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Future Kou x teacher Amane anyone?
I’ll say that Kou and Amane are both mid to late twenties? Amane is Tiara’s home room teacher and they do one of those career days where you bring in a parent/guardian to explain their profession and Tiara brings in her brothers!! They explain the job blah blah blah Amane jokes with Kou. They hit it off and Amane asks him out for coffee <3
#ask not why the quality is so shit#Ask why my shit is QUALITY!!!#jibaku shounen hanako kun#toilet bound hanako kun#tbhk#hanakou#jshk#kou minamoto#kouhana#hanako kun#hanako x kou#kou x hanako#amanekou#koumane
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Imagine topping Leo in a chair?
LITERALLY love you for this. riding Leo in a chair is in like your top 5 favorite ways to ride Leo. your faces are so close together and he can feel every intimate rockwing bouncing squeeze of your tight juicy little hole gripping his throbbing cock like a vise. his eyes are so wide and his grip on your soft hips is nearly enough to leave pretty little fingertip bruises polkadotting your thighs (which he's obsessed with) and your hips (which he's also obsessed with) and your ass (are you sensing a pattern here????) and god everything you do drives him crazy but CHRIST the way you hold his face so sweetly in your pretty hands, so innocent and tender while simultaneously milking his cock for all he's got. and he'll give it to you. Leo will let you ride him in that chair that he can't look at after that without going half mast. he'll let you ride him until he's shooting blanks, until both of your cum drips on the floor, mixing in messy creamy beautiful puddles. Leo will throw his head back in pleasure, panting, chest heaving and giving you the best view of his perfect neck that's just begging to be covered in hickeys and bites. Leo will let you ride him in a chair until he passes out. can't walk. pounding down gatorade and liquid iv to try and rehydrate. and he'll thank you for it.
#drabbles#leo valdez#leo valdez smut#leo valdez x reader#leo valdez drabbles#heroes of olympus#heroes of olympus x reader#heroes of olympus drabbles#heroes of olympus smut#op's birthday#op's bday smutathon#off to a poppin start am I right ladies#also funny story#my dad (a certified piece of shit) used to buy us the worst groceries#long story but every week there was a recipe I had to make that required like 3 limes or lemons depending on what citrus we had#and he would buy produce that was simultaneously organic and locally sourced AND horribly low quality#the lemons and limes would be rock fucking hard and I had to juice those motherfuckers#so every week I had to go down to the workbench thing in the basement and use a literal bench vise to squeeze them until they were soft#i'm not even exaggerating right now I wish I was#I had to use industrial tools and equipment to work with that shit#like bro why was I 12 using a vise on lemons??????? AND HE KNEW#HE SAW AND LAUGHED AND I EXPLAINED AND HE LAUGHED AND DID NOT FUCKING CARE#before you ask yes I'm trying to get a sooner therapy appointment#so yeah#going through it!
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pj/marguerite/ava call that the pollycule
#dont ask me why the quality is so shit I don’t know#midnight burger#ava maddox#marguerite midnight burger#polly jean midnight burger#one thing about me is that i make all the mb women kiss on the lips forever
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so this is how the palladium heist went right
#‘whys the quality shit’ you may ask. well you see. im on my phone#diomedes with the palladium actually got deepfried im so sorry diomedes ily#even when you’re cooked like a fucking fish </3#tried to find odysseus with the legs by looking up ‘odysseus legs’ ‘odysseus legs vase’ ‘odysseus legs crossed’#i knew ‘odysseus legs slay’ wouldnt give me shit. but thats what it is named to Me#diomedes#odysseus#the epic cycle#the little iliad#images all taken from. beazley archive + the louvre + the british museum
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28 for the ask game !!!!! ^_^
28: do you collect anything?
send me a number!! 💌
#also very fun conversation starters!!! i like to think it helps people get to know me a little#my favorite pairs rn are my spirited away soot sprite socks and my i need to pee socks#the soot sprite socks are knitted and the material is nice and breathable. and it has a cable knit along the middle its rly cute ^_^#the i need to pee socks is like this guy on a horse and hes holding a flag that says 'i need to pee.' and at the foot it says 'again'#that one is actually one out of three blue q socks which are probably my favorite brand cause theyre so silly and good quality#the other ones say pro wrestling!! why? because!! and these wrestlers beating each other up. on the sole it has a guy#saying somebody bring me a folding chair!! and the third one says 'i am going to get shit done' and on the sole it says 'later'#id love to get more blue q socks but theyre a little hard to find around here besides ordering online#i wear different funny socks every day of the week and its fun to see peoples look of delight when i show them#ask#ask game#answered#doodles#yapping
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Narrator what's your favorite ending
and your least favorite too, why not?
