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Hi, how do you think the Targaryen family would react if Bastard Reader got along with Cregar Stark and he "joked" about marrying her? By the way, I like your content.
Poor Cregan Stark cannot possibly understand the mere danger he's put himself in for even breathing the work marriage in regards to their princess. Naturally he's smitten by her- glowing in pretty fabrics and gems, lovely and endearingly rebellious. He may not be the only admirer, but he's certainly a rather untouchable admirer
(meaning Daemon cannot lop his head off, he's too valuable 😌 cue Daemon glaring at the northman with a contemplating look, his palm cradeling the handle of his sword). He's not going to be happy with it, Rhaenyra is really going to need to work wonders to keep him from starting a fight. The moment the little joke left the northmans tongue, Daemon merely stares in silence. His glare burning the dark haired man. (Although truthfully, there is a part of him a little impressed by how ballsy that was to say in front of him).
Rhaenyra isn't too keen on you marrying, but seeing a smitten, well mannered lord fawn over you- it may tweak her opinion on the concept of you marrying. (She just wants you to be happy and home, but most of all, safe). If Rhaenyra were to hear the words from the Lord herself, a wry smile would befall her expression, but it would be vaguely stern. She'd eye the boy carefully, her grip upon you is tenfold protective now since little Luke is gone now.
Jace is 100% going to be protective. He side-eyes Cregan hard, because did this man just hit on his sister, right in front of him like that? Please, do excuse him whilst he searches for a nice bush to wretch into. He may be on pleasant terms with The Lord stark, but he's not eager to hand his sister away like that. The word of marriage has never occurred to him, and the thought of you getting packed up and moved away to such a cold place? It doesn't sit well with him. His mother is going to have to hold his hand and reassure him that even if you were to fall smitten with the Stark lord, there's no way it'll be ideal unless you stay home.
Cregan definitely says it with that signature stern expression of his, a genuine small smile on his face as his eyes befall upon the princess- and Jace cannot help but roll his eyes a little, but then side-eye bastard!reader hard when she starts to 👀 💕
(let me have this Jace, he's pretty!!)
The twins are all for it however, in a complete stark reaction to the rest of team black. (Ylike what I did there). Baela and rhaena think it's sweet. Risky, with the possessiveness of the targs, but sweet. In their eyes, even if you were to leave home and love in the north- you'll always be there to see upon dragon-back. The reputation of loyalty of northern men too is a bonus in their eyes, they want their sister to settle with the right person who'll treat them right.
Nonetheless I like the idea of Cregan Stark and bastard!reader having some sort of pining situration going on! The targs are careful with their position and their need for reinforcement- so although they may not be keen, they'd endure.
I can imagine Rhaenyra having you sent off with Jace to meet with lord stark, because I think the idea of her sending one of the prettiest targarian princesses to go meet and cement a partnership with the Starks is pretty funny 😭 take a gander at what you'll be defending, Lord stark 👀
I've done mostly team black here, but if anyone wants to hear from team green, I can probably cook one up! Just tell me your thoughts! 😌💕
Also yes. I'm still sick, but I may get a few things written here and there!
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If you’re looking for requests I have one for ya!!
Reader is at a party with their wife (or girlfriend, whichever you decide works best) Alcina. A beautiful woman walks up to reader at the bar and starts flirting with them but they’re clueless and just think she’s being friendly.
Alcina sees what’s going on and gets wildly jealous. When reader gets back to her she’s short and angry with reader. Eventually, she tells reader what she saw and reader is shocked that the girl was flirting with them.
Alcina gets possessive (as per usual) and takes reader into the bathroom and fucks her brains out so the only person in reader mind for the rest of the night is Alcina.
Maybe some sweet fluff at the end?
When temptations are high
Alcina dimitrescu x fem!reader
Warning: smut,slight cunniligus, slight praise kink,strap, degradation kink, possessiveness, dom!alcina, slight mean alcina, manhandling, rough sex, slight overstiumlation, slight orgasm denial, fluff.
A/n: I'm honestly sorry to howsoever requested this because it's been 42,827 years and I'm sorry, thank you for your patience 💀😭hope you enjoy😌💞🙌
The music was great and the party was very much alive. Everyone had their natural flow to the beat of the song. You and alcina were fashionably late as always. You were wearing a skin tight black slik skirt with a simple white vintage cardigan, as for alcina she was wearing black men trousers and a white blouse with the sleeves rolled up around her elbows.
Her hair was curled up around her face, every step she took they bounced. Her silhouette red heels adding to her height. You both turned some heads as you walked up to the bar to get yourselves some drinks.
Alcina made small talk with one of her friends at the bar as she waited for the bar man to hand over the drinks.
Your eyes wondered curiously around the room, flicking from couples grinding on eachother, the single ones dancing their soul out on the dance floor, the vibe was amazing. You could feel someone staring at you, you averted your eyes to the persons mysterious pull. Your eyes landed on this breath taking woman that was standing in the shadowy end on the room.
She had on a red dress that was covered in dimonds and her hairstyle was exactly the same to alcinas, except she had a side part. Her make up was dark and vibrant, alluring a soft glow when ever the lights from the DJ booth flicked across her face.
You must have been staring for too long, because the mystery woman across the room flashed you a sly smirk before turning to the girl next to her and began talking. She must have a strong effect on people because the poor started squirming and blushing drastically.
You had a huge thing for middle aged women and it was obvious just by your relationship with the alcina dimitrescu. You narrowed your eyes at the scene and turned to give your attention back to alcina who was now in another conversation with someone else.
The bartender handed you your drink, a martini, light ice and alcinas ruby red Italian wine. You gaved her drink to her which she glady took, giving you a kiss on the cheek and flashing you a small smile as she returned to her conversation.
You sighed and decided to walk around the room. The music changed to a soft romantic jazz. You smiled and proceeded to turn around to go back to alcina so that the both of you can dance, since of course she loved jazz music but you bumped into someone almost falling down.
A strong pair of hands grabbed your waist quickly and held you close to them. You caught yourself and sighed. Looking up to see the same mystery woman staring into your soul. God she was beautiful. You got lost in her emerald eyes as she gently pulled you up onto your feet to stand straight - her hand never leaving your side.
"Thank you" you whispered, not trusting your voice to say anything more. You could feel your body getting hotter each passing second and it was becoming slightly impossible for you to keep your sanity.
" that skirt looks good on you" she whispered in your ear, her lips slightly hovering over your skin making you sliver. Before you can even respond with an appropriate answer she spoke up again.
" but I'm sure It will look better on my bedroom floor" you were utterly lost for words. She pulled you closer to her and placed a soft but meaning kiss to your neck before sighing, she rested her face into your neck leaving a few more kisses there before she completely released you from her hold.
It took every cell in your body to try not to whine at the lost of contact. You should be ashamed of yourself. You were as red as a tomato if not more red , and sweating ducks. She smiled seductively at you before taking out a business card and giving it to you. She leaned into your ear again and spoke.
" if you ever get bored of the eiffel tower" she said sarcastically, and you knew who she was referring to. You bite your lip and shook your head. She walked pass you and you were immediately met with alcinas golden eyes piercing into your soul.
The were cold and full of anger. From the way her nose flared, she hands were clenched and her hooded eyes you knew it was better if you got on your knees and begged the earth to open up and suck you in because God alone knows what's running through her mind.
You gulped as you slowly walked over to her, like a scolded puppy when they know they did something wrong. As you approached her you could literally see the fire flames burning in her eyes. Her pupils dilated and she only looked at you, like an hawk looks at its prey.
You cleared your throat and stood directly infront of her. She scoffed as she looked down and saw the business card in your hand. She looked over at the woman across the room and glared at her, the lady only raising her glass as if she's making a toast before smirking and walking towards the DJ booth. Alcina suddenly grabbed hold of your wrist and pulled you towards the bathroom area.
She pushed you in harshly but still making sure not to hurt you in the process.
" what the fuck was that!" She shouted her eyes flicking a deadly golden color clear evidence she was completely perplexed and wasn't going to take any bullshit amswer from you. When you didn't answer but instead looked down she tore the business card away from your hand and tore it to pieces before throwing it the trash can.
" if I didn't know better I would think that you wanted her to fuck you right then and there in front of everyone" she spoke through gritted teeth. You didn't expect to get on her bad side tonight, tonight was supposed to be special, a little night out so that the both of you can relax and take a break from work.
She grabbed your chin and forced you to look up at her.
" Your lucky I love you enough not to go to jail otherwise I would have snapped her in half!" She growled. You gulped as you looked into her eyes. She was absolutely serious and she was raging. Her anger is not one to be testednor doubted..It's dangerous and it shows no mercy. And when she's anger she's a completely different person. And if she says she would have snapped that woman in half you best believe it.
She groaned loudly as she harshly let go of your chin. She sighed heavily as she started to paste back and forth across the room.
" cina I'm sorry, everything happened so fast, I almost fell she helped me and- I don't have an excuse because I could have walked away I'm sorry. it's not that big of a deal. Her eyes were just so-" she cut you off by quickly walking up to you and choking you. You reached behind you to quickly hold yourself up by using the edge of the sink and she leaned you back.
" not that big of a deal? what was her fucking name" she snarled at you tightening her grip around your neck, now she was scaring you. Alcina would never hurt you but as of now her grip was cutting off your blood flow and you were losing oxygen. You couldn't even think properly but your tried to remember. You thinked back to when she handed you the card and you looked down at it.
Kate
" h-her name w-was kate" you manged to choke out, before she released you. You immediately gasped for air and you held onto her shoulder. Alcina pressed herself flush against your body and you could feel her strap. You looked up at her wide eyed and she chuckled darkly.
" it was meant to be for a surprise when we got home but my, my darling you need a punishment" she spoke in a sultry voice. Alcina smirked as she saw the blacked out expression on your face. You looked surprise but also so needy for her cock in your greedy hole. You squirmed and rubbed your thighs together but she immediately picked up on it and forced her knee between them to stop you.
She wrapped her hands around your neck again but this time more gently.
" listen to me you little slut and attention seeker, I'm gonna fuck you til you can even remember her name and yours and since you loved her eyes I'm gonna make you look at me while you come undone on mommy's strap and maybe.... who knows, maybe you'll see stars" she chuckled as you already started drooling for her.
In one swift motion alcina unbuttoned your cardigan and unclasped your bra, she lifted you up and placed you onto the counter. You spread your legs for her in a sexy way, batting your eyelashes and biting your bottom lip seductively. Alcina chuckled as she unbuttoned her pants and pulled them down enough for the strap to bounce out.
She groaned as she looked up at you and smirked.
" next time I should have you suck it off, mhm" she spoke in a teasing tone. You'd be more than happy to. Alcina took off your skirt and looked at the thin see through white thong you have on. She chuckled before ripping it, having it suffer the same fate as the business card before pushing it in her pocket. Alcina cooed as she gently ran her cold firm cock up your slit and slightly over your clit causing you to moan as your eyes rolled back.
" so desperate from mommy's cock huh? Mhm little slut who has you this wet and cock drunk?" She asked chuckling as she looked up at you smirking at your needy whimpers and pathetic moans as your eyes rolled back into your head. You mumbled incoherent sentences. Alcina loved seeing you like this for her but she needed you to respond. She was in charge.
In one swift and deep thrust she bottomed out in you. All the air was pushed out of your lungs as you felt the tip of her cock press deep within your spongy walls hitting your sweet spot so good, few more of thoses and you would be cumming and screaming her name. She pressed on the tummy bulge she had created in you and leaned down towards your face smirking like the devil himself.
" Answer me you slut, I got you this cock drunk?" She asked once more in a demanding sultry tone. You tried your best to answer her you really did but God the only thing you could think about was her cock. Alcinas dimitrescus cock buried deep within you. For sure if anyone came in and saw this scenery they would faint.
Your legs trembled as she straightened up her posture and started a few slow strokes within you. Watching as your face convert in pleasure as your mouth formed a small "o" shape as you fought to hold onto her shoulders for stability.
"You love when mommy fucks you like this don't you my love? Think that woman could get this deep in you? Mhm make you cum the way I make you do?" She asked and you forced yourself to squeak out a high pitched "no". She smirked, her eyebrows quriking up in disbelief.
" I don't believe you" she simply stated. Alcina removed your hands from her shoulder as she intertwined her fingers with your, holding your hand above your head. She moved her hips and a relentlessly pace pounding your cunt in ways you knew for sure that other woman can't.
" fuck! Alcina p-please mph!" You moaned as you removed your hand from her hold and tried to press against her mound she she wouldn't deep but she only removed your hand forcing it back above your head as she went even deeper, now she started rubbing tight fast circles around your puffy bud, groaning as the room now became filled with your screams of pleasure and her grunts.
You were seeing stars. Alcina was fucking you like a animal, so fucking good ( as always). Tears started to form in your eyes as you forced yourself to look up at her. She was focused on the sight of her cock going in and out of you and her mission with your clit.
You moaned her name softly as she spat on your clit and started rubbing it more harshly. You fought against her hold on your hip as your eyes rolled back once more. Alcina looked up at the sight before her, she was in awe. You were crying. Your makeup messed up, mascara running down along with the tears, your hair messed up. Fuck you were a beautiful sight to see. That made alcina even more feral.
" fucking God, are you crying draga? Mommy fucks you so good that you cry on her cock, wanna cum too huh?" You nodded uncontrollably as you felt yourself clench down on her cock.
" fucking cum for mommy " she whispered opening your shaking legs to the widest as she fucked you hard and fast, pounding ruthlessly into your g-spot every 2 seconds. With one final thrust you cumed on alcinas faux cock as she panted.
She chuckled at your worn out, gently removing her cock from your ruined cunt she kneeled down and admired what she created like your cunt was the most precious art piece in the entire world. She slowly cleaned you with her tongue looking up at you sympathetically as you let out soft whimpers. She cooed softly at you the vibrations sending a shock wave through you making you grab her hair and pull her away from you.
She softly kissed your clit before coming up and kissing you passionately, you could taste every bit of yourself on her tongue. She realesed you and helped you get dressed again. Noticing the tired expression on your face. She picked you up bridal style and carried you out of the bathroom and through the back door so no one would see.
She placed you in the car, putting your seat belt on she noticed that you were already asleep. She smiled softly, removing strands of hair from your face and quietly shutting the door moving to her side. The ride home to your shared mansion was quite. Alcina took you up stairs and ran you a bath, after she proceeded to cuddle with you in bed.
" I'm sorry if I accidentally hurt you today my love, you know i get a little jealous when it comes to what is mine" she spoke softly kissing your forehead. You smiled up at her and chuckled.
" you weren't sorry when you were fucking my brains out, but not gonnna lie i really enjoyed it" you said sarcastically, she playfully rolled her eyes and stared at you happily.
" God I love you" she mumbled before slowly starting to drift off to sleep.
" not as much as I do" you whispered, you both went back and forth about who loved who more until you both fell into deep slumber.
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“Hi first I love your stories and match ups, may I ask for a match up in the Hobbit. I'm a 4'11, puerto rican girl, introverted workaholic bookworm on the autistic spectrum. I have long curly dark brown hair with a undercut. I'm also an Aquarius. I suffer from both anxiety and ocd. I tend to hold in anger cause I'm afraid that it will hurt people and I like having my space. I hope this doesn't bother you.” -@cutebean-123
It sure doesn't because you get to be the first person I match with...
Thorin Oakenshield Himself 😌
It really matters not, but one of the first things that strikes the king-to-be is the fact that despite you being a daughter of men you share in his stature. He is not used to looking men of any kind in the eye, rather being looked down on, and this is part of his distrust beyond his own people: the sheer air of condescension that arises. With you, though, you fit in, or blend in at least. He is unsure if Gandalf's recommendation carries weight solely by how shy and unsure you seem upon first meeting him. Struggling at first to actually look him in the eye, largely because you could barely pull your nose from your books! The wizard is insistent your knowledge is great and valuable, and you certainly show more promise than the burglar. The others take to you fairly quickly, especially the brothers Ri. The company’s youngest loves your books, too, it seems.
It stirs something in Thorin how protective the others are of you, the way you’re defended from every match of playful insults and pulled out of danger again and again. He wants to be annoyed, frustrated at the addition of two inexperienced adventurers, but when you share your enthusiasm to see his beautiful kingdom, all the legends you have heard, it simply fizzles out. Soon, the only annoyance he finds himself feeling is at the sight of the others’ hands about your waist even if they are saving you.
He notices the way you don’t tend to express things outwardly and frankly he understands. It only further fuels the shock crossing his face and mind when you snap one day, releasing anger he hadn’t even realized you held beneath your calm exterior. The others had been teasing you too hard and had even taken something of yours, and Thorin instantly barks at them to stop and give it back when he sees. You apologize for causing so much trouble and Thorin just gives a deep chuckle, shaking his head. “How is that your fault? They thought antagonizing someone they found soft was funny? It is no joke at all. That lot could learn a thing or two about order- something I think you and I understand well.” Sentimental or not, even if the object is simply a beloved fidget, the king surprises you with his understanding. Reaching into the large folds of his coat, Thorin pulls out a key. You have seen this key once before back in Bilbo’s home, but now he lets you see it up close. “I find myself toying with this in idleness. The feel of it beneath my fingers… something of it is reassuring. I understand you.” Something about those words break down your smile, bringing you to wrap your arms around the king, who breaks into an uncharacteristically shy smile. “Understanding is not something we often come by, is it? And yet here I think our hearts can rest.” He feels your nod of agreement once your head rests upon his shoulder.
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Wavelengths [Killer x Reader, Heat x Reader]
🔞 Minors DNI 🔞
A search for a rumored Vegapunk weapon leads the Kid Pirates to an unexpected new crewmate, with a bloodlust that rivals their own and an incredible power.
CW: Please check AO3 for all current warnings, but general warning for smut, slow burn, serious gore, and really dark themes. AFAB reader, she/her pronouns.
Masterlist || AO3 || Chapter 1
Chapter 8 - Sorry
You show off your skills, and Kid gets sick of living with toddlers.
WC: ~4k
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Tumblr crossposting is caught up to AO3 now so updates won't be daily anymore but fear not, updates will still be pretty frequent 😌
You had gone to bed angry, and now, woken by the ship's bell, you were waking up even angrier. You tossed your seastone chunk into your side table drawer and grabbed your mask, jamming it on your head a little too hard. You were wearing a set of baby pink, satin pajamas - a matching tank and shorts combo. Not super ideal for fighting, but if the use of the bell here was anything like on a marine ship, you didn't have time to find anything better, you needed to focus on your weapons. The ship was out in open sea, which meant the bell could only be one of two things: a seaking, or an enemy ship. If it was the latter you ran the risk of seastone bullets, or running out of stamina for your fruit depending on the enemy's size, so you hurriedly buckled your thigh holster for your dagger and pulled on your usual Vegapunk jacket, followed by the belt for your sword.
