#lazy potato!sans

[ask-potato-sans]

I've been seeing Sweet!Sans all over Tumblr and I just had to draw him!! 🍦🍬🍭

There buddy chum pals now!

Lazy Potato!Sans belongs to me

Sweet/Mint!Sans belongs to @hheisa

[au-mashup-party]

Been wanting to draw this all week--

He'll thank me later.

Lazy Potato!Sans belongs to @ask-sans-the-couch-potato

[janahanooo]

Yuu: and also, I don't know how to sew. Case closed

Ace: then ask someone from Pomefior?

Deuce: yeah, I bet Vil-san would gladly tailor your clothes

Yuu: I also have the brain of a fried chicken...

Vil: Potato 1, 2 and 3. Why are you here?

Ace: Yuu needs clothes

Deuce: specificaly with holes on the back

Vil: huh?

Yuu: yeah, it's for my wings

Vil: your what now? Since when?

Yuu: since birth, and I was just lazy to tell anyone about them

Vil: I'm afraid to even ask what happened to your arm then

Ace: they broke it while trying to fly again, dumbass *smacks Yuu on the head*

Vil: let me guess, it was your feline friend's idea?

Yuu: you know us too well

While making this, I thought about the entrance ceremony and how Yuu would probably hide their wings and all, but that's for another post.

I might make this into a short series or something, cus I'm having fun thinking of a winged yuu and how did no one (maybe except Rook, that stalker boy) knew about their wings up until now

[femdomdiaries]

Random Gojo Headcanons

If yall want me to put any of these into a separate post to better fit your blog theme let me know. It’s just random thoughts rn.

Tw: NSFW below cut. MDNI. One of these mentions breeding qnd pregnancy kink, the other mentions that gojo is a service switch.

SFW Headcanons (Realistic)

He's canonically addicted to sweets so do not underestimate what he would do for a Klondike bar.

On a museum date he would giggle and point everytime he sees a naked statue.

Doesn’t sleep often but when he does he often has nightmares about his past. Never when you’re around.

Doesn't drink but is fluent in drunk and can often be found being a bad influence to intoxicated people at parties.

Hope you don't get embarrassed easily because he has no shame and there will be loads of PDA.

Doesn’t wear headphones for the same reason he doesn’t get drunk.

He would steal your clothes, then when you catch him wearing your stuff, he'd deny that they're yours. You can't really fight him about it because he honestly wears it better anyway.

If you’re shorter than him (he’s 6’3 so likely), he rests his chin on your head when he hugs you from behind.

Chronically late so you have to tell him things in advance.

He always wins competitive games so now he tends to stick to creativity oriented ones like Minecraft. From an artistic perspective he tends to suck at those.

Obscure/Crack Headcanons

He licks the icing off the oreos and puts them back in the package.

Snags bites of your food but complains if you eat his food.

To make up for stealing your clothes he'd order you a "smoking hot outfit" he saw online. But when it arrives it’s barbie doll sized.

Don’t worry, he also got you these really nice shoes. But when the shoes come in they're also barbie doll sized. He puts them on his fingers and walks them up your face.

When he grabs ass or gropes you anywhere he says honk honk or beep beep or something like that.

Still has the original flappy bird on his phone. He holds the high score. Could have gotten higher but he lost interest after a couple thousand.

He made a portrait of you out of macaroni art. You keep it at your job. Your coworkers often say how they wish their children were still in the cute art making stage.

His phone wallpaper is a picture of you naked with hot face emojis censoring your private bits.

His lock screen is you with the potato filter.

Keeps a plant because plants are often unpredictable so even he wouldn't get that right by default.

Had an Undertale phase. You know how Sans is lazy and puts forth no effort because he knows it’ll all just be reset by the player anyway? Gojo canonically doesn’t get involved in major conflicts or try to solve everything because he knows that when he dies it’ll all just revert back to the usual. Twinnem.

Actively played pokemon go when it came out and was definitely on team instinct. Probably trespassed in weird places tryna catch rare pokemon and was single handedly carrying team instinct in his region. (Arguments could be made for team Mystic)

NSFW headcanons (realistic)

Bros the type to beg for sex in public then giggle loudly when you're trying not to get caught in the public bathroom

Since he's kinda just the best at everything, he's been worshipped his whole life, so praise would just go over his head. But degrading him? Using power play to humiliate him or make him seem inadequate in some way? Works wonders.

He would send you really explicit texts and get you all hot and bothered only for it to turn out that he was talking about tres leches cake.

Playfully mocks you for not being able to keep up with his stamina.

While he may have infinite cursed energy, he has a limit to his physical stamina and does eventually get tired after going too many rounds.

Believes that the future rides on the youth, so heavy on the breeding kink and pregnancy kink. Wants kids so if you'll allow it best believe this man is not pulling out.

Obscure/Crack NSFW Headcanons

As a service switch he's more than willing to make up for outperforming you by servicing you on demand. It doesn't matter where or when you're horny, he's all yours.

