#artsy decks

[sexymanxisuma]

bdubs is now enerting the dungeon! his goal is to get to his ship in level two ^-^

[whatpennymade]

Underground Oracle card of the day: TRILOBITE 🪨

Look to those who’ve come before us, and seek to understand their story.

By standing on the shoulders of our ancestors, we can see further into the future.

[starlit-mansion]

didn't fully unpack after getting home and also the trip was so overwhelming that it immediately became hard to pick out indivual things we did without visual reminders... so i was treated to a whole treasure trove of delightful items unpacking one of the small bags

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This 2002 house in Greenwich, CT looks like a funky modern farmhouse, but I like it. The interior looks retro. It has 5bds, 8ba, priced at $4.57M.

It's very artsy and looks mid-century modern. It's also very colorful.

This is some living room- look at the high ceiling and all the cut-outs in the walls and the ceiling.

They've got a small area where you can store wine.

Here's a family room area and dining room. Look at the storage.

This is the TV area.

That is some huge sideboard. You can put a whole smorgasbord on there. Not the shape of the attached table.

The cabinetry in the kitchen definitely looks retro.

There's a separate every day dining area with a built-in bench seat.

Looking up at the stairs.

This bedroom has an interesting built-in bed by the window and a head board with night stands attached to the wall. Note the colors of the bed legs and the orange-upholstered Eames chair.

This house is so skillfully designed and built to look retro.

This room has the same layout, but with twin beds.

The en-suite. This is nice.

The principal bedroom has a few steps down and is large enough for a sitting area. It also has a built-in bed.

Check out the fireplace.

The en-suite is huge. Double sinks are metal bowls, there's a big glass shower, round tub, and mosaic tiles.

Look at the cute rooftop deck.

Back downstairs they have serious-looking laundry room.

This is beautiful, it's an open bar, but I'm wondering if it's open or if it's glass. CT is a New England state and gets a snowy winter. I lived there for 7 yrs.

Outdoor kitchen.

Beautiful pool with a separate Jacuzzi.

One acre lot.

[rdncktf]

REDNECKINIZATION

I've been seeing lots of posts recently of guys finally pushing their fantasy tf out into reality - living it, becoming it. I figured, maybe it's time I start to do the same... And so, here I am, trying to find bros with twisted minds to help me push it into my reality.

What better future could there be for someone like me than becoming a trashy, dumb, slobby, sleazy conservative redneck bro, all decked out in Southern Pride swag and locked into a dead-end existence.

Things about me are that I'm a 24 year old gay dude, who considers himself pretty artsy and cultured. 5'7-8ish, youthful looking twink type, and a bit of a superiority complex.

What better way for me to be knocked down a few (hundred) pegs permanently than to embrace becoming the bottom of the barrel in society.

This is a big thing to do, nerve-wracking, but so hot and twisted at the same time. I don't want RP or fantasization, I want hardcore enforcement and changes. If you feel like talking about that with me, or think you want to help drag me down the rabbit hole, feel free to DM me. I'll happily comply with any real-life methods to make it come true, no matter how dark.

🇺🇸 GOD BLESS AMERICA BRO 🇺🇸

[firstdivisiongirl]

If I could may I please request a Law x reader? Where reader is really creative and artsy, they love doodling on Law or coloring/decorating his tattoos

Hey there. This was a really cute idea. I can't even begin to explain how much I liked your idea. I'm really happy you brought this request to me. I hope you enjoy it!

Law x Reader: Adding Color to His World

Law didn’t see life in color.  He could see colors, but to him, everything was mundane and simple.  You, on the other hand, saw the color in everything.  Everything to you was bright and complex.  That is what made you two such a good team.  You balanced each other out.

As an artist and the Heart Pirates’ painter, you were in charge of any repairs to the exterior paint of the Polar Tang, as well as the interior.  And let’s just say since you came on the ship, the Polar Tang was a lot more colorful.  And Law loved that about you.  He loved that you brought color to this mundane world, like Corazon did.  You two got close and love blossomed.

