#ask trapper

[meet-the-trapper-tf2]

Ask me about anyone(ocs, mercs etc) and i’ll try respond

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send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.

[tojisun]

simon is a thirst trap king okay ???

especially in a relationship with you. he loovveesss sending thirst trap videos and pics cause he's a fucking whore and he LOVES your reactions.

imagine he sends you this video of himself walking in the rain in a thin t-shirt that hugs his muscles:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8JJerVp/

I'M S(CREAMING) 🛐🛐🛐🛐

also simon lowkey has a tik tok where he posts these thirst traps because YOU want him to 😭

OH MY GODDD

im giggling but simon is a thirst trap king for sure!! his body is great, with the scars and all, and he knows it and i love that so much!

it starts with a gym pic—a black compression shirt, some shorts, and his beautiful tatted delts on display. has your mouth watering so you send him appreciative comments, chirping how he looks good and that wow he should really come home soon. (he did lol)

then it exploded into something permanent when you posted it on your socials—“ribbon challenge with my man” and it’s him tearing through the pink bow on his bicep by flexing, and people, rightfully so, are interesteddd

he starts an account per your suggestion, and every post a video he’s already sent you so he always dedicates them to you. he always tags your user in every post, and there are no hashtags or anything, and he limits the comments to only you because you’re truly the only target audience he needs 🙂‍↕️

sure his friends start featuring in them (number one liked video was when he dumped his phone on price and this man was so sleep deprived, he thought he’s on a facetime call or smthn and just started murmuring, “hey. yeah how are you?” (this greeting is just muscle memory) “sorry i can’t hear you well because the kids (he means the boys) are loud but when are they not. hello? i cant hear you—” he brought the phone close to his forehead. “hello? simon! the call’s been dropped, i think!”) but it’s always videos of him flexing, or showing off his back, or his tits to you first then to the masses LOL

but yea this man thirst traps well. needs to tease you first, you know?

(you start retaliating and, well, simon can no longer let the lads borrow his phone)

[regular-gnome]

what do you think papa titan looked like when they were alive

He's gonna appear in the main story but anyways. I think there are two forms they take, the larger one that grows to be size of an island and a smaller one (probably using magic like King in the carnival episode), and that might be what the changing before getting under the water was suggested in end of WaD But I dont really get why papa titan looks so different in the large skeletal form compared to the smaller one, the horns and skull are totally different, the hands change a lot too. I think its more of a design choice to make him look more menacing in the finale and more looking like King in while talking to Luz

[thelatecaptainpierce]

Thank you for the Trapper Monday. I am feeling absolutely normal (lying). <3

A blessed Trapper Monday to us all <3

[hawkeyeslaughter]

Do you have any (minor) headcanons that you have little to no evidence for but you just believe them as if they were the truth?

oh god of course i do

— the nurses taught klinger how to hem , alter , even make some of his own clothes ; he gets so good at it that sometimes they just come to him with their needs

— the uke ( ? ) that hawkeye has hanging in the swamp ? he knows how to play it surprisingly well , he just never does unless drunker than usual

— radar put soles in his boots one time that made him taller and it took even hawkeye like a solid week to figure out what was different about him ( once he did , though , radar had no refuge from the teasing )

— the nurses hold regular gossip sessions and sometimes compare notes on the guys of the 4077th

— margaret knows how to cut hair , taught herself how to cut her own ( because she got sick of barbers not cutting it the way she wanted ) . has more than once had to come to the rescue of nurses who have marred their hair by taking the scissors to it

— in college bj was a relentless and revered hazer ( which is funny considering he barely got through his own hazing )

— hawkeye’s use of petnames ( “ darling “ , “ sweetheart “ , “ baby “ , etc etc ) are all picked up from trapper . prior to meeting him he hardly ever used them

— when oliver got his orders home , trapper and hawkeye threw him a rager in the swamp and were very badly hungover for their actual goodbye the next day

— father mulcahy has that thing where he hears a tune and can instantly play it on the piano

— charles falls asleep regularly during movie nights hawkeye and beej drag him to , usually on hawkeye’s shoulder

— trapper is colorblind . not like , drastically colorblind , but hawkeye finds out one day and teases him absolutely relentlessly for it

— trapper and oliver always did this bit where they pretended they were whispering things and wouldn’t tell hawkeye what they were saying because it was funny to watch hawkeye get all huffy and annoyed with them

