#ask sans the couch potato

[ask-potato-sans]

if thare was no ketchup or spaghetti in the world what would you eat?

And I oop--

[ask-potato-sans]

LOL XD!!!! Well thats one way to get him out of the house! 😂🤣

Thank you so much for the adorable comic, I will forever cherish it!

Been wanting to draw this all week--

He'll thank me later.

Lazy Potato!Sans belongs to @ask-sans-the-couch-potato

[sweetbunpura]

When Rollo and Yuu was found out as a couple

"I feel like this is an intervention..."

Currently, Yuu and Rollo were sitting in the Ramshackle lounge with the other NRC students in front of them.

"I would ask how you all got inside, but the lock is broken." Rollo crossed his arms. "So why, exactly, have you invaded our home?"

"Because you're both dating."

The couple on the couch froze. Rollo looked off to the side while Yuu laughed nervously.

"What? No, we're not, shut up."

"For once, the bastard's hobby came in handy." Leona crossed his arms. "We got pictures, Herbivore."

"Oui." Rook put the pictures on the coffee table.

Yuu and Rollo glanced at the pictures. They could spy pictures of them kissing, hugging, dancing together, and doing vaguely couple like actions.

"Wow, that's such an invasion of privacy-"

"Potato."

"Okay."

"Why didn't you tell us?" Riddle asked.

Rollo answered in her place. "Forgive me for pointing out the obvious, but you are aware that I tried taking magic from several of you in the past? So, how do you think that reveal would've gone? Given how protective you all are of her."

They all shifted to glare at Rollo as Yuu sighed and placed her face in her hands.

"You guys should know how sharp his tongue is by now."

Ace scoffed. "Of course you would know that."

"Ace!"

"Ignoring what he just said." Riddle spoke with a strained voice. "Why him?"

This had Yuu narrowing her eyes and crossing her arms. "Oh? And who else here would've been a better option?"

No one spoke up as they all either winced or looked off to the side. Kalim tried speaking, but Jamil covered his mouth.

"Or maybe, someone who actually asks me about my day? Or asks how I am? Who cares about the fact that I don't have magic and ACTUALLY remembers that?"

Heavy silence.

"I know you guys probably don't approve, but I'm not looking for it." She held Rollo's hand. "We didn't tell you cause Rolls likes his privacy and well... it's out there now. Accept it or don't."

"...Are you happy with him, Child of Man?" Malleus spoke up as all heads turned towards him.

"I am."

"Then that's all I require and I'm sure I'm not the only one."

Vil sighed. "We do want to see you happy... And if you are, then we have to accept that."

"But if he hurts you..." Idia added in and let the threat linger.

"Yeah, yeah, they won't find his body." Yuu waved her hand while Rollo fixed her with a stare. "But you'd guys would just have to go through whatever scraps I leave you."

"She already yelled at me once." Rollo said. "I'd rather her not do it again."

"Then everything is fine!" Lilia clapped his hands. "Now we should be on our way!"

"A moment." He spoke up before anyone could move. "We're aware how some of you knew from the photos, but how did the rest become aware of this?"

"...Cameras." Idia and Ortho confessed.

"Herbivore's scent started getting mixed with yours." Leona responded as Jack and Ruggie nodded behind him.

"Flamme's heartbeat would pick up when you were near and his body language would change." Malleus said as Lilia, Sebek, and Silver nodded in agreement.

"Yuu-san, you should know by now." Azul added in with Jade and Floyd smiling behind him.

Vil gestured to Rook, who smiled.

"Grim told us." The others responded.

"Grim..." The couple looked towards the direbeast as he flinched.

"Funa! I thought it was obvious! You two were even sleeping in the same bed!"

"Wait, what?"

"GRIM!"

Rollo placed his face in his hands and sighed as a loud argument started up. He hates this school, but it gave him Yuu, so he can't loathe it with all his heart.

[catsannie]

IM JUST EMBARRASSED

SYNOPSIS~ when your friends reach out saying you need to be more “social” and need to talk to more people, your friend tells you she “knows a guy” for you to get aquatinted with, what she didn’t tell you is he’s in another country and doesn’t speak the same language. will this work out?

AUTHORS NOTE ~ heyyyyy guys im starting to get back into writing this again, ive just been so busy 😔 but i hope yall enjoy this chapter! i apologize if its boring and if its ass😭, im still getting back into the hang of things

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Putting down her phone defeated, y/n looks over at the character that has been idling on her island. ‘why did i have to say i only knew animal crossing, i could have lied. or tried to change the conversation to something else.”

As she was about to turn off the switch a buzzing came from the couch. Looking towards the phone, it was yeri.

“Hey yeri, what’s up?” Y/N asked while trying to put everything away.

“you’re never going to believe who i got a message from!!” she squealed. Knowing yeri it was either a new guy she was talking to, or seunghun and yonghee trying to get her help on something.

“i don’t know yeri, was it seunghun telling you he got his foot stuck in a pot again?” Y/N asked. Knowing seunghun it was a possibility. “cause i can’t deal with having to put butter around his ankle because he’s too afraid to break the pot.”

“uhhhhh no, it was San!” Yeri exclaimed. “ he felt bad with how the conversation went and wants to try again!”

With a sigh, Y/N sat back down on her couch, ‘San? feel bad? why would he feel bad?’ does he just want to feel bad cause he can? or is there another reason. “Yeri, why does he feel bad? i should be the one feeling bad, cause clearly animal crossing wasn’t the greatest answer to give him.”

It was embarrassing. Since he clearly didn’t play the game or possibly like it. But there are more conversations to have that does not involve video games that neither of them play… for certain reasons.

“It is just who he is as a person Y/N. He feels bad that he asked a stupid question and didn’t ask a more straight forward one. He was also nervous.” Yeri Added. Y/N could hear some shuffling from the other end of the phone, yeri was either fidgeting because she’s nervous or getting onto her couch.

At this point, she was willing to play the long game. Test out the waters with San and see where things go. It could either go good and she learns the language, or it goes bad like all the other men she’s talked to in the past.

“Fine Yeri, if that’s how he feels about it i’ll send him a message tomorrow. I just want to turn off my switch and watch some tv. My brain is fried.” Y/N chuckled while picking up the switch controller.

“Your brain wouldn’t be fried if you went outside instead of playing animal crossing all day. But anyways, i’ll talk to you later i think seunghun actually got his foot stuck in a pot.” Yeri sighed while abruptly hanging up.

It was a normal occurrence for their friendship, Yeri being the sweetheart of them all. She sees the good in everyone, it doesn’t matter if you screwed her over in the past. If there was one person Y/N could trust with her life it was Yeri.

Looking at the time on her phone, Y/N stands up and cracks her back.

“yeah it’s about time i get my ass off this couch and do something.” Y/N mumbles while turning off the console.

Tomorrow will be the day she reaches out to San again to have an actual conversation.

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[cloudyskydreams]

Hey! I was wondering if you could do UT, UF, And US sans reaction to finding out you have an abusive dad, and how'd they help/deal with it?

Sorry if this makes you uncomfortable! You don't have to accept it.

this hits close to home honestly lol

Quick PSA: If you or anyone you know is in an abusive situation the National Domestic Violence Hotline number is 800-799-7233. Please don't hesitate to call if you need the help or believe someone you know needs the help.

Now onto your regularly scheduled program!

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Sans:

When you tell him he tenses up and his eye sockets go dark as he listens to the trauma you're willing to share. If you're still in contact with your dad and you want to remain in contact he's going to definitely think it's weird but do his best to protect you no matter what. If you want to cut off contact he's all for it and is willing to help you 100% with any steps you need (like moving out if you live with dad still, getting possessions dad has and might use against you, going with you anywhere dad might possibly show up or be (family reunions and such)) He's going to be one of your biggest supporters because honestly fuck your dad.

Red:

Oh he's fucking pissed when you tell him. He dealt with a fair deal of abuse himself from multiple people (mostly when he was younger and unable to defend himself) I mean his underground fucking sucked and he gets how that trauma fucks a person up. Tears apart a couch pillow in his anger and you might have to stop him from hunting down and fighting your dad. Once he's calmed down he basically tells you you're cutting that asshole out of your life and he'll do whatever it takes to make it happen. More than happy to scare the fuck out of your dad if you want him to and does pretty much everything sans would just with scary guard dog aura. If your dad has a car he sneaks out to your dad's house when he gets alone time and fucks with the engine breaking it and leaving nails for the tires and if not he just settles for a good ole egging and dried mashed potatoes in the lawn before it rains.

Blue:

He listens patiently until you're done sharing with him his expression icy and far away as he sits there. When you're done he pulls you into a hug and thanks you for sharing before telling you you're safe and he won't let that man hurt you any longer. He asks what you want to do and is accepting of whatever your choice is though if you choose to remain in contact he agrees but you're not allowed to go anywhere near your dad without him. If you want to cut off contact he's more than happy to do all the hard work for you so you don't have to see him again. Might even suggest filing a restraining order if you really want your dad out of your life and God forbid he get angry over it and decide to come for you because Blue will not hold back especially since he'll be able to frame it as self defense.

