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What do you MEAN iocane isn't real
This is unfair
- Ellie
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write unpublishable things. it's good for you.
#writeblr#from ellie#writing advice#if you have a friend who likes to write ask them to rp with u#write poems so specific no one knows what you mean#write a book longer than war and peace#write a 900k word thriller or a 40k romance or a 200k comedy#you need to do things no one is asking for#so you know it's for you to its core
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‘ come to join the party? ’ ~ Klaus
"Actually I've come to end it." Ellie retorted, a sharpness that was unusual tainting her raspy sweet tone. Her green eyes were piercing as she stormed through the room, moving past the dead bodies that already littered upon the ground. The smell of fresh blood pooled her vampire senses, but a vision prior to the event had allowed Ellie to prepare herself for such an overwhelming temptation (had she not - she didn't want to think how hungry she'd be right now). "You need to stop this - now, Klaus - before it goes too far."
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I just read protector (amazing work by the way felt all kinds of things...oh mama♥︎) and as I reached the part where it said "leaving the hotel parking lot at 3:46 am" I was like "hmmm let's check the time too, I haven't looked at it in a while" and I swear to you, it read 2:46am! I got chills and a little freaked out ngl, never had that good timing with a fic before
Ahhhh I love when that happens!! Literally the other night I was reading a fic where the reader was in pink pajamas and I was like “I��m in pink pajamas!” also thanks for reading! It means so so much!!
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i wanna ride ellie’s little nose :((
hearing her soft whimpers as I fuck her nose up
note: alright, since this little post i made sparked up some conversation, i will tap some actual content out of it! mdni. college au. loser!ellie. join the discord! | kofi


𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬: 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐞

ellie isn't so practiced to being in this position; her heart is fucking pounding. not a lithe beat, or a pitter-pattering across the flesh—you can feel it through your thighs curled around her arms. you can see it in her blown eyes, trembling, and thickened with those pupils staring up at you. the indents of her fingertips sharpening into your legs, tattooed wrist constricted—restless. she hates this little interlude you subject her to. you're fondling her fragile trigger when you're sat a mere inch above her pretty lips, wet and glistening; who could blame her for getting so riled up?
impatience drags her fingers over your ass. it gets gripped gently. “thought you weren't being serious,” she states through a laugh—a breathless one. “but, i should know better, right?” her laughs hit that damned sweet spot in you that gets you going.
you tug a couple more out with a tip-tap on that precious nose. “mhm.” and then, those fingers end their frolic in her hair, forming a firm grip. it tugs a different sound out of her. a captured whimper. she is starving, and cannot mouth an actual word to soothe or substantiate it. ellie—two steps ahead of her motions—is already thinking about her lips on your cunt.
you position your slit on her available tongue, and she moans like she met heaven. a long, loose-lipped moan of satisfaction. something of a curving, “mmhhh..” and a brow-pull to go along with it; your scent, taste, and pushing of her face into your grinding hips hit all the right wires. now, she cannot let go. you shift your hip one route, and she follows with hungered licks. groping her breasts, you encourage that wanton behaviour.
“good fuckin girl, el.”
she gives your ass a delicate slap in admission. subconscious admission.
all that movement creates a cathedral of pornographics sounds. ellie, whoring her face out for you, lets nothing go to waste past her chin. she bobs her head, attempting to steal more laps of you, but ends up with the head of her nose prodding your clit each time. it sends a coiling through your pelvis, agreements up your throat, “fuck—such a pretty little nose your parents gave you..” and gives you the idea to continue. “you like it when i fuck it, huh?” fucking the tip of it, until it folds up and pre-cum begins to line it. inside, outside. it's perfect position is a practical beg for you to spread your legs and sit on it. ride it like she doesn't know what she's doing (which—contrary to what bigots in her college circulate online—she knows how to fuckin' eat pussy; don't get her wrong.) she knows now—she won't be able to rid it from her mind for weeks; the poor girl has to dangle from memories considering how little she sees you. what, with astrophysics and all? it's pitiful enough watching her touch herself to it—touch herself to the feeling of eating you out.
you chew your resting lip and almost draw blood noticing: the bulge of a free hand in her jeans, gentle touching below the seam. then, on it comes. the repeated whining—moaning like she's the one getting fucked. all it takes is for you to tilt her head, tug her eyes out from under you—and it blows out. the sight of her red, fucked-out, rubbed-against and wet face makes you cum.
how could it not?
