#ask the dhmis clock bois

[ask-the-dhmis-clock-bois]

KICKS DOOR OPEN, HIHIHI HELLO AGAIN!!! 👋👋👋 :DDD

[the-trash-phrog]

I just came across this pretty fella so I drew him :33

I think I might draw Winslow next 👀

@ask-the-dhmis-clock-bois

[spookythesillyfella]

i need to know more about this au so i always did wonder if you had some songs you associate with anyone here? i think music inspiration is so fun to learn about!! :DD of course on your own time. i know there's a lot going on for you currently but i seriously rock with you talking about high voltage when you do!!!!! ily !! /p (take care and know you're never alone!)

doll . dude . each character playlist i have is over 5h in length . some are even pushing 10h – to say that i have songs that i think correlate to the guys is an understatement

buuut fear not !!! while i could certainly make this three thousand posts that are excruciatingly detailed . i think i should just give you a general gist of some of the things that go on inside this here head of mine !!!

Tracey : "Mezes 72" – Patron [as the subject of the song] . "Konton Boogie" – jon-YAKITORY [for the lyrics and very rambunctious tone of the song] . "Animo" – The Sukis [for the lyrics nd vibe also] . "Comet" – Steven Universe . "Worst Beat Ever Created (Number 10)" – DistantCry [this one is here mostly as a joke ; itz the type of music they'd be making without the help of the others ≠w=]

Brendon : "Blow My Brains Out" – Tikkle Me [suuuper fitting for him in all seriousness ; i love him] . "Kanjou wa Zaikogire" – Dobu no Awa [extremely underrated and extremely fitting] . "Keep Your Mind" – Sitcom [another super fitting one] . "I'm the Rain" – INABUKOMORI . "Composing the Future" – N25 cover . "Lotus Eater" – Aoris

Shrig : "Exorcism" – Creep-P [genuinely one of the hardest songs ever made ever in the history of ever and also very fitting for him ¥_^] . "Fata din Roman" – Patron [im sure you can already guess that this is here only partially because hv shrig is romanian but I SWEAR IT FITS !!!!] . "Love Bug" – Jack Stauber [i know the title is very on the nose but again IT FITS I SWEARR !!!!!!] . "FAKE SMILE - REBOOT ver." – Kairikibear . "Fear & Delight" – The Correspondents [fitting in the context of bedbug]

Tony : "Who Is She?" – I Monster [very fitting given his lore again] . "Tondeku Anata ga Mawaru" – Dobu no Awa [another lore one that im MAD is underrated] . "Heat Abnormal" – Iyowa . "BAKENOHANA" – NAKISO [yeah you should've seen it coming] . "You will never forget me" – Dobu no Awa . "Crack Baby" – Mitski . "Cigarettes out the Window" – TV Girl" [in the context of digitaltime] . "Uncanny" – Ghost and Pals ; special shoutout to a NOW DELETED DOBU NO AWA SONG "Please Kill Me" THAT I LOVED AND PLANNED TO DO AN ANIMATION TO

i could keep going for a LONG . LONG while but i don't think you want to read any more of this ahaha

[bornjune19th]

I just wanted to run the reaction pic through an A.I. for fun and-

IT FOUND LARRY HOW-

I genuinely love Stain Edwards. Like, he's so cute and so sweet and he would treat me right-

[pinklemonademachine]

Hello and Welcome to my 2nd dhmis ask blog <3

This blog is about asking the dead souls of your fav Dhmis characters!!

The characters we have (I tried to feature characters even from the pilot) :

Paige : Sketchbook's soul

Anthony : Tony the Talking Clock's soul

Harolson : Shrignold's soul

Bella : Special one's soul

Colin : Colin the Computer's soul

Stephen : Steak's soul

Susan : Spinach can's soul

Francis : The Fridge's soul

Ben : Bread Boy's soul

Beatrix : Bread mom's soul

Larold : Larry the Lamp's soul

Steve : Mean Steve's soul

Marcus : Money man's soul

Bruce : Briefcase's soul

Brendon : Unemployed Brendon's soul

Finn : Coffin's soul

Tessa : Tissue Box's soul

Stan : Stain Edward's Soul

Lily and Todney : Lily and Todney's souls

Warren : Warren the Worm's soul.

