#asky thing

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Tell me more about your celestial AU please

Ah yeah here we go! >:) This au takes place in PIDW, after all the death and 3 realms merging (really only 2 realms). SJ freshly dead and suddenly arriving in the actual immortal realm; is flooded with memories from the passed 100 mortal lives he lived + the original life he lived before his punishment.

He is greeted with the other celestials by what he now realizes was his original name, Xiao Jiu- the 9th celestial in chronology.

Or at least the new generation of celestials.

Meanwhile LBH is pissed that his scum shizun had the audacity to die; the rage he feels keeps growing the more his attempts to summon SJ soul fail.

There can only be 2 reasons SJ soul is missing

1. his soul shattered and has ceased to exist, LBH refused to believe his shizun would just fade like that.

2. SJ soul has somehow reached an unbreachable place, the only place LBH, despite all his heavenly powers, is forever repelled from.

But LBH wont stop untill he does.

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After maybe 2000 years or so, things in the new mortal realm settle, humans and demons have intermingled for survival creating a world full of half-breeds, this has many side-effects.

The story now shifts to a young boy of humble farmers, this boy is none other than YQY reborn, not that hes aware of that for awhile.

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while binghe is in awe of how cute tiny shizun is, i quickly put him in my mouth and swallow him whole (don't worry, tiny shizun is okay, just a little traumatised- binghe immediately cut me open and got him out)

DONT EAT HIM NO

WHO ARE YOU ZHUZHI-LANG???

[tiny-steve]

i was tagged by @lalalaugenbrot

1. Are you named after anyone?

my dad still insists i was named after my mom's wedding dress (by laura ashley). my mom denies it.

2. When was the last time you cried?

last time i remember was the other day watching ronja räubertochter, but i'm sure there must've been a silly little cry for no particular reason between then and now

3. Do you have kids?

no

4. What sports do you play/ have you played?

i think back fondly to when i jogged regularly last summer and i still want to get back into it, but it's so cold and dark outside :(

5. Do you use sarcasm?

fluently enough to confuse the professionals during my autism assessment :^)

6. What is the first thing you notice about people?

sounds vague, but: vibes? which probably boils down to a snap judgement based on style, physical features and demeanor (and a bunch of subconscious biases, i'm sure)

7. What's your eye color?

brown

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

i love a good happy ending. joe wright permanently altered my brain chemistry with that quote in atonement about how happy endings are brave. that being said, i'm a sucker for a happy ending that's not a perfectly glossed over romantic happy-ever-after, but grounded in what the characters truly need (and that might not be the kiss and "i love you" the audience is expecting)

9. Any talents?

i sure hope i'm a reasonably talented writer, although a lot of what i do professionally really boils down to communication, analytic skills and understanding how to build a compelling narrative, and that has nothing to do with innate talent.

10. Where were you born?

small town

11. What are your hobbies?

doing stuff with my hands (other than typing), in essence: practicing the Gay Audacity of giving myself projects in areas i have zero expertise or experience in (currently painting flowers on my bathroom wall)

12. Do you have any pets?

leopold, my boy leopold

13. How tall are you?

1,72

14. Favorite subject in school?

oh i was and still am a Deutsch LK bitch. i loved that class. i regularly fantasize about going back to school and being an even bigger know-it-all about Schiller

15. Dream job?

screenwriter. honest to god, i love that job. like, i'm enjoying my downtime right now, and i need it, and i'm grateful for it, and i WILL be straight back to complaining once i have to labor under capitalism again, but really i'm itching for the next project.

tagging @darkmistandodddreams @spatort @apaethy @focusfixated @the-thorster

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Treats!!!

Here you go! Zhangmen-shixiong brought some treats to give out! Just don’t worry too much about his shidi in the background…

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boop :3

BOOP ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

[mik3stuff]

DC AU where everything is the same except it's in Brazil

okay okay that's a good one!

Gotham = Rio de Janeiro (RJ), Metropolis = Fortaleza (CE), Central City = Brasilia (DF), Star City = Salvador (BA), Bludhaven = São Gonçalo (RJ) i know looking at the images it doesn't make much sence but trust me

The Kents are from the backlands of Ceará, but Clark moved to Fortaleza in search of work years later as an adult.

The Waynes are subcelebrities and have CERTAINLY already had about 7 false exposures that gave them a headache to deny on our late Xwitter (X + Twitter, it's a meme)

Jason is definitely the kind of person who refuses to go to McDonald's, but instead, every weekend he and the Outlaws +Duke go to a favela diner owned by some old lady he met when he was homeless, and each of them eats, like, three Brazilian-style hot dogs.