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[makeitmingi]

The Cat and Dog Game [Chapter 14]

Genre: Romance, Fluff, Comedy

Pairing: Yunho x Reader (y/n)

Characters: Chef!Reader, RestaurantOwner!Yunho, MaitreD!Hongjoong, Waiter!Yeosang, Waiter!San, Waiter!Mingi, SousChef!Seonghwa, SousChef!Wooyoung, PrepChef!Jongho

Summary: Yunho's dream was to open and run his own restaurant. But he doesn't know anything when it comes to cooking. Until you came along and accepted the job, bringing with you a small crew. How will the black cat tame the energetic golden retriever?

Word count: 3.2K

Yunho chewed on the nail of his thumb nervously as he sat in his car. How was he supposed to act when he saw you today? He left you, asleep on your couch last night. Well, he wrote a note but should he have woken you up?

"Argh!" He fell forward onto his steering wheel. Yunho inwardly cringed, imaging how if his mother knew, she would nag him for being 'un-gentlemanly'.

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Yunho looked up to see San there, tilting his head in confusion, having seen the taller's quiet outcry.

"You okay?" San asked. Yunho nodded glumly. He gathered his things and got out of the car. Seeing the two other cars parked there, he knew that the kitchen crew was in already.

"We had a break yesterday, why do you look more tired?" San chuckled, slinging his arm around Yunho's shoulders.

"I'm fine, San. I just stayed up too late playing." Yunho said.

"Yeah, after abandoning Yeosang and I mid-game. What gives man?" San raised an eyebrow.

"Sorry, I just had to suddenly go somewhere for... a thing..." Yunho tried his best not to give anything away, making San scoff. They walked in together and the kitchen was already bustling, as expected. While San greeted everyone excitedly, Yunho ducked into the locker room to put his stuff down.

"Morning." Yunho gulped, greeting everyone. You were standing at the other side, your back to him. With your music playing in your ears, you didn't hear his soft greeting.

"Are you okay?" Seonghwa asked. Yunho nodded his head, going to the front of the house to get the barista counter ready.

"I'll start the bacon garnish for the bacon quiches coming out." You said, turning around.

"Before that, taste test this, please." Jongho placed one of the pastries on the board and cut into it with his knife. The crisp sound of pastry sounded through kitchen.

"So layer of puff at the bottom, layered the thin potatoes over and doted camembert cheese with thyme and black pepper." He said.

"Mmm, it's good. How did you prep the potatoes?" You asked while chewing the bite.

"Thinly sliced, then cooked in cream for a bit until just before tender then I laid it over the pastry. Oh, I also shredded some gruyere over. And 5 minutes before it was done, I cracked the black pepper over, was worried it might burn in the oven." He explained.

"Good decision. Hwa, Woo, come taste." You called them over. Jongho cut them wedge to try. Seonghwa nodded in approval while Wooyoung happily leaned on Jongho.

"This is amazing. You, just promote him to sous already." Wooyoung said to you.

"He's been doing the duties of a sous for so long, he just doesn't want to take the title." You scoffed, rolling your eyes.

"I would rather not work the pass. I'm fine doing prep when I can." Jongho said, bringing the other potato camembert pastries to the side for service later.

"Working the peanut butter frosting now for the chocolate cake." Wooyoung announced, running to the mixer.

"Orange pound cake ready to hit the ovens." Seonghwa said.

"I'll start on the candied orange peel topping while you make the drizzle?" You asked him. He nodded and you both started on those tasks. Yunho peeked through the small window, you seemed fine. You weren't unhappy and Seonghwa didn't look like he wanted to kill Yunho so maybe he was fine.

"Aww." He whimpered with dread, his shoulders slumping slightly. Mingi, who was standing there, watched his best friend with much confusion. He chuckled before moving over.

"Yunho."

"AH!" Yunho jumped, falling back slightly while panting with his hand over his chest in fear.

"Buddy, what is wrong with you?" Mingi asked. Having heard Yunho scream, you poked your head out. Yunho and Mingi both looked over at you.

"Everything okay here?" You asked with a raised eyebrow. Mingi shrugged, nodding over to Yunho.

"I'm fine. Thanks, (y/n)." Yunho cleared his throat, straightening up. You nodded slowly, not really knowing what was happening between them but you didn't really care to get involved.

"Oh, yeah. Yunho, you left your scarf at mine last night. It's in my cubby." You said and Yunho nodded before you went back into the kitchen. Mingi's eyes were wide, his jaw slightly slacked as he turned to his best friend.

"You left your what where?" Mingi asked.

"She invited me to her place for dinner last night." Yunho explained with a sigh.

"Is that why you've been distracted and jumpy?" Mingi questioned again. Yunho nodded then shook his head, then ultimately just let his head drop in frustration.

"Ah... no, it's not that." Yunho grumbled, rubbing his temples. Mingi just playfully smirked.

"It's okay, Yun." Mingi teased, wrapped his arm around his best friend.

"What's going on?" Hongjoong came over.

"So our dear boss here, apparently left San and Yeosang mid game yesterday. Yes, they complained to me about it. But what I've heard is that our boy here, actually left to go to (y/n)'s place for dinner. Even left his scarf there." Mingi informed. Hongjoong's eyes widened as Yunho facepalmed.

"You suck, Mingi. I'll explain what actually happened when I clear my head." Yunho rolled his eyes and entered the kitchen.

"Hey." Yunho came to you. You held a hand out to him as you were stirring something in the sauce pan, taking a spoon to taste it.

"Yeah. What's up? I already told you that your scarf is in my cubby, get it yourself if you need it." You said, still moving along the bench but at least were listening to Yunho now.

"No, not that. Thanks by the way. I just... you're not mad?" Yunho winced as he asked.

"Mad? Why would I be mad?" You scoffed.

"Because I just left you there on the couch...?" Yunho rubbed the back of his neck. You stopped, staring at the wall before turning to look at Yunho.

"And what do you think you should have done instead? Yunho, I'm not mad. I would have been if you had actually woken me up. And anyway, the person who should be mad is you. I invited you over and fell asleep." You shrugged.

"No! I'm not mad at all! I know... it's tiring cooking a lot. I'm still really grateful and enjoyed myself." Yunho gulped. By now, the entire kitchen had gone quiet, with the 3 listening in.

"Nice to hear that you did. I brought leftovers if you're interested." You told him.

"You did?!" His eyes sparkled.

"Yes, I just said I did." You side eyed him. Yunho let out a sigh of relief, throwing his head back as he began to laugh. He was worried over nothing, you weren't mad.

"There's not much time. You need to open the restaurant." You checked the wall clock.

"The restaurant?... Oh yeah! Opening time!" He jumped and ran out the door to the front, leaving you there, blinking.

"So..."

"Shut up. It's nothing." You rolled your eyes, cutting Wooyoung off. Seonghwa just chuckled at how Wooyoung whined at your lack of sharing. He was curious too, he hadn't heard you mention anything about Yunho being over when he called you yesterday. Maybe he'll ask you later.

"I'm more interested in what you cooked him. He was so excited about leftovers." Jongho raised his hand. You sighed while Seonghwa and Wooyoung burst out laughing.

"Short rib bourguignon..." You mumbled softly, looking at your fingernails instead of directly at them.

"What?"

"Short rib bourguignon..." You said again, albeit a little louder but still tried to keep your voice low. There was suddenly a wave of silence that washed over the kitchen.

"You made him our favourite dish?! Don't tell me you made it with bone marrow."

"How could you?"

"We've been asking you to make that for so long!"

All the protests came at you. You scrunched your nose, rubbing your temples before turning back to your counter and finishing your work. You've never given into their short rib bourguignon request just to mess with them and hold it over them.

"Fine, yes, I made it for him with bone marrow, everything. I wanted him to try it okay? Because his favourite thing is galbi jjim so I wanted to let him try it." You said.

"Mash or pasta?" Seonghwa asked.

"Both. Roasted garlic mash and pappardelle." You told them, taking the trays out of the oven when the timers were up.

"Wow... Even gave him options..." Wooyoung shook his head with a click of his tongue, conveying the betrayal that he felt. You shot him a flat look.

"You guys have had it before! And you guys are capable of making it on your own." You hissed.

"And don't tell me that Yunho can make it on his own too because we know he can't." You glared at them before they could reply.

"Alright, alright. We accept your apology. Now, let's discuss the dinner menu." Jongho patted your shoulders. You cast him a look, you didn't even apologise to them.

"Let me bring this out for service." Seonghwa brought out the other bacon quiches to display. You grabbed a piece of paper and your sharpie, beginning to brainstorm with Wooyoung and Jongho on dishes for tonight's dinner menu. Hongjoong said that there were already quite some reservations coming in.

"We should do a chopped romesco sauce. Don't blend it, do a fine chop on the board for texture." Wooyoung suggested. You nodded, writing it down.