Grandpa Carlos : Choo Choo's soul

Tracey : Electracey's soul

Roy Gribblestone : Roy's soul

Harry : Red guy's soul

Robin : Duck's soul

David : Yellow guy's soul

And Lesley! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🤍🩶🖤

Have fun asking them away!!

[thebestpartofwakingup]

Ok I think I’ve actually articulated why I don’t think Cecil is or should be considered more of a Tumblr Sexyman than the likes of Komedea:

Because Cecil’s popularity was never decoupled from the popularity of WTNV

I think this is why so many newer tumblr users have no idea who Cecil is, people talk about how ubiquitous he was in 2014-2017 but are forgetting that WTNV was ALSO ubiquitous at this time. The two went hand in hand. People liked Cecil BECAUSE they liked WTNV

Now this isn’t unheard of for Tumblr sexymen, look at Tony the clock or Sans undertale or Bill Cypher, all popular tumblr sexymen, all characters from popular media.

But if you were to ask anyone who the first tumblr sexy man was there is one correct answer

But nobody. NOBODY. Liked the Lorax. Nobody CARES about the Lorax. People disliked that movie enough that to draw porn and erotica of the Onceler people had to start making Onceler AUs to ship himself with, vampire!onceler, evil!onceler, it was a full on onceler multi-verse of ask blogs and roleplay blogs on here circa 2012

Shortly after Bill Cipher, Discord, and the DHMIS clock took up ranks as well, characters from media people actually liked but whom were distinctly non-human and this often redrawn with human anatomy to make them fuckable

At the same time Supernatural was fucking huge, and Rise of the Guardians had cast Justin Bieber as a white hair angsty but playful immortal teenage boy. So that went as expected, and people brought in other Disney and dreamworks characters of similar age and aesthetic.

This was essentially the two sides and what let the oncelor stand out, teens were horny for him, but absolutely didn’t care about the source material. Nobody wanted to fuck these other characters who weren’t already fans of that media. But then came the Danganronpa 2 English dub.

I’m halfway through this game right now. It’s bad. It’s pretty bad. The gameplay is bad and the character writing is bad and the mysteries are bad. But god damn if Komedea isn’t interesting. So of course not only was he a fan favorite but lots of people were less so fans of the game as they were fans of Komedea, and agin for good reason.

This led to a phenomenon circa 2015 where Komedea was EVERYWHERE but nobody who hadn’t played DR2 knew much about any of the other characters AT ALL. People knew it was about high schoolers forced to kill each other. People knew it was a murder mystery visual novel game. People might recognize 1 or 2 other character designs but no part of that game came even close to the popularity of Komedea.

It was Onceler all over again. Except this time the people fawning over the character were closer to the target audience of the source material

And to me THAT is what defines Komedea as a sexyman over Cecil. Because there are no fans of Cecil who weren’t already WTNV fans, but there are plenty of Komedea fans who have NEVER touched danganronpa

[creative-time]

Rank the dhmis cast!

Dhmis Ranking: Creative-Time Edition!

(This is gonna be a long one, thanks for the question anon!!!)

(Edit: I forgot the lamp in the first time 😅 sorry.)

Okay so I’m not sure exactly what kind of ranking system you want me to go by so I’m gonna just rank them all in separate categories and the combine them all at the end.

Traffic Light Trio:

Yellow Guy: Of course he’s number one. He’s been through enough he deserves some recognition for his pain and suffering.

Red Guy: He is literally just a guy, not good but not bad either. He’s just a guy.

