#as this is entirely your fault

[wealreadywentdownontheship]

Fics for ships that don’t even exist

There is some semblance of timeline so:

This is the dynamic

The dynamic continues 

This is not how you flirt guys

We take no responsibility for our actions in this house

Too bad her wife isn’t dumb

He is actually nuts, at least in this au lmfao

She absolutely just drugged the kids

[n4rval]

BUT YES.

family history.

[wickedcriminal]

Last Unicorn quote stuck out to me so I gave it to Spider-Fox

(the only person willing to be your friend and he didn't show up until long after you already lost all trust in other people)

[queerofthedagger]

the thing is that if comments/kudos/engagement are "payment" for authors' "free" work, aka if fandom is transactional, then readers are in fact "paying" for something. and if readers are "paying" for something then fic is a product, and if you are "paying" for a "product" you are in fact - generally speaking - entitled to make some basic demands regarding said "product." what that looks like is gonna be different from reader to reader but we have spent years upon years arguing, rightly so, that people are not entitled to updates, or completed fics, or to offer unsolicited criticism, or fics going the way they want them to, or that authors shouldn't have the right to delete their stuff, etc etc. etc. and that entire argument crumbles the moment you turn this into a transaction and it's just no wonder (if no less goddamn obnoxious) that readers' entitlement is skyrocketing when they are treated like fucking customers. like. turning this into an us vs them seller vs customer thing is, aside from entirely ignorant of the fact that writers most often are readers themselves, the most horrific thing happening to fandom. stop turning this into a fucking free market under the guise of community. i swear to fucking god

[kingkatsuki]

Men that stroke their cocks to your most innocent selfies.

[thenationofzaun]

"Vi was the real Jinx" "No Hextech was the real Jinx" "No Jayce and Viktor were the Jinx for creating Hextech"

Arcane fans are all so fucking stupid and y'all deserve this stupid ass show. If this show had even a modicum of intelligence its thesis statement would have been that institutional oppression enacted by Piltover against Zaun was the real jinx and rot of show, finally giving rise to a monster coming to Jinx them back and be the reckoning for all their sins. Instead they give us that fuckass idiotic episode 7 that attempts to pin all the blame on Hextech and pretends like the horrible conditions of Zaun and cruelty of Piltover didn't already exist long before Jayce and Viktor cranked that damn crystal. Not only that, they go and martyr Vi which just gave the lowest bottom of the barrel members of this fandom a chance to accuse her of being the "real" jinx. This show is unserious garbage and its moronic fans deserve it.

[protectorcraft]

thinkin about isat again (big surprise) and it would be a wonder if someone in the gang doesnt develop separation anxiety postgame. like other than siffrin considering that's the entire premise of the games plot, i mean.

[valyrfia]

I’m going to be so real with everyone for a sec: lando would have probably finished in p3 if mclaren had just told him to give the place back, or immediately encouraged him to build a five second gap after the overtake. instead they acted like they were OBVIOUSLY in the right and even went as far to preen on the radio about it instead of actually doing their job as a pitwall and realising that that was going to result in a five second penalty. this whole fiasco alone proves that they need to fire they entire strategy department if they’re going to be serious about being a formula 1 team.

[temeyes]

the skull-clad marshal

[baejax-the-great]

The "pulling a Bharv" scene honestly demonstrates so much that is wrong with the character-writing in this game, but I want to focus on the very end of it.

Narratively, after teaching the audience something like "pulling a Bharv" AKA doing pushups to show you mean your apology, you want to have one of the audience stand-ins then participate in the ritual. It makes the scene more satisfying and feel less like a random lecture. (Though...)

However, "pulling a Bharv" requires a character apologizing for committing a wrong, and one thing Veilguard cannot tolerate is any of the companion characters doing anything hurtful, ignorant, prejudiced, or otherwise incorrect.

So what do they do? They have Bellara apologize for eating food that was meant to be shared at a gathering of friends.

Unless you are from Minnesota*, which I'm fairly certain Bellara is not if only based on her accent and not the fact that Thedas doesn't have a Minnesota, eating food at a party is not something you are ever expected to apologize for. She didn't eat all of Taash's favorite food. She didn't sneak the food before the party or cut a piece of birthday cake before the candles have even been lit. She didn't go into someone else's pantry and take some random item of food that wasn't meant for the party.

