#as much bad puns

[puppppppppy]

littlest furth shop

@laikascomet

[shiningbean]

doodles because the finale aaahhhhh (yes as you see i'm already trying to cope)

agatha has been a ghost for like a hot minute and she's already dead set on becoming the most annoying ghost in ghost history

[hinamie]

quick lmhs itafushi because god help me i have Not been able to get the concept of yuuji smiling/laughing into kisses out of my head

jjk atla!au with @philosophiums

[chapachi]

She's trying -

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!

I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!

I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!

And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:

and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.

Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer

Vanessa; POLAR BEARS

Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D

Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')

[keter-class-anomaly]

They call it MENstration because lots of epic men do it

[the-punforgiven]

Hey, I'm really sorry to have to ask y'all, but my family and I are being evicted from our home and we can't really afford to live anywhere else.

We've been saving up for a while and we've found a place we can almost afford, but we're still short about $4,400. So like, if you have anything you can do to help I'd greatly appreciate it, but like, I get that times are tough all around so I totally understand if you don't

Here's a link to my paypal, but like, please only donate if you've got the cash to spare, I don't want anyone to go hungry on my account

[thatswhatsushesaid]

i've come up with a new shorthand for describing my intermittent case of the genders™️, wherein i obsess over whether i am really cis, or some flavour of trans, or truly just too tired to give a shit, and usually break even with option 3

gonna start calling that experience a genderbender. some minor cosmetic damage to my internal sense of who i am as a person, but nothing worth calling the gender insurance company about.

[writingdevil]

Tongues and Teeth PT.3 (STP)

Somewhere else in the forest-

"C'mere!"

"Stop this-"

"C'mon pipsqueak!Just one round!"

"Pointless.Should be searching,should be looking-our flock-"

"Who cares about them?This is more important!"

"No-this is a waste-just listen to-ugh."

"Hey!Get back here!"

*

If Paranoid's head wasn't full from Oppy's constant need to voice his every thought,then it definitely was from his back and forth with Contrarian.

Contrarian would say something outlandish,clearly as a way to rile them up,but Oppy would just attempt to give him a proper answer,treating it like a serious question.

Paranoid wasn't sure if Oppy was trying to have a genuine conversation with Contrarian,but when he glanced down at them,he heard a hidden frustration in Contrarian's voice,and then he noticed Oppy's smirk,and he knew the two were just trying to annoy each other.Whatever.As long as they didn't involve him,they could play all the mind games they wanted.

The sun was shining down on them as they walked, and Paranoid was trying to remember if they had ever experienced sunlight while with Him,until he felt it.

"Stop!"he ordered,spreading both his wings and arms out to block the other two.He stared at the ground below them,keeping his breath as quiet as he could.

"Um,Jitters?"Oppy cautiously said,"what's wrong?"

"Yeah,"Contrarian added,resting his elbow on Paranoid's shoulder,"I mean the dirt is interesting and all but-"

"Shut up!"Paranoid whispered harshly in his face, before staring at the ground again.One second passed.Then another.Then-

Thump.

The ground shook.

"What was that?"Oppy asked,fear in his voice now, but the only answer he got was another rumble of the earth.Paranoid was frozen,his eyes now searching the woods around him,trying to figure out what was big enough to make that sound.His first thought was some of the Princesses,but they weren't here anymore,so what-

"Get down!Get down now!"Paranoid hissed, grabbing both of them and diving towards the nearest thing to hide them-a huge boulder.He made sure the three of them were completely covered by the rock,giving Contrarian a warning glare to keep his mouth shut,before peeking out from behind the boulder.

The trees in the distance began to part.Then Paranoid felt his heart drop at what he saw.

It was a thing,a monster,with no discernible face or features of any kind.Its body was a pulsating,black mass,that wriggled and squirmed,as if something was trying to get out of it.But then there were the arms.

Pale arms stuck out of the body like disgusting worms,flailing and grabbing at nothing,and some were even being used as legs,dragging the creature forward.

It was here for them.Paranoid knew it.

"Fucking hell,"Contrarian whispered,and that was what set Paranoid off.

"It's here to kill us,"he whispered,squeezing his eyes shut and pinning his back against the sturdy rock, scraping his claws along the surface.His breathing was out of control-his chest burned and his heart was pounding painfully against his chest."It's one of that Echo's tricks or-or-some other terrible thing that the Princess turned into.We shouldn't be here-we should be with Him and that thing's gonna kill us now-"

"Jitters,"but then there was Oppy's voice,and then a large wing was draped around him,"breathe."He tried.He tried to recite his chant,but then he would hear that thing move,and the fear gripped him even tighter each time.