That led you to where you were now.  The two of you sat on the deck of the Polar Tang.  The sun was shining and the sky was a beautiful light blue shade, very few clouds.  He was sitting there on a lawn chair, relaxing and reading a medical book.  Suddenly, he noticed that you were doing something to his arms and shoulders.  He looked down at you.  You had all of your markers and you were coloring in his tattoos.  You were were very focused.

“Why are you coloring my tattoos?  You have canvas and paper,” he asked, looking down at you perplexed.  You looked up with a smile.

“Because I think you need a little color in them.  It’s boring to just have boring black tattoos,” you replied before going back to focus on your art project.

“Is there a reason for each color?”

“Of course!  They represent everyone.”

“Everyone?”

“Yeah.  All the people who love you.”

You explained to him how each color was for a different member.  You colored in one gear yellow and the other orange to represent Ikakku and Penguin who had hats with those colors on them.  You colored the one heart on his shoulder blue, which was Bepo’s favorite color.  The other heart was pink, which was the color of Corazon’s shirt he always wore.  The heart on his chest you colored in red because you loved him and you wore red the day you met him.  Since day one, you added color into his world.  And he knew, he wanted nothing to do with gray anymore.

Please do not copy, modify, translate or repost my writing on other platforms. Comments, reblogs and likes are highly appreciated!

[chaimilkshake]

Carving Pumpkins - Peter Maximoff x reader

summary: exactly what it sounds like 🧡

word count: 483

warnings: none!

a/n: shorter but still cute imo, but let me know what you think!!

Fall was your and your boyfriend’s favorite season. Falling leaves, apple picking, and most importantly, pumpkin carving. Sitting on your back deck, music playing, and carving pumpkins was by far the highlight of the season.

You had just returned from the pumpkin patch, Peter insisting on carrying both of the heavy pumpkins from the car. You held the door for him, letting him set them outside while you went to search for the carving tools.

You opened the junk drawer, finding the scooper. Before you could move to grab the carving knives, Peter appeared behind you, arms snaking around your waist. “I love doing this with you, y’know?” He hums, chin on your shoulder?

“Yeah? Why’s that?” You hum, placing your hands on top of his.

“It’s just nice. Slowing down for a while and enjoying time with you,” he explains, eyes closing as he tucks into your neck.

The two of you stand there like that for a moment, just taking in each others’ presence, before you pull away. “Let’s carve some pumpkins, yeah?” You ask, kissing the tip of his nose.

He makes quick work, literally, of gathering the carving knives, bringing them outside to set up. “Knives, scooper, Sharpie for drawing. Missing anything?” He asks, hands on his hips as he looks at you.

You hum in thought. “Bowl for the seeds?” As soon as the words leave your mouth, a big, plastic, blue bowl is set in your hands. “Well, I think we’re set,” you laugh, moving to sit on the ground by your pumpkin.

You were always the more artsy of the two of you, but Peter always tried. He never rage quit activities like this, even if the product was looking horrendous. So, while you carved a beautiful image into your pumpkin, Peter had his tongue stuck out in concentration, making careful lines with his Sharpie.

After a good twenty minutes, he sat up straight. “Ha! Awesome!” He exclaimed, turning the pumpkin for you to see. A crooked, somehow simultaneously sharp and rounded lightning bolt drawn in sharpie stared back at you, causing you to laugh. “Aw, come on, it’s not that bad!” Peter said, although he knew exactly how bad it looked, a playful smile spread across his face.

“It’s…definitely something,” you reply after your fit of giggles. “I’m kidding. It’s beautiful,” you hum, leaning in to share a brief kiss before returning to your own pumpkin.

Now, every time someone strolls past your porch decorated with two pumpkins, one carefully constructed and one a bit more abstract, they would see a perfect representation of the artists behind them.

