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Normalize stimming! How do you stim? I pinch my hands like a crab when im excited~
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Fun fact: I have something in common with my favorite Ghostbusters characters
That thing being autism
#this is such a dumb post lol#aaaaa#Ghostbusters#ghostbusters fandom#ghostbusters 1984#ghostbusters afterlife#ghostbusters frozen empire#egon spengler#ray stantz#phoebe spengler#autism spectrum disorder#autism#autistic#actually autistic#asd#autistic coded character
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autism culture is trying to isolate yourself because you're getting overstimulated but people keep coming in to talk to you and then get mad when you lash out. like omg im TRYING to "calm down" just give me a minute
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#i was on character ai being stupid and all i wanted was to be alone in my room in the “roleplay” and people kept literally breaking down#my door 😭 like please i dont want to have esex with you#im trying to be a silly little witch and make potions leave me the hell alone#autism culture#autism#autism spectrum disorder#autistic#neurodivergent#neurodiversity#actually autistic#asd#autistic things#nd
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I don't know why, but I can't help but feel like this guy is autistic (coded).
Maybe it's because of his tendency to repeat things non-stop like "Badassatron."
Maybe because he likes to interact and learn about other people, and yet at the same time, he is a little bit awkward and even uncomfortable when conversing with others.
Maybe it's the way he hyper-fixates on specific interests (like knowing the members of the Cybertronian High Guard).
Or maybe it's because he ignores social cues LIKE A BOSS.
Either way, if you ask me, there is NO WAY this hot piece of metallic ass is neurotypical.
#autistic coded character#b 127#transformers one#tf one#actually autistic#autism#asd#autistic things#autistic#tf1#tfone bumblebee#bumblebee#tf one spoilers#transformers#tf bumblebee#actually asd
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Laios Touden and autism; admiring the non-human
Do you think people exaggerate when they scream about Laios being autistic? Do you feel like it’s weird that so many people including autistics are so set on Laios, the problematic (but incredible and kind) king TM, being the most autistic that has ever autisticed? Why do we cheer on autistic people wanting to be monsters?? Isn’t that weird?
Well, of course it depends on the way it’s done, it can be done quite offensively, but long story short Kui blew it out of the park. The thing is, autistic people really do like monsters and animals and robots. Nonhuman does not mean subhuman, it just means Other. Feeling a connection with them has been shown to be an extremely common autistic experience for that very reason.
Because some people don’t understand why we autistic Tumblr Laios stans cheer “autism! Autism!” whenever he talks about monsters and feeling alienated to humans so! Here’s a post about how yes even research papers are analyzing the special connection we form with animals. I’m not even joking but Laios Touden & the mass cries of relatability with autistic people he gets and all the love for him could be used as study material and evidence for future papers because the link is that strong. Oh also I think it’s notable that being autistic and undiagnosed vs diagnosed makes a huge difference. In my experience as someone who was undiagnosed up until 18, it’s even more alienating to not know that there’s a reason why you��re different, being gaslit that you’re ‘normal’ and you just need to try harder and get with the program, etc. Personally when getting diagnosed I went through the 5 stages of grief because the thought of having been fundamentally different all your life (a difference which you will never be able to change) and mistreated for it when you weren’t “wrong” all along makes you unload all the anger and sadness and loneliness and sheer trauma you’ve built up over time. Like it’s world shattering.
So! Back to seeing dogs as family. Also I implore you to value experiential evidence when it comes to autism and other neurodivergences because brains are complicated and neurotypicals not being able to understand us well even with scientific research is like, a whole thing even though we’re right there speaking about how we feel and being right every time because the topic is literally us and how we experience the world.
Disclaimer for this whole post that, of course, no group is a monolith and everyone has different experiences or can diverge from the norm of the group, and that doesn’t diminish the validity of either side! Like, I know autistic people who have trauma with dogs and hate them. But, trends do happen, and in this case... Autism is very “My experiences with humans make me feel dehumanized in a bad and lonely way so instead I’ll dehumanize myself in a good and inspiring way”.
“I was treated like a failed human my entire life and you’re surprised that my response was to become a dog.” -Patricia Taxxon
It’s literally well recorded that autistic people relate to animals more than humans globally. With this post, besides spreading autistic Laios truthism and explaining why the portrayal hits so deep for so many, I want to show in what way this is a very specific experience and not looking at his character through an autistic lense really misses a lot of why he’s everything that he is. (Tacking allegedly onto here for legal reasons, different interpretations are valid etc etc /gen). This honestly isn’t super long though.