The food had been served. Presumably it had been out there for a while, because we join the scene as things seem to be winding down. The food is available, it is for Bellara to eat, and she eats some. It is a completely non-objectionable action, the only kinds of actions Veilguard companions are allowed to take.

She still has to apologize for the scene to work, however, so she does. Bizarrely, this has the outcome of making Taash come off as a bully, because what kind of immature jackass gets upset that someone ate the provided food at a party? How domineering is Taash that Bellara immediately resorts to apologizing and placating them in order to avoid their anger?

It also makes the scene nonsensical and makes the gathering seem like a complete drag. Feel free not to invite Rook to these ever again, thanks.

*If you are from Minnesota, eating the last piece of food off a shared plate is punishable by being immediately ejected from Minnesota, but most people do not consider this much of a hardship.

[evilcokito]

Put on Sam my today outfit and WHY YOU LOOK LIKE A REAPER FROM TWEWY????!!!!

- U R B A N G O T H R E A P E R -

💀 _-_-_-_ S h a d o W - M a N _-_-_-_ 💀

" What a good eye! Ļ̴̖̰̯̜͕̲̪̠̱͋̈̒̓̽̕ī̵͈̲̓̿̂̉̆t̶̨̮̣̲̀͂̾t̷̡̧̟͇͖̥̝̹̦̊́̀̒̈́̓͂͒̅͜͠l̷̨̨̢̧̩̗̤̍̈́͑͌̄͂͂͆̿͗̚é̶̛̟͉̪͍̝̱͚̻̞͍̉̃̓͂̃̐͂͝ ̸̡͙̺͇̟̩̩̣̺̈́Ị̴̛͋́̇̂̌͒̈́̒́m̵̢̳͎̗̖͉̞̺̭̓̏̌͋͗̿̕͝ͅp̴̻̘͇͓̙̜͉͈͖̎̔̈́͂͌͌͒!̵̺̣̺͍͙͇̱̾̓̈́̀̌̃̐͌̚͝ "

HE would totally be that Boss of the week who sends you to buy clothes, food, accessories and "wear it" "gift it to someone"... in the final battle he uses pins that contradict what you wear.

[lexithwrites]

Am I tempted to write Sirius getting bent over and fucked on his motorbike? Maybe whose to say

[bestanimal]

Round 3 - Mammalia - Peramelemorphia

(Sources - 1, 2, 3, 4)

The marsupial order Peramelemorphia contains the living families Peramelidae (“bandicoots”) and Thylacomyidae (“Greater Bilby”).

Peramelemorphs all tend to have a characteristic shape: a round, arch-backed body with a long, delicately tapering snout, upright ears, relatively long, thin legs, and a thin tail. They range from the size of a rat to the size of a rabbit. They are omnivorous, feeding mainly on soil-dwelling invertebrates, as well as seeds, fruit, and fungi. They possess a well-developed sense of smell and eyes that are adapted for nocturnal habits. They are are generally solitary, with females taking care of their young.

Female peramelemorphs have a pouch that opens to the rear, to protect their young while they dig for insects and their larvae. The gestation period of peramelemorphs is the shortest among mammals, at just 12-14 days. As in other marsupials, peramelemorph joeys are born as tiny, relatively undeveloped neonates and must crawl their way from the vagina to the pouch to latch on to a teat, where they will complete the rest of their development. Peramelemorph growth is fast, with bandicoots setting off on their own and becoming sexually mature at just three months of age. Female bilbies reach sexual maturity at five months of age, and male bilbies become sexually mature at eight months. This allows a given female to produce more than one litter per breeding season and gives peramelemorphs an unusually high reproductive rate compared to other marsupials.

Peramelemorphs originated in the Late Oligocene. Both the oldest modern bandicoot (Peramelid) and the oldest bilby (Thylacomyid) are known from Middle Miocene fossil deposits (around 15 million years old).

Propaganda under the cut:

The name bandicoot is based on the animal’s ratlike appearance. The name comes from an English corruption of an Indian word "pandi-kokku" meaning "pig-rat".

The smallest peramelemorph is the Mouse Bandicoot (Microperoryctes murina), which is 15–17.5 cm (5.9-6.9 in) long.

