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just watched Śakra
Directed and produced by Donnie Yen, also the protagonist.
Why didn't he also made a nice piano tune and sing along with it for the end credits? ^^
Very cool, very intense and beautiful movie. I don't know about the novel but this movie teaches you clearly "don't take rumors for truth" and "racism is shit, like a big shit".
though I didn't understand the ending with Qiao Feng's father??
And Donnie Yen is...
not just extremely good-looking, he's such an amazing actor. TAT
I liked Yuqi Chen very much too. ♥
I want to have a hug from Daddy Yen too! >///<
#we get his bitchy sassy smile#while fighting#as soon as the movie begins#^///^#donnie yen#Śakra#Śakra 2023#sakra#sakra 2023#qiao feng
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Errors, "Errors," and Sci Fi: The Nail Gun Gray Zone
I have more thoughts on errors in sci fi, specifically what does and does not count as an error. So I made a graph.
I'm a firm believer that at some point, your story will just be better if you bend certain rules of reality. A story with 100% realistic gun battles will be impossible for audiences to follow. One with ultra-realistic dialog will be boring and impossible to follow.
HOWEVER. Ice floats in water. Residents of now-Phoenix in the 1700s might've not known that, but it's hard to imagine anyone alive today who hasn't at minimum seen an image of a drink with ice in it. So GI Joe (2009) hinging a major plot point on a block of ice sinking in liquid water is widely regarded as silly and world-breaking. Same goes for The Strangers (2008) making a character unable to use her phone while it's plugged in and charging. Even in 2008, a solid majority of U.S. moviegoers owned cell phones and regularly used them as they were plugged in. Errors. Firmly.
But on the opposite end of the spectrum, you have "errors" that only bug a small subset of your audience with relevant expertise. You can always count on some of that subset to take to Reddit and whine pedantically about a 10-round gun firing 11 rounds, but I doubt those count as errors. My personal example is the lack of a character named Surprise in Inside Out — I've studied and taught Paul Ekman's theories, so to me the fact that they included only 5 of his 6 "universal" affects is always going to look weird. But I know that's less an error than a pet peeve, because there wouldn't be much for the character Surprise to do that isn't taken up by Fear or Joy. (The sequel also has a Surprise-ish and a Contempt-ish character, so there's that.) Same goes for the water main not being pressurized correctly in Batman Begins — I'll take city planners' word for it that Scarecrow's plan wouldn't work, but COME ON. It's a sci fi movie about a furry who makes a living punching aliens. If you want realism, watch a documentary.
That said. There's also that middle zone. What I call the Nail Gun Gray Zone, because it really is hard to tell how much some errors are obscure and piddly, how much they're mainstream and obvious. Because. Nail guns can't shoot nails. They're not projectile weapons. Not unless the story takes the time to show a character modifying the tool to override the fact that it has to be pressed flush against a board before it will fire. BUT. If you told me "99% of modern Americans know that!" I'd believe you. If you told me "only professional contractors know that!" I'd believe you. That poll clarified basically nothing — roughly 25% of respondents had used a nail gun, ~25% didn't know much about them, and ~50% had only seen one used. (I didn't ask "do you know that a nail gun can't be used as a projectile weapon" because then anyone who read the question should by definition answer "yes.")
Anyway, I think that a lot of online arguments about errors/"errors" in sci fi can be captured by the Nail Gun Gray Zone. Most of us can agree that only pedantic blowhards would say that the lack of Surprise ruins Inside Out, and most of us can agree that it'd be nice if The Strangers had simply broken Kristen's phone. Nail guns? One person's "oh come on, that looks ridiculous!" is another person's "it's called a nail gun, right? so why not use it like a gun?" and I don't think doing more polls will resolve it one way or another.
#errors#movie mistakes#science fiction#sci fi#movie errors#nail gun gray zone#sci fi errors#inside out#batman begins#final destination 3#gi joe#the strangers#my heart is a chainsaw#don't get me wrong - i mostly enjoyed my heart is a chainsaw#but the hard left turn into BOTH silly camp and horrific realism AT ONCE near the end was a big turn-off for me#the nail gun was just an obvious example of that tonal issue#nothing to do with animorphs#yet#i'm bringing it back around soon i promise
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I started hyperfixating on Vanessa fnaf about a year ago. Actually, more than a year. But I joined the vanessaverse discord a year ago today, and have been building my merch collection for about that long now.
So I present to you: my collection of Vanessa/Vanny merch!

A stockpile of items that are combination of official merch and fan made merch. With everything that is either just her, or features her.
Here’s some individual group shots under the cut >:3

Prints

Stickers (feat 3 star fam my beloved) they need more merch

Charms (also feat 3 star fam, as well as Vanessa Shelly) <- the one chibi charm and 3 star fam is double sided

Books (with *some* of the pages she’s featured in)

Plushies and pillows (the Vanessa pillow is double sided with Vanny)

Figures/collectibles (the Vanny with the pizza cutter opens to reveal Vanessa’s face)

Miscellaneous (feat a SB soda, a card game with Vanessa and Vanny cards, a Vanny keychain, and a box my friend painted me for Christmas 💕)
#this is just the beginning#I’ve been collecting for a year with no plans to stop anytime soon#plus convention season is upon us and I’ve got some fun little surprises cooking behind the scenes#can you tell she’s my special interest?#fnaf#fnaf merch#merch overhaul#fnaf Vanessa#security breach#fnaf movie#Vanessa Shelly#Vanessa Afton#vanessa a.#fnaf Vanny#five nights at Freddy’s
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And who let you out of your grave?
