#as if Charles would even leave

[uniquecellest]

*cherik in battle talking telepatchically*

Charles: Erik, I'm breaking up---

Erik: I'm pregnant!

Charles: I meant the link. My opponent is making it hard to maintain.

Erik: Thank mutants. Right. Sorry.

[eddiewithcat]

losing my mind actually just a little bit

THE WORDING IS SOOO… “instead of revealing that he is also in deeply in love…” WHEN THEY COULD’VE SAID SOMETHING LIKE “instead of charles saying” BUT …. revealing? such! a choice!

“…would not make sense for charles’ character” oh so basically you are telling us that he does in fact feel these strong feelings for his best friend but he is going to push it down, and act like they don’t exist and slap on a fake smile to really bring it home? like what he has been doing for everything else in his (non) life?

okay! okay yea! so cool! totally normal and calm about that!!!!

just wanted to add the second screenshot because i am also very curious on how the heck this confession will leave their friendship as time goes on…. hoping for the angsty route but i will take anything!

[ccuniculusmolestus]

Lowkey why I keep telling Pinterest TSH pins are irrelevant to me

[attentiondealer]

i’ve seen a couple of posts going around about how charles’ dead girl detectives counterpart would not go by charlie as he himself doesn’t have a nickname. and i see you, i hear you, i do.

however consider: charlene rowland, who still goes by charles.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

if i had a nickel every time magneto, charles, and amelia were all featured on a cover that framed them as having a wack love triangle then im sure im missing more than just these two but im still baffled i naturally found two so easily anyway

[slythereen]

nooo anon about the booing you’re so unfortunately right :( the only thing keeping me skeptical about the charles to rbr thing is that charles likes to be loved, and the tifosi loves him (worships him even). i think if he moved to rbr that… wouldn’t be the case. i think he’d go from f1’s most generally well liked driver (out of the drivers that people usually have opinions on) to potentially a villain real fast. it makes me sooo upset!!!

i sort of agree with you, but... only sort of. i don't think charles is that much of a people pleaser. yes, he's really sweet and nice and genuine and everyone who meets him adores him, but he's also very unapologetically ruthless about his ambitions. he's been far nicer to ferrari than ferrari deserves... but he's now openly said if it doesn't work, he's going to have to leave so that he can win.

because he wants to win. p2 is first loser, pole isn't enough, he's so competitive he used to smash xbox controllers like a heathen and tried to drown max. there was that one story about how he refused to talk to his mechanic/engineer(?) for a week after not giving him the tyres he wanted or whatever it was. he still goes deadly silent and pissed on radio when he doesn't get what he wants. he also loves the tifosi very, very much and will always have a strong connection to them and would hate to lose their love/support, i agree, but i think that's more so about their shared bond and how much he appreciates them than about charles innately wanting to be liked.

i also do really think he'd take a lot of their support with him. maybe they'd still be tifosi and loyal to ferrari first, but it would be a ferrari+charles sort of love.

[edwin-paynes-bowtie]

Rant in the tags to avoid fandom drama

[maraguanabana]

I think I might have to go back to therapy, after my fucking grandmother told me that my obsession with two men being anything but straight for the other one climbed from funny weird to slightly (really) worrying. she said, and I quote 'the next stage is: I'm going to admit you to the psychiatrist, fucking weirdo' isn’t she a sweetheart, my lovely nonna?

P. D. This is all about Lestappen. Maybe it is worrying. Do I believe my nonna is right? Yes. Is my Lestappen romanempire-ification bordeline within the thin line between really and slightly? Yes. Am I going to do something about it? No

[hey-that-hurt]

Yet more contract au

Charles and Delia are both threatening to Beetlejuice in different ways. Beetlejuice eventually learns that Charles isn’t too much of a threat as long as he leaves him alone, even though not bothering the guy he doesn’t like goes against his nature. Charles doesn’t want Beetlejuice to be there, and he doesn’t want him to be a threat. Most of his orders are just things like ‘go away’ or ‘be quiet’ or ‘stay out of this room’ or ‘don’t touch that’. Charles mostly just wants Beetlejuice out of sight and out of mind.

Delia is the one who spent the whole musical trying to get Lydia to be normal. On Charles’ behest, yes, but she’s not nearly as avoidant of problems as he is.

Delia gives orders like ‘say please and thank you!’ and ‘turn that frown upside down— no, not like that, smile.’ and ‘go clean that suit of yours’ and ‘chew with your mouth closed’. Little expectations of normality that would be minor annoyances if he weren’t forced to comply with them. Charles poses the biggest threat to his freedoms, but Delia poses the biggest threat to his identity.

[amischiefofmuses]

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[levana-stark]

I swear if Charles' new contract extension is really until 2029, then I'll start calling him Percy Jackson.

[professorxsmokesweed]

when i first started this blog i made a post that wasn’t even a true criticism of raven xmfc but a jokey one and then had people doing 2013 era misogyny😟😟 in the reblogs so i haven’t made one since but i am about to so fair warning if you reblog this with misogyny and get blocked its on your own head‼️‼️

anyways it really is so funny crazy that she left charles on that beach it speaks volumes about where their relationship was and yeah i know she didn’t know he was paralyzed at that point but still she had just watched him get shot even if she did trust the others to get him somewhere safe leaving is just sooo… wow

[longagoitwastuesday]

Kind of endearing that despite their obvious strained dynamic Utahime and Gojo trust each other

[singsweetmelodies]

Currently thinking about the lyric ‘wondering if I doges a bullet or just lost the love of my life’ with piarles and I don’t know what to do with this but thought you may enjoy

first and foremost: whatever Tumblr is doing to asks on mobile lately is TERRIBLE. it looks completely broken & i can barely read it!! *charles_wtf discord react*

anyways!! hello anon <3333 sorry it's taken me this long to respond! i saw this ask at work, didn't have time to reply, and then, predictably, forgot all about it. i am so sorry. BUT here i am now - better late than never, right?

SO. omg. this lyric!! 🙏 a banger... ngl it breaks my heart to think about it in a piarles context, but i also love it. "wondering if i dodged a bullet or just lost the love of my life" - i could see this as charles POV after a break-up. he's hurting and he's mad but he's also terrified that he lost the one thing that matters even more than ferrari...

ALTERNATIVELY - and you'll have to forgive me for bringing in something a little toxic/cursed here, but this is where my brain is at lately, i'm afraid - this lyric is still charles POV, but he thinks it about max. after a break-up with max (and, spoiler alert... he DID dodge a bullet with that one.) but it was a good dodge, because guess who is there to pick up the pieces and treat him a thousand times better than max ever could... 😉 pierre, of course. and THEY never break up - no, they have a "call it what you want" inspired romance <3333

either way: there is SO much potential for this lyric + piarles, and i adore you for opening my eyes to it!! tysm anon 🤩

[charlescoded]

does vampire max go into rut?

he does! not often, it's not as common for him because he's a vampire vs how often it would happen to a human. think multiple years or decades rather than yearly or every few months. the thing with vampires going into rut (or heat) is that they have a lot of stamina, so it can get intense

[slythereen]

seeing a lot of lecfosi come for checo on this one but i actually think it might just be ambiguous wording? correct me if i’m wrong since i’m using the translate function, but i don’t think he’s saying carlos understands the car better than charles now. i think he’s saying carlos is doing better and finally catching up to charles (as charles is the “max” equivalent in this comparison).

now we can debate that being true or not (you all know where i stand), but i don’t think it’s fair to accuse checo of saying carlos is out-performing charles or anything. this seems to be more about carlos imo.