#ask fletcher

[askfletch]

mr fletcher haiiii ^w^ i think you should go onto google dot com, go onto image search and type in "autism creature". look at it for a while. study it. analyse it. now tell me what you think

It looks like Neiman.

[askfletch]

If Neiman looked this cute all the time maybe I wouldn’t yell at him.

LOOK WHO CAME IN THE MAIL TODAYYYYY🥹🥹 LITTLE ANDYYYY

I love him so muchhhhh hehhehehehe

[stealthetrees]

Story time!

Fox was having a shity day, and then he was having a great day.

The usual bullshit, politicians, riots, criminal activity, syndicates after his head. He hadn’t slept in 30 hours. He was out of fucks to give.

Palpatine knocked a pen off his desk and asked Fox to pick it up. Fox went blind with rage and shot him on the spot.

Corrie guards standing outside the room poke their heads in, and see what happened. They congratulate Fox and gently chide him for not giving them more advanced notice as they respectfully arrest him.

Fox is in prison for about 27 minutes while they fake his death via stabbing by inmates he had arrested previously. He gets the CT number and armor of an ARC captain and is sent back to work, as per protocol.

Fox decides that this is an excellent time to take a team and go take out the leader of the Black Sun syndicate because they’ve been a pain in the ass for a while now. So he loads up a slug thrower and goes to kill Maul.

Somehow, news of what happened got around rather quickly and many people came to the marshal commanders office demanding an explanation.

Thorn, newly promoted, was not having a good time.

“Fox has been arrested” he explained patiently “he’s dead now tho so don’t worry about it”

“What does our decommissioned batchmate have to do with this?” Cody and Wolffe demand “we’re here about Fletcher”

Thorn forgot about Fletcher.

Well, he didn’t forget. How could anyone forget Marshal Commander CC-1010 Fletcher- oh wait.

Thorn realizes he has Fucked Up. He does not offer further explanation. He just sits down in the shitty little chair behind the shitty little desk in the shitty little office full of generals and commanders staring at him suspiciously and Thorn banged his head on the desk. Maybe if he knocked himself out he wouldn’t have to deal with this.

The universe decides to mock him further. Fives and Dogma, who are supposed to be dead, stick their heads through the door and somehow miss the huge crowd of people.

“Fox just got back and he gave us Maul’s head before heading up to blackmail a senator after dealing with that riot, what do you want us to do with it?”

[dipperscavern]

can we maybe be cute for a second and think of cregan feeling his child kick for the first time... 😭 he would be the best father i just know it

as soon as i read father cregan…. the way my tongue rolled out of my mouth and i started thumping my foot on the floor like a looney toon in heat.

sigh. just being in the earlier trimesters, and the babe is starting to get active (half to your displeasure, half to your liking). you and cregan are winding down for the night, and you feel the babe start to kick again. just bringing cregans hand to rest on your belly, and him feeling your pup kick :(( fhats when a lot of it kicks in for him (no pun intended). glances up at you with such adoration in his eyes before bending to press a kiss to your belly (need to make him a father NOW)

[cantheykillmacbeth]

Could Phineas and Ferb kill Macbeth? I think it’s possible they qualify for a special exemption, due to the fact that they have a probability field around them that allows their plans to always come to fruition (As revealed in the Milo Murphy’s Law crossover episode)

(Bonus, Perry the Platypus definitely could because platypuses lay eggs)

I'm pretty sure the point of Phineas and Ferb's "Probability Field" is that it allows them to achieve the best possible outcome for their plans, not just that their plans automatically work, and I think that's a very important distinction here. Like, if Phineas and Ferb decided to speedrun Minecraft, for example, they could get the exact number of Ender Pearls that they would need from Piglin trades, but they wouldn't be able to just obtain End Portal Frames from them because that's fully impossible with the mechanics of the game.

There are many times in the show(s) where P&F are described to have done something "impossible," such as time travel, though in-universe, it's more likely that these feats were really just extremely statistically improbable. When it comes to Macbeth's prophecy, the implication is that it is entirely impossible for a man of woman born to kill Macbeth, not just statistically improbable.

So, since both of them are male and presumed to be naturally born of women, I'm inclined to say no, Phineas and Ferb from the eponymous Phineas and Ferb could not kill Macbeth.

(Perry could, but we've already covered him)

Thank you for your submission!