— henry has to do the right / left things with his hands all the time ( PLSASE ITS SO STUPID )

— margaret has a crazy sweet tooth + sometimes bj asks peg to send sweets back specifically for margaret

— potter’s horse or pet names in general very rarely alter because he just can’t be bothered to come up with new creative ones . besides , tried and true always works

— klinger is a pool shark . idk why he is he just is . he has pool shark vibes

— trapper briefly considered going into pediatrics

— charles sometimes has very serious conversations with the camp strays ( mainly just voicing whatever he may be thinking of at the particular moment )

— radar sometimes likes to imagine he’s the protagonist in a superhero world and i mean why not . little dude is literally psychic

— hawkeye has a habit of ripping at his nails , klinger regularly checks them and manicures them for him

— the nurses and swamp rats regularly get involved in prank wars . the nurses are far more clever than some people realize

— hawkeye and trapper stood back to back once to see who was taller and had radar judge ( hawkeye tried to bribe radar to say it was him )

— one time margaret made frank cry so hard he threw up . good for her

— bj has weirdly good reflexes and can catch things while barely looking up , he has a habit of saying “ i knew i should’ve gotten into baseball “

— charles does that thing where someone asks him to do something and he says “ no “ while actively doing it

— the swamp rats are all actively ready to swing on anyone who upsets one of the nurses and that goes double for margaret . sometimes they actually do

— hawkeye has a pair of roller skates . do with this information what you will .

— father mulcahy is a self - taught painter

— henry tells the same stories more than once and hawkeye , trapper , and radar have a mutual agreement to pretend they’ve never heard them whenever this happens

— hawkeye and radar have made many a pinky promise , and never once did one get broken

— charles is surprisingly a god awful secret keeper , he tells most secrets to margaret

— henry is scared shitless of cats

[letternotekisses]

Could you do something for The trapper? Along the lines of getting caught in one of his traps in a game and he can't resist getting a good feel, it would be a waste to just be put on hook afterall!!

ily anon <3 cw for v slight mention of the trapper jerkin it, blood n gore and non consensual touching

You were his favourite.

You were keen and diligent, always glancing up and down to spot the glimpse of the metal jaws he'd primed in the greenery. You knew who he was - a hunter, tracking you through the dirty moss and bristling reeds in wait of your delicate ankles falling victim to his traps. Evan had waited so long to snatch you up, yet it seemed at every trials end you were disappearing into the fog - just out of arms reach.

This trial, however, felt different. Maybe the entity had finally heeded his requests in the bloodweb - his gnarled mask staring into the fire as he carelessly threw in another offering. Or rather, she'd heard his heavy grunts ringing out through the ironworks - Evan's breaths billowing out behind his mask in raspy moans that sounded suspiciously like your name.

Either way - his prize came forth in the form of a suspiciously easy trial - where he'd still yet to catch you. You'd tried your best in the end, unhooking your little friends every time Evan had strung them up like pigs to bleed, but it just wasn't enough. He seemed faster, stronger this round - cleaving through the other survivors like butter and leaving little old you all alone to find the hatch.

All it took was for one little misstep, the stress of your situation leaving you less alert than usual and allowing you the misfortune of stumbling right into the jagged metal of one of his traps. A shiver of dark delight fell over Evan once he heard your scream sound out into the cold air, why, you were only a few metres away, you sneaky little thing.

You claw at your ankle, hands slicked with blood as you try so desperately to pry the metal jaws away from your torn flesh. Your grip is made worse by the watery mud of the swamp, and it isn't long until you hear the thundering footsteps of the Trapper behind you, your heart hammering like a little hummingbird in your chest.

He's quick to splay a broad hand out on the small of your back, pushing you harshly into the mud so he can crane the trap off of your ankle. Evan can hear your pained whimpers, face buried into the crook of your arms as you wait for him to pick you up, or worse, mori you. Instead, the Trapper takes great satisfaction in moving his calloused hand underneath you, propping you up so he can rut himself against your back.

Evan practically growls against the back of your head, the gnarled carving of his mask jutting into your soft cheek. His breaths are thick and rugged as he reaches to palm your soft tits through the fabric of your top - your confused, indignant whimper only made it all the more delicious. He palms your hip in a deceptively soothing manner, his fat, heavy cock stiffening against the cleft of your ass.