"Sorry, what are we serving with that?" Seonghwa came back in, having heard Wooyoung's idea.

"Chicken roulade. Stuffed with perilla leaf and garlic chives. Sous vide and finish off in a pan to get some colour on it." You said.

"If we have the sous vide going, let's do barramundi on the grill. Sous vide cherry tomatoes and fennel in that Korean aged white soy sauce to serve alongside." Seonghwa raised his hand.

"I think we need starches. With the chicken, potato parsnip puree? And I think with the barramundi, like a rice pilaf."

"What do you suggest we flavour the rice with?" You asked Jongho.

"Mixed herbs, paprika, lemon zest and we make it slightly creamy with emulsification of cold butter to finish it off. Just slightly to accompany the meatier fish and tartness of the cherry tomatoes." Jongho replied.

"Main starch?" Wooyoung asked. You put the sharpie down, scratching your head as you walked into the walk in to check the ingredients that you had.

"Seafood pasta. Blend the roe of the scallops, make a light sauce. Serve it with seared scallop meat, grilled prawns, clams, squid. I want the prawn shells for a prawn oil to go over." You said.

"Yes, chef." The 3 replied.

"Are we doing bucatini?" Seonghwa clarified. You nodded your head slowly, too focused on the sauce instead.

"Let's mix some chogochujang (spicy sauce usually served with seafood and Korean raw fish) into the sauce to add brightness. I want the tartness from the vinegar."

"Sure." They all took their own notes for what they would be doing for the night.

"Okay, let's discuss appetisers before we get too hung up on the mains. Then desserts." You pulled up another piece of paper. Yunho came in to listen to your brainstorming session. But with what happened earlier, Seonghwa, Wooyoung and Jongho stopped talking, looking at him.

"What?" You looked up from the paper when they went silent. Turning around, you saw that Yunho was standing there. You hadn't even heard him come in.

"Guys, focus." You frowned.

"Right... So I was saying yukhoe (Korean raw beef) but with a chimichurri. We got a fattier cut of beef, it should cut nicely."

"Okay. Hwa, you're on that for tonight then." You hummed and wrote it down.

"I kind of want to do a soup. What soup can we do with what we have?" You asked. Jongho and Wooyoung walked into the walk in to check the inventory.

"White bean?" Jongho suggested.

"I would like to save the white bean for cassoulet stew tomorrow. What are our other options?" You said.

"We can do wild mushroom soup with doenjang." Wooyoung proposed. You all thought about it as a concept, mushrooms do go well with heavier, more fermented flavours. You nodded and added it to the list.

"You okay to handle that on your own?" You asked. Wooyoung gave you a thumbs up. Then you moved onto desserts. Yunho watched you quietly, he was always so mesmerised by you.

The way you commanded the attention in the room, the way the others looked at you with such respect and reverence.

"Alright. That settles it. Let's get the sous vides going and we'll break for the day." You said.

"Anything I can help with?" Yunho asked.

"Yes, actually. Help us fill those bins and stick the sous vide in while we begin the prep." You said. Yunho nodded, he knew how to do that, you've taught him before.

"(y/n) and I on the tomatoes and fennel. Hwa hyung and Jongho on the chicken? We'll help when we're done here." Wooyoung asked.

"Sure." Seonghwa and Jongho started on the chicken. When Yunho was done setting the sous vides up, he went to help them. Jongho gave him the mallet to pound the chicken until it was flat and even. Seonghwa prepared the filling of mainly perilla leave and garlic chives that would go in the middle.

"It reminds me of a roll cake.... but like, meat." Yunho chuckled as Jongho explained the dish to him.

"Well, that's essentially the idea." Seonghwa said. While you made the 'marinade' for the vegetables, Wooyoung quickly prepared and sliced the fennel.

"What's that?" Yunho asked.

"White soy sauce." Leaning over to grab a tasting spoon, you pour a little on and handed it to Yunho for him to taste it.

"It doesn't look and taste like soy sauce. It's sweeter? And not as salty as I expected. How do they make the colour so light?" He asked, tasting the bit of sauce.

"White soy has more wheat than soy beans and is fermented for a much shorter period of time. That means less sugars are broken down, that's why it has a sweeter taste." You explained.

"Can you use it as a dip? Like for fish." He thought out loud.

"Not really. It is used more in cooking to enhance flavours. So the cherry tomatoes we got are a little sour, that's why we're using the sweetness and lightness of the white soy to balance it without adding straight sugar." Wooyoung added.

"Doing the same for the fennel." You said. You held open the sous vide bags for Wooyoung to dump the ingredients in.

"How's the chicken coming along?" When you and Wooyoung prepared the vegetables, you went over to where Jongho and Seonghwa were.

"You can start trussing the meat while we finish up." Seonghwa said. You hummed and grabbed the butchers' twine.

"Ooh, what's going on here?" Yeosang came in.

"Watching them prep for dinner. And helping." Yunho said. Yeosang leaned down to watch you secure the rolled up chicken with twine after Wooyoung rolls it with filling.

"Looks like a lollipop." Yeosang laughed. That made you let out a small laugh, nodding in agreement.

"What is the green filling?" He asked.

"Perilla leaf, garlic chives, salt and white pepper." You replied. Yeosang nodded his head, impressed and interested in the dish. He took his phone out to take a picture of the rolled up chicken. When Hongjoong came in for his break, Yunho went back out to support the other boys.

"Okay, let's start a timer and head out." You instructed. The 4 of you went to get your things. You grabbed Yunho's scarf and container of leftovers, tucking them beside his bag.

"Bye. See you tonight." Hongjoong waved with a smile, Yeosang too. The 4 of you headed out for the rest of the day.

"Kitchen crew just went home." Yeosang said, stretching his arms over his head.

"This is bomb." Mingi said, stuffing his face with a slice of bacon quiche. San leaned over with his mouth open for Mingi to feed him but Mingi merely pulled his plate away.

"Get you own." Mingi growled.

"I just want a bite! And that's the last slice!" San whined. Mingi rolled his eyes, giving in and letting San have a bite.

"Mmm, it is good. The meaty bacon in the quiche with the crispy bacon on top." He said as he chewed. Yunho waved for San to help make the drinks for the orders that were coming in. Mingi continued to have his break behind Yunho.

"So, can you explain what's up with you and (y/n) now?" Mingi asked, taking a sip of his coffee.

"A little busy here." Yunho replied, keying in the order so San would get the ticket to prepare the drink. He stepped away from the cash register to help San.

"Thank you. Please come again." He smiled, handing the drinks to the customers.

"There's something going on between you and (y/n)?" San asked while scooping ice into the cups.

"Nothing. Mingi is just spouting nonsense. As usual. (y/n) and I are just... friends." Yunho rolled his eyes, ignoring the way his chest felt warm when he called you a 'friend'. Mingi scoffed at Yunho's words.

"You were at her house yesterday." Mingi pointed out.

"You're at my house all the time. Does that mean there's anything going on between us?" Yunho raised an eyebrow.

"Well, there can be. But you playing. I told you we could get married if the law allowed it." Mingi teased, making San laugh. Yunho sighed, facepalming at Mingi's words. People would seriously misunderstand if they had heard him. Yunho's mother thought Mingi was serious when he mentioned marriage prospects jokingly.

"Wait, is that why you left me and Yeosang to die?" San asked in disbelief and betrayal. Yunho ignored him so he turned to Mingi, who nodded in confirmation.

"Wah, Yunho ah. How could you?" San shook his head with much disapproval.

"She invited me for dinner. That's it. Nothing happened. We talked about food and cooking." Yunho said briefly.

"You just left after eating?" Mingi tilted his head.

"She fell asleep on the couch. It felt awkward for me to continue to stay so I left." Yunho revealed. Mingi and San burst out laughing, making Yunho shush them since customers were around.

"Were you so boring that she fell asleep?" San could barely get his question out between his laughs.

"She was tired from cooking. The dish she cooked me was a difficult dish and it took her a long time to cook it." Yunho frowned.

"Wow, she put in that much effort to make dinner for you? That's really nice, Yunho ah. You should do something to thank her." Mingi adviced. Yunho nodded, he knew he should repay you but he didn't know how.

"How? I didn't even know what kind of gift to bring to her house. I brought her my favorite cold brew coffee... She said she liked it but I don't know." Yunho rubbed the back of his neck.

"You'll think of something." San patted his shoulder with encouragement.

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[silverryu25]

Heyyyy :Dc the ask for kustardweek !

Day 2: Space prison:

"I knew this would happen. I knew and i still came back with you like the idiot that I am!"

Hiiii Seren! X3 That is a very nice combo~! Hope you like the drabble >:3

DAY 2 - Space prison + “I knew this would happen. I knew and I still came back with you like the idiot that I am!”

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With a cut-off swear and a grunt, he pulled himself up on the ledge.

Sans couldn't believe he was doing this instead of playing a couch potato in his spot in front of the vidcom on his spaceship. His sacrum itched for its usual spot in the sans-shaped hole he wore into that ugly green couch, and his non-existent throat begged for some nice cold ketchup. But alas, here he was, playing the hero. Again...

