#as this is entirely your fault

[wealreadywentdownontheship]

Fics for ships that don’t even exist

There is some semblance of timeline so:

This is the dynamic

The dynamic continues 

This is not how you flirt guys

We take no responsibility for our actions in this house

Too bad her wife isn’t dumb

He is actually nuts, at least in this au lmfao

She absolutely just drugged the kids

[n4rval]

BUT YES.

family history.

[kingkatsuki]

Men that stroke their cocks to your most innocent selfies.

[protectorcraft]

thinkin about isat again (big surprise) and it would be a wonder if someone in the gang doesnt develop separation anxiety postgame. like other than siffrin considering that's the entire premise of the games plot, i mean.

[thesmokinpossum]

If My Body Could Speak, Blythe Baird | The Godfather, Mario Puzo | My Father's House, Sylvia Fraser | To The Daughter Who Secretly Longs For Her Mother’s Affection, Lynne Shako | Storms from Jupiter, Wanda Deglane | DO NOT REPLY, @filmnoirsbian

[valyrfia]

I’m going to be so real with everyone for a sec: lando would have probably finished in p3 if mclaren had just told him to give the place back, or immediately encouraged him to build a five second gap after the overtake. instead they acted like they were OBVIOUSLY in the right and even went as far to preen on the radio about it instead of actually doing their job as a pitwall and realising that that was going to result in a five second penalty. this whole fiasco alone proves that they need to fire they entire strategy department if they’re going to be serious about being a formula 1 team.

[martybaker]

I immediately went to tumblr to show y’all the crimes ferdie is committing on instagram (the caption on the first pic)

my mind didn’t even go there ferdie, you started it!

[temeyes]

the skull-clad marshal

[furiousgoldfish]

How many of these 'rules for thee but not for me' have your abusive parents enforced on you?

I am allowed to criticize you, insult you, humiliate you and put you down in front of others. If you ever as much as imply I do anything wrong, or make me look bad in front of anyone, I will end you.

I am allowed to be aggressive, loud, intimidating, forceful and violent. You're not allowed to use force even in self defense, otherwise you are the abusive one, and how dare you.

I am allowed to need attention, comfort, appreciation, admiration, praise, reassurance, resources, time, energy, and everyone's support, at all times. If you ever need any of this, not only you are a burden but you're taking away attention that could have been mine and I need it more than you do. You do not deserve any of it.

I am allowed to make mistakes, to do harm with 'good intentions', to make human error and do things completely wrong. Everyone needs to give me a benefit of the doubt and forgive me immediately. If you ever make something I decide is a mistake, not only I will assume you had the worst intentions, but I will punish you severely for it and make you feel like you're the worst failure ever born.

I am allowed to control you completely. I can forbid and deny you anything, even food. I say what you do and when you do it, and you have to do it regardless of how rude I am asking it. If you ever even ask me to do something you need me to do, I will act like you are unreasonable, selfish and trying to take something away from me.

I am allowed to be emotional, whiny, complain, rant, threaten, wallow and cry. You are not allowed to show any emotions or you're spoiled, whiny, insufferable and unworthy of human society.

I am allowed to be seen as human and reasonable, all my actions excusable, and nobody is ever allowed to forget that I have emotions and that it's wrong to blame me for anything. You are not allowed any of this, you don't get to be taken seriously, and all of your actions are inexcusable. I can forget you're human and that you have emotions and it still makes me better than you.

I am allowed to hurt you if you do anything that irritates or annoys me even a little, even if you did it unknowingly and were just being a human. If you ever hurt me, even accidentally, you are a demon, worst child alive, and deserve to burn in hell forever.

I can take any revenge against you and it's justified. If you even consider any kind of revenge, you're evil.

I can forget that you exist and not care at all how my decisions affect you and your life. If you ever make a decision without considering my feelings first, you are the most selfish, disgusting, deprived and evil person who lives only to cause me harm.

My anger directed at you is righteous. Your anger directed at me is selfish, ungrateful, spoiled, deranged, out of control, disgusting, dangerous, makes you evil.

If I ever show contempt at you, you are supposed to still rationalize it as 'love'. If you ever as much as look at me wrong, I will take it as an expression of utter unreasonable hatred and disrespect.

I deserve respect, regardless of what I do to you. You don't deserve respect, and you never will, regardless of what you do for the rest of your life.

I am intelligent, and my every decision is superior to any of yours. You will never be intelligent, your every decision will be considered stupid until you do exactly as I tell you to.

I decide who you are and how are you to be treated. You don't get to decide, not for yourself, not for me. You will perceive me how I tell you to perceive me. I will perceive you as unlovable and awful no matter what you do, and you must perceive yourself this way too.

You must center me in your life. You are completely irrelevant to me and exist solely to make me look good, give me benefits of labour and love and to avoid making any trouble for me. If you try to do otherwise I will attack you as if you are the worst creature existing who is a burden to everyone alive.

Guests and relatives are here to give attention to me. You are not allowed attention and should instead be there as a servant/make me look good.

It is never my fault how I react to you, or even for what I do to you unprovoked. It is always your fault how you react to me, and you are further responsible for all of my actions and emotions as well. Nobody is responsible for your emotions, you might as well not have any.