To define an important term, anthropomorphism in the studies and in this post means to attribute human traits to the nonhuman, which not only includes anthro furry designs but also animals irl, inanimate objects, and animated media as opposed to live action, to humanize them and empathize with them.
Paper: https://www.liebertpub.com/doi/10.1089/aut.2019.0027
“Dogs taught me how to hunt and socialize and work in groups”, Laios having internalized body language... So real so real. I, too, make a great dog impression. And I want to emphase the part that it helps greatly develop a sense of emotions and relationships! For Laios, he didn’t get along with kids his age, it was him, Falin and the dogs against the world. Since it’s a group of dogs too, it taught him group dynamics and social hierarchies (like with Falin being considered as being below the dogs in authority according to the dogs rip), and the importance of group coordination when hunting.
For me, I cannot like, concisely explain just how much animals were important to me developmentally. I also grew up with dogs, but like I vividly remember encounters with like hamsters as well just radically shaping my understanding of boundaries, the importance of giving something space and the way you interact with them and respect their side of it. Unlike humans they don’t really mask how they feel, it’s direct cause-effect reaction and data gathering. There are no words involved, so the focus on having a perfect phrasing and tone is gone, leaving just pure interactions.
There’s also no reason to mask how you feel either, and you don’t have to feel silly over wanting to form a connection and it showing, what, is the dog gonna laugh at you because you obviously want to make friends with it? Toshiro or Kabru might, but dogs and cats will just tell you to fuck off and leave it there worst case scenario. I often say that I think one reason Marcille is special to Laios and he feels comfortable around her is because she emotes INTENSELY, she gestures, she puts her whole body into it, her facial expressions are pretty exaggerated and her ears even emote too- like with a dog’s ears!
I think there’s def also things to be said about how he gravitated towards Izutsumi at first, all excited, was eager to sleep in the same bed as her, but in the Izutsumi sleep rating chart we see they really just casual and chill so it’s not a Laios talking to Shuro deep into the night situation just a “I like sleeping besides animals” situation and that is enough to hype him up. I love how he pet her in the extra about why Chil let her sleep with him too. He’s just so transparently eager to befriend her, even if in the end they weren’t all that compatible and he accepted that.
There are honestly so many examples I could give for this. Like Grandin the famous cow lady.
More about autism & empathy:
https://www.spectrumnews.org/news/double-empathy-explained/ (Also mentions a study in which groups of autistic, allistic then a mixed group played a game of telephone and both singular groups had similar levels of information retention, but the mixed group was significantly worse. As an autistic person yeah duh, obviously autistic people are different from one another and can have plenty of interpersonal issues, but communicating with other neurodivergent people feels pretty intuitive and straightforward and comfortable. One of the reasons why neurodivergent people tend to naturally gravitate towards each other I suppose.)
^ Paper: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5932358/ For good, extensive summary of why we relate to animals so much you can go to the “anthromorphizing and asd” section of the paper. This paper extends to our widespread liking of cartoons and robots as well. Ok so this is a whole thing I won’t get into here but this is a big reason why a lot of autistic people are agender leaning as well. Genders and queerness in general is a lot about social constructs, and being queer is being marginal to these, not fitting into boxes or challenging those social norms and conventions. Queerplatonic relationships are a great example of this, where the framework of the relationship is platonic but the intangible nature of what it is exactly is the point, not familial not anything but everything at once too, just adoration, I like to say having pets is a bit like it as well, bc obvi it’s not romantic and often not fully familial, very platonic but also sooo much cuddling and adoration and kissing and whatnot that you wouldn’t typically do with a friend or family member. I’ll talk about qpr and labels another day though.