He was gonna make that bonehead Red pay his weight in ketchup after he gets his boney ass out of this mess.

Before he could think of more ways to make Red pay for getting them into this new mess, a ray of light flashed from in front of him. He was close so he had to be quiet.

Careful to not make any sounds, Sans snuck forward through the vent. This was the main reason why he was the one doing this and not Edge, he could fit in the small space. It was one of the very rare times he regretted his own petite height, cause it put more work into his lazybone lap.

With a few careful wiggles, he managed to reach the ventilation opening and peer through. Thankfully, he was at the right cell and didn't have to crawl around more than necessary.

He focused on the parts of the cell he could see from it's upper corner position, trying to make out if Red was alone or not. When he was sure he couldn't see or hear anyone, he gave a quiet knock.

Red's skull turned towards the sound immediately, then quickly darted around to make sure no one was nearby. Apparently assured, he quickly climbed a chair to peer into the vent, eyelights sparking and teeth flashing in a confident smirk.

Sans wasn't sure if he wanted to kiss or smack that grin of off Red's face.

The idiot was the one that got himself in this mess by starting another bar fight. Every time they had a clash with the local law enforcement, Sans was sure Red would be at least part of the reason for it if not the main cause.

"hurry sansy," Red spoke in a hush. "da law's gunnin' fer my ass."

With an eye roll, Sans started working on the inside hinges of the vent opening. Red was lucky this space prison was one of the older ones that still had the old ventilation shafts in place. They were designed to keep a prisoner in, not to keep someone out. Pretty stupid, but who could blame the designer from not thinking anyone was crazy enough to break into a high security prison.

Still stupid.

Too bad they were smart enough to upgrade their magic dampener technology.

Making quick work of the hinges and alarms connected to them, Sans had the vent open in record time. Red grabbed the vent cover from the other side and made sure it didn't make a noise.

"great job, sweetheart." Red leaned towards Sans' skull that was peering from the vent opening, non-existent lips puckered up for a kiss, only to end up with a bony palm smacking his face. "umph? wha'-"

"no what's red." Sans deadpanned at him. "you don't deserve it."

"ey' no! sweetheart!" The whine that followed those words almost broke Sans' resolve but he managed to keep strong.

"nope."

"... fine. but imma get one when we get out."

"we'll see. just don't get us in more trouble."

"wha'dya mean sweetheart?" Red innocently asked. "i ain't never done no such thing."

Just as he said that, his right hand shot up to his chest and he lost his grip on the vent cover. Sans watched the heavy thing slip from Red's hands in slow motion, doing one elegant spin before it hit the metal floor with one edge, then bounced off, hit a few more times and then spun and flopped around a few times until it stilled. The noise it made echoed through the cell and the space beyond it like an old huge church bell. Then went quiet. Sans and Red stayed frozen in their spot as everything quieted down, holding their breaths as they listened for any sound of movement from the hall beyond the bars of the door.

A moment passed and just as they were about to relax a new blaring noise started to scream through the prison.

Alarm.

Escape alarm.

"shit!" Red swore as he started climbing into the vent while Sans quickly crawled back.

Once Red was in and Sans managed to turn around they started quickly crawling through the vents. Hopefully, they would manage to get to the spot Sans used to infiltrate the prison, once there they would be safe.

"faster sansy!"

"i know!"

"yer gonna get us caught!"

“me?!" Sans couldn't stop the incredulity from making his voice pitch uncharacteristically high. "i knew this would happen. i knew and i still came back for you like the idiot that i am!”

That was the last straw.

Red was gonna pay extra for this.

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Hope you like it Seren!! :D

I admit I changed the line a little bit ("came back with you" into "came back for you") but my excuse is... I read it wrong when the idea sparked >.>;;;

I was sure it said for you XD

Welp, it's close enough ;P

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

What if S/O and the skeletons accidentally joined lethal company? 🤔

Undertale Sans - He's chilling in the spaceship, sleeping through his teammates screaming for help in the talkie-walkie. He only teleports his S/O back into the ship when they get too silent so they don't get hurt. Don't ask him more than that, he's not exactly an adventurer, he's a couch potato.

Undertale Papyrus - He's trying to keep everyone under his command because they're all doing everything wrong and he swears to Asgore he's going to have a mental breakdown. S/O then comes to him so happy because they found a rubber duckie and they're so happy. Papyrus swears to protect the plastic duck from all harm and completely forgets what the mission was.

Underswap Sans - He found a gun, and now he's laughing hysterically, shooting at the alien monsters trying to eat his crewmates. You all manage to get back into the spaceship safely thanks to him, but then you all can see him riding a giant spider outside, screaming excitedly and you decide to leave him there lol.

Underswap Papyrus - Your crewmates forgot he's allergic to wasps and asked him to go fetch a wasp nest, without telling him the wasps will attack him. Poor Honey is now running for his life, screaming for help as he tries to literally not die, the angry wasps chasing him around. He still has the nest though and somehow brings it back to the ship. He then proceeds to pass out on the floor.

Underfell Sans - He saw a weird disk on the floor but got too scared to pick it up. So he pushed S/O on it and watched in awe as S/O exploded. Oh. It was a mine. It makes more sense now. ... Oh shit, he just exploded his S/O.

Underfell Papyrus - A random monster suddenly falls on his head and tries to choke him. Edge runs like a bull into a wall several times until the alien is mashed. He has weird green blood everywhere on him but he looks so badass when he finally comes back in the spaceship as everyone thought he was dead.

Horrortale Sans - He gets lost in the corridors and decides to sit in a corner and wait for someone to teleport him back into the ship. When S/O actually teleports him back, thinking he died, everyone realizes Oak somehow finds the most expensive thing from the location. He's so confused why everyone is cheering him. He did literally nothing but pick a random thing on the floor as he waited, bored.

Horrortale Papyrus - He's in the spaceship, losing his mind because his S/O doesn't know their right and left hand and keeps running towards the danger. He's having anxiety and his voice is more and more hysterical as you continue to mess up.

Swapfell Sans - You told him to be very careful as aliens might want to lay eggs in his stomach. He waits for all his crewmates to get out of the spaceships, locks the doors, and leaves lol. Get eaten first, he's out of here! Have fun dying.

Swapfell Papyrus - He hears everyone screaming and dying, but he doesn't understand. Somehow, he never sees any monster down there. He picks things up calmly, having fun, and goes back to the spaceship without a scratch. At this point, he thinks his friends are hallucinating and that he's the only one sane. But it's ok. He can play pretend for them.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He engaged in a battle of stare with one of the monsters and he refuses to lose. Everyone begs him after an hour to let go as everyone knows he's the winner since he can't blink, but Wine is not satisfied and refuses. S/O takes the talkie and says he better bring his ass back in the spaceship or they're coming to get him. Wine ignores them. S/O teleports him forcefully into the spaceship and both of them immediately start arguing. Wine is so pissed off.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He's hiding. Everyone trusted him to bring the objects they salvaged to the spaceship. Coffee fell on the way to the ship and all the objects fell into quicksand and now it's gone forever. Coffee is scared everyone will get mad at him so he found a cave and decided to hide there until he's sure no one is mad at him lol.

[ferallove-for-tx2]

𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐤𝐮 𝐱 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐

𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬.

As the days flew by, you and Rengoku learned more about each other and your different worlds. You introduced Rengoku to different foods and he enjoyed all of them but his favorite was by far the sweet potatoes. Even though it has only been a couple of days, you and Rengoku were practically inseparable. Currently, you were fixing Rengoku’s sixth plate of sweet potatoes and he was talking about how much he liked this world better than his own.

“This world is filled with so much exhilaration and entertainment! There is so much to do and to eat, back home, it was the same thing everyday. Wake up, hunt for blood, and if we’re lucky, maybe we could get our hands on human blood but it’s not likely.”

He said as you placed the plate in front of him and his eye’s immediately lit up. He placed the potatoes in his mouth and like always, he exclaimed.

“Umai!”

You both continued talking until you eventually heard a knock on the door. You went to go get it and when you opened the door, you saw Shinobu along with a man with deep blue eyes.

“Hello Y/n, this is the vampire I summoned, his name is Giyu and he’s depressed and quiet so don’t expect him to answer if you ask him something.”

She giggled and he just looked at her and sighed. You let them inside and went to grab Rengoku to introduce him to Shinobu.

“Shinobu, I did the spell that you did and this is the vampire I summoned, his name is-“

“Kyojuro Rengoku! Oh, hello Giyu! It’s been awhile since I last saw you, how have you been?”

Shinobu’s eyes widened and she glanced back and forth between the two vampires.

“Ara? Tomioka, I thought you didn’t have any friends?”

Giyu glanced at her before turning back to Rengoku and greeting him back.

“I’ve been alright, it’s nice to see you again.”

“Anyways, I see the spell worked Y/n, how has it been so far?”

Shinobu asked as she sat down next to you on the couch.