[floydsglasses]

𝙄𝙩𝙨 11 𝙖𝙩 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙨

( I was like half asleep making these)

Bradley if being a naval pilot didn't work out for him he would have joined up to be a major leaguer

Natasha hates horses, she went saddle backing one time as a kid, got bucked off scarred her for life

Javy is always snacking on something, it calms him to have something to chew on (proof Hard Deck Bar scene)

Rueben is the one to ask where is a good place to eat, he has taste and will tell which place is worth trying and which is a skip

Mickey has those little car tree smell things, he likes the strawberry smells because it reminds him of his grandparents

Bob has only ever gotten into one physical fight his entire life, he was in Middle School and was still a quiet kid then, his friend was being beaten up so he stepped in fucked the kid up so bad people looked at him like he was hurt them next (Allah Perks of Being a Wallflower type beat)

Jake is the kind of person who says he isn't picky about his food and yet he will still not let his food touch certain ones

Bob collects Funkos, only ones from like movies he actually enjoys and if had the money would go to conventions

Javy or Bradley, was a lifeguard at a public pool when they were teenagers, and they had little girls trying to "get their attention" like if you know you know they found it amusing

Natasha is a health nut, like she will not leave her local whole foods with out checking every fruit or product she bought without weighting them.

Rueben when he was a kid growing up in Georgia ( he gives me those vibes) he would always sneak out to a park at night watching planes take off from the nearby air force base, inspiring him to join up.

Mickey is a total sports fanatic, like tailgates and front row tickets, he is there and will desperately try to get his friends into game (much like real life)

Javy has the best taste in clothes, like the best style out of the daggers, doesn't matter if he is in sweats and a plain jersey he still has charisma falling from him

Jake was never properly taught how to do certain manly things from his dad like change a tire or check his own oil, so he taught himself how to.

Bradley after losing his dad, he would sneak into his closet and take Goose's bomber jacket, sometimes falling asleep with it in his bed, Carole eventually gave it to him when he was old enough. He wore it out that he had to retire it, never selling it though

Mickey can't shoot whiskey, doesn't matter how much someone tries to get him to do it he can't stand the taste, however tequila and beer he is good with

Rueben is a secret F1 Fan, and secretly checks the stats if he is on a detachment with his phone.

Bob when he was a kid would go to a dude ranch as a kid, and he can still ride a horse better then anyone in his family

Natasha is a great cook, and food is her love language of sorts, recommending what would be better for her friends/partners

Jake used to be artsy when he was a kid, but he grew out of it when his dad took his picture off the fridge even after his mom said not too

Bradley can't really swim well, he can stand shallow water or pools but like lakes and stuff is a no go

Javy was a swimmer in college, he would have gone to the Olympics if not for his love for the navy and his mom encouraging him to chase his dreams

(okay like I said I was half asleep making this so if they don't make much sense then oh well)

[goatskickin]

Themed & furnished CC free lot! Car horn noise!

Duplex #1 - 🏯 👪 Landlord & Tenant 👪 🖌️

the size of a house, with the cost of an apartment!

middle-class landlord on the first floor, artsy tenant on top!

bay windows and a deck!

lived in spaces with lots of personality!

front and back access, hardwood floors and *charm*

no CC at all! Needs all Expansions and Stuff packs however

Download - Duplex #1 - Landlord & Tenant

[drinkpisser]

HOW IT CAME TO BE, CHAPTER 7 !! ☆

once again, it's been quite a while (＞Д＜),, so once again I am apologising for that D:🫶

this chapter is maybe a little smaller and less packed than I'd hoped for it to be BUT I kinda like how it turned out :D

so do enjoy if ur giving it a read and thank u if u do !!! <3

READ THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER HERE:

begin chapter 7 under the cut !!

CHAPTER 7: TELEVISION BODIES/BATTLES IN THE DARK

Lola had gotten so restless that they'd resorted to gnawing on the bars of their enclosure to fulfil their void of boredom. They don't speak much, Gerard had observed. They don't speak at all. Yet it seems as though he can completely understand what they're thinking simply by taking a glance at them. Sometimes entire sentences enter his mind without Lola even moving their lips- maybe it's just one of those things. A Lola Thing.

