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tbh which roman senators do you think whimpered the most
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Forget about Captain Marvel vs Shazam or Mary’s hero name: I wanna know If and how these two are related.
Dudley Dudley and Darla Dudley. What’s their story?
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she said "kiss me under the milky twilight" and we all just accepted that twilight is milky now. no one questioned her. twilight is a very many things but milky is not a word i'd personally use to describe it.
#and why twilight? why can't i kiss her at a more reasonable hour? is her schedule busy?#asking the real questions.#shitposting#ophe rambling
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“Would being a pet owner count being a dad?”
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This payment is WILD, the package is just a dinky old poker chip. Anyway, wish me luck everyone!
#herder#fallout nv#fallout new vegas#courier six#I do Uber eats on the side#no for real and I recently opted in for package delivery#like anyone can make a package and then send it with a driver#you can’t tell me that some of those packages wouldn’t be sus#I won’t ask questions
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Kindly Miquella... I see you've thrown away... Something you should not have... Under any circumstances.
#elden ring#elden ring shadow of the erdtree#elden ring fanart#miquella#st trina#finished the dlc...perchance... i am gamer?#i really liked miquella as a villain or rather his journey into becoming one#loved that as a player you follow his traces and slowly come to realize that he's losing sight of who he was and what he was striving for#how can you save others if you cannot save yourself? god that old guy at the cross was asking the real questions
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first of all yes let's talk about the fetishization of youth but secondly if Daniel Molloy doesn't get dicked down next season we ride at dawn
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#eric bogosian#thanks playbill for asking the real questions.#id in alt text
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hey quick question would you have gone with me to the end? to the very fires of mordor?
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im annoyed and a little pedantic so can i just say as a blanket statement
queerbaiting is when the promotion for a FICTIONAL STORY intentionally hints towards two characters having a romantic relationship, without any intention to follow through in the show, in order to get queer people watching without discouraging the homophobic enjoyers of the show
queerbaiting is NOT:
a celebrity who you think is queer because theyre gnc or they have a 'vibe'. that is a real person and they cannot queerbait
two friends of the same gender pretending to flirt with each other for fun. those are real people and they cannot queerbait
a show with two characters of the same gender who are canonically friends that YOU PERSONALLY think would be better in a relationship. that's not bating, that's shipping, and subject to opinion
there are more but those are the main examples of people misunderstanding what queerbaiting is and being mad at something that isn't actually a problem
#the general rule if youre unsure is to ask yourself 'is that a real person i think is hinting that they are queer' and if the answer is yes#then that cannot be queerbaiting because thats a human person#apparently this is not a known fact anymore but even celebrities are human and have human emotions and human experiences#so sometimes their experiences appear to match yours and if your experience stems from your queer identity then often you can assume that#the celebrity in question is also queer#you may be right but you're probably wrong because you do not know that celebrity and have no way of knowing if they do not explicitly say#also its none of your business#anyway im annoyed at how many people dont know what queerbaiting is anymore#no jimmy solidarity and joel smallishbeans are not queerbaiting because they are FRIENDS and they are allowed to interact with each other#however they like because they are FRIENDS and they are not even remotely trying to hint that they themselves are queer or something#queerbaiting#queer#lgbtq#wren wrambles
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#kate middleton#princess of wales#british royal family#brf#British#princess diana#asking real questions#meme#funny memes#ruinedchildhood#lmao
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A million dollars
Duke: Would you slap your favorite brother for a million dollars?
Jason without a second thought kicked Tim in the face, sending him to the floor.
Tim (shocked, anger): What the fuck?!
Duke (deadpan): I said slap.
Jason: Oh right, hold on.
Jason helped Tim up and then back hand slapped him across the face. Tim spun around and collapsed to the ground again.
Tim: Ow, I bit my cheek that time!
Tim moaned in pain.
Jason (pretending to be ignorant): Wait did you say favorite brother? I thought you meant if I had to slap one.
Tim: You know that's not what he said!
Duke (amused): You'd win, but Holy pimp slap Batman. Damn!
Tim: How much can I get for this?
Tim kicked Jason in his crotch causing the man to fall to the ground as well. Duke took a sip from his coffee mug trying not to laugh.
#batfamily#batman#batfamily chronicles#duke thomas#jason todd#batfamily shenanigans#tim drake#batfamily headcanons#asking the real questions#batfamily fanfiction#flash fiction#batfamily comedy#headcanon batfamily#batfamily microseries#microfiction#part of my batfamily microseries#batfamily fic#batfamily funny#batfamily fluff#script fic#batfamily microfiction#batfamily chronicles microseries#dc fanfiction#part of my batfamily flash fiction#batfamily chronicles flash fiction#batfamily flash fiction#writers on tumblr#batfamily wholesome#part of my fanfiction#canon divergence
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Nerdist interview
#ropedit#rop cast#rings of power#galadriel#adar#sauron#morfydd clark#sam hazeldine#charlie vickers#charles edwards#mine#god-tier interviewer lmao asking the real questions#and none of them are denying the allegations!