Narrator: "Erm..Well..I'd rather not discuss such things at the moment.."
#the stanley parable#tspud art#tspud stanley#stanley parable#tspud#tspud narrator#tsp stanley#angsty old man#this is fine#send asks#why is the quality so shit oh my god
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You know it's bad when AO3 has better quality work on the media than the offical stuff from the creators.
Anyway hi Uncle Rick!
A lot of mediocre or straight up bad works are published traditionally because getting a book deal is something like winning the lottery. Publishers only take chances on things they expect to sell extremely well and things that belong to authors with connections.
But the thing is, people from all over the world and all walks of life love to write. Fanfic is a love letter (to the craft, to the community, [sometimes] to the source material).
Even though it's "just a hobby" a lot of people work hard to improve their writing and make it the best they can (hi, I'm people). And generally this is done without a team of editors behind them. There are also 13,530,000 fanfics on AO3 (as of Sept 1, 2024). So of course AO3 has some better quality works than what the creators wrote themselves.
#answered asks#but yeah charging money for low quality stories#is annoyingly common#rick's works in particular sting bc it's all retellings of myths and all his non-god characters are based off people he knows irl#he also has a whole team of editors and disney backing him so you'd expect some quality control and consistency but uh no#and why should disney or rick even attempt to put out something high quality when idiots eat this shit up and cry for more#have you been in the tag seeing everyone cry about how shitty the new book is (literally)#but they're going to continue to buy his books despite not enjoying them#that's why they can continue to put out garbage#because people will buy it
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Just so you know, if i disappear i either jumped off the roof or finally snapped and murdered my upper floor neighbours.
#every single fucking weekend starts off with hours of drilling and hammering#every day the kids are screeching well into to the night and stomping around so loud i can hear it even through good quality headphones#they had been asked to keep it down#multiple times#not just by me#at this point i do not give a fuck why it happens i don't even remember it has been so long i just want it to stop#i want one fucking weekend of quiet without a sensory overload first thing on a saturday#my brain is hurting#i already have problems focusing and getting chores and stuff done one the weekends on it's own#i'm so fucknig tired i have enough shit to deal with without this added to the pile#levynn tries to think#levynn cries about nonsense
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star emoji + quinni
HIIII LUNA !!!! 🥺🥺🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
here's my ramble about my absolute beloved <33
send me a 🌟 + topic and i'll rant to you in a voice note !!
#so sorry for the shit audio quality 😭 idk why it's that bad#but THANK YOUUUU ILY !!! 🥺🥺🥺#luna tag#mutuals tag#answered#ask
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Thanks again Axel for letting me print out your art! Here's the promised photo of it on my wall :D
I wanted to do this days ago but I ran out of sticky tac (sad)
Anyway swarm of my millions of followers everyone go check out @scourgadow 's jdate art it is very cool and swag
#why is my camera quality so shit#I wonder while still using an old ass android#hehe it's actually one of my favourite jdate fanarts#ANDD I FINALLY HAVE TIME TO START READING THE 4TH BOOK WAHOOO#jdate#john dies at the end#taking this photo motivated me to make my bed what a win (you don't even see it in the photo I think#ALSO SOMEONE ASK ME ABOUT MY SPACE WALL I LOOOOVE MY SPACE WALL
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Day out at Lu Lu World with the besties!!! :D
it was a really red day...