“It’s been great! Rengoku has told me so much information about the world he and Giyu come from.”

You told Shinobu the information Rengoku told you about while Giyu and Rengoku (mostly Rengoku) talked and caught up with each other. Shinobu noticed how much you loved to talk about Rengoku and the faint blush that would creep up on your cheeks whenever Rengoku laughed or glanced at you.

“Y/n, could we perhaps go practice a spell I’ve been curious about, it will only take a couple minutes.”

You agreed and left the vampires and went down into your basement. Once you got down there and were about to grab supplies, she stopped you.

“Oh, we don’t need anything, I just wanted to ask you something without them hearing us.”

“Oh? Okay, what did you want to ask me then?”

“I noticed that you and Rengoku have grown very attached to each other and what I find especially interesting, I keep seeing you blush whenever Rengoku is mentioned or looks at you. Do you perhaps have a crush on your guardian?”

Your eyes widened a bit and you felt a warm blush form on your cheeks. You started fidgeting and were unable to directly meet her eyes.

“I don’t k-know what you are talking about or insinuating…he is just my guardian nothing more, nothing less.”

Shinobu giggled and waved you off, she obviously didn’t believe you.

“Sure sure, whatever you say Y/n-San~”

You felt your blush darken and you shook your head.

“S-shut up!”

Meanwhile with the boys, Rengoku was going on and on about how much better his life is with you in the mortal realm and eventually Giyu sighed and cut him off mid sentence.

“You like them, don’t you?”

Rengoku was shocked by Giyu’s sudden words as he was not expecting him to talk at all, he cleared his throat as he sweat dropped.

“That is uh a bold accusation my friend, I can assure you that I did not fall in love with the person I am supposed to be protecting.”

Giyu raised an eyebrow, unfazed and sighed again.

“You’re bad at lying, and I simply asked if you liked them and based on your response.”

“Y-you are mistaken! Even if I did like them, I couldn’t do anything about it because they summoned me to protect them, not to seduce them.”

Giyu shook his head when they heard you and Shinobu coming up the stairs.

“How was your spell?”

Giyu asked and before you could say anything, Shinobu said.

“Nosy are you Tomioka?”

Giyu exhaled while you and Rengoku kept glancing between them.

“I was just asking, no need to be so rude.”

“Me being rude?”

Shinobu scoffed and was about to insult him when you just awkwardly laughed and tried to get away from this conversation.

“Anyways! Why don’t we go outside for a walk or something? Maybe go get some ice cream or go look at the scenery?”

“Oooh, I would love to Y/n but unfortunately, I have some stuff to do at home, thank you for letting us stay with you a bit and I’ll see you some other time!”

Shinobu said and after you and Rengoku said your farewells to them, Shinobu yanked poor Giyu out the door. 

“So you and Giyu knew each other before you guys were summoned?”

You asked him and he just stared at you with a smile on his face, he was captivated by you and was lost in thought. 

“Rengoku? Rengokuuu, are you there?”

He stayed silent as a multitude of different scenarios were racing through his mind. You tugged his shirt but he still didn’t answer you and you took a deep breath before placing a quick but soft kiss on his cheek and that’s when he finally snapped back to reality. His cheeks turned a crimson red and he was extremely confused.

“Huh? Uh what was that for?”

“You were just staring at me while I was trying to talk to you and even when I was tugging you, you wouldn’t answer me.”

That’s when he was filled with embarrassment, he was so lost in thought that he completely forgot that you were there.

“O-oh, I apologize Y/n, I was um thinking about something.”

You raised an eyebrow and questioned him.

“What were you thinking about exactly?”

He didn’t know what to say and before he could prepare a proper answer, words slipped out of his mouth.

“I like you a lot.”

[mindlessflare]

Apocalytickle, Chapter 4: Let’s Have a Party!!

Jenna, Emma and Dinah make it back upstairs before smelling Diana and Marissa’s handiwork in the kitchen. They also spot Ryan, Craig, and Sasha, fully clothed this time, waiting on the couch with a little red in their cheeks. Craig is wearing his green blazer and grey pants with white socks. Ryan is wearing his blue jacket with grey shorts and black socks. Sasha is wearing her favorite yellow top, covered by a dark green long sleeve top, her black skirt, and pink socks. Dinah smirked and ran over to the couch, jumping over and plopping next to her sister, startling her.

“EEK!” Sasha shrieked as Dinah wraps her arm around her, getting her in a choke hold.

“So, you thought you’d have a threesome without me?!” Dinah asked, clearly agitated by their fun from upstairs.

“Well, in her defense, Dinah,” Craig said, “It wouldn’t be a threesome if there were four people, now would it?” Craig smiled, cockily, as Dinah grinned evilly at him.

“Oh, just wait. I’ll get to each of you!!” Dinah said to Craig and Ryan, who tried his best to pretend he wasn’t there.

Dinah looked down at her sister, struggling to get loose from her choke hold, “Have you learned your lesson, Sasha?”

Sasha coughed, and squirmed, “Y-Yes...y-yes onee-san…”

“And what did you learn??” Dinah asked.

“A-Always...invite you...to group...sex…?” Sasha managed to get out.

“Very good!” Dinah said, smiling egotistically, as she pulled out some rope from underneath the couch and tied Sasha’s hands behind her back, and tied her ankles together, before moving to tickle her sides.

“NOHOHOHOHOHO! PLEHEHEEHEHEHEHEASE NOT THIS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!” Sasha begged, as she squirmed as hard as Emma and Dinah did downstairs.

“This is what you get for not thinking of your loving and caring big sister!!” Dinah said, as her nails danced all over Sasha’s sides and tummy. Dinah stopped after a few minutes of torture, but kept her sister pinned.

Jenna and Emma looked at the situation, and made their way to the kitchen drooling. Jenna drooling over the smell of steak, and Emma drooling at the sight of Sasha being tickled. Jenna wandered into the kitchen and saw Marissa, butt naked save for an apron, grilling up a large steak. The sizzling of the juices wafted the smell of beef into the air, and into Jenna’s nose. She swooned and looked around at what else there was for dinner. Jenna saw more cuts of steak, along with some mashed potatoes, beans, corn on the cob, chicken caesar salads, burgers, hot dogs, and a large triple stacked Boston Creme Pie. Jenna found Diana, putting the finishing touches on the corn with some butter, and scrambled over to her.

“Jeez, Diana-chan. Think you have enough food?” Jenna asked, eyeing the steaks.

“Well, there are eight of us, and possibly more. I only got an RSVP from you guys about the party, and what can I say? When I cook, I make a lot.” Diana explained.

“Believe me, so do I.” Jenna admitted, “And nice touch with Marissa and the apron.”

“The only way I let her cook.” Diana said, proudly, “...unless she’s deep frying something, then I make her put on clothes.”

“That’s fair.”

“And with that...dinner is done!” Diana proclaimed. “Come and get it guys!!”

With that declaration, the group scrambled into the kitchen. Jenna, being in there already, took advantage and grabbed a plate. She piled her plate with two huge cuts of rare steak, a side of potatoes, corn on the cob, a salad, and a couple of the burgers. Emma rushed in and grabbed a small piece of steak, some potatoes, two hot dogs, and a side salad. Diana grabbed a little bit of everything on her plate, save for the salad. Marissa prepared a plate with the same stuff as Diana, before she rushed off to put on her clothes. Ryan bolted into the kitchen, and piled his plate with hot dogs and beans. Craig, right behind him, piled his plate with burgers and corn. Dinah and Sasha made their plates with a salad, a small bowl of potatoes with the beans on top, half a husk of corn on the cob, and two steaks each, with Dinah’s steaks being well done. After preparing their plates, the group grabbed an assortment of alcohol, apple juice, or soda, and reconvenes on the couch for their feast.

“I don’t know how you two idiots can each have nothing but burgers and dogs.” Dinah said to Craig and Ryan, already in the process of stuffing their faces.

“Shut up!” Ryan said, “Hot dogs are like the best food. They’re protein, a neat shape. What else do you need?”

“How about a salad?” Jenna suggested, while already cutting apart her steaks.

“You’re one to talk, you’re going ham on that steak,” Craig countered, his mouth full of burger.

“I’ll get to my salad when I’m good and ready.” Jenna said, defending her stance, “And another thing: beans are gross!”

“Well, some of them like beans, so I made some. You don’t have to have any if you don’t want any, Jenna.” Diana said, eating her salad first.

Marissa scampered back in with a set of pajamas with little cats on them, “Is everyone enjoying their food?”

“Hell yeah!” Jenna said.

“It’s very tasty.” Emma complimented, enjoying her potatoes.

“Damn straight!” Ryan and Craig replied simultaneously, while stuffing their faces.

“Great job, Mari-chan.” Sasha said, eating quietly.

“You guys cooking is amazing.” Dinah said, munching on her corn.

Marissa blushed, smiling, as she sat down next to Diana and began eating herself.

“So…” Jenna asked, swallowing a piece of steak, “What’re we going to do tonight? Is this a party, or a dinner?”

