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hanakou-often · 2 months ago

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Future Kou x teacher Amane anyone?

I’ll say that Kou and Amane are both mid to late twenties? Amane is Tiara’s home room teacher and they do one of those career days where you bring in a parent/guardian to explain their profession and Tiara brings in her brothers!! They explain the job blah blah blah Amane jokes with Kou. They hit it off and Amane asks him out for coffee <3

#ask not why the quality is so shit #Ask why my shit is QUALITY!!!#jibaku shounen hanako kun #toilet bound hanako kun #tbhk #hanakou #jshk #kou minamoto #kouhana #hanako kun #hanako x kou #kou x hanako #amanekou #koumane

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fbfh · 5 months ago

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Imagine topping Leo in a chair?

LITERALLY love you for this. riding Leo in a chair is in like your top 5 favorite ways to ride Leo. your faces are so close together and he can feel every intimate rockwing bouncing squeeze of your tight juicy little hole gripping his throbbing cock like a vise. his eyes are so wide and his grip on your soft hips is nearly enough to leave pretty little fingertip bruises polkadotting your thighs (which he's obsessed with) and your hips (which he's also obsessed with) and your ass (are you sensing a pattern here????) and god everything you do drives him crazy but CHRIST the way you hold his face so sweetly in your pretty hands, so innocent and tender while simultaneously milking his cock for all he's got. and he'll give it to you. Leo will let you ride him in that chair that he can't look at after that without going half mast. he'll let you ride him until he's shooting blanks, until both of your cum drips on the floor, mixing in messy creamy beautiful puddles. Leo will throw his head back in pleasure, panting, chest heaving and giving you the best view of his perfect neck that's just begging to be covered in hickeys and bites. Leo will let you ride him in a chair until he passes out. can't walk. pounding down gatorade and liquid iv to try and rehydrate. and he'll thank you for it.

#drabbles #leo valdez #leo valdez smut #leo valdez x reader #leo valdez drabbles #heroes of olympus #heroes of olympus x reader #heroes of olympus drabbles #heroes of olympus smut #op's birthday #op's bday smutathon #off to a poppin start am I right ladies #also funny story #my dad (a certified piece of shit) used to buy us the worst groceries #long story but every week there was a recipe I had to make that required like 3 limes or lemons depending on what citrus we had #and he would buy produce that was simultaneously organic and locally sourced AND horribly low quality #the lemons and limes would be rock fucking hard and I had to juice those motherfuckers #so every week I had to go down to the workbench thing in the basement and use a literal bench vise to squeeze them until they were soft #i'm not even exaggerating right now I wish I was #I had to use industrial tools and equipment to work with that shit #like bro why was I 12 using a vise on lemons??????? AND HE KNEW #HE SAW AND LAUGHED AND I EXPLAINED AND HE LAUGHED AND DID NOT FUCKING CARE #before you ask yes I'm trying to get a sooner therapy appointment #so yeah #going through it!

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mandareeboo · 8 days ago

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The thing that stands out to me about Jax and Ragatha's interaction is that Jax did not seem surprised to hear Ragatha admit to hating him.

Considering his... *gestures to Jax entirely* everything, I guess he wouldn't be surprised to hear that everyone does hate him, even if it's secretly like Ragatha does.

Oh, I'm sure Jax knows. Zooble would absolutely tell it to his face, stupid sauce or not, and I wouldn't be surprised if Gangle has made a few jittery "you're so horrible" comments when he's bullying her. The only ones who don't active hate him are probably Caine (he likes everybody) and maybe Pomni (she's too new and he's not really targeted her specifically for much; she considers him an asshole, but I think it's a stretch to say hate rn)

Ragatha's too nice to say it when she's not looped out of her mind but she DOES spend most of her free time yelling at him bc he's Always Fucking Around so he gets the jidst.

#Ask #Anon #Question Mandar #The Amazing Digital Circus #Jax #Zooble #Gangle #Caine #Pomni #Ragatha #I think a lot of people ignore the funniest part of the circus imo #Bc being alone is so dangerous for abstraction the crew is just. Always together #They're dealing with each other ALL DAY EVERY DAY #Pomni's new so she's still getting established but everyone else knows exactly where the others stand on basically everything #It's also worth noting that the quality time they spend together is primarily just mundane stuff (to get a break from Caine's wild adventur #So they deal with Jax everyday while playing baseball or just doing silly shit around the sofa #They're USED to his ass and the fuckshit he does #That's why it's only rlly called out by Raggy- they've all just kind of accepted he's Like This and try to make the most out of it

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lesbian-jack-barnabas · 4 months ago

