#ask fletcher

[askfletch]

mr fletcher haiiii ^w^ i think you should go onto google dot com, go onto image search and type in "autism creature". look at it for a while. study it. analyse it. now tell me what you think

It looks like Neiman.

[askfletch]

I’ve always been partial to bunnies.

something something terence fletcher idk man.

[stealthetrees]

Story time!

Fox was having a shity day, and then he was having a great day.

The usual bullshit, politicians, riots, criminal activity, syndicates after his head. He hadn’t slept in 30 hours. He was out of fucks to give.

Palpatine knocked a pen off his desk and asked Fox to pick it up. Fox went blind with rage and shot him on the spot.

Corrie guards standing outside the room poke their heads in, and see what happened. They congratulate Fox and gently chide him for not giving them more advanced notice as they respectfully arrest him.

Fox is in prison for about 27 minutes while they fake his death via stabbing by inmates he had arrested previously. He gets the CT number and armor of an ARC captain and is sent back to work, as per protocol.

Fox decides that this is an excellent time to take a team and go take out the leader of the Black Sun syndicate because they’ve been a pain in the ass for a while now. So he loads up a slug thrower and goes to kill Maul.

Somehow, news of what happened got around rather quickly and many people came to the marshal commanders office demanding an explanation.

Thorn, newly promoted, was not having a good time.

“Fox has been arrested” he explained patiently “he’s dead now tho so don’t worry about it”

“What does our decommissioned batchmate have to do with this?” Cody and Wolffe demand “we’re here about Fletcher”

Thorn forgot about Fletcher.

Well, he didn’t forget. How could anyone forget Marshal Commander CC-1010 Fletcher- oh wait.

Thorn realizes he has Fucked Up. He does not offer further explanation. He just sits down in the shitty little chair behind the shitty little desk in the shitty little office full of generals and commanders staring at him suspiciously and Thorn banged his head on the desk. Maybe if he knocked himself out he wouldn’t have to deal with this.

The universe decides to mock him further. Fives and Dogma, who are supposed to be dead, stick their heads through the door and somehow miss the huge crowd of people.

“Fox just got back and he gave us Maul’s head before heading up to blackmail a senator after dealing with that riot, what do you want us to do with it?”

[dipperscavern]

can we maybe be cute for a second and think of cregan feeling his child kick for the first time... 😭 he would be the best father i just know it

as soon as i read father cregan…. the way my tongue rolled out of my mouth and i started thumping my foot on the floor like a looney toon in heat.

sigh. just being in the earlier trimesters, and the babe is starting to get active (half to your displeasure, half to your liking). you and cregan are winding down for the night, and you feel the babe start to kick again. just bringing cregans hand to rest on your belly, and him feeling your pup kick :(( fhats when a lot of it kicks in for him (no pun intended). glances up at you with such adoration in his eyes before bending to press a kiss to your belly (need to make him a father NOW)

[cantheykillmacbeth]

Could Phineas and Ferb kill Macbeth? I think it’s possible they qualify for a special exemption, due to the fact that they have a probability field around them that allows their plans to always come to fruition (As revealed in the Milo Murphy’s Law crossover episode)

(Bonus, Perry the Platypus definitely could because platypuses lay eggs)

I'm pretty sure the point of Phineas and Ferb's "Probability Field" is that it allows them to achieve the best possible outcome for their plans, not just that their plans automatically work, and I think that's a very important distinction here. Like, if Phineas and Ferb decided to speedrun Minecraft, for example, they could get the exact number of Ender Pearls that they would need from Piglin trades, but they wouldn't be able to just obtain End Portal Frames from them because that's fully impossible with the mechanics of the game.

There are many times in the show(s) where P&F are described to have done something "impossible," such as time travel, though in-universe, it's more likely that these feats were really just extremely statistically improbable. When it comes to Macbeth's prophecy, the implication is that it is entirely impossible for a man of woman born to kill Macbeth, not just statistically improbable.

So, since both of them are male and presumed to be naturally born of women, I'm inclined to say no, Phineas and Ferb from the eponymous Phineas and Ferb could not kill Macbeth.

(Perry could, but we've already covered him)

Thank you for your submission!

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[askfletch]

If Neiman looked this cute all the time maybe I wouldn’t yell at him.

LOOK WHO CAME IN THE MAIL TODAYYYYY🥹🥹 LITTLE ANDYYYY

I love him so muchhhhh hehhehehehe

[xcrywankx]

sorry I know it’s not a matching set I’ll do better next time

[saltydkdan]

if you had to become one phineas and ferb character for the rest of your life who would it be. you retain your memories and personality but everything else changes including your appearance, voice, skills, etc. also you can't kill yourself

This is the most psychotic question I have ever gotten in my asks and I will not dignify it with an answer

[danvillecheese]

wait wait im curious abt ur linda take ive always felt bsd for kinda thinking that

linda means well. i’m sure of it. but her not believing candace at all (minus a few episodes) and talking about candace behind her back, essentially saying she’s delusional and making everything up is fuuuuucked!!! she believes the boys when they tell her what they’re doing, albeit she assumes it’s child-sized as opposed to the actual scale they do things, but after all the times candace has tried to convince her wouldn’t she be at least a little bit like… maybe there’s some truth to this??

idk. it feels so unfair on candace’s part, like imagine your own mother not trusting you to tell the truth. that combined with being 15 would be literally the worst thing in the world. i hope candace gets a break in s5 holy shit

[askfletch]

Even this guy knows you’re a freak, Neiman.

the funniest thing about Whiplash is that it would be so easy to be like “yeah this 19 year old falls into a psychosexual relationship w/ his teacher because of daddy issues” but no the narrative goes out of the way to say “his relationship with his dad is normal and fine, he’s just a freak”

[askfletch]

Hear me out……what if the real Whiplash was the friends we made along the way 🤔🤔🤔

The real whiplash was my foot in your ass, kid.

[askperry]

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[gh0st-patr0l]

Wails mournfully in2 the night. I MISS AUSSIE OPENNNNN

[leedoobles]

:) may or may not be working on something @askperry

[thestarstoasun]

Me after Lee Fletcher or Michael Yew are mentioned in Will Solace angst/centric fics that I looked for

[stfrancisprayer]

DEXTER FLETCHER as🧍(front and back view), circa 2016