You hurried out to the main deck where the rest of the crew was gathering, weapons in hand. Kid was standing on the front upper deck, keeping watch of the situation and waiting for everyone to emerge before giving his orders. If it was a seaking he would have already been giving his orders, or dealing with it himself, so you guessed it must be an approaching ship. He caught sight of your purple hair as you arrived, and turned to yell down at you.
“Oi, new girl, come here,” he barked. You hurried up the stairs to the upper deck to stand in front of him, the obedient subordinate part of your brain thoroughly activated. You could clearly see now the two large marine ships that were on route to you.
“What can you tell me about those ships?” He said, pointing his metal hand in their direction. Killer was leaning against the railing behind him, with his arms crossed and mask tilted expectantly in your direction. You pouted at him and looked away, to where the ships were, adjusting your mask to scan through a few different views of it.
“The one on the left is an older model, standard issue three mast, wooden hull, about 50 crew, eight cannons either side, none at the front or rear. The larger is a newer model I don't recognise, but I can see it has a seastone hull. They started using those not long before I was benched to keep seakings at bay. I see ten cannons either side, stacked in rows of five, and three at the front. They're currently being loaded, you should prepare to send them back, the rounds are definitely metal”
Cannonfire rang out with a puff of smoke as the three rounds were shot, not quite in unison. Kid raised his flesh arm and sent them back with a flurry of purple sparks, and the frontmost mast of the larger ship cracked and fell sideways, a flurry of men shouting and scurrying to take cover as it fell.
“Good, what else,” Kid asked.
“About 200 men on that one, it'll be the harder of the two ships certainly,” you reported, “A two ship formation like that is likely going to try and blockade, one ship at our side and the other blocking our exit from the front, but I'm guessing you already knew that. I can take down the smaller ship, if you'd like. I can only perform Meteor Wave once during a battle though, it drains too much energy, but I'll be able to use focused attacks after that.”
“Do it,” he smirked, excitement bubbling at the chance to put his new weapon to good use.
“Before I go, I need you to warn your men,” you said sternly, “when we swap to the other ship, and I start making precise attacks, I won't be able to differentiate between us and them. You and Killer will be the only ones I'm able to recognise, because of your metal arm and his metal mask. I'll be swapping my mask to a setting that lets me zero in on their organs, I don't usually do that but with this many enemies in a small space it's the best way to stretch out my power in my current weakened state, by making sure I only need to use a small focused amount for each enemy. They need to stay clear of me, I won't be held responsible if I kill your men. I'm a weapon, after all. In future it shouldn't be a issue, but right now I'm not confident with my stamina levels”
“Understood, Yin,” Kid mused. In truth staying out of the way was something his crew was good at, they were pretty used to it with him. He could be a bit of a wrecking ball during battles when he let his devil fruit loose. “Head straight to the larger ship when you're done with the first, we'll meet you there”
“Aye aye, Captain,” you made a small salute, it was instinctual after your time in the marines, and turned on your heel to moon step away.
“Brief the men,” Kid said to his first mate without turning, his eyes fixed on your shrinking form as you approached the smaller ship. Enemy rifles were fired at you, but you gracefully dodged the bullets or deflected them and continued on your merry way, gaining height as you had the first day he'd seen you. “I want to watch my new toy in action,” he made his way to the very front of the ship, and jumped up on the figurehead skull, shoeing away another round of cannonballs before putting his hands on his hips proudly to watch you.
You arrived at the ship as Killer began to brief the rest of the crew, and Kid watched as you performed your flips and came barreling down towards the marine ship. He couldn't hear your attack call from this distance, but the audible crack of the ship and the collective screaming of men on board was clear. A wave of water rippled away from the ship, a shockwave from your attack, as you appeared in the sky again and made your way to the other ship. The larger of the two ships was considerably faster, and was quickly nearing the Victoria Punk as you approached it. The broken ship behind you finished cracking in half and the two sides fell away from each other, the masts breaking and falling to their sides as the halves began to sink. A few lucky men managed to board lifeboats, but most of them were screaming in the water as the downward pull of the sinking ship pieces began to drag them under and drown them. Kid let out a roaring laugh, what a wonderful sight.
The guns of the second ship were trained mostly on you now as you approached it, the Kid Pirates quickly approaching from the other direction and making preparations to board. It seemed the marines on this ship knew a little of your reputation, word of your escape had no doubt begun to spread in this area at least, a few marines screaming “It's Yin! Get the seastone!” as you adjusted your visor and landed gracefully on the deck. You wouldn't be surprised if this ship belonged to the base they had found you at, they were still within reasonable range of it for that to be true.
Like yesterday, you couldn't see the floor with your visor set to red. You could however see hundreds of sets of feet, and that was enough to show your where the deck was as you began your rampage. Focusing your strength into your legs, you let your speed carry you, zeroing in on every beating heart you saw and sending precise ribbons of concentrated vibrations directly into them, effectively bursting their hearts instantly, moving immediately to the next man before the previous had even finished falling. The Victoria Punk arrived and the Kid Pirates swiftly began boarding the marine ship, the tides of the battle quickly turned as the marines realised their plan to overwhelm and attack had been completely dismantled.
You couldn't see much of anything that would usually be visible, just hoping that Kid had adequately warned the crew, as you spread through the marines like a wildfire. You could faintly make out the scraps of metal flying around you as Kid used his devil fruit, Killer slicing through men like butter, and you noticed the three pronged trident that you knew belonged to Wire, which thankfully made three people you could recognise and not accidentally kill.
They made quick work of the marines, and when the numbers got low and you grew wary, you returned your visor to its default function and drew your sword, cutting through the enemies, who were clearly identifiable now, with the hard earned precision of someone who had been raised as a killing machine. The katana happily drank up its first taste of blood as you ran it through the ill prepared marines.
When the enemy numbers grew too few to properly engage, they were rounded up and executed, the defeated captain and first mate dragged back to Victoria for Kid to play with later. You wiped your blade on the shirt of a dead marine and sheathed it, pulling yourself to sit on the railing to watch the last few executions and yawning. Honestly, you were bored. They'd barely challenged you, even in your weakened state, and you'd come away with nothing but a few rogue splinters from destroying the smaller ship.
“Loot everything that's loose, and send this ship to hell,” Kid barked, turning to jump back on to his own ship, followed by the commanders, you included.
Killer was standing on deck, waiting for you when you got back. He began to speak to you as you passed by on your way to return to bed, “Good work out th-”
“Save it, Massacre Soldier,” you growled, “I'm not in the mood.” You slammed the door shut behind you as you entered the rear cabin, leaving Killer speechless on the deck.
“Fucccck,” Kid laughed, “she's fucking pissed at you man”
“Shut it, Kid,” he said flatly.
“What? Not in the mood?” Kid roared.
Killer tilted his mask towards Kid in expressionless anger and said nothing, storming off with a huff to his own room. Kid couldn't help but laugh, his best friend was never one to act pissy, he'd always been the more level headed of the two of them, but it seemed like Killer had been different since you'd come on board. He knew Killer well, and it was plain to him that his first mate was developing a soft spot for you, and it was pissing him off more than anything.
Several days later and you were still holding your grudge, and Killer wasn't budging on an apology. To be fair, he'd already apologized, but you didn't think it was good enough. There hadn't been a second reading lesson, you didn't even want to sit at the same dining table as him, let alone spend time alone with him. He'd hurt you deeply with his comment about trust, it was obvious to everyone. You were right though, they all knew it, except Killer apparently. It was clear you'd been working hard to build relationships, and you hadn't done anything to prove you were disloyal, and he'd even said that you were friends, but he'd acted like all that work was nothing. Not to mention the whole ‘raped by every man you've ever met’ thing, he had no right to lecture your about trust when you were fighting every instinct you had, every second you spent around the crew. You may come off on the outside as cheerful and easy going, but under that shell was a lifetime of trauma and distrust.
Heat had tried to mediate the relationship, every meal was becoming an awkward uphill battle, but you wouldn't give it up. You wanted a proper, formal apology, recognising that he understood why what he'd said had hurt you, but he wasn't willing to give in. Finally, after their third dinner in silence, Kid cracked.
“That's it, I can't fucking take sitting between you two fucking toddlers anymore,” he roared as he stood up suddenly, “Killer just fucking apologise already”
“Is that an order?” Killer replied sarcastically. You scowled at him.
“Yes its a fucking order, I'm sick of having to pussyfoot around the two of you. This is ridiculous, since when have I had to be the mature one” Kid grabbed each of you by your shirts and dragged you to both stand up. “The two of you are going outside and dealing with this, now” he growled. Killer slammed his fist against the table and stormed off, and you crossed your arms over your chest and slinked behind him.
You followed him to the front upper deck, far from the earshot of nosey henchmen or the commander on watch. The two of you stood in silence, staring out at the water. The air was burning with anger and frustration as the two masked crewmates refused to speak, till finally you got sick of the cold shoulder you were receiving.
“Fuck this, I'm going to bed,” you declared before turning to leave. He sighed and grabbed your wrist, finally softening.
“Wait,” he grumbled.
“Why bother?” You frowned, pulling your arm out of his grip and holding your wrist like he'd burned you, “you know, I really thought after the reading lesson that we had something, that we really could be friends. I've worked my ass off trying to earn this crew's trust since the second you met me. I have done nothing to earn your distrust, I have done nothing but work to build friendships here. And don't even fucking get me started on how hard it is to learn to trust you. I can't even see your face, and you want me to blindly trust you? You? A man? A man who could pin me and rape me at any moment like every other man I've had the displeasure of serving under. You've got some fucking nerve lecturing me about trust”
You were thankful that your mask was hiding the angry tears you bore as you poured out your pent up rage at him. He stared at you silently, mulling over your argument.
“You're right,” he sighed, taking a step towards you. You instinctually stepped backwards, away from him, so he froze in place, not wanting to further make you uncomfortable. You were right, one reading lesson couldn't stand up against a lifetime of abuse when it came to earning your trust, he didn't deserve your trust yet. Meanwhile you'd done nothing but show you could be trusted, and he'd entirely ignored it. He could see now why you'd been so hurt at his off-handed statement. “I'm sorry, I am, I can see now what a dickhead I've been”
You sighed and rubbed your arm, the air was turning brisk as the ship approached a winter island and you regretted leaving your jacket in your room. “I don't know shit about you Killer, but you know everything about me. I don't have anything to hide, I've bared it all to you willingly, but you hide everything. How am I supposed to trust you?”
“You're right, I get it,” he leaned back against the railing and crossed his arms, “I know I'm not exactly an open book, but I'm trying to be friendly, I am. I'm just- cold. I guess”
“You're not cold,” you said, stepping towards him and placing a hand on one of his crossed arms in a comforting gesture, “you're just… an introvert. A cold person wouldn't have offered to teach me to read or cook. I'm sorry too, okay? You don't have to teach me to read anymore, it's okay, maybe Heat or Wire will help me”
His head perked up at that. He didn't know why, but it hurt to think you didn't want him teaching you anymore. He'd enjoyed teaching you, it was rewarding for him. And in truth he really did want to consider you a friend, outside of this fight you'd been easy to be around and talk to, and he felt a solidarity with you given your twin needs for masks. Your reasons for them were different, but you understood what it was to need the mask, the sacred place it held for him. You could have snuck a peek at his face in the infirmary, but you hadn't even considered it, and he wasn't giving you the credit you deserved for that.
“No, it's fine, I want to teach you,” he quickly said. Your brows raised in surprise at the admission.
“Oh, okay then…” you replied softly. There was a long awkward silence before you suddenly realised you were still touching him, and you tore your hand away like you were at risk of hurting him, “Sorry. Uh… you can tell Kid we made up. I'm going to bed, goodnight, Killer.” You hurriedly turned and walked away without another word, a vibrant blush spreading under your mask.
“Goodnight..” he replied. He rubbed his arm where you'd been touching him, feeling suddenly cold at the loss of your soft, warm hand.
You were woken up early the next day by Heat knocking on your door. After almost two weeks out of lock up, combined with night watches, you'd started to shake off the sleep pattern that had been drilled into you by the marines, and started sleeping in a little. Not much, but enough that you wouldn't be aimlessly wandering around before breakfast anymore. Heat slid into the room without waiting for your response, closing the door behind him and sitting at the foot of your bed.
“Did I sleep through breakfast again?” You yawned. It wasn't like Heat to be in your room so early.
“Nah, but there's good news,” he smiled, “News Coo just came in, Kid wants to talk to the commanders. Which includes you now”
“It's too early for a meeting,” you rolled over and squished your face into the pillow, “tell Kid I died or something” you mumbled into it.
“No dice, little lady,” he gave you some playful shoves to roll you back over and you groaned, finally giving up and sitting upright. Your lilac hair fell loose around your face as you pouted at Heat, grumbling about human rights violations and sliding out of the bed. You started pulling off your pajamas, your breasts falling from your yellow satin tank top, and Heat blushed bright red. You were used to having no privacy, so it didn't phase you that Heat was sitting right there. He was happy though to see that they were beginning to fill out, and your limbs and face were noticeably less boney than they had been when they freed you. Heat was the only one who regularly saw you without the mask, but he saw how your eyes were less sunken every day.
You pulled a bra from a drawer and turned to him as you started putting it on, suddenly noticing his blush and where his eyes were fixed, “What did the News Coo sa- oi, my eyes are up here”
“SORRY,” he yelped, covering his eyes with his hands. You openly laughed at him.
“It's fine Heat, I'm just fucking with you, you can look,” you giggled. He peeked through his fingers and saw you now standing proudly in front of him in only your panties and matching bra.
You slid onto his lap, suddenly overcome by confidence after seeing his shyness, and pulled his hands from his face, resting them on your hips. “Do you not want to look at me?” You asked him in a sultry tone, your head tilted ever so slightly.
“I- of course I wanna look at you,” he said, turning even redder as he trailed his eyes down your front, before running back up to meet your [e/c] eyes. You were still holding your seastone, and he wasn't sure he'd ever seen your normal eyes so close before. He was a lot taller than you, so you had to look up at him. All he had to do was lean down just a little, and his lips would connect with yours..
“HEAT, WHAT'S TAKING SO FUCKING LONG,” Double banged on the cabin door and spooked you, quickly climbing off his lap and going back to getting dressed.
“FUCK OFF FATASS,” Heat yelled back, angry at the missed opportunity, “tell Kid to hold his fucking horses, we'll be there in a second!”
Heavy footsteps receded in the hall outside as Double left to return to the navigation room, and Heat sighed as you finished pulling on your shoes and picked up your mask. “Yin…”
“It's okay Heat,” you tilted his chin up gently with a crooked finger and looked into his sad eyes, before pressing a chaste kiss to the scar that ran over his cheekbone and rubbing your thumb over his chin, “later?”
“Okay,” he mumbled as you slipped your mask on and discarded your seastone. You took his hand and pulled him to stand, wrapping your arms around his waist in a quick hug. He held you there for a brief second before letting go, it was a quiet, tender moment that he wished could have gone on forever. Operation: Girlfriend had just been about finding a way to get his dick wet on the regular without paying, but the way you treated him with such softness, entirely unphased by his scars or his perpetually depressed expression, the way you hugged him so casually, you made his heart beat in ways he didn't think were possible. He was starting to feel like it was his job to make you feel safe and happy on this ship, every instinct was telling him to not let go, to hold you here, safe in his arms always. His face felt warm when you squeezed him a little tighter.
“Come on, Kid will bite our heads off if we don't get going,” he let go of your but held out a hopeful hand, and you took it willingly with a smile, letting him lead you out of the room. Your hand was so soft and small inside his cold, boney hand, it felt so fragile, so he held it with care.
[NEXT CHAPTER]
#one piece fanfiction#one piece smut#killer one piece#killer x reader#massacre soldier killer#heat one piece#heat x reader#kid pirates
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to bad lady stoneheart will crown arya in robb’s crown leading her to be queen of the north at least sansa can enjoy her life with her two timing husband in the vale 😌
Top 10 Funniest Ship Girl Foreshadowing
10. Gendry's very important question.
He looked dubious. "Did you ever sail a boat?" "You put up the sail," she said, "and the wind pushes it." "What if the wind is blowing the wrong way?" "Then there's oars to row." - Arya II, ASOS
9. Excellent names!
I mean to use your second son as well. He will take Lady Marya across the narrow sea, to Braavos and the other Free Cities, to deliver other letters to the men who rule there. - Davos I, ACOK
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"Just so. Your father was oarmaster on a galley. When your mother died, he took you off to sea with him. Then he died as well, and his captain had no use for you, so he put you off the ship in Braavos. And what was the name of the ship?" "Nymeria," she said at once. - Arya II, AFFC
8. Hey, what's with this Stark they keep telling us about.
That's a Brandon, the tall one with the dreamy face, he was Brandon the Shipwright, because he loved the sea. His tomb is empty. He tried to sail west across the Sunset Sea and was never seen again. - Bran VII, AGOT
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It was Bran's turn to tell a story, so he told them about another Brandon Stark, the one called Brandon the Shipwright, who had sailed off beyond the Sunset Sea. - Bran III, ASOS
7. Arya spells it out.
Only Braavosi were permitted use of the Purple Harbor, from the Drowned Town and the Sealord's Palace; ships from her sister cities and the rest of the wide world had to use the Ragman's Harbor, a poorer, rougher, dirtier port than the Purple. It was noisier as well, as sailors and traders from half a hundred lands crowded its wharves and alleys, mingling with those who served and preyed on them. Cat liked it best of any place in Braavos. She liked the noise and the strange smells, and seeing what ships had come in on the evening tide and what ships had departed. She liked the sailors too; the boisterous Tyroshi with their booming voices and dyed whiskers; the fair-haired Lyseni, always trying to niggle down her prices; the squat, hairy sailors from the Port of Ibben, growling curses in low, raspy voices. Her favorites were the Summer Islanders, with their skins as smooth and dark as teak. They wore feathered cloaks of red and green and yellow, and the tall masts and white sails of their swan ships were magnificent. - Cat of the Canals, AFFC
6. Arya spells it out again.
Arya bit her lip. She had crossed the narrow sea to get here, but if the captain had asked she would have told him she wanted to stay aboard the Titan’s Daughter. Salty was too small to man an oar, she knew that now, but she could learn to splice ropes and reef the sails and steer a course across the great salt seas. Denyo had taken her up to the crow’s nest once, and she hadn’t been afraid at all, though the deck had seemed a tiny thing below her. I can do sums too, and keep a cabin neat. - Arya I, AFFC
5. Arya spells it out one more time. (Plus one more, because she's so generous!)
It made her think of the sea. Maybe that was the way out. Old Nan used to tell stories of boys who stowed away on trading galleys and sailed off into all kinds of adventures. Maybe Arya could do that too. - Arya V, AGOT
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"It won’t be so bad, Sansa," Arya said. "We're going to sail on a galley. It will be an adventure - Sansa III, AGOT
4. Ned Stark makes a bizarre prediction about the future of one of his children.
"No," Ned said. He saw no use in lying to her. "Yet someday he may be the lord of a great holdfast and sit on the king's council. He might raise castles like Brandon the Builder, or sail a ship across the Sunset Sea, or enter your mother’s Faith and become the High Septon." - Eddard II, AGOT
3. An entire fandom forgets what made Nymeria famous.
He sang of Jonquil and Florian, of Prince Aemon the Dragonknight and his love for his brother's queen, of Nymeria's ten thousand ships. - Sansa VI, ACOK
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He had not noticed that before, no more than he had noticed the picture on the tapestry, a scene of Nymeria and her ten thousand ships. - The Soiled Knight, AFFC
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That is Nymeria's star, burning bright, and that milky band behind her, those are ten thousand ships. - The Queenmaker, AFFC
2. They could be like Nymeria, and sail beyond the Sunset Sea.
Lord Gylbert began to speak. He told of a wondrous land beyond the Sunset Sea, a land without winter or want, where death had no dominion. "Make me your king, and I shall lead you there," he cried. "We will build ten thousand ships as Nymeria once did and take sail with all our people to the land beyond the sunset. There every man shall be a king and every wife a queen." - The Drowned Man, AFFC
A marriage is arranged between Arya and Elmar. El mar. The sea.
