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#guess whos back#i missed this place tbh#i miss Hetalia#i miss my son lol#so im gonna make a comeback#feel free to ask lorenzo some new questions#like what hes been up to idk lol#Hetalia#aph romano#aph#ask blog#ap#lorenzo vargas#ask lorenzo vargas#send me asks#ask me anything#art
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๋࣭ ⭑⚝ — 100 FOLLOWER EVENT!
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by getting me to 100 followers, you're being offered a scholarship to my fashion school! request slots close on the 15th of february. all you need to do is select your favorite garment! (please read the whole document before submitting your application!)
all orders should be sent to my asks!
-> masterlist. will/won't write.
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🥀 WELCOME TO MY BLOG! 🥀
Important Note: I'm a very busy school student, so I usually update or post whenever I can or when I'm on a month/week break, on holidays, or in my free time.
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Call of Duty Modern Warfare II & III: To Hunt Silver (An art/story series)
Call of Duty Black Ops 6: Smoke and Blood (An art/story series)
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Heaven’s Guardians (16+ Original biblical animation/webtoon series)
Sin Parar (an original analog animation series)
Call of Duty: New War (original writing/animated series)
🗃 ORIGINAL CHARACTERS! 🗃 : ▼
Call of Duty Modern Warfare: Final War [AU] Highlights:
CALL OF DUTY: FINAL WAR [AU] PLAYLIST
JADEN x HOUND - PLAYLIST!
JADEN x HOUND - MASTERLIST!
Information:
What is the Commander Task Force?
Who is the Commander Team?
Who are the Blue Devils?
England Minds Elite Academy - E.M.E.A
Visuals + Randoms:
Random things in pockets and bags 🎒 || Mini Series || -> What does the Commander Team carry on them when they're on the leave? (featuring. Blue Devils!)
Everyone Likes Fried Fish =)= || Mini-Series || -> How would Commander Task Force, Blue Devils, and Task Force 141 look like as mermaids/mermen and Pirates?
ORIGINAL CHARACTERS : [AU] Call of Duty Modern Warfare Final War OCs :
Bianca "Hound" Scarlett Baneblood -> #bianca scarlett baneblood
Hound’s character Introduction/profile
Full Body Concept Art/Character Sheet/Reference
Hound's Tattoo & Mark assets. (16+ !!!)
Brian "O.P" Chen Baneblood (older brother)
Thomas "Jaden" Jael Riley -> #thomas jael riley
Jaden’s character Introduction/profile
Full Body Concept Art/Character Sheet/Reference
Jay Girasol Riley (younger sister)
Samuel Lorenzo Magana Riley (adopted younger brother)
Kayden "Vox" Laswell -> #kayden laswell
Vox’s character Introduction/profile
Full Body Concept Art/Character Sheet/Reference
Josephine "Jinx" Price -> #josephine price
Jinx’s character Introduction/profile
Full Body Concept Art/Character Sheet/Reference
Ali "Viper" Hadir Keller -> #ali hadir keller
Viper’s character Introduction/profile
Full Body Concept Art/Character Sheet/Reference
Aliyah Annatoli Keller (younger sister)
Arran "Hunter" John MacTavish Harper -> #arran john mactavish harper
Hunter’s character Introduction/profile
Full Body Concept Art/Character Sheet/Reference
Hunter's Tattoo & Mark assets. (18+ !!!)
Kamila C. Harper (step-sister)
Jaice "C.A.M" Hill Gerrick -> #jaice hill gerrick
C.A.M’s character Introduction/profile
Full Body Concept Art/Character Sheet/Reference
Blanca Lola Vargas -> #blanca lola vargas
Blanca’s character Introduction/profile
Full Body Concept Art/Character Sheet/Reference
Pearl "Jewel" Graves -> #pearl graves
Jewel’s character Introduction/profile
Full Body Concept Art/Character Sheet/Reference
Yuri V. Makarov -> #yuri v makarov
Yuri’s character Introduction/profile
Full Body Concept Art/Character Sheet/Reference
Yuri's Tattoo & Mark assets. (18+ !!!)
Call of Duty Modern Warfare II & III : Highlights:
KINGER x DANDAN - PLAYLIST!