"Lola," Gee started, "If-"

Without warning, the door slammed open, itself in fear of the hierarchy of the ship, shoving poor Lola onto the cold, harsh floor.

"Hey!" Gerard yelled, "Watch out, you're gonna hurt 'em!".

Showing no remorse, the guard essentially drags Gee out by the hair, Lola struggles to follow along behind, tripping on their fuzzily grazed knees.

Gerard had allowed the guards to shove him around the hallways once again to familiarise himself, slowly recollecting fragments lost of his memory. As though he was unlocking the rest of a map in a video game, he'd soon come to realise that he was on the bottom deck of the mothership. If memory had served him right, a sinking intuition informs him that there are emergency "lifeboats" stocked up in a lower centre beneath the ship- emergency UFOs. If he and Lola could male it to the end of the corridor, they'd be all set for a vital escape plan.

Although hesitant, Lola turns to Gerard for closure. G, despite being shackled by the harsh eyes around him, points straight ahead.

They realise.

Lola waits for a moment, causing everyone to come to an ultimate standstill:

"I like talking with my mind. But what I like more is using it as a weapon."

Gerard, listening, stares in amazement.

Despite Lola barely moving a muscle, beams of light emerge from the swollen brains of the guards- before exploding, that is! Psychedelically tinted shades of blood splatter the walls, looking more like a child's playroom than a murder scene. Each day you learn something new in this world; for example, the giant teddy bear you watched quardrouple in size is also a fuzzy killing machine.

"Hm. Artsy." Gerard comments as he nods, folding his arms and taking a step back, smirking. This, of course, is to mask the utter horror he is once again experiencing. Act casual. It's not the only strange occurrence you've ever endured. Intuitively noticing the loot left behind from the guards, he takes a pistol and some ammo.

Unfortunately, any sort of self defense is bound to boomerang back when you're totally outnumbered- almost instantaneously, the emergency sirens screech "LOCKDOWN", and guards come rushing down both ends of the hall.

In a frenzy of adrenaline, Lola pulls G onto their back. If you thought "piggy-back ride", you'd be correct. Lola bolts it as fast as their legs can waddle them, Gerard peeking above their fluffy head and covering for them. What he had failed to realise, however, is that these guns do not shoot regular bullets- oh no, they shoot radioactive laser beams. Standard.

An enemy rapidly approaches. Gerard shoots. From the force of the ammunition, he falls over with a puny shriek. Standard.

Lola speeds back for him, dragging his shocked body across the slippery floors as he desperately shoots at the guards. Eventually, they just about make it into the centre holding the emergency UFOs. Without a moment's rest, they climb aboard the nearest mini-ship, pressing any buttons that screamed "departure" to their frantic eyes. Only, that caused a plethora of problems that could only be anticipated-

they drop.

Losing temporary control, the ship swerves and sways through the atmosphere, zipping across the galaxy into unknown territory. Gerard and Lola are slammed into every corner of the room as if they're in some crude, circular pinball machine. Owch. Just imagine the bruises from that.

Once Gerard manages to grab hold of the wheel, the UFO stabilises, allowing the duo to release a much needed sigh of relief; that is until the next problem of "how the fucking hell do we get back home" surfaces. But not yet, I'll give them a break.

Maybe.

Remember the crazed button-pressing from earlier? Well, Sat-Navs are all the rage in UFOs. To make matters even greater, they're only being taken to a completely inconspicuous planet.

"Do you know where this is taking us?" Lola communicates.

"Eh- uhh- it says we're on route to... I can't even pronounce that." Gerard struggles.

The two continue to speculate, searching around the interface of the ship. Where they will wind up could only be predicted by a psychic, it seemed. Only the future is able to show what's in store, and they just had to be buckled in tight for the long run.

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Meanwhile, back home, it appears all that anyone yearns to do is to put every upcoming event in place ahead of time- before it whisks them away into the unknown too.

