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#as if it was a normal thing to say
banrionceallach · 2 years
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Every time a british person uses the expression ‘throwing/having a paddy’ to indicate someone throwing a childish or unreasonable tantrum over nothing they owe me €5.
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christadeguchi · 3 months
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i'll let phie-san say it:
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oars · 1 year
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geezmarty · 11 months
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you put up with what you think you deserve, and the things you want you resent
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pickled-flowers · 9 months
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Sex positivity is also about not calling Ace people prude and using virgin as an insult 👍 hope that helps
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theerurishipper · 1 month
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First <- Part 18 <- Part 19 -> Part 20
Masterpost
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laquilasse · 7 months
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Come eat lobster with a monster
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lotrmusical · 1 month
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poll time. yes this is just a ploy to get people to recommend me poems
if yes, let me know which poems/recite some for me in the tags!
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spitblaze · 2 years
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Men and masculinity are not inherently bad or untrustworthy things and I don't mean that in a 'misandry is real and a problem' way, I mean that in a 'I think some of you might have contracted minor radfem poisoning' way
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theonewhowails · 8 months
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cult trait: good die young
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puppyeared · 2 months
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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago
#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW#when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas#or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it#my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT#IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently#most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of#smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say#its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words#its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me#5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention#doodles#diary#sona#puppysona#comics
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knownoshamc · 1 month
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Armand + why would you say that if you have only met this man once
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muldery · 11 months
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SUPERNATURAL (2005-2020) | S05E18 ‘Point of No Return’
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lazylittledragon · 6 months
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i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD
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feelo-fick · 2 months
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um ok cool thanks for letting me know .... why are you telling me this
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sluttycinderella · 3 months
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this was the most fun i’ve ever had i like you but not that much power bottom like actual soulmates daddy wants a bit more simmy are you my angle you’ve got the grippy are we gay did we fuck phil lester you’re a genius remote crisis manager a boyfriend was paying more attention to a cactus than you voldemorts pretty fit to be honest the bar is there to strap i’ll erroneous you later have fun at work sweetie do you not know my fucking quote they’re wrestling it was more than just romantic ours actually face each other thank you to my fiancé full time internet homo do you want to see i am phil trash number one that’s the plan you’ve got a personality phil loves golf with friends the knight of wands
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