“that was.. actually pretty hot,” ellie would blurt, after it had happened. after she had tugged herself enough to cum. regardless, she still had a couple laughs left in her system, and urged against her ribs to get them out while the patron of her affection was still in her presence—still on her doorstep. she would rather you be more than just a hookup. “i'm so fuckin' stupid about you, it's a little embarassing.” the door frame quietly settled with her leaning on it. “uh, you free tomorrow?”

#♱ | “asks.”#♱ | “footnotes.”#ellie williams#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams smut#ellie williams blurb#ellie williams headcanons#ellie tlou#lesbian#sapphic#ellie x reader#ellie williams x fem!reader#ellie williams fic#ellie williams fanfic#ellie williams fanfiction#ellie williams tlou#ellie x you#ellie williams x you#ellie williams x y/n#ellie williams the last of us#ellie williams x fem reader#ellie williams x female reader#loser!ellie#collegestudent!ellie
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Hood went to a meeting with his gang while he had the twins, and the Dannies wearing little baby masks
Dan was dealing with a ghost issue so Jason took the babies with him but not before getting little masks for their faces and as many weapons as he could fit on his person while carrying them.
His gang knows he's a father and it's very adorable and it's kinda helping with his street cred from the whole heads in a duffel bag incident. Lol
Idk what else I could imagine for this AU to happen or like the timeline if anyone wants me to draw any ideas for it, your gladly welcome
Tho I've been thinking of doing a different au where Jason never revealed his identity to the Bats and romancing a Danny Phantom character...
#digital drawing#digital illustration#digital painting#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#danny phantom#dc jason todd#dandad au#dan phantom x jason todd#dan phantom#baby danny#baby ellie#the can ask questions or make suggestions!#red hood#dc characters#dc red hood#any suggestions?
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Young Justice's Luck Strikes Again
Batman sighs deeply and rubs a temple.
It was meant to be a simple space mission, nothing to big. Just a quick check and report back.
Only problem is the ones he would normally assign this to are all dealing with other things so he had to ask... Someone else...
Like...
The ones that were once Young Justice.
Look, they were the only only ones with a spaceship (How? He still had no idea, Tim keeps saying 'What happens in YJ, stays in YJ') that could go far out without problems, and even though he knew putting the old YJ team together might be a bad idea, he trusted them especially Red Robin to be just a bit more professional at least. Since they were no longer teens but young adults now.
And again it was meant to just be a quick mission.
Nothing big.
So...
So why was Young Justice currently wrangling two floating black haired toddlers, one with blue eyes while the other one had red, and a black haired baby.
Turns out they found these children floating in space on their way back from their mission, cryo sleeping in a ice block huddled and cuddled together around a well loved teddybear with a teal headband on its head.
Or they were sleeping in cryo sleep until Superboy brought the ice block in and the thing melted allowing the children to wake up.
Batman could feel a headache coming on when he noticed just how... attached Young Justice was becoming to the children as well and knew it would be a miracle if he could get them to separate from the children.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#de aged danny#de aged ellie#de aged dani#de aged dan#Bruce can already tell he isn't going to get YJ to leave the kids#he can see it#Dan has attached himself to Bart#he can sense the time powers around the speedster and because he's out of his own time too it works#Dani or Ellie is with Cassie. Cassie wants to teach her everything and become awesome. Which she will.#Danny is being held by Tim and Conner and talking their ears off and asking all the toddler questions about space and stuff#YJ says 'these babies are ours now'#The Fenton/Phantoms 'these people are ours now'#how and why they got deaged I leave open ended#YJ luck strikes again
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ellie hitting it from the back and you're just completely in subspace, taking everything's she's giving you completely blissed out and brainless:))
nsfw! — ˗ˋ ୨୧ ˊ˗ —
omg the way she’d be fucking you so good you’d only be able to see stars. you’ll actually be drooling and brain dead like a cock drunk dummy lmao. her hand on the back of your neck keeping you steady while she hits your weak spot over and over and over again. you’ve forgotten what it’s like to not have her stuffing your walls. other hand gripping the plump flesh of your ass so hard you’re sure that it’ll leave a bruise. the kind you look at in the mirror that sends memories rushing to your stomach.