#do *not* click for better quality the quality is shit idk what im doing#hence why it's so red but we'll pretend it's the weather#cannibal guy and jellyfish girl don't have names yet but they're agiel's friends and you can ask about them too!#agiel 🦀🦪#hazbin hotel oc#hazbin oc#originally i wanted to draw more pictures of them but im bad at it and it takes sooooo much time so maybe later okay#also im not 100% of jellyfish girl colour scheme so it's subject to change idk
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I am a firm lover of Hanako being the first one to fall but man there is something queerious about Kou always looking back at Hanako. He really is trying to “keep an eye on Hanako” and not “huh. How did I never notice (some stupid detail) before? It’s so cute” <3 I know what you are Mr. Admiring from afar
#jibaku shounen hanako kun#toilet bound hanako kun#tbhk#jshk#hanakou#kou minamoto#kouhana#hanako kun#hanako x kou#kou x hanako#ask not why the quality is so shit#ASK WHY MY SHIT IS QUALITY#The inherent homoromantism of admiring a friend from afar
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you after i free you from the tetrisphere
#ask#anon#im not sure what the thanks is for without assuming it to be like ''thanks. for those tags.''#anyway youre welcome? youre free from the tetrisphere now. find and enjoy life. out from the egg made of tetronimoes youve hatched from.#or whatever.#im still recovering from that nap#its fucked. i nap on my bed sometimes if i havent had enough sleep earlier in the day. and instead of using the bed normally#my ass just sleeps at the end. watching my moavies (youtube streams)#like a dog#ended up having to wake myself up cause i had my legs rested over a nearby table cause the width of the bed is not very wide#and my body feels so good when i wake up. scrunched up and shit. i feel So normal#anyway tetrisphere is a game i got long ago that. i dont know from where.#i either got it from a yard sale. or ebay. but im leaning towards yard sale. since it was around the same time i got hey you pikachu#also did you know the mic quality for hey you pikachus microphone is actually pretty decent#anyway i dont remember a lot about tetrisphere beyond you picking a robot to play as. and you drop tetrominoes onto a fucking ball#i completely forgot you freed a thing from within#as for why this was the first thing i used to reply to the ask. anytime i get an ask im not sure how to respond to. i look through my phone#and. this tetrisphere image made me laugh seeing it back when i first downloaded it#i think i had more i wanted to say but im at a loss for words now that im looking at this image again#its so beautiful and hes so free#that is how baby birds leave the egg. but opposite. they do it from the inside. instead of needing tetrominoes to open the egg.#can you tell im still not fully recovered from my fuckim nap#anyway thanks for the ask anon. i think!
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It’s a retro pink Christmas for Melody and Isabelle ✨
#don’t ask me why the pic quality is so shit tumblr keeps eating the pixels#ag#american girl#american girl dolls#my dolls#melody ellison#isabelle palmer
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i wanted to do an outfit swap thingie like the one eebie did, almost entirely just because its funny that we dress the exact same just different colors. lol
#cherry chats#bf (bone friend)#my art#selfship#self ship#ermm. they are literally standing next to each other. this is nothing#whatever. lol#ALSO posting this from my phone so like. if the quality sucks hot shit thats why#btw no one ask why my shirt logo is darker in the swapped version…….. its complicated ok
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Way Too Much Of The Fandom: "He's just an asshole!! No one should ever write him as anything else!! He's killed people!!"
Canon: "Willing to erase his entire personality just so he can be used by others"
Canon: "First instinct to finding out he was lied to about how his first friend died is to kill himself, because that being a lie completely erases any and all meaning behind all of his meaner actions"
Scaramouche/Wanderer's Actual Chinese Voice Actor:
#chaotic vents#not important#i am genuinely pissed rn this take is so easily disproven#if you literally just look between the lines for three seconds#worst possible take done by people unwilling to ask why the curtains are blue#yes both people bashing him and people liking him claim this#wow look at this big brained take; character is just evil!! no nuance!! just evil!!#idc if that's your genuine opinion of him or if that's how you prefer him or whatevs#what i care is that y'all aint the fucking authority on writing Scaramouche/Wanderer#y'all are FACTUALLY WRONG about what his personality is actually like so#fucking sit down and shut up#if someone wants to say he's totally innocent and has done nothing wrong#that's their prerogative#both sides are completely wrong so.#deal with it.#showing this to a friend for quality control made me realize that#the people that perpetuate 'Scaramouche is just an evil asshole' like...#literally never talk about the shit he went through#they never mention Niwa or the nameless child that died#or being abandoned by Ei#it's like to them he just exists without a backstory beyond the Fatui#and thus remains an entity without any motivation or drive or reason to his actions aside from 'just to be mean'#i've seen people claim Scara's only ever softened because a thing in his character stuff#mentions him being kind to kids (and old people)#nnnno there's a huge amount more to him that y'all just apparently decided doesnt count i fucking guess#nvm the fact that his actions and behaviors point fairly heavily to the fact that he struggles to even consider#letting go of the fact that he is a puppet and 'had a bigger purpose'#nopenopnope just totes evil and everyone who ever says or thinks otherwise is a blind idiot that#doesnt get the character and shouldnt be writing him apparently
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