Can anyone see this or am I just tripping?
#Guys this movie really consumed me#BROORORIR#I CANT#I SPEEDRAN THESE#I'm crying the visuals in this movie is gorgeous#I WILL DEFINITELY BE REDRAWING MORE FRAMES SOON#tf2#Team fortress 2#Tf2 medic#Tf2 soldier#Emesis blue#Art redraw#Screenshot redraw#My art#Fanart#Silverlombaxwitch#Tw gun#Tw blood#tw scopophobia#I had so much fun rendering these#But I had a mishap with soldiers face at the beginning so😭#It's fine na#Sorry guys I fucked up soldiers face I WILL MAKE UP FOR IT#ayyunah
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controversial take: x-men origins wolverine is the better deadpool and wolverine movie
#I have 70000 ideas on how to have made d+w better. And one of them involves bringing stupid mouthless dpool back.#sci speaks#sighs. I hate that this movie is so bad it’s ruined my entire weekend. Maybe even my whole year.#Sci . retire. Maybe deadpool wasn’t even that good of a character to begin with.#maybe we hated deadpool all along.#how can a movie be so bad it makes me question being invested in a character for more than a decade.#I hate Deadpool. I hate Ryan Reynolds.#I kind of would like to rewatch the first Deadpool’s because at least those are movies.#but I don’t think I can stomach Ryan’s stupid fucking voice this soon.
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i love this movie so much.
#apparently nora based the screenplay on her friendship with rob reiner#which is why originally harry and sally don’t end up together#which would have been good too but then we’d never have gotten the famous “when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with#someone you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible line#but then also the movie as a whole confirms harry thesis at the beginning of the movie which is that men and women can never be friends#it is what it is#when harry met sally#billy crystal#bruno kirby#nora ephron#rob reiner#90s movies#movie scenes#movie gifs#gif edit#rom com#rom coms#romantic comedy#meg ryan#meg ryan’s best rom com#carrie fisher
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guy wakes up in a place he recognizes but doesn't know why or how he got there. he's a bit confused but he lives out the next few hours just like he normally would, just a bit dazed. but once he goes to sleep, it immediately restarts back to where he woke up.
he realizes this is a time loop... but something is different about it.
he realizes pretty quickly that this is some sort of dreamscape. it's a time loop, but for some reason, things around him do change, and he can pretty easily change things too just by thinking of them, like a lucid dream. but he always wakes up in media res once it gets to some sort of end point, and no one else around him remembers previous loops.
as he's trying to figure out what the goal is to end the loop, he's suddenly thrown for a loop when he's attacked and killed by someone he's never seen before. he wakes back up, shaken, but at least it was something new and out of his control.
he starts to go about as he had been but is killed again. faster and faster, sooner and sooner after he wakes up, he's killed by increasingly horrifying ways, all because of this other dude. finally, it stops when he manages to get a word in to the other guy before he's killed. turns out this guy is also in the time loop, and our guy was the first thing he saw that was different. thinking he was the test, or had something to do with it, he attacked him. his time was reset, so he knew he was onto something, hence the repeat killings. he was obviously taking this a lot harder than the first guy.
they decided to work together and figure out a way to stop the loop. they could both affect things with their lucidity and they tested what they could do. they could do a lot, though none of it seemed to matter. if one of them died, or got to some sort of "end point," they'd both reset. they slowly stopped really trying to get out and started just enjoying their time. they imagined things they'd always wanted to experience or see, and it would happen. it was fun.
eventually, they started noticing a certain girl was around more than any other person. she didn't seem to also be in a time loop, but she wouldnt completely forget who they were with each reset, either. they decided to befriend her and bring her along because it was nice to have company after all this time. she enjoyed the experiences they were conjuring but didn't find it incredibly impossible like a real life person would at seeing what was essentially magic. typical dream-based character acceptance behavior.
at one point, they're sitting on the pavement of a parking lot watching the sunset they thought up of, just talking casually. guy one notices that the sunset starts moving backward and forward in time, rhythmically, preventing the sun from setting. things would "escape" their control sometimes, but he realized the sun was going up and down at the same rhythm that the girl was rocking back and forth. she simply looked upon it in calm awe, not acknowledging that she may be influencing it. before guy one could say anything, guy two reached past him and shot her in the head.
time did not reset.
things went on, as much as it does in a dreamscape time loop, and they had settled into some kind of pattern of normalcy. most days they didn't even talk about trying to get out of there. they were able to carve some comfort out of their situation.
eventually, guy two runs up to guy one with the girl. he's excited and says he's thought of another thing to try to get them out. he says they just need to get into a truck and drive backwards really fast. confused, guy one asks why he thinks this would work at all. guy two says he has no idea. he just knows it'll work. he has a feeling.
so they go to an open nature area with a long road and conjure up a pickup truck. guy two is driving, with guy one in the passenger seat and the girl in the small backseat. guy two revs up and barrels backwards, whooping and celebrating the stunt, saying they're getting out of here.
guy one sees the trees whip by. they go over a bridge crossing a lake. the sky is bright with sun. he looks at guy two. his eyes are wild, his mouth in a gruesome open smile as he hollers. the girl in the backseat simply looked on in ignorant bliss.
guy one knew then.
he opened his door and jumped out, tucking and rolling. as he did, he thought about the truck barreling backwards off a cliff. when he stopped and got up, he saw just that. time slowed as the truck lost traction with the road and started to soar. guy two's face fell as he saw guy one standing there, looking down at them from the edge, face solemn. a look of shocked realization spread across his face as he descended towards the ground below.
then i woke up with a splitting headache. so. i guess i escaped the time loop???