“Can’t it be both?” Diana asked. “I have had Marissa pick up some games for us to play, plus truth or dare, and some scary stories.”

“Sounds more like a camp out, but I’m game,” Craig said, finishing his second to last burger.

“I hope everyone enjoys themselves…” Marissa said, happily.

After a few minutes, the group rested their tummies after a well cooked meal. Jenna licked the remaining juices of the steak off her fingers, while Emma stared at her drooling. Craig and Ryan let out a couple of strong burps, causing Jenna to blush. Diana chugged the last bit of her booze, and let out a belch as well, catching everyone off guard. Sasha and Dinah patted their tummies happily, and Marissa took the empty plates back to the kitchen and set them into the dishwasher before returning to the others.

“So, what should we do first?” Ryan asked.

“Hmm...I like the idea of scary stories. Did you have any good ones, Diana?” Craig asked.

Diana grinned, “As a matter of fact, I do. Does everyone know about that old asylum that’s at the top of the hill near the edge of town?”

“There’s an asylum?” Jenna asked.

“Oh, right. She’s not from this area,” Dinah remembered.

“Yes, there is, Jenna.” Diana said, “Rumor has it, there used to be a full faculty working up there to help people. Like an asylum would. But after a while, people stopped coming out. And it’s said to be because of this crazy doctor, who has a unique fetish for flesh. She likes teasing it, touching it, ripping it, and licking it. She took most of her patients, and eventually her fellow co-workers, and began experimenting on them…”

Emma gulped and clung onto Jenna, “W-W-What kind of e-e-e-experiments does she do on them...?”

Diana giggled, “Well, if you believe the rumors, she would experiment on them to make them into zombies who crave the sounds of laughter and the taste of flesh. She’d warp their minds and change their bodies into expert ticklers to render her victims helpless!”

Sasha squeaked in fear, hiding her face in her sister’s arms.

“Oh come on,” Dinah said, “That’s totally dumb.”

“You may say so,” Diana said, “But they say that at night, the people around town can hear the echoes of insane laughter, and lights coming from the old condemned asylum. Some say she’s still up there, trying to perfect her ‘tickle zombies’, until everyone is trapped in helpless laughter forever…Muahaha!”

Jenna chuckled, clapping her hands, “Nice one, Diana. A little too heavy on your tickle fetish, but not bad.”

“Thank you, Jenna,” Diana said, “But I’ve talked with people who say they have seen lights coming from that old place. I don’t know how true the rest of it is, but it may mean something is still going on up there.”

Ryan chuckled, “Maybe a Frankenstein monster is being built.” Emma giggled at his response.

Craig grinned, sipping his drink, “I dunno. Sounds a bit sketchy if you ask me. We should go and see if we can find anything up there.”

“Nah,” Diana said, “I’m too lazy. Besides, we can have all the fun we need right here.”

“Plus, I’d rather not be turned into a tickle zombie…” Sasha said meekly.

“Or trapped as someone’s prisoner…” Emma added, still holding onto Jenna.

“I won’t let anyone touch you, baby.” Jenna said, protectively.

“Thanks, Jenna.” Emma said, snuggling into her chest.

“Mistress, it’s already 7:00,” Marissa said.

“Thanks, Marissa.” Diana said, “Well, everyone, the night is still young. Let’s have some fun!”

“Yeah!” shouted the collective ensemble of characters as they proceeded to play Old Maid, Cards Against Humanity, Twister, Truth or Dare, and a number of other party games. The group continued to laugh, drink and have fun enjoying one another’s company. One by one, each member gave into their food comas, and with a lack of energy from the day they had, began to fall asleep.

[lunarsun12]

Husband Vs Husband

Masterlist

Previous Episode

The angry Yeonjun stormed into the Ateez dorm very early in the morning. Poor Hongjong was half asleep as Yunho get him awake, all night his screaming when he was beating Yeosang at Mario Kart.

Poor Hongjong didn’t realise somone picked him up and ran out of the door. Which Seonghwa saw, what is happening and to try chase them but Yeonjun was too fast. Yeonjun thought it will be a good idea to keep Hongjoong there until Soobin gets jealous saying he miss him. Until it took turn for the worse

What an earth happened to Hongjong and Yeonjun?

Hongjoong and Yeonjun Private Chat

Today 13:00

Yeonjun🐯: Why did you leave! We were having so much fun!

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: You grabbed me like a sack of potatoes like it’s nothing from my nap couch

Yeonjun🐯: Hey! If I don’t grabbed would we be talking!

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: You sort out with you Soobin whatever he is called!

Yeonjun🐯: Are you sassing my Soobinie?

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: What? No! I’m tired I’m going back home!

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: Where am I?

Yeonjun🐯: You don’t need to know!Please just comeback, I won’t hurt you. I just need Soobinie to be jealous and we can go back home.

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: Wait a second, Soobin like bread uncle Soobin

Yeonjun🐯: Yes the one bestie with your lover Seonghwa

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: I don’t like him, he is too close to my Seonghwa

Yeonjun🐯: Don’t you mean your Seongwha is close to my Soobin?

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: Well tell him to stay away from my hwa. He is soooo annoying

Yeonjun🐯: EXCUSE ME! DON’T CALL SOOBINIE THAT!

Yeonjun🐯: Your little hwa, is a crybaby!

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: TAKE THAT BACK!

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: Come one fight me! I ain’t scared! I may be tiny but I have powerful kicks

Yeonjun🐯: I like to see you try! You will pay for insulting my Soobin

Meanwhile while, Yeonjun and Hongjoong were busy fighting. Seongwha and Soobin was at Seonghwa house.

Soobin: Hwa, it’s okay. Yeonjunnie won’t lay a finger on him

Seonghwa: *sniffs*

Soobin: I didn’t expect Yeonjunnie to actually come and took your Hongjoong away

Whilst Seonghwa was busy crying. No one noticed that Beomgyu has secretly tagged a long to find Yeosang along with his baby brother Kai. Beomgyu happens to bump into San, which lead to Kai blurting big scary man.

San: Who you calling big man!?

Heuningkai: Beomgyu…he is giving me the evils (that how San eyes are)

Beomgyu: Oh you the idiot plush guy, which Yeosang talked to about. Hiiii, I hope we become friends

After that statement, Beomgyu left a very confused San

San: Idiot plush guy?

San: THE SHIBA NAPPER

Without hesitation San chased after the two brothers until he met with Jongho. Who not so politely asked San to tell Seonghwa to shut up. San went to the living room, to check up on his Eomma (he is too scared to tell him shut up, in case he gets the broom to the face)

San: Eomma why you are crying! Oh hello Uncle Bread! *bows*

Soobin: It’s nothing go and play with wooyoung

Seonghwa: WAIT A SECOND, THE TRACKER

Many hours later

Back Soobin and Seonghwa Private Chat

Seongwha🌸: How’s Yeonjun is he okay?

Soobin🍞: I wasn’t expecting to see them fighting in the boxing rink

Soobin🍞: Yes he is okay but pouty. I have to change your name to my mum’s name. He is still sensitive

Soobin🍞: What about Hongjong? Is he okay? Yeonjun can get aggressive when mad. Don’t get me started last week where I chase a mother and his child down the street

Seongwha🌸: I never seen Hongjoong, so cuddly before. Saying he is glad to be safe and won’t let go

Seongwha🌸: Is it the viral video, I saw somone called Sunoo was so angry. He got his YouTube channel taken away

Soobin🍞: You know everything wow!

Seongwha🌸: If you have evil plotting kids, you learn to be snoop fast

Soobin🍞: My kids are angels 😇

Seongwha🌸: Sure…

Seongwha🌸: Why were they fighting in the first place

Soobin🍞: YOU TRASHY HUSBAND INSULTED ME

Seongwha🌸: Soobin?

Soobin🍞: Soobin is not here! He went to the bathroom! No way he texts his Eomma so long!!

Soobin🍞: I’m so sorry about Yeonjun! I don’t know how he figure it out. I have 10mins before he comes out of the shower

Seongwha🌸: Hongjoong is passed out on the couch. He must have been so tired

Soobin🍞: Wait a second, I think they might have got in argument because of us. Cause Yeonjunnie only gets like this when somone says something bad about me

Seongwha🌸: That Hongjoong and he is mouth. He says random things when tired

Seongwha🌸: Why did he has to mess with that Yeonjun-

Soobin🍞: I think we should lay low for while. Once they cool off see you soon Hwa

[ask-potato-sans]

So when is this set? Is it before Frisk fell? If so, Sans, you seriously never left the house?! Even to go to Grillby's?!

Yeah, it's sort of set when Frisk fell into the underground a little late than usual, and basically Sans was always taking laziness to the next level in this AU.

[eljeebee]

Sid and Louie was fast asleep in Sid's bedroom. Elizabeth tucked the both of them, before closing the bedroom. She had set aside Louie's backpack beside Sid's wardrobe. Then, she, too, retired to her bedroom.