ORIGINAL CHARACTERS : Call of Duty Modern Warfare II & III :
Valentino Rolkins Reidins (Hound's Govern) -> #valentino rolkins reidins
Full Body Concept Art/Character Sheet/Reference
Baxter "Kinger" Gonzalez Baneblood (Hound's Father) -> #baxter gonzalez baneblood
Full Body Concept Art/Character Sheet/Reference
Kinger's Tattoo & Mark assets. (16+ !!!)
Bruno "Chain" Julian Baneblood
Chyou "DanDan" Mei Baneblood (Hound's Mother) -> #chyou mei baneblood
Full Body Concept Art/Character Sheet/Reference
ORIGINAL CHARACTERS : Call of Duty Black Ops OC :
Bartolo "Sixx" Bernabé Baneblood. (Hound's Grandfather) -> #bartolo bernabé baneblood
Full Body Concept Art/Character Sheet/Reference
Sixx's Tattoo & Mark assets. (16+ !!!)
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You might come here or follow me after seeing one of my arts, posts, or memes. My blog mostly posts about my arts, thoughts, memes, or comics related to CoD, my life, or the bible. Let me introduce myself (´ᴗ ` )
This post isn't that long, but please read until the disclaimer!
🥀 GENERAL :
I am a 16-year-old in form 3 secondary school student! also minoring in P.O.B (Principal.Of.Business) along with writing!
Creating OCs in writing is what I like to do (I can't draw but I'm learning to)
I like writing and drawing stories and art about my characters or any other people's OCs (We all wanted to have comfort characters in our life or we wanted to comfort them and make them have a happy ending)
My dream is to have a webtoon comic and animation show, but the most is to be commissioned by Certified Sampson and Call of Duty themselves since they were my dream creators.
I am currently busy with school [Mid Term and Term Test] at the moment. So please don't expect me to be active all the time.
Proud Trinidadian based in the Caribbean. (Big up tuh allyuh! 🇹🇹 👉😎👉)
I really love making OCs on any fandoms that is base with the Indigenous sides (Mostly the Trini ones) and would love to share my culture with you guys on here.
I love making comics, usually; angst (I'm allergic to angst but at the same time I'm never against it, I just love to make myself suffer lmao) or comedy-themed. I'm a fluff and hurt/comfort advocate (^.^)
I'm an INTJ as well who's OBSESSED with dark aesthetics and macaws (duh).
I technically can't see so well with my eyes (very VERY blurry) so I wear strong glasses lenses.
I usually listen to music when I draw or write when I'm off of school. If you're like me who's bored and staring at a screen all the time or stressed out due to school work, feel free to follow my Esounds playlist (Since I'm too frickin broke to afford Spotify) and my playlists are yours to hear! (my playlists are my stuff) ( ̄\/ ̄.) They are my main inspiration for writing and art.
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ANIME : Naruto, Boruto, Demon Slayer, SpyxFamily. (Multifandom1)
GAMES : Free Fire, Call Of Duty (og lover since 2017!), GTA. (Multifandom2)
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LIKES: Analog Horror, True Crime Storytelling, Studying, Reading, Art, and Music.
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Politics/social issues
NSFW (Please keep in mind that slight Nude Art isn't sexual or p0rn0graphic, it shows the beauty of others and makes them come out as confident in their own body WITHOUT being provocative or perverted.)
Any form of rape/abuse/sexual assault, incest/pedophilia, Pro-shippers.
General negativity (I will fight you)
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I welcome all interactions as long as it is done in a kind and respectful manner. I want to clarify that I am a Christian, but I do not intend to impose my religion on anyone. My purpose here is to express my enthusiasm for the things that I love and am passionate about. I am happy to interact with anyone, regardless of their identity or who they love. However I do have some limitations on what I can or cannot draw, and I hope you understand this.
If you want to send me DM's or ask to belittle me or say something mean then please don't bother. I'm broke, I sleep short hours a day, my eyes hurt, my back hurts, my butt hurts cuz I'm sitting in a class, my feet hurt because I have to walk very far to school and very far to home, I got loads of school work/assignments and I don't need more problems. Please don't waste your time being rude. If you hate my work then don't interact with it because Tumblr will suggest more of it to you. please don't demand(in an aggressive way) or rush any stories/art from me! I appreciate people being excited but there are ways to ask if I am going to write/draw something other than commanding me to do it!