I got carried away but queerness in Dunmeshi is something I 100% want to make a big post on one day. Experiencing the world with different guidelines and not registering things to have the same boxes, sigh. Personally I also relate to Laios on a gender level, “cis by default because I don’t care all that much but if I were to dig deeper I’m probably otherkin and I want to be socially associated with traits of monsters and animalistic rather than man/woman” sighh hard to be a cryptid in this day and age. I wish we had a term like furry but for monsters, I want to be in the fantasy or folk tale genre ty, like changelings. Goshh changelings... You know, the irl myth where people said their neurodivergent kids were fairies’ children instead of human. Diminished physical sense of self means I see myself as some unknowable black void aesthetic wise, but like in a way that simultaneously makes me feel seen. Like becoming a monster, losing your sense of self but also somehow just being simplified and seen for what you are, it’s weird to try and explain. This post is more about relating to the nonhuman than about seeing yourself as such, but like connect the dots right, that IS an important point of Laios’ character. It’s because our brains literally work different than allistics which makes us feel as other, but also because of social ostracization and functioning in a different way than society at large, living in the margin of society, being weird and non-conforming.
Meanwhile, animals and social norms... Like ok, showing your neck and rolling on the ground to show that you’re friendly and harmless and play biting might not be proper. But have you considered that it’s also fun and feels very intuitive. Play with a dog in the dog’s way I promise it is so nice and freeing. Play tug of war and growl back when they growl. Hiss at your cat to tell them they do something wrong, engage with them on their level.
Autism made social life hard, but it made animals easy. Do you have anyyy idea how good it feels to mask all day every day and feel constantly misunderstood or like you’re doing a performance but then you can just, drop all of that in the company of animals and they understand you. They understand you. You form an understanding and rapport so easily.
And this whole thing with Laios is so explicit too, with the Winged Lion saying “You’re sick and tired of the human world”. Notice the choice of words. Sick and tired of the human world. Exhausted from the constraints, sick of the mind games. It really isn’t as much about loving monsters as it is about loving the nonhuman. Relating to them because you feel that you can actually understand how they work and think, and feeling like they could understand you back as well. Animals are safe.
Like I could go on about how Laios admiring even just demi-humans like orcs is because they’re socially seen as non-humans more than any true physical thing, that they’re not bound by human society and its rules and live with their own lifestyle. But it would deal myself 1000 points of psychic damage and I am not ready to cry today. It’s idealization 100%, and like, Laios DOES want to be treated as human, to be valued, but it feels like an unreachable thing meanwhile becoming a monster is instant gratification and freedom and a sense that now no one will be able to hurt you in a way that reaches you, never again shall you be defenseless, and then if people dehumanize you then that only strengthens your sense of identity as a monster and UGHH ugh ugh.
And like. This post is a mess at this point but if you want to kinda delve into the more “why” then I recommend this Patricia Taxxon video essay. It starts out on a very different topic, but it’s all about autism and finding comfort in the inhuman. Long story short is othering made us like this also animals are just simpler to intuitively get along with.
So when I post this
I mean it. I really mean it when I say he’s me. I have never felt so seen. So many conflicting emotions all wrapped so concisely yet so intangibly woven into the whole storyline so subtly.
Not being depicted as a monster of an human being for feeling/having felt that way?? The manga understands you. The world can understand you. Other humans can understand you. You can bond with them. You can. And I think that’s a big part of Dungeon Meshi too- Laios opening up to others about how he really is and his interests, and all the bumps on the way but how it was the only way to truly get to know each other and bond. With the climax being Laios confronting head on his complex with monsters and humans, and his monster-loving side and animalistic side being exactly what saves the whole world, what saves humanity. Because Laios does value his friends, does think humanity has beautiful sides to it, he wants to help it thrive and eat and become more accepting, carving out a kingdom for misfits and demi-humans. At the end of it, transforming into a monster and being free is a daydream fantasy, and the reality of it is that Laios does belong in the world as he is, and does receive and give out love.
If you enjoyed this you’ll probably like some of my other Laios analysis! Here’s an analysis of his succubus and what it says about his relationships with other humans. And here’s an analysis about his relationship with Shuro from his perspective.
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#character analysis#i guess#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#spoilers#autistic laios touden#asd#autism representation#meta#draft so old it uses the old Tumblr post editor#it would be much better if i could put them side to side rip#i also wanna do an analysis trying to pin down his level of social awareness#i love that the monster story epic saga about misfits and your place in the world on an ecosystem level is just sooo autistic so perfect#this post has a weird structure but hopefully it can showcase some things and make ppl understand and others relate! I know we're out there#hiii therians how we feeling today. Brain chemistry is weird but ours is just wired different not broken#feeling self-conscious bc even with studies this is the equivalent of going 'trust me bro I get it' which usually doesn't go well with us#Humanity is beautiful <3333 Humans are social animals broski love yourself!!!