In the middle of the night, Elizabeth heard knocks on her bedroom door. She jolted awake, before groaning. She opened her lights before opening her door.

Sid was holding Louie's hand, who was trying to stifle his sniffles.

"Auntie, I think Louie's not used to sleepovers," Sid said.

Elizabeth knelt down, "Do you want me to call your mom and dad?"

Louie nodded, hiccupping. "I—I'm so so—sorry. I want to have sleep—sleepovers but I can't sleep without—with—without Mama and Papa in—in the haw—house!"

"Oh, darling," Elizabeth took Louie in her embrace, rubbing his back. "It's fine. Here, stay with Sid in the couch, I'll call Mister and Missus Davis."

Louie nodded, rubbing his eyes. Sid led him down to their living room. He stuttered, sniffling, "I—I'm really sorry Si—Sid. I really wa—wanted to have a sleepover with you."

"It's okay, Lou," Sid patted his back as they sat in the couch. "I don't want to continue this sleepover if you're uncomfortable. It's not gonna be fun if you're gonna be sad."

"Thanks Sid," Lou hugged her. Sid hugged him back squeezing him.

Elizabeth was trying to call Jason Davis. When he didn't pick up, she tried calling Sophia. She answered by the first ring!

"Hello?" voice still heavy from sleep.

"Hi, this is Elizabeth Swanson from Manzanita Terrace? Sorry to disturb your sleep, Missus Davis," Elizabeth said,

"Oh. Oh! Miss Elizabeth. It's fine, fine. What's wrong? Did something happen?"

"Missus, Louie woke up crying. He said he can't sleep without the two of you," Elizabeth explained. "I think he's not used to sleeping without his parents in one roof."

"I'm so sorry, Miss Elizabeth. I'll be there to pick him up as soon as possible. I hope this didn't bother you."

"No, no! It's nothing. I don't want the child to be uncomfortable."

"Thank you, Miss. I'll head out now."

"Okay, please take care. I'll wait for you outside our house."

When the call ended, Elizabeth hurriedly went back to Sid's bedroom and neatly repacked Louie's things. She came back to the living room, making Louie wear a jacket over his pyjamas.

"Your mom's going to pick you up, okay?" Elizabeth said, fixing his bed hair by running her fingers through it. "I'll call you when she's here."

Louie nodded.

Elizabeth wrapped her thick coat around her night slip-covered body. Even thought it doesn't snow in San Sequoia, it can get chilly. Especially in winter. Through the lampposts, she saw a woman jogging down the street to her house.

Elizabeth quickly unlocked the gate, walking out the curb and waving at the woman. The woman was Sophia Davis. Sophia gave her a quick embrace, apologizing.

"It's alright," Elizabeth patted her back before leading her inside the house.

"Mama!" Louie cried, running to his mother. Sophia knelt down and embraced his son.

"There, there," Sophia patted his son's back. When he let go, she picked up his backpack. "I'm sorry, Miss Elizabeth and Sid. We'll make it up to you next time."

"It's okay, Missus David!" Sid said, nodding. "Once Louie is fine with sleepovers we can have it again!"

"That's kind of you to say, Sid," Sophia smiled at Sid, petting her hair.

Elizabeth and Sid walked them to the gate. The former hugging Sid as she wrapped her with her coat. They waved good bye to Sophia and Louie.

Morning came, and Sid and Elizabeth sat at their living room, eating breakfast.

"How was your sleepover, Sid?" Elizabeth asked. "I'm sorry if it wasn't the way you wanted."

"It's fine, Auntie!" Sid shook her head, taking a bite of a leftover baked potato. "I had fun playing with Louie anyways!"

"Then that's good!"

"Just sad we can't continue it to Saturday...," Sid frowned for a bit.

"It's okay, Sid." Elizabeth smiled. "I can make it up to you!"

"Really?!"

"Why don't we dress fancy? I can cook something nice, and then we can take some pictures!" Elizabeth suggested.

"I'd love to!"

"Then we better get ready!"

For lunch, Elizabeth made a grand meal of Ham! They ate their Ham dinner, dressed up nice and fancy.

After eating, and washing their dishes, Elizabeth set up their camera.

"Come here, you pretty little girl!" Elizabeth couldn't contain her cuteness aggression and gave Sid smooches. Sid giggled.

They took a few shots, and voila!

New pictures hanging on their living room wall!

Elizabeth gazed at their pictures with admiration. "Charlie, I think...I think what I'm doing is right." She whispered.

[thebelljarwriter]

What More Could You Ask?

I'M BACK!! and fully confident to write again :]

get ready for TWO story posts from yours truly. for today's prompt

Day 18: Coming home — Kitchen dancing — Sleeping in

Summary: Benjamin Morrison and Kelsey Scott are like the odd couple, but maybe Ben likes it that way.

It was a busy month lately for bone tired Benjamin Morrison. The sun was beginning to set over the skyscrapers of San Francisco, a home that Ben wasn’t so comfortable calling home yet, he still missed the familiarity of his old life back at New York, he was practically raised by the entire city of Staten Island with his two sisters Candy and Amber. When he left for college, there he met the self proclaimed proud Califorian Kelsey Scott when Benjamin enrolled at Stanford in Berkeley. Honest to God, Ben hadn’t thought his slacker friend would even go to an expensive college like Stanford.

 They had been roommates up until they graduated, but even after so, the two made a plan to live together when Ben would find an apartment. Ben hadn’t been exactly sure why he thought to live with his college roommate, but he assumed it had something to do with family troubles with the way Kelsey avoided the discussion of family matters. 

 They had been living in San Francisco for almost a year now, Ben thought it’d been a good plan to live here. Being close to the sea reminded him of Staten Island. He parked his car by the curb, and dug through his pockets for the house key. 

***

When Ben came home, the first thing that caught his eye was the kitchen. When he walked in, there was already a freshly made plate for him on the table, it had been steak and some mashed potatoes and peas on the side. Despite what you could take from Kelly’s appearance as your stereotypical californian slacker, he was actually a good cook. Most of the time, Ben didn't have the time to make a meal, he had a habit of running late so he often skipped breakfast, forgetting his lunch and sometimes coming home late from working overtime. 

 Picking up the plate, he made his way to the living room. Kelly had already been asleep, his own plate of steak and potatoes half eaten with a movie playing. Ben kind of envied him at that moment, Kelly didn’t really have a job, he just stayed home doing whatever, reading a magazine, bothering the neighbors, plotting his revenge against his summer camp rival. Ben plopped himself on the couch and set his plate down, the tv was playing a nineties comedy film with some sort of popular actor from that decade. Kelly had a thing for those cheesy comedy films from way back, often quoting them or making a reference whenever he decided to try and flirt with any woman in the apartment building. 

 Kelly stirred, waking up to see Ben sitting beside him, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes as Ben started to dig into his plate. He stretched, letting out a small noise and yawned before sinking himself into the soft cushion of the couch.

 “Howdy, Benny.” Kelly sleepily murmured. 

 “Have a nice nap?” Ben remarked between chewing, giving him a lopsided smile. 

 “Guess so, by the way I did the laundry.”

 “Surprised,” Ben mumbled, “it took you, what, yesterday for you to do that?”

 “A thank you would be nice.”

 Silence, and Ben mumbled, “thank you, Kelsey.”

 Kelsey grinned, “that’s more like it Benny boy.”

 “Don’t call me Benny boy.”

 The conversation died out after that, with the two men sitting together side by side watching the television. Right now it was playing a movie about some alien family with pointy heads, Ben grimaced as Kelly seemed to be mildly enjoying it. It wouldn’t be long until Ben decided on putting on a late night show, those had typically been his favorites, Kelsey’s not so much. Different strokes for different folks, I suppose, Ben seeing Kelly beginning to doze off once more when the host had begun to ramble about the latest thing. He tried to, really he did, but he really couldn’t help but smile. Kelly was like a housecat almost, whether that be sleeping, having occasional bursts of energy, or just… simply being beside him. What more could Ben ask for? He looked down at his plate, realizing he hadn’t eaten much, only half of his steak and only a few pieces of the potato. He shrugged, he was a little too tired to eat anyway. 

 He decided to save it for later, leaning himself into the cushions like Kelly and shut his eyes, before finally, he leaned against Kelly’s shoulder, drifting off to slumber. 

 Really, what more could Ben ever ask for? 

[ithinkilikeit-reactions]

Ateez “You fall asleep on their shoulder”

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Hongjoong: 

The couch in Eden’s studio was so soft, too soft truly. This was supposed to be a day where you learned more about what Hongjoong did behind the scenes but you found yourself dozing off instead. It wasn’t that you didn’t find it interesting, you did, the day was just horribly long and this experience did make you admire Hongjoong even more. You were just tired and you couldn’t imagine how Hongjoong felt doing this day and day out.

Your eyes drifted shut, your head gently falling onto Hongjoong’s shoulder as he explained something to Maddox. “and I was thinkin-ing- oh.” Hongjoong stuttered softly, feeling the weight of your head on his shoulder. It was cute and endearing, but he couldn’t help but laugh a little bit. Knowing you, you would be embarrassed if he didn’t wake you up so he gently shook you. Seeing your disoriented expression for a split moment before springing awake fully, acting like nothing happened. 

