#askr x læraðr

[rosymaraschino]

Bringing this to tumblr. Yes I know it’s old but idc I do what I want. It’s 10 o’clock at night and instead of doing homework I’m going to explain why Læraðr is the father of Askr’s child. Embla can seethe

1. Long straight white hair

2. Læraðr is related to Yggdrasil. What sort of tree is Yggdrasil ? An ash tree. What’s Ash’s name? Ash. Askr clearly named his daughter after the place where he and his man fell in love like how Shakira named her kid Milan after the place where she and some guy fell in love. Askr is the Shakira to Læraðr’s some guy (pretty sure Gerard way. Something.)

24. Similar fashion sense. White clothing and cutouts on torso? Gold accents? Blue accents? Gold head accessories? Why are you dorks dressed so similar? Because Askr likes his family to match when they go out to the mall he’s so fuckin annoying (affectionate).

4. Look closely at their arts when they are attacking. They BOTH have blue and green colors. Now we know Ash gets the blue from being inspired by her father Askr, but why on earth does she have green?! What does it mean?! We know what it means

5. Læraðr and Askr are from the same place. They must have known each other. Biblically. What I’m saying is Askr got preggers. Like Shakira Shakira his hips don’t lie. Na na na

barkmoo family

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

We need more cow man yaoi. Let’s make this a tag. Here are my ships.

Askr x Freyr

Askr x Læraðr

Askr x Múspell

Askr x Oliver (Tellius)

Askr x Ephraim and Eirika’s dad wtf was his name idc he’s sexy I thunk

Askr x Xander

Askr x Dean Winchester (sorry Caskr anon you inspired me but in a different way)

Askr x Pedro Pascal

Askr x Adam Sandler

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[cherry-flavoured-thot]

Hi, so my internet was getting messed up and I tried to send an ask earlier but I’m not sure if it went through? If it did, please ignore this question!

Anyway, I really love Askr and wanted to see what ships of his you liked! So far, I’ve seen the following ships involving him (Læraðr is the most recent one and mostly on Ao3/FEH subreddit)

Askr x Summoner/Reader

Askr x Embla

Askr x Læraðr

Askr x Freyr

I like Askr x Summoner, because the dynamic can be really incheresting, also the thought of how Alfonse is coping with this makes me laugh. But I also really like Askr x Embla, but in like a they were together in past however are now divorced and everyone can tell kind of way.

I see the appeal in the last two ships except I don't really have strong opinions on Læraðr or Freyr.

But tbh I'm actually really terrible at coming up with ships between characters unless they are spoon fed to me, I have media literacy I swear. But for you anon I raise you Askr x Mila. Without any elaboration except I wanna be sandwiched between them.

[rosymaraschino]

Alright, I’m gonna make an Askr x Luigi fanfic.

I am absolutely fixating on crack ships to keep me from getting depressed over this bullshit election. I feel so alone. I am the ONLY one in my family who voted Harris. My own FAMILY failed me and basically said my life will never be more important than their orange god’s.

So, yeah, Askr x Luigi fanfiction is coming. Askr x Læraðr, my otp, will also be fed.

Here’s to the comfort characters that never let us down!🥂

[rosymaraschino]

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Fire Emblem Heroes, Fire Emblem Series Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Askr/Læraðr, Askr | God of Openness/Læraðr | Quieting Heart Characters: Askr | God of Openness, Læraðr | Quieting Heart, Ash (Fire Emblem Heroes), Læraðr (Fire Emblem Heroes), Askr (Fire Emblem Heroes) - Character, Mentioned Embla, Mentioned Læraðr's first family Additional Tags: Modern Era, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fluff, Angst with a Happy Ending, Dating, Making Out, Makeover, Spa Treatments, Pampering, Haircuts, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Self-Esteem Issues, Implied/Referenced Suicide attempt Summary:

Askr was possessed. His pupils were wistfully glued to the reflection before him. The blue haired man kept himself upright by gripping the sides of the sink with clammy hands. Læraðr allowed the outermost angles of his eyebrows to descend. He slowly moved towards his husband. Askr’s head bent down. Læraðr followed his direction. He folded his hand into the other’s trembling one. And then, Læraðr saw something he never wished to see again.

 Askr does a lot for people. Too much. When Læraðr finds the exhausted Askr reduced to tears, he recognizes the need for change. What better way for a new start than a makeover?

Chapter 3 is up! Thanks for reading!

Just completed this fanfic and wanted to post it again as an update!