DO NOT repost OR translate my works on other sites. I reserve all rights to my works. If you do this I will block and report your accounts on the respective platform you’re using. (exp: Wattpad, ao3, Pinterest, or any other platform) Thank you for reaching out to me. I read every single ask and DM's you send me. If I don't answer or reply, that means I don't know how to answer because I'm awkward, I'm busy with schoolwork, and I have a lot on my plate. I live in D/P, Trinidad (UTC−04:00), so if I haven’t replied to your message, that means It’s night and I’m asleep. I will reply as soon as I can! (´-ω-)人 I am happy for you to use my artwork as your profile picture or header or anything else publicly, but please remember to give me credit or put my name @ctxinari. Do not repost, nor claim it as your own. It is a basic art and writer rules. Thank you for understanding.
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#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#cod mw2#writers on tumblr#artists on tumblr#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#john price#call of duty oc
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Take Me to The Grave
October 30 Prompt: graveyard • magic spells • bloodthirsty
Character(s): Romano (Lorenzo Vargas), Veneziano (Feliciano Vargas)
@hetaween-event
Lorenzo looked around. Something was going on and he knew it. Even if no one told him what it was exactly. No one seemed to be watching him. Good. He made his way to the cemetery. Hazel eyes look at the headstone sitting in front of him. It held the name of his father, Matteo. His nonno’s oldest child. Next to Matteo’s headstone is his mother’s. While Lorenzo may not have had the best relationship with his grandfather, at least he had a better one with his parents. Before they passed away, that is.
“Where were you?” Feliciano asked when Lorenzo returned. “Nowhere you needed to know,” Lorenzo responded. Feliciano backed up a bit. "Ok, ok. You're so touchy around this time of year." "I have my reasons," Lorenzo said. "Get off my ass."
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💌📚 for the ask game! (Also seemed appropriate to be asked together)
:o Yes, those are definitely appropriate to ask together (I could recommend fanfiction of my OTP for days).
💌 Essential ships:
Spain and Romano, ofc. The only reason they wouldn't be together is because they haven't gotten around to confessing yet. I love them together so much, to the point that I can't see either of them not have any sort of relationship (romantic or otherwise) with the other.
Other ones are GerIta and FrUK. GerIta is just too right to not be there, and FrUK is one of those eternal frenemies who also have sex. Any other ship I can accept being there or not being there – formerly, DenNor was also essential, but I'm no longer that person, I can see them with other people now.
📚 Fanfics, fanfics, fanfics!
Just one? D:
Hear me out, I'll give you two, both Spamano! One oneshot and one longer story (and they won't be my own stories, because that's not a recommendation, just a cry for attention).
This one: Room for Three by lorenzodelcielo A oneshot where Antonio writes a letter to Lorenzo (as Romano is called in it) about the first time he met Lorenzo's brothers. Includes a character with a disability, and whenever I look for it, it takes forever because it hasn't been tagged as such. It's really sweet, even if Lorenzo's brothers are over the top, at least according to him.
And this one: A Trip to Spain Could Only End In by ForeverTwin611 This is a classic multichapter story, and I haven't read it in a while, but just trust me, when I first found it (let's not talk about how long ago that was), you could not get me to stop reading even if you paid me. Lovino Vargas is an exchange student in Spain, and manages to have a romance as wild as any chickflick.
And I think it's only fair that one story is AO3 exclusive, and the other is FF.net exclusive, because so much of this fandom happened on FF.net back in the day, but nowadays, it's being continued on AO3.
#Thank you for the ask <3#hetalia#spamano#Srsly anyone can always ask me about spamano fanfic recommendations#I have so many#ask game
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The obvious answer was yes.
Wake him up?
>YES
>NO
#ask-the-awesome#aph prussia#hetalia#hetalia prussia#hetalia gilbird#aph romano#hetalia romano#lorenzo vargas#ask lorenzo vargas#prumano begins again#i think
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-insert a wrapped gift being left on Russia’s doorstep here- The gift seems to have a card attached to it. “This is late but whatever, so consider it a New Years gift.” The card is signed “guess”. Inside the wrapping is a scarf with sunflower patterns on it and a sealed goodie bag with cookies.