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pj/marguerite/ava call that the pollycule

#dont ask me why the quality is so shit I don’t know #midnight burger #ava maddox #marguerite midnight burger #polly jean midnight burger #one thing about me is that i make all the mb women kiss on the lips forever

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celtrist · 1 month ago

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Why does Vassago already have merch, we haven't even met him yet

#Celtrist #cel rambles #I don't particularly care how abundant the merch is on shark robot #It literally feels like they'll take a scrap of anything and make it a pin #Like the Moxie Antartica pin Really sir and a bunch others where they're just a random frame from the show #I mean they're FUN frames at least but I swear I've seen some real random ones that don't even make sense to be a pin #AND I'M SORRY WHY DO THEY HAVE SO MUCH MERCH OF CHARACTERS THAT I CAN'T IMAGINE BEING THOUGHT TWICE ABOUT #Sallie Mae fine I can see why people like her and want merch #Chaz is pushing it especially seeing as he's pretty dead but fine I suppose he has his fans #Glitz and Glam? Okay you already fucked up not going with their beta designs but who really was looking at them and thinking “I want merch”#But fine. I'm sure they have their fans #BUT FREAKING MUFFY?? THE VET RECEPTIONIST? WHO TF WAS ASKING FOR A PIN OF HER? DID YOU EVEN KNOW HER NAME?#They do that shit all the time and it aggravates me. They seem to go by a “quantity over quality” thing.#Which their quality is great btw but the quantity of things they have for characters that don't even matter and are seen once is rediculous #Also when I was gonna look up when we were gonna meet Vassago I saw he was an overlord in the pilot #Curious if that's gonna stay. What's to say overlords can't be hellborns or goetia #Is he a goetia? Not sure.#P-point is I like their merch and the new batch seems to mostly be uniquely made to be merch and I like that #But the amount of “garbage” (that's mean but best way I can put it) merch that has a character little to no one would care about #Or is essentially JUST a screen grab from the show is annoying and just pointlessly fills the shop pages #And while I see from a business perspective why they'd put Vassago out especially since some already like him #I also just think it's silly for him to already have merch when we haven't seen his character other than in the trailer #Surprised they don't have merch of satan out yet lol #Okay but I would've approved only so they could make a krampus joke with him #Granted I don't care about Helluva as much as Hazbin #But can't help to be more critical of it when it has a lot of problems Hazbin has aside from pacing #But absolutely NO excuse or leeway for the reason of the sloppy writing that's present #Lemme reiterate my good ol' phrase here:#You're not in the Sonic fandom for like 22 yrs and don't learn to be critical of the media you enjoy lol #rant

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doloneia · 8 months ago

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so this is how the palladium heist went right

#‘whys the quality shit’ you may ask. well you see. im on my phone #diomedes with the palladium actually got deepfried im so sorry diomedes ily #even when you’re cooked like a fucking fish </3 #tried to find odysseus with the legs by looking up ‘odysseus legs’ ‘odysseus legs vase’ ‘odysseus legs crossed’#i knew ‘odysseus legs slay’ wouldnt give me shit. but thats what it is named to Me #diomedes #odysseus #the epic cycle #the little iliad #images all taken from. beazley archive + the louvre + the british museum

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puppyeared · 1 year ago

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28 for the ask game !!!!! ^_^

28: do you collect anything?

send me a number!! 💌

#also very fun conversation starters!!! i like to think it helps people get to know me a little #my favorite pairs rn are my spirited away soot sprite socks and my i need to pee socks #the soot sprite socks are knitted and the material is nice and breathable. and it has a cable knit along the middle its rly cute ^_^#the i need to pee socks is like this guy on a horse and hes holding a flag that says 'i need to pee.' and at the foot it says 'again'#that one is actually one out of three blue q socks which are probably my favorite brand cause theyre so silly and good quality #the other ones say pro wrestling!! why? because!! and these wrestlers beating each other up. on the sole it has a guy #saying somebody bring me a folding chair!! and the third one says 'i am going to get shit done' and on the sole it says 'later'#id love to get more blue q socks but theyre a little hard to find around here besides ordering online #i wear different funny socks every day of the week and its fun to see peoples look of delight when i show them #ask #ask game #answered #doodles #yapping

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bucketfullofstrawberries · 2 years ago

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Narrator what's your favorite ending

and your least favorite too, why not?

Narrator: "Erm..Well..I'd rather not discuss such things at the moment.."

#the stanley parable #tspud art #tspud stanley #stanley parable #tspud #tspud narrator #tsp stanley #angsty old man #this is fine #send asks #why is the quality so shit oh my god

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bright-eyes-strawberry-lies · 3 months ago

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You know it's bad when AO3 has better quality work on the media than the offical stuff from the creators.