Duck Guy: Bottom of this list, he yells at Yellow too much, but do feel really bad for him in dhmis 5 that was awful. I also feel like he has the least going for him right now, like he has a negative amount of brain cells while everyone else only has zero. Hopefully in the show he gets more character to him but we can only wait and see

Teachers:

Sketchbook: they are the first and therefore the best, although they do remind me of the art teacher that made me drop out of all my art classes in high school because she didn’t believe Purple was a real color. But they are great none the less

Colin: Literally they best design ever, song instrumental scratches my brain just right, has a great voice, and I think the digital world is a fun concept!

Spinach Can: Yet again, another great design! They got a funky lil voice and a funky lil attitude, I like how they say “RUDE” I also like dhmis 5’s instrumental as well!

Bread: He’s a boi

Refrigerator: … I don’t like the implications that you take out his organs everytime you want an ice cold soda.

Lamp: I literally forgot this guy when writing this the first time he’s THAT forgettable, I like his design but he literally has nothing going for him other than the fact that he sounds hammered.

All of up to here are pretty okay with me, I like all the characters but I mostly dislike the dhmis 5 teachers because of… well you know.

Characters I simp for:

Tony: Everyone’s favorite Tumblr Sexyman and he’s my favorite too!

Steak Guy: I don’t how to explain myself in a PG way, so I’m not going to. (No I will be taking any questions about this)

Bottom of the fucking barrel:

(characters that I just don’t like at all, like there are no positives I can think of)

Shrignold: I would kill him if I could. Along with everyone in the cult.

Money Guy: I will steal his Or-Gans and sell them on the black market.

Roy: No.

So the list goes like this: (from favorite to least favorite)

Yellow Guy

Tony

Sketchbook

Red Guy

Colin

Steak Guy

Duck Guy

Spinach Can

Bread

Refrigerator

Lamp

—Good characters end here—

Shrignold

Money Man

Roy

I might wait to see if we will get an HD full version of “Key to The City” before I decide to rank all the characters from that.

[ask-some-retired-teachers]

After DHMIS 6, Robin, Harry, Roy, and Doi dissapeared. The teachers, not having much to do, decided to try and live a normal life in their world, at least, as close as they could get.

Here are the relationships:

Paige has a crush on Colin, Colin and Tony broke up, Shrignold has a crush on Larry (but Shrignold refuses to accept it), Fredrick (Fridge Guy) and Steven (Steak Guy) are married and have two kids: Ben (Bread Boy) and Sarah (Spinach Can), Larry has a crush on Alice.

Now, feel free to ask away!

[ask-the-dhmis-clock-bois]

Hey peeps!! Just popping in to say that this blog is going to be on pause for a while! I've been a little busy lately, and I think it would be best to take a tiny break. (Not dead, just paused :])

[sillysadduck]

honestly i'd love to hear ur headcanons about the dhmis teachers ::::D

HELLO FRIEND! Ughh I'm so mad I couldn't answer this ask before but tumblr genuinely wouldn't even let me open it at first:( I think I posted about that issue- I was also offline for a few days but im back <:D

IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED♡♡

These are my hcs for the og teachers, if you want to see the ones I have for my human AU too let me know :)

general hc for all of them: all of them dislike kids, except for Steak, and some of them suck at interacting with them.

Paige/Sketchbook:

-Their voice sounds a bit uninterested and annoyed in the first episode and I think they genuinely were.

-Got scared when things got weird. They weren't expecting all of that to happen.

-They're friends with almost all of the other teachers. They get along the best with Tony. They're a bit scared of Steak tho.

-They actually don't know shit about art, they just pretend to know💫

-They love to annoy Tony, they find it funny when he gets mad at them.

-They draw on themselves.

-They don't like using their legs most of the time, but they can. As seen in episode 6 they're just little black sticks like their arms.

