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kaiser with a kind motherly manager who says "you did great!" or "good job!" after a successful interview/press appearance and it sounds like she's praising a dog who just learned a new trick. kind of baby talking him just a little without realizing and he gets so bricked up and immediately bothered by it that he like. speed walks out of the room.
its so bad for him KSDHFJ
its like. the important part of this is that he really kind of rejects the relationship at first i think. kaiser is such a huge pain to deal with and his agency has bounced him through like several diff managers and they've all been driven completely insane by him - men and women. and so they take a different approach and instead of giving someone more professional, they have u step up to the plate
and you're like. an impenetrable wall. you have some experience with kids (maybe your own, maybe just childcare) and it's enough that it makes you this like source of complete Calm. its so easy for people to get annoyed with kaiser
its on purpose too. he knows exactly what buttons to push to make people angry and it's rare someone can get under his skin very sincerely. he figures you'll be just like the rest of them and give up on trying to be his friend or reason with him eventually. they all do.
but. But. you're Maternal in a way that makes kaiser feel like a kid throwing a tantrum any time he does or says things. no matter what kind of insults or berating he does you're just Firm. basically gentle parenting him. AND you're persistent about him.
one time, very much joking, kaiser does something you ask the first time and you practically Beam at him. and maybe just as a reaction, you sort of ruffle his hair and smile with your eyes crinkled and go "see? wouldn't it be nice if you could be a good boy like this all the time?"
instant hard-on. fuck fuck fuck fuck his life fuck everything. thankfully you dont notice but he does and he thinks about ending it all.
and then. subconsciously. he does get just the SLIGHTEST bit more agreeable. just a little tiny bit. and everytime he acts half decent you do the thing again. you really are very Motherly. you're an older woman so he guesses it makes sense but sometimes the way you tell him you'll treat him to dinner after a good match makes him feel the full extent of it. its very mother and her troubled son and he is Less Against that then he should be. the lines are sooooo blurry.
he wants to fight it so bad and he tries so hard but he has a wet dream about you in a way that makes him feel like he's regressed. if he was normal he could pass it off as a crush but the dream is of you letting him suck your tits while you give him a handjob and he stops being able to deny what it is and it plagues and ruins his life.
i think he comes onto you eventually. and it is genuinely in an attempt to push you away and make you disappointed. but then you flip it on him and give him a sexual favor and pull his pants back up for him afterwards and pat his thigh and he's so panicky and Oh No
its so bad JKDFHFSJKD. its so so bad you ruined him and he also becomes possesive over you in a distinct way. it's so misplaced like he's proving freud very right because you're not his mom. you're not.
but the kind of entitlement and the way you are the object of his sexual desire can only be attributed to some weird mother son shit. mind you not a mommy kink. there's not really a roleplay to it for him. he just kind of blatantly wants you to mother him. and it's so so so bad. he's such a freak
#return to sender#psuedocest cw#ask to tag cw#dark content cw#this isnt incest its like. roleplay but well
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so I write two characters heavily effected by one of the leaks, I won't be adapting it into my portrayal even when it becomes officially canonized for a number of reasons, but the main one is more to do with viv as a writer & human being.
Rosie as Alastor's contract holder is antisemitic. HH struggles with it's portrayal of its ethnically diverse cast, but having their black radio host owned by a canonically jewish-coded (read her casting sheet) cannibal leader is too blatant for me. It heralds the conspiracy theories proposed by figures like Kanye, it doesn't make narrative sense. It's. Bad. Note I'm not judging you if you like it, or even headcanoned it, I will still interact with you, I don't blame anyone or judge them for the fictional content they enjoy, but I can't personally humor this as *canon*, with her casting sheet in mind, in good conscience. Much love.
#✎ ༘ * « ᴡʜᴇʀᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴀʀᴛ ᴛʜᴏᴜ ʀᴏᴍᴇᴏ » ┆ 𝒲riter﹐out.#hh leaks cw#fandom wank cw#negative cw#hh critical cw#ask to tag cw#antisemitism
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Continued from here! @moonlightsdew
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Hazbin Hotel, huh? Good to know. As far as the Slayer was concerned, however, not even a majority of those back in the Dark Realm he had to deal with bothered with building a place to stay awhile for travelers, and especially not for him, as he was considered an ages-long foe to its ruler.
Here, though, so many unknowns were at play. Even someone known to be a brute like him anywhere knew where and when to best behave.
...This man, to the stranger's intrigue, but also disappointment in equal measure, wasn't one for long talk. Laconic types can be difficult to deal with, after all. Or those who take to being quiet, for that matter.
