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bookwyrminspiration · 5 months ago

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I can behave normally around books

#shitpost #anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct #in my defense I only bought 5 #for a combined total of usd #where’d the number go. it was 17 usd #the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself #but either way #24 in one day is a personal record I think #also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake

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afroscribble · 2 years ago

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And all over this over an understaffed bottle drop in a Portland WinCo

A hypothetical look into said WinCo:

sentence i found on a grocery store review

#useful insight as to where these insane expectations of workers came from #retail did not use to be so barren of employee investment #that it incentivized bare minimum work as it did now #more motivated workers generated higher quality cuatomer service #according to this poster anyway #cant maintain any of that on a wage that doesnt come close to meeting the cost of living #here's also a few screenshots to put the original post in context #as well as a shitpost #scribblepost #labor #retail #customers

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the-dragon-girl-27 · 10 months ago

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It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

#fairy vs walrus #walrus vs fairy #walrus #why is this so well textured its fucking shitpost art #like why cant i pull this off in my normal art it had to be the walrus fairy #meme art #things that would give people outside of tumblr a heart attack #maybe #has the fairy vs walrus debate breached containment yet #also that generic girl i drew ended up looking a lot like how i look irl (yes i look like an npc)#also that door is unreasonably large but i needed you to be able to see the walrus in all her glory #i wanted it to be bigger so you could see her wings #fairy walrus #dragon draws creatures

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killjoyous · 5 months ago

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TAKE THE SHOT, TOMMY

#what is even US politics we are so cooked #might as well shitpost #techno fanart #techonoblade #quackity fanart #quackity #jschlatt #dream smp #dsmp fanart #dsmp #technoblade

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

#9/11 #serious post #not a shitpost #this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks #politics #this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it #i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed #because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes.#and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries #we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government #but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation!#a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!!#a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support #so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*???#well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains #and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel #truth is irrelevant #worse: to the people in charge #truth is a HINDRANCE #'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase #facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations

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wojtekaneko · 4 months ago

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That's how it went

#tma #the magnus archives #tma podcast #magpod #mag 160 #tma spoilers #tma s4 #tma season four #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #my stuff #thats all i could think of after hearing elias talk abt jon being an archive #all jokes aside it makes me so sad and crazy to think abt it #like theres a lot in tma about losing ones humanity #and jons choices surely contribute to him losing it as well #but for the most part its him being dehumanised by others #well mostly elias and his plans of creating an archive of fear #jon going from 'a person having a position (the head archivist)' -> 'a person being a position (the archivist)' and finally to 'a position #(an archive)#its just so sad #and the fact that it ties with him losing bodily autonomy and being viewed like an object instead of a person #im dead on the floor crying #okay im done sorry #tma shitpost

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callmesel · 2 months ago

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This is how I imagine Telemachus in the Penelope warrior au

#warrior!penelope #telemachus #epic the musical #shitpost #Odysseus #penelope #telemachus is so done with these people #now that i think about it #it can also work with that manwhore au #well #manwhore au

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everwalldigan · 16 days ago

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(Bruce has been brainwashed. Again)

Tim: hey man, I think you got him

Dick, letting out all his pent up rage: YOU WANT WHAT HES HAVING??

Tim, backing away: nope

Dick: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

#silly #random hero who doesn’t know nightwing that well: how are you always so calm in every situation??#dick: I get to beat up my brainwashed dad every couple of months #hero: what #dick: what #is this a Gotham war reference who knows #source: TikTok #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #dcu #batfam #batfamily #dc robin #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #shitpost

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r-aindr0p · 3 months ago

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That's probably how he exactly pictured it

#twisted wonderland #twst shitpost #twst harveston #Jade leech #azul ashengrotto #Discovering the event for the first time #Idia and Jade being fanboys for different reasons my beloveds #Sebek being well... himself and a bit gullible is so funny too omg #Will do other drawings of the event when I get to be in a more comfortable place + internet

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milfweirdal · 1 year ago

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#i will be posting the spinning trent seperately as well of course #weird al #gif #mygif #motion sickness tw #nine inch nails #weird al shitposting #ninposting

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amazing-spiderlad · 4 months ago

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Hazel's parents probably think cosmo and wanda are trans

Like- imagine you're a regular ass straight cis person, who has no idea fairies exist or how they reproduce, and you meet your new neighbours and then the husband slips up and accidently says he gave birth to their son, they both have pretty uncommon names, and also they look like this

#shitposting #fairly oddparents #fairly oddparents a new wish #cosmo and wanda #cosmo fairywinkle cosma #wanda fairywinkle cosma #hazel wells #headcanon #transgender #t4t

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bookwyrminspiration · 29 days ago

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sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

#creative writing #shitpost #sorry just wrote a third piece with the same underlying idea/premise #which i didn't do on purpose #and now i'm like. well fuck. what's this mean about me?#now i gotta do some self reflection about that

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viibo · 5 months ago

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