…
@lorenzo-vargas
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No. You kitnapped me so you get to suffer the consequences.
#aph romano#neko romano#nekotalia#hetalia ask blog#hetalia#cat#kitten#send asks#ap#aph#lovino#lovino vargas#lorenzo#cat romano#ask box#asks open#ask blog#ask romano#ask lovino#vargas#triggered#should i add unrelated tags#just to spread more#idk#hetalia romano#south italy#south#italy#romano vargas#lorenzo vargas
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“ Shy, aren’t you? There is no need to fear, my dear..~ ” || Halloween event m!a has officially started over on this blog as well! Can you guess which god Chaos has been switched to? Good luck~
#hetalia#deus au#deustalia#romano#aph romano#hetalia romano#hetalia south italy#aph south italy#lovino vargas#lorenzo vargas#digital art#m!a start#hetalia ask blog#ask me anything#axis powers hetalia#Axis powers ヘタリア
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What the kids think about Antonio and Lovino's friends?
Ariel tends to find them all interesting and will often invite them to her princess tea parties. Usually the ones that agrees are Roderich and Francis. Though she likely sees Roderich more so and enjoys his company they’ll talk about the composer’s work she’s learning to play. (He’s her piano teacher)
Lorenzo doesn’t really care for anyone except Alfred and Ludwig, but everyone believes its cause they usually have some type of food. Ludwig has a automatic pass cause he’s family.
Alejandro is just as much of a social butterfly like his father, it can be a bit scary. So he enjoys everyone’s company. Though he finds Francis very weird.
#anonymous#spamano#spamano family#aph romano#aph spain#ask blog#spamano ask blog#answered#spamano children#alejandro#ariel#lorenzo#lovino vargas#antonio fernandez carriedo
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“Oh my goodness, that hair suits you. Which is weird. Ew I’m complimenting someone-“
“I mean yeah, I wouldn’t have this hair if it didn’t look good on me.”
#awesome answer#ofc I look good leibe#admin art#I hate not being able to add tags answering asks#that's why the ask memes never had tags#lorenzo-vargas#my awesome post
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LORENZOOO!!!! Guess who's back >:) 💕
"fuck."
#hetalia#aph romano#aph#ask blog#ap#hetalia ask blog#aph prussia#art#ask lorenzo vargas#lorenzo vargas#gilbert beilschmidt#hws prussia#hws romano#hws Hetalia
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Why are you being so rude to people who choose to call Romano Lovino? It's their choice and it's wrong of you to try and control what people call him.
cry about it x
#lmaoooo this is brilliant#imagine thinking i'm trying to control ppl because i said lovino was an ugly name#which it is#call him wtf you want but lovino is ugly and not a proper name babe#hetalia#ask#lorenzo vargas#hws south italy#hws romano
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Now that you finished IA (presume I asked this after you read the epilogue), I first wanted to thank you for reading & liveblogging it. I don't think I can put my appreciation in thankfulness into words, ever, but... know that it validates all the work I put into it. Simply by knowing it brings others joy & thusly is worth doing well.
AnYwAyS - Can you rank the POV characters aka all Teams + Soph like you did for the other fanfic? (but like, all the single characters, I mean that's only -checks list-... 16 characters.) OR - Can you do a Fuck Marry Kill with each team from the two books, minus Soph cuz she's still a minor in those (and also, yknow, for it working purposes).
Much much much love to you, Riva <3
Sorry for taking so long to answer this it's been in my drafts for way too long I live in shame
First of all you're very welcome! I had a good time reading Irish Problems and Italian Affairs and let's be real I also learned some new things along the way and (as I love to say) where else do I get to discuss the story I'm reading with the freaking author?? and get some behind the scene information and little tidbits of lore too! It's like the directors cut of reading here :D
but! AnYwAyS ;) why not do both?
Ranking of the IA characters from my personal fav to 'they're there too':
Patrick "Paddy" O'Neill
Gwendolyn "Gwen" Higgins
Lovino Vargas
Feliciano Vargas
Arthur Kirkland
Fabio Bellini
Charlie Higgins
Marco Bontade
Robert Bailey
Gabriella Acerbi
Michele Vento
Harry O'Connel
Tahir Rashid
Francesco Belfari
Sophie O'Connel
Lorenzo Bontade
Maeve
Docetto Acerbi
Arby (imagine him like a mile below the other characters)
and yay I don't think I ever play fuck marry kill here :D so let's play.