Shrignold:

-More of a general hc but he worships the Malcom statue as a representation of the actual Malcom. Malcom is actually something among the lines of a God so he can't be seen or touched in reality.

-He has internalized homophobia, but he's gay himself. He just wouldn't act on it, it's against his beliefs.

-He's actually really good with kids. Thats how he got Yellow's "Special One" to join his cult.

-Doesn't mean he likes them, but he's an amazing manipulator.

-He will preach to anyone and I mean ANYONE, I do think he genuinely convinced Paige and Tony to join him by just talking with them.

-He's not aware of some of the creepy members of his cult (furry boy I'm looking at you) but he doesn't care either.

Tony:

-I actually posted a doodle of this but he hangs himself on the wall and behaves like an actual inanimate clock when he's mad at someone 💫

-That someone is Paige 80% of the time bc theyre annoying

-ANGER ISSUES

-Autistic!!

-He has no patience, asking him a question is like asking your dad to teach you math. He will yell, slam his hands against the table, get frustrated a hundred times and then he will apologize only if he feels like it.

-Not a good teacher at all, but he's good at keeping normal conversations. Just don't ask him any deep questions.

-The others don't understand him. Everyone considers him hard to deal with because of his short temper. He gets along the best with Paige and Colin.

Colin:

-Also autistic bc how could he not be

-Actually knows the darkest parts of the "digital world"/internet but just like in a common computer you won't get easy access to those.

-He was Roy's computer! He's a fairly old computer, Roy stopped using him when he became glitchy and only brought him back for the show.

-Is super slow most of the time, using him as an actual computer is frustrating.

-Yellow can use him to play old computer games tho, and he will if given a chance.

-Gets mad at Red preferring Laptop because Laptop is not glitchy, it makes him feel replaced and frustrated.

-Scared of bugs, no joke intended

Steak/Lamp chop:

-Literal BBQ dad

-The other teachers find him intimidating bc bro is huge.

-Spinach Can and Bread Boy are like his kids! And Fridge is always by his side, nobody knows if they're in love or just buddies.

-He doesn't speak to any of the other teachers or the main trio most of the time, he's happy with the healthy gang and feels like he doesn't need more than them.

-Spinach really looks up to him, they never leave his side. Steak will carry them everywhere and tell them bad jokes.

-Yellow wants to be picked up by him all the time, he doesn't find him scary, he just saw he's tall and now he wants up.

Larry/Lamp:

-Man was DRUNK while he was singing about dreams.

-Can't form coherent thoughts, ever.

-Shrignold loves to be around him bc he always listens. Truth is he's always kind of lost inside his own brain so that makes him a good listener.

-He's really strong physically but he's not aware of it, Yellow was really hurt when he grabbed him by the arm.

-He will fall asleep anywhere and anytime. He doesn't even care.

-He uses Colin as Google by asking him lots and lots of questions.

-No one can stand to be around him when he gets philosophical. And I mean no one. Not even Yellow. His philosophical questions don't even make any sense.

Bonus main trio hcs:

-Yellow is autistic and has ADHD :)

-He loves to be picked up!

-ofc he's a puppet but I hc him to be somewhere between 4 and 8 instead of being 48😃 bc... [SPOILER AHEAD] no way he went from being 38 to being 48 the same day on wakey wakey.

-Red is also autistic.

-He learned Yellow will stop crying if he carries him. So he does.

-Sometimes he'll sleep on his bed with him too if that means he can help him sleep better.

-Duck reads bedtime stories for Yellow.

-If he's talking too much Red will pick him up by the scruff of his neck as a kitten as a sweet and silent way of telling him to please please please shut up.

-He has a short temper, just like Tony.

This got super long I'm sooo sorry I just love talking about them </3

[angelxd-3303]

Idk what to post, so here's some headcanons for my dhmis au: (warning, some of these are angsty!)

*When Harry first arrived at the studio to film the show, Dennis immediately ran up to him and begged to be picked up. Harry, being a huge pushover, showered the kid with attention and cemented himself as Dennis' favorite person. Roy used to joke about Harry stealing his kid.

