#ask jesse

[jessepinwheel]

hello! i just started race condition, and detective obi wan kenobi is so cool and fun. i'm curious (and forgive me if this comes up later in the story, or in asynchronous circuit [which i will definitely be reading after this]) but if obi wan no longer speaks with a coruscanti accent, what does he sound like now? do you have a dialect or even a specific actor's voice that you imagine his narration with? again, loving the story!

I'm glad you're enjoying Race Condition! I personally never understand why people who haven't already read asynch start reading race con because surely the main appeal of race con is detective obi-wan which people who haven't read asynch aren't invested in. but if you're having fun, what the hell do I know.

anyways, detective obi-wan's normal accent is a mix of mid- to outer-rim because of all the time he's spent living out there. I don't imagine a specific real-life voice or dialect because it's space language anyways and it's not relevant or especially helpful for writing the story. sorry if that's a boring answer, but I really just don't do stuff like voice claims or face claims or playlists with my stories, I just write them

[zoe-oneesama]

Would any of the international characters (Fei, Aeon, Jessica etc.) have angels?

Okay, you inspired me to dust off my tablet. I don't see myself fitting them into the story proper, so for fun, here's Fei, Aeon, and Jess. Uh, keep in mind that I haven't watched either of these specials:

I hate LadyDragon's McDonald's Ass color scheme.

I deviated from the "sort of but not a school uniform" for Fei cuz I think she deserves some funky cool CLAMP fashion. she's too good for the boring jeans and tshirt they gave her, though if she's tight on money then it makes some sense.

In this AU, Aeon totally knows what she's doing with her naked and weird named angel. She's having a big laugh behind that vacant smile when people kick up a fuss. At least in tHIS universe, she's just a doll!

Originally I was gonna put her blue sun thing as a patch on the blazer but her hair covered it up, so it's moved to the cuff. My rule for translating most of the characters is Make the Hair Bigger lol thus the massive braid for Eagle. Spoiler Alert, but in the anime there are three angel characters that sprout angel wings and it's never?? explained how???? I guess we're supposed to accept it as another possible glitch, so I think Jess would feel real proud of unlocking it and making it her own with the eagle wings.

[14dayswithyou]

Give Redacted a kiss for me!!!

Do you have any dark/creepy headcanons for Redacted? I’m very curious ^^

✦゜ANSWERED: I know you asked for [REDACTED] specifically, but everything mentioned below could also apply to Ren as well ^^;

cw: mentions of gore, torture, (one line about) cannibalism, NSFW themes, and just general creepy behaviour

I'm sure most people already know about Ren's red room days, but for the newer folks: he used to livestream himself torturing his victims on the dark web. He would also harvest and sell their organs for extra cash.

His red room phase began after a group of upperclassmen started livestreaming themselves bullying people (Angel included) for attention online. If those teens wanted a taste of online fame that badly, Ren would be all too happy to give it to them — especially after he heard all the degrading things they said about Angel during their stream.

Ren has probably sniffed (licked???) Angel's underwear on multiple occasions lmao

He also keeps a bunch of their discarded cups, mugs, bottles, etc. — and on the days when he's feeling especially lonely — Ren likes to put his lips where Angel's would've been and treat it like it's an indirect kiss.

If Angel is fine with it, Ren would be more than willing to carve his name into their skin. He'd have to use an ample amount of his numbing cream though (typically reserved for when he gives himself tattoos and piercings), since he doesn't want them to be in any pain.

Similarly, he'd also be willing to carve their name into his skin as well — as many times as Angel would want. But he already has multiple tattoos of their name on his skin, so.... gksgsjj

I'm sure everyone already knows this, but Ren has an entire shrine dedicated to Angel. He keeps all his sentimental and stolen items there.

Ren genuinely has no empathy for anyone other than Angel, so if they were to ask him to murder his own mother (or his sister, his best friend, etc.) and bring back their heart, he'd do it with a smile on his face.

Because he has no empathy, Ren would probably enjoy watching snuff films like it's any other B-tier horror film. To him, it's just more research material on how he can get rid of his competition.

I've mentioned this in the past, but Ren has jacked off to the thought of Angel while in the library lol

I made a post back in 2022 that mentioned how Ren would willingly offer up any of his body parts to a cannibal!Angel, and I think the point still stands!!

He likes to put Angel's stolen laundry on his body pillow and rut into/hump it 😟

I once mentioned that Ren would slap a barcode sticker on his sledgehammer to make it look less... questionable whenever he carries it around in broad daylight — but alongside that, I think he'd also carry around some tools and an unopened can of paint to make it seem like he's just doing renovations. In reality, he'd probably force his victims to drink paint or gargle nails teehee

Builder AU except Ren mistook a body for plywood??? Why is he hammering so many nails into them?? Why is he feeding it into a wood chipper???

Builder AU except Ren gives Angel a different meaning to getting nailed and railed???????? Jackhammering???????? Getting screwed sideways????? KGJDSGNK It's 2AM I'm losing da plot now T_T I'll shut up

[beescake]

your art is p cool. itd be top comedy if your hand just happened to lose control and drew some pepsi cola sometime. ollies out

pepcols

[rugwurm]

akechi we need to cook

[sopuu]

oomf in law i need ur thoughts on mcsm but. cats cat world

is this a ploy to get me to draw mcsm warrior cats because i will absolutely fall for it

bonus gay cats <3 jesskas exists in every world bc i said so

[dipndotz]

idk sketch dump i simply cannot explain to u

[enden-agolor]

may I request a little sleepy Jesskas doodle?

(also please remember to take care of yourself! Don’t burn yourself out! Your a huge inspiration to me and others and you are appreciated!!!)

i mean sure. i GUESS i can do that 🙄

also thank you. i promise i pace myself properly and don't go through too much burn out. im so happy i can inspire you and others with the silly block guys : ]

[reality-detective]

Hmmm 🤔

[stealingpotatoes]

Time travel TL4J idea: what if they stumble upon bode before he broke bad?

I have faith in Cal acting natural, I do not have faith in BD

(commission info // kofi support!)

[kid0rchid]

Yes, this is currently my pfp on discord. Yes, my brother shared this with me.

[jessepinwheel]

wait a minute

is this where Tracer comes from asghoapusjzvhislvpiquenqe;griwhrnbq9defbida

no, but tracer does probably come from the same source that tracer bullet comes from, in that 'tracer' is a synonym for 'detective'. I didn't want to name his clonesona 'shadow' and a lot of other synonyms for detective like hawkshaw or shamus are very American-specific.

[kylejsugarman]

it’s kind that people call me a breaking bad understander but it’s not true. the only real breaking bad understander in the whole entire world is the person on here who made that post that’s like “if u asked jesse pinkman who his favorite musicians were, he’d say eminem and slim shady”

[14dayswithyou]

tell ren to turn his location on👉👈

I saw one of the posts of how ren does get jealous of pets being loved over him and alll that so now I have the thought of the one meme of ‘ah yes, me, my partner and their [enter normal pet size] foot [pet]’

I don’t have anything else, it did pop into my head though and I thought I’d share with the class.

⌞♥⌝ ItsNotVivy on Twitter actually made that exact meme with Ren a looong time ago!!

[shibearts]

doodle

[daily-grian]

embroidered grian based on this doodle

THIS IS SO COOL