He gets even more turned on when you push him past his limits to use him like a toy.

Says he wants to bring "a special friend" to bed but it's just a stray cat he found. (If you're allergic, it's a life sized cat plush.)

Answers the phone during sex and doesn't care how loud you are, will talk as if nothing else is going on

"Oh, I have to take this. Oi, Nanami. Yes, this is a good time. Hmm? Oh, nobody's hurt, that's just (Y/n). Say hi (Y/n)."

You'd think his favorite sex toy would be some type of gawk gawk 3000 but no, it's a fleshlight that glows in the dark.

Would love to be a rope bunny but he’s just too strong and always breaks the restraints when he gets excited.

He’ll still want to be tied up if only for aesthetics. Maybe you’ll find curse imbued cuffs on the dark web or something.

[elvestoneanzelote1]

Hello Good morning/evening/night! I just stumble across your blog and i love your work •v•

Just wondering have you ever though of platonic yandere bsd with Male child reader who have Makima or even Nayuta personality and ability of controling people because that would be interesting

A:n- ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ғᴏʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋs ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛs I ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ.. Bᴜᴛ I ᴡɪʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀssᴜᴍᴇ ɪᴛ ɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ ɢᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ, sᴏʀʀʏ ɪғ ɪᴛ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪᴋɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ.

Nᴏʀ ᴘʟᴀᴛᴏɴɪᴄ

Part 2 here

Part 3 here

Y/n- your name

Warning: protective, mention of mori.

Y/n is from the agency.

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If one where to describe y/n, they would describe him as the most adorable child from the agency.

You were just 10-12 years old, with a charming innocent smile that melts every agency heart, heck even Kyouka heart as she view you as a younger brother.

Which lead to the question of the suspicion of your ability. The main reason why you are in the agency.

At first Dazai was curious of why a child in the agency maybe, someone brother? He assume but later on he caught up that your ability to control someone movements like a puppet is truly magnificent and dangerous.

He was reminded of Yumeno, the child at the mafia who can mind control others who have hurt him but yours were worse in a way as an unknown force seems to work for your part as it is known as force manipulation.

(I'm not that sure how Makima ability is since I didn't watch Chainsaw man and Some of her ability won't be mention as it is just going to brief one).

The more Dazai pry the more he realise the kid was not an angel but also a very demanding personality.

He realise that the flaw of you that every members on the agency sighed about leading Ranpo and you having childish tanthrums though Ranpo never won as you seems to cry out when he refuse to give you sweets.

"Can't you give me the choco-balls sweets?" You cried as Ranpo gaze away.

"No!"

"Wahhh! Ranpo-san is bad!!!" You cried and run away leaving a guilty Ranpo who later comes to you and handed you the sweets making you hug him happily.

"Ranpo-san is the best"

"Of course I'm! Don't ever forget that" he said proudly as you hug him while chuckling happily. Such a cute child you are.

The worst for Dazai was you love dogs, oh the audacity of you bringing a puppy into the agency hiddenly and it almost bite him!.

"Kunikida-kun! Who brought this monstrous thing!" Shouted Dazai escaping the puppy who seems to want to bite Dazai hand that was wrapped in bandage.

"Mo! Dazai-san" you pouted while holding your puppy who was waving its tail happily making Dazai pout.

"Not fair! You should like cats! Cats are the most adorable thing!"

"So? I like dogs they are cute!"

"So are cat!"

"They are loyal and tamable!"

"Ahhh! Take it away!" Scream Dazai while running away as you hold up your puppy tuning after him to pet it.

It was Fun to watch for Kunikida who first time enjoy Dazai misery

Maybe he will let the puppy come time to time to distract/punish the lazy potato from not doing work.

Well, regardless you were just a child with sweet personality but also a demanding, stubborn personality too.

But the whole agency knows that they would rather hide your ability rather than making the other organisation to target you.

Regardless that even president is like your grandfather or sort whom you cling onto on rare times to get sweets.

Most likely you annoy Ranpo to share his sweets, which leads the chaotic arguments.

But fortunately, Naomi brought two same flavour sweets so that you both won't argue about different sweet flavour which you haven't tasted is eaten by the other or sort.

You do have parents who left you astray but.. They did came to take you one time as you were taken a back.

The elders of the agency said they will speak with them as Naomi, Sakura, Kyouka, Kenji, Jun'churo and Atsushi took you away to play or sort as the others talk with your biological parents.

Well, let's just say you are just a kid, when you hear your parents left without telling you, you refuse to show how heartbroken you were as the agency members try to cheer you up which they succeeded.

You only hope your parents will come back to take you home, since.. Agency is good but you are not a detective and precisely your just 10-12 year old child who misses their parents warmed.

But that is only a hopeful thought as you are unaware that your.. Parents will never visit you ever again.

After all you belong to agency who can protect you, right?

"Don't worry, Y/n-kun we can go to the aquarium alright!" Said Atsushi as he notice your frown which turn to a childish smile.

"Really?"

"Yep!"

"Will the others come too?"