speaking of stomachs, she’s fucking you so deep you’re positive she’s blending your guts. turning you into a pleasure smoothie. and you feel like fucking jello because it’s all too much. you’re so gone you can’t even hear her talking to you. “you’re taking me so well. you can barely respond. fuck, can you hear that? you’re so fucking wet for me.”
and then she slows down. slow, hard thrusts. one after the next making you grip the sheets and stuff your face into the mattress. all while’s she’s got the stupidest smirk on her face. (probably thinking about how next time she’s gonna fuck you in front of a mirror and make you watch yourself become her cock slut.)
#erm actually#omg who wrote this#me lol#bunnie can speak? ☆#ellie williams#・❥・ bun’s sweet ellie#ellie williams x reader#bun’s asks ꕤ#bun’s anons ˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐#ellie williams headcanons#ellie williams imagine#ellie williams smut#ellie williams drabble#ellie williams fanfiction#sapphic writing#wlw imagine#— ˗ˋ ୨୧ ˊ˗ —
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I should try that iocane trick from that one movie some time
- Ellie
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Needy ellie williams x even needier reader smut
ellie was needy, sure. but you on the other hand? you were even needier. her hand was slotted between your legs, deft fingers working over your clit.
you let out a whine, burring your heading into her neck— lingering of cologne. she whispers into your ear softly.
“‘s alright, i got you— takin’ it so well for me.”
“please don’t stop els.”
leaning your head back, ellie sees it as an opportunity to press kisses into your neck, marking it in the process.
your hips buck into her fingers, giving your clit the perfect pressure it needed for you to cum.
with her name on your lips, you let go gently, gripping her arm.
ellie was needy, but you were far needier— that isn’t something she’d change, ever.

a/n: wrote this while listening to von dutch and now i’m considering a brat theme.

#🎬 — works.#📞 — asks.#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams#lesbian#ellie williams x you#ellie williams tlou2#ellie williams x reader smut#ellie williams x female reader#ellie tlou2#tlou ellie williams#ellie williams tlou#ellie williams smut#ellie x fem reader#ellie x reader#ellie the last of us#ellie willams x reader#sub!ellie
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‘ i thought we could sit out here and talk. ’ ~ Elena
Ellie perked up at Elena's words. For a psychic it seemed that there was still some times she was taken by surprise. She'd sat out onto the swinging seat outside the front porch of the Gilbert house to clear her head, but certainly appreciated the company of the girl. After all, despite her physical resemblance to a certain vampire who had been responsible for ruining Ellie's family, Elena was much more pleasant than her ancestor.
"Oo, are we having girl bonding time? No boys allowed?" Ellie squealed, dimple grin splitting ear to ear as she scooched to the edge of the swinging seat: one leg hanging over to hold it in place and allow her friend to sit. She patted eagerly on the available seat, her green eyes flashing with cheekiness, "Stef might be jealous though. He used to let me do his hair in pigtails when we were younger during girl time back then, you know."
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Just discovered your Worm off the String au. How does Dani come into being in this version? Manufacturing defect (non-derogatory) from the worm-on-a-string factory? Vlad collecting discarded fuzz from Danny?
Vlad, being the creep he is, stole shed fur over the course of a few months to make Danielle. However, he does not work in a worm-making factory nor does he know what he's doing or have the proper supplies for worm-making.
So Danielle happens! Unfortunately for her, she does not have a factory-issued string, her string is weak and prone to fraying. Which may potentially result in breaking. (like destabilization)
P1, P2
Masterpost
#danny phantom#beastyart#art#comic#DannyPhantomWormAU#I am foaming at the mouth in excitement at having gotten an ask about something I made#danny phantom dani#danny phantom ellie#danny phantom danielle
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on my knees begging for dealer! ellie! 💋
being your dealers favourite <3

pairing: ellie williams x fem reader
mdni, smut, car sex, fingering(r!recieving, drug use(e!&r!), squirting, fluff, fwb to something.
a/n: aaahhh i’m sorry this took forever omg not very demure not very mindful at all but boy oh boy do i love me some dealer ellie 🫦
ellie is not the type to give handouts or “hook people up” she’s hard up for money and if you don’t have it, there’s the door. no exceptions. period.
except…. she is. for you anyway. she can’t even remember how much you owe her now. always giving in to your excuses. falling for your stupid puppy dog eyes and that pout you gave her.
