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mistergandalf · 3 months ago
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YELLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY BABY IS SO FAMOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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ghostgothgeek · 1 year ago
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If Danny and Sam were a trope, they would be the "She fell first but he fell harder" trope
Yes! That and friends to lovers! Prob also fake dating because *~fakeout makeouts*~
Hhhhh they fit so many tropes that’s why they’re so fun to write!
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ditzybat · 4 months ago
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jason who was expecting tim at titans tower: who tf are you?
robin steph, half in her pjs half in uniform eating a whole tub of peanut butter while watching kuwtk: robin, duh
jason: but you’re a girl?
steph: obviously
jason worried he got his intel wrong: but, robin cant be a girl he’s—
steph: wowwwww, i didnt think the red hood was sexist, see this is why spoilers better
jason: … i’ll be seeing myself out
steph turning back to her show: yeah, you and your spirit halloween robin costume go do that…
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abisalli · 4 months ago
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Jason Todd and Stephanie Brown bestie solidarity!!
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POV: you are Bruce Wayne
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notherpuppet · 5 days ago
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Were you friends before? ⚔️🎀🪽
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emotional-piece-of-meat · 5 days ago
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Let me introduce you to this concept: batkids pick a silly t-shirt of the week, in which Brucie will be “accidentally” caught by the paparazzi.
Dick, as a millennial he is, chooses something with mottos like yolo or jokes about coffee. He also has a special love for quotes and puns, which nobody but him finds funny.
Jason does not participate, because he refuses to think about Bruce more than it’s absolutely necessary. And if some t-shirt reminds him of his dad Bruce, well, he just passes by.
Barbara, although she has a wonderful sense of humour, uses her power to spread awareness instead. When an important social or political event takes place in Gotham and beyond its chapels, the choice is hers.
Cass loves matching t-shirts, because it makes her feel that she belongs. Every time it's her turn to pick, newspapers spread out the touching headlines like “Bruce Wayne was caught with his daughter in I'm with stupid t-shirts”.
Steph simply goes to the women's department and chooses one of those ugly Eiffel Tower or a rhinestone “princess” t-shirt. They're also usually pretty tight, and, trust me, the press just loves it.
Tim wake up and choose violence Drake prints t-shirts himself, always putting some brainrot words on them. That's how “what a sigma” and “skibidi toilet rizzler” appeared in Bruce's wardrobe.
Damian takes great pride in his t-shirts, because he draws pictures on them by hand. Nobody could convince him that it's not, in fact, a competition, and he has to make sure that he is winning.
Duke always gives Bruce some niche band t-shirts. Plot twist? These bands do not exist. He just creates them himself and then proceeds to gaslight people, because “what do you mean you don't know batshit on the rooftop? You, uncultured pig! Their music literally changed my life!”.
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arkangelo-7 · 8 days ago
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The dichotomy of Batman and Robin is so fucking funny because on one hand you have a brooding, dramatic millennial with a rigid moral compass and a sense of extensional dread, and on the other you have an emotional support child that is somehow the literal embodiment of both sunshine and straight-up murder.
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demonic0angel · 15 days ago
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Danny, as ghost king, has no actual ruling authority (Since ghosts hate being told what to do). This makes things awkward when magicians or heroes or cultists summon him to ask him to command his "subjects".
"Stop right there!" Spoiler cried, tied up and wriggling. Red Robin and Robin were near her, also similarly tied up and trying to get out. "You won't get away with this!"
One of the cultists laughed. "That's why you're wrong, hero! We will summon our god and he will turn this world into a paradise! Well, for us that is. For you... perhaps it will be hell."
"Can any of you hurry up and escape?!" Robin hissed.
"I don't see you getting out any faster!" Red Robin spat back.
"Shut up and focus!" Spoiler snarled, wriggling even harder.
However, they were too late. The spell was completed and as the world turned dark, the sigils glowing green alongside the candlelight, a young boy appeared in the portal.