"Hmm? Why not ask them, shall we?" Said Atsushi who was the one succeeding on making you gleam happily.

The agency happily agreed to go.

Let's just say the port mafia were there to and Mori was confused and curious of Why Fukuzawa have a boy with him and why the whole crew of the agency in the aquarium?

Well, he was confused when Elise was the one approach you when you got lost around the aquarium as he approach you both.

"Elise-chan! I told you not to leave my hand!"

"But Rintarou! He is lost!" Said Elise who hold your hand as you were sniffling as Mori approach you.

"Say, aren't you the boy from the agency?"

"You.. Know them?"

"Yes, Do you want to come with us while.. We search of the agency member?"/

"Really?"

"Yes really" said Mori as Elise smile to reassure you and drag you with her as Mori just tag along.

Let's just say the agency were in panic in search of you.

And Ranpo was the one who use his glasses to find out where you were last been. But they found no one making the chaotic drama in the aquarium by the agency asking about your whereabouts to the people.

In suspicion that they might have kidnapped you or sort.

After all, your the most adorable kid, aren't you?

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A:n- that's all good day/night to you all! I hope you have a great day ahead.

[oladthepancake]

HELLOOO EVERYONE!

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HERE

LOOK

I put off publishing this post for a long time because I was too lazy to write all the information that I want to put here, but here I am, showing you my two models for vitubing, created entirely by myself with my own hands on my laptop!

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but before that I think it’s worth starting with an idea! And the idea came mega spontaneously:

This handsome man and I watched a couple of videos with Neuro-Sama and suddenly this dialogue appears:

- How about we become VTubers?

- seriously?

- yeah

- Let's go.

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Even though this decision was mega harsh and rather profane, it charged me with motivation and allowed me to get out of the art block a little

After all, I REALLY love learning new programs and things for myself.

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Time:

• 5 days to draw both models

• A week to animate them

Programs:

Krita (drawing)

life2D + his brother (animation of models and adding additional emotions)

Vtube Studio (Launch models)

Obs (video filming)

Energy Source:

God knows

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So who were my victims of this experiment?

As expected, my avatar was my alter ego Temmie, and for our mega partner/boyfriend we chose his alter ego Sans from Freedomtale!

Since the path is completely new and unfamiliar to me, I desperately searched on YouTube for all kinds of videos and tutorials, as a result of which I found the most understandable and enjoyable series of videos from Lazu-Tan, which I mainly relied on when making avatars

Next, having found it on the Internet and installed the necessary programs on the laptop, I scribbled sketches that would later grow into models:3

after this stage there is a boring process of drawing the models directly, grouping a bunch of layers (a separate layer was needed for each moving object, such as separate layers for each strand of hair and grouping into a common group with hair. This was an unusual thing and made me really strain my brain)

Having saved both files in .psd format, I put them into a new program called Life2D! I needed this program to create animations of the very layers that I had distributed and grouped earlier. head turns, hair physics, eye blinks, additional emotions - this is all the merit of the great Life2D and those 43 days of the trial of the full version, which he so kindly provided me with for creativity... in fact, I thank you for the conditional “deadline”, because without it, God knows when I would have finished this project under other circumstances

When working, there were a lot of problems due to insufficient knowledge about the operation of the application, which is why sometimes I felt like a would-be programmer who couldn’t find an error in his code for several days (I tried to program, I know what I’m talking about)

It would seem hurray, everything is ready! however, here the finishing touches await us.

Those additional emotions (like blush, stars, tears) that should be activated by assigned keys must first be configured through a separate program that is installed with Life2D

in general, the procedure is not complicated, and I even found it somewhat pleasant

After this, the models can be considered ready, they just need to be put into the files of an application such as Vitube Studio, after which you can play your character at the camera or use them for streaming or making videos!

I published videos demonstrating the capabilities of my models on my YouTube

It was an ultra-mega interesting experience, and I will not hesitate to say this, and I am proud of the results:3

for streaming, however, all that remains is to turn my little potato into a more or less tolerable laptop, but I think sooner or later I will be able to solve this issue

@thefreedomskeleton

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Thank you if you are reading this and wish you a wonderful time of day!

[sociopathicartist]

Sans Headcanons

(Some romantic, some platonic, some just general ideas, will label them)

G - Sans probably fidgets a lot.

Not something too noticeable, you’d have to be paying close attention to notice it. Just simple things like tugging on the sleeves of his beloved jacket, or making sure his gloves are snug and tight on his hands. Also just other easy fidget stuff- shifting his weight from one leg to the other, swaying side to side a bit. He keeps his hands in his pockets a lot since he doesn’t like when people comment on it. It’s an easy way for his mind to stay distracted and calm whenever he’s not sleeping or watching a show. His fidgeting isn’t that noticeable, he doesn’t have the energy to bounce his leg or twirl something in his hand all the time, that sounds exhausting, but just something to keep him occupied while he’s busy doing nothing or watching his friends chatter around him.

G - He reads labels on literally everything.