Ray paces around his room in unease, every now and then brushing his foot against the various scrunched up tinfoil hats discarded on the carpet. Tapping his bitten fingernails against his overcrowded notebook, on the verge of eruption from everything shoved in it, you'd assume he'd adopted a maximalist taste from everything crammed into a single page. However, the glum truth was that he'd gotten so worked up by Gerard's second dissapearance in a row that he had now turned into a self-entitled detective. You'd think G had kicked it with the way he changed so suddenly. He'd be his most chirpy in his dreams, where everything was okay and nothing ever happened at summer camp. Where everyone got along. No aliens, no hurt, no absence- and certainly no manslaughter.

Something Ray would often reminisce about with a melancholic, yet teary smile was the time where he and Gerard went on a hike together, in which the golden hour shined, bouncing off of the mountain like a glass prism. It was silent, comfortably so. All they needed was the presence of eachother to conquer their small journey and tick it off of their scribbled bucketlist for the season.

"Yknow," Gerard says, "I used to get butterflies when I first spoke to ya'", he looks down, smiling into his hoodie. It's true! He thought Ray was the coolest ever! (And he's right).

Ray's eyes glisten in pleasant surprise.

"Really?" he responds, taken aback.

"Mhm- and after a while I noticed I wasn't trying to shoo 'em off anymore. Like I accepted something within me, dunno what." Gee confesses.

"Brains are just wierd like that I guess," Ray giggles, thinking nothing of it.

The two are drawn to the outstanding warmth of the sun, temporary blinding them to the point where anything indoors would look greenish (you know the feeling, surely). Ray sits down at a reasonably flat area of the hill's peak, slightly hunching over into a ball as the sun gradually simmers away. Gee sits by him, occasionally looking over at his fascinated face. Shuffling sideways, he rests his disheveled head of hair on his shoulder with a slight sense of nervousness at the idea Ray wouldn't like it. But it was okay.

They just sat together.

No absence. No hurt. No madness- only for a minute or two, but it had never felt more comforting.

If only a good memory could last a lifetime.

[sexymanxisuma]

for the ethogilrs among us, etho is up next!! ^-^

[whatpennymade]

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A collection of hidden wisdom, buried treasures, and burrowing creatures in the earth beneath our feet.

[deedala]

🍂Weekly Tag Wednesday🍂

Hi friends/buddies/pals/nuggets/bitches/etc!! In the spirit of staying connected, gathering lore, and animal enrichment— every Wednesday one of a mysterious gaggle of bitches will provide a new tag game for your enjoyment. It'll be different, but we're for sure still gonna have some fun 💖

We're kicking off with a little Q&A that is maybe somewhat seasonally relevant!

Name: Deanna🌱

Age: noel-aged (haha! it's back)

Favorite color: mint🍃

What emoji best describes your current mood? 🤡

What season is it where you are right now? autumn🍁

Were you up before or after the sun this morning? before 😩

Are you currently in possession of a pumpkin? Yes I am.

Do you prefer to carve or paint your jack-o-lanterns? Paint!!

Do you have a favorite pumpkin-spice flavored treat? If so, what is it? Usually I'm not a fan of the flavor but recently I was introduced to the iced pumpkin cream chai tea oatmilk latte from sbux and i am a little bit obsessed. ☕

What's your favorite season and what's your favorite pie that you associate with it? Autumn and pumpkin pie!! 🥧

We're having a pot-luck, what are you going to bring? Can I just bring a fuckton of freshly baked pillsbury crescent rolls? Cuz I am, that's what I'm bringing, I'm lazy. 🥐🥐🥐

It's chilly outside and you need a hot drink in your hands, what are you drinking? Coffee, oatmilk, vanilla creamer <3

Will you be wearing a costume for Halloween? Is it ready? Probably not, but if i need one in a pinch I have a sloth kigurumi on deck. 🦥

Finally, what's something you've made or done recently that you're proud of? feeling p good about my artsy gif experiments lately. 🎨