He heard Oppy sigh,and then there was a warm hand grasping his,and he forced himself to open his eyes,coming face to face with Oppy's determined one."It doesn't matter what it is or why it's here.All we need to figure out is how to survive."

Survive.That was what they did.That was what he was good at,keeping them alive.

He focused on the feel of Oppy's hand in his,and slowly,his breathing began to slow down.

"You back with us?"Contrarian asked,and Paranoid took a deep breath in,then nodded.

"Good,so what the hell is that thing?"Contrarian asked,careful to keep his voice low as he hissed,but his volume still worried Paranoid.

"I say we leave the questions with Skeptic,"Oppy suggested,"he's probably got this whole situation figured out by now,and us standing around and discussing it?Won't help us leave in one piece."

"You're right,"Paranoid whispered,glancing between the two of them."Let's just focus on not dying.Can we agree on that?"He gave Contrarian a pointed look,who just put his hands up in surrender."Hey, don't look at me.There's no fun in dying,so let's get outta here."

Paranoid sighed,then stood up to peek over the boulder.Oppy tried grabbing his arm,but he batted it away,peering over the edge.

The monster was still there,and it's arms were gripping and touching every rock and leaf in sight, its only way of detecting things,no doubt.

"It doesn't look like it's gonna move anytime soon."

"So how are we gonna escape without getting caught?"Contrarian asked in dismay,but then Oppy coughed,and Paranoid was about to snap at him, until Oppy gave the two of them a confident grin, spreading his wings wide."Gentlemen,I think the solution is simple."

Paranoid gasped,but it was one of delight."Yes,of course!We can just fly away-that thing doesn't look like it can jump and grab us out of the air."

"Exactly,"Oppy said,pride clear on his face,but then unsurprisingly,it was Contrarian who made a noise of disagreement.Paranoid turned to ask him what was wrong,but then he noticed that Contrarian's attention was elsewhere.

Contrarian briefly glanced up at Oppy,nodding at Paranoid as he said,"He's not gonna be able to fly. Look at his wings,mate."

Oppy rolled his eyes."What are you talking-oh."

Paranoid had no idea what they were talking about, but when he looked down at his own wings,he instantly noticed a difference.

He knew that his feathers looked thin,but when compared to the other two,his own wings looked practically unhealthy.The other two had wings full of plump,strong feathers,covered from the base to the end.But Paranoid's wings looked frail,and he realised that they weren't as full as his friends wings,with patches more bare than others.

His wings weren't capable of saving him.

Before he had a chance to freak out again,Oppy straightened up,merely giving Paranoid's wings a single glance as he said,"Okay,new plan-I'll carry Jitters to safety,while you-"pointing at Contrarian,"-will go out there and cause a distraction-you're good at that stuff.Once Jitters is safe,I'll circle back and help you.That sounds like a good plan,right?"

"You think you can carry me?"Paranoid looked him up and down,but Oppy just gave him a reassuring smile."Sure,you look scrawny-I mean light enough-to carry."Oppy chuckled nervously as Paranoid glared at him,but this plan felt stable enough to him.

"Okay,"he nodded,then looked over at Contrarian. "You good with your part?"Contrarion nodded,but still peeked out over the boulder nervously."Yeah, but are we sure that we can't-"

"Do your thing,clown boy!"

Without waiting for him to finish,Oppy pushed him out into the open with a ruthless smirk,and Paranoid had no time to yell at him as hands looped under his arms,and soon he felt his feet leave the ground.

All Paranoid could do was shake and mutter his chant under his breath,and he could see Contrarian down below,flapping wildly,taunting and circling the thing,guiding it to the left,so Oppy swerved right.Paranoid tried to keep Contrarian in his sights for as long as possible,but then the area darkened with the shadows of trees,and he was deep in the forest again.

Oppy planted him gently on the ground,a crazed yet determined glint in his eyes as he flapped in the air.He nodded towards Paranoid and said,"Stay safe, Jitters.I'll be back with that clown in a minute. Try not to miss me too much."With that,Oppy gave him a wink,and took off into the air again.

Paranoid's knees trembled with the effort to keep him upright,and all he could manage is do was stare at the space that Oppy had been.

He wrapped his wings around him on instinct,as a way to comfort himself,but now he couldn't not notice how wrong his wings looked compared to Oppy and Contrarian,and probably the others as well.

Paranoid used to be the voice that people could rely on in times of danger.But right now,he had to be carried away while Oppy and Contrarian did all the work-how mortifying.

He brought a wing over his lap as he sat on the ground,fingers lightly tracing over the feathers,until one dark feather fell off with merely a brush of his claws.He stopped,staring at how easy it was for his wings to fall apart.Why was this the way he started?Was this who he truly was as a solid person?