*Robin had a huge scar on his torso from the Healthy Foods episode. He hates to admit it, but he still has flashbacks when he sees it.

*They have no wall clocks in the house, for obvious reasons. They just use either the stove clock or their phones.

*Harry keeps a mirror on his desk at work facing behind him, so no one can sneak up on him.

*Dennis and Lily(special one) are both terrified of butterflies, and will scream if they see one.

*Harry visits Roy in prison occasionally. Only to ask him why he did what he did. Roy never answers, but Harry wants to believe a small part of the guy cares. He still can't fathom not loving your child, so he hopes for at least a sign of regret.

*Robin took Lily on some errands, and she ended up really liking a Transformers toy. When he asked if she wanted it, Lily said she thought it was only for boys. Robin proceeded to buy like three for her, because screw misogyny!

*Dennis and Lily have their own room, but they end up in Harry and Robin's bed whenever they get scared.

*Honestly, I kinda imagine these two to be like Asriel(Lily) and Frisk(Dennis).

*Harry's scarf is made from a pillow he used to sleep with as a child.

*Robin is addicted to gummy bears. That's all.

Hope you like these; and have a great day!!

[huguswerescared]

Alright this was asked by my beloved best friend and since I'm not drawing everyone I'm just gonna answer it here, everything is totally headcanon based, more or less.

Red guy: Run boy Run by Woodkid (it kinda fits because he wants to run away from the house.)

Yellow guy: You're a useless child by Kikou (Look, I didn't want it to be his theme but I found it in a yellow guy inspired playlist and it fits.)

Duck: His shedder song (That's the only song for him.)

Sketchbook: her creative song (is the only theme for her.)

Tony the clock: Come a little closer by cage the elephant (Because time.)

Colin the computer: Welcome to the internet by Bo Burnham ( ◉⁠‿⁠◉ )

The briefcase: Thumbs by Sabrina Carpenter (I can't explain this.)

Unemployed Brendon: Blow my brains out by Tikkle me (Totally because of those edit videos of him.)

Shrignold: The Nightcore version of In the name of love by Martin Garrix and Bebe Rexha (He misunderstood the lyrics and now it's his theme song.) OR I think I'm in love again by Kat dahlia (also nightcored)

Ti: Isabella's lullaby from the promised Neverland (SOBS)

Simon: His creator has yet to respond to my text message about his theme so until the menace replies to me I'm headcanoning his theme to be Problems by mother mother because his creator likes that band (this will be edited if and when his creator responds to me) EDIT: HIS CREATOR HAS RESPONDED! His theme song is main character by Will Wood

Electracy: I think I like it by fake blood (There are no lyrics but yes.)

Roy + Lesley: Father's day (dhmis fansong) by CG5

[donttouchmeillkillyou]

Introduction (finally)

"Hi there! You seem like a little lost! Perhaps, I could help..!"

Hi, welcome to this Dhmis blog that I call DTIKY (I've been calling it like that for a long time, we don't talk about the "Me"). My name is Red Mod/Cat, I don't use any pronoun (just he/him if it's necessary), I speak Spanish and I'm the creator of Don't Touch Me, I'll Kill You. Recently, I've been receiving asks from people who are really confused and lost track of what is happening here, so I finally decided to put a proper introduction so new and old followers can understand this mess of a story.

Ok, this is an au created in 2020, and (to let you know) I've been changing things in the script with the asks I had received or when I got inspiration to improve it. This also means it is more connected to the Web Series than the TV series, but it doesn't mean it isn't, yet. I promise I am working on it.