"Also, if your sister Arya is returned to us safely, it is agreed that she will marry Lord Walder's youngest son, Elmar, when the two of them come of age." - Catelyn IX, AGOT
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I Want You to Show Me Weak
Fandom: Andor
Pairing: Kino Loy/F!Reader
Chapter 1/27 (2.8k words)
Chapter 2 ->
Summary: You're pretty sure Kino Loy hates you. He screams at you, grabs you, and shoves you against the wall, and it's becoming a problem because, well...it shouldn't fluster you as much as it does.
Warnings: Explicit rating, Smut, Prison, Prison sex, minor non-graphic injuries, Dom/Sub, sexual tension, dirty talk, praise, hair-pulling, light choking, unprotected sex, oral, angst
A/N: If you wanted Dom Kino on top of dirty talk Kino, boy do I have some good news for you 😌 Work title is from "Poison" by Vaults. Chapter title is from "Drink You Sober" by Bitter:Sweet
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Chapter 1 - Oh dear, look what you've done, you've made a mess of me
Having women in the prison on Narkina 5 is rare, but not unheard of. They don't really like taking a woman transfer because the prison was built and designed to hold men in close quarters. A woman's presence muddies the waters. Occasionally it's disruptive. And the guards really don't like disruptive, either. God forbid. Unfortunately they have no say in the Empire's decision of who goes where. So there you are, eating, sleeping, and working right alongside the men of Unit Five-Two-D.
There are a lot of things about Narkina 5 that suck, which is a colossal understatement, but your table usually isn't one of them. As far as tables go, especially compared to the rest of the shift's population, table 7 is pretty okay. You lucked out there, which may have been where ALL of your luck had gone instead because the rest of Narkina 5 fucking sucks.
Threl was the first man in your pod to acknowledge you after Kino had given you his whole ego spiel, pointed you in the right direction, and then curtly dismissed you. Threl is a tall, handsome man in his forties with dark brown skin, wide shoulders, a shaved head, a goatee that probably would have been neatly kept in different circumstances, and a rich bass voice. There is an easy confidence to him that had put you at ease when he first shook your hand. He introduced himself, the rest of the group, showed you where you would be standing, and made sure to explain things out loud while he worked. The others seemed happy to let him do all the talking—something that hasn't changed in your time there, and you can see why. He's easy to like. Anytime the table needs something, you all send Threl to talk to Kino. Kino seems to respect him and never looks as irritated talking to him as he does most people in there. Threl and Kino even talk outside of the shift. Not that you've tried to eavesdrop or anything.
On your left is Alis, who you assume is around the same age as you, but shorter than you by several inches. He may even be the shortest person on the whole shift. He has warm copper skin, dark cropped hair, and a wicked scar down the length of his cheek from his temple to his jaw. He never seems to be self conscious about it, thankfully. You think it looks pretty bad ass. Alis is also hilarious. Sometimes he cracks a joke to lighten the mood while you work. You thought it might get obnoxious eventually, but he always knows when to stop and be serious. There have been a few times your whole table has to stifle a laugh as you carry your finished part to the rack. He's the kind of guy you would be friends with on the outside. Alis is also fast. He can move around the table and through a crowd like it's nothing, and you have to scramble to keep up with him.
Next to him is Sorrek. He's the opposite of Alis: taller, older, tawny skinned, with blonde hair that is thinning with a bald spot in the back, and he has a thick build, as though he used to be very athletic when he was younger. He's also a quiet, reserved man. To the point he usually looks sad, but he never lets it slow him down. You like Sorrek, despite this. There's a gentleness to him. It takes a lot to make him angry. And though it's also difficult to make him laugh, it's not impossible. He gives off dad energy. He hasn't said so, but you're pretty sure he has kids. Once you jokingly said, "okay, dad" when he was fretting, and he looked like he was about to cry.
Your table's swing is Jevid. He's the oldest of the group and can't handle the heavier loads like everyone else can because he has a bad back. He's got freckled and sun-spotted ruddy cheeks that stand out against his beige skin, a large round belly, no hair on his head, but a thick, uneven, dark grey beard, and he's missing a top tooth on his left side. He's also ornery, but never mean. Just a grumpy old man. Threl is on the other side of him, and you think the two of them have been in there together for a while. They get along like old friends and Threl is always checking in on him to make sure he's not in too much pain.
Next is Taybus. Fucking Taybus, who fills you with equal parts irritation and affection, like a dumb little brother. He's more than a decade younger than you—you'd be surprised if he's even twenty yet. Before you, he was the newest person at the table, though he's been there for almost a year and a half now. He's tall and lanky with chin length brown hair that's always in his face, has the saddest attempt at growing a mustache you've ever seen, and his fair skin is dotted with tiny moles. Taybus is also a little shit on purpose. His main hobby is picking on people. It's not malicious or aggressive, he just likes bickering. Because he's an asshole. And a kid.
Finally, there's Edii, who you haven't quite figured out yet, even though he's next to you at the table. You've tried to talk to him a few times, but he's...well, he's quiet to the point of ignoring everyone else most of the time, except when he gets irritated. His basic is heavily accented already, but when he's mad, he slips into his native tongue so no one can understand what he's saying. You think he prefers it that way. He's almost sickly pale with short black hair, a thin nose and lips, and dark eyes. You can count on one hand the amount of times you've seen him smile, usually thanks to Alis and once because of you. He's the second youngest of the group, so before you came along, he got the brunt of Taybus's focused antagonism and he didn't handle it as well as you do. Threl had almost seemed relieved the first time Taybus teased you and you dug into him right back.
You all work well together. Your numbers aren't good enough to be in first place, but you do okay for yourselves. They don't treat you any differently because you're a woman, either. Well, Sorrek might worry and check up on you more than he does the others, and Jevid often apologizes if he makes a comment he thinks is inappropriate to say "in front of a lady," even though you tell him you've heard and said far worse. And you're not a lady, you're a woman. Other than that, though.
Then there's Kino Loy.
You're pretty sure Kino Loy hates you.
Not "Kino Loy finds you annoying" or "hates that you're his problem." Hates you. Specifically. You've only been there a month and he's already gotten pissed at you four times. That's a once a week average…except that all of them were in the past week and a half.
Now, you won't deny you probably deserved most of it. You just wish he wasn't such an asshole about it all the time.
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The first incident was for talking back. He was ragging on your table about picking up the pace and shouting out the tallies, like that would magically make you all less exhausted. You were tired and in pain, which made you irritable. So you may have told him that if he didn't like it, he could squeeze in between Alis and Sorrek on the other side of the table and help. Your entire pod, and some of the men that overheard in the pods next to yours, stared at you in horror. Even Edii.
Kino's eyes met yours, however, and he looked terrifyingly calm. And you knew immediately that you fucked up. He had you backed up against the table in seconds, the edge digging into your hip, and he got as close to you as he could without touching you.
"Never talk back to me again, do you understand?" His voice was low and there was a dangerous edge to it. You could feel his breath on your face and see every line on his. You noticed he had a tiny freckle on his left cheek, just above the line of his graying beard, and there were flecks of silver in the blue of his irises, like looking at frost through tinted glass.
"Sorry, Kino. I'm just tired, it won't happen again," you muttered, sounding properly chastised. And you were. Tired and sorry. Because you hadn't meant to say it, but sometimes your mouth got you in trouble.
"You're damn right it won't."
After he had stalked off, Threl gave you a disappointed look and Sorrek gave you a sad one. You just shook your head and said, "yeah yeah, I know."
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The second time was for smacking Taybus, who deserved it for being a little shit. He likes riling Edii up by moving his tools or telling him he's doing something wrong until the quiet man snaps and goes off on a tirade back at Taybus. Which meant that day, Edii was more focused on ranting than working. It slowed everyone down, and it was also annoying. Threl had told Taybus to knock it off, which usually put an end to it, but he wasn't shutting up. So you smacked him. But it wasn't just that you smacked him. It was that you left your spot, walked around Edii, and smacked him. Hard.
"What in the hell do you think you're doing?" Kino's voice boomed from halfway across the room. The floor went quiet immediately, some men even stopped working, and they all turned to look at you. Then Kino was scowling and stalking towards you.
Like a deer in headlights, you responded, "I was telling Taybus to shut the hell up because he's distracting the table." There was a sputter of protest behind you, and you thought Taybus should be grateful Kino was almost there or you would have smacked him again. Kino looked even more pissed after that, his face contorted in controlled rage, and you braced yourself. You felt like a child getting scolded in a classroom, and you hated it. It made you feel small.
"I told you on your first day here that if you have a problem with someone, you come to me. What part of that did you have trouble understanding?" He was once again leaning in so close you could feel him in front of you, like a swell of heat and pressure.
"None of it." Your face and neck flushed with anger and embarrassment.
"Sure as hell didn't look that way."
You shifted awkwardly on your feet and looked down at the floor. You wanted to defend yourself, say that you were just trying to get the work done, but you knew it would only make things worse.
"Next time, you have problems at your table? Don't do my job for me. Got it?" Kino also gave Taybus, who finally had the decency to look apologetic, a pointed look.
You nodded.
"Sorry, Kino," Threl spoke up.
Kino turned to him, but with less anger, and said, "Just keep your table in line."
Threl and Sorrek both gave off more disappointed dad energy, Alis tried to crack a joke to lighten the tension, but quickly gave up, Taybus sulked, Edii went back to being Edii, and Jevid spent the next ten minutes telling you that you shouldn't rile Kino up.
"Never seen that man yell at someone so much." Jevid shook his head.
"Gee, thanks, Jev. Makes me feel really great to know I'm the only woman AND the biggest fuck up."
"You aren't a fuck up," Sorrek softly interjected. You appreciated him. Truly, you did. Even if he was, perhaps, a bad judge of character.
"I'm just sayin', you should keep your head down for a bit and let him cool off."
You let out a huff of exasperation. "That's what I'm trying to do!" And you were. Trying, that is.
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The third time was for talking back again.
You muttered under your breath thinking he wouldn't hear you, and boy were you wrong. He actually grabbed you by the front of your uniform that time, and you gasped when he pulled you closer. He didn't say anything, just glared at you with this intense look on his face for a solid twenty seconds while your heart pounded and he remained perfectly in control. It got his point across. Or at least you assume it did because you kept thinking about it the rest of the day. And the day after.
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The fourth time wasn't your fault. You were standing in line after your shift and Taybus was whining to Alis about wanting to finally get first place because he was tired of eating warm mush.
"It's pretty good, man. You ever have fried trunkfish and gravy?"
"No," Taybus whined some more.
"Reminds me of that. Real gourmet shit."
"Man! We were getting close when Ondon was still here. Now we're stuck with someone getting us in trouble all the time and messing up our numbers." He said the last part loud enough that you could hear, as if you weren't already listening.
"Oh, come off it. Don't pretend it's me, like Threl doesn't pick up your slack." You rolled your eyes.
"Alis agrees with me. Don't you?" He turned to the shorter man.
Alis held up his hands in mock surrender. "Hey, don't drag me into your shit. I just work here."
"Taybus, you have something on your face." You suddenly pretended to look concerned and stared at his nose.
"What? Where?" He rubbed at his mouth and chin a few times. "Did I get it?" You leaned in closer, like you were checking.
"It's right here." You pointed to the spot above your lip. "Oh wait, it's just that smudge you call a mustache. My bad." You could hear Alis choke on a sudden laugh and you gave Taybus a wicked grin.
"Oh, fuck you." Taybus gave you a friendly shove. It wasn't intended to hurt, but it was still hard enough that you stumbled backwards a step. And because you have the worst luck of anyone in there, you bumped straight into Kino. But you didn't know it was Kino, so you turned to apologize and were met with his angry frown.
You gaped at him. Before you could say anything, he grabbed you by the front of your uniform, walked you backwards, and pushed you against the window. The panes are angled inward so you were awkwardly hunched forward, and he was inches away, looking up into your face.
"Well?" He forced the word through gritted teeth.
"Sorry! I…tripped." The lie sounded terrible even to you, but you didn't want to throw your friends under the transport, even if one of them really deserved it at that point.
"Tripped." His jaw clenched and his nostrils flared. Then he leaned in closer. His legs met yours, pressing you further against the glass, and he angled his head slightly so your mouths were close to touching. "No more. Got it?" He demanded in a husky whisper, and you could feel his breath against your lips. You tried so hard not to let your gaze fall to his mouth.
You wanted to nod your understanding because you didn't trust your voice, but you were close enough that if you did, you were going to headbutt him or accidentally kiss him. And you were pretty sure that if you did either, he would find a way to throw you out the window. Instead you whispered out, "yes, Kino."
He kept you there for another few seconds, both of you panting into the inch of space between you and you trying not to squirm against him, before he stepped back and released you suddenly. You flailed to catch your footing and not to fall on your face. Then he turned his back to you and walked off without another word. Like that didn't just happen. Like you weren't a flushed wreck behind him. As you shuffled back to the line, trying not to meet anyone's eyes out of sheer mortification, you heard him at the front yelling for everyone to keep it down.
"I thought he was gonna make out with you for a second," Taybus whispered over his shoulder.
"Taybus!" You hissed. "Shut. Up." Though you had to admit, you kind of thought he was going to as well. And you weren't sure if you were relieved or disappointed that he didn't.
NEXT CHAPTER->
#andor fanfic#kino loy#kino loy x reader#kino loy x f!reader#andor#fanfiction#i want you to show me weak fic
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I have arisen from my deep slumber 😌
Could I request a part 2 for the Yandere Bully America ask? I like these kind of dynamics, which I also have discovered in another tumblr blog a few months ago, where America is being a total douche to the new country. I think their name was llamacup or something like that.
Anyway, have a nice day or night, thank you~
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Hello there it’s 2023 and I’m filled with DETERMINATION ahahaha.
I want to answer all my story posts this year! 🌟
Tw: Death-of minor characters and torture.
✨⭐️Happy First Friday of the year⭐️✨
“You’ll never see the light of day again,” was a promise that hasn’t been broken.
Darkness became your new muse for crafting your mindset in captivity. Fear was on the loudspeaker having your mind teeter on the edge. When would you hear the dreaded clicks of his oxford loafers on the marble floor? Anxiety permeated your nervous system causing you to tremble like a neverending earthquake. How did things get this bad? Why, you? Why did it have to be you?
You felt hollow and sullen like a decaying tree succumbing to an infestation of black turpentine beetles. This is already after America stormed into your life like a hurricane and damaged you and your nation permanently with his supreme act of violence against you and Britain at the world meeting.
However while you may have been in captivity your love was not.
“Mr. Kirkland, how would you like us to give you some added assistance? We don’t have our duties at the palace today.” Some of his loyal long-time palace guards wanted to join in on Operation: Silent Alarm.
The messy golden haired blonde ceased his hurried pace towards the black Audi A1 car headed to the airport.
“It’s quite alright, gentlemen. I already have some of my best men with a solid plan to rescue Y/N.”
“Oh come on lad. You know that brute will definitely try to kill ye again. We can be a great backup after all we are trained and well equipped with weapons.”
Arthur couldn’t help but allow a small smile to form on his normally grumpy face. He loved how dedicated some of his people were to him and his royals. He still had to be as discreet as possible in order to get under that crafty American’s nose. It took him a few months in order to finally locate (Country Name). The bastard had her imprisoned in the New Hampshire wilderness underground in an elaborate labyrinth Alfred created back in the 60’s. He also had his pesky guards and security system to break through. Thankfully MI6 was more than ready to deal with this.
He again turned their offer down but requested that they be ready for him and his return with you. He would not be leaving without you. They relented and allowed him to leave so that the mission could begin. Arthur pressed the small button on his discreet earpiece.
“Testing operatives lavender and thyme do you read me? Have the both of you successfully landed in D.C. to carry on negotiations?”
A few moments drifted by while the diver started the car while Artheur continued to make sure all the pieces were in place for his rescue operation.
He waited tensely as he waited for a reply.
“Yes, operative Bluebell. We’ll let you know if we’ve located the Burger Man.”
“Copy that. Tally ho. To save y/n here we go.” Like a soldier getting ready to lead the charge on horseback Arthur sprints to his private jet that would take him just outside of Pittsberg, NH.
*******
After laying down in your own tears and mucus for what felt like a few minutes you lift your head up to look at the somewhat barren room you were confined to. It had the basics of what America thought you’d like to keep you entertained while you’re in captivity. A TV that had basic cable, Youtube, and Netflix. A plain (favorite color) journal, a stack of comic books and manga, art supplies, and a few old books that he clearly pulled from his attic in an attempt to try to find more things to entertain you since he plans on living the rest of your existence out in that tiny room.
You were beginning to go Stir-crazy from being confined for so long. Your only comfort was a man that you considered to be a monster that was crafted from a Stephen King novel. Your life became to that of a drawn out horror movie except the only difference is that the monster had taken a liking to you and fucked your brains out on numerous occasions.