The Golden Bandicoot (Isoodon auratus) is especially adapted for life in hot, semi-arid environments. It has a low body temperature that is constantly changing, making it heterothermic. This allows the internal body temperature to fluctuate in response to extreme environmental temperatures without inhibiting and denaturing necessary proteins. Additionally, its low metabolic rate correlates to less heat being produced by the body, and a low thermal conductance does not allow the animal to capture and store heat well. A highly efficient panting mechanism allows for a low rate of evaporative water loss when cooling the body, conserving precious water.

The Northern Brown Bandicoot (Isoodon macrourus) is one of relatively few native Australian ground-dwelling mammals that is able to survive in urbanized landscapes, due to their generalized diet and habitat requirements.

The Eastern Barred Bandicoot (Perameles gunnii) (image 1) is the basis for the popular videogame character Crash Bandicoot, and was selected from a number of Tasmanian mammals by creators Andy Gavin and Jason Rubin for its appeal and relative obscurity.

Described in 2014, a fossil species of Miocene bandicoot found at the Riversleigh World Heritage Area was given the genus name Crash. It was given the species names bandicoot. Because paleontologists are just Like That.

Wiped out due to predation from introduced foxes and domestic cats, as well as land-clearing for farming, the Victorian subspecies of the Eastern Barred Bandicoot (Perameles gunnii) was declared Extinct in the Wild. Thanks to 30 years of conservation efforts, breeding the bandicoots in human care and establishing fox and cat-safe sanctuaries, the mainlaind population was changed from Extinct in the Wild to Endangered in September 2021, a first for Australian conservation!

The Giant Bandicoot (Peroryctes broadbenti) (image 3) is more than twice the weight of other bandicoots and adult males of the species can attain weights well in excess of 4 kg (8.8 lb).

Unlike bandicoots, Greater Bilbies (Macrotis lagotis) (image 2 and gif) are excellent burrowers and build extensive tunnel systems with their strong forelimbs and well-developed claws. Burrows spiral down, making it hard for predators to get in. A bilby typically makes several burrows within its home range, up to about a dozen; and moves between them, using them for shelter both from predators and the heat of the day, as they are desert-dwelling animals.

Greater Bilbies are generally solitary, however, there are some cases in which they travel in pairs. Pairs usually consist of two females as the sole caregivers of their offspring.

Greater Bilbies do not need to drink water, as they retain all the moisture they need from their food.

Because rabbits are invasive in Australia, introduced by European settlers, bilbies have been popularised as an Australian alternative to the Easter Bunny. Haigh's Chocolates in Adelaide made 950,000 chocolate “Easter Bilbies” between 1993 and 2020, with proceeds donated to the Foundation for Rabbit-Free Australia, which does environmental work to protect the indigenous biodiversity of Australia.

Today, only the Greater Bilby survives and is vulnerable, but the Lesser Bilby (Macrotis leucura) is a recently extinct relative, having possibly survived into the 1960s. Its extinction was much “quieter” than that of the Thylacine, and was likely due to introductions of invasive predators like the domestic cat and red fox. Other “quiet extinctions” include that of the Desert Bandicoot (Perameles eremiana) which appears to have disappeared between about 1943 and 1960, and the Nullarbor Barred Bandicoot (Perameles papillon) which was last collected in 1928.

Today, many peramelemorph species are still threatened and endangered due to habitat fragmentation and introduced predators, as well as from competition with introduced rabbits. Areas designated to conserve vulnerable populations of bilbies and bandicoots have predator exclusion fences built around them, and must be heavily monitored for break-ins. In Currawinya National Park in Queensland, high-salinity flood waters damaged a predator exclusion fence, allowing feral cats to enter the sanctuary, wiping out all the bilbies in the park.

[agentsamson]

if you think brock cares more about the boys than he does doc you're not only wrong you need to go back and rewatch the show.

[attyhat]

I WANNA POST DIOMEDES STUFF SO!! I'm gonna show some wips and random doodles!! >:3

First and foremost WIPSS!! You might've seen the first one from @melodyartist-blog , we made an illustration together and I drew Diomedes (ofc I did) the second one on the other hand is an illustration I'm trying to finish... About my current obsession over these three...

So like....I don't even know if this polycule even makes sense BUT....BUT.. HEAR ME OUT... THEY'RE CUTE.

Take a random doodle of Menelaus gifting Diomedes a ring, y'know, normal bonding moment between comrades ....

Bonus Palamedes being shocked (his design is not final, I made him on a whim...)

[anna-scribbles]

truest thing gabriel everrr said was that adrien had emilie's flair for the dramatics