Indigenous Wonderfam, Black/Mixed Batfam (yes even Bruce. the only exeption is Cass and Damian are still Asian/Arabian, just mixed) and Superfam and i don't know the others well enough to tell

memelord Steph but by accident she's just too silly

Tim had a YouTube gameplay channel as a kid, but he lost the password and so he created a new one to post his theories. Every couple of months Steph reminds him of this and he's two seconds away from deleting it by hacking YouTube out of embarrassment, but he knows she has the videos downloaded.

sorry this is mostly just batfam lmao it's the media i have more contact with but i'll try to remake this post in the future ^^

[tiny-steve]

ask game

i’ve been tagged by @focusfixated (hi!!)

Favourite Colour: yellow

Currently Reading: still on that heinrich von kleist biography, although we’re getting into the “works” part of it and since i haven’t ready any of the works yet i think i’ll save that bit for later. moving on to either steine schmeißen (if i can get into the specific urban millennial prose style) or eine frau erlebt die polarnacht to get into the mood for svalbard

Last Song: Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks by the national

Last Series: watched the first ep of the last of us and loved it. last series i finished was the north water, which i blame for every financial decision i have made so far in 2023

Last Movie: close - oof. i mean, it was SO GOOD. but what an odd choice to show a deeply traumatic gay movie in an exclusive community screening for the LGBTs. people were crying, like, loudly. they stopped the q&a midway through bc everyone was in tears. they had a photo wall set up and we all came out of the screening completely ruined. at least there was free alcohol, but boy oh boy.

Currently Working On: work :) can’t tell you a lot except it starts shooting in may :) :)

tagging @lalalaugenbrot @diersten @willex-molina @darkmistandodddreams @spatort

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ADORABLE TREAT

have i sent you one yet?

Okay This is adorable. Have a jiuyuan cuddle pile as a treat

[alkalineleak]

Bloodshot for the drawing requests maybe? I bring a beast as an offering

THANK YOU FOR THE BEAST! tell em i lvoe em.Badly

[ray-array]

Hello ^_^

I'm sorry if this is an annoying question but may I know what brush and possibly the program as well you use for your arts? I love the pixel look to them 🙏🙏🙏💜

Hi hi SO SORRY for the late response !! This months been busyy

And thank you!! n.n Not at all annoying, i love yapping about my stuff! It depends on the size of the project and mood

For doodles and small things i mostly use Ms Paint Windows XP with the itty bitty diagonal brush or the other small brushes. This is very much a sentimental value type of situation, but its a neat simple program! (sorry yes i did the window screenshot thing, its just so cute)

For bigger drawings i use Fire alpacas Marker and Pen brush. In case this matters in any way, my drawings are always originally super tiny, i double them in size when im done

And while im at it i will throw in the Thin graphite brush in Magma Magma has a pixel brush but aeeh im not a fan of it

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wait lmao https://x.com/dreamskis/status/1742619153075195916?s=46&t=HIQyFtKxFIH5PkhmZzmVpA

now what could this possibly be necessary for 😭

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hmmm @sofjoy82 I think you should see this

Oh, shoot, it's after Halloween. Um, the candy is all—uh, but, wait! I have, uh, it's, um, oh! Here! Happy Halloween!

[moonspirit]

Hello Moon,

I just thought of this and had to get it to type as soon as possible, 

Picture this 

Grandpa Levi is visiting the Alert’s home and is out of his chair and sitting on the couch while Armin’s 2-year-old daughter is playing with her toys on the floor,

Armin comes in

“Ok, Sweety, it’s time for your afternoon nap.”

“Ok, papa,” the little girl replies,

She quickly leaves the room before returning, clutching a little pillow, her favorite blanket, and a cute little stuffed clownfish.

She hurries and climbs onto the couch where Levi is sitting, beaming up to him, “I sleep wit you, Capin”(What she calls Levi), setting up her pillow on his hip and getting all snuggled up to him

Armin comes in. “Oh, sweety, I don’t think Captain Levi agreed to be your bed; let’s get you in your crib.”

“Nooo!” His daughter whines as she tries to burrow deeper into Levi’s side.

“Come on now,” Armin tries to coax her as he goes to pick her up

Levi suddenly raises a hand in front of Armin. “you can leave her,” he says

Armin looks at him, a bit surprised. “oh, are you sure?” he asks

“Yeah, it’s fine,” Levi replies in his usual stone-faced manner. “Besides, I’m not going anywhere, and she seems to have made up her mind.”