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#asking the real questions#the way my jaw dropped cause i was doing SERIOUS research#brocedes#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#formula one#formula 1#f1#reddit
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Computer Programmer testifies that he was tasked with rigging elections.
Don't think things aren't happening 🤔
#pay attention#educate yourself#educate yourselves#wake the fuck up#wake up#healthy recipes#nature#pets#stranger things#wildlife#do some research#do your own research#ask yourself questions#question everything#nothing can stop what is coming#nothing is what it seems#news#real news#you decide
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Sae Niijima is such a good character it drives me insane a little. She's not a mother nor a maternal or doting older sister but instead a twenty four year old who was thrown into a position of responsibility that she never asked for. She loves Makoto just as much as she resents her and its so apparent every time they talk up until November. "Are you studying?" (I want you to do well) (I need you to get a job and stop making my life harder) "I'll use any method necessary to get this promotion" (Life will be easier for us) (So stop distracting me with your problems) "Focus on your future" (I know that you're capable) (I can't afford to waste my time on you, so stop wasting time on others)
Makoto is not only the sole reason she pushes as hard as she does for a promotion, for success, and the reason that she loses herself in her animosity over her fathers death, but also someone she can't stand for so long. Makoto was 14-15 when their father died. Sae was 21. As soon as she got the career she wanted and things started to look up, her stability was robbed from her and she was disillusioned with the system that her father had taught her to rely on and completely adhere to. How do you manage, the daughter of a cop, following his footsteps towards law enforcement, when you're suddenly reminded of how unfair it is? You can't quit, your little sister relies on you and she's so young and struggling just as badly with this grief. So you pick yourself up and you get moving again. You push harder, press further. You abandon your morals and your ethics because punishing criminals (guilty or not) is almost like punishing the man who killed your father.
And the whole time she's fighting for promotions, going for drinks with the SIU Director to make herself more favourable for promotions, trying to navigate being a woman in a competitive, suffocating, male-dominated field, falling behind despite doing so much where others are promoted for doing so little - all the while your little sister comes back from school and her biggest issues are so small compared to yours.
Persona 5 revolves so heavily around grief and loss and change and Sae embodies all of that so well, all of the sharp and unpleasant and jagged parts of grief.
#sae niijima#persona brainrot real#idk what possessed me for this i jsut love her#beyond her being rlly hot and such a driven and compelling character#the way that we see her on screen is so heavily shaped and influenced by grief that its almost crushing when you notice it#she focuses on work because if she falls behind it could cost her and her sister everything#yet she lives in her fathers house. works a job her father would be proud of. is praised through her proximity to her father.#her sister idolises her and relies on her like a parent. sae was never supposed to be that to her#how am i meant to be your mother and your father? how am i meant to be the source of stability in your life when im not stable in mine#and the whole time your little sister sits there and where shes actually putting on a brave face and forcing through her own grief#struggling to put a life without her father into perspective#to you she just looks ... complacent. willfully ignorant to the situation that you're both in and the struggles you're both facing#why WOULDNT you hate her?#and then you realise that shes not ignorant. shes not as stupid or as oblivious as you thought#every time she was being distracting and asking pointless questions she was just reaching out to you#and each time you had to push her hand away and tell her not now. focus. study.#they drive me insane actually#persona 5#p5r#persona 5 royal#makoto niijima
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ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story
#you know. the one with the pendulum#'hey. why are you as an allo person shipping this aspec character like this'#'oh aspec people can still date/have sex!'#'yeah. now can you answer the question that i actually asked you'#like goddamn just say you don't care they're aspec and you want to fulfill a sexual/romantic fantasy with them. that's Fine#it like. sucks. for sure. lotta aspec people will be unhappy with you. but everyone is entitled to their own wants and experiences.#but i'd prefer you just be honest with it rather than using our community's conversation points as retroactive justification#and ONCE AGAIN. you guys are real fucking cavalier with this shit and it shows a real fundamental lack of respect for aspecs#when most of you would NEVER ship a canonically gay character with the 'other' gender. cause again. it would suck.#you can do it. nobody's Stopping you. but it would suck.#and we understand that putting a queer character in situations that erase that queerness is shitty! until it comes to aspec characters!#and whoa... there it is again... people don't consider aspec identities to be queer... crazy how it always comes back to that#anyway. you all know what i'm talking about. have seen many posts about this lately#it is [ long sigh ] unfortunately a very hot button issue with the advent lately of alastor hazbinhotel#which. again. god i wish there were other canon aspec characters to be having this conversation about.#but we'll have to do our best with what we have#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#aroace#talking#aspec#asexual#asexuality
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