#this is all 1000% true btw#all of this happened. i actually left OUT some details but these were the story beats#literally as i was waking up i thought this was a black mirror episode or something that i was remembering#i edited it out eventually but i first started this post with 'can someone tell me if this was a dream or something ive seen before'#cuz i started writing as soon as i woke up#as i became more lucid i realized it was a million percent a dream lol#but holy shit. how meta???#my dreams are often like movies like this but i haven't had one in a lonnng time#and they're never about THIS sort of thing#and it HAD AN ENDING!!! THAT ACTUALLY GOES ALONG WITH ME WAKING UP???#it's actually kinda freaking me out. a little bit#dream#dreams#dream diary#time loop#lucid dreaming#to be clear i was not lucid dreaming but the characters were lol#it was half third person half pov of guy one#mine#writing#dude this dream had acts. sorry structure. consistent plot. an ending that tracks with the beginning. hello?
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do you know the movie manchester by the sea? im watching it right now and it reminded me of someone i know. here is a drawing i made for you 💖💞💖💕
1) i dont even have words for the things im feeling right now. youre so good to me. youre too good to me sam i will be going to staples soon to get this printed so i can tape it to my wall. ive spent so much time looking at it already... its the only thing i could think about last night. i fell asleep thinking about it. a few sparse tears may have been shed because 2) i stopped everything i was doing to watch this movie and it bummed me out so bad. all the more because i was thinking about this frostpod picture the entire time... very on point. thank you so much for thinking of my horrible little family IM RUNNING AWAY.... IM RUNNING AWAY TO STAPLES!!!!!!!!!
#podlight#frostpaw#THANK YOU... *COVERING MY FACE KICKING MY LEGS#thank you so much im so so happy its unbelievable. you made my whole night AM AND PM...#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🩶🩶🩶🧡🧡🧡#in return let me share some podlight facts#his name is PETER HALL 43 to fionas 17 and hes definitely the type to start bar fights for no good reason#especially after cameron dies and especially after he gets hit with the guardianship news#hes kind of a deadbeat so his mother diedre is outraged by the news... he did know but he never thought it would happen#no one expected cameron to die when she did#so he stays with fiona in HER HOUSE and she is so mad about it#its less than a year until shes 18 so peter promises to get out as soon as he can as soon as she wants#he sort of leaves her alone for the most part. hes out a lot which isnt ok but she can take care of herself#his behavior towards her is still kind of mean but its not as malicious as the books i feel...#in my mind a part of him blames her for camerons death even though he knows thats not fair to anyone#but he mostly blames himself for failing at being a brother. he was never very good at it#im not sure if fiona ever tells him what shelby did. im not sure if that would even go public or if its something she takes to her grave#he works on boats i dont know if ive said that before... he repairs boats#and i stole that from gifted which is another frostpod movie#fiona will do this with him eventually because she has no future. this movie is so on point i cant even begin to tell you#i keep scrolling up to look at it again. im so happy i could throw up and cry 1000000 times. take my hand
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tagged by @sainteverge and @counterwiddershins to do a 10 fave movie poll, thanks!! and, here goes. some of these ended up being recent discoveries that made me lose my sanity, even if they weren’t thoroughly perfect masterpieces. and yes, 10 is highly difficult, so i had to leave a lot of faves out </3 !
tagging:
@glamgothhobbit @chaotic-history @saltedpin @squidsploitation
#felt bad not to include any leonardo favio ones :d#or pandora’s box. one of the great performances in cinema everr#also 3of these are musicals x)#i had no idea pino solanas did tango musicals. perhaps his Sur is better as a movie. and it’s secretly a prison movie. but the opening#track from el exilio de gardrl destroyed me. not a huge fan of balletic tango but. that is a strong beginning#special mentions to: La mano en la trampa for that fleeting blink and you miss it Elsa Daniels realizing her domme potential and#favio begging like a doggie for her?!?!? beatriz guido and torre nilsson you kinky bastards ilu#Los colonos! los delincuentes.el custodio. trenque lauquen. tiempo de revancha#aaaaaaaaand. El ángel. 2018. need to watch ortega's el jockey soon. heard good things
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Under the Moonlight - Part 1 - Legend of Dark Gaia
WHO'S HUNGRY FOR SOME WACHOWSKI HALLOWEEN STORIES?? (I am at least XD)
THIS STORY IS VERY LONG BUT WILL BE IN PARTS SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
Quick note: This story takes place before the sequel. Any Sonic Movie story I write like this one will be a pre-sequel story.
After a long, fun night of trick or treating, Sonic was about to head home, but came across an old friend. He thought he wanted to get some ghost stories out of him, but he was not expecting to hear something so... Nightmarish.
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Orange, red and yellow of the leaves slowly rain down to the neighborhood in Green Hills. Sundown is completely gone, all is left is the light of the moon in the dark sky, lurking behind the almost leaf-free trees.