A nod, most likely as thanks for the welcome, looked to be the only response Alastor was given so far, after which a brief glance followed. The gaze beneath his helmet was unreadable as well, but if anything, that look was mostly to familiarize himself with the host's form. Being good with photographic memory sure came in handy, after all.
Ultimately, though, this tough guy REALLY should rework how he speaks to people. He used to be so full of charm in his youth, but having spent time in wars beyond imagination made him lose edge in... Yeah, that.
Sorry, Alastor-- You're dealing with a hardass for a guest right now. A war veteran like the Slayer, let alone him being an ascended member of a rumored race of divines from beyond (even if he personally finds it a curse more than a blessing) who had seen a bit of everything might need a little more icebreaking.
#Welcome (IC)#Stand your ground (RP)#Unchained Predator (Doom Slayer)#moonlightsdew#ask to tag tw#ask to tag cw#hazbin hotel tw#hazbin hotel cw#(if anyone were to talk to him pre-doom he'd otherwise be quite the charmer)#(alastor doesn't get to talk to that version of doomie and he's stuck dealing with a war veteran of sorts that he is now lmao)
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consider this: deal maker charlie
Charlie who harbors the downtrodden dead, has beens in a literal sense, in exchange for their souls she shields them. all she really asks in exchange is for their participation in her new project - redemption. & Whatever lengths she's willing to go through to 'fix you'.
#mobile tbt.#ask to tag cw#( me: happy i finally have a muse who is just good )#( the goblin in my brain: AU WHERE SHE SUCKS )
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[ I work late tomorrow and I also work Saturday and then I'm doing things Saturday night. Bear with me.]
[.... I also am like. Really starting to dislike this one racist ass coworker who's constantly complaining about everything so that's fun :^) she's the kind of person who's like 'ugh people are too sensitive and pc these days' and then uhhh says slurs. Bad.]
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Ya know when people told me "when you're finally safe enough that you can leave survival mode and start to let go of and process your c-ptsd/trauma things are probably going to get really, really bad before they slowly start to get better" I thought that was reasonable. I did not understand that by "things are going to get bad" they meant "you're going to find yourself in the worst mental state of your entire life, but dw, that means it's working" and tbh I simply wish someone had been more clear.
Edit: If everyone could please take a minute and think about what it must feel like to be struggling and then have multiple strangers say to your face that they find the prospect of going through what you're going through so horrifying that they'd rather kill themselves and then stop leaving comments like that I would greatly appreciate it.
#hply fuck y'all I haven't felt like this?? ever???#tryinf to be gentle with myself#but I truly feel like I'm made of glass#personal#negative#vent#cw suicide mention#ask to tag
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#i’ve been thinking abt that cringe post#i think the latent feelings behind ‘cringe’ are shame and sometimes envy/bitterness#same vibes as when six year olds say ‘those toys are for babies’ if they’ve been shamed for their age by older kids#anyway. i think part of the healing process is realizing that shame puts you at war with yourself bc part of yourself is a social being!#and that part of you wants community and acceptance (maybe love). shame is the absence of acceptance#unlearning shame means learning self-love and gaining the confidence to find your people#jerma#cw jerma#(someone asked me to tag lol)
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couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead
#calne ca#hatsune miku#VOCALOID#cw: body horror#<- And I Fucking Mean That We Are Not Fucking Around Today#well we are. as in I drew this as a fuckaround treat for myself#but the body horror tag is the most warranted its ever been on this blog#ask to tag#I am as ever on my journey to make calne ca Worse. her OG version is too cool. even the crab ver is too cool#I need her to be worse to look at. I am also getting myself into to mood to test my hand at boarding a pmv for my friend's cover#I think my thought for this was ''I should try and give her a more insectoid bodyplan''#which in this mostly means gently three-part body and six limbs (my favourite amount of limbs to draw rn)#actually almost gave her eight but didnt like how that silhouette came out so I mermaided her uh. abdomen I guess#though maybe next time I do this I should push that idea more. the head and torso are still very distinct for one unified part#I feel like one of my old attempts was onto something with like. a more horizontal body plan... well! live and learn etc#happy late mid autumn I guess. I should play with touys about it... I miss model kits. mayhaps...
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i started looking up v4lveplug to learn what other ppl do with tf posing issues.
i wanna draw smth raunchy but brain says the robot parts wont bend that way.
maybe i just gotta. pop out the limbs. sorry megs if ur legs wont play along they Gotta Go. otherwise i gotta find a reference SOMEWHERE and ughhghh so much for THAT.
