound confidence in Mammon causing him to make all the moves on you. Pulling a uno reverse, he lifts up your shirt. Unlike him you don't go around exposing your chest so this is his first time seeing it. Admiring you for a good few minutes until you nudge him back to reality.

He peppers kisses down your chest, giving your nipple a nibble on the way down, then unzips your pants zipper with his teeth, spicy~ He pulls out your cock and puts it in his mouth without hesitation. He really is desperate for you, grabbing onto his white fluffy hair you feel him sweetly sucking on you. As a fellow man he knew exactly what to do to make you feel good, getting all the brownie points for the main event.

Grabbing the lube bottle from the hidden spot (How many things is he hiding in his room?) He pulls down your pants and underwear. You tug on his pants, not wanting to be the only one naked, which he complied and stripped as well. Applying the lube to his fingers, and warming it up slightly for you, how thoughtful of him before he railed you. Inserting it into your hole, he works on stretching it out, when it gave in easily he raises a eyebrow at you,

"Did you stretch yourself out thinking of me? And you say I'm the obsessed one."

Not being able to say anything but a whimper, Mammon chuckles at you and leans down to kiss you, tangling his tongue with yours while his fingers were still working you. Not wanting to hurt you he kept at this for a while before you grew impatient and tugged on his arm,

"It's fine Mammon, I think I'm ready."

"I know, I just... don't want to hurt ya."

You gave him a reassuring kiss, which he happily accepted and adjusted himself lining up to you. Even with the preparation it was a stretch, he was just really big since he was a demon after all. After bottoming out, Mammon leaned forward to give you more encouraging kisses while you adjusted. After you bucked your hips on him ready for more, Mammon started moving.

After the initial bit it flowed more easily, he was looking at the place you're connected and gawked flustered and amazed. Looking up at Mammon, his face distorted in pleasure and sweet moans escaping his lips. You can't ignore the grunts coming out of your mouth as well. His hair starting to stick to his forehead with sweat, you pull him down into a heated kiss.

Because of the size difference between a demon and a human, he was hitting all your sweet spots effortlessly. Him leaning against you to kiss you only added friction to your cock as well. Being both of your first times with each other and the excitement, the experience didn't last as long as you would've liked. With one quick stroked that bottomed out, Mammon shot ropes of cum into you, and making sure you came as well, painting his chest.

Wiping your cum away with his shirt, he gives you a kiss. But you saw his hands sneakily tucking the shirt away,

"Mammon! Do NOT keep a shirt stained with my cum!"

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