Why? Nobody’s too sure. Anytime he’s handed a soda, or a bottle of ketchup, or he sees his brother’s shampoo in the shower (which he finds funny which brand Papyrus buys since he doesn’t even have hair), he just grabs it and reads the ingredients. It’s just interesting to him what’s inside stuff, and he finds it funny whenever there’s something unexpected. Why is there Red Dye 40 in a potato chip bag? He’s not sure, but he’s glad he just read the ingredients and found out that silly gem. Maybe it’s something else to keep his mind occupied, or perhaps it’s just a silly quirk he has that nobody really questions or notices. Either way, he will be reading the label and ingredients on anything you give him.

R - He loves dropping casual compliments.

Anytime he sees you. Anytime.

‘god, you look great.’

‘i like that color on you’

‘hey, beautiful.’

Just drop of a hat 24/7, almost anytime he speaks. He loves letting you know just how amazing you are, and what’s a better and easier way to show that? It’s something that he can do all the time too- over text, on call, in person, on paper. Unlike other ways to show love like physical touch or making you breakfast in the mornings, compliments and cute nicknames are something he can always give to you.

G / P / R - He’s set in his way a lot of the time.

Nothing demeaning or anything. I can’t place the right word for it, but a good example would be if someone was debating or telling him something that he didn’t think was right, all they’d hear is,

‘yeah’

‘uh-huh’

‘surrrree.”

It wouldn’t apply to serious things like arguments where he needs to be mature and communicate, but it would apply to just an opinion debate. Something like, what color is better for this, what this person is doing that he thinks is wrong but another thinks it’s fine. Sure, it’s not the most mature thing, but everyone has quirks or flaws to them that aren’t very mature. It can feel a bit mocking or facetious when he does it, almost like what you are saying is just kinda being tuned out.

P - He thinks of you a lot.

I put this under the platonic category, but it can for sure apply to romantic.

He likes to send little photos to you over the text of something he saw that reminded him of you. He’ll try and watch a movie or listen to a song that you said you liked. Just little things that he does because he values your friendship, not even needing a romantic reason. He just cares for you, so of course he’s going to take on a hobby you suggested he tries, or cook something you said you liked for both him and Papyrus to try. Why wouldn’t he do that? He’s thoughtful, that’s what friends do.

G - He pays a lot of attention to random things.

I guess this doubles with him fidgeting a lot and reading labels on stuff, but I wanted to elaborate a bit more. He’s a detailed character even though he’s very lazy and nonchalant. He pays attention to people, we know this from in-game dialogue, why wouldn’t it be the same for surroundings? He looks away quite a bit when talking to Frisk in the game, so it’s natural to assume he has a bit of a hard time holding eye contact. When he’s talking to his friends or whenever he’s maybe just alone, he likes to look around at things while he listens. He’ll see the ducks wander across the street, or maybe take note of how hot it is outside that day. He just likes focusing on the small details in life that help remind him a bit of his current state and keep him mentally grounded, whether they’re important to other people or not. Little things like noticing the drawings on coffee to-go cups, or how the color of the sidewalk becomes a bit lighter whenever he takes a turn down a certain street all just help him think a little bit clearer. Grasp a bit more onto reality, let him know everything is real and he’s here. He also just likes noticing the things nobody else really does.

Sorry for not uploading in a while! I’ve been enjoying my summer break:), but I’ll be back to uploading pretty regularly. Do you guys want to see more general headcanons like these, or should I stick to romantic/domestic ones? Hope you enjoyed it!

[valeriele3]

While listening to Guy.exe I got reminded of the edits/memes with the song like those fake texts thing sooo..

(I’m too lazy to make it into a fake text so here and yes, I mean to put “you” not “Yuu”)

Warning: Cringe

Ace: Alright! We’ve gathered everyone here today to ask the prefect..What their type is!

Leona: Who cares about the herbivores type..I’m gonna go yawn plus that dragon bastard is here

Ace: Nope! No one’s getting out of this room until we get our answer!

Vil: Not everyone has the time for your shenanigans

Deuce: Guys! The prefects on their way

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Ace: (serious face) Prefect..I— We have a very important question that only you can answer

You: What is it..?

Ace: What’s your type?

You: …

Deuce: Well?

You: ..Are you serious right now?

ADeuce: Very serious

You: You made me run all the way over here panicking just to answer this question?!

Ace: Yes yes yes I may have exaggerated a bit but answer the question!

You: I— Fine.

You: My type is.. Wait what if I..do that thing?Surely that song doesn’t exist here?

Everyone waits with a bated breath

You: A picture perfect guy..

You: Where all the boys at with emotional stability?

Deuce: What’s emotional stability..?

You: Nice car, a ceo, and almost just as smart as me

Kalim: Oh! I have a lot of cars!

Ace: Pfft..Smart..You want someone as dumb as you? Smack Ow!

You: Shut up..Ahem..Back to what I was saying

You: Where all the boys at with financial security?

You: A doctor,

Heartslabyul gang: Dorm leader?!