Now, let's talk about what this blog is about. Well, this is an alternative universe but ALSO and interpretation of dhmis. It tries to connect the tv series, the youtube series and what we know about the pilot with the help of ocs, headcanons and theories. Some of them are: Manny ("Yellow Guy") has schizophrenia and problems with controlling his attitude; the objects machine (made by Roy and Ross which tries to explain where the objects come from); Clayhill being the place where the characters live; and the existence of love, family and friendship problems (which builds up the story that helped us to see the canon material).

If you want a recap, you can ask anyone and they'll tell you their pov of that situation. Actually, Ben and I tried our best to explain but Idk if you understand (Mine, mine and Ben). I made 2 posts making explanations of what is happening. And remember that the only one who knows what is actually happening in a omnipresent view is me, Hugo and Lesley (lol you'll understand soon).

Also! The talking objects have "normal" names and some of them are minors. So, p3d0s, Pr0shitters and comshippers DNI.

Here is the list of everyone's pronouns and roles. Some of them will have their name changed in the future or rn I don't have names for them yet, sorry:

Roy Gribbleston (Roy/?????? ???): He/him (sometimes she/her)

Harry Pelling (Red Guy): They/them, He/him

Baker Robin (Duck Guy): he/him

Manny Gribbleston (Yellow Guy): they/them

Ben Sloan (Bread Boy): he/him

Spinach Can/Vecky Sloan(Can): she/her

Gilbert (Globe): He/him, they/them

Lace (Laptop): She/her, he/him

Hugo (Solar System): any pronouns

Sophie (Special One): she/her

Franny (Flower): she/her

Warren (the eagle): he/him

Shrignold (Butterfly): he/him

Larry (Lamp): they/them

Fred Sloan (Fridge): he/him, they/them

David Sloan (Meat Guy): he/him

Tony (clock): he/him

Colin (computer): he/him

Ross Rosenberg (OC/Manny's dad): he/him, they/them

Richard (OC/Roy's best friend, or smth more): he/him, she/her (sometimes)

Electracey: they/them, she/her

Clayton (Mr. Choo Choo): he/him, old

Lilly: she/her, he/him

Todney: he/him, she/her

Brenton (briefcase): he/him

Brendon (Unemployed Brendon): he/him, they/them

Paula (the post box): any pronouns

Laura (Ladder): she/her, they/them, xe/xem, nya/nyan

Mean Steve (Key): he/him

Tarah (True Key): any pronouns

Lesley: she/her, they/them

Additional info about collaborations.

THIS BLOG...

asked for permission to use Adventure's in Lurning ocs.

has also made a collaboration with ask-manny-and-doi!(Finished) If you want to do a Collaboration, you can ask me :D.

is making a collab soon with @radioproto :3

will make a collab with @the-trash-phrog !

My other blogs:

@redmodc (the account that will appear if I like your post lol)

@dont-touch-me-i-am-crying (art, reblogs, talking about AiL)

@miss-minutes-blog (ask blog of Miss Minutes from Loki)

That's all for now? If I missed something or you are still confused, send me a question in those blogs! Have a good day and I hope this clears some questions and that you can enjoy this blog I've been working on!!!

And remember that we have a Discord Server where you are allowed to see previews, chat, send art and ask more!! Tap here to get the link!!

[creative-time]

What do Purple Girl and TeVi think about the puppets and the teachers?

Purple: Okay, I guess we should get started

Sketchbook

Purple girl: Sketchbook pretty nice, although they have a strange phobia of the color green, despite one of her eyes being green…?

TeVi: Sketch was always self conscious about her Heterochromia, but ever since all the teachers actually started being friends, she’s gotten a lot better about it

Purple Girl : good for her!

Tony

Purple Girl: Tony either looks like he’s contemplating life or plain out annoyed, but he’s actually very nice to have tea with, in fact he’s probably the most calm out of all of them

TeVi: if you say so, Tony doesn’t really like me all that much…

Shrignold

Purple Girl: Not sure how to feel, apparently he was a leader of a cult, but left that behind him when he moved in with the gang… also can’t tell if he’s Gay or Homophobic. Don’t know to much about him other than that…

TeVi: He did kidnap Yellow onc-

Purple Girl: HE W H A T

Colin

Purple Girl: we kinda butted heads a lot when we first meet until we just agreed to disagree. He play’s Minecraft so that’s cool.