Paranoid used to be the only voice that could keep Him safe,at least physically.He used to whisper fears in His ears so that the Princess couldn't deceive them,and he would always throw himself into his chant,because there was nothing worse than dying to her.

But now,sitting in this forest,with a monster on the loose?Paranoid had never felt so useless.

"Never thought I'd see you with a look of defeat on your face."

*

"You can do this.You can do this,"Opportunist whispered to himself,flying back as fast as he could.All he has to do is make sure that that clown doesn't get himself killed,so that everything can get back on track.

It was easy to find them,what with the gigantic monster and all.Opportunist had no idea what that thing was,but he assumed that it had something to do with The Shifting Mound.Maybe it was another piece of her.Maybe this was what became of all the different vessels of the Princess.

Whatever.Dwelling on it was pointless in his eyes,so he just flew faster,until he found Contrarian, somehow doing cartwheels in the air above the monster,and he could hear him shouting some dumb jokes to it.

The monster was attempting to find the source of the voice,but all it could do was flail its arms about angrily,and if it could talk,Opportunist was certain it would be growling in frustration now.

He swooped low,not waiting for Contrarian to see him.Shouting to him would've just given away his own position,so he just flew straight for Contrarian, who caught him at the last moment,just as Opportunist grabbed his arm and smacked a hand over his mouth,desperately trying not to look at the wriggling black mass below them.

He flew high enough into the air that the thing couldn't hear them,and he let go of Contrarian."You good?"Contrarian nodded,grinning giddily."I think that guy liked my jokes!I'm pretty sure if it had a mouth it would be laughing."

"Of course it would,you're the funniest of us all."The compliment fell out of him easily,a habit at this point,even though he had just called him boring not too long ago.

Contrarian didn't seem to realise this though,as he looked back down at the monster curiously."What do you think that thing is?"Opportunist grimaced at it and waved it away.,beginning to fly away. "Nothing good for us,so let's just leave it be."

"Really?"Contrarian said in surprise,following him as they spoke."You don't wanna try and see what this guy's about?See if it'll help us?Usually avoiding stuff is Hunted's deal."

"Yes,well,in this case,the creature doesn't seem-sapient,"and he cast a wary look towards the creature,"so maybe avoiding it is the wiser option."

Contrarian shrugged,and Opportunist sighed, waving him forward as he said,"C'mon,we'll fly to where Jitters is."They took off in silence,which Opportunist was genuinely surprised by,but he should've known better.

They had been flying for not even a full minute, before Contrarian flew up next to him,a mischievous smile on his face,and before he could ask what was wrong,Contrarian casually said, "Actually,I feel like walking,"before grabbing Opportunist's arm and plummeting to the ground.

"Son of a bitch!"

Opportunist continued to swear the entire way down.This was different than with Jitters-this time, Contrarian was actively pulling him down with his weight,making no effort to fly at all.He actually put his arms behind his head as well!

Opportunist flapped his wings as hard as he could, managing to pull Contrarian up just enough so that he could glide instead of crashing to the ground.

He unceremoniously dropped the clown,who giggled as he fell,and Opportunist sighed as he floated down gracefully next to him,hands on hips. He glared at Contrarian as he shakily got to his feet, and he didn't miss the devious glint in his eyes as he stood up,and he knew that look meant 'That's for calling my jokes boring,asshole.'Whatever,he could have this small win.

Contrarian giggled."Sorry,just had a sudden urge to stretch my legs."

"Well,that can't be helped,can it?"Opportunist kept his voice nice.He kept it calm and polite,because what the clown wanted was to piss him off,but what Opportunist wanted was to get back on track, so he remained poised,so that he looked as in control as ever.

"Anyways,let's get moving!"Opportunist turned and began to walk off,not even waiting for Contrarian to follow.A second later,Contrarian was at his side and they walked in silence,but this time,Opportunist could feel the other's eyes on him,and he was waiting for whatever trick the clown was about to pull now.

His fingers itched for something to defend himself with.

"So what's your plan for all this?"was what Contrarian eventually said,intrigue heavy in his voice,as if the question had been bugging him nonstop.Opportunist gave him a brief glance,trying to act casual and unbothered as he replied,"What plan?I just want to find the others.I'm sure some of them have a better idea of what happened and what to do now."

He didn't look at the other bird,but he could tell that he didn't believe him,but that was fine.He didn't care if Contrarian,of all voices,believed him.

"I dunno what you said to get Paranoid on your side,but I'm not convinced that you haven't got a trick up your sleeve."Opportunist rolled his eyes."If anyone's got tricks,it's you,clown boy."Contrarian giggled."Yeah but the thing is-my tricks are funny."