Riddle: E-Eh..?! What nonsense are you talking about?! Off with your head!

You: A model, a man of possibilities

Epel: Vil-San?!

Vil: You have good taste Potato

You: They say, “expectations are too high, and you’ll never find a guy like that. It’s driving you mad honey,”

Ace: Because it is high! Smack

You: They say that “It’s just a waste of time, get your head out of the sky”

You: But why?

You: Oh I, wish I could synthesize, a picture perfect guy, oh I, oh I..

(At this point you’ve started fully singing and going to guys who fit the description)

You: Six feet tall and super strong

Leona: Hm?

You: We’d always get along, alright, hugs Jack alright

Jack: … (Jack has stopped functioning. Press the button to send help)

You: Ooh, he’d pick me up at eight, and not a minute late

You: ‘Cause I don’t like to wait, no

Malleus: Smile

You: Kind and ain’t afraid to cry

Kalim: gasp Jamil! Jamil! Do I really fit that description?!

Jamil: sigh yes

You: Or treat his momma right

Deuce: O-Oh..But I’ve hurt my mother a lot before

Trey: Ah..Thank you Prefect

You: That’s right, that’s what I like

You: I need a man who don’t get jealous ‘less I want him to

Cater: Oh? Yay~! Selfie! #ThePrefectsType #selfiewiththeprefect

You: A gentleman to take care of me in the bedroom

You: Romantic love but keep it rough, am I asking too much?

Everyone: …

Leona: I know how to keep it romantic and rough. I can show you right now if you wanted to smirk

Malleus: I suggest you keep your hands off of what’s mine Kingscholar

Lilia: Fufu~ I know just how to keep it romantic and rough Darling

Silver: Fa— Lilia-Sama! Σ('◉ ⌓ ◉’)

Everyone started fighting bickering on who can keep it the most romantic and rough in bed

Grim: FFGNA! No one’s going to bed my henchman! You need my approval first! Shoo shoo!

[gudvina]

If you’re still taking requests, how about a one shot of Hayffie watching Katniss and Peeta’s kids for the day? I feel like we need more Hayffie fluff, and shenanigans can ensue of course :)

Soft life

Ship: Effie Trinket/Haymitch Abernathy

Fandom: Hunger Games

Genre: tooth-rotting fluff

Can be read on AO3!

It was still early afternoon when Haymitch woke up from his nap. He had fallen asleep on the couch of his living room, lulled by the gentle spring breeze that swirled in from the open window. He opened his eyes to meet a pair of grey orbs with a lemon-zest mane.

The girl was sitting on the floor with a colouring book and pastels in front of her, an amused smile on her face that strongly resembled her mother’s.

“Hi!” she quipped.

“Robin, what are you doing here?” he moved into a sitting position, groaning when he felt the twinge in his neck. It was a stupid question, anyway. He knew the answer already. The Mellark children had inherited from their parents the bad habit of invading his house, almost as if it was another part of their own. And it was mostly Effie’s fault; she never seemed to be able to say no.

“How silly you are! We came to keep you company, of course. Mommy and Daddy worry an awful looot about you and MaMaw being all alone.” the kid explained, agitating her hands in the air.

Robin was just shy of six and had taken almost completely after her father, preferring her colouring book to more adventurous activities. Everyone adored her, and many parents seemed to envy her sweet temperament.

Nothing could have prepared them for what was coming.

Just a few years prior, Robin started emulating Effie. With her thick District Twelve accent, she used words like “refined” and “preposterous”, developing a keen interest in fashion and intricate fabric designs. Surprisingly, Katniss and Peeta didn’t seem to mind having their own District Twelve diva, even going so far as indulging her wishes whenever it was possible.

“Can’t be too lonely, when it’s the two of us” he snorted, stretching just enough to shake away the tiredness.

The kid shrugged and resumed her activity, and from what he could see she was colouring an elaborate outfit. He deduced the book had been shipped from the Capitol; the trends were a lot more subdued now but still ridiculous to him.

He heard footsteps and looked up to see Effie, walking in with a little Arlow babbling in her arms. Two years old and rambunctious, the boy looked more like his mother than Katniss herself.

“Oh, Grandpapa woke up!” Effie cooed as she sat on the rocking chair, sitting Arlow on her lap. Her hair was tied in a ponytail, and she was wearing a light flowery dress that seemed to be fitting to the current season. Haymitch’s eyes softened as he watched her talk to the boy, making funny baby sounds, and moving her hands to tickle him.

“Grandpapa wonders why we can’t have a nice evening to ourselves, too” he smirked.

“Haymitch, don’t say these things in front of our grandbabies!”

“Babies? That girl will soon manage a clothing line, sweetheart”. He winked at Robin who beamed at his words.

“That she will, that she will!” Effie acquiesced with a proud smile on her face.

“MaMaw, do you think a floral motive would go well with a tartan?”

“A floral and tartan dress? That’s revolutionary darling, I’d wear it!”

