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cryinginthedeep · 14 days ago

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even if it's handcuffed, i'm leaving here with you // mattdrai

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girldraki · 6 months ago

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this is insane

#txt #please check the notes for a palestinian family's gofundme #Guys. Them calling the trunk space in the front of the car the ‘frunk’ is NOT the issue here #Addressing some other comments: NOBODY IS KIDNAPPING SOMEONE IN A FUCKING CYBERTRUCK #THE ONLY VEHICLE MORE CONSPICUOUS IS THE FUCKING OSCAR MAYER WEINERMOBILE #PLEASE THINK FOR TWO SECONDS

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atalana · 8 months ago

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the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

#every time #managed to actually send it today!#but also i have been reminded to post this by the fact that i just had a task to do in two different rooms just now #so i turned the light on in the room i was getting to second because my brain would go 'oh why is the light on that's weird'#and check the room and it would remind me to do the second task #in the less than five seconds between turning the light on and exiting the room #my brain went 'oh the light's on better turn that off before i leave'#and i had to manually catch myself #PLS.#adhd

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symphonyofsilence · 2 months ago

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Let the poor man rest.

#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever #and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed #he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death #second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #gege akutami #my two cents #satosugu

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clownsuu · 2 months ago

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God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears

#I forgot how to color gold for a hot second too holy moly #That’s it that’s the post LMAO #Gravity falls #Gravity falls stanley #stanley pines #Despite the random art block- I am still freaking out and absolutely ADORING both him and ford..#I love them equally- there is no better twin outta the twos smhh #Except one of them is currently going through old man doomed toxic yaoi and it’s EXTREMELY funny

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bubblegum-gf · 23 days ago

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*failing to understand the concept of dating* they made rpf in real life?

#I don't think this works if you think about it for more than two seconds but shhh funnypost go

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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago

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i am beyond serious

bonus:

#xmen #xmen comics #house of x #krakoa #cherik #professor x #magneto #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #max eisenhardt #snap sketches #it is. 3am. and i have to be awake in two hours #ill be 100% i only drew the first bit as an excuse for the second doodle #bobble head i refuse to believe smooching is easy with that thang on #do you think it makes a bell sound. like when you hit a gong #idk im tired and my itch is scratched im sleeping for three seconds goodnight

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thesociallyanxioussociopath · 26 days ago

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This comment by @ramiroo24 has been turning in my head for two weeks now I needed to draw the interaction

They are silly.

#deadpool #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #poolverine #deadclaws #honestly I was very much confused myself by what accident might happened and those two outcomes were the only ones I could think of #the second one being very funny to me #my art

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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Cassidy loves to scare the FNAF night guards..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #golden freddy #cassidy fnaf #evan afton #cc fnaf #fredbear #fnaf 1 #fnaf fanart #ITS BEEN a hot second since I’ve last drawn Cassidy #so I wanted di change that with todays comic 💛#you think Cassidy finds it really funny to scare the night guards #like I kinda get the impression all the ghost kids enjoy scaring the adults #in the context of this comic I think especially likes to scare Michael #in behalf for cc seeing Michael use to scare him all the time #now the roles are reverse they can get back at him #cc won’t outright say he finds it funny but can’t help but laugh about it too #Cassidy and cd are best friends your honour #my game theory is they are besties no matter what 💛💜#ALSO two of my favourite bits I got to draw here fredbear reactions and Michael sprite pff

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brainrotcharacters · 2 months ago

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wade's undiagnosed ADHD (giggling everytime Logan stabs him) is only ever matched by Logan's undiagnosed autism (stabbing Wade with his claws when he's overstimulated)

#its physical stimuli with these two #Wade could be in the depths of despair. the absolute throes of tragedy. and always he'll feel better when logan distracts him.#logan will only ever ground himself subconsciously and/or consciously by stabbing wade up to his knuckles #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool 3 #logan howlett #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #deadpool 2024 #poolverine is neurodivergent #QUEER and neurodivergent #normal things in the ketchup and mustard household include but are not limited to:#wade offering the other side of his body after logan stabbed one side #logan clawing at wade's arm when he's noticed wade beginning to spiral #wade reeling for a second as he is grounded back to reality. then he laughs. and shoots logan in the ear.#i need every other superhero witnessing this to be so confused and so horrified #they're traumatized and horrendous in their own right but they're basic baby shit compared to deadclaws #I NEED IT

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noodles-and-tea · 2 months ago

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Who’s your favorite gravity falls character?

THIS GUY

#fiddleford is a VERY close second and that is something that was definitely not on my bingo card #dipper was probably the first ever character I connected with on that deep a level #he is ME #If you go through my sketch books form when I was 13 #(to be honest any of my sketchbooks after that too)#you will absolutely find at least one or two dipper in there #heck man #my art #ask #gravity falls #dipper pines

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bamsara · 10 months ago

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'Friendly sparring match' between gods. They're nuts. (for each other)

I couldnt decide which one I liked better so now you get both. Extras doodles below - cw suggestive and a lil cute kiss

#trod au #the rehabilitation of death #narilamb #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl toww #the one who waits #doodles #by friendly i mean they're two seconds from making out #tw blood

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larkiethings · 6 months ago

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so today at work one of my coworkers hands me a box

I have no context for this. He’s a 50? 60? Year old plumber who tends to walk into the office, tell a dad joke, and leave. I’ve just arrived at work and am still putting my purse away. So he hands me this box and says it comes with instructions. I open it and unfold this

He says his great grandma probably made it

This pansy is the tiniest pocket in the world

It could use some blocking after who knows how many years in the box but look at these sweet little pansies!

The pattern was clearly typed on a typewriter, several pages of it. I guess this was an apron specifically for having your friends over for tea.

I just happened to be wearing a skirt that kind of goes with it, so I did wear it all day (it’s a @mayakern skirt!) and another friend said I look like I should be living in a shoe. Perhaps as some sort of mouse girl making pastries for the other woodland creatures. But uhhhhh what an incredible heirloom piece to just be handed. It’s probably twice as old as I am. I’m definitely going to bring it to stitch circle this week

#crochet #knitblr #fiber arts #idk if there’s a crochetblr please don’t think I don’t know the difference #there are two types of people who find out you crochet #the first type immediately asks you to make them a blanket or a sweater #the second type just hands you something incredible and beautiful unprompted

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technically-human · 3 months ago

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