“Damn it.” You spat in frustration. You growl under your breath, you wish the mental anguish would simply fade away. You begin to pace back and forth in your room. You listened carefully to the soft crunch of the marshmallow-like carpet given away under your feet. As you continued to do this for hours you eventually heard a few peculiar sounds that piqued your interest. At first you ignored it considering that what you were hearing was nothing more than maybe America or one of his staff milling about through the… where ever the fuck you were. Not that it mattered. No one could hear you nor could anyone-
The flatscreen TV that's mounted to your wall suddenly sparked to life. It startled you and you quickly jumped up in the air like a cat that’s seen a cucumber and flung yourself onto your plush bed and shielded yourself with your (favorite color) duvet.
“OH SHIT!”
“Y/N, Y/N do you can you hear me?” A familiar British accent called out from the screen.
With heavy drawn in breaths that filled your lungs it took you a few moments for your brain to recognize that it wasn’t the monster….
“Y/N?” He says much more gently this time. As if calling out to a severely injured dog. The tone was heavy with sadness. “Y/N… please …I hope you can hear me.”
A few tears pricked your eyes. His voice was the only thing that sounded like a daydream after being in this watered down version of hell.
“A…Arthur?” You say in a weak hoarse voice. There was still a voice in your mind screaming that it was a trick, a facade, a cruel prank that America was playing. All of the alarms in your brain were going off in a blaring symphony of panic. You were too afraid to remove your cover still and your shaking had begun again.
Silence hung over the room. You dared not to speak again.
Arthur stared at his screen that allowed him to see where you’d been imprisoned. He knew he had seen your slightly battered form run for the covers. He knew full well that you were not in the best headspace for any human nor country to be in. But he still had to try, because being left to America he'll surely turn you into a completely different country. You’d be unrecognizable. He tried not to think about all the ways that you’d change and did his best to put the images of you being America’s wife out of his mind.
Arthur called out once more with his voice cracking, this time you finally decide to take a peak from your massive duvet and look at the screen to see those dazzling emerald eyes. They were coated over with salt water that already began to spill onto his somewhat reddened cheeks.
“Oh my god it really is you. But…”
“Listen , Y/N we’ll save the heartfelt conversations for later. Let’s concentrate on getting you out of here. Within the next 30 seconds I need you to push your nightstand aside. One of my agents has constructed a tunnel that will lead you to the East and into the forest where I’ll be. I just need you to stay calm and….. It’s going to be okay.” He reassures you. Judging by the tension that you had in your face and the terror pouring from your eyes he knew he had to be more verbally accommodating to you in your fragile state.
‘Definitely going to ask France to make us a nice meal and I’ll actually have to be nice to get him to do it. Y/N is in some desperate need of pampering and escapism after this.’ He mused to himself.
You were still shaking tremendously. You hadn’t even registered his words in order to take action. However the agent Rosemary had reached you and effortlessly moved the nightstand from the hidden entrance that crumbled.
“(Country name)?” The agent calls out from the hidden tunnel. “Hurry, we have to get out of here. The guards are distracted but some of the other personnel will come to check on you and we have to allow the decoy take over for you before-”
Numerous footsteps pounding against the marble floor swarmed through the labyrinth. They began to draw nearer to your room.
“Y/N I promise it will be okay just listen to agent Rosemary. She’ll get you out of there safe and sound.”
“What are you guys going to use as a decoy?” Curious as to what your British love interest was scheming.
“This love.” A realistic hologram of you sprung to life from the screen. It was realistic. “Now tally ho. Get the hell out of there!” His transmission ends while your hologram continues to be projected through the screen. It wouldn’t be long before America’s guards figured out that it wasn’t you.
“My lady.” Rosemary pushed you into the escape route and you began to crawl for your life. With the agent right behind you couldn’t help but feel the tension that was in the pit of your stomach and made you somewhat nauseous. You had to cling to the fresher memory of Arthur in your mind to continue your escape and not be caught.
You had to get back to him you were determined to.
*******
In Washington, D.C. Burger Man I mean America was in a deadlock debate with Lavender and Thyme over trade deals. Agent Thyme’s golden hair swished violently as he pounded his fist against the table in heated debate with America.
“You can’t just harbor a personification and then begin a hostile takeover of their government and start spreading your propaganda like some twisted infestation! It’s illegal first and foremost. And second it VIOLATES THE ENTIRE BLOODY UNITED NATIONS CHARTER! And you’re supposed to be a LEADER?! You act like such a petulant child!”
“Funny that comes from a man that had more than half the world in the palm of his hand. How dare you insult me in my own senate.” He hissed back at England in pure defiance.
(they die at the end.)
“You’re acting like a super villain in one of your stupid comic books that you melt your already stupid brain with.”
The verdant versus aqua eyes collided with one another. Neither was the type to let their pride down. The air was tense with a thousand needles and no one wanted to be caught in the crosshairs. Teeth biting, nervous shifting, and over hundreds of eyes witnessing the showdown between two sworn enemies since the betrayal. Some cracked their knuckles to at least relieve some tension that was broiling within the room. America had reached the point where negotiations were at a stalemate and….
America’s earpiece beeped in his ear and although his facial expression stayed neutral and as distant as the moon. His eyes bled out with rage and stared out at ‘England’ with a look that was meant to obliterate one within mere milliseconds. He stood up suddenly as if a giant had been awoken from a peaceful slumber and was in a terrible mood.
He snapped his fingers.
Secret service surrounded Thyme and Lavender. The ruse was up.
“Kill them. Right here. Right now. They’re fakes.” America ordered.
“It was a pleasure working with you, Lavender.” The spell that Arthur originally put onto him wore off and their true identities were revealed. They raised their hands high into the air.
“We did our duty.” Lavender uttered her last words she’d ever speak in this world.
A few hundred rounds were fired off within seconds filling the air with deathly gunpowder. Two less souls came out of the senate that day. The monster raged through the White House all night. It was a scene straight out of hell. Glass broke, things set ablaze, people injured, and some even parished. The only thing that most who were in earshot of the White House could hear
Y/N HOW DARE YOU!
UK I WILL KILL YOU!
Y/N IS MINE!
Then just more hellish shrieks would follow. No one really wanted to question what was going on for fear they would be caught up in the chaos. They stayed away and allowed it to happen.
*******
For the first time in a while Y/N could rest peacefully without having a horrid lucid nightmare that would only bring her down deeper into depression. She finally felt okay for a moment between England’s athletic arms. She actually got to sleep and recharge her broken soul.
“Is everything going to be alright Arthur?” Your anxieties are still nibbling at the back of your ears. It was nice that you could talk to him but you still feared that he’d leave you because you’re damaged and neurotic. A ball of untamable wild energy that no one would want to deal with.
“Y/N it’s okay. I want you to relax. I won’t leave you. I won’t harm you like America. I promise.” He kissed the back of your collarbone. You felt a million bright butterflies fly from that area and through your entire being you felt relieved and could live in the moment. You felt relaxed and safe. Nothing could ruin this for you. You melted like hot butter in Arthur’s arms. You didn’t want to think, just feel. Nothing else mattered.
Except for the brewing storm that was brewing from across the pond.
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Hello!!! I would like a match up for JJK please :]
I go by she/her pronouns and prefer men! To start off, I have black hair that ends just below my shoulder blades and dark brown eyes! I have a few moles and scars on me from minor surgeries or because I'm just that clumsy 😔😔. I am 5'0 and wear glasses!!
I'm generally a very nice person when you first meet me, but once you're in my inner circles you'll come to find I'm very much a gremlin >:]. I say a lot of dad jokes because they're funny and I know my friends think they're funny but they pretend to hate them 😌😌. I like to be playful and tease and joke around a lot! But I do also make sure not to take things too far! I also like to make sure everyone is okay, they have what they need, and they're having fun!
I'm very much a hopeless romantic, all the romantic scenes you see in romcoms or romance animes I wish it were me 😔😔 I LOOVVEEE affection, I am so starved of it that I crave it. Hand holding, short kisses, long kisses, cuddling, playing with hair, ALL OF IT I LOVE AND WANT. I also just love being with someone, having their presence around me, whether in person or over call/text just knowing they're with me makes me happy!
I like playing games! Phone games, console, PC, etc. I also love to read! My main genre is fantasy with some romance added to it! And that's the only thing I'll ever read lol. I also really love the water, I have a big obsession of it. Whether it's the ocean or rain it's very soothing to me, but also I'll just obsess over it all the time when I see or smell it!
Hopefully this is enough! Big love!! 🫶🫶🫶
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i match you with... 𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓳𝓲 𝓘𝓽𝓪𝓭𝓸𝓻𝓲 ██ 20% _ ████ 60% _ █████ 80% _ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ 100% ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ!
✭You and Yuuji definitely met at Jujutsu tech and you were the first person to run up to him and greet him excitedly and he returned it eagerly. Jumping up and down as you spoke
✭ Needless to say that the two of you clicked almost instantaneously, it gave Nobara and Megumi quite the headache to say the least. the two of you would constantly hang out in his or your room and watch tv or play video games constantly
✭ Not to mention when training you two always chose each other, even in hand to hand when Yuuji would commonly end up throwing you to the ground only to end up bowing and apologizing profusely for accidentally going too hard and not knowing his own strength
✭ Nobara would totally tease him after it and sometimes you would go along with her, being overly dramatic and giggling along not meaning it when you joke about him hurting you and only then would he laugh it off... after apologizing for a while of course
✭ He realized you he liked you and instantly went to Nobara whining and complaining about how he didn't know how to confess and she complained that you better not like him back because she wanted to get a boyfriend before he got a girlfriend
✭ He ended up confessing to you whilst the two of you were eating breakfast in the morning, he had been hyping himself up all night and decided that now would be the time to do so
✭ When you accepted he was so excited getting up from his chair and shouting in happiness and triumph so much so that Sukuna came out to tell him to 'shut the fuck up' along with some colorful words <3
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✭ You're a hopeless romantic? Well don't worry, he tries to constantly go 'all out' with dates, baking you stuff and buying you things whenever he can. If you're hungry he'll make you something no matter how complex it is and yes he's been called a 'simp' by Sukuna multiple times for it... well maybe not a simp exactly but you get the point
✭ He's never had a girlfriend before so he wants to make sure that you feel loved more than anything, he's constantly holding your hand, wrapping an arm around your shoulder, bumping into your shoulder, hugging you, and cuddling you whenever he can
✭ He also loves playing with your hair, running it through his fingers and untangling some knots here and there, he also likes trying to braid and style it saying that Nobara taught him how to do something and he wants to try it and he's always glad when you let him
✭ Most nights the two of you spend time in each others dorms kissing, cuddling, snuggling, playing games and watching movies. He spends every second he can with you and he enjoys every second of it likewise. He wants to give you the world
✭ You and him would go swimming sometimes, head down to the beach with the class and he would watch it or play in it, every now and then he'll pick you up and throw you in it though, only if you're wearing a swimsuit though!
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GOOD FUCKING MORNINGGG CHERISHED ONES.
A WHIRLWIND.
AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING WHIRLWIND HAZEL.
I ONCE AGAIN HUMBLE MYSELF AND BOW BEFORE YOUR ALTAR 😮💨🙏🏻❤️🔥
…also… are my eyes deceiving me or did you just tease some RADIODUST??? 🫠🫠🫠
✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧
He was staring off in front of him. “For putting you in danger before. In the park. I am sincerely sorry.”
…I am SINCERELY in love
Every bad feeling that night had brought you had been carried away by good morning kisses and gentle words before sleep. Nearly every night was spent in his bed, Alastor dropping you off at your apartment when he went downtown for work.
THEIR DOMESTICITY IS GONNA RUIN MEEEE 🫠🫠🫠
Tough act for a woman who jumped up to pour some man’s coffee.
SAME???
His hand slipped onto your thigh, expression softening before his own smile grew again, “Don’t lie to my face so easily. I am very special, we can all agree.”
how many times do I have to tell you: STOP IT 😌🫠
Alastor crumpled against his steering wheel momentarily, your words cutting his heart open in a most wonderful way. He could never have predicted getting kisses before beginning his dark work. What had he done to deserve this? Perhaps proof someone in hell was in full support of his actions. Straightening his back and checking his hair and glasses in the mirror, he flashed you a smile before slipping out of the car.
THE JUXTAPOSITION IS WHAT I’M HERE FOR ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Crawling into the driver’s seat, you tried to remember what he had taught you. How to get it started up, how to make it go backwards. How to make it go, in general. You’d never driven a car. Well, not until Alastor insisted on teaching you. Driving up and down the long stretch of road he lived on, Alastor white knuckling the door handle as you jerked the car forward with every failed shift. You had started on his land, but he feared for his home's safety with you behind the wheel.
SOBBING. I AM SOBBING 😩🫠
“No, the issue isn’t the stealin’. It’s what he does with the people with,” he had been delicate as he said it, taking another long sip of whiskey, “other things of value. And the fact this man has no need to steal. It’s ridiculous! His family has been land ownin’ and well off for generations.” Alastor was always impassioned when discussing the things he hated, even when slipping into drunkenness. His accent came through when he had too much to drink, his real accent. The accent his mother had. “You robbed men for power balance, for their assumptions you were easy to manipulate to begin with. He? Uh, Him? He’s just a piece of shit. He thinks he’s better than everyone else. And no one would report him ‘cause his family name.”
ETCHING THIS INTO THE BACK OF MY EYELIDS SO I ALWAYS HAVE IT WITH ME
His drink spilled a little, when you had offered to clean it he just slipped the button up off. He lost his usual classy air as the bottle emptied. Which you actually liked.
AGAIN I SAY: SAME
It would be nice. It was nice. Because Alastor couldn’t wait for God to make the world his mother mentioned. He grinned ear to ear, gloves a second skin, as the man crawled backwards in the grass like an animal cornered.
😮💨😮💨😮💨 our boy is gorgeous and haunting
He wished he had many arms, as many as he could imagine, to slash and tear in tandem.
THE WAY I FUCKING GASPED. HAZELLLL 🫠🙏🏻
Alastor’s smile softened slightly, remembering tossing you a wallet once before.
HE’S SO IN LOVE IT CUTS THROUGH THE FOG OF MURDEROUS INTENT 🥲
Alastor grabbed your face with both wrists, hands bloody and one still holding the knife, and kissed you when he’d flagged you down.
I WANT IT
“No, just happy to see you.” A mischievous grin that made your knees weak, his body shimmied closer until he was pressed against you, stealing another kiss. His arms stretched out to keep from bloodying you. Your fingers slid up his cheeks to return the kiss. “Thank you, dear.”
it’s too early for me to be such a mess 🫠🫠🫠
What would you do if you didn’t have any reaction at all?
UGHHH THIS GOT ME GOOD
You grabbed the aprons from the wall hooks, Alastor letting you slip it over his head and tie it for him. “Why so tight?” || “I like the way it makes your waist look.” You’d seen him wear it when making biscuits. It made his shape so clear. It reminded you of watching water drip down his sides and roll off his hips in the shower.
I’M GONNA CHEW MY FUCKING ARM OFF
He beamed, “I’m listening. What exactly do you like about my waist?” Sharp brows raised as that friendly tongue peeked out at you.
MY EYES ARE WATERING JESUS CHRIST
Shaking your head, you set down the next item for him to inspect, “Nothing. You’re just so cute when you’re talking about your passions. Your face lights up from the inside out.”
I WANT TO DEVOUR HIS GENUINE FEELINGS LIKE POPCORN
His breath hitched, smile actually lost as he processed every syllable. Your turn now to notice him staring as you looked up from your work. You recognized that look though, the wide eyes and serious lips. The air of the kitchen felt like the atmosphere before a thunderstorm rolled in.
OH FUCK
“Come here.” He nodded his head to space in front of him. The way he said it, that tone, made your heart begin to skip beats.
OHHH FUCK
You slid between him and the table, Alastor lifting you up with a startling ease and setting you onto cool wood. Kicking your legs a little, you set nervous hands onto your lap. You wanted to touch him. To pull him by the apron straps into you.
OHHHHH FUCK
“Why is your idea of right the same as my idea of the truth?” You could feel the grin. Sighing into your ear, down your neck, his hands grabbed your hips and pulled you off the table enough to press your core into his clothed erection.
THEY CAN’T STOP FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER IT’S INSANEEEE
“I won’t be letting you get far enough away from me for that to be a problem.”
BRB CALLING AN AMBULANCE
Not a single soul. Why did it feel like this was all you ever needed? Eyes closed and lips on lips, hands in his hair, it felt like you’d been holding your breath all of your life. His body on yours was a gasp of air.
THE YEARNING IS REACHING CRITICAL PEAKS OMGGG 🫠
So when your tongue swiped up his lips, he moaned as he opened for you. Not because he was new to kissing someone with so much lust. He’d grown accustomed to the things you did to him. No, because you were a fever that had taken hold of him and your kiss the medicine that soothed his delirium.
SISIDHXJJSSBSSJISSUWHSWJ
His hands pressed flat against the table to balance the deep roll of his hips against you. One of your own fell behind you to keep from falling backwards, the other flung over his shoulder. When you moaned into his cheek he captured the sound with his mouth and slipped his tongue back into you.
OH MY FUCKING GODDDDD
He’d known people to love and not like their partner an ounce, but the way you appreciated his quirks made his heart sing in its brittle cage. You never ceased to see him. The issue with always putting on a show is people tend to be disappointed when the actors become human again.
HAZEL SHAKESPEARE AT IT AGAIN
He dared to think maybe he could inspire more from you. A thought that made him twitch below the belt.
OHHHHH MY GOD 🫠
Closer. He needed you closer. He needed you so near to him that he’d never forget the feeling of being wanted. It’d be imprinted on his chest and his arms and his lips.
TEARS IN MY EYES AGAIN OHHH MY GODDDD
“Are you particularly attached to these panties?” His eyes were looking up and over his glasses.
THE IMAGE THIS CONJURES IN MY MIND’S EYE IS GONNA HAUNT ME FOREVER — THANK YOU FOR YET ANOTHER GIFT MY LOVE
Maybe you two could start another Eden. A pomegranate’s juice the new red staining his skin.
FUCKING GORGEOUSSS
“Oh?” You didn’t have a real question in mind when he tucked the panties into his back pocket. Just a need to express you saw it and didn’t understand it.
I SAID STOP IT
Alastor took your hand and pressed it against his hardened length, eyes locked onto yours with a sharpness to them. But when your hand took hold of him and squeezed, everything softened in his features. Funny how where one area grew stiff another melted.
OH RIGHT… WE’RE STILL IN WARTIME???
He rolled his eyes closed as you finally undid his belt and pants. A struggle you didn’t see, Alastor trying to keep from pouncing on you like a horny virgin. He didn’t want to rut into you, he didn’t need the pleasure. He needed something he couldn’t see or explain. He just knew you held it behind your teeth.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE YOU REALIZE THAT RIGHT???
He knew better than to talk with his mouth full, so he let two fingers work their way into you with shallow thrusts. Easing you open for him.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
“Where’s the fun in that?” His mouth returned to your mound, broad tongue forming a point and finding your clit.
