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catominor · 7 months ago
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tbh which roman senators do you think whimpered the most
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dcs-fkin-mystics · 9 months ago
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Forget about Captain Marvel vs Shazam or Mary’s hero name: I wanna know If and how these two are related.
Dudley Dudley and Darla Dudley. What’s their story?
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maybeophe · 4 months ago
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she said "kiss me under the milky twilight" and we all just accepted that twilight is milky now. no one questioned her. twilight is a very many things but milky is not a word i'd personally use to describe it.
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supportive-editor · 1 year ago
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“Would being a pet owner count being a dad?”
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bighornerherder · 6 months ago
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This payment is WILD, the package is just a dinky old poker chip. Anyway, wish me luck everyone!
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lunarwednesday · 3 months ago
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Kindly Miquella... I see you've thrown away... Something you should not have... Under any circumstances.
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whatisthiswitchcraft · 5 months ago
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first of all yes let's talk about the fetishization of youth but secondly if Daniel Molloy doesn't get dicked down next season we ride at dawn
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girls-againstgod · 4 months ago
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hey quick question would you have gone with me to the end? to the very fires of mordor?
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wren-kitchens · 6 months ago
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im annoyed and a little pedantic so can i just say as a blanket statement
queerbaiting is when the promotion for a FICTIONAL STORY intentionally hints towards two characters having a romantic relationship, without any intention to follow through in the show, in order to get queer people watching without discouraging the homophobic enjoyers of the show
queerbaiting is NOT:
a celebrity who you think is queer because theyre gnc or they have a 'vibe'. that is a real person and they cannot queerbait
two friends of the same gender pretending to flirt with each other for fun. those are real people and they cannot queerbait
a show with two characters of the same gender who are canonically friends that YOU PERSONALLY think would be better in a relationship. that's not bating, that's shipping, and subject to opinion
there are more but those are the main examples of people misunderstanding what queerbaiting is and being mad at something that isn't actually a problem
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hiraeth-doux · 9 months ago
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gothamite-rambler · 2 months ago
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A million dollars
Duke: Would you slap your favorite brother for a million dollars?
Jason without a second thought kicked Tim in the face, sending him to the floor.
Tim (shocked, anger): What the fuck?!
Duke (deadpan): I said slap.
Jason: Oh right, hold on.
Jason helped Tim up and then back hand slapped him across the face. Tim spun around and collapsed to the ground again.
Tim: Ow, I bit my cheek that time!
Tim moaned in pain.
Jason (pretending to be ignorant): Wait did you say favorite brother? I thought you meant if I had to slap one.
Tim: You know that's not what he said!
Duke (amused): You'd win, but Holy pimp slap Batman. Damn!
Tim: How much can I get for this?
Tim kicked Jason in his crotch causing the man to fall to the ground as well. Duke took a sip from his coffee mug trying not to laugh.
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markantonys · 2 months ago
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Nerdist interview
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tylersayscool · 7 months ago
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constantly-deactivated · 6 months ago
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Computer Programmer testifies that he was tasked with rigging elections.
Don't think things aren't happening 🤔
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persona-brainrot-real · 2 months ago
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Sae Niijima is such a good character it drives me insane a little. She's not a mother nor a maternal or doting older sister but instead a twenty four year old who was thrown into a position of responsibility that she never asked for. She loves Makoto just as much as she resents her and its so apparent every time they talk up until November. "Are you studying?" (I want you to do well) (I need you to get a job and stop making my life harder) "I'll use any method necessary to get this promotion" (Life will be easier for us) (So stop distracting me with your problems) "Focus on your future" (I know that you're capable) (I can't afford to waste my time on you, so stop wasting time on others)
Makoto is not only the sole reason she pushes as hard as she does for a promotion, for success, and the reason that she loses herself in her animosity over her fathers death, but also someone she can't stand for so long. Makoto was 14-15 when their father died. Sae was 21. As soon as she got the career she wanted and things started to look up, her stability was robbed from her and she was disillusioned with the system that her father had taught her to rely on and completely adhere to. How do you manage, the daughter of a cop, following his footsteps towards law enforcement, when you're suddenly reminded of how unfair it is? You can't quit, your little sister relies on you and she's so young and struggling just as badly with this grief. So you pick yourself up and you get moving again. You push harder, press further. You abandon your morals and your ethics because punishing criminals (guilty or not) is almost like punishing the man who killed your father.
And the whole time she's fighting for promotions, going for drinks with the SIU Director to make herself more favourable for promotions, trying to navigate being a woman in a competitive, suffocating, male-dominated field, falling behind despite doing so much where others are promoted for doing so little - all the while your little sister comes back from school and her biggest issues are so small compared to yours.
Persona 5 revolves so heavily around grief and loss and change and Sae embodies all of that so well, all of the sharp and unpleasant and jagged parts of grief.
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knifearo · 9 months ago
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ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story
#you know. the one with the pendulum#'hey. why are you as an allo person shipping this aspec character like this'#'oh aspec people can still date/have sex!'#'yeah. now can you answer the question that i actually asked you'#like goddamn just say you don't care they're aspec and you want to fulfill a sexual/romantic fantasy with them. that's Fine#it like. sucks. for sure. lotta aspec people will be unhappy with you. but everyone is entitled to their own wants and experiences.#but i'd prefer you just be honest with it rather than using our community's conversation points as retroactive justification#and ONCE AGAIN. you guys are real fucking cavalier with this shit and it shows a real fundamental lack of respect for aspecs#when most of you would NEVER ship a canonically gay character with the 'other' gender. cause again. it would suck.#you can do it. nobody's Stopping you. but it would suck.#and we understand that putting a queer character in situations that erase that queerness is shitty! until it comes to aspec characters!#and whoa... there it is again... people don't consider aspec identities to be queer... crazy how it always comes back to that#anyway. you all know what i'm talking about. have seen many posts about this lately#it is [ long sigh ] unfortunately a very hot button issue with the advent lately of alastor hazbinhotel#which. again. god i wish there were other canon aspec characters to be having this conversation about.#but we'll have to do our best with what we have#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#aroace#talking#aspec#asexual#asexuality
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