“ellss can i come over?” ┃
els🔌┃“you still owe you know.”
“pleaseeee? i’m broke and having a hard week :(“┃
els🔌┃“when are you not having a hard week ?”
“how do you think I feel??.” ┃
els🔌┃“i’m home. don’t keep me waiting.”
she had tried to be strong. she really had. but when she first saw you she became all awkward and nervous seeing a pretty girl show up at her asking for weed. the more you came over the sweeter she became on you. letting you share her blunt and not asking for money, to meeting you wherever to give you what you asked for.
it was annoying how everytime she saw your notification pop up on her phone she answered straight away, even if she knew you had no money to give her, how when she knew you were coming she would straighten out her dirty apartment and try to make it somewhat clean and when meeting you somewhere would try and make herself a bit more presentable and clean the trash out of her car. not that you minded in the slightest. her gaze always wandering to your exposed cleavage or your exposed thighs in those little shorts while you were yapping about whatever while stoned on her couch.
she would always tell herself, no more. she has to pay this time. and always end up giving it to you every. single. time. and then one night you had hooked up. you were at hers getting your usual handout and spending a little more time with her because you actually enjoyed her company. she enjoyed yours too, you were actually fun to be around and good company. you stayed over at hers, ellie let you sleep in her bed, must have been the weed or how you looked that night because ellie ended up knuckles deep in you whispering praise in your ear as her thumb rubbed your clit. “yeah.. that’s it baby… there ya go.. cum on my fingers baby.” you two never brought it up again, only brushing it off as a casual thing and you two were inebriated so it didn’t mean anything. not like ellie didn’t think about it every night and touch her clit and finger fuck herself thinking about your moans and taste. she tried so hard to be firm on you but she just couldn’t. not after that.
also that one night you texted her at 3am.
“elss? are you holding?i’m on my period and i’m broke and in pain i just wanna get high:(”┃
els🔌┃ “aww you poor thing.”
“plsss??:((“┃
ellliieeee????┃
els🔌┃“i’m on my way princess. say thankyou.”
“thankyou so much els ur the best<33”┃
she never drops off unless the price is right. but you’re the exception. and when she showed up to your house not only with the weed but with some snacks and chocolate for you, claiming it was for when you get the “munchies” but really she knew how being on your period sucked and especially while sober, she would lying to herself if she said she wouldn’t have given it to you anyway. she practically invited herself in and insists on keeping you company and rolling a joint for the two of you, trying to act as if it was so you wouldn’t have all the weed to yourself. which was bullshit. she couldn’t stand the thought of you lonely and in pain during that awful time of month. hell. she hated it too.
that night she had grabbed some blankets and cushions and laid the weed and snacks she brought out making sure you were comfy and made you hot tea and put on a movie you both liked and let you cuddle up to her after you both passed the joint back and forth, she had stayed over and rubbed your back until you fell asleep in her arms when the weed had done it’s job.
she was weak for you. you had her. and you both knew it. after a few days on cue came your text.
“hiiii <3 can i come thru?”┃
els🔌┃“i’m out rn. i’ll pick you up.”
“kay <3” ┃
you put your slippers on and threw on a jacket, waiting around until not even five minutes later her “here.” text made you jump up and head outside, sure enough her car was parked on the road with the headlights on. you walk over to her car the butterflies in your tummy getting more intense the closer you got. as soon as you open the passenger door the smell of weed hits you as well as the musky but clean scent of ellies cologne. a smell you had grown to love. “heyy.” you smiled as you hopped in after ellie had been frantically cleaning off the junk off the seat.