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"I let myself in. I hope you don't mind?" (henry b!)
@houseflyy
"Well, of course I mind! I enjoy your company very much, Melody!" Bemis explained in a half-exclamation, pouting slightly. She ought not insult herself like that; a visit from a companion was always welcome. "You see, it's just— just that—"
He trailed off. Then he smiled shyly and laughed nervously.
"Well, what I was going to say was, 'it's just that you should make absolutely sure that no one else sees you', but that's precisely it: there's no one around to see you, no one at all except me."
Not any wife or bank president or customers or company to entertain or anybody else, just him, and her.
"To tell the truth, it's been getting awfully lonely. Why, I— I wonder if I'll ever find another human alive at all, or if I'm doomed to become part of this smashed landscape and rubble caused by that... that horrible weapon, that bomb."
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the price of your mercy
#hi rmbr that wip from seven months ago . well here it is as done as it's gonna get bc i cant take it anymore 💯💯#where are my edward elric fans in the crowd part two#fmab fanart#fmab#fma#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fullmetal alchemist#edward elric#was gonna post this on oct 3 but didn't have enough timeeee srry guys :(#anime#fanart#the stream of consciousness in tags is so funny bc i'll be having a convo w myself#and then i'm like oh yeah i forgot that tag LMAOOZ#fma brotherhood#digital art#cw eyestrain#tw eyestrain#cw blood#do not ask me what the lighting is doing idk#i've been trying to finish this for seven hrs it's DONE okay#anyway red bg my fav#always does me right#hopefully u guys also like this arc as much as me#i have other versions of this to post but i cant decide which is my fav
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Part 1 / Part 2
#danny phantom#danny fenton#comic#nicktoons unite#its just danny but tagging that since its in universe lol#dewdles#old comic i just remembered i havent posted here yet#cw blood#ask to tag
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ok well
#vrailart#dont ask about the 180 in fixations idk how i got here either. hi#going from moe anime guys to old guys killing eachother#tf2#team fortress 2#miss pauling#tf2 soldier#tf2 scout#blood cw#ask for more tags if needed :rose:
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Actually am still kinda pissed that my fiancé's psychatrist evaluated him for anxiety and said he didn't have it but then was like "in the future I'd like to see you make enough progress with your anxiety that you feel comfortable taking your mask(N95 not neurodivergent mask) off" and didn't seem to care when he explained that his fiancé(me) has several severe chronic illnesses and immune issues so we both do what we can to ensure I don't get sick with any illness, not just covid. Like does he have anxiety or not?? You can't have it both ways buddy!! And like it or not protecting a vulnerable person from getting sick is logical, YOU'RE the one being irrational here.
Like this is why I get pissed about mask(N95) stuff, people have legit fallen into some kind of thought-terminating cliché about covid and all other contagious diseases not being a problem anymore to the point that they think even sick people and their loved ones taking reasonable precautions to protect their health is a sign of anxiety and paranoia. I truly do not get it. Like it's one thing if you personally don't want to wear a mask(N95) but at least leave people who do alone, but legit acting like people like me are insane for doing something that makes perfect sense is turning me into the Joker. It doesn't even work to say "oh I have asthma and allergies and the air quality is bad today" or "I'm having an important surgery soon and need to make sure I don't get sick" like they think wearing a mask(N95) AT ALL in any circumstance for any reason means you've legit lost your mind.
I genuinely feel like the government suddenly started hiding all the national car crash statistics and insisted in tons of press conferences that crashing your car is actually perfectly fine and not a big deal at all and wearing a seatbelt isn't something healthy people need to worry about, so now everyone thinks it's silly to wear one and every time I do I have to deal with people implying or outright stating that I'm legitimately mentally ill and need an intervention.
#this is why whenever someone praises biden for ending the pandemic I want to scream#he didnt end it he swept it under the rug#and now most people think it's normal to get covid 5 times a year#and everyone who masks is insane#cw covid#covid conscious#current events#ask to tag
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You thought it was a joke, didn't you?
CW MPREG
Well it wasn't
Comm by X
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I don't mean to post/spoil everything for the WIP animatic but mmgrr I like these shots...
#It'll take me awhile to finish the animatic anyway. wheeegh#Haha get it guys. Get it. Symbolism. Anyway Im never drawing sosig again#Above all else Ive always wished to be able to do human expressions better and I kind of like how these came out...#cw animal death#cw blood#idk what else to tag these lol. ask to add!!#tubby art
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