Team Ireland: fuck charlie, marry paddy, kill harry (sorry but paddy is just.. I think I'd get along with him tho more in a friendship kind of relationship)
Team Sicily: fuck michele, marry marco, kill lorenzo (micheles emotional baggage is just too much for me but marco seems like a sensible choice to marry? sorry lorenzo rip)
Team Feli: fuck francesco, marry feliciano, kill dolco (sorry dolco rip)
Team Lovi: how do you expect me to make a desicion on this one after what happened in the last chapter? if I abolutely have to: fuck lovino, marry gabriella, kill fabio
Team England: fuck robert, marry arthur, kill tahir (Arthur is an A grade asshole in IP and I love that, I can fix him (probably not)
Did you expect any of my answers?
Thank you for keeping up with me and my sometimes very slow reading process and even bigger thank you for talking to me and elaborating on the characters and the story! It would not have been the same without all those talks and chats <3
#about dolcetto im sorry hes just such a hot head XD#lorenzo ugh im glad michele talked some sense into him again#maeve just didnt show up that much tbh. but I like her still. soph needs some friends around :)#Arthur is my fav Bond villain#italian affairs#lfls#irish problems#riva.ask
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I would love to see you write something about a platonic relationship you really like, whether it’s writing or hcs!
omg im so sorry this took me so long! i have been. busy. but anyway. here you have banter between my two favorite idiots, Alfred Jones and Lorenzo Vargas :P
Their road trip was years in the making, and something the pair looked forward to, though neither could remember why they’d decided to take it. If Alfred remembered correctly, the plan for a road trip to the City was first made during their freshman year during gym class. Lorenzo really hated gym, so they passed the time by talking about the future. Alfred also hated gym, because everything was a watered down version of the actual sport. And dodgeballs were a weird texture.
Yet here they were, packing up Lorenzo’s car, a white Fiat that he theoretically shared with his little brother. Alfred wasn't even sure Feliciano had a copy of the keys. But that didn’t matter, because Feli wasn’t invited. It was a bros-only, post graduation celebratory trip to New York, four years in the making. In the weeks leading up to graduation, Alfred spent every lunch period outlining his plan for their getaway. Lorenzo thought it was kind of stupid, as a self proclaimed go-with-the-flow sort of guy. Just a go with the flow sort of guy who plans his outfits a week in advance, Alfred thought to himself as he lifted his suitcase into the trunk.
“That’s everything,” He said to himself, then ran around the other side of the car to check if he was right. Blankets, cooler, airplane neck rest pillow thing, first aid kit…Okay, yeah, he had everything! “You ready, Lorenzo?”
“Mhm,” Lorenzo said from the front seat. He slouched, unbuckled, with his phone in hand. “Looking up the directions now.”
“Sick, dude,” Alfred said, and climbed into his seat. “We stopping by a gas station at all?”
“Mm-mm.” Lorenzo shook his head, “Filled her up last night.” He set his phone in the cupholder, and buckled his seatbelt. Alfred followed suit, strapping in. “Okay, let’s fuckin go.”
“You ready to see discount Italy?” Alfred asked. It was Lorenzo’s first time visiting New York. It was also Alfred’s, sort of. He’d been there for six hours one time at the airport, catching a plane to Vancouver. And the airport was technically in the city, so. Yeah, he’d been to New York!
“Yeah, yeah,” Lorenzo said, putting the car in drive. He leaned forward, peering over the steering wheel. He wasn't particularly short, he just liked to drive like that. “Honestly, if you’ve seen one you’ve seen ‘em all. It doesn’t compare, ya know?”
“Mm,” Alfred said, “I get that, but also you can’t not compare all the other discount Italies.”
“Oh, yeah, you can definitely compare those, and they all suck. No flavor, zero out of ten.” Lorenzo said.
“I don't know man, New York hits different. It definitely tastes like something.”
“Maybe you could lick the ground and find out,” Lorenzo mumbled.