OHHHH MY GODDD
Alastor felt confident everywhere but rarely did he feel comfortable. When your thighs came together and squeezed him at the ears, he felt positively cozy. Would you be so kind as to be his ear muffs come winter? He’d have to remember to ask when his mouth was free. How many cold nights he could now rest assured he would have warmth just a little dive of his head away.
I THINK I’M ON FIRE THANK GOD I QUEUED AN AMBULANCE
The huffs of exhales you were making triggered a moan from him that you felt through your skin. His enjoyment was tripling your pleasure.
MELTING…
Dozens of times before— he truly was a rake in some aspects, though admittedly it was all in the pursuit of avoiding “sex”, as defined by most, not chasing it — he helped a date find release with his tongue. But it never did anything for him. They moaned and said his name and screamed. Which was lovely. Who doesn’t enjoy recognition?
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
He felt like an apex predator when killing, tearing open animals made for him to hunt. But you made him feel baser. Prey in your gentle bite.
WEEPING
Ah, he loved when you swore. It punctuated your otherwise preternatural aura with a touch of humanity.
RUTHLESS OHHH MY GOD 🥲
You admired his shape in his apron, his broad shoulders and sharp eyes.
MHMM MHMM MHMM
You wanted to say it. But not now, not like this. You didn’t want Alastor to connect love and sex. To think one was necessary for the other.
HAZELLLLL IT’S TOO PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL
Close. Finally. You began where he ended, a natural extension of who he was and who he could be. The things he could have. A relieved sigh he didn’t try to hide before he began moving, a moment when his tension could melt. You were both an unseasonably warm autumn day and the cool comforting shade of an unfamiliar tree. Both the heat and the relief.
HAZELANGELO 😩😩😩
Your new favorite place was right in front of him, wherever his line of sight was you wanted to be in it. Nose to nose, heads tilting to recapture soft lips and softer moans.
UGHHHHHH OH MY LORD I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE IT
“I want the neighbors to hear you.” That smile half cocked across his upsettingly handsome face. His hand slipped between you both to repeat the motions he learned before. Hard and fast, no choice but to raise your voice.
MISCHIEVOUS LITTLE DEVIL
You felt like a teenager again. When his tongue swiped over your soft flesh before he began to suck on the skin there you could feel the heat rising off your chest. You could feel him everywhere, and with the knowledge he wanted to hear you, you tossed your shame out of the kitchen window and relaxed into the pleasure.
MY FINGERS WERE JUST HOVERING OVER THE KEYBOARD CUZ IDK WHAT TO DO
“My dear,” he slowed his hips, autopilot keeping them moving at all, “I don’t think now is the time for,” you tightened around him to trip him up, which worked spectacularly. Alastor had take several seconds before continuing, “talks on family planning.”
I shouldn’t be able to hear this in my mind the way I do omg…
Soft and swollen lips parted as his breaths ran ragged. A smile spread across your face as you watched his eyes open, witnessing a pleasured blow out of his pupils.
FFFUUUCCKKKKKK 😩😩😩😩
After a few drinks he pushed the coffee table against the wall and you drunkenly swayed around the room to something playing smooth and low. As much as you enjoyed your conversations, having your head tucked under his chin as neither of you said a word somehow filled in the little cracks of your heart more so than any talk. For him too. No tension after sex, no stress of how long he’d get to breathe before the next instance of prodding to do it again. He could smile and close his eyes and feel the room swing and sway in total safety.
ABSOLUTELY SOBBING
“There she is!” standing, he extended the shoes to you, “Don’t stare like a deer in the lights. I’m sure you knew I was coming. Slip these on, we’re going for a ride.” He gave them a shake, “You can call your mac* from the station and let him know you’ll be late.”
GODDAMN YOU KENNETH!!! OTL
A Doe in Fall (part 7)
⟢HumanAlastor x FemaleBurlesquerReader - A Doe in Fall
Part 1 - Pretty in Red smut💦 Part 2 - Liar smut💦 Part 3 - A Tragedy smut💦 Part 4 - Enough Part 5 - Too Much Part 6 - Learning smut💦 Part 7 - Recognition
Part 7 Recognition
It was time to start again. Alastor couldn't forget what his mother had wanted, even if she didn't ask it of him directly. And while he finds his comfort again in killing, Detective Brady finds a lead.
「Warnings/Promises: Human Alastor x Fem Burlesquer reader, smut, reader's thighs as ear muffs, referencing cruel racists in the early 20th century south, reference to marital violence, pussy eaten, p in v sex, no creampie BOO, bad dancing, Alastor's southern accent, Alastor's mother, gossip, murder, greed , two idiots pretending they aren't madly in love, poor family planning, lots of 1920's slang with notes for your ease」
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A development he knew was coming even if no one else believed him. A drug addict with debts to the local crime syndicates disappearing was neither suspicious nor a mystery. Everyone was confident it was obvious Tommy was at the bottom of Lake Pontchartrain or halfway to California.
But not to him, not for Detective Brady. He had been on the beat for the better part of a year, convinced there was a connection between some of the disappearances in town.
No one wanted to hear it though, most people didn’t even care the people were missing. Only the occasional wife, concerned how she would keep a roof over her head and food in her kid’s bellies with the man of the house gone. But other than that, no tears or chest beating for the missing men and women.
Which made him confident there were countless more unreported cases. Just because no one missed them, a crime is a crime.
But, no bodies, no blood, no crime scenes… he looked like he had lost the fucking plot to his colleagues.
The city didn’t want the bad press, not to mention the fact there was no actual crime to be reported. Someone up and left down? Okay, he was a wife beater? Probably left with his mistress. The cruel den mother of the home for unwanted kids? Her assistant takes the lead and she moves onto a new town to menace. Probably running from the people angry with her.
But he finally had something. Tommy was pimping out dancers, and even laid hands on one. Surely there was a man looking for revenge for that. Can’t knock around a man’s woman and have it go unanswered.
So he tried again to find the woman whose only name he knew was a moniker. Autumn Hind.
Every time Brady came to the theater, another excuse. You left early. You were on the roof smoking—- oh, you slipped out the back. Weekends were your off days, so that was useless.
“You’re obsessed.” Detective Freeman threw an eraser he’d picked off his pencil at Brady. He had seen the man devolve slowly over the past couple months.
“Thanks.” Brady was staring at his notes.
“Not a compliment, Kenny. Shit happens, people leave town. You’re acting like a handful of no shows are some conspiracy.” Freeman came to stand behind Brady, leaning over to read his notes, “How can you even read that chicken scratch?”
He clapped the notebook shut, “Every report was a person less than liked. What are the chances they all leave town in the middle of the night, last seen in the same general area?”
Freeman patted his shoulder, “Did you just ask me why a bunch of assholes,” he stood up and made a show of stretching out tired muscles, “who liked illegal hooch* and jazz with plenty of enemies disappeared?” (*booze)
Brady slapped his desk, “There! You said it! They had enemies. But what— what if they had one enemy in common. A bar manager or — or a,” he was still looking for that link.
“Kenny, the boogeyman isn’t roaming New Orleans killing people. If the higher ups don’t care, if the families don’t care, it doesn’t matter. Let it go.”
The sleep deprived detective sunk into his wooden chair, swiveling side to side anxiously, “Tommy’s mother cares.”
“Yeah well mom’s are famously bad judges of character.” Slipping on his jacket, he shot a worried look to his partner, “Ya gonna go home? Janet’s probably a mess. You’ve been keeping late hours.”
“Nah not yet. I gotta get to the theater before this dame goes ghost on me again.”
“Yikes, still? You’ve been chasing her for a while.” He was making a slow inching walk to the door.
“It’d be easier if I had some support. I gotta do this on my own time.” A deep sigh, well past the point of hiding his frustration with his colleagues and bosses. Freeman looked over the wrinkled shirt and wilted tie, evidence of a man losing his grip.
“Welp, good luck buddy. Hope you get to the bottom of whatever this is.” He gestured at the messy desk and disheveled man, “See ya tomorrow.”
Brady waved without looking up. His eyes were staring into the black leather of his notepad. Tommy was the only recent assumed victim with any real suspicion. The woman whose husband disappeared after going to see a show? Only enemy to him was her, and she wasn’t strong enough to take him down. Deadend.
Most recent, nice young man from up north. Went out for a good time, hoping to catch a little lady for some stress relief, according to his coworkers. Never showed up at work the next day. No one had a bad word to say about the man. Making him an outlier, but still. He was young, strong, soft spoken. Not an enemy in sight but no family to worry, either. Deadend.
But Tommy. Someone cared he was gone. He was in the jazz game, the drug dens, the illegal drink business, and had a heavy hand. He was the perfect bad man, right?
He looked across his desk. Bad men. The occasional unsavory woman. Maybe it was just their time. They pissed off the wrong people.
Or the wrong person.
Someone who worked downtown, someone into dance and drink, someone with nights free to do his work. Maybe a hired gun? No, some of these people didn’t have the money for that.
Plus, one person and so many missing? That would be unheard of, it’d be some kind of record for Louisiana.
A record Brady could claim.
When he entered the theater James, the manager who replaced Tommy, noticeably rolled his eyes, getting in front of the man. “It’s real bad for business to have a cop in here all the damn time. Come on, if you’re not here for a raid then could you be a little less obvious.”
Brady looked past him, “What do you mean?”
“You’re— what is it? What can I do for you?”
“Here again for Miss Autumn. Care to give her real name yet?”
“No can do. Ain’t my business to tell. She’s finished her set, asked to head home early.” Brady turned and kicked a chair over, a large man approaching behind the manager before seeing the hip badge and backing up. “Nah we’re not doing that. We’ve told her you’ve come by but she’s a busy lady. Several gigs here and there. Enough, you’re harassing the dancers now.”
With a snap, Brady had his finger in the manager’s face, “Whatcha gonna do? Call the cops?”
“She. Isn’t. Here. What the fuck do you want? For me to tie her up and bring her to your station?”
That’d be ideal.
A month, nearly. Coming once or twice a week to try and speak to you but every time he missed you. He was going to snap if he heard one more time you were gone. Maybe everyone was in on it. Maybe you werenin the back right now laughing at him.
Brady scanned the room, “Where’s she live?”
“How the fuck would I know— please, leave.” James gestured to the doors.
He lifted his badge up, waving it at the patrons seated closest to him, “Yall know it’s still illegal to partake-,”
“Jesus! Enough!” The manager pushed him back, flashing an apologetic smile to the guests, “She moonlights Sundays at The Dime near the park on 5th, singing for a friend. That’s all I got about her life off stage. Will you fucking go?”
The detective perked up, “See, was that so hard?”
Finally, he could feel his fingers grasp the shifting shadow that was his only lead.
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“I never said sorry.”
You turned your head, not expecting him to say something serious. Waiting, he didn’t add explanation. Sorry? What had he done… ran out of milk? Forgot to bring in the towels before it rained last week? A quick search of your memory yielded nothing.
“For what?”
He was staring off in front of him. “For putting you in danger before. In the park. I am sincerely sorry.”
You’d somehow almost forgotten. It’d been weeks. Every bad feeling that night had brought you had been carried away by good morning kisses and gentle words before sleep. Nearly every night was spent in his bed, Alastor dropping you off at your apartment when he went downtown for work. The incident in the park was a different lifetime already.
Had he really put you in danger? Or had you rushed into the danger of his hobby to feel closer to him?
“I put myself in that situation. You didn't throw me at that guy. I don’t do a damn thing I don’t want to do. You should have learned that by now.”
Tough act for a woman who jumped up to pour some man’s coffee.
You shook your head, you had to stop equating doting on Alastor as a show of weakness. It wasn’t. Even if admitting that meant admitting you were wrong.
But he had put you in danger’s way, he knew it. “No, you wouldn’t have ever been in that situation if it wasn’t for me.”
Your laughter bounced off the car windows, “Alastor, you met me getting choked to death by a strange man. People will always make dangerous situations for women to be in. Don’t act like you’re special.” A sly smile to ease his anxious heart. “I’d rather be in danger for you than just because I’m a woman. If it’s gonna happen anyway, might as well be worth something.”
His hand slipped onto your thigh, expression softening before his own smile grew again, “Don’t lie to my face so easily. I am very special, we can all agree.”
You looked around, the two of you alone in his car on a side street, “All? You know the trunk is still empty, right?”
“Oh, is that so? You’re quite dangerous yourself, I nearly forgot why we were here.” He patted his pockets to make sure he had what he needed. “When I give you a wave, back up to me, okay? Don’t leave the car. Just drive off if-,”
You kissed his cheek, “Shut it. Not a chance. Go give em hell, baby.”
Alastor crumpled against his steering wheel momentarily, your words cutting his heart open in a most wonderful way. He could never have predicted getting kisses before beginning his dark work. What had he done to deserve this? Perhaps proof someone in hell was in full support of his actions. Straightening his back and checking his hair and glasses in the mirror, he flashed you a smile before slipping out of the car.
When Alastor said he was ready to begin killing again, you were a mix of excited and scared. Excited for normalcy to return but scared of the dangers presented there in. You’d been dodging the blue eyed detective for a while already, and moving forward meant possibly making mistakes he could grab a hold of. Not mentioning the risk of someone hurting Alastor again…but for your part in everything, you and Alastor found a compromise.
A deal had been made. You’d stay in the car and bring it to him when he was done. He had asked you flee if something went wrong but you both knew that wasn’t going to happen. Crawling into the driver’s seat, you tried to remember what he had taught you. How to get it started up, how to make it go backwards. How to make it go, in general. You’d never driven a car. Well, not until Alastor insisted on teaching you. Driving up and down the long stretch of road he lived on, Alastor white knuckling the door handle as you jerked the car forward with every failed shift. You had started on his land, but he feared for his home's safety with you behind the wheel.
Your hands slipped down the steeling wheel, big and round. Your mother would’ve had a hoot had she seen you in the driver’s seat. Clearing your throat, you leaned into the back of the car and double checked the canvas was properly secured.
Another man tonight. The few times you’d both gone out for leisure, having preferred to spend time alone at home, Alastor had gotten gossip that piqued his interest.
You remembered the way the woman’s hand touched his arm when she leaned in. “You didn’t hear it from me but it’s best to avoid French Study on Thursdays. Real piece of work slipping something in drinks and robbing people.” He reported what she had said back to you. It’d panicked you, realizing you were closer to being on Alastor’s list than you’d realized.
“No, the issue isn’t the stealin’. It’s what he does with the people with,” he had been delicate as he said it, taking another long sip of whiskey, “other things of value. And the fact this man has no need to steal. It’s ridiculous! His family has been land ownin’ and well off for generations.” Alastor was always impassioned when discussing the things he hated, even when slipping into drunkenness. His accent came through when he had too much to drink, his real accent. The accent his mother had. “You robbed men for power balance, for their assumptions you were easy to manipulate to begin with. He? Uh, Him? He’s just a piece of shit. He thinks he’s better than everyone else. And no one would report him ‘cause his family name.”
His drink spilled a little, when you had offered to clean it he just slipped the button up off. He lost his usual classy air as the bottle emptied. Which you actually liked.
The benefits of drinking on his back porch was no need to worry about decorum. Music was softly spilling from the open window behind you, Alastor’s prized record cabinet spinning the newest presses.
“It’s like there’s a little bug under my skin,” he wiggled his fingers over his sternum, “It’s gonna dig into my bones if I don’t cut it out.”
Despite your own drunkenness, you nodded and followed along, “So, ya gonna kill ‘em?”
Alastor pouted, making you snort, “I don’t want to think about that right now.” He enunciated every word clearly in his practiced and professional voice.
You’d ended the evening playfully arguing the merits of prohibition on the jazz scene and watching Alastor dance around the wrap around porch. But the conversation hadn’t ended for him.
Little hints he was still focused on it popped up over the following week. Alastor randomly asking you how it felt to be drugged, did you wake up in pain? Embarrassed? Scared? You caught him staring at the greenhouse from the window one morning, lost in thought. Before he had finally said he wanted to go out again, you understanding what that meant, you’d seen him turning a dinner knife over and over in his hand impatiently.
And now here you were. In the car beside a park late Thursday, Alastor having done some scouting while you’d finished up early at the theater.
It took hours. Which was good, it meant Alastor wasn’t rushing. He liked the stalking aspect of killing, of watching someone from across a room knowing exactly how their night would end. And as that man whose name would soon be buried with him alternated smiling and barking orders at staff, Alastor felt his stomach flutter. Like watching a slab of meat slowly turn over the fire. The crueler he was, the worse he acted, the more Alastor found his fingers tapping on the bar with anticipation. Perfect. Damn yourself more. No fake smiles or double faces, no, people like him didn’t even try to play the game others were forced into. Born with money and land already theirs, they didn’t even know the rules.
But Alastor did. Alastor mastered them at the tender age of 14. When he realized his father’s features were a shield. His mother’s lessons on manners and charm his weapons. The first time he was in mixed company, when someone leaned in and whispered a cruel “prank” he had planned for a young dark skinned woman on the other side of the room, he understood. They pulled back and smiled at him, and he managed to muster one of his own. Just smile, they’d take it to mean whatever they wanted it to mean because they thought he was of the same mindset. They assumed it. Like so many other things people would assume about him as he grew.
When he told his mother the story after getting home, she shook her head. When he had asked her what he should have done, she set down her book.
“Well, I’d love to say you should have stood up for her. But I’d also like to have my son above ground.”
He asked her why she couldn’t have both.
“Sweetheart, we don’t usually get the choice to do either, let alone both.”
He offered a solution, after a moment of thinking, “I shoulda buried him first then.”
“Wouldn’t it be nice if that was how the world worked?” She returned to her book, “If God just struck em down dead as soon as they hurt people. Better yet, before.”
It would be nice. It was nice. Because Alastor couldn’t wait for God to make the world his mother mentioned. He grinned ear to ear, gloves a second skin, as the man crawled backwards in the grass like an animal cornered. His heart was pounding in his ears. Where to cut first? The gut, his family fat and soft from the money they made off the labor of others? The pale neck of a man who never spent a day outside, instead indoors drugging strangers for sport? The chest covered in a fine cotton shirt he didn’t appreciate?
He wished he had many arms, as many as he could imagine, to slash and tear in tandem.
“What do you want? Money?” the animal asked him.
Alastor shook his head no. No, he didn’t want money.
“Do you know who I am?”
Alastor nodded. “That is precisely why I am here.”
Would he beg? Cry? Bargain? Experience told him it’d be the latter.
“Alright well, if you know who I am you know you’re making a mistake. Here.” The man opened his wallet and pulled out a few greenbacks, holding them out for Alastor. Alastor’s smile softened slightly, remembering tossing you a wallet once before.