I am not responsible for my own violence. You are responsible for my violence, and for violence of other people towards you.

I deserve everything I ever wanted from parenthood and raising a child, and only good parts too. If anyone tries to make me go through any unpleasant part, they're stupid or evil. You do not deserve even the basics of a normal childhood, instead you need to be the toughest kid alive if you want to survive.

I can be sensitive to every little hint, implication or face expression. You are not allowed to be sensitive even to the most crude and humiliating remarks or insults. You are not allowed to even have a problem with threats, blackmail or violence.

Whatever bothers me is a real and serious issue. Whatever bothers you is superficial, unimportant, made-up, you dramatizing and you seeking attention. Your problems are not real.

I cannot be compared to anyone for I am unique and special. You can be compared to the most despicable monsters, criminals, predators, and other groups of people that I consider disgusting.

If I am sick, it's a tragedy. If you are sick, stop pretending and get to work. And it's also your own fault and how dare you be sick only to force me to tolerate you being in bed and otherwise ignore you. You've done this on purpose to make me worry.

If I'm hurt, no measure is big enough to comfort me, bring justice back into the world, ensure revenge and correct whatever evil hurt me. If you're hurt, you deserved it, and you're probably just making it up anyway.

Taking care of me is your responsibility. Taking care of you is nobody's chore and you're selfish for wanting it.

My problem are your problems, and you are responsible for fixing them, even when you can't possibly do anything about them. Your problems are irrelevant and nobody cares.

You have to make me look good even at the price of truth, free will, and your own sanity. I can make you look bad in front of others for fun and amusement.

If you're inconvenient to me, I have every right to hate you, hurt you and do anything in the world to force you to change whatever is bothering me. If I'm inconvenient to you, adjust, and keep silent.

[lexithwrites]

Am I tempted to write Sirius getting bent over and fucked on his motorbike? Maybe whose to say

[naggingatlas]

'thats not his role in the story!' hm i wonder what the point of it is then. hm i wonder what the dead pixel scene means. hm i wonder what wrong organ are trying to say with the context of 'awesome male friendship' and 'corporate hell where the only woman onboard is constantly under ridicule, abused or forcibly forgotten yet is the catalyst' if not this. hm i wonder how curly's physical agony being a direct parallel to anya's mental agony, stripped of voice, agency, just like her, and being forced to watch what happens while not doing jack shit, just like he used to, plays a part in this. i wonder what the moral of him being the final girl says about living with the consequences of your inaction, because of sentimentality, because of status, career and social. hm i wonder whatever the fuck this game was trying to say. hm i wonder what else is on this person's blog Oh Lord there's yaoi penice.

[evilcokito]

Put on Sam my today outfit and WHY YOU LOOK LIKE A REAPER FROM TWEWY????!!!!

- U R B A N G O T H R E A P E R -

💀 _-_-_-_ S h a d o W - M a N _-_-_-_ 💀

" What a good eye! Ļ̴̖̰̯̜͕̲̪̠̱͋̈̒̓̽̕ī̵͈̲̓̿̂̉̆t̶̨̮̣̲̀͂̾t̷̡̧̟͇͖̥̝̹̦̊́̀̒̈́̓͂͒̅͜͠l̷̨̨̢̧̩̗̤̍̈́͑͌̄͂͂͆̿͗̚é̶̛̟͉̪͍̝̱͚̻̞͍̉̃̓͂̃̐͂͝ ̸̡͙̺͇̟̩̩̣̺̈́Ị̴̛͋́̇̂̌͒̈́̒́m̵̢̳͎̗̖͉̞̺̭̓̏̌͋͗̿̕͝ͅp̴̻̘͇͓̙̜͉͈͖̎̔̈́͂͌͌͒!̵̺̣̺͍͙͇̱̾̓̈́̀̌̃̐͌̚͝ "

HE would totally be that Boss of the week who sends you to buy clothes, food, accessories and "wear it" "gift it to someone"... in the final battle he uses pins that contradict what you wear.

[torosdottir]

i feel bad for some women w all those "heres to hairy-ass dykes" posts bc tru real and thank u for supporting our culture but not every woman actually does grow that much body hair and i feel kind of bad for them. heres to dykes that never ever shave but they dont grow a happy trail their bush isnt that big and you honestly wouldnt even notice they dont shave their legs until they told you. its NOT YOUR FAULT and youre STILL BEAUTIFUL <3

[ocpder]

Non-traumagenics stop acting oppressed for being a system/disabled when you are not disabled because you're not a system challenge

[attyhat]

I WANNA POST DIOMEDES STUFF SO!! I'm gonna show some wips and random doodles!! >:3

First and foremost WIPSS!! You might've seen the first one from @melodyartist-blog , we made an illustration together and I drew Diomedes (ofc I did) the second one on the other hand is an illustration I'm trying to finish... About my current obsession over these three...

So like....I don't even know if this polycule even makes sense BUT....BUT.. HEAR ME OUT... THEY'RE CUTE.

Take a random doodle of Menelaus gifting Diomedes a ring, y'know, normal bonding moment between comrades ....

Bonus Palamedes being shocked (his design is not final, I made him on a whim...)

[anna-scribbles]

truest thing gabriel everrr said was that adrien had emilie's flair for the dramatics