'Unnecessary,' would be Opportunist's opinion,but he kept that to himself.

"You though-you always had an ulterior motive,and I could never guess what it was,sometimes."

"Because there never was one."A lie,technically.

Contrarian giggled,then whispered in an exaggerated tone,"I call bullshit."

"Okay,"Opportunist said,stopping in his tracks to give the annoying jester his full attention,"I'm so sorry that there's no annoying Echo for you to piss off anymore,or a proper reason to never do anything right,but I'm actually trying to accomplish something here."

"What's that?"

"Finding the other voices."

"Why?You're too sneaky to not have another reason to do this."

"Not even from the goodness of my heart?"

A harsh laugh."You don't have a heart."

That-actually hurt.But he kept smiling,kept the mask up,because he needed to look in control,so that Jitters could still trust and rely on him,and maybe eventually,the others.But just Jitters was fine now.He didn't care if nobody else trusted him,because he knew that he was doing the right thing,even if nobody else saw that.

This was why he tried to ignore Contrarian at all times.He was impossible to work with.If anything, they should be counterparts.A Contrarian that doesn't care about anything serious,and an Opportunist that will do anything to get what he needs.

Still,he was nothing if not one to improvise.He thought back to how he got on Jitters' good side. He had been on board until his fears got the better of him,and wouldn't comply unless Opportunist had been truly honest with him.

Maybe that was what he needed to do here, because clearly the clown would never trust him if he didn't give him a good enough reason,and although the thought of being vulnerable with Contrarian of all people,made Opportunist want to stick the blade in his own chest,he figured there was a way to go about this and keep his pride.

He tilted his head to the side and asked,"Do you miss Him?"That wiped the smile from his face,and Contrarian chuckled lightly and his feathers puffed up."Yeah,of course I miss the big guy."

"Did you love Him?"Opportunist caught the wince Contrarian made at 'did',but still replied with,"Yeah,I did."Opportunist smiled wide and spread his arms out as if the answer was right in front of them,as he continued,"So you would do anything to keep Him happy and safe?Because that's all any of us wanted-to keep him safe,we all just have different ways of expressing that.Jitters with his chant,you with your jokes.It was all for Him."

He kept up that sleazy smile that no one would trust for a second,almost looking victorious at the end of his speech.It was a truth,but he just wanted it to look like another trick of his.

He nodded at Contrarian,his face blank,probably trying to determine if he was lying or not. Opportunist just kept walking,hearing the clown follow not too long after that.

Good.Now that that was out of the way,they can keep-

"You're really weird,y'know?"

Opportunist almost stumbled in the grass,but managed to keep his footing.He spread his wings out wide as a way to block Contrarian from him, merely giving him a fleeting glance as he went, "Aren't we all?"

Contrarian chuckled,and then said,"Yeah,but I thought you were a flock worse."

Against every power in his body,Opportunist actually laughed at the pun.He tried to disguise it with a cough,but he knew the damage was already done.

Face burning,he spun to face Contrarian as the other gasped,pure delight on his face."That was a laugh!"

"No it wasn't."

"That was a genuine laugh I got out of you!"

Even now,he refused to break,but now it was just for his own dignity.He marched ahead,Contrarian laughing while hot on his heels."You think I'm funny!"Contrarian teased in the singsong voice.

He covered his burning face with his wing as he attempted to sound calm,"Think whatever you want,but we have to find Jitters before he has his third panic attack of the day."

Opportunist didn't know what was wrong.Usually he was better,more guarded than this.Not twenty minutes ago,he had Contrarian wrapped around his finger,but now he was laughing at his jokes?At a god awful pun no less?

He needed to be better.He needed to get a fucking grip and get his mask in order,because that was the only way that could guarantee his-their-safety,that everyone can get together and be happy,and who cares if nobody knew who he really was?That's not Opportunist's job-

"Look out!"

[sadisthetic]

its the hard rock life

[pechadream]

I like it when he smiles

⚠  Do not repost my art or I will come after your kneecaps  ⚠

[winterstaryu]

I HAVE started to grow a little facial hair on T but it's all blonde so literally only I can see it, call that my secret stash

[eri-pl]

Also known as: Little My Precious

[silverraes]

incredibly meaningful discussions were being had in the discord and this is where it led us. idk what this is either but I fully blame @lukaherehelp and @sparklyeyedhimbo

+ Bonus:

Phaya's not gonna stop (escaping the hospital to get that d-) you can bet on it

[painless-innit-colourful]

life series tones is just

3rd life: the most dramatic series of homosexual rivalries you've ever seen

last life: weird horror

double life: soulmaye sitcom that suddenly devolves

limited life: puns on puns on wordplay on puns

[kindlythevoid]

Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Next.