He reached down with his left hand to take the money, but instead grabbed the man’s wrist. Swiftly, quicker than the man could process, he took the knife tucked into his belt behind his vest and stabbed the man in the stomach.
Staring into his eyes, he could see his own image looking back at him. Smiling.
Alastor grabbed your face with both wrists, hands bloody and one still holding the knife, and kissed you when he’d flagged you down.
“Is this for bringing the car around without running you over?” Your eyes glanced at the knife beside your head. He apologized, tossing it into the trunk.
“No, just happy to see you.” A mischievous grin that made your knees weak, his body shimmied closer until he was pressed against you, stealing another kiss. His arms stretched out to keep from bloodying you. Your fingers slid up his cheeks to return the kiss. “Thank you, dear.”
When you returned home, to his home, that is, you took to task bringing in the laundry he’d left on the line and putting away the things still on the counters from breakfast. You couldn’t resist going to the second floor room and looking down into the greenhouse. You couldn’t see perfectly well, but you could see nonetheless. Alastor didn’t want you in the greenhouse yet when he was working. He said it was the ugliest parts, the kind that would sure give you nightmares or rob you of your appetite.
Considerate. But, it only made you more curious. Would you be sick if you saw? Would you never eat meat again?
What would you do if you didn’t have any reaction at all?
You watched Alastor leave the greenhouse and lock the door behind him, so you hopped down the stairs to meet him in the hall beside the kitchen.
He’d been sweating, shirt open to reveal a thin white undershirt, and under his arm was a canvas roll. He lifted it up, “Tools. Rinsed them off but I’d like to dry them under the electric lights.” You grabbed the aprons from the wall hooks, Alastor letting you slip it over his head and tie it for him. “Why so tight?”
“I like the way it makes your waist look.” You’d seen him wear it when making biscuits. It made his shape so clear. It reminded you of watching water drip down his sides and roll off his hips in the shower.
He beamed, “I’m listening. What exactly do you like about my waist?” Sharp brows raised as that friendly tongue peeked out at you.
“Hush.” You cooed.
You stood on the long side of the table, him at the short, and took turns wiping the tools dry and checking the other’s work.
As he grabbed each one he would tell you what he used it for. Holding up the garden shears and explaining the point along the blade that had the strongest force. The advantage of curved pruning blades when used on a human body. His eyes were gleaming as he spoke, looking so lovingly at each item like it was a loyal pet.
He finally noticed you were grinning and chuckling softly, so he dropped his smile for dramatic effect, “What? What’s so funny?”
Shaking your head, you set down the next item for him to inspect, “Nothing. You’re just so cute when you’re talking about your passions. Your face lights up from the inside out.”
His breath hitched, smile actually lost as he processed every syllable. Your turn now to notice him staring as you looked up from your work. You recognized that look though, the wide eyes and serious lips. The air of the kitchen felt like the atmosphere before a thunderstorm rolled in.
Alastor set the tools back onto the canvas one by one and carried them to the counter. Before returning he picked up a small knife and set it near the edge of the table.
“Come here.” He nodded his head to space in front of him. The way he said it, that tone, made your heart begin to skip beats.
You slid between him and the table, Alastor lifting you up with a startling ease and setting you onto cool wood. Kicking your legs a little, you set nervous hands onto your lap. You wanted to touch him. To pull him by the apron straps into you.
“How do you always say the right things?” He closed the distance between you, one hand on your neck while his mouth came to your ear. “The things I didn’t know I wanted to hear?”
Swimming. Your mind was swimming. “Why is your idea of right the same as my idea of the truth?” You could feel the grin. Sighing into your ear, down your neck, his hands grabbed your hips and pulled you off the table enough to press your core into his clothed erection. Even through his pants and the apron, you could feel him clearly. When did he get so hard? You always wondered in those moments if it was the topic of discussion. Or the knives. Or your need. Biting your lip wasn’t a thought out action, but Alastor loved to see it. Rolling his hips into you in response.
“Wanna go upstairs?” you asked.
He shook his head, slipping off his glasses.
“Oh no, don’t even wanna see me?” You teased, but firm hands held you tighter to him in response.
“I won’t be letting you get far enough away from me for that to be a problem.”
When he leaned down and his lips so very gently pressed into yours, you could feel it. That missing something from before. It was in the air, it was rolling off of his body and dampening your senses. A desire, a drive that you felt that first time you had sex with him in that apartment above the theater. A motivation that was lacking last time in his bed.
His eyes were staring down into yours, waiting for your response. Eagerly you replied by chasing his mouth with yours. A chain of kisses as you tried to ever remember enjoying kissing another person as much as him.
Not a single soul. Why did it feel like this was all you ever needed? Eyes closed and lips on lips, hands in his hair, it felt like you’d been holding your breath all of your life. His body on yours was a gasp of air.
For Alastor, he couldn’t even think of breathing when around you. Let alone when your mouth was on him. Every time you touched him all he could think about was the word ‘affection’.
So when your tongue swiped up his lips, he moaned as he opened for you. Not because he was new to kissing someone with so much lust. He’d grown accustomed to the things you did to him. No, because you were a fever that had taken hold of him and your kiss the medicine that soothed his delirium.
He wondered, was that why people called it ‘love sick’?
“You really like me, don’t you?” He asked, nose sliding up your jaw.
An opportunity presented to you. A chance to spill over the edges.
You pushed it away, legs wrapping around his waist and pulling him closer.
“Something like that, yeah.”
His hands pressed flat against the table to balance the deep roll of his hips against you. One of your own fell behind you to keep from falling backwards, the other flung over his shoulder. When you moaned into his cheek he captured the sound with his mouth and slipped his tongue back into you.
You liked him. He’d known people to love and not like their partner an ounce, but the way you appreciated his quirks made his heart sing in its brittle cage. You never ceased to see him. The issue with always putting on a show is people tend to be disappointed when the actors become human again. But you never met his persona. He was knife wielding, bloodlusting Alastor from the first word. So when he was himself, you recognized him clearly. Because he was all you ever knew.
And you liked him
You appreciated him.
He dared to think maybe he could inspire more from you. A thought that made him twitch below the belt.
Closer. He needed you closer. He needed you so near to him that he’d never forget the feeling of being wanted. It’d be imprinted on his chest and his arms and his lips.
Impatient hands slipping up your sides, along your neck, down your chest. His greedy mouth suddenly understanding the same greed he once marveled at in your own kisses. Hot tongue sliding over yours, delving deeper into you with every return.
When his hands seemed to come to an agreement, they yanked you forward again. You’d fall off ass-first if he pulled you any further.
You watched with only slight horror has he grabbed the small knife and hiked up your dress in tandem. A gulp, worried the other shoe had finally dropped on a too-good situation.
“Are you particularly attached to these panties?” His eyes were looking up and over his glasses.
“No?” Did you really need panties, you wondered. Ever? Girdles we’re falling out of fashion perhaps you’d all be naked again soon enough. Maybe you two could start another Eden. A pomegranate’s juice the new red staining his skin.
Not even a tremble, his hands lifted each side and sliced them free.
“Oh?” You didn’t have a real question in mind when he tucked the panties into his back pocket. Just a need to express you saw it and didn’t understand it.
Alastor took your hand and pressed it against his hardened length, eyes locked onto yours with a sharpness to them. But when your hand took hold of him and squeezed, everything softened in his features. Funny how where one area grew stiff another melted.
He rolled his eyes closed as you finally undid his belt and pants. A struggle you didn’t see, Alastor trying to keep from pouncing on you like a horny virgin. He didn’t want to rut into you, he didn’t need the pleasure. He needed something he couldn’t see or explain. He just knew you held it behind your teeth.
When your skin pressed into his and you both moaned together he was sure you were the same. One person, split into insufficient parts. Finally lined up flush in place.
When you circled your hips against his aching cock, he wondered what you were chasing after. Was it the pleasure? He’d give it to you in spades.
He was on his knees with his face between your legs before you could close your thighs in surprise.
You needed both hands now to keep from falling back onto the table. “Alastor,” a whine.
He knew better than to talk with his mouth full, so he let two fingers work their way into you with shallow thrusts. Easing you open for him.
“Yes?” His eyes didn’t leave his fingers, glistening under the kitchen light. You hadn't thought much ahead past his name, once his fingers were in you and curling up to find your spongy and soft bundle of nerves your mind had gone empty.
“We can just fuck, if you’re horny.” You watched him watching himself.
“Where’s the fun in that?” His mouth returned to your mound, broad tongue forming a point and finding your clit.
A lazy moving tongue would be frustrating if not for his fingers punishing your g-spot. Consistency was key, and his hand was focused and skilled.
Suddenly you remembered the piano in the sitting room. That’s where you knew that movement from. That clearly practiced muscle memory.
Alastor felt confident everywhere but rarely did he feel comfortable. When your thighs came together and squeezed him at the ears, he felt positively cozy. Would you be so kind as to be his ear muffs come winter? He’d have to remember to ask when his mouth was free. How many cold nights he could now rest assured he would have warmth just a little dive of his head away.
Lowering his mouth, nose buried in your muff, he wriggled his tongue in with his fingers. Not enough, rarely was anything enough any more. He stilled his hand and prodded at your sensitive walls with that intrusive tongue, relishing the little movements you made in response. Taking his digits out entirely, he buried his wet muscle as deeply as he could reach.
The huffs of exhales you were making triggered a moan from him that you felt through your skin. His enjoyment was tripling your pleasure.
Goosebumps ran up your arms at the combine sensations of his moaning and prodding.
When his lips and tongue returned to their uneven teasing of your clit, three fingers now swiping past your inner spot with every thrust, your hands came to his head. Fingers slipping through his hair and gripping every time your body shook. Encouragement, the more you tugged the surer he was he was doing the right things.
And oh, he was. You said the right things but Alastor always seemed to act on them. Your senses lodged themselves between the even stroking of your g-spot and the unpredictable movements of his tongue. One kept the pressure rising as your orgasm climbed, the other pushed you along jolt by jolt.
Curious thing. That night in the park he didn’t have much reaction to your enjoyment, but he found himself not fully softening in his lap as he continued. Normally, unless still physically stimulated or the rare time you stirred something in him, he wasn’t very… battle ready.
But the feeling of you pulling him in by the head, fingers in his hair and thighs at his cheeks; this was different than the others. He was sure now it wasn’t just physical pleasure you wanted. His pride said it was more.
Dozens of times before— he truly was a rake in some aspects, though admittedly it was all in the pursuit of avoiding “sex”, as defined by most, not chasing it — he helped a date find release with his tongue. But it never did anything for him. They moaned and said his name and screamed. Which was lovely. Who doesn’t enjoy recognition?
When you said his name, it was heavier. It was material, it had mass and as its gravity began its pull he found his mind circling that sound. He was pleasing his darling, not placating. And it made him react in that unusually crass way.
He felt like an apex predator when killing, tearing open animals made for him to hunt. But you made him feel baser. Prey in your gentle bite.
As your orgasm mounted, you began tugging at his hair to pull him off. You didn’t need him to stop, but everything was suddenly too sensitive. It was alarming to feel your body rocking from overstimulation. A strident cry filled the kitchen as your back arched off the table. He didn’t let up, despite how much you thrashed under his mouth. Rolling pleasure, muscles electrified and shaking beyond your control.
You patted his head harshly, “Good, I’m good. Alas—tor! Fuck!”
Ah, he loved when you swore. It punctuated your otherwise preternatural aura with a touch of humanity.
He stood and leaned over your now reclining body. Your pussy still clenching and legs shaking as he admired his work. You admired his shape in his apron, his broad shoulders and sharp eyes. Caught between your legs like a lion in a mouse trap; he acted like he had no way free of you. His grin widened and he made a display out of licking each finger clean. Eyes never leaving yours.
You knew many men to squawk at going down on a woman. To balk at wearing an apron. To grimace at the suggestion of cooking a meal while their lady took a nice bath or enjoyed a coffee. Alastor seemed to not think twice about any of it. How nice it would be. To have a partner beside you, to not be the woman in the often referenced “behind every great man is a great woman.”
“Alastor, I want you.” You pulled him down by the neck and stole a kiss. When he began to stroke himself fully back to life you pressed that hand to his chest. “Not like that. Though I’m not declining the offer.”
His eyes saw something in yours. “Sweetheart, you have me. There is no part of me that isn’t possessed by you. I know we keep things relatively… tightlipped for safety but I’m your fella and you’re my gal.” His nose touched yours. “But if you want more, I’ll become more. I’ll break myself apart and make myself better.”
Your heart sank. Sitting up to command a little authority, a feat given you were sitting panty-less on a kitchen table, “Don’t you dare. I’ll always meet you where you are, got it? Don’t go… groping around in the darkness for me; trying to find what I need. I’ll always come to you. Because you’re more than enough as you are.”
A little cough to clear his tightening throat, “I’ve not had a day of darkness since you arrived.” A kiss to your forehead before a soft thumbpad wiped at the corner of your eye. “Did I make you sad?”
You wanted to say it. But not now, not like this. You didn’t want Alastor to connect love and sex. To think one was necessary for the other.
While you were coming to learn how lovely it was to pair the two together, it was a fact they were wholly independent things. And you couldn’t allow him to think they were a set.
“You’ve made me too happy. It’s absolutely terrifying.”
But Alastor had found your expressions of acceptance always tumbled the circle of Love to overlap with that of Sex. It was only in that mixed space did he find desire in pleasure.
A wicked smirk, “Let me pile on my affections and drown out your fears.” His hips rolled into you again, a surprising eagerness returned to his lap. “Can I continue?”
With a nod and a smile, “But not another word of change, buster.” You leaned back on your hand for support. Alastor was happy to return to your heat, lining up and sinking into you. An embrace like no other, one he found particularly earnest when with you.
Close. Finally. You began where he ended, a natural extension of who he was and who he could be. The things he could have. A relieved sigh he didn’t try to hide before he began moving, a moment when his tension could melt. You were both an unseasonably warm autumn day and the cool comforting shade of an unfamiliar tree. Both the heat and the relief.
He watched your body rock against the table, even fully dressed you managed to look more scandalous than any show he’d seen downtown. He was grateful he didn’t seek this comfort often in others, the way his mind melted made him feel vulnerable. He couldn’t think straight. And then you began to make those lovely little groans, high pitched and needy, and he was sure his soul was errant.
As his thrusts deepened, cock no longer kissing your cervix but ramming into you with good intentions, you dropped back as you lost the battle against his hips.
Alastor’s arms slid up our waist and pulled your arms towards him, “Too far, I can’t see your face.”
Your arms were slung over his shoulders as your back curved for him, “You don’t need to see my face.”
“Tsk, wrong.”
Your new favorite place was right in front of him, wherever his line of sight was you wanted to be in it. Nose to nose, heads tilting to recapture soft lips and softer moans.
Until the softness left, Alastor’s skin slapping against yours as he dragged those lovely sounds from you. He watched your eyes roll closed, mouth open as you moaned with the safety of the seclusion of a country home. A thought bubbled up, inspired by you.
“I want the neighbors to hear you.” That smile half cocked across his upsettingly handsome face. His hand slipped between you both to repeat the motions he learned before. Hard and fast, no choice but to raise your voice.
Your head fell back, clit still sensitive, “You don’t have neighbors!” A new moan hitting the walls.
“I do— just a few miles down the road, dear.” His mouth latched onto your neck but he didn’t suck like he wanted, he couldn’t bite. Your skin was your job, your body not his to mark. Suddenly he remembered, “Do you still have that make up? For your bruises?”
You couldn’t understand why he would bring that up while balls deep in you but you nodded.
“Would it work on your neck?” He nipped lightly.
It clicked, “Absolutely.”
You felt like a teenager again. When his tongue swiped over your soft flesh before he began to suck on the skin there you could feel the heat rising off your chest. You could feel him everywhere, and with the knowledge he wanted to hear you, you tossed your shame out of the kitchen window and relaxed into the pleasure.
As he moved up your neck he left little marks behind. There was no sense left you didn’t occupy. He could smell the soap and sweat of your skin, taste your cunt still on his tongue, your sights and sounds a decadence he couldn’t get used to. And the feeling of you… velvety walls, a feeling finer than silk as he slipped in and out of you. So incredibly hot on his most sensitive areas, pulling him back in with admirable strength.
He felt his orgasm ratcheting up but tried to hold back. He wanted more time to experience your ecstasy, to wallow in your openness. Even pressed skin to skin now wouldn’t satisfy that deep desire for this unique level of intimacy. So he wanted to enjoy it for as long as he had it.
But, he knew he should prepare. “I don’t want to dirty your dress.” A lust heavy voice penetrating the nap of your neck. He’d made a risky release before at your urging, something he often thought about when work got quiet. But he knew he needed to think clearer now.
“Then don’t.” A terrible reply but you wanted all of him, every drop of his hunger for you. “Keep the mess in me.”
“My dear,” he slowed his hips, autopilot keeping them moving at all, “I don’t think now is the time for,” you tightened around him to trip him up, which worked spectacularly. Alastor had take several seconds before continuing, “talks on family planning.”
A pang of nausea and fear, small and sharp in your abdomen. It wasn’t that you weren’t aware of biology, just that Alastor brought out your baser animal instincts, too. And before, when he came buried as deeply as he could reach, it felt like you’d actually completed some ritual. Bears hibernated, birds migrated, Alastor came in you.
You’d never let a man do that before Alastor. “I just want to… accept everything you are willing to give me.”
He bit his bottom lip to redirect some attention away from his now throbbing member, “And when you’re sure on me, I’ll always provide.”
A pout that he kissed, you accepted the terms. An argument could be made you were already very sure, but you were well aware how naive that sounded when you’d known each other for so little time. Had a coworker told you she’d met a guy and within three months was ready for… the consequences, you’d have laughed and asked if she was drunk or just stupid.
Alastor wanted to provide. But he knew you’d be the one with the raw end of the deal, he couldn’t risk coercing a decision in the heat of the moment. If your mind was half was addled as his with pleasure then you were in no state for big decisions.
Life changing decisions.
Decisions that filled empty homes.
Fuck, why wasn’t he a less considerate man?
When his kiss deepened, so did his ministrations. He was fully sheathed and so unwilling to draw back more than a couple inches you wondered if he had changed his mind. It felt like a man not wanting to stray too far from home. One hand on the small of your back, his other other on the back of your neck. When he pulled out he pressed his tongue further, only stopping the kiss when he came onto the little space of table between your thighs. Soft and swollen lips parted as his breaths ran ragged. A smile spread across your face as you watched his eyes open, witnessing a pleasured blow out of his pupils.
When he grabbed a kitchen towel and cleaned the table, you chuckled at his grimace. “See? My way is cleaner.”
He didn’t reply at first, taking the cloth and hovering over the sink before tossing it into his trash. “Only in the short term. We can finish up tomorrow with the tools?”