Children and teens of all kinds ran down the sidewalks, most on the roads, to hurry to the next houses for more of the sweet, sugary goodness that is Halloween candy.
The best kind of candy.
One group of kids come across a small house, the front lawn decorated with fake tombstones and funny looking skeletons, which appeared to be dancing by the tree.
And the door already greets them with such a, not-so threatening message: "Knock, if you dare."
One younger kid, who is dressed up as a cowgirl, rings the doorbell, and raises her small blue pumpkin bucket up high before the door opens. So did the rest of the group.
One other kid in the center of the group comes up front, the kid being Sonic, wearing a black cape with worn out gloves with "blood stains" on the tips of his fingers. He was sporting fake fangs and has red makeup drizzled down from his mouth.
He thought a vampire was the best choice for his first Halloween costume.
The door opens, revealing a young man holding an purple bowl, with drawings of spider webs going around it. The bowl was half empty, but it contained chocolates of all kinds, from milk chocolate, to peanut butter, to caramel.
"Trick or treat!" The group exclaimed, holding out their buckets and bags full of candy. "Hey, cool costumes, you guys!" They said, grabbing handfuls of chocolates and gave them to each kid.
"You guys look reeeaaal spooky, tonight. Especially you, Johnny, super scary!" They chuckled, complimenting the young boy wearing an iconic Pennywise outfit.
"What about me?" Sonic asked, being handed with a few candy bars. "Do I look spooky too?"
"Oh, yeah! You look spooky, alright! Awesome costume, Sonic!" They said.
Sonic slightly pumps his fists and quietly exclaimed, "Yes!"
In no time, all the kids got their chocolates and walked off, waving goodbye to the man. "Happy Halloween!" They all said.
Sonic also waved goodbye before leaving. "Thank you! And Happy Halloweeeeeeeeen!" He said in a spooky tone, clawing his hands before almost dropping his bucket. He giggled and ran off. "You too!" They said before closing the door.
Sonic approached Tom, with a huge smile on his face. "This night is AWESOME! I got SO much candy so far! Check it out!" He then shows off his pumpkin shaped bucket which was filled to the brim with lots of different candies.
"I got chocolates candies, sour candies, even bubble gum! And that's not even half of what I got!" He shrieked with joy, looking inside his bucket. "I know I said this a hundred times already, but, I LOVE HALLOWEEN!!"
"I know." The sheriff said, also smiling. He couldn't get enough of seeing this small hedgehog being happy over this night. "And you actually said it 17 times tonight."
"You counted?"
"Of course I did."
"...Nah, it wasn't too much."
"Right."
The vampire hedgehog then switched his bucket to his other hand, as his fingers were getting sore from the heavy bucket. "Ouch..." He then moved his fingers a little bit to give them more circulation.
"Alright! On to the next house!" He said, as he was about to run off when suddenly the Donut Lord held him by the arm. "Whoa, there! Hang on." He spoke.
"What, what? What is it? Why are we stopping?" Sonic said, getting eager and a little bit impatient to wait before heading to another house. Even his knees were bouncing non stop.
"It's almost eight o'clock." Tom looked at his phone. The clock was just a few minutes until eight. "And??" Sonic placed his gloved hand on his hip.
"It's getting late, and the day is almost over. It's time for us to head home, bud." Tom said, almost regretting saying that, considering how much fun Sonic has been having.
And he called it, as Sonic's ears flopped down and he just looked almost devastated. "What? Already?! Aw, come on!" He whined, kicking the ground. "Halloween can't be over yet! Can we go trick or treating for a few more minutes?? Please????" He cupped his hands together, pleading.
"Sorry, but we can't stay out here too late. Halloween is over til next year." He patted his head, hoping that information will calm him down.
He knew it wouldn't work, but it was worth a shot.
"I can't wait until next year. This is my first ever Halloween with you, Tom." He said sadly, looking at the ground. "I was having so much fun..."
"Hey, it's alright. Don't be sad because it's over. Be happy that it happened!" Tom placed his hand on Sonic's shoulder. "I was having fun too, and trust me, next year will be even more fun, and even more spooooookyyyyy!" Tom wiggled his fingers at the hedgehog, trying to look intimidating, but Sonic laughed at the sight.
At least that cheered him up.
"Haha! You're right! Next year will be even better than this one! I already have plans for my next costume!" He said, giggling, and looking all better already.
"Well, that was fast." Tom said, walking along with Sonic. "Duh, that's what I'm known for." Sonic jokingly boasted, catching up to him.
"I'll give you a hint: BRRAAAAIINNS!!" Sonic roared, reaching his hands out and walking slowly and weakly like a zombie.
"Oh, boy. I wonder what it could be..." Tom taps his chin with his finger, pretending to think really hard on what this costume could be.
"I'm gonna go all out on that costume next year! Just you wait!" He beamed up a confident smile, thinking on how his zombie costume will look.
Maddie was the one who helped out his costume, and even buying an extra pair of gloves to make it look better. He knows that she can make a great zombie costume.
"Why not a zombot? That's more iconic."
"Ehhhh, I'm good." He chuckled nervously. "I'll just stick to old school, thank you very much."
Sonic cringed at the memory of his first horror movie night with Tom, Maddie and Wade. It was just gonna be the three of them, but the moment Sonic over heard them say "horror," he couldn't take no for an answer.
He wished he did though. He wasn't expecting Night of The Zombots to be so... Gory.
At least Nicholas Cage looked pretty badass in the film.