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[askfletch]

Even this guy knows you’re a freak, Neiman.

the funniest thing about Whiplash is that it would be so easy to be like “yeah this 19 year old falls into a psychosexual relationship w/ his teacher because of daddy issues” but no the narrative goes out of the way to say “his relationship with his dad is normal and fine, he’s just a freak”

[saltydkdan]

if you had to become one phineas and ferb character for the rest of your life who would it be. you retain your memories and personality but everything else changes including your appearance, voice, skills, etc. also you can't kill yourself

This is the most psychotic question I have ever gotten in my asks and I will not dignify it with an answer

[leedoobles]

:) may or may not be working on something @askperry

[gh0st-patr0l]

Wails mournfully in2 the night. I MISS AUSSIE OPENNNNN

[askfletch]

👻 ooga booga…

[askperry]

Ask Box Open

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[feelingthemode]

I feel dumb because i recently noticed ferb british accent

Say sorry to him

[disenchantedif]

happy valentines day, dakota! 💖

not sure if this ones been asked yet, but the ro’s reactions to getting flowers, maybe?

hope you have a good day! :)

Viktor: Blushes a lot but puts them in a very prominent place in his dorm where everyone can see them. He’s used to getting flowers because his mom gets them for everyone for any possible occasion.

Theo: Makes such a huge deal about it. They kiss you, send a pic of the flowers to their family group chat, leaves them out as long as they possibly can. The flowers are, like, fully wilted before they’ll pitch them.

Charlie: Gushes over the flowers and tells you all the different meanings. Later, after you’re gone, they’ll call their moms and give the whole story. They’re the one who would learn how to dry flowers to keep a few blooms as a keepsake.

Luci: Probably almost cries the first time you give them flowers after all the Unchosen business. Their parents were never affectionate, even with gifts, so that kind of thoughtfulness is foreign to them. From MC, it means even more and kind of takes their breath away.

Cameron: They fully cry because their mom loved flowers and always had a fresh vase on the kitchen table. They display the flowers you give them in the kitchen just like she would’ve, and perhaps ask for an extra long cuddle at the end of the day.

Amri: They’ve gotten you flowers quite a few times by this point, most likely, but they’re incredibly touched that you return the sentiment. They’re used to doing the chasing and doting in their relationships so being the partner who is just appreciated for once is something they truly cherish.

Penny: Being a siren, she’s never gotten flowers before. She’s absolutely enthralled by them and spends quite a lot of time just staring at all the unique blooms. She’s rather taken with florals for awhile after this and makes quite a few dresses with floral fabric.

Harlow: They put on an indifferent front, but you could swear you see their lips tremble. They find a pretty vase, something vintage their grandmother had in her closet, and set the colorful blooms on their fireplace. You catch them looking at the flowers with fondness in their eyes more than once.

Avery: It’s been years since they trusted anyone with their heart, so the flowers are a novelty that make them quite emotional. They press a few in books to preserve them as a reminder.

Wraith: They don’t really get the meaning at first. They can’t remember much from their time as a human, but they know the flowers are somehow significant. As they brush their semi-incorporeal fingers over the petals, they cry pearlescent tears. They just wish they could take you into their arms, but they know that’s impossible.

Elis: They scoff at the mortal tradition, acting throughly disgusted by the flowers. However, when you walk in later and find them curled up in a chair in their reading corner, the flowers have been put in a vase sat on their side table.

Mor: Never in their entire immortal life did they ever think they would get flowers. They’re completely overjoyed with you, though, as they’ve always loved the concept of giving these short lived, delicate blooms to signify your love. Such short lives, yet flowers bring such joy.

[writergeekrhw]

Rewatching DS9 with a park, he’s never seen it before. We are watching In The Hands of the Profits. Winn was such a wonderfully horrible character and my friend already hated her two scenes in. Had you and the other writers sketch her personality in, or did you come up with her horrible personality yourself? One of my favourite characters to hate on tv. Deliciously awful.

I pretty much came up with how Winn speaks and acts. I based her on one of the more horrible nuns that taught at my grammar school crossed with a friend's fanatical Fundamentalist Christian mom. They were both terrible, judgmental people who talked oh so sweetly.

But the truth is, I wanted someone outwardly sweet as pie to play her. My ideal casting was Sandy Duncan. Someone you couldn't imagine as evil, so it would take listening to her words and paying attention to her actions to realize how vile she actually was.

And then Ira and Michael decided to cast Louise, who was one of the nicest, classiest women around but was also someone who could just radiate evil for a performance when she wanted to. So while she wasn't my original idea, obviously she was spectacular and added another whole level of bad to the character.

It was a match made in the Fire Caves!

[askfletch]

Surprisingly, I like this.

Can you draw fletcher as a puppy 🥺🥺🥺

I drew this on my computer because my iPad was running out of storage that’s why it’s so bad 👎

If you meant like a genuine puppy then I’m sorry I can’t draw animals ;(

He’s supposed to be a German shepherd in this btw. I was debating on making him a pitbull and Doberman but I’m still learning how to draw on pc

[sweettoothvn]