Your legs kicked again, not ready to slide off, “Mm, it’ll be easier in the daylight.”
“Instead,” he zipped his pants but removed the belt and set it on the counter, “Let’s get zozzled* and sway around the sitting room? Crash where we land.” (*drunk)
“I’ll pour if you get the music on.”
He turned to leave but paused, “No, I’ll handle the drinks. You always have too heavy of a hand.”
“I didn’t hear you complaining last time…”
“I’m not sure I remembered I was at home and not at a drum* last time…,” He uncorked the label-less whiskey, grabbing two glasses with one hand. “Didn’t wanna insult the pretty waitress.” (*speakeasy)
Fair. You weren’t much for drinking and always underestimated the strength of illegal hooch. Some were weak and some could kill you. But fancy Alastor had connections with the kind of people no one dared to risk harm to, so he always had the most trustworthy goods.
Good music, great whiskey, and even better company. You thanked him for being safe while working, he praised your ability to learn new skills so quickly. After a few drinks he pushed the coffee table against the wall and you drunkenly swayed around the room to something playing smooth and low. As much as you enjoyed your conversations, having your head tucked under his chin as neither of you said a word somehow filled in the little cracks of your heart more so than any talk. For him too. No tension after sex, no stress of how long he’d get to breathe before the next instance of prodding to do it again. He could smile and close his eyes and feel the room swing and sway in total safety.
A safety neither of you knew was being threatened from afar.
When you woke, Alastor was gone. A note on the table letting you know he’d run out to grab some things for breakfast. Telling you to relax and recover.
You put the furniture back, bringing the glasses to the kitchen and his belt to the bedroom.
Coffee and a slow perusal of his home. Intimate details you tried to not stare at when he was there. The rare photo of his mother, a woman you didn’t speak about, a conversation you didn’t need to have, but someone you knew existed fondly still in his life. A silent thank you to her.
No photos of a man to give thanks to you so you turned to the little curios and mementos.
Little seashells and sand dollars, a small gator’s skull. Books, about anatomy and history. Novels about crime and love and mystery. Ticket stubs for films he’d seen. Little bits of his mother scattered in. A woman’s necklace. A chatelaine* with all of the accessories and tools. (*wikipedia page)
When you felt you’d spied enough, you crawled into his side of the bed and inhaled as deeply as you could. His pillow smelled like him. You let yourself sleep off the hangover surrounded by pieces of Alastor.
Pieces you couldn’t contain. Pieces left around town as a dick* hunted for his personal monster. (*a detective, but also, a dick, fuck this dude?)
Beth, or Betty as you called her, the friend you often sang for, was cleaning up from the previous night when Brady walked in. She tried to tell him they were closed, but he took a seat at the counter anyway.
“I’m looking for a singer named Autumn. She been around lately?”
She paused, knowing the name was tied to your work. This man didn’t know you. “Whose asking?”
“The city of New Orleans”, he set his badge on the counter top.
“Is she in some kinda trouble?”
“She the kinda dame to get into trouble?”
Beth laughed, “She doesn’t try to but men, liquor, and jazz tend to make it happen. She’s okay, right?”
He took a deep sigh, trying to blink away the exhaustion and remember he needed to be someone strangers trusted. Being honest hadn’t been working and being rough barely got him a lead. “Well I was hoping you’d know. Found out someone roughed her up a bit ago and just wanting to make sure she’s okay. But I don’t have her legal name, no address, nothing to track her down.”
Shaking her head, she leaned onto the counter, “What? Some egg* forget it’s just a show?” Brady shrugged. “I can’t say. She hasn’t been by in a couple weeks.” (*man)
He asked why. Feeling the deadend approaching.
“She was just doing me a favor. Once she got a guy she didn’t have much time.”
Fighting the urge to slam his fists against the wood and sling his notebook across the bar, Brady took slow breaths. Jaw clenched as he grabbed his pencil, “That is wonderful news. Hopefully a fit guy who can… keep her safe.”
Beth laughed a little, “I don’t know about that. He’s kind of a daisy*, but real kind.” (*a non-masculine man)
“Could I get a name? Or her address? Wanna follow up. See for myself that she’s doing well.”
She tapped the bar with two fingers and winked, “Ah no can do. Flatfoot* or not, I don’t tell men where to find sleeping ladies. But her fella is in radio though. I recognized his voice right away. Popular too, really ritzy air about him.” (*cop, detective)
As he left, he slapped the notebook against his palm over and over. When he stopped to take a second to congratulate himself something caught his eye. Across the street was a park he knew well. Following the block and turning, he could see the white and green awning of the cafe he’d seen you at before.
Had he been there? He hadn’t questioned why you were alone on such a nice day. But maybe you weren’t. Maybe you’d been playing him from the start.
Enough games.
When you took the stage that evening, a Friday show with a promising crowd, you felt like solid gold. Alastor would be there to pick you up in a few hours, you had every need met. And now you had the adoration of strangers to pump up your chest.
Until you passed your come-hither eyes over the crowd and a striking ocean blue pair knocked the wind out of you.
James was standing behind Brady, mouthing an apology. You missed a beat in your routine but forced your smile back. It took a second, to slide back into the actress you were when away from Alastor. Every time it got harder and harder to fall back into that role but you managed. His eyes never left your face, and you thanked God your heaving chest could be seen as fatigue and not the sheer panic that had taken ahold of your body.
When you were on the other side of the curtain you considered rushing out the side door, into the alley and down the street. But you couldn’t. You’d successfully brushed him off for so long but now that he had seen you, had made it clear he was there for you, you couldn’t flee. Innocent people don’t hide from cops.
Feet dragging, you saw some of the dancers standing around the dressing room door. “He’s out of his gourd if he thinks I’m changing with him in there.” One said loud enough to ensure Brady heard. When you entered the room he was sitting at your make up table, legs spread and your shoes in his hands.
“There she is!” standing, he extended the shoes to you, “Don’t stare like a deer in the lights. I’m sure you knew I was coming. Slip these on, we’re going for a ride.” He gave them a shake, “You can call your mac* from the station and let him know you’ll be late.” (*man)
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how abouttt detective au?:)
Am I making Aleksi a detective, solely because of this outfit? Why, yes I am 😌🔎
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It's not like Aleksi has had that many cases during his relatively short career as a detective, so the comparison may not be fair. However, this has got to be one of the strangest ones he has ever encountered.
"So where did you last you see your friend?" he asks the four men standing in front of him, fidgeting with their fingers like schoolboys in trouble.
"Right there!" the one with the bass says and points at an empty stool behind a drum kit.
"And then he just went...poof?" Aleksi looks at them sceptically.
"Of course not," they tell him in an uneven choir, their tones ranging from annoyed to desperate.
"So...how exactly did it happen, then?"
"Well, we were practicing balancing our guitars on our fingers, you know, as you do," the blond one with the curls explains.
"N-naturally." What kind of band is this? A circus one?
"And then one hit Olli's head, so we had to take him to emergency room because he couldn't count my fingers correctly," the taller blond one continues. Indeed, the bassist seems to have stitches on his forehead, near the hairline.
"In Olli's defense, you couldn't count your fingers correctly either even though no one had hit you on the head with a guitar," the one with long dark hair comments.
Aleksi looks between the men like a spectator at Wimbledon. They all seem more than eager to tell the story, and Aleksi's not quite sure which one of them is the most reliable narrator.
"So Tommi drove us there, because Joel has no self-preservation and Niko drives like a grandma and-"
"Excuse me?"
"Just accept it, man," the curly-headed one says to the one apparently called Niko.
"At least I can drive a car, unlike you, who, I quote 'doesn't believe in automobiles'."
"What?" exclaims the one called Joel. "What do you mean you don't believe in cars? What the fuck does that even mean?"
Aleksi has a feeling the men are getting slightly off topic.
"I just think things would be simpler if we still used horse carriages," the curly-head says condescendigly.
"And when have you even been on a hor-"
"Gentlemen!" Aleksi interrupts Joel. "I'm afraid we don't have a moment to waste if you wish you find your friend."
"Yeah, sorry, Porko will shut up now," Niko glances at this..Porko, who sticks out his tongue in the most mature manner.
"We got to the emergency room, and the whole place was packed, and they said we'd have to wait for a couple of hours before they would take Olli in," Joel sighs.
"But we didn't have that much!" Porko cries out. "Olli was already on the verge of losing consciousness. He couldn't even see anymore!"
"Umm, actually," Olli says, scratching the back of his neck, "I had just rubbed my eyes too soon after washing them with disinfectant."
How do these guys survive on a daily basis?
Niko continues recalling the events. "They finally took him in at, like, seven, which was when our reservation at Dine Cellar started."
"It's my birthday, you see" Porko winks at Aleksi.
"Congratulations?" Aleksi mumbles, trying to not blush.
"It was my birthday before it was yours, Mr Centre of the Universe," Joel protests, and Aleksi can't help but think that each piece of information he's gathered from these men is more bizarre than the previous.
Niko shoots a deathly glare at the two squabbling men before going on with the story. "And I had to go with Olli because the nurse thought he was scared of medical operations."
"...When in reality I just felt so bad about ruining the evening, and when I feel bad, I often-" Olli paused to take a shaky breath, "I start crying, and I can't help it." He sniffles. "And look what I've done now! Tommi's gone missing, and who knows if we'll find him alive!"
"Naww, you didn't ruin anything, sweetie," Porko pouts at Olli and hugs him to his chest as he sobs.
"Yes, it was, in fact, your guitar smashing on Olli's head that put us in this situation," Niko says dryly. Aleksi crunches his eyebrows, still none the wiser about how their friend disappeared, seemingly into thin air.
"What about the rest of you? Did you stay at the hospital?"
"No, we were starving, so we drove to the closest McDonald's," Joel answers.
"And Joel threw a temper tantrum because they were out of Happy Meal toys," Porko chuckles, still holding Olli close to him while the man kept cuddling to his side.
"Yeah, first of all, what does that have to do with anything?" That is a reasonable question, finally a man of common sense! "Secondly, have you seen the Venom figurine? It's also a nerf gun, come on, how fucking cool is that?" ...Nevermind.
"Anyway," Porko begins again, "Then Niko called and said they were done with Olli's stitches and that they were ravenous as well, so we ordered more meals to go and returned to the hospital to pick up Niko and Olli."
"Yeah, what took you so long though?" Niko squints his eyes.
"Nothing, we were there perfectly in time, don't you remember," Joel mutters, while Porko sucks on his lips, as if to surpress a laughter.
"Well," he pats Joel on the back, "birthday boy here got really bad heartburn after his burger and fries and wouldn't stop whining about it, so Tommi had to drive by his apartment so that he could get his meds."
The events are still nowhere near the actual occurance Aleksi is supposed to be investigating, but by now he is sort of used to it. He wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if the next plottwist included something as crazy as-
"Yeah, and that fucking huge demon pigeon was back on my balcony again!"
...Sure. Why not.
This time Porko does a much poorer effort in holding back his chuckles. "Oh yeah, I forgot about our dear friend Bob. Tommi had to go up Joel's apartment and shoo it away, otherwise Joel wasn't going to let anyone in a five mile radius sleep that night."
"Did Tommi do this willingly?" Aleksi is beginning to wonder if Tommi had known exactly what he was doing when disappearing off the face of earth; perhaps he had just had enough of his friends' tomfoolery. Aleksi certainly isn't going to judge him for it, if that turned out to be the case.
"As willingly as he does anything for his friends," Porko answers with a longing glint in his eye and a palm cluthing his chest. "He's a good man."
"Yeah, unless you touch his drums or anything in his car," Olli adds, with a tone that revealed he has done both, with less than pleasant consequences.
"Then we were all sorta worn out, so we decided to stop by the liquor store," Joel says. "Then we went to get Niko and Olli from the hospital and came back here."
"With the liquor?" Aleksi asks for confirmation.
"Yes," they reply in unison.
Somehow, Aleksi feels like this is a turning point in his investigation.
"Did Tommi drink a lot?"
"We don't keep count, man," Niko smiles at him sarcastically.
"So it's no use asking how much you guys drank?"
"I mean, see for yourself, if you think it'll be of any help," Porko shurgs and gestures towards a table behind the sofa, filled with empty cans and bottles.
"Right. What's the last thing you remember from last night?"
"You really wanna know?" Porko raises his eyebrow at Aleksi and smirks. It's enough clue for Aleksi that no, perhaps he does not want to know.
Suddenly Olli's eyes grow large. "Oh..oh! Oh no!" he cries out, hiding his face in his palms.
"Do you remember something?" Aleksi inquires.
"I do! Oh no! Oh, Tommi!" he exclaims miserably. They all look at him expectantly, like waiting for an oracle to vocalize a prophecy.
"I remember lying there," he points at the sofa, "and seeing how he got up and climbed to the window and he...he jumped!"
A collective gasp escapes the mouths of his friends.
"Why would he do that?" Porko asks, his voice equally sad as Olli's. "He has so much to live for..."
"You know what, I knew it," Joel nods, his eyes glassy. "I heard the sirens this morning, while y'all were still sleeping. I bet they came for him."
"You mean the sirens at half past five this morning? Yeah, that was Porko wheezing while snoring again," Niko says. "Which means..."
Then they all rush to the window and open it to get a better view at the courtyard opening three storeys below them. Luckily, there's no sign of anyone having smacked down on the concrete.
Truly a curious case, Aleksi has to admit: a drummer sitting on his stool in one moment, vanished in the next. If Aleksi manages to solve the mystery, the union of detectives might finally give him the status of-
His train of thought is interrupted when the door opens and a tall man walks in.
"Tommi!"
"Morning," Tommi(?!) says. "What're you looking at, guys? And who are you?" he asks as he sets down his packback and steps over to the drum kit, already averting his focus on his instrument rather than his four friends with their gaping mouths.
"Where did you disappear last night?" Niko is the first one to ask the million dollar question.
"Home?" Tommi looks at him with side eyes and fixes his cap.
"Through the window?" It's Olli's turn to interrogate him.
"Porko had passed out in front of the door and wouldn't move."
"You could've just dragged me out of your way, you weirdo?"
"I rather used the fire ladder than found out what the sticky stuff you were covered in was."
"But why didn't you answer your phone when we called you this morning?" Joel demands to know.
"Left my phone in the car."
"And where did you leave yourself when we came to rang your doorbell, huh? We were really worried about you, man," Niko's voice almost breaks down.
"Guess I was buying breakfast. Seriously, what the hell is this fuss about, guys, are we gonna play or what? And who is that guy?"
The four men exchange embarrassed looks and, as if by silent agreement, Niko takes the ad about Aleksi's detective services they had taken from a bulletin board a few blocks away, rumbles it and tosses it in the rubbish bin.
"He's Joel's new one-nighter," Porko says, and Aleksi turns to look at him with wide eyes. "Bro, you must have been so drunk to not remember those crystal eyes."
"What?!" Joel whisper-shouts at Porko, who nudges him silent.
"He's staying for breakfast, aren't you?" Porko turns to meet Aleksi's stare.
Well. It's not like Aleksi had anything better to do.
#blind channel#blind channel rpf#apparently i do write blurbs these days?#pls don't get used to this some of these just work better written in narrative form#i hope this is less gloomy than the previous one 😅#blind channel is a band of smart individuals but put together they hold negative braincells
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Imagine the four lovers Mc, Taehyung, Jungkook and Yoongi sleeping in the same bed. Obviously baby boy Jungkook would sleep attached to the side of his human 🥰 while Taehyung on the other side and Yoongi behind baby boy's shoulders but with his arm he was able to touch both mc and Tae
and just that morning Jungkook woke up from an erotic dream and unwittingly, still asleep, started rubbing into y/n's thigh starting to lose precum from the boxers and dirtying the thigh of mc up to the sheets. Now mc, still human, was in deep sleep, while the other two vampires woke up after hearing the little moans and whimper from baby boy. Seeing the sub-state Jungkook was already in and mc didn't even have to lift a finger, the two hot vampires got so excited that their cocks started to hurt so bad. Obviously they couldn't allow Jungkook to wake their goddess and with a knowing look both Yoongi and Tae took matters into their own hands. Taehyung and Yoongi exchanged such a passionate kiss, with tongue and saliva everywhere, it felt like they were eating each other and that only increased Jungkook's moans. Baby boy was carried to the end of the bed by the root of his hair by Yoongi as Tae was gently waking mc, although the situation was not sweet at all as Jungkook was naked with a hard-as-metal cock leaking precum in his own thighs and in the sheets and shining eyes; Yoongi was bare-chested and with an erection so hard that it showed in his boxers and Taehyung's dark eyes was an indicator of what would happen next. While Taehyung tried to wake mc Jungkook called his goddess name 😌 and Yoongi couldn't wait to spoil the three of you, yes because Yoongi wants to fuck Taehyung too until he does not remembers what his name is, turning to baby boy he says "shhhh I'm getting you ready for your mistress. Don't you want to be her good boy? Good boy are then rewarded" and Jungkook replies "yes, I'm her good boy. All for my mistress, for my goddess" with these eyes 🥺
Finally Taehyung manages to wake mc and she finds herself in a devastating scene. I say devastating because with just one glance at the scene in front of her she can feel her legs week, despite being in bed, and her pussy starting to get wet. This does not go unnoticed by the three vampires who notice something different in the smell of mc's arousal. Mc is in the period of ovulation and this means that her period is near. the only thing to say is that all three vampires start salivating without restraint and it is not an exaggeration. If it weren't for Yoongi's fist holding Jungkook's pile of hair he would have jumped and "devoured" mc.
It can be said that that morning mc no longer left the bedroom for consecutive hours of sex and because she was left without strength. Three hot men rewarded her and loved her. One of the sweetest and softest aftercare 🥺🦋🥰
OKAY BUT WITH EACH TAEGIKOOK SCENARIO I RECIEVE I GAIN 800 HEALTH POINTS WHILE SIMULTANIOUSLY LOOSING 900 INTELLIGENT POINTS NNFAN
first of all? morning sex? yes. morning sex after waking horny from a wet dream? YES OMMGFAMDFMAM
also not you talking about precum and spiT HHHAHA WHY AM I SUCH A DIRTY WHORE? I AM LITERALLY GOING FERAL AT THE THOUGHT OF JUNGKOOK WETTING HIS OWN THIGHS WITH HIS NEEDINESS AND TAEGI JUST FULL ON TONGUEKISSING EACH OTHER I AM LITERALLY HOLLERING WTFAKDKS F
okay okay but like Jungkook would try so hard to be their good boy omgmg please he'd be such a doe-eyed cutie despite his cock aching oh so much fadnfna
i know there is literally no clever remark coming from me right now and that is because I have now entered animal state aka woof woof bark bark NGFADSFA ISTG VAMPIRE!TAEGIKOOK ARE GOING TO BE RUIN nfngn
~ Thirsty Thursday ~
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Pairing: Dan & Jake
Words: partner in crime
Genre: Humour
A/n: Hi anon, thank you very much for this brilliant idea. I hope you will like it and have fun 😌
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Probably, no one ever thought that the silent hacker and the impulsive dan would ever get along.