"And I thought Poltergeist was freaking scary..." He mumbled to himself.
"I heard that."
"The movie wasn't that scary! Besides, you can tell the CGI was fake even from the first viewing!" He crossed his arms, trying to act tough.
"It was from the 2000s, it was the first Visual Effects movie Studiopolis Productions worked on." Tom stated.
"Whatever."
"You should see the remake. It's twice as scary." Tom teased.
"Oh, God, there's a remake?!" Sonic squealed with concern.
And he blinked. "Uh, I mean, I bet that movie also sucked."
"Hey, now." Donut Lord said, kneeling down to Sonic's level. "Don't hide the fact that the movie made you feel uncomfortable, alright? You even admitted it yourself that night."
"I'm just not used to expressing myself, dude. You know that."
"I do know that, but I'm here to remind that your feelings matter, okay?"
"...I knew that." He smile crept on his muzzle.
"Okay, let's head home." Tom continued walking off with Sonic alongside, bucket still in his hand. Sonic watched all the kids and teens in different costumes roaming the streets. He felt sad at first, but smiled once again knowing that he'll be able to do this all over again next year.
He really does love Halloween.
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"Finally, we made it home." Tom sighed, happy to see his house. Sonic didn't even knew that the house was close by cause his mind was elsewhere. "Already? Geez."
"What's up, buddy?"
"Didn't you see that one house that was covered in egg yolk a few minutes ago??" He points behind him.
"Ahh, must've been Karen and Issac's little trick." Tom barked slightly. The young teens are pretty rebellious, and not in a good way. They get in trouble in school more times than anyone else in town, and sometimes draw nasty messages on buildings.
And to make them worse, they despise Sonic, even though he saved the town not too long ago.
They always call him dumb nicknames like "man-hog" or "blue rat." Sonic always hated "man-hog" the most.
But he brushed them off, he knew they were just jealous because he's the one who saved the town from Robotnik. But, of course, Issac and Karen are a total pain to not just Sonic, but to the majority of Green Hills.
Especially Wade.
"...Oh." Sonic just now realized who that house belonged to. "Poor Wade..."
"That's the third Halloween in a row." Tom shook his head.
"I hope it's easy to clean off."
"Trust me, it was not." He knew from experience.
Sonic was able to see his house from a distance, and he can already see his own fake tombstones and other spooky decorations and fake webs swaying in the gentle wind.
He smiled, excited to show Maddie all the candy he got tonight.
He was about to move forward but then suddenly notice a bright light from within the forest far from the house. It drove his attention away from the house and idea of heading back home.
What was that just now? He thought, looking behind him and looking closely into the woods.
Nothing else was happening. The light didn't even appear again. Maybe it was just his imagination?
"Hmm..."
"Buddy?" Tom called out, just realizing that Sonic stopped walking and is now ahead of him. "I, uh... I'll be right back." Sonic said, zooming straight into the forest, along with his bucket of candy.
"Sonic?!" Tom cried out. "Where are you going??" Sonic was already gone by the time he finished his question.
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Sonic continued walking through the woods searching for the source of the light that went by earlier. He had ideas on what that was.
A car driving by? Perhaps.
Some guy wearing a super bright costume? Maybe...
A firefly? ...Yeah, no. That's not it.
"Hello?" Sonic called out. "Anybody out here?"
There was no response, but he kept searching anyway.
He came to a halt however, when he suddenly saw the light peaking through the trees. It's the same one from before. He found it!
Sonic zipped straight to the source, only to find...
"An RV?" Sonic looked around it, realizing how familiar it looked. "Hey... This is-"
"Blue Devil!"
A voice cried out, making Sonic jumped and dropped his bucket, pouring out candy onto the ground. "My candy!" He panicked, grabbing them back to the bucket quickly. "Nonononono..."
"Ahh, didn't mean to frighten ya." The voice spoke from close by. Sonic, while he was still putting candy back, looked up to see none other than Carl putting away his things into the RV. It was hard to tell, but he had a small smile behind that bushy beard of his.
"Crazy Carl! it's been a while, old pal! I thought you were at Spring Valley?" Sonic said, picking back up his bucket, all the candy back inside.
"Ah just wanna pay a little visit before ah head back." He spoke. "Maybe sometime the next day I should give the sheriff a good ol' visit and-" Carl was then distracted by Sonic's costume. "That's a... Interesting outfit ya have there."
"Like it? I'm a vampire!" Sonic said, clawing his gloved hands, looking spooky. "BLEECH!"
Carl was unamused. "Ya call that scary? How is a vampire scary?"
"You don't like it? ...Rude."
"It's called an 'honest opinion,' ya Blue Devil. Ah've seen scarier things than a vampire out of all things."
"Oh?" Sonic raised a brow from that statement. "Knowing you, and considering the time of year," Sonic's smile grew wider, in love with the sudden idea that just popped into his head. "Perhaps maybe you should... Oh, I don't know..."
"What? Spit it out, already." Carl demanded calmly.
"Heheh." This is gonna be good.
"Carl, you must've seen and heard about a lot of interesting stories in your life. I would love to know these stories and why they are so much more scarier than vampires." Sonic placed down his bucket on the ground in front of his feet.
"Well now, you better be takin' these stories seriously. These aren't just like those phony ghost stories the children often tell." Carl began. "These are real. Very much real." He said, in the coldest tone possible.