“hey princess. sorry bout the mess. hop in.” “ellie you know i don’t care. my car is worse.” you giggle as you shut the door.
ellie chuckled and started the car then pulled off the curb onto the road, her tatted arm on the steering wheel while her other arm was rested on her knee, the tattoo visible with her hoodie sleeve rolled up slightly as she gripped the steering wheel. you couldn’t not stare. you both chatted as she drove down the quiet road, barely any cars as it was past 3am. you loved night drives with her, mainly because you knew it always ended in hotboxing her car but she was just genuinely good company and made you laugh. and wet.
ellie parked up in an empty lot and pulled out a pre-rolled joint out of her pocket holding it out to you. “wanna do the honours?” “you’re so sweet.” you half teased and pulled out your lighter and lit the blunt inhaling it into your lungs and then exhaling, you had gotten good at not coughing.
ellie watched you, her eyes darkening as she watched how your lips wrapped around the joint and how your head leaned back as the cloud of smoke floated above your head as you blew it out. “show off.” ellies voice was slightly hoarse as her shaky had took the blunt off you and inhaled it herself.
“or maybe i’m just better at it.” you retorted, earning a scoff from ellie as she exhaled. “you wish.”
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as you were both chatting back and forth, it didn’t last long before ellie’s hand found it’s way into your panties, at first you just giggled and kept talking, until her fingers circled your clit and your words were cut off, “els..?”
“what? just playing with my favourite customer, that okay with you baby?” your breath catches in your throat and you quickly nod. a little embarrassed how fast you gave in. “yeah..” you lean back against the car seat spreading your legs further, ellie watches both you and her fingers as she circled your clit gathering your wetness. “fuck ellie…” you groan as she rubs you with the perfect amount of pressure and speed. wet noises filled the car, you were already wet from the weed, her voice and being in such close proximity with her but now you couldn’t stop leaking all over her fingers. your voice breathy and needy. “that feel good baby?” she cooed as she went faster, you nodded quickly in response, “need more els.. please.” you whine, the stimulation good but not enough “let’s get these off huh? wanna see you sweet girl.” you didn’t hesitate and rose your hips up sliding your shorts and panties off kicking them aside not giving it a second thought, ellie exhaled as you spread your legs on the seat “atta girl.”
you whimpered. “i got you baby.” she entered two fingers into you, knowing from your previous encounter you could handle it, especially with how soaked you were, a strained groan escaping her at your sounds. ellie’s eyes glanced between your face and her fingers as she slid them in and out of your slick pussy. “such a pretty fuckin pussy..” ellie murmured, you looked at her, your eyes pouty and unfocused, both from the weed and ellie’s ministrations. ellie melted and immediately leaned in to kiss you. her free hand tangled up in your hair as she tilted her head to the side allowing you to deepen the kiss, sliding her tongue into your mouth, the car was filled with filthy wet sounds and little groans and whimpers from the two of you. rain tapping on the roof of the car and windows as the heavy breathing from you and ellie fogged up the car windows.
ellie pulled away to kiss down your neck, rough and messily leaving dark marks on all over you, your hands were all over her in return, gripping the fabric of her hoodie, smelling the musky but sweet scent she carried. “god ellie..” you whispered, ellie didn’t skip a beat even as she focused on marking you up. her hand still working between your legs, drawing the cutest moans from you. “so fuckin wet… gonna leave a mess on my seat princess.”
she curled her fingers hitting the perfect spot, your back arched and higher pitched moans came from you, ellie’s palm hit your clit as she sped up, now with a purpose to make you all over her fingers. “taking my fingers so good princess… so perfect.” you couldn’t talk now, your hands gripping her shoulder as you clenched around her fingers. “ellie…ellie!”
“yeah yeah baby i know i know. c’mon princess cum on my fingers.”
you squirmed in the seat as your pussy clenched hard around ellie’s fingers as she continued to fuck you through your orgasm, fluid squirting from you each time her fingers moved out of you, spilling all over her car seat your cries and loud groans were music to her ears, you could barely hear her praising and talking you through it, not letting up until she got it all out of you. as your moans died down she slowed until pulling her soaked fingers from you. “atta girl.. shit. you made a fuckin mess huh?” she flicked some of your fluids off and sucked your mess off her fingers, your heart jumping at the sight.