“You’d wear a potato sack if pretty enough” he teased, watching as Arlow slowly fell asleep with his head on Effie’s chest. Lucky boy indeed.

“Robin, don’t listen to him, he knows nothing of fashion”.

“Is that why it’s MaMaw who buys your clothes?”

“No, MaMaw buys my clothes because I’m lazy”.

“And because you have no fashion sense”.

“Thank God for that, you’d have a stroke if I was the one setting trends. What would be left for you?”

Her eyes were narrowed into two slits, and he felt an otherworldly urge to kiss her pout away. He would have, sans Arlow and Robin. She seemed to have read his mind and her lips stretched into a smile, one of those only reserved for him.

He would have never thought this could be his life, and he certainly knew she would say the same. Sometimes it still seemed too good to be true. But they had lived together for years, now, and shared a bed every night without fail. Even when their demons screamed. Especially then.

Twelve had been good to them, even to Effie, despite all expectations. At first, it hadn’t been easy. She’d had to adapt to Twelve’s sensibilities and feel comfortable without her wigs and makeup to shield her from the world. And she still never went out without a scarf covering her hair, he and the children were the only ones allowed to see her real hair, the only ones she could be her true self with.

Not everyone had welcomed her with open arms when she’d come, but slowly that worked itself out as well.

If he’d been told this would be his life, a life where he was free, where he and Effie could simply be without problems, he would have probably laughed. Maybe even mocked. It would have been the response of a man who had no hope, it would have been fitting.

Things changed, he mused. Their life now was walks in the meadow, trips to the Hob where they’d bicker about what to buy or not, swims at the lake during warm summer days, and dozing off under the shade of a tree. It was feeding the geese, helping Peeta at the bakery, or accompanying Katniss on her hunting trips.

They had the children, and now Robin and Arlow too. It was a soft life. It was good.

[sobeksewerrat]

I was gonna want till I draw them but if I did that I will wait forever soo

TADA!! BELL-KUN AND RASPBERRY-CHAN!!

And with that, we have introduced all members of Lettuce-Chan's team! (Time to design the others...oh god.)

(Lore under cut)

Raspberry-Chan (since I created her first):

So, she's the "shy girl" of her magical girl group and also the "pretty one" whom all the love interests (and also the other teams) fawn over.

(Yes in this universe's lore there are multiple magical girl groups and duos, kinda like MHA but not rely)

(She is supposed to have a raspberry charm choker but I forgot to add it woops)

She was kinda left out as a loner from all the magical girl groups and duos and worked solo, which caused her to be looked down on by everyone else.

Then, Tomato-San saw her one day in a fight with a monster, helped her, then introduced her into the team!!

Bell-Kun and Lettuce-Chan instantly became her friends (alongside tomato san) and the group were inseparable from that point onwards. However, she was closest to Tomato-San because she helped her and because they were the only two fruits in the group.

She still felt like the odd one out though because Tomato-San was more like the other vegetables than fruit. Moreover, their group had a rival team that was fruits, so it made her feel worse.

Eventually, she betrayed them and switched sides during a magical team tournament of sorts and kinda caused Tomato-San to get permanent burn scars and go blind in one eye but whatever-

Raspberry apologized, but Tomato wasn't exactly forgiving and cut off all ties with her.

(They made up and started dating eventually if you even care)

Bell[pepper]-Kun (I had so much trouble deciding what to make her oh god I wanted to make her a potato at first too):

Why use kun if she is a she?!?? Uh, GNC icon?!?

Bell-Kun is the comic relief of the group (since Lettuce-Chan is the leader and can't fit that role); her fullname is technically Bellpepper-Kun, but that sounds tacky and ridiculous so Bell-Kun it was!

She is the closest with Lettuce-Chan, but she loves all of her teammates (romantically, that woman is so gay for all of them at the same time and she isn't being subtle)

Bell might seem a bit lazy at times, but she's always there to help her teammates and is actually a pretty strong fighter and magic user, but she is the best at healing.

After Raspberry betrayed them, she tried to help Tomato-San but she was occupied by fighting a monster, and by the time she got to her, all healing magic had become ineffective and she was basically scarred and disabled forever.

Both Lettuce and Tomato kept reassuring her that it wasn't her fault, and that if it was anyone's it would Raspberry's, but she still feels guilty about it and is still trying to make it up to Tomato-San (even though she keeps telling her it is okay).

When Raspberry apologized, she wanted to just forgive her and go back to being friends, but she realized that wasn't her place and let Tomato-San make her own decision.

(In the end they all become girlfriends, including Lettuce-Chan, cause sapphics are cool <44)

[ctl-yuejie]

What did you eat yesterday? ep. 5

I'm sick so I am catching up with this lovely show (fun facts: I just changed stations during my rotation and this week had a lot happening. got put in charge of the oversight over a bank. went to see killers of the flower moon which was like so long. didn't look that up in advance.)