"In that case, enough stalling. What story do you have in mind, buddy ol' pal?" He crossed his arms, ready to hear some of Crazy Carl's tales. "Please, make me shudder in fear." He "pleaded."
"If that's what ya truly want..."
Sonic then grabbed his bucket closer to him as he sat down to the closest log. He kicked his feet slightly, eager to hear this spooky story.
"Now, this tale is even older than I am. Passed down from generation to generation in this very part of the woods. It's well known back in Spring Valley, but most parts of your town was effected by it as well." He began.
"'It?' Who, or what, is 'it?'"
"Dark Gaia."
The hedgehog's eyes grew with fascination. "Dark Gaia? You mean like... Gaia as in Earth? I think Maddie taught me about that one-"
"Blue Devil, don't interrupt."
"Sorry, haha. I'll stay quiet."
"Anyways," Carl continued his story.
"The legend of Dark Gaia came from an incident that happened a few hundred years ago, just after Green Hills was founded. Dark Gaia itself was a large, dark being unlike any creature. Horror beyond comprehension."
"Like a being from hell."
"Sheesh..." Sonic said to himself. He continued to listen to Carl's story.
"The creature never dares to come out from the Earth, only it's energy and it's vile minions called Nightmares. It's Dark Gaia energy is an, almost invisible like smoke, that roams the woods, searching for their new Nightmare for the Dark Gaia."
"The Nightmares are big beings, their bodies have glowing auras that even the blindest of critters can see. They have blue and red marking on their shoulders and face, and their number one priority? Consume a living, breathing being's soul, to help them become stronger."
The hedgehog is super intrigued, if not, creeped out. Maybe it's both.
"You ever come across a Nightmare, that's it. You can't escape 'em. The moment they see you, that's the end of your story. Never to be seen or heard of again. Thankfully, it's been too long since a Nightmare has been spotted, but the Dark Gaia's energy still roams about the forest of Spring Valley and most of Green Hills."
Sonic looked around a bit, searching for anything strange like the energy Carl was talking about, but he continued listening.
"Three young men wanted to explore Spring Valley, and perhaps find something valuable along the way. It was a full moon that night. Just like tonight."
Sonic looked up at the dark sky, and there it was. The moon, full and bright. He felt a cold sweat. He looked back at Carl.
"Dark Gaia's energy, including the Nightmares, only appears during a full moon. They can't roam around in broad daylight, and only appear during the midnight hour. The moon will glow a light shade of purple once the time comes, and the young men made a grim mistake that faithful night."
"Dark Gaia energy sometimes seeks through the ground, escaping the Earth to finds it's new minion. Once it does, you better get your butt out of there woods, unfortunately for the men, they didn't follow that rule."
"One fella felt strange just after a few minutes of being in the woods. He ignored the raging feeling of Dark Gaia's energy, infesting his brain with feral thoughts, thoughts filled with rage and hunger."
"It wasn't too long before his friends come across him on the ground, in pain, the Dark Gaia energy unleashing from his body, completely transforming him into something awful."
"He was partiality a Dark Gaia creature, fur purple, with a hint of a darker blue. He was bigger, and more muscle than he was before. He's grown sharp claws, and his teeth have grown sharper as well. He's was a half complete monster."
Sonic lets out a small gasp.
"He was still himself, but the feral thoughts kept trying to reach out, begging him to rip his friends to shreds and join Dark Gaia. Legends also says however, that there is a way to rid of the Dark Gaia's energy from your body, and bring you back."
"It was the Light Gaia's bracelet, hidden somewhere in Green Hills. But from where they are, Green Hills was too far, and the moment they reached their destination, it was too late. His feral instincts took over and one of his friends... Never made it alive."
Sonic's eyes grew in horror. "Wh... What about-?"
"The other was fine. ...For a while. When the infested friend attacked him, some of Dark Gaia's energy went inside of him. When the sun came up, the beast disappeared into the woods and was ascended into the Earth, forever one with Dark Gaia, never to be cured."
"And soon will be his friend the next full moon. For now, it was just him and his inner thoughts haunting him for days. No one in town believed him when he told them everything. Some folks venture into the woods to see what the commotion was about."
"Last mistake they ever made in their lives..."
Sonic covered his mouth slightly.
"Dark Gaia's energy is still out here somewhere, hundreds and hundreds of years later. It's been a long time since the Dark Gaia found it's new minions, but I highly doubt Dark Gaia will give up."
Crazy Carl lets out a long exhausted sigh.
"I believe it is impossible to avoid Dark Gaia, but that doesn't mean it's impossible to rid of it. That is, if Light Gaia's bracelet is found, of course. Many folks were unlucky to come across a Nightmare, but becoming one is the worst of all."
"No one knows, not even Dark Gaia itself, knows who the next victim will be. I might be the town's sheriff."
Sonic's eyes grew more.
"Or maybe the deputy, Whipple."
They grew again.
"Or maybe even me."
Sonic held his own hand, wanting Carl to stop talking already.
Carl's brow furrowed. "Or maybe..." Carl then stared right at the blue hedgehog. "Maybe..."
Sonic gasped again.
"It might..."
Sonic felt a cold chill in the air.
"Be..."
Could it be...?
"Sonic??" A voice called out.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Both Tom and Crazy Carl both jumped at Sonic's sudden cry of terror. He breathed rather quickly, his mind still on the Dark Gaia story. Carl was slightly surprised to see Sonic like that.