[rosymaraschino]

Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: Fire Emblem Heroes, Fire Emblem Series Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Askr/Læraðr, Askr | God of Openness/Læraðr | Quieting Heart Characters: Askr | God of Openness, Læraðr | Quieting Heart, Ash (Fire Emblem Heroes), Læraðr (Fire Emblem Heroes), Askr (Fire Emblem Heroes) - Character, Mentioned Embla, Mentioned Læraðr's first family Additional Tags: Modern Era, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fluff, Angst with a Happy Ending, Dating, Making Out, Makeover, Spa Treatments, Pampering, Haircuts, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Self-Esteem Issues, Implied/Referenced Suicide attempt, Embla critical Summary:

Askr was possessed. His pupils were wistfully glued to the reflection before him. The blue haired man kept himself upright by gripping the sides of the sink with clammy hands. Læraðr allowed the outermost angles of his eyebrows to descend. He slowly moved towards his husband. Askr’s head bent down. Læraðr followed his direction. He folded his hand into the other’s trembling one. And then, Læraðr saw something he never wished to see again.

 Askr does a lot for people. Too much. When Læraðr finds the exhausted Askr reduced to tears, he recognizes the need for change. What better way for a new start than a makeover?

Chapter 2 is up!

[rosymaraschino]

I’m going to try and add a little bit of fluff for today because I need it. Allow me to introduce a fun/weird crossover ship that I just created!

Im going to preface this saying that my otp above all otps is Læraðr x Askr. I will never stop shipping them. And Bowuigi, Luaisy, and Luisley ships are peak content.

BUT

I just got this crazy ship idea in my head that I know is completely original. And thus, I must vouch for it, because it deserves to exist even if I already have an otp. Before you run away, at least read my reasoning!

Still with me? Ok. 1, 2, 3

That wasn’t so bad, right? But I bet you want to know what the hell I am thinking! All I can say is that they make sense. My biggest argument? Askr is essentially a combination of qualities from Luigi’s most popular shipping candidates. More in depth research below!

Starting off with a familiar classic, there’s plenty of similarities right off the bat! Or should I say, cow.

Now onto one of the more popular Luigi ships as of late, we see that the Big Moo and the Big Roar are alike in a lot of ways!

Last but certainly not least is a dashing candidate! When comparing Prince Peasley and Askr, they have some surprising commonalities!

I’m not done yet! Now, for my last slide, I’d like to show you everything Askr has in common with everyone that is featured!

So, the verdict? Askr would work shockingly well with Luigi as a romantic partner! Here’s my terribly photoshopped picture of them! :)

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

The anon talking about rare pairs and such inspired me, so I’d like to present my weird ships. Not all of them but the ones I like the most.

I may have referenced one of them before but a refresher doesn’t hurt.

Bruno (FEH) x Nyna (Archanea)

Ike (Tellius) x Samus (Metroid)

Ike (Tellius) x Marth (Archanea)

Freyr (FEH) x Nott (FEH)

Askr (FEH) x Læraðr (FEH)

Lumera (Engage) x Rosalina (Mario)

Roy (Binding Blade) x Daisy (Mario)

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[rosymaraschino]

Why are my favorite ships almost never the canon ones and why do I have the most insane justifications for them😩

Example: FEH

Bruno/Zacharias x Nyna

I am going to say it again. *takes deep breath* TWO SAD GENTLE SOULS SCREWED OVER BY JERKS AND NYNA NEEDS A MASKED MAN WHO WON’T ABANDON HER FOR ANOTHER GAME FUCK YOU S*RIUS THEIR LOVE IS PURE. Also you can’t tell me that mask is all business. Nyna gets to wear it when she taps that Zachariass.

Læraðr x Askr

Oh come on they were both born in Yggdrasil, they knew each other, biblically 😉 He is the god of openness and always open for business, Læraðr comes there everyday (OK I’LL STOP). No but they’d be so sweet, Askr would give him the best hugs, Læraðr would brush his hair every morning and every night, and they’d attack random strangers with photos of their kids.

Alfster x Dagr

She called him Alfster it was Alfover. Shes going to make him better but also worse. Alfster legally changes his name to Alfster. Alfonse is the brains, Dagr is the brawn, both are the beauty but Alfonse doesn’t know that about himself yet.

Freyr x Nott

Soft boy and strong, lovesick girl. He’ll give her sweet dreams all day and all night. She’ll recite him poetry while bench pressing a hundred men to the song “Africa” by Toto. Nott will give him piggyback rides, she knows he likes them, but he’s always too embarrassed to ask. Freyja you should probably call it quits before the last thing you see is rocking abs and glorious green hair.

Also @apollo-just-ice convinced me Sharena x Heiðr is pretty sweet.

Sorry Veronica at least the only war crime Heist committed was being too good for this world. Also check out Apollo’s fics on ao3! This is probably the most sane and logical ship on my list and is beautiful actually?

Not a ship but Henriette must have had a fling with Loki in the past. Henriette was the dom obvi. The only woman Loki couldn’t fluster.

Loki: Ah, Henriette. I was just thinking of how ashamed your kingdom would be if they knew about our “secret arrangements” in the past. Wouldn’t it be a shame if I got rid of the “secret” part?

Henriette: Oh, it wouldn’t be a bother at all. Why, I think I should inform my people myself. After all, transparency is a good quality for a queen to have. I just hope you don’t mind that the people find out you called me mommy.