#as you so kindly put it

[blorbo-from-the-cosmos]

Go seek professional help,

I feel bad for your and your delusion self.

starting off strong with this anon from June of 2023 and I just gotta wonder if whoever sent it even remembers this

anyways, go off queen 👑

[s-aint-elmo]

girl who has suffered more than alll-mer

(ID in alt text)

[tangledinink]

vote for the gemini!!! B)

[blatantlyhidden]

based on that one french anti-smoking ad

[dusty-pistol]

Okay, here's a list of Dialtown character requests/refs that I have done/need to do! I'll make this like a lil series since it's fun =3. Also, feel free to leave requests on this post, too, and I'll add em to the list!

Please read the tags of this post for more info!!

[★ done]

[☆ not done]

Harry Fitzgerald★, Oliver Swift★, Abel Brannigan★, Jerry Gould★, Jake Wilson☆, Karen Dunn☆, Mr. Dickens☆, Theoroar Rustlebelt☆, Stabby (+ Shooty)★, Narrator☆, Fusco☆, Bigfoot☆, Bunny☆, Type/Phonegingi☆,

[autisticaradiamegido]

thoughts on dave and aradia (<>)?

day 356

BIG fan tbh. in this house we love and respect timerails

truly yall read this log and tell me theyre not cute

[bearotonin-international]

hi friends. please stop sending your unsolicited critiques or opinions to us. it is very much not appreciated. thank you and we hope you all have a lovely day and choose to be kind and compassionate towards others

[lavenoon]

Was in dire need of comfort doodles, so I did a few sillies ✨

[grimst4rs]

sirius black headcanons because obviously i can’t help myself

happy trail

really similar to his mother (and, by extension, to bellatrix) and his feelings on the matter are conflicting

effortlessly talented (in most things, including school). he only picks up studying in subjects he hasn’t taken before, but his memory is usually the most helpful

light sleeper, and wakes up a few times during the night; it takes him a while to fall back asleep

ruffles peter’s hair and puts his arm around his shoulder when they walk down the hallway

likes big cars

blunt, can come across as rude (sometimes he is). least approachable out of his friends, partially because he’s intimidating. polite, charming, charismatic, but keeps his distance from others

chips away the polish on his nails when he’s bored

cracks his knuckles and chuckles when peter hisses at the sound (“what are you even so mad about, mate?” “that sound will be the death of me”)

(would have loved bon jovi)

dislikes long car rides (he gets horribly bored) unless he’s the one driving

never was exactly on good terms with regulus. regulus had always been jealous of sirius for being accorded more attention due to him being naturally brighter, and sirius disliked him for being too soft and easy to manipulate

[parab0mb]

Average conversation between these three dweebs.

I don't actually know their canon heights (I think Lea is supposed to be the shortest) but Emilie being small fits the meme format better and is funnier so french gremlin she is. Also my heart tells me that Apollo is built like an actual blade of grass.

The og meme btw:

[tennessoui]

Having your ribs hurt at all is miserable, to still have a cough is the worst. I hope your ibuprofen is helping, but also if you want a heat pack it's pretty easy to DIY a decent one.

Essentially you just want a container and something inside that retains heat. If you have a long cotton sock to sacrifice that works, but a microwave safe ziploc is also fine and might be better shaped for ribs. For the filling, I've always used plain white rice but I've heard of people using barley or oats, whatever you have on hand.

If using a ziploc bag, fill about 3/4 of the way, press out the air and close, and then just microwave for about a minute, minute and a half. Then wrap in a towel (hand towel, kitchen towel, rags, whatever. Just some insulating material to keep from burning yourself), and apply.

My rule of thumb is typically 20 minutes on/1-3 hrs off for any kind of heat or cold treatment. Again, just trying to do it safely.

I hope you feel better soon!

thank you so much for sending this!! I feel so silly tbh I always had heat packs in the house growing up but didn’t bring any with me when I moved. This idea and how to is so good because I do in fact have a long cotton sock and some rice 🤩

I also love that you included the timeline for this because without knowing how long I should probably keep the heat applied I would do it for a few hours (it’s currently very cold outside and my radiator is not working for some reason) so this is super handy 🥰

Thank you again!!! I really love the aspect of the internet where it’s like maybe the people on the internet don’t know everything but we’re sort of all just here filling in the stuff other people don’t know 🥹 very beautiful

[alaskan-wallflower]

this is a rant more for myself than anything so ignore this if you want, idc, this is me blabbing but i wish the outsiders show itself would say something about how horrible some of the fans act. like most of these fans frequent the show and have seen the show nearly every weekend, or maybe even more than that. the actors know who some of these “fans” are, and are clearly uncomfortable (i don’t think it’s a coincidence when half the cast will come out in the pouring, freezing rain on any other day, but you have some of these groups come in and suddenly nobody comes out—idk that’s just what i’ve heard thru the grapevine though, i seriously don’t keep track of who stage doors when so i may be wrong) but for i don’t think y’all would lose any fans for telling people to be normal to your employees, and even if you did, there are literally thousands of other fans, and i’d say good riddance anyway.

idk, the way the show lets their cast get treated bugs me. like you have fans following jason home/to his train, people trying to give josh and brent homemade food and then getting offended when they say no to the point they send drunken voicemails over instagram to the point one of them ACTUALLY APOLOGIZES to them, people mobbing brody and forcing themselves down his throat to the point he’s having a panic attack and said mobbing gets to the point that security from another show has to intervene, people giving melody pictures of her in a bikini to sign, people saying that the actors are asking to be sexualized because “they’re fit and wear tight costumes”, and probably SO much more and it still won’t be addressed? that’s just so sad to have this be the way aspiring new actors are being introduced to life on broadway.