. throwback time

love the direct comparison between kenji and nobu. kenji asking whether shiro was okay and nobu just doing his own thing.

this show continues to be slice-of-life at its finest. they really tackle the most interesting topics. having a type of man that doesn't fit and being happy with someone you didn't expect to be the right one for you.

have to say, i like the new store. reminds me of my local one. that really is so wonderful how they both are so considerate of each other. and the support at the hair dressers is just heart-wearming.

i admire shiro-san. i stopped peeling most of my veggies this years because i am too lazy (). even more brave: he wades into the argument on whether you should wash mushrooms with water

(interlude to tell you that my rizz is wasted. just had the perfect pick-up line to get a date and she fumbled it. oh - no. i stand corrected. i do have a date)

i need final input on how to best make an onsen egg, my method is the other way around. first boil the egg and then let it rest in cold water for another 7 minutes.

I just love the way Kenji runs around in the flat. Again. They are so considerate of each other. (I made potato salad with left over pickle brine today and I am tempted to get it out of the fridge to eat while watching).

Cannot overstate how great the structuring and pacing of this show is. J drama are generally very good in the slice-of-life genre and this one is peak performance. How food connects them so beautifully, a dish that both has the meaning of the first one Shiro prepared for Kenji and also how over time they have to admit that now it also holds the meaning of being a bit too heavy.

Just when I was typing this they talked about the connection and gradual changes.

Gods, I love how they put in the work to make their life more wonderful. Oh boy, these actors are also fantastic. The wet eyes while he is looking at the warmth of his and Kenji's flat.

[ask-potato-sans]

Yay my first post! Ok so this is like a random blog I came up with for no particular reason where you can ask my Lazy Boy questions!

So basically this is an au where Sans needs to touch some grass, or in other words take better care of himself and get some fresh air. You can ask any question you like, I got all day!

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I guess I can list a few facts about him if you're willing to listen:

He has never ever left his own house.

Spends hours watching movies and eating snacks on the couch.

Like classic Sans, Papyrus has to constantly remind him to pick up his socks (his shoes too)

Is not a very good speller.

Always wears a teal blue hoodie that he's probably never washed.

He's never taken off his gloves so those are probably dirty too.

Obsessed with cheese puffs

Likes: The human, papyrus, potato chips, ketchup, cheese puffs, not doing anything 24/7, the couch, alternate him's

Dislikes: Working out, leaving the house, chores, watching out for humans, rude people,and online karen's who can't take a joke.

[merofthefae]

About Me: Simblr Edition

Rules: You can use any Sims game to answer the questions.

Tagged by @tianshi88. Thanks, Love!

Your Three Traits: Brooding, Procrastinator, Couch Potato

Your Aspiration: Beach Life

In-game World You’d Live in: Probably Sulani or San Sequoia

Favorite Town(ies): Definitely Morgyn Ember and the Vatore Siblings I play with the most, but I also gotta give it to Greg and Kalamainu'u Iona.

Most Used Pack(s): Not even gonna cap, idk, I never paid much attention.

Favorite Decor Object (no cc): The moon lights from Growing Together and Werewolves.

Something You Want in the Game: Oh boy, where do I even start? Hotels/resorts, the ability to build apartments, imaginary friends, Plant Sims to be a full fleshed lifeform, mermaid and alien refresh, bands, cars, an "Into the Future" type world/pack, more non-American inspired worlds, more careers and aspirations, a toaster after the new stuff pack, more dances (ballet, street, hip hop, ceremonial, etc), more traits, burglars...

What Color is Your Plumbob rn: Yellow

Tagging... @saruin @morgynemberisagenderfluiddaddy @aniraklova @1-800-cuupid @fatalrosecreations @yersea @crazy-lazy-elder-sims @the-daydream-archives @omgcoffinfit and whoever else reads this... no pressure<3

[dirtmound]

its crazyyyy how bad of a world san seqouia is. there's nothing fucking in it!!! i hate how they justify all of their lazy decisions with "but some people have potatos for computers :'(" this game is TEN YEARS OLD...is the potato tester computer a chromebook from 2011? 12 lots and theyre all far away from each other and there isnt shit to do outside of them, not even stalls like in wedding stories or festivals like snowy/city/cottage. and NO APARTMENTS? in SAN FRANCISCO??? why didn't they add townhouses or houseboats? all this fucking water and its just filler because they didn't want to build a real world. i hate EA so much lol

[snowmaniaph]

Fighting Spirit!: Abe Ryohei

As the captain of “~Miracle 9”, my fighting spirit lights up when we are competing against the team led by Arita (Teppei)-san. Before I became the captain, my mindset was “It’s an honor to be allowed to be in this place”, but I was slowly able to take on Arita-san who always challenged others.  Arita-san is very talented in stimulating people, that’s why I can relax and show my fighting spirit within the limits of the variety show! But I probably haven’t experienced feeling my fighting spirit burn in my usual state. If I say I don’t have rivals, it’s because I really don’t have anyone like that, but I could probably say that everyone who has an effect on me can be called a rival.

