#ash out of context

[imreszekeres]

a random podcast I listened to mentioned SOTL and I pogged irl.

[justheblueberry]

luo binghe or something

[flowersforzoe11]

my top 5 NoContext Alex Rider moments in no order: (off the top of my head bc i haven't read this series since like 2019)

the time he declined his clone's facebook friend request because the vibes were off (he didnt even remember who julius was)

when he as wondering why damain cray was insane and he immediately assumed porn

when he gave a pitbull 6 sleeping pills cut inside of a steak (his entire escape plan hinged on this working) (this somehow worked)

when he and the K unit guys went on that nasty hike and they were being dicks and he was so Fed Up that he just threw a book of matches at them and left

when Alex and Ash met the disguises lady and Alex was cool with a) showing her his gunshot scar b) stripping in front of her and c) almost drowning himself in a bathtub to dye his skin, but the second she suggested wearing shoes that were half a size too small he drew his fucking line in the sand

[gtliveoutofcontext]

Idk what this is man

[suckinitup]

arent you hungry?

[kkst0904]

[sweetmage]

Ashley of all people calling Shepard a god has me going crazy!!!

Ashley who is vocally religious (implied Christian) but to her Shepard is a god too. Ashley who had a moment in ME1 where she felt like there wasn't anyone out there looking out for her (saying something akin to "i dont think anyone is watching over this place") so she turned her faith to her instead. Ashley who refused to drop titles even in the romance scene because she holds such respect and reverence for her.

[omnicom]

Pokeshipping Week 2023

Day 4: Ash's Hat

Y'know, following my idea for the previous day's theme, it seems like Ash is giving Misty all kinds of stuff! 😆 But hey, at least it ain't junk!

No yeah, whenever the mention of Ash's old hat comes up, I always think about how he should gift it to Misty as a parallel memento to the handkerchief she gave him back at the end of MasterQuest (OS) and also since she tried to win that hat as well through the mail-in sweepstakes (EP025). Consider it my personal headcanon~ (〜￣▽￣)〜

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[bodies-needs-a-fandom]

BODIES MEMES!!!!!

This time they're bodies characters as quotes in my out-of-context quotes list (real people in my life have said these. dont ask)

And now some bonus Hillingashe ones :D

I have more, so if this gets enough notes I can totally do a part 2. And 3. And 4. That quote list is scarily long.

Edit: i did make a part 2. Here it is!

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

tlhis is what i was looking for. fun simurgh side effect of madness-inducing tinnitus

[alienatiic]

rediscovered some objection.lol screenshots but with witches heart lmao

spoilers after the break :p

[imreszekeres]

Talking to me must be An Experience (user’s name cropped out for their safety Im pretty sure this post has radioactive waves pouring off it)

[gtliveoutofcontext]

Josh

[theoryandahalf]

The new host of GTLive will not be more than one host The new host of GTLive will not be more than one host The new host of GTLive will not be more than one host The new host of GTLive will not be more than one host

🙏🙏I am terrified and manifesting dude/gn because that would ruin GTLive for me ngl

Do you think it’ll be the four channels hosts rotating? Or ash taking the couch and someone new in tech? Or someone new altogether or smthn? I can’t wait for it to be announced I’m shaking and quaking in my boots

While I'd personally enjoy a rotating cast of hosts, I totally understand where you're coming from, Anon, so I'm sending out positive vibes for you.

I think it depends on how comfortable Ash feels being the host, honestly. I will say, according to the page hit statistics for the Theorists Wiki, they are the most popular Team Theorist member by a significant margin. IDK if Ash is aware of their fame, but the stats don't lie. Picking Ash as the main host aligns with the structure they've already established with the other channels, and they are featuring Ash way, way more often on social media than they ever have before. The community likes them, they are familiar and don't need a long introduction period to the audience. The stars appear to be aligning in Ash's favor.

[ligercat]

[pastelwhile-art]

Cause

Cause he doesn't eat any dishes in the game

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