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Unfortunately for the neurotypicals I have watched this movie so he is now autistic by adoption
#little miss sunshine#paul dano#dwayne hoover#autistic characters#danonation#danocel#danonator#selective mutism#selectively mute#asd#blorbo#tweakie speakie
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Octavian wanted to be Praetor. He always did. It was a life ambition, a goal and a dream of his. But then one day, this random newcomer arrives. Percy Jackson. He stole the spotlight, and within barely a week he'd become Praetor. He took everything from Octavian! The respect of his people! The hope for respect by becoming Praetor! Everything! He wouldn't even let Octavian interact with Ella, so they could share their learnings on Prophecies! You know what!? I may be saying this when I'm all worked up (and i'll probably regret it later) but Screw Reyna and Percy! Octavian deserved the Praetorship, and if not for this stupid Greek Giant-Slayer he'd have won it!
No, Octavian was a human punching bag. The gods hated him, for no good reason. Percy Jackson is unfairly cruel to him. Reyna is unfairly cruel to him. Everyone is unfairly cruel to him! His author is unfairly cruel to him! Rick Riordan even said he had to bribe people to be his friends! That's so sad! And it's so relatable! Octavian...he reminds me of myself. Just incredibly lonely, feeling like nobody understands you or respects you, just wishing for a little bit of respect...It's a tragedy.
#is this me trying to write in character?#well it started that way#but i'm not good at writing like that#so it just became a rant#but i relate to octavian#octavian pjo#octavian hoo#hoo octavian#pjo octavian#pjo#hoo#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson#rick riordan#riordan universe#riordanverse#relatable#autism#asd#neurodivergent
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Do You Know This (canon) Autistic Character?
Propaganda
"Stated to be autistic in the series of videos he appears in"
#Michael Falk#The Onion#autistic representation#autistic characters#poll#polls#tumblr poll#actually autistic#autism#asd#autistic things#autism spectrum disorder#neurodiversity#character poll#character polls#comedy
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Reblog with a character you'd like to bestow this honor.
#project batman#batman#aspergers#asperger's syndrome#world asperger's syndrome day#autism#autism headcanon#autistic characters#neurodivergent#neurodiverse#actually neurodiverse#possibly autistic#possibly aspergers#autism spectrum disorder#asd#on the spectrum
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Damian Wayne is autistic cos I said so
But also evidence
Trouble socialising has missed social ques over and over connects more to animals then people:
Example: trauma dumping on a 4yr old
When Dick was freaking out about his girlfriend possibly being pregnant Damian completely ignore that and demanded Dick's attention and followed him to his apartment.
Strong sense of justice
Struggles to go against his own morals
Example: gotham wars- won't let goons run Gotham
Immediately going vegetarian for batcow
Repetitive movements/
Saying "tt" alot
Could defiantly classify under a stim, as stimming is basically a release /express of emotions and he does it consistently
Insistent on sameness:
Example; Didnt want to get a haircut only Alfred could do it
Viewing jon as a master student situation and seeing the teen titans the same
Hyperfixation;
We know Damian spends hours to days fixated on something
Example: hacking into the batcomputer fir Tim's hit list
"It was child's play"
"That took you 6 hours"
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
(Not super strong evidence as common but ads to the mix
Food struggles
"I hate orange juice with pulp
Immediately sympathising with Trinity- the mac and cheese has crumbs in it
"I eat fear for breakfast
"No you eat ovaltine and pop tarts"
- strange food combination but maybe implying he eats the same thing every day
#damian#damian wayne#damian wayne al ghul#dc#dc animated movies#dc comics#robin#batman and robin#damian wayne is autistic#autism#headcanons#character analysis#asd
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There's no shame in having meltdowns! It sucks by itself already!
#art#artists on tumblr#drawing#oc#illustration#original character#comic#draw#mental health#doodle#bpd#borderline#borderline personality disorder#autism#autistic#asd#mental illness#neurodivergent#neurodiverse#neurodiversity#meltdown#stigma
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Fuck You Maureen (to the tune of 'come on Eileen') E.M
Eddie Munson x OC | Eddie Munson x Karmen Jones
Too-Ra-Loo-Ra-Too-Ra-Loo-Rye-Aye
Summary: Eddie left out a crucial detail when he finally told his closest loved ones about his ordeal with The Upside Down. A news headline sparks his memory and he's excited confess to a fun crime he actually did commit.