TeVi: he keeps calling me a microwave. He won’t stop. I don’t even look like a microwave. I will. E N D him.

The Food Crew

Purple girl: I definitely lost some sleep after meeting them.

TeVi: They aren’t as bad as they used to be, but still give off a certain vibe.

Purple Girl: Spinach Can busted through a cabinet with a knife. I screamed. Really loud.

Lamp

Purple Girl: Lamp is either borderline high, or drunk at all times. there isn’t a single thought between those eyes.

TeVi: yeah…

Red

Purple Girl: Red Guy may look like he’s uninterested in everything, but he’s very observant and cares about everyone, not as observant towards Yellow as I hope tho…

TeVi: in fact he’s probably the second smartest person in this whole town

Purple Girl: who’s the first?

TeVi: …you.

Purple Girl: … ooh.

Yellow

Purple Girl: Protect him at all cost. This world wasn’t built for him!

TeVi: y-yeah! This place wasn’t built for him at all!

Purple Girl: he’s a good kid, although I wish someone caught his deafness earlier than I did tho. Good thing I made him those hearing aids. He’s always finding someway to get into trouble though he’s definitely doing a lot better since his last birthday

Bird Guy:

Purple Girl: Well, we didn’t really meet him on the best of terms, he sucked as a mayor.

TeVi: He definitely put a wrench in my plan of finding purple again, and that Key was no help either.

Purple Girl: We don’t talk about the key. Never again.

[myfaveisbecauseisaidso]

how I think the dhmis characters would answer if you asked their pronouns:

Red Guy: He and him.

Yellow Guy: Um... yes? (has no idea what a pronoun is but thinks ur gonna sing at em about grammar if they ask questions)

Duck Guy: Well of course, why wouldn't I be pro nouns?

Sketchbook: Paper!!

Tony The Talking Clock: *was not paying attention* T I M E

Shrignold: The ~normal~ ones! 😋🧚‍♂️🚫🌈

Collin The Computer: Well I'm a computer-ie guy and typically use he/him/his for myself. Of course seeing as I am a computer, I'm used to it/it's but I wouldn't say those are my preferred pronouns. What are your preferred pronouns?

Bread Boy: I'm a bread boy!

Spinach Can: Eww! What's THIS?

Steak/Lamb Chop: Prongs? Prongs will make your teeth go grey!

Fridge: But everyone has their teeth go grey, just eat yeast and it'll go away!

Lamp: U can hav a dreem about pro-ing your nouns,,., ,, aN U CAN HAV A DREEM ABOUT DROUNEEN EN OEYL--

[frostiwars]

May I ask about the dhmis characters? How old are they? And how tall are they?

wowie zowie an ask

Page - 19 - 5’9”

Tony the Talking Clock - ~5000 - 6’3”

Shrignold the Butterfly- ~3000 - 7’0”

Malcolm - ~3000 - 5’6”

Colin the Computer - 3 (based on manufacturing date) - 5’1”

Gilbert the Globe - 36 - 5’3”

Laptop - 27 - 5’10”

Pete the Steak - 110 - 10’0”

Sally the Spinach Can - 11 - 5’0”

Frankie the Fridge - 35 - 6’6”

Tam and Sam the Monster Cans - 18 - 8’0”

Bread Boi - 5 - 3’7”

Larry the Lamp - 25 - 5’6”

Red Gribbleston/Scarlet - 16 - 5’11”

Duck Gribbleston/Swan - 10 - 5’1”

Yellow Gribbleston/Chartreuse- 7 - 4’7”

Roy Gribbleston - 54 - 6’3”

why do i have all these on hand because group drawings and menacingness