I fight myself during my days off! While there is one part of me that wants to study, take care of my body, and go to the salon to better myself; of course, there is also the lazy part of me who whispers “Don’t you want to take it easy sometimes?” (bitter laugh). During those times, seeing a person working hard makes me think “Ah! I’ll work hard too!” and their presence becomes an encouragement to me. On that note, I think we shouldn’t use the word “rivals” to describe Snow Man’s relationship with SixTONES.

Personally, the aspect I don’t want to lose to anyone is probably studying. If, for example, there’s a ranking of “Who in Johnny’s is the best at studying?” then I want to be number 1. I like studying, and, because I experienced having a hard time when I was taking exams, I also want to use that as a weapon. An additional live performance was scheduled after my graduation ceremony from graduate school, but I bowed my head to the members and to a lot of people and was allowed to attend the graduation ceremony. I caused them a lot of trouble until then and I know I’m being unreasonable but I still said “This will be the last time”. I’m really grateful from the bottom of my heart that I was allowed to do both my studies and entertainment work, and though I still don’t have a concrete plan, I want to be in a position where I can support and care for students taking exams.

Source: Potato 04/2022

[ladyinrainbowglasses]

Wrote a letter to my Congressman

Dear sir,

I was unfortunately on the receiving end of one of your noxious mailers, as always eager to portray me and people like me as degenerates and predators. But what really caught my eye, in between the accusations that non-straight people are somehow able to Corrupt the Youth with our filthy ways, was your wooly-witted castigation of "CRT" as "divisive".

Now, sir, judging by the contents of the rest of your mailer, I do not believe you have even the vaguest notion of what CRT is, and, like so many of your stunningly lazy colleagues, you have allowed yourself to be swept up in a dog whistle operation openly admitted by the flagrant racist who started the whole thing.

I used to work in education, before the consistent Republican attacks on an educated citizenry made it impossible to survive as a professional educator. I still dabble in tutoring as my side hustle. Can you please explain to me how on God's Green Earth I am supposed to teach Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal", the history of the Potato Famine, "The Diary of Anne Frank", or literally any writing on the Holocaust without bringing race into it? Even if I charitably assume that the only racial issues you have a problem being taught in schools are the racial crimes of Americans (the genocide of the Native Americans, the Indian boarding schools, Jim Crow laws, lynching, Japanese internment camps, San Francisco's Chinese slums experiencing the Black Plague, the illegal usurpation of Hawaii, and, of course, slavery and the still-extant laws that allow Americans to hold slaves so long as those slaves have committed a crime), this sort of absurdity muzzles all factual teaching.

Since, again, I assume that you have never been exposed to this information, critical theory describes the lens through which one examines a text (text here, for purposes of clarity, refers to any dissemination of thought - recordings, writings, video, laws, and history). Any time you look at something and think, "Huh, how am I going to analyze this through my worldview?", you are applying critical theory. Even reading this very uncharitable email, sent with all due disrespect, you are analyzing how my conclusions have been reached and why I think they apply to you in particular.

Congratulations, you are a practitioner of critical theory.

From there, we get all sorts of fun adjectives to further narrow down our critical theories into what are called "schools". Different schools of critical theory choose to focus on different aspects of a given text to try to gain a more complete picture. For example, the feminist school of critical theory, or Feminist Critical Theory, looks at produced texts through either the contributions of women or their notable absence. If you watched, for instance, "Forrest Gump", and wondered if perhaps Jenny might have been a better, more stable person without the implied existence of incestuous abuse, congratulations, you have now looked at a text using Feminist Critical Theory.

Now, let's throw another scary log on the spooky fire. Racial theory has generally been codified as Critical Race Theory, which, being in a different order from other schools of critical theory, is certainly very confusing to anyone who did not pass third grade.

This theory suggests that of the general postmodern (another scary buzzword! Don't worry, I'm about to explain) consensus that works and people themselves exist on multiple axes and thus a wide array of different factors must be looked at to gain a complete picture, race is one of those axes.

Still with me?

Race, sex, class, and orientation are the four things that have been used the most throughout history to paint a particular group of people as "Other", and thus, undesirable to be. This exists both in the conscious (such as the deep misogyny of the far-right "manosphere") and in the unconscious (such as thinking that people who live in trailer parks are more likely to act poorly). Both the conscious and the unconscious prejudices of history still leave fingerprints, as time in this dimension continues to be linear. We can no more undo the fact that the first Black child to attend a de-segregated school in America, who was forced to attend under armed guard lest an adult murder her for being a Black child in school, is barely into her twilight years than we can undo the fact that marital rape was only criminalized in America in 1991. We cannot undo centuries of history by pretending it didn't happen and doing so only tells children that the comfort of some is worth more than the lives of others.

I can only hope this is read by a vaguely competent intern, but this Queer, Disabled Educator wishes you to know that she thinks you are either a credulous fool or a fossil who is giving a last hurrah of overt racism before you and the rest of your misbegotten generation kick off.

May you either wake up in the New Year or coast along quietly enough to not do too much lasting harm to our future civilization.

Most cordially and thoroughly disgusted,