Anyway hi Uncle Rick!

A lot of mediocre or straight up bad works are published traditionally because getting a book deal is something like winning the lottery. Publishers only take chances on things they expect to sell extremely well and things that belong to authors with connections.

But the thing is, people from all over the world and all walks of life love to write. Fanfic is a love letter (to the craft, to the community, [sometimes] to the source material).

Even though it's "just a hobby" a lot of people work hard to improve their writing and make it the best they can (hi, I'm people). And generally this is done without a team of editors behind them. There are also 13,530,000 fanfics on AO3 (as of Sept 1, 2024). So of course AO3 has some better quality works than what the creators wrote themselves.

#answered asks #but yeah charging money for low quality stories #is annoyingly common #rick's works in particular sting bc it's all retellings of myths and all his non-god characters are based off people he knows irl #he also has a whole team of editors and disney backing him so you'd expect some quality control and consistency but uh no #and why should disney or rick even attempt to put out something high quality when idiots eat this shit up and cry for more #have you been in the tag seeing everyone cry about how shitty the new book is (literally)#but they're going to continue to buy his books despite not enjoying them #that's why they can continue to put out garbage #because people will buy it

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a-s-levynn · 8 months ago

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Just so you know, if i disappear i either jumped off the roof or finally snapped and murdered my upper floor neighbours.

#every single fucking weekend starts off with hours of drilling and hammering #every day the kids are screeching well into to the night and stomping around so loud i can hear it even through good quality headphones #they had been asked to keep it down #multiple times #not just by me #at this point i do not give a fuck why it happens i don't even remember it has been so long i just want it to stop #i want one fucking weekend of quiet without a sensory overload first thing on a saturday #my brain is hurting #i already have problems focusing and getting chores and stuff done one the weekends on it's own #i'm so fucknig tired i have enough shit to deal with without this added to the pile #levynn tries to think #levynn cries about nonsense

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britneyshakespeare · 17 days ago

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i love bratz as dolls but i fuckin hate mga as a brand. fuckin idiots

#u make it so hard for me to play with my dollies. evil!!#tales from diana #i am like honestly thinking about how many stupid decisions that brand has made in the past year and like #the fact that they have the gall to be snide about their fans' complaints in a little spotify wrapped meme #girl...#U KEEP BEING STUPID!!!!!#i miss the energy they had like 2 years ago #even their repros recently have been getting so obviously worse #who the hell was asking for more babyz. who was doing that?#like if anything bratz babyz were like a kitsch embarrassing piece of toy history to remind ppl #that yeah even though theyre like a millennial girly twitter meme now. bratz was once unambiguously a brand for kids #and they made stupid toys for kids including but not limited to cunty little baby dolls #not to hate on them for existing at the time. hell i even had them as a kid but i didnt like them as much as the real bratz #and the way they did a poll on which line they should reproduce next and tokyo a go go won and they went and made slumber party anyway #probably because it was cheaper i assume!!! and it's like so silly bc like if youre an adult collector brand now... why do you think #that we want dolls in pajamas? theyre cute but that's not as fun to display as like legitimate fashion pieces #and all their legit collector releases being an asbolute mess #kylie being overstocked and flopping and then the manufactured scarcity for the mean girls and karol g releases #that were all bought up by scalpers in 2 seconds and sold on ebay for several times the original price #but mga doesnt care bc it's like oh we can say 'we sold out' 💅 yeah idiots because of BOTS u did nothing to circumvent #all this and their new dolls arent even as good as their old ones. like alwayz bratz... i was really happy for it but i gotta be so for rea #they're fine. they're cute. but they are NOT on the quality of 2000s bratz at all. theyre so obviously cheaper #and we don't even get the second outfits anymore which was such a staple of the fashion mixing-and-matching originally #it's not even the same brand anymore but they wanna act like they're the hottest shit in the world. best thing to ever happen to dolls #oh please. u will never be barbie. u can't put us through all this and expect endless fawning and support #i just wish the secondhand market for bratz were any better but it's actually worse. so. yaaaaaay

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hanakou-often · 4 months ago

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They would be such a sweet couple in this au...like imagine them both bonding over their fickle monster children and the late nights they'd spend pouring over research!!! I think Amane's a night owl so the few times he catches Kou dozing in his office way after hours, he'd drape a blanket over him, hoping Kou gets the rest he deserves. In the mornings Kou would probably bring Amane a cup of coffee or donuts, adoring the way he smiles shyly when he takes them gratefully <3 God there's so much potential here