But alas, the Entity hungers. The Trapper pulls away almost reluctantly, the Entity had gifted him greatly this trial - Evan would make sure to keep in her good graces for trials much like this in the future. You cry and squirm as he hoists you up, kicking against the broad wall that is his back when he stands straight, a hand kept firm on your ass in a very indiscreet manner. He growls, feeling his cock chubbed up against his boiler suit.

It's a damn shame to watch the Entity take you away, your body ascending into the sky as Evan observed, a pleased rumble reverberating through his chest. He continues to think about it long after the trial had ended.

When you pop back up at your shabby little campfire, confused and stammering as your survivor friends crowd you in attempts at comfort - Evan watches on from the treeline, palming at himself through his overalls. Now that the Entity had gifted him a taste of you - he only wanted more.

Poor sweet thing, you had no idea what was ahead of you now.

[fishyvamp]

The Trapper disappeared in 1935. World War 2 happened in 1939. So.

S/O: The first world war-

Trapper: What do you mean the first

S/O: ... 😦

Trapper: What do you mean the first

Oh my god he doesn't even know about nukes

Like how would u even explain that to them man

In one of the newer tomes there is a journal entry in which talks about Evan Macmillan serving in "The Great War" he was on the front lines and was known for crossing no man's land while wearing a bone mask made from human skull. Is it the same Trapper? I don't know, especially since the multiverse exists in DBD. Anyways have a written drabble.

"you mean the great war right? Right?!" Trapper asks recalling how bloody the first was. The death and destruction that had followed everyone there. The earth marred forever changed in many places. He can't get the screams out of his head as he watched men who took too long to put on their gas masks. That was the war to end all wars, that's what they told everyone.

You shook your head, "yes, but we call it world war 1, world war 2 popped off in 1939 after Germany invaded Poland." Trapper rose to his feet angrily pacing back and forth, "Damn krauts couldn't keep their filthy paws off of things for 5 minutes." After mumbling some other offense old timey sentiments regarding the German people he calms down and looks at you, "Pray tell my darling dear, how did that particular war end?"

His face going pale as you explain the hydrogen bomb and how entire populations were eradicated in seconds and all done via delivery of planes something was just getting commercialized when the fog took him. "And here I thought the prohibition would be the worst thing to happen after the war."

He's just sits down and puts you in his lap, feeling upset that victory wasn't actually victory after the war and how damaging it must of been. All those wars you mentioned, ones you weren't sure about the details on, they happen so frequently now it's hard for you to remember what's happening when unless you're actively keeping track. He needs to feel your weight on him, "human nature." He just scoffed nuzzling into you needing a moment to digest it all. Too many men in power are too much like his father, he shouldn't have ever expected less.

[deadbydangit]

HEYYY!! first of all I LOVE YOUR WORK mmm and secondly I come with an idea... where Huntress is in an intimate situation with her S/O (worshiping YK) and during this she finds that her S/O has tickles around her hips OR ANYWHERE and what would be her reaction to the sudden laughter of her S/O in such a situation in your opinion?? I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND ME LOVE YA!!

Hmm, I think I can do this. I'm going to simplify it a bit. Hope that's okay. Please enjoy.

With a Ticklish Reader

Huntress, Trapper

Huntress

It started off as just a regular hug.

The kind she would give you everyday.

But then she moved her hand up your side to pull you closer.

And you... Giggled?

She was puzzled.

Did she do something funny?

Did you do something weird?

She knows she isn't exactly normal. She's actually self-conscious about that.

Anna might even feel offended. Like you're laughing at her.

You'll have to explain that you're ticklish.

And then you have to explain what ticklish means.

I'd like to think that Anna herself is ticklish, she just doesn't know it.

Rather, because she's never been tickled by anybody.

She spent most of her life alone, so it only makes sense that she isn't sure.

She'll still be confused.

Try under her neck.

And she'll start squirming and laughing.

She doesn't know what this feeling is.

But she likes it.

A lot.

So much so that she'll ask you to tickle her.

You two will probably get into full fledged tickle fights.

Fights where you'll see who the first to scream uncle is.

If you want her to stop or it isn't a good time, you'll have to face her seriously and tell her.

But how can you say no to a tickle fight when she gives you those puppy dog eyes?

Trapper

Evan isn't a ticklish.

At all.

He finds it rather childish to be ticklish.