and i know it can be argued that “oh, alaska, they cant do anything about what people say online!” but they can start by addressing the problem at hand. the way the show allows their employees to be treated at large is just beyond me. i wish they’d start banning people, or maybe even say something themselves instead of leaving it to melody to have to keep addressing this shit because gods bless her, i would NEVER be able to keep doing this if i was in her shoes. idk why they’re leaving it up to the cast to say “maybe being disgusting pigs isn’t a good idea”. because again, y’all ain’t gonna lose any fans by telling people to be normal and by starting to take action against some of these people. in fact, to me, you’d earn more support by doing so, and for the people who stop supporting it, there are thousands upon thousands of people still willing to support the show.

idk. again, this is a rant for me and me personally, agree or disagree, idc, i just didn’t wanna rant in the tags of my last post. i feel like i needed to make an actual post.

[decaflondonfog]

in a past life we were both blessed to share, my beloved friend bee used to post a little weekly/monthly list of fics. well. it's been a very long time since then but i think bee is very cool, so i'm stealing their idea :) sorry/thank u, bee! ily!!!!!!

here's what i read this week, in case you're feeling uninspired, overwhelmed by choice or just too tired to scroll through your marked for later/many opened tabs!

[❣️ marks a personal favourite, 💦 a particularly hot one, ⚡ is for when you want your heart kicked, and ☁️ for a soft and gentle hug]

a full feast (over 40k)

❣️💦⚡ out to get you (to get you) by iliacquer [mdzs, wangxian, E, 41k]

In order to kill the Demon of Yiling, assassin Lan Wangji pretends to be courtesan. Falling in love with Wei Wuxian is an unfortunate complication. (Or: the courtesan-but-actually-assassin!LWJ fic)

☁️ Emergency Contact by @justlookfrightened [omgcp, zimbits, T, 49k]

Bitty had not spoken to or heard from Jack since they had broken up six months earlier. Until he got hurt, and discovered that he had never updated his emergency contact form ...

a nice long meal (over 10k)

💦 Pivot Tables by rainbowninja167 [9-1-1, buddie, E, 26k]

“You think we should have sex?” Eddie clarified — still in that slow, deliberate tone, like any sudden movement would cause the ceiling to cave in around them. Buck rolled his eyes. “I mean…not for real.” “Okay. So you think we should have fake sex." “Yeah, like reading Our Bodies, Ourselves isn’t the same as watching porn, right? It’d be educational sex.” “Well if it’s educational sex...” Or: Buck learns that Eddie's never had a prostate orgasm. Clipboard sex ensues.

💦 sloppy seconds by @nanatsuyu [aftg, kandrew, E, 12k]

"Will it wipe that frown off your face?" "Will what?" Kevin grunts. "Will you stop pouting if I blow you?" (Or: Kevin's never been on a good date, but Andrew is always there to clean up somebody else's mess.)

tea and a handful of biscuits (over 1k)

❣️☁️ the last rewind by @annawrites [aftg, jeanrenee, T, 3k]

Jean works at the world's last surviving video rental store with his cryptid coworker and maybe-friend Neil, suffers the presence of customers, and nurses a terrible, horrible, no-good crush on aquarium store employee Renee, all under the watchful eye of the Kevin Day standee in the corner, a box of dubious Halloween decorations, and, unfortunately, Andrew Minyard.

⚡ chapters 1 to 7 of Little Gods by @the-starryknight [hp, drarry, M, 4k]

The Ministry claimed that the restrictions on magical education were for the good of wizard-kind, but it doesn't feel like that when Harry works his dull machinist job. With a new mission and the advent of a snowy winter season, Harry and his compatriots might find a way to keep their underground organization alive and plan for future teachings one banned artifact at a time.

☁️ Wardrobe Strategy: A Scattered Showers Story by @mrskrementz [carry on, snowbaz, E, 5k]

This work was inspired by Cutekilla's hot Baz-in-a-turtleneck artwork, as well as the cover art for Snow for Christmas, the Snowbaz short story in Rainbow Rowell's short story compilation, Scattered Showers. Simon is spending Christmas with Baz's family and things (turtlenecks, too much wine, stolen specs) happen!

bitesized nibbles (micros and drabbles)

☁️ days 1 to 8 of kevaaronmas by @billdenbrough [aftg, kevaaron, ratings vary, 100 words a day]

☁️ days 1 to 6 of kevaaronmas by @vykio [aftg, kevaaron, ratings vary, 100 words a day]

just dessert (art)

❣️ lemongrass and sleep, apple juice and peach by @emry-stars-art [aftg, kateaaron, G]

💦 d/s by @/picabutts [trc, pynch, M]

⚡ yi city arc papercraft by @yutaan [mdzs, songxuexiao, T]

[thedrotter]

re:kinder doodle dump part three !!! drawings with wildly different moods www they are more polished ans complete than my other doodles because. why not🥺!!!

[tubbytarchia]

Points at my pinned message. There's a message there in bold. I'm sorry I don't clarify that I'm talking about CHARACTERS ONLY in posts that I don't maintag. I presume if you're on my blog to see these posts at all, you would already know as much. CHARACTERS please... just characters.... I've acknowledged that CC Jimmy is not bothered by the bullying many times. I'm very aware... I'm talking about characters......................

[the-blossica-fan]

A financial decision has been made ^-^

Yenisei, holding Tooth Fairy above her head: I FOUND 🦷🧚‍♂️

I will never financially recover from this 🔥🔥🔥

When I tell you the joke flew over my head.

Kidding I did get it.

Tall ass Yenisei holding Tooth Fairy by her armpits showing her off to the suitcase.