you glanced down at yourself, seeing that little puddle you left on her car seat, immediately covering your face. “fuck you.” ellie laughed, patting your thigh. “hey, don’t be embarrassed. that was fuckin hot.” you uncovered your face and gave a small laugh glancing back at her. both of you seeing the state of each other. “holy shit..” you expressed, fixing yourself and reaching for your shorts and pulling them on, ellie watched with amusement. “yeah.. you good babe?”
you nodded, “way better than.” ellie chuckled and glanced out the window tapping the seat under her before looking back at you starting the engine again. “you wanna grab something to eat?” “aw you’re so sweet, i thought you were supposed to buy me dinner before fucking me?” you teased, pulling you belt on. “ah shit. you’re right. i did this wrong.” ellie said, scoffing. “don’t worry. i’ll do it right next time.” ellie chuckled pulling off the curb.
you rolled your eyes half heartedly but your heart skipped a beat at her words. “next time?” ellie glanced at you as she drove. “yeah.. if you wanna keep doing this.” you smiled, admiring her side profile and her relaxed expression. “yeah of course.” ellie’s hand came to rest on your thigh. “good.”
the rest of the night you two grab food and park up in her car and smoke some more, then go back to hers and snuggle and watch stupid movies stoned and fall asleep together on her couch.
#lias asks ۫ ✧ 🌺 ⊹ 𓈒 ⋆#✿ – 🌺 ⊹˚˖ lias works !#ellie williams x reader#ellie x reader#ellie williams x fem!reader#ellie williams imagine#tlou ellie#tlou ellie williams#ellie williams x you#ellie williams smut#ellie smut#tlou ellie x reader#dealer!ellie#the last of us#tlou 2#ellie fanfic#elliewilliams#lesbian#wlw
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HALT! Americans seeking to confidently and wrongly explain other countries' politics, and Canadians who failed 6th grade social studies:
Since I've just seen this for like the 20th time today, let's go over real quick some hot topics about the Canadian political system.
Did Prime Minister Trudeau "use the tariffs" as a power-grab to hold onto his seat? No, he did not. PM Trudeau resigned his seat and then agreed to stay on until the Liberal Party of Canada chose a new leader. He abided by the timeline he set, and did not stay a second longer than would have been expected of him under due Canadian process. He is now fini.
Did the New Democratic Party and the Conservative Party initiate a government shutdown? No. The Governor General initiated Parliament being prorogued (which they usually do under the advice of the sitting PM) - which is not remotely the same thing as a USA government shutdown. "Proroguing" parliament is basically hitting a big ol' pause/reset button on any legislative and funding decisions in progress. Everything else in the government continues on as normal. Whether a given Canadian agrees with the current rationale or not, the fact is that Canadian governments do this all the time. The NDP and Conservatives pledged to a future no-confidence vote, which does unseat the current PM - but this is still not the same thing as a government shutdown, and now the situation may change as the PM went ahead and beat them to it by resigning on his own.
Mark Carney is, as of Sunday, Canada's new PM-Designate. Was he (GASP) unelected?! Is this undemocratic?! This one's for the gajillion Americans I've seen spouting this garbage all over social media. Jesus christ no this is not how Canadian democracy works. If you see other Americans saying this, smack them upside the head for me, please and thank-you. Canadians do not elect the individual Prime Minister. In a federal election, you rock up to the booth and are given a ballot listing the MPs (Members of Parliament) for your riding (electoral district) - the idea being that you're voting for a local person who will then go forth and represent your riding's interests in Parliament. Your vote for an MP is also a vote for the political party they are attached to, unless they are an independent. The Prime Minister is elected by the party. Justin Trudeau stepped down as PM, so it is the responsibility of the LPC to elect his successor, and they chose Mark Carney, who won against several other LPC candidates running. No doubt Carney will trigger a general election soon, and the Canadian populace will have the chance to decide whether they like the LPC with Carney at the head any better than they liked the LPC with Trudeau at the head. 4. Are you saying all of this because you're a Liberal Party apologist/Trudeau defender/Carney fan?! No. The Liberal Party of Canada are a bunch of fucking ghouls and it shrivels my very soul that the federal NDP have fucked up every hand they've been dealt since 2015; so our viable choices are "party of fucking ghouls who have been sitting around in a dark room jerking each other's withered tallywhackers for the past century" or "Party who are very open about the fact that they are going to turn around, drop their pants, and sell the whole country to the USA for 50¢ the literal second they're elected." You can hate Canadian politicians or Canada as a country all you like. That said, holy shit, can we not confidently mislabel other countries' politics as 'undemocratic.' It is really, really, CRUCIALLY, FUCKING VITALLY important right now not to accidentally fall ass-first into the American government's strategy of "trying to make Canada look like an undemocratic backwater in need of 'saving'" because that is how the American government sets the stage for invasions of other countries. Please. Do better.
