#asking the real questions.
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catominor · 10 months ago
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tbh which roman senators do you think whimpered the most
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dcs-fkin-mystics · 1 year ago
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Forget about Captain Marvel vs Shazam or Mary’s hero name: I wanna know If and how these two are related.
Dudley Dudley and Darla Dudley. What’s their story?
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maybeophe · 7 months ago
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she said "kiss me under the milky twilight" and we all just accepted that twilight is milky now. no one questioned her. twilight is a very many things but milky is not a word i'd personally use to describe it.
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supportive-editor · 2 years ago
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“Would being a pet owner count being a dad?”
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girls-againstgod · 7 months ago
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hey quick question would you have gone with me to the end? to the very fires of mordor?
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bighornerherder · 9 months ago
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This payment is WILD, the package is just a dinky old poker chip. Anyway, wish me luck everyone!
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lunarwednesday · 5 months ago
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Kindly Miquella... I see you've thrown away... Something you should not have... Under any circumstances.
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whatisthiswitchcraft · 7 months ago
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first of all yes let's talk about the fetishization of youth but secondly if Daniel Molloy doesn't get dicked down next season we ride at dawn
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willgrahamscock · 1 month ago
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why are you trans gender
why are you not transgender
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hiraeth-doux · 11 months ago
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markantonys · 5 months ago
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Nerdist interview
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sophsun1 · 13 days ago
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer – 7.03: Same Time, Same Place
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gothamite-rambler · 4 months ago
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A million dollars
Duke: Would you slap your favorite brother for a million dollars?
Jason without a second thought kicked Tim in the face, sending him to the floor.
Tim (shocked, anger): What the fuck?!
Duke (deadpan): I said slap.
Jason: Oh right, hold on.
Jason helped Tim up and then back hand slapped him across the face. Tim spun around and collapsed to the ground again.
Tim: Ow, I bit my cheek that time!
Tim moaned in pain.
Jason (pretending to be ignorant): Wait did you say favorite brother? I thought you meant if I had to slap one.
Tim: You know that's not what he said!
Duke (amused): You'd win, but Holy pimp slap Batman. Damn!
Tim: How much can I get for this?
Tim kicked Jason in his crotch causing the man to fall to the ground as well. Duke took a sip from his coffee mug trying not to laugh.
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tylersayscool · 9 months ago
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falafels · 11 days ago
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pt.15!!: a saga starring margarita jeremy
<pt.14 pt.16>
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reality-detective · 3 months ago
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An account named "Clint Trial" on X shared a video of Donald Trump visiting him after he was injured in combat. Clint noted that Trump, who recently appeared on Joe Rogan’s show, is often misrepresented by mainstream media, which rarely shows his true character. Clint emphasized that Trump’s opposition comes from challenging powerful media and political systems, urging viewers to reconsider mainstream narratives about him. 🤔
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