Tags: Pregnancy brain, S4 spoilers, Fulff, Joking, Banter, Comedy (I hope) Eddie's titty tatts.
Words: 2k
Notes: This fic sits somewhere between Anticipation and Evie :)
I took "Bird Club" from this post by @morganbritton132 because I haven't stopped chuckling about it since I saw it a week ago. Wayne would join Bird Club. So would Steve regardless of the AU one thing is certain, Steve is in Bird Club.
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Eddie didn’t mind house-sitting for Wayne. Especially since his Uncle had finally decided that he deserved a holiday. Gathering some of his buddies from Bird Club and going on a weekend long fishing trip.
Being in the trailer again after officially moving out was nostalgic in a way. He kind of missed the cozy walls adorned with homey adages. If he ignored the badly cleaned blood stain on the carpet between himself and the TV and the discoloration on the ceiling above where a hole to another dimension had been permanently closed for about six months now.
The news anchor that had interrupted his favorite game show to read off the headlines with a bored drawl. Dead eyes barely blinked and rivaled the tired stare Eddie was giving the man back through the screen as he waited for the bulletins to be over.
“...and Grand Theft Auto appears to be on the rise with residents in Indianapolis protesting the lack of concern from local law enforcement after a string of–”
Eddie gasped suddenly, sitting up straight and startling Karmen as she fell from his arms. Falling against the back of the couch as she looked up at him in surprise.
“I forgot to tell you!” He exclaimed, bouncing in his seat like an excited child. “I stole Maureen’s RV.” He said quickly, slapping his hand over his mouth as soon as it came out as if that would make the admission less heinous or he could take it back.
Karmen stared at him for a long second. Pregnancy brain clouding her thoughts as she desperately tried to remember who Maureen was despite knowing the horrid woman quite well and knowing Eddie’s untoward history with her even more intimately.
“What?” She asked dumbly, shaking her head to try and get her thoughts in place as Eddie huffed in exasperation at his excited admission not being received the way he’d expected.
“Maureen!” He pressed, pointing over his shoulder towards the wall behind them. “From over there!” He explained as if she could see through the trailer wall and would magically know what he was talking about.
Maureen and her husband Eustace lived a couple of trailers over. They were atrocious neighbors that had been more than open about their disdain for his lifestyle over the years he’d lived with Wayne.
Karmen gasped in realization as she followed his finger towards a plethora of caps and mugs. The wall not fully obscuring her vision of the outside world as she imagined beyond it and her thoughts clicked into place.
She slapped her own hand over her mouth, matching him.
“Eddie!” She exclaimed scandalously. “Are you serious right now?” She asked, her other hand slapping against his forearm as he nodded excitedly in response.
Karmen’s eyes were wide as she let her hand fall away from her mouth and she gritted her teeth together in a pained frown.
“I swore on my life that you weren’t involved in that!” She shouted incredulously. Eddie leaned forward in shock.
“Why would you do that?!” He shouted back, alarmed.
“Why would YOU do that?” She asked, just as stunned.
“We needed a car!” He defended.
“So you took a home?” She hollered, making him snort.
“It needed to fit a lot of people…” He defended weakly, shrugging his shoulders as Karmen brought both her hands up to cover her mouth.
“Oh my God.” She murmured into them. “They said they saw you and I told them there was no way.” She groaned. “ Now I’m going to die!” She yelled mirthfully.
“No!” Eddie exclaimed, his hands on her thighs. “Maureen will win!” He shouted. Karmen’s mouth fell open in disbelief at the statement. Eddie catching himself and amending his exclamation. “I mean…” He paused.”No! I’ll miss you!” He said clumsily, making her laugh.
“You’re a dick.” She chuckled, pushing his hands off her thighs playfully and watching as Eddie crossed his arms over his chest.
“That’s Maureen talking.” He hissed. “Evil.”
“She’s someone’s Grandma.” Karmen argued, making him balk.
“So is Sally.” He contested.
The meanest Nurse he had encountered in the hospital during his recovery was the first person he’d met in over ten years that had skyrocketed to the top of his mortal enemies list.
She had kicked Maureen out of top spot. Put her in second and her husband Eustace in third.