#canada#cdnpoli#politics#trade war#If you have any questions about cdnpoli I'm happy to answer em. drop me an ask!#Just don't...Americansplain Canadian politics to other Americans#OR TO ACTUAL CANADIANS. WHICH HAS HAPPENED TO ME MANY TIMES RECENTLY. GOOD GOD.#I have seen wrong wrong wrong bullshit that shows a fundamental misunderstanding of Canadian politics#coming from people who present themselves as political 'experts' and are very well spoken. So please do not blindly trust American sources#point to Canadian sources when possible#Thank you et merci!!#elly talks politics
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do you think Ellie would be more a strap, tribbing, or fingering girlie?
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abby version. dina version. SMUTTY, BRAIN MELTING YAP AHEAD: TRIB TRIB TRIB. hands down. okay i mean, all of em have their perks. she likes the convenience of fingering, the way she's able to be discreet with it perchance. she likes strap because it's able to reach spots inside of you no one even knew existed before...fabled clusters of nerves that make your mind go blank as she hits them repeatedly. but tribbing?? oh girl. she loves everything about it. she loves the mutual pleasure it brings—not that she minds being on either end!—she loves the wetness of it all, if we were to get vulgar. but back to mutual pleasure for a sec, i feel like she'd just revel in the sort of domino effect it has. lemme elaborate. you're getting closer to the peak, which eggs her on to get closer to her own peak, because of the motions she's doing for herself (frantic, irregular humps and bounces on top, bucks of her hips upwards if on bottom...), the way you're reacting (whining and moaning as she fucks your brain to mush, or making her brain turn to mush), and most importantly the fact she can feel it all in real time. every twitch, throb, squirt, clench, yeah she feels it righttt where she needs. then it all tumbles in a domino, or snowball effect. positive feedback loop for the bio gals...just more and more and more and more, you get the idea. also wanna add: whatever the activity of choice was, she'd wanna clean you up properly afterwards, with her mouth of course. slurping and sucking to her heart's content, like a starved woman. like you were her death row meal. more for her own pleasure than yours let's be real...DAMN. went on a tangent lol BUT TRIB IS HER CHOICE METHINKS LMFAO.
#appreciate the pondering brainrot thought opportunity nonnie😤#ngl wanna start a new tag of these “ask brainrot thought” things bc it isnt a drabble but just an idea...ill think of one#☆ anons → 🦈#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams smut#ellie smut#ellie x reader#ellie williams x reader smut#𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬.#𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬.
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Hmmmmmmmm
Again I am in a deaged Dani and Dan kick but lets mix in the idea of Danny being forced to attended a gala Vlad is hosting.
He deaged Dani and Dan and is making sure Danny can't do anything that will embarrass him during the gala via threatening them and putting an anti-ecto shock collar/watch/something on Danny to make him behave.
He just wasn't expecting the Bats, coughWaynescough, to start snooping around or for them to find the two hidden toddlers who are more than ready to make their 'daddy' pay for being a meanie to them and their 'mommy'
(Psst lets make the misunderstanding so much worse when someone, most likely Babs, looks up how long Vlad has been in Danny's life and how old the 'twins' are.)
#danny phantom#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny fenton#crossover#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#de aged ellie#de aged dani#de aged dan#Danny is mom to them#Toddlers saying concerning stuff when they're asked by the Bat that finds them#quick idea is quick#I see a lot of gala fics#and a few danny is having Ellie or Dan#or hes hiding in Gotham already with them#but not many where they are already 'born'/deaged and meeting the Bats at a Gala#the misunderstanding would be GREAT btw#Like Vlad is a creep and an asshole but he's not THAT kind of asshole#he still has... some morals#very few#but still#Danny looks stressed out but also trying very hard to be on 'good' behavior
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