If the topic of being ticklish is ever brought up, he'll scoff and call it a 'baby activity'.

That is, until he found out that you were ticklish.

It started like any other day, a normal hug.

Despite being a rough and tough type of guy, Evan really loves giving you hugs.

He began to soothingly run his fingers along your back.

At least, he thought it would be soothing.

He didn't expect you to start giggling.

He'll stop for a moment.

He probably thinks he's hearing things.

Then, he'll resume running his fingers along your back.

But when you giggle again?

He's smirking.

This devilish man is thinking of all the things he could do to you.

To get you to submit to him.

He's borderline sadistic.

"If you don't stop bothering me, I'll tickle you."

"You know when people laugh so hard they can't breathe?"

"That's going to be you."

But he knows what enough is enough.

If you aren't in the mood or you've had enough, he'll stop.

But it's really hard for him to.

Hearing your cute laugh is just so intoxicating.

[t00thpasteface]

Update on my "none of friends like MASH" plight:

friend has been found. friend is very nice. Talking to friend led to this silly interaction between Hawkeye and One Unnamed Character, for which you will have no context.

"…I can't say I'm glad you're Hawkeye, but at least you're not Trapper."

"why's that?"

"He's the straight one I think"

trapper has "it's not gay to kiss the homies goodnight" energy to me. like, he does gay stuff, but he doesn't think it's gay, because it's just pallin' around with the guys, and besides, he's not gay, obviously, so why would he do gay stuff, amirite?

[trappper-johnathan]

Klinger and Hawkeye are not included because that would be too easy. Klinger is THEE drag queen of the 4077th, and we all know Hawkeye would kill it, so they are the judges.

((btw I would love to hear why you chose who you did! And also if you think of any drag names the characters would come up with 👀))

[artificial-radiance]

I'm curious! Why trapper instead of hunter for beast? is it a case of 'she's named after how you get her?'

It's actually due to me thinking Hunter/Huntress was a little too on-the-nose for a reflection, but it also has to do with how she acts.

She's similar to the Hunted in that she knows how to survive and keep you alive based on instinct, but where he is prey, she is predator. She thinks herself an ambush predator, and so she will act like one.

It also ties into the Quarry's chapter 3 routes - the Snare (Den equivalent) and the Cage (Wild equivalent). They aren't as thoroughly planned out though, I need to play through Beast, Den, and Wild again.

She went through a few name changes actually - originally she was the Cutthroat, and then briefly the Hunter, and now the Trapper.

[eagle-head-charge]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRAPPER, MEDIC, ME AND MY LOVELY MOUR WENT TRICK-OR-TREATING TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No sign of Merasmus this year. LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT SO MUCH CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@meet-the-trapper-tf2 @medic-on-red @medic-and-spy DID YOU GUYS HAVE FUN?????????? MAKE SURE ALL YOUR CANDY IS AMERICAN!!!!!!!!! NO COMMIE FOODS ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[regular-gnome]

Hi! Don’t know if you’ve ever answered something like this before, but…are (fully-grown) Titans completely immune to the effects of the Boiling Sea, or is it more of a natural erosion process happening (at least when they’re dead and serving as islands)?

When it comes to immunity to boiling water, I think it’s a trait titans have when they are alive and maybe not necessarily just when they’re grown up. In the episode "Edge of the World", one of the titan trappers slips in the background and falls into boiling water but is unharmed, but glowing slightly. The glow might just be a coloring effect to show warmth, but when the Golden Guard jumps out of water, he doesn’t glow, whaat makes me think titans have some kind of skin or fur mechanism protecting them from extreme temperatures. Whether this develops as they mature or is present in childhood I'm not sure, as we never see King in a similar situation. And while the titan trapper has a young titan skull, the skin probably comes from an older titan. It would be easier to work with larger stretches of pelt than smaller ones when making clothing for the whole cult

[corporal-oreilly]

i thought this fit them well but i couldn’t find a template so i just drew it myself (badly)

radar and his two gay dads

[hawkeyeslaughter]

i just have to believe hawkeye’s limbs are too long for him . i believe he has constant bruises on his legs from walking into desk corners and he stumps his feet on doorframes . i believe he consistently misses the last step when going down the stairs . i believe sometimes he raises his hand to do his little wave and accidentally thumbs himself in the eye . i believe he trips over his own feet and lands full - length .