Eddie knew those assholes from a few trailers down would have been the first to jump on the ‘Eddie was a murderer’ bandwagon. Not because they actually believed it but because they would do just about anything to get rid of him and his guitar. Including but not limited to sending their grandkids to throw stink-bombs through his bedroom window and reporting him to the cops for growing illicit substances that turned out to just be Wayne’s tomato plants that he’d sat on the kitchen window sill to get some sun while protecting them from the summer storms.
Phil Callahan that buffoon had ripped them from their pot to make a point before Hopper had pointed out the large red fruits hanging from the ruined plant he was holding.
Eddie had made a big deal about it. The imbecile officer had apologized profusely. Being shooed out the door by the Chief and waiting in the car as Hopper compensated Eddie for his troubles by tipping him extra on the ounce of actual weed he bought on his way out the door.
Eddie had used the money to replace Wayne’s plants. Granted with the wrong kind of tomato so he noticed immediately but it was the thought that counted.
He’d had just enough money left over to buy Maureen and Eustice a ‘sorry for worrying you’ gift.
A bag of peanuts that he had left for them, open, on their couch with a trail leading from their back window to the trash cans where his favorite raccoon liked to hang out.
It hadn’t taken long for Jerry to take the bait and Eddie had watched with a smug smile as the furry little critter used the boxes he’d stacked there as leverage to jump through the window.
He’d closed the window after Jerry and taken the boxes back to the trash. Giving the assholes a little wave as he walked back home and waited by the living room window for the chaos to begin.
It had taken them a long time to get Jerry out of their trailer. Eddie had worried at one point that he might need to step in for the raccoons protection but when Eustace had realized that the hissing, spitting, fluff ball with claws was standing between him and his shotgun, he’d grabbed a snack and sat back down.
Somehow they’d known that Eddie was responsible. But plausible deniability meant that he had no reason to confess. Because how the hell would he ever convince a racoon to do his dirty work Wayne? The accusation was insane. They were just out to get him.
Despite that fact, a tit for tat had begun and Eddie spent the next several years essentially locked in a prank war with this couple that could have been his Grandparents.
Until March when Eddie had pretty decidedly won by hot-wiring their motorhome and letting Harrington drive it the hell out of Forest Hills.
Hopefully forever.
“You know they’re coming back right?” Karmen asked at the smug smile on Eddie’s lips. “They never left, actually. They’re staying up that way with Teresa.” She explained, pointing towards Eddie’s bedroom and making him huff.
“What?” He asked dejectedly. “No!” He groaned. “How come I haven’t seen them?
“I don’t know.” Karmen said. “Maybe you won.” She shrugged.
“What do you mean?” He asked, confused.
“Maybe they’re too scared of you to engage in any more pettiness.” She theorized. “I mean she waved to me yesterday as I was coming inside. That’s not exactly usual.”
“Mmm.” Eddie hummed in reply, frowning at nothing as he imagined the way Maureen probably lost her shit after she saw Karmen’s bump.
Another Munson! Another one! There’s too many already!
Eddie smiled to himself at the thought. Recalling the look on her and Eustace’s face as they had banged on the locked door of the RV while he was hot-wiring it. Demanding that he open the door and having him laugh in their face.
“God I hope so.” He said wistfully, referring to the fact that they might be scared of him. “Only people I’d gladly play a monster for.”
Karmen hummed as he had, thinking back on what he’d said earlier that had started the whole conversation.
“So wait.” She interjected, holding up a hand. “You… Drove a motorhome?” She asked. “Without killing everyone inside?” She added before Eddie could respond.
“Oh no. Harrington did that, I just started the sucker.” He offered quickly as Karmen balked at his response. She had been sharing an office with Steve for a few months now. He seemed like a bit of a car guy but he didn’t exactly fit the part of large vehicle driver.
“Steve drove a motorhome?” She asked, even more disbelieving than when she’d thought it had been Eddie.
“He’s a big boy.” Eddie said. Remembering the stunned look on the other man’s face when he had called him that particular term of endearment and smirking to himself. “He handled it.”
“Well?” She asked simply.
“We didn’t die.” Eddie shrugged as Karmen tilted her head in consession.
“So Maureen actually saw your face?” She asked rhetorically. “She told the cops you stole her home and no one really believed her since you were missing at the time but how the hell did you get away with that?”