“Oh, ok,” Armin responds, moving toward the door of the living room, looking back to see his daughter quickly crawl up Levi’s side to give him a sweet little peck on the cheek before settling back into where she was; the sound of cute lil snores coming not long after.

Armin sees Levi slowly place his hands on the girl's hair, running his fingers through her hair, and a look of utter contentment slowly dawns on his face.

Armin continues of the room and chuckles to himself

“ Captain Levi is such a softy for her,” Armin thinks.

And you know what? Levi is a total softy for his little granddaughter.

T///////////////////////////T Mer, this is sooooo adorable!

It's honestly hilarious how Levi keeps insisting that he isn't a "kids-type of guy" and then every kid in the vicinity immediately flocks to him xD

That said, Armin is always worried that his daughter's visible attachment to Levi bothers his former Captain even if he says otherwise, but also, he's never felt so reassured whenever he sees her next to Levi, just beaming and radiating a hundred kilometres of happiness. There's something so good about watching these two absolutely bounce their energies (or the lack thereof) off each other, and somehow end up having a blast of a time together anyway xD

Because his daughter's always pestering Levi with a hundred questions. "Hey Capin! What do you think about unicorns?"

"... I haven't seen one. Don't they shit rainbows or something?"

"Hehe, no! They have magic rainbow powers!"

"Huh. Cool."

"Capin, I'm gonna find you a unicorn to fly on!"

"Cool, cool. Find me the biggest one."

"Okay! Heyyyy Papa, Papa, we have to get Capin a big baddy unicorn!"

"Hahaha. And where are we gonna find that? Sorry Captain... I'm sure she was a bother."

"Tch. Quit apologising, I'm getting tired of it."

"Papa papa, we have to go now!"

"Where to?"

"To the market! To find a unicorn!"

Armin can't refuse, and though he's got a much-awaited, much-needed dinner date with Annie a few hours later, he humours his daughter in finding the biggest unicorn with the strongest rainbow powers to protect her beloved Capin. After that, he comes and drops her off, once again, with a thousand apologies spilling from his mouth.

The best part about all this is that when he and Annie come by after their date to pick her up, they find her, Levi and the unicorn all sleeping on the slanted chair, an absolute sight to see T^T

(PS: Capin becomes super attached to his unicorn btw. Even washes her thoroughly and keeps her spotless. Shhh, nobody point it out xD)

[lizzy-calaxio]

Do you also have a rotation for an F2P Lv70 BLM?

Lucky you! I played black mage for the Unending Coil of Bahamut (Ultimate), which is level capped to 70, so I DO!

(High ping friendly, cause when I was progging UCoB my ping was wonky for a couple weeks) Opener: Fire 3 > thunder 3 (triplecast) > fire 4 (swiftcast) > fire 4 (ley lines) > fire 4 > fire 4 (triplecast) > fire 4 (manafont) > fire 4 > fire 4 > fire 4 > fire 1 > thunder 3 > foul > fire 4 > fire 4 > fire 4 > blizzard 3 > blizzard 4 > thunder 3 > fire 3 Rotation: fire 3 > fire 4 > fire 4 > fire 4 > fire 1 > fire 4 > fire 4 > fire 4 > blizzard 3 > blizzard 4 > thunder 3 > fire 3 (throw in foul when it feels right) AoE rotation (UCoB doesn't have enough enemies for AoE, so this probably isn't the MOST optimal, but it'll work): blizzard 2 > freeze > thunder IV > fire 2 > fire 2 > fire 2 > flare > flare > blizzard 2

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Lesbean Izuchako idea:

Ochako is with Izuku in the kitchen one day with the rest of 1-A and they’re talking about drinks. Ochako tries to playfully hint at Izuku that she’s into girls and tells Izuku ‘I like my men like I like my coffee. I don’t like coffee.”

This completely goes over Izukus head, who then starts to talk about how she used to not like coffee, but Kachan showed her how he made his. “I put three or four shots of espresso in my water bottle, add chocolate sauce, vanilla and hazelnut creamer, and some milk.”

The focus has now shifted from Ochako’s missed flirting to sheer panic because Izuku is now consuming 3-4 shots of expresso everyday.

disaster lesbians, i love them

I can see this in a series of events of Ochako trying to woo, only for it to fail in the more hilarious and chaotic ways.

[angellurgy2]

mm what a cute little puppygirl you are... bet you whimper when you're pinned down and have to take mommy's cock all the way. wonder what kind of noises you make when mommy bathes you after and pets your fur to tell you how much you're loved

hfhfjfjjfbf ,,w,, pleaaasee moooomm,,,