“Mmm, only if you pay me,” Alfred stretched, straightening his legs as far as they would go. Maybe he should migrate to the back seat, where he could extend further.
“Pshh,” Lorenzo said, “No way, you’d ask for too much.”
“Okay, well, how much would you give me to lick the ground? And what ground am I licking?”
“Uh,” Lorenzo said, narrowing his eyes at the road. He was perched in an almost bird-like position, nose scrunched as he turned towards the highway. “Somewhere in Manhattan, and I’d give you twenty dollars.” Alfred felt his mouth dropping open, and a protest was already building in his throat when Lorenzo spoke up again. “Okay, I’d give you twenty and also pay for a drink- Anything you want!- To rinse your mouth out after.” Alfred closed his mouth, contemplating.
“Anything?”
“Yes, anything,” Lorenzo said, “Unless you want, like, one of those stupid fifty dollar Starbucks drinks.”
“But you said-”
“I am deciding the terms of this- this ground licking!” Lorenzo quipped, though he kept his eyes squinting at the road before him.
“But it’s my tongue that’s in danger,” Alfred said, “Would you really deny me a $50 Starbucks drink? For my tongue rehab?”
“Tongue rehab,” Lorenzo said, shaking his head, though there was humor in his voice.
“I mean, you suggested it, I was just- I was just putting a name to it,” Alfred said, “But yeah, it’s tongue rehab. What if there was pigeon shit on the ground?!”
“Oh, there absolutely has been,” Lorenzo said, “But anyway. I’ll give you twenty dollars and a reasonably priced drink of your choice for your efforts.”
“Awesome,” Alfred said, then sighed. “God, don't you ever just want to be a carrier pigeon?”
“No,” Lorenzo said.
“Imagine it,” Alfred said, dreamily. He threw his hands up, as if that illustrated his point. “Flying around as you pleased, but you have a mission-!”
“Ah yes, I always fantasize about being an airborne mailman.”
“But its so much more than that!” Alfred insisted. Carrier pigeons were such an instrumental piece of New York’s culture…
“Okay,” Lorenzo said, almost laughing. He pressed down on the gas pedal, despite the yellow light ahead of them.
“Bro, watch out for that yellow light,” Alfred said, gesturing.
“I am,” Lorenzo said, speeding up further, “Don't worry, dude, I know how to drive.”
“Okay, that might work on the girls at school, but- JESUS CHRIST-” Alfred’s hand flew up and grasped the little handle in the roof of the car. The light had turned red, but Lorenzo only pressed harder on the gas, despite another car almost ramming into his side.
“Bro, what the fuck!” Alfred gasped, clutching his chest, “The traffic lights are there for a reason-!”
“That’s just a suggestion,” Lorenzo said, “Calm down, you big baby.” Alfred swallowed, but didn't let go of the handle in the car’s roof. His heart was in his throat, but he could fix that- Alfred turned slightly, reaching into the back seat, and grabbed a Monster from the cooler.
“No the fuck it’s not,” Alfred said, “The lights are there for a reason, dude!”
“Okay,” Lorenzo joked, “Guess its a good thing we have seatbelts.” Alfred felt like he was supposed to argue with that, but seeing as it was sound and true, he couldn't.
“Shut up,” He muttered, and opened his monster.
“Fine, fine, I’ll obey your little traffic laws,” Lorenzo said. Alfred only shook his head. On the inside, he was giggling with excitement.
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thats all for now! i hope you enjoyed!
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#if youve hung around this blog for a while you'll know tht i used to draw a lot during class#and im trying to pay more attention because i would like to Not Fail and get Good Grades and whatnot#this may be a little rushed? idk its friendly banter between two people who are idiots when theyre together#like theyre smart separately but together they are Stewpid#hetalia#hws#hws romano#hws america#writing requests#my writing#hws fic#ceros posting
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((I forgot what I was doing blogwise and I think there’s something I have to do before the next item, so here’s mun’s attempt at drawing a smooch featuring @ask-lorenzo-vargas as a peace offering.))
#prumano#ask-lorenzo-vargas#hetalia prussia#hetalia romano#hws prussia#hws romano#aph romano#aph prussia#spicy italian#prussia said gay rights#live with it
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