And yet it happened, how? Absolutely no idea.
But it seems to work. Well, most of the time.
Love, isn’t it beautiful? But when it comes to making something special for one’s love, the pressure of friendship is great.
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"You’ll help me, won’t you?" Dan asks the hacker who sits hopelessly on his desk chair.
"Do you really think this is a good idea?" he asks worried.
"No" buzzes the bearded man.
"Well, I’d be worried if you did. Okay so, what’s the urgent thing you need help with?"
"Okay, there’s this girl," Dan begins his narrative.
"Jessy?" the hacker interrupts him curiously.
"No, not Jessy"
Jake widens his eyes, "But you don’t mean Lilly, do you? Stay away from my sister" he raises a finger in the air menacingly, "Dare you." he threatens his friend.
He just grins, "Don’t worry, not Lilly. Another. Anyway, she likes goats okay?"
"Goats?"
"Yes, now let me finish!" Dan complains.
The hacker makes a simple move that signals that he should just keep talking.
"Well, she find goats ultra sweet, and a little outside of Duskwood there is a farm. They sell goats as pets, but they’re just incredibly expensive"
"Ohhh no" the hacker moans, "You’re not seriously telling me that we’re going to steal a goat, are you?"
Dan grins confidently, "We will steal a goat!" he solemnly proclaims.
Jake desperately closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, "You owe me a big favor, understand?"
"Of course"
A few days later, 01:00 a.m., outside of Duskwood.
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"A stands for organization" Dan hisses quietly and presses closer against the tree behind which he hides, much too small for his body.
"No?" the hacker looks confused, he has looked for a tree, which covers him completely.
"Yes!" Dan hisses.
"By what alphabet?"
"Mine!" the bearded one twists his eyes.
"You said that will be very easy and fast! I thought they are here on the meadow!" complains the hacker.
"How should I know that they would bring the animals into the barn at night!" Dan defends himself.
"You should have found out before we drove here!"
"It’s not that bad! We’re partners in crime, it doesn’t stop us," Dan nods confidently.
"If I get arrested for stealing a goat because of you, I’ll cut off your beard and hair while you sleep!"
Even through the darkness, the hacker can see his friend’s eyes widening in shock, "You’re a monster" shakes the voice of Dan.
"Please shut up and tell me how we get the goat out of it!" Jake complains.
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"Okay, I have a brilliant plan," proudly swings in Dan’s voice.
"I’m scared," his friend murmurs, dropping his head against the tree trunk.
"I swear, this time it’s a good one"
"Run!" Dan hisses in panic.
The goat bleats loudly.
"Pssssst" hysterically whispers the bearded one.
"They can’t understand you!" the hacker reminds him mocking.
"Really? WHETHER you believe it or not, I know it myself," Dan grumbles.
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In the shelter of the dense trees, the two young men scurry over the yard with a leash to which the goat is attached.
"Come on," Jake begs as the goat refuses to walk on, "Please, I’ll give you a carrot or something," he tries to bribe.
"They can’t understand you," Dan says.
"I’ll bring the goat right back, be a little more grateful"
"At least a 20!"
A few moments later, Dan carefully lifts the sweet goat onto the backseat of the SUV and also climbs into the back to hold the goat during the ride.
Jake gets in the front, totally annoyed and tired.
The drive to the house, from Dan’s lover, is fairly quiet.
Before Jake set off, he threatened Dan that if the goat got in his car, there would be terrible trouble.
Unfortunately, Dan can’t control the goat and so he quickly notices the wet spot on the seat.
He clears his throat anxiously, "On a scale of one to ten.. how bad would it be if--?"
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#duskwood#duskwood drabble#duskwood drabble game#Former: askgame#my writing#duskwood dan#duskwood jake
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You can do one each Or Three if you'd like but 🎧 for Jakariel, Hesra, Reyja and Yazakh? 👀💕
one was never an option 😌 but tungle says only 10 audios per post so they can all have two i guess
jak
If I'm smart then I'll run away / But I'm not so I guess I'll stay / Haven't you heard? / I fell in love with a beautiful stranger
Let's get mischievous / And polyamorous / Wine and women and wonderful vices / Welcome to the cult of Dionysus
hesra
I took the stars from our eyes, and then I made a map / And knew that somehow I could find my way back / Then I heard your heart beating, you were in the darkness too / So I stayed in the darkness with you
Seasons don't fear the reaper / Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain / (We can be like they are) Come on, baby / (Don't fear the Reaper)
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reyja
Don’t need to be hospitalized / To make me realize that I’ve / Got a problem, no I haven’t / Let me be
Do you like my clothes? My hair? My conversation? / Did you hear me when i said you were the inspiration? / It's all meaningless now as it was meaningless then / All the miserable girls / All the sad young men
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yaz
Do you understand that we will / Never be the same again? / The future's in our hands and we will / Never be the same again
I know who I am when I'm alone / I'm something else when I see you / You don't understand, you should never know / How easy you are to need
#owo#thamk 🥰#i reblog these asks and then get self conchus about my tastes in music lmao#jakariel lavellan#hesra adaar#reyja north#kodori yazakh
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SM is on my shitlist actually shsushsjagshsh I can't stand some of the music they put out. I'm glad Shinee is spared and they're still releasing bops <3 I tried liking NCT's music, but except for a few songs I just... 😬 I hated Next Level and Savage, but they grew on me because my friend performed a lip sync to both of them and I had to listen to these songs 736362 times, so yeah... I still lowkey dislike them, but some parts slap not gonna lie.
I know Woosung I went to his concert recently, I'm not like a hardcore fan, but one of my friends is!
I would love to see actual dark concepts like creepy shit, men dancing in latex pants with a fire background is not a dark concept 😭😭😭 but Atinys are like OMG WE'RE TIRED OF DARK CONCEPTS??? Give me some vampires and real possession, they're demons after all. I'm really hoping for more rock inspired songs for Ateez, maybe this comeback?
Some people never grew up, never got the character development. Sad... can't relate!
Girl get in line miss Tiny has a lot of fans, she's popular - probably to her disappointment, because she likes being left alone and just being caressed <333
Please I'll get my period today or tomorrow I HATE IT HERE. Period is always ruining my life I can barely do anything :(
Oh no bestie that sounds rough, grey clothes nooooooo. Did anyone see you fall? I had one stupid incident once as well, so I got you. I always walk like a duck in winter, afraid of slipping and dying
A 1D agenda? Mingi would be proud, I have some Directioner friends so I think I heard that one 👀 "They don't know about the things we do" oh I bet they don't uhmmm. A murder?! I will be the one murdered when the fic gets released
Yeah the cliche way I agree if it's written well it could be so so good. Exactly to fucking bastards coming together and their groups of friends mingling as well, and the bg and bb are like THE FUCK, ET TU BRUTE? And surprise surprise they're actually all the same, so no point arguing with each other. Just be a menace together!
The aggressive language I get it. Personally I would take a semi-interesting plot but extremely well written than a very unique storyline, but the language is not it. I don't wanna discourage people, because everyone has to learn how to write, but some projects are too ambitious perhaps
Omfg don't get me ideas, mama Park we're at your door (respectfully) serenading you because you gave birth to this beautiful shapeshifter man 😭
Everytime there's a Kboo article about Hwa I'm like "I ghostwrote this" https://www.koreaboo.com/lists/11-times-ateez-seonghwa-proved-truly-king-visuals/
Like, yeah it was me and what about it... https://www.koreaboo.com/lists/ateez-seonghwa-look-intimidating-times-proved-absolute-angel/
https://twitter.com/Kimmybaek2/status/1531893394338746368?t=Ib2b8kveuAaJ_82Qq05kxw&s=19
No because he did it so fast and his dedication and softness? I would give up 74637 times, I like Lego but have zero patience 🤡 I'm gonna play it in the background later. He started it at 5am my time, and that was very rude but I unfortunately had to wake up before 7am and he went on for 3 hours seriously, what a man! And MARS ASMR too?! 🤩 the perfect high school bf
https://twitter.com/ATEEZofficial/status/1531935958698176514?t=6PWOZG_gW_2cKJvVoOyXXw&s=19
😊😌🥺🤧 the first photo he looks so proud. I love fluffy hair Hwa is so precious to me. He's actually my 25 months old son 😭😭😭 jk I didn't say that 🤚🏻 - DV 💖
hi hello!!!
SM is on my shitlist actually shsushsjagshsh I can't stand some of the music they put out. I'm glad Shinee is spared and they're still releasing bops <3 I tried liking NCT's music, but except for a few songs I just... 😬 I hated Next Level and Savage, but they grew on me because my friend performed a lip sync to both of them and I had to listen to these songs 736362 times, so yeah... I still lowkey dislike them, but some parts slap not gonna lie.
BDWMDHWK WHO DOESNT HAVE SM ON THEIR SHITLIST i think i prefer nct’s bsides more then the title tracks but only a few bsides maybe im biased but some of their bsides have the “old sm touch” and it makes me mELT !!!! FBWNDJSJ I ACTUALLY LIKED THEM next level’s breakdown when ningning sings is MY JAM not a fan of their raps but bfdbbd THATS MY NÆVIS THATS MY NÆVISU LEAD WE FOLLOW DBDB the build up to the drop in savage is insane tbh
I know Woosung I went to his concert recently, I'm not like a hardcore fan, but one of my friends is!
AAAAAAA HOW LUCKY PLS HES SO FUNNY AND MAKES PPL BARK 😭😭
I would love to see actual dark concepts like creepy shit, men dancing in latex pants with a fire background is not a dark concept 😭😭😭 but Atinys are like OMG WE'RE TIRED OF DARK CONCEPTS??? Give me some vampires and real possession, they're demons after all. I'm really hoping for more rock inspired songs for Ateez, maybe this comeback?
NO BC FR LATEX AND A FIRE BACKGROUND ISNT DARK like gimme the dark makeup on the eyes the lips, go crazy with ur hair, dO THE CONCEPT PHOTOS LIKE THAT GO ON MUSIC SHOWS WITH THE MAKEUP AND NOT THE BASIC NUDE TONES FBWKDHWK ATINYS ARE NEVER HAPPY 😭😭😭 no fr like go dark dark dARK,,, im hoping they continue the lore! wanna hear some piratey tunes to celebrate johnny’s win <3
Some people never grew up, never got the character development. Sad... can't relate!
DBWMDBKW EXACTLY ITS RLY EMBARRASSING BC THEY POST IT ONLINE AND STUFF AND 🔫🔫😭😭
Girl get in line miss Tiny has a lot of fans, she's popular - probably to her disappointment, because she likes being left alone and just being caressed <333
BDMWBDKW 😭😭😭😭 NAURRR MISS TINY do u think she’s an infp pls ask her the question if she likes hwa <3
Please I'll get my period today or tomorrow I HATE IT HERE. Period is always ruining my life I can barely do anything :(
NAURRR BC THE PAIN IS SO MF DISGUSTING LIKW WHY ARE U MAKING ME KNEES WEAK IM FALLING 😭😭😭 maybe AK will help <3 a little 😭😭
Oh no bestie that sounds rough, grey clothes nooooooo. Did anyone see you fall? I had one stupid incident once as well, so I got you. I always walk like a duck in winter, afraid of slipping and dying
DBWMDJKW THEY DID SOMEONE FROM BEHIND ASKED IF I WAS OKAY AND I NODDED AND RAAAAN RAAN INSIDE BFDBBDNS nO FR MORE PPL DIE FROM FALLING THAN ANYTHING SCHOOLS SHOULD BE CLOSED ON THOSE DAYS 😭😭
A 1D agenda? Mingi would be proud, I have some Directioner friends so I think I heard that one 👀 "They don't know about the things we do" oh I bet they don't uhmmm. A murder?! I will be the one murdered when the fic gets released
HE WOULD BE !!!! “they don’t know about the things we do” im sure yn’s dad does HDKWHDKQHDKW YES A MURDER MAYBE ACCIDENTAL FRAMING ☺️☺️
Yeah the cliche way I agree if it's written well it could be so so good. Exactly to fucking bastards coming together and their groups of friends mingling as well, and the bg and bb are like THE FUCK, ET TU BRUTE? And surprise surprise they're actually all the same, so no point arguing with each other. Just be a menace together!
YES EXACTLY !!! BFQMBD TWO COMPLETE BASTARDS WHO THE SCHOOL IS TIRED OF COME TOGETHER??? turns out they have the same difficulties,,, the smut would be bussin AMAZING I LOVE THIS I WILL LOOK JNTO THIS IDEA RN,,, LMFAOOOO ET TU BRUTE FHENHDJE 😭😭😭😭 imagine them comparing test results and groaning when they both got the worst ones wbdnwbdn
The aggressive language I get it. Personally I would take a semi-interesting plot but extremely well written than a very unique storyline, but the language is not it. I don't wanna discourage people, because everyone has to learn how to write, but some projects are too ambitious perhaps
YES LIKE a very well written story and then u see the dialogue “he’s fucking you like a beast” sorry. WHAT BDQMBDKQBDKQ YES EXACTLY ALL OF WHAT U SAID !!!
Omfg don't get me ideas, mama Park we're at your door (respectfully) serenading you because you gave birth to this beautiful shapeshifter man 😭
no bc his mom must be a milf too 😭😭😭 no wonder his dad waited im the bus for her SIMP FJWHFEK LETS GO TOGETHER I JUST WANNA HAVE A TALK WITH HIS MOM 😭😭😭
Everytime there's a Kboo article about Hwa I'm like "I ghostwrote this" https://www.koreaboo.com/lists/11-times-ateez-seonghwa-proved-truly-king-visuals/ Like, yeah it was me and what about it... https://www.koreaboo.com/lists/ateez-seonghwa-look-intimidating-times-proved-absolute-angel/
NO BC FBWB KBOO DOING ONE THING RIGHT AND THATS PRAISING SEONGHWAS ASS 😭😭😭 ABSOLUTELY IF KBOO HIRES ME I WILL WRITE ALL ABT SEONGHWA seonghwa invented happiness actually
https://twitter.com/Kimmybaek2/status/1531893394338746368?t=Ib2b8kveuAaJ_82Qq05kxw&s=19 No because he did it so fast and his dedication and softness? I would give up 74637 times, I like Lego but have zero patience 🤡 I'm gonna play it in the background later. He started it at 5am my time, and that was very rude but I unfortunately had to wake up before 7am and he went on for 3 hours seriously, what a man! And MARS ASMR too?! 🤩 the perfect high school bf
NO FR THE AMT OF PATIENCE THIS MAN HAS IS INCREDIBLE when is it my turn god when,,, SBDBDBWJ 5AM??? AND U WOKE UP TO WATCH IT?? DEDICATION ANON 😭😭😭 MARS ASMR PLS ITS LIKE GOODBOY HWA X BADGIRL YN COMIMG TO LIFE
second side looks like bbhwa-
https://twitter.com/ATEEZofficial/status/1531935958698176514?t=6PWOZG_gW_2cKJvVoOyXXw&s=19 😊😌🥺🤧 the first photo he looks so proud. I love fluffy hair Hwa is so precious to me. He's actually my 25 months old son 😭😭😭 jk I didn't say that 🤚🏻 - DV 💖
25 MONTH OLD SON 😭😭😭 UR A MOM 😭😭😭 CAN I MARRY UR SON WHEN HES OLDER FBWMFBWM he’s so lame 😭😭 nerdhwa au when wHEN ANON WHEN
also
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Can I get a romantic matchup for the Creepypasta fandom? I honestly don't know my sexuality, but I know I like men and enby people so-
I'm a demigirl. Regarding my zodiac signs, I have an Aquarius Sun, Cancer rising, and a Scorpio Moon, my MTBI is INTJ, could be INTF, it's probably a mix of those two, and I'm a 6w5. My birthday is in February, I don't really wanna specify a day tho-
I feel so egotistical explaining my personality, but here we go, I am kinda smart, not like, I need to move up 6 grades smart, but I'm smart. I'm a HUGE introvert. I'm a bit narcissistic, I only help people when I think it'll benefit me in some way, it's something I'm trying to work on. I'm definitely one of those quieter type of people. Im not at all confrontational.
I'm not sure if I should explain my appearance but I'm 5"2-5"5. I have dark brown hair and eyes, olive tan skin, and a few little freckles sprinkled around my body. I absolutely live for the Alt/goblin core/cottage core aesthetics. It's hard to chose one to live in.
Hobbies? Drawing, baking, cooking, writing, and reading. Huge pet peeve, but keep your musty crusty germs off me, we're in a pandemic. I also hate it when someone acts like they're the Main character. I love sweet things. Give me anything sweet and you shall be worshipped. I think I also need to say mushrooms. I hate eating mushrooms but they look so pretty.
Sorry on how long this matchup request is, and you don't have to do it if you don't want to. I hope this is enough, I'm kinda forgetful-
Hey there :D
It took so long for me to make this, i normally write the headconens in school break-times cause my mind is more focused there (i don't know why tho XD) but dO NOT WORRY! It is done now 😌
I match you with...
Homicidal liu
The moment i was reading your request i felt like i knew who i was gonna match you with without even thinking tbh.
The moment when you enjoy each other is when liu has the control, but when it's sully, someone's hands gonna get dirty.
He doesn't really mind your narcissistic personality he deals with this types of people a lot in his new life jeff and sully as an example and he'll not try to change or control you, but he will try to make you feel a little bit more empathy for others.
He always ask your opinion on the decision he's gonna make, even if it has nothing to do with you. he just wanna hear other opinions but he doesn't have many trustworthy people around him, not that he'll definitely use it but he would be appreciate if you tell him.
If you wanna see him melting on the floor or getting flustered just draw a picture of him or bake for him, he'll lose his brain cells.
Everytime he comes to visit you he'll bring a new type of sweet for you to try.
you forget things easy? From now on there's nothing for you to worry about, cause he'll be your free reminder alarm.
He's also an introvert, so most of your arguments are about whose gonna order pizza XD
How he treats you is basically like royalty.
He's very protective, not that he doesn't trust you or the people around you. Both sully and liu doesn't trust him
- you stole my heart
- well you stole mine too
- we committed the perfect crime <3
- oh oh!!!
- what???
- people...
- *gasp*
- ive done all my works for today, now its time to res-
- did you do your paperworks too?
- ........i may or may not still have some works to do.
Allright, i hope you enjoyed 💅
[Please send me feedback if you don't mind]
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