"Ya didn't have to take it that seriously."
Tom looked over to see Carl. It all makes sense now. "Ah... Carl. It's been a while." He spoke flatly. "What are you doing out here?"
"Visiting." He responded. "Your Blue Devil here come up out here wanting to say 'hi.'"
Tom looked to see the hedgehog turning around to see his best friend. "Tom!" He cried and ran up to him, jumping up to give him a big hug. "I was looking all over for you, buddy! Why'd you run off?"
"My lights caught his attention."
"Carl, what did you do?" Tom looked back at Crazy Carl, with a stern look in his eyes.
"Reminding him about Dark Gaia. Remember, Wachowski, it's a full moon tonight." Carl warned quietly. "Keep that kid of yours safe. From it."
"...What?"
"Alright, I'm off. Nice seein' ya, ya Blue Devil! You too, sheriff!" He exclaimed before walking back inside the RV. Tom shook his head, not standing the audacity of that guy.
"Ooookay, I'm not sure what the heck just happened, but we're heading back home. Maddie's waiting for us." Tom said, carrying the shaking hedgehog back to the house.
"But Tom! Dark Gaia! What if it's out here?!" Sonic said, looking around the forest frantically. Tom groaned. "Sonic, there's no such thing as Dark Gaia. It's just a silly story made up by some kids a long time ago."
"But Crazy Carl said the story was real!"
"Carl tends to believe in a lot of stupid crap. That's his style. Now don't worry about it."
"Oh, yeah? How about that time when he told you guys about the 'Blue Devil,' which turned out to be real, who by the way, is ME??"
"Well- I- That's different."
"HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT?!"
"Sonic, please, just calm down. Okay? There is no Dark Gaia energy coming to get you. You hear me? You're fine. There is no Dark Gaia energy." Tom reassured, looking at the hedgehog.
Sonic sighed, looking at the ground. "Okay... Fine. I believe you."
"Okay. Good. ...Hey, where's your-?"
"MY BUCKET!"
Sonic jumped back on the ground, looking for his Halloween bucket. "Buddy," Tom spoke. "it's over there." He pointed to the bucket next to the log.
"Uhhh..." Sonic looked at the bucket, then into the abyss that is the woods, where possibly Nightmares and Dark Gaia energy are lurking. "You get it, I'm not going back there."
"For the love of..." Tom massaged the bridge of his nose. "Sonic, there's no Dark Gaia, okay? It's fine, go get your bucket. It'll take you about 0.4 seconds to grab it and head home."
"R-Right. I knew that. I'll just..." Sonic takes one small step. Then stopped.
"...Sonic."
"Right, right, Sorry. I'll get my bucket and..."
He took another step.
And another.
And another.
"Sonic, I promise you, you're okay." Tom said softly.
Sonic inhaled...
Then exhaled.
"I'm not scared. I am not scared.
He quickly grabbed his bucket and ran off screaming, leaving trails of candy behind.
"...Well, that was easy." Tom said to himself.
He began picking up the pieces of candy as he follows down the trail Sonic ran off to.
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To be continued...
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#sonic wachowski#sonic the werehog#tom wachowski#crazy carl#sonic movie fanfiction#my fanfiction#sonic movie 2020#Let the spookiness begin!!#The Werehog will show up very soon don't you worry. 😉#I actually had some fun writing Carl. He was a treat.#And of course I had to have Sonic dress up as a vampire. It was a must.
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forever mourning how quickly fandoms die nowadays 😖
literally almost as soon as the series ends :///
#like. not to sound old but#fandoms used to last YEARS after the actual show/movie/series ended#i miss that :(((#just posted a fic for a show that ended in 2021 and its gotten LESS hits than the fic i posted for psych 2006#i dont really care abt stats bc i post fics mostly for me but#i do still like to meet new ppl and make friends in fandoms#i want buddies!!!!#YES im late to the party but 2021 guys come on 😭#im not crazy for thinking that's too soon to die right ajdkfkvkvl#anyway im not really bothered bc the fic is written for a niche audience to begin with so i was more or less expecting that#ghost post
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Is it normal for Napoleons to make noises when initiating their mating rituals with Josephines?
Rating: C-cute…?
It’s certainly. A choice! On the part of your Napoleon! So long as he’s not hurting himself or the Josephine I have to rate it cute. But is it normal?
I don’t know. I don’t usually watch my napoleons mate because I’m not a pervert :D But even if it isn’t, Napoleons are each unique creatures, and they are allowed to be weird.
God help us all.
#is the napoleon cute?#cute#napoleon#//I got this ask before I saw the movie and as soon as I read it I felt a pit of dread#//I knew it had to be referencing the new movie. and I waited with baited breath the whole time#//and yes. napoleon in that movie makes…weird noises to begin intimacy.#//for what. for why.
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i would love tmatl and firebrand to both release into the ‘mainstream’ … soon, and not even bcus i have much inclination to watch either; but to please, please, please god, halt the incessant wank that is occurring in this lacuna of tudor content.