“Does my day bore you?.... Well I understand, we can leave early and get a good nights rest together.” 

Seonghwa: 

Your day was quite possibly one of the worst you had experienced in a very long time. Normally, you would simply go home and just drink a glass of wine and destress but today had reached new levels. You just wanted Seonghwa and found yourself at the dorms, explaining to him what happened while fighting tears. Once he saw how emotional you were, he ushered you to his room for privacy. 

“It’ll be okay.”  He cooed, stroking your hair as you sat next to him in bed. Seonghwa had been doing this for the last half an hour, after listening to your rant and giving advice. It was clear you were exhausted, your day having taken alot out of you. To say he was worried was an understatement, but he knew he couldn’t do much other than be there for you. He was truly only relieved seeing you were asleep, meaning that you were finally feeling more at peace. 

“If I could fight all the demons in the world for you, I would.” 

Yunho:

It wasn’t everyday you got to spend hours without break with Yunho and it wasn’t everyday you actually got the option to go and do something fun either. So when the opportunity presented itself to go running around an amusement park like crazy middle schoolers, you took it. Going on every ride, taking pictures everywhere and eating nearly every food item you could see. Needless to say, it was tiring while also being ridiculously fun. 

You were ridiculously comfortable in the car back home, his manager driving as you two sat in the backseat. You truly felt like kids again, your matching headbands on the tops of your heads. Yunho’s fingers toyed with yours, not noticing just how sleepy you were until your headband tickled his cheek and the weight of your head landed on his shoulder. With his free hand, he carefully took off your headband and fixed your hair. 

“Today was fun, baby. I want more days like this together.” 

Yeosang: 

Couch potato days were few and far between. While you both did have them, it wasn’t often though that you had them together. It was rare and so you wanted to make a good day out of it, junk food, skincare, dramas and maybe even some video games. You had spent the whole day having relaxed fun with him and now you could feel yourself crashing. 

“We can go to bed if you’re tired.” He remarked, catching you yawn as you turned on your next movie of the evening. “No, no, I’m not tired.” You lied, not wanting to waste a second you had with him and knowing the next day was back to your normal schedules. Yeosang knew you were lying but simply pulled you to lay against him. Though he severly underestimated just how tired you were, feeling you dead asleep on his shoulder within 15 minutes. Yeosang had to bite back a laugh, covering his mouth a carefully turning down the tv. 

“Next time just tell me, I don’t mind going to bed early.” 

San: 

His job consisted of a lot of waiting, waiting in cars, waiting for standby, waiting for your makeup to be done. It was a normal thing that San brought you along because he would hardly have time with you otherwise. You would play games, read, talk, make up for some lost time. 

Though this music video was proving longer to film that anticipated and you were both absolutely exhausted. He still needed to film though and while you were trying your hardest to keep him energized while waiting on the sidelines, you found yourself drifting off on his shoulder. “Baby, if you’re sleeping what am I supposed to do?” San asked, stroking your head and lifting it off of his shoulder. He made you look at him and you just pouting, him allowing your head to drop into his chest. “But Sannie I’m so tired.” You whined, shutting your eyes again. 

“It’s okay, You can go to sleep. I’ll wake you when it’s my turn.” 

Mingi: 

Mingi was your person, in every single way and if you ask him he would fight the world. Well right now, you just needed him to hold you. You needed his comfort, you needed him to feel better and Mingi was ready to do just that. Fingers laced with yours as your head rested on his shoulder. He was your pillar and today you needed that more than anything. 

He was speaking with you about random things, anything that came to mind to distract you. “And so in the show, the guy’s hair turned a flaming red when he got angry-” Mingi explained and you hummed in response, not having the energy anymore. Mingi understood that, the things he was saying weren’t important anyways only the way you felt was and it seemed like you were feeling better. He continued talking, explaining random things from his show only garnering no more response. Glancing down at his shoulder, he could see that you were entirely passed out which was a relief. 

“Todays bad day is gone now, get some rest and tomorrow will be better. I’ll personally make sure of it.” 

Wooyoung: 

While you had had a busy day, you didn’t want to cancel out on your plans to go out to dinner with Wooyoung and his friends. Over the years he had aquired so many friends and they were all important to him, so the evening was guaranteed to be a long one. Not that it bothered you, you were simply a little tired. 

You had enjoyed a great time with his friends, laughing, talking and eating good food. It was late but you were still drinking, Wooyoung’s arm having found it’s way around your shoulders while chatting away. You were starting to feel super drowsy, head fall onto his shoulder every few minutes. However you couldn’t fight it much longer, head fully falling onto his shoulder into a light sleep. “Is Y/N okay?” One of Wooyoung’s friends asked as Wooyoung laughed a little at you. He fixed some of your stray hairs gently and turned back to his friends. 

“Work’s been stressfull, so they’re a little tired. We should probably head home soon.” 

Jongho: 

Being clingy wasn’t something you normally did because you knew Jongho wasn’t the biggest fan of it. Though when you were tired you really couldn’t help yourself, it was like being drunk, your body acted before you could really think about it and Jongho could tell. Jongho, however didn’t mind. He often knew you better than you knew yourself and could tell that exhaustion was the main contributer to this. 

Your arms were wrapped tightly around his waist as he sat in the dorm living room, talking with some of the members about upcoming schedules. His arm was wrapped around you, hand tracing circles into your back and making your whole body feel warm and cozy. It would have been harder not to fall asleep, so you let your body go. Jongho knew you were drifting off, making him stutter as he spoke and look at you with a small smile. 

“If this was anyone else I would have shaken you awake, but I love you so I won’t.” 

[mayullla]

Title: Closet pervert's jealousy

Character(s): Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)

Summary: (Request) Kakashi didn't like that you were talking to your "flatmate" who was giving you those lustful eyes and trying flirting with you. So what did he do? He took you... On one hand, he is glad that you didn't notice your flatmate flirting with you but on the other hand please notice already!!

Warnings/tags: Fem!reader, slight yandere themes

“What are you doing?” You yelled in surprise when Kakashi suddenly took you in his arms and carried you away from someone to whom you were talking to. He just suddenly lifted you and placed you over his shoulder like a potato sack

“I just wanted to speak to you that is all~” Kakashi drawed out, ignoring the punches that you tried to give him but unable to really hurt him in the end. “Eh?! But why so suddenly? Also don't you dare touch there!”

Kakashi’s hand was very near to your bum, which he quickly retracted holding you on your thighs instead So that you won't fall from his shoulder.

“Pervert.”

“Mah mah, ____ I am not rea-”

“Closet pervert.”

“...Mah, ____ you wound me.”

You let him carry you somewhere, letting him jump house to house as you looked at the ground from your position. You used to scream when he does that but now not so much. You trust him. You trust that he would not drop you.

Kakashi's heartbeat in happiness at the fact that you trust your life to him.

“So who is that person?” He asked mid-jump, you looked at the people going on with their day in a daze waiting to be finally let down on the ground. “Hmmm? Oh, them huh. He is an acquaintance who lives near my flat. They helped me with my groceries a few times we met. He also gave me a rose once, because I looked a bit down once which was very sweet of him to do so.” You said without much thought.

You didn't notice the pause on Kakashi’s step and when Kakashi finally let you down, you two were on a balcony of his home. He placed you on his lap as he raped his arms around your waist pulling you closer to him. “Kakashi san?” You called

He didn't respond, just kept you closed as he thought up ways to have that man gone from your life. Blackmailing? Or maybe he should just kill that man but how? Genjustu? Or should he use his dogs, they like you a lot so they would be glad to do something like tear a person who might steal you.. hmmm many ideas.

He was brought back to reality when you placed your hands on his cheeks and made him look into your eyes. You were so close, very close he could practically smell the hair care product you used for your hair.

“Kakashi, are you alright? Earth to Kakashi?” You called out. Finally, Kakashi answered, “What is the matter ____”

“Let me go, you are holding me too tightly.”

Kakashi's hands slackened a bit but it was enough for you to remove yourself from him. You walked into his home looking around and grimaced “You should clean this place up a bit, Kakashi san.”

You without much thought started cleaning his dishes. He occasionally invites you to his home while he doesn't let you into his room. You were free to roam around and one day when you weren't able to stand how unclean the place was you started doing small things here and there helping out. Cleaning the dishes, occasionally cooking or bringing food that was not taken out or ramen, removing his clothes from the couch and tossing it to him ordering him to do his laundry.

You didn't notice Kakashi’s heart eyes staring at you lovingly, he wished he could just lock you up here and make you his wife just like that. But not now, he still needs to prepare some things but also because he wants you to come willingly... not forced.

Ahh, he doesn't know. With how innocent you were, would you ever notice? He hopes you do, he doesn't know how long he could wait and if somebody really ends up liking you he won't just sit back and let you be taken away.

Just notice already!