Every time a british person uses the expression ‘throwing/having a paddy’ to indicate someone throwing a childish or unreasonable tantrum over nothing they owe me €5.
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you put up with what you think you deserve, and the things you want you resent
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Men and masculinity are not inherently bad or untrustworthy things and I don't mean that in a 'misandry is real and a problem' way, I mean that in a 'I think some of you might have contracted minor radfem poisoning' way
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i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD
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this was the most fun i’ve ever had i like you but not that much power bottom like actual soulmates daddy wants a bit more simmy are you my angle you’ve got the grippy are we gay did we fuck phil lester you’re a genius remote crisis manager a boyfriend was paying more attention to a cactus than you voldemorts pretty fit to be honest the bar is there to strap i’ll erroneous you later have fun at work sweetie do you not know my fucking quote they’re wrestling it was more than just romantic ours actually face each other thank you to my fiancé full time internet homo do you want to see i am phil trash number one that’s the plan you’ve got a personality phil loves golf with friends the knight of wands
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