#or at least replace it with incessant wank abt ANYTHING ELSE#i’ll take 100 pedantic takes about Tudor costumes over whatever … this is.#ik ik… careful what you wish for#im sure as soon as firebrand releases we’ll be subjected to many takes outraged and trying to begin a small claims lawsuit#over the audacity of casting an actor for mary that doesn’t twin the 1989 Ariel Disney movie princess#and there will be a refusal to feature her in edits like there was for Aoife hinds#and yet anything . to get y’all to stop churning out the most bad faith takes imaginable about Mary’s evil stepmother and her evilllll fans
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j.oongi is so fun because he gets introduced as this cold cool assassin type but really he's just a dork that has the goofiest chats
#special shout out to the chat about how he loves videos of rubber bands being put around watermelons because he likes to see them explode#ash rambles 💚#like a flowing wind 🔳#and he likes superhero comics and movies! like me!#seriously though what is his skincare routine#i very much respect all the effort he puts into his appearance ajsjahdjs I'm not knowledgeable on dyeing hair#but i doubt that bright color is all that easy to maintain#also it's pretty funny how he's like 'yeah i look like this bcs of cosmetic surgery... but i was handsome before too'#also it's really amusing how literally the whole party is always like 'man he's really attractive..'#Ash obviously agrees- however that attraction soon turns into a crush#she doesn't develop actual feelings until they talk about their shared interests though. i feel like a lot of his life has been dictated by#him being a pretty handsome looking guy and considering his role as a body double for the og jgh#i think that his time working at the sexy club has probably given him a whole new perspective on being treated better bcs you're hot#it's something i think about a lot actually. his whole life is all kinds of fucked up and him having no sense of self because#he's a body double who failed to take the bullet for the og guy is just... gah... I've got a lot of thoughts about how he ended up in the#world of organized crime to begin with. it's just so many layers of fucked up.#a real big part of this relationship is that he's so much more than just a pretty face to ash#and she's one of the only people who has made an effort to get to know who he really is.#to her he's just a good friend that likes the same superheroes as she does. and thats why she falls for him#ahem sorry i got all deep for a second. man. he's so silly goofy i love him so much <3 sir it's just one pimple you're gonna be okay i swear#the pus pod will go away you will live you are fine LMAAAOO#him being so annoyed about it is pretty funny though since he's usually not like that at all-#okay I'll stop rambling now
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Night Key (1937)
"Now, listen, Steve. Twenty years ago you robbed me of the patent rights of the system that you're now using. Perhaps there was some excuse for that: because it gave you wealth, success, position, all the things that tempt one man to rob another. But now that you have everything and I have nothing, what possible reason is there for you to do this to me again?"
#night key#lloyd corrigan#1937#boris karloff#tristram tupper#jack moffitt#william a. pierce#warren hull#jean rogers#alan baxter#hobart cavanaugh#samuel s. hinds#david oliver#ward bond#frank reicher#edwin maxwell#george cleveland#george humbert#charles c. wilson#light hearted karloff vehicle which doesn't really deserve the sci fi label it's been given; yes‚ BK is an inventor of slightly fantastical#gadgets‚ but mostly this film is concerned with big business skullduggery with a side of organised crime. Karloff‚ as he often did‚ is#playing older than he was but he's very good and highly sympathetic as the doddery old prof. there's lots of good performances here‚ from#Jean Rogers' charming daughter to Warren Hull's romantic interest (much less tiresome than the usual role fillers in these movies) and#special mention to Hobart C as a delightfully seedy smalltime crook who attaches himself to BK like a stray dog. the only dud note is#Alan Baxter's weirdly monotone turn as the big bad‚ lacking any of the threat the character needs. the ending is twee and silly and there's#some (understandably) shaky fx work but this is genuinely a very fun time and a pleasant change from the usual Karloff vehicle of the era#one jarring moment: there's a very brief moment where a plot related news bulletin is heard on the radio‚ and as soon as it's finished the#news announcer begins to turn to the 'news from Spain' but the radio is switched off and the film moves on before we hear any more; this is#1937 remember‚ a moment of global tumult and thick in the gathering storm of the years to come but this is the only moment that the real#world is allowed to intrude into the charming and slighty silly world of eccentric inventors and sinister crooks
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ok u know that fake 80s horror movie meme that people did on tiktok well aside from the blatant goncharov plagiarism i feel like the idea isnt inherently bad but trying to convince people the movie is real while giving it an obscure and therefore easily googleable name like zapotha is unwise. like goncharov was always openly fake but the video said they want to convince people zepotha is real. too easy to fact check imo.
#if you want to convince ppl this is a real movie you gotta name it like. using the few things that 80s horror titles are allowed to use..#its gotta be some kind of combination of#'night of the (xyz)'. the name of a broad category of monster (demon werewolf etc). smth like freak/creep. massacre.#and/or some event that high schoolers would participate in. prom. graduation. camp. slumber party. etc. bonus pts if its a franchise.#like omg have you seen my favorite underrated 80s horror? Vampire Camp III: Night of the Were-Creeps? from 1987?#omg its soooo good you have to check it out. linnea quigley's best role. don't @ me you know im right.#avpost#you gotta give it a really tropey name so people cant like look it up and find nothing.#at the very least if you name it 'night of the ' people will find a ton of other horror movies and assume it's blocking out the right movie#anyway you dont have to watch the rest of the vampire camp series to understand the 3rd movie bc they explain the lore#in a campfire scene at the beginning. so youll be caught up. plus the second one was really weird and hasnt aged well#the first one is kind of a low budget 1981 gem but the bad dialogue and acting is really hard to get past. pretty good gore effects though.#check it out if you like that sort of thing but the series takes off at the 3rd movie. when they make it more horror comedy.#i think its getting a remake soon. directed by a woman!
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