“I’m assuming it has something to do with the whole ‘Hawkins PD being really sorry they fucked me in the ass’ thing.” He said, putting bunny ears around the words ‘really sorry’. As if the Hawkins Police Department was ever sorry for anything and wasn’t just trying to cover their own butt.
Even in the case of the ruined tomatoes.
“She was very vocal about it.” Kam chortled. “I’m surprised they didn’t slap you on the wrists as a bogus punishment to make her shut up.” She said, dragging out the last words as Eddie blew out an exhale through pursed lips.
“Oh I was punished, don’t worry.”He scoffed. “Had to listen to Harrington waffle on about his breeding kink fantasies like him and Nance’ were the only ones in the damn car.”
“Sorry. His what what? Like what?” Karmen queeried quickly, giving him a scandalous look.
“Yeah he wants like six kids and to live on a farm or some crap.” He answered with a grimace. “The actual kids and I were just like, sitting there silently the whole time pretending like we couldn’t hear and Robin was making strong eye-contact with me which I took to mean ‘shut the fuck up’. So I did despite the overwhelming urge to ask thousands of questions.” He nodded proudly.
Karmen screwed her face up at the thought of not just the children listening to Steve waffle about his dream life to the woman he was obviously still in love with but the thought of six kids in general.
One was enough for now and she wasn’t even born yet.
“Steve seems like a six kids and a farm type of guy.” She said after a moment.
“You think?” Eddie winced. He’d never put any thought really into what Steve Harrington might want out of life before he had to hear that garbage towards the end of the worst week of his life.
“Yeah. The way he gets weirdly pouty when I talk about the baby.” She laughed, placing her hand on her stomach. “Not surprised.” She added.
“I don’t like that.” Eddie said simply, pursing his lips as they fell into a comfortable silence. “Anyway, fuck Maureen.” He said after a moment, making Karmen laugh as he pulled her back into his arms. “The titty tatts continue I guess.”
“What?” Karmen asked again, pretty sure this time that her pregnancy brain wasn’t to blame for her not understanding the statement.
“Doesn’t matter.”
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Notes: Thanks Bug for the idea of the Fic name. I've been singing "Fuck Your Maureen" all afternoon. 😂
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On Social Cues.
John Watson from BBC Sherlock: Oh, I know what those are! I just don't care. :)
John Watson from Sherlock & co: I know some of them, and I do care, it's just that I can't get over my profound social anxiety. I want to make friends, so please help before I say something really weird and make you all cringe. 🥲
#john watson#shitpost#meta post#as well#character analysis#comparison#bbc sherlock#sherlock & co#this is why even Sherlock from the podcast gives him the side eye sometimes (you can just hear him give side eyes to Watson)#“I know I have ASD so I don't know much about social cues myself but even I can tell you were being weird a second ago”#this is also why John Watson and Stam-O in the podcast are friends (they've interacted with each other quite a bit by now)#because Watson likes being with people in this version. He just doesn't know how#whereas in BBC Sherlock John couldn't care less when Mike Stamford approached him in the park#because Watson was in a really bad mental place himself in the show at that time#and Mike met him only once throughout the whole show#sherlock holmes#secondhand embarrassment
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>be me
> autistic
>headcanons a attractive, muscular character as autistic
>it’s canon
>wtf
#other characters work too#candy talks#actually autistic#asd#headcanon#batman#autistic bruce wayne#canon#bruce wayne#brucie wayne
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Delusional Self Publishing
I’m writing a book in less than a year, making all the art myself, paying for all the editing out of pocket, using dozens of beta and alpha readers, promoting to all the autistic, queer nerds I can get my hands on and using my endless charisma to beg local book shops to humor me.
Also life hack: instead of birthday presents, I’m getting everyone to buy my book to boost its ratings.
I am very out of my depth, likely going to fail and most definitely will end up regretting this.
But delusion is better than a 9-5 so I’ll take it
#writblr#small writer#writeblr#writers on tumblr#female writers#small creator#small artist#self publishing#spicy books#bookblr#books and reading#book#booklr#romance books#work in progress#writer stuff#writing#reading#books and literature#writerscommunity#aspiring writer#aspiring author#aspiring artist#aspiring novelist#queer characters#lgbtq community#lgbtq#lgbt representation#autistic characters#asd
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