"My lord, the Ghost King, High King of the Infinite Realms, Master of Darkness and God of Death! Obey us and heed our instructions!" The cultists said, as Robin started cursing up a storm.
The young teen stared at the cultists. There was an awkward moment of silence where even the three vigilantes paused.
"... right. What did you call me here for?" He eventually asked.
"We command you to call for your army of the undead and take this world under siege!"
The boy blinked several times. Then he said slowly, "Okay." He stood there in the rune circle, unmoving.
Another one of the cultists shouted, "Why are you not calling your undead army?!"
"Hmm? Oh, right, yes. My... undead army. Of course. I'll get right to it."
He still didn't move. Eventually, he turned to look at his wrist, but there was nothing except his gloved wrist. He looked to the other wrist, but there was still nothing. Now all three vigilantes and the other cultists stared at him with baffled expressions as the teen then said in a mutter, "Crap."
Pandemonium erupted as they then realized that whatever being was summoned did not actually know how to call for an army or needed to obey the bidding of the people summoning him.
Later, as Red Robin and Spoiler asked him who he was or why he couldn't do anything (since he seemed really agreeable), he answered with a grumble, "You try to wrangle over a billion ghosts who think you're a superpowered baby who shouldn't be ruling the ghost zone."
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bruciemilf · 5 days ago
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Jason’s alcohol tolerance is exactly 0.09%, which Dick knows. Which is the primary reason he roped his siblings into playing a drinking game.
At most, Steph, who likes to think she’s fluent in Jason, — or Batboys with repressed emotions, at least, — anticipated the following:
Angry shouting, maybe some swear words God definetly didn’t approve of, trying to fist fight Alfred’s plants, painting the Batmobile pink, and the works.
She definitely didn’t expect a ruby cheeked Jason to cry in Bruce’s lap.
“What the fuck are we gonna do if we don’t know eachother in the next life, huh?!”
Tim piped up with an a nerdy rant, — technically, if life were to reinvent itself into another existence, it’d simply be an alternative universe being created, — but Jason simply throws his shoe at him.
Bruce, much to Damian’s pride, doesn’t look shaken in the slightest. If he can handle his mother, he can handle everything,
“Sweetheart, I really think that’s not going to happen, thought,” he assures him with gentle conviction.
“But we’re not gonna know eachother! What the FUCK. I want to be your son in every life. I’m gonna kill God.”
“Please don’t kill God.”
“We’re Jewish, what do we care?!”
“Jay,” Bruce promised, “I would find you in every universe.”
That was supposed to make Jason feel better, not make him cry harder. But it’s cute Bruce tried, Dick thinks.
He still grounds all of them for paining the Batmobile, thought.
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asktimdrake · 1 month ago
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mistergandalf · 2 years ago
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Re. Tolkien Blorbo
Something tells me this is going to end in Frodo vs Sam... And man those tags are going to be nuts.
honestly I’m anticipating either that OR Faramir vs. Sam which will be EQUALLY NUTS
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ghostgothgeek · 1 year ago
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If you could pick 3 of these as your room mate who would it be?
Danny
Dani
Tucker
Jazz
Sam
Vlad
Mr.Lancer
I have zero idea how long this has been sitting in my ask lol sorry
Sam, because goth taste and also rich maybe I won’t have to pay rent idk also badass and would help scare people away from me also also plants, I can’t take care of them but I WANT THEM
Jazz, because free therapy!!! Would also be a good mediator if issues popped up, would prob remind me to eat when my ADHD makes me forget, prob free rides to places
And me I’m the third roommate because the rest of those options are a little hhhhh but if I HAD to pick, prob Tucker for tech needs and entertainment and just overall hype man
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succo-al-limone · 3 months ago
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DC doodles for funzies
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mysterycitrus · 8 months ago
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save me 90s tim drake with the stupid hair
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batobbsession · 5 months ago
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Broke: Tim never tells anyone about losing his spleen
Woke: Tim tells all his siblings and friends and they all just assume Bruce knows. (he does not)
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redheadbigshoes · 1 year ago
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I feel like everyone around me is a swiftie but me lol
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