And now I shall tag (zero pressure, only forehead kisses) some nuggets: @too-schoolforcool @michellemisfit @darlingian @auds-and-evens @tsuga-of-mars @7x10mickey @jrooc @gallawitchxx @howlinchickhowl @ardent-fox @suchagallabitch @purplemagpie @tanktopgallavich @crossmydna @transmickey @grossmickey @lee-ow @mikhailoisbaby @gardenerian @mickeysgaymom @sirrudo @sweetbee78 @rereadanon @thepupperino @mmmichyyy @metalheadmickey @energievie @creepkinginc @heymrspatel @babygirlmickey @sleepyfacetoughguy @lingy910y @suzy-queued @sickness-health-all-that-shit @juliakayyy @vintagelacerosette @mybrainismelted @tellmegoodbye @callivich @scurvgirl @themarchg1rl @imikhailo @gofionaonthem

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I love Art Deco homes and thought I'd found one, but it turns out that this home was built in 1992 in Toledo, OH. It has 4bds, 8ba, 9,500 sq ft, $1.899m.

The entrance hall looks commercial with the wide double doors, but the skylight is amazing.

I would have to do something about those doors. What's behind them? Closets? Straight ahead you can see a lovely raised dining area.

This looks like the room off the main hall- it's a guest 1/2 bath. I have never seen a sink like that.

Wow, you can really spread out in here- it's huge. The architecture of the ceilings is amazing.

Then go down the stairs to the sunken living room. Look at the fireplace.

Next, is a very cool rounded home office with built-in shelving. I would imagine that the desk would convey b/c it matches the ceiling light.

Beautiful spiral stairs going to all the floors.

Look at the open kitchen. The cabinetry had to be custom made- it's so artsy.

The primary bedroom is huge.

But look at the en-suite. It has a fireplace wall and a very large sunken tub surrounded by windows and doors to a patio.

The 2nd bedroom is also huge and has a fireplace, plus interesting architectural features.

There's a sitting area in front of a rounded window.

And, it also has a large en-suite.

This bedroom is also large enough to have a sitting area with a sectional and coffee table.

And, the 4th bedroom has a raised area. I would arrange the furniture differently.

That's an odd place to put a treadmill. Anyway, they've got a small one-person elevator. That's the kind that uses vacuum to lift and if it should malfunction, it would simply float back down to the ground floor. That's my kind of elevator.

The family room down here has an amazing fireplace.

This looks like a giant hot tub and home gym.

There's a lot of parking space and the garage is huge.

Nice deck.

Wow, the property goes way down in the back.

2.82 acres of land.

This must be the private road into the property.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4832-Devilbiss-Ct-Toledo-OH-43623/34747028_zpid/

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[oldfashionedbutlervibes]

I have so many, so damn many headcanons for this little dork

And so, please enjoy some of my favorites

Dating him:

—If you are to take the dating him route, he 100 percent tries to be artsy for you, like he’ll try so hard to find clean paper and maybe a pencil in his dumpster or on the street to do a drawing of you (it actually doesn’t look that bad if he finds his materials, but he cannot draw hands for the life of him)

— If you find him with fresh swan scarring I absolutely think he can’t handle having his wounds cleaned, like at all. He will probably yelp a lot and try and swat you away, especially if your using peroxide or sum, he just can’t-

—….since mashing your phone faces together is the equivalent of a kiss I think it’d kill him- if not from his literal face blowing up from embarrassment most definitely

—on a similar topic, HE. IS. SO. CUDDLY- would be hugging you 24/7 mmkay

—tried to steal you a valentines box of chocolate once. Ended up feeling so bad he returned it after a very short 15 minutes.

—….bottom…

Your his pal

—he has like..55 nicknames for you and uses them depending on occasion

—never ever ever forgets your birthday even if you don’t stay friends long

—will truly do anything in his power to make you happy

—your killing the spider btw

—I so believe that he has found a full deck of cards in his dumpster and begs you to play uno with him :)

General

—I think he’s been mugged by stabby and shooty so many times that their just on first name basis

—tries counseling Jerry when he can 10000%, he will come over to the booth and try asking about his marriage which only makes poor Jerry feel worse but will try to not show that so Randy feels useful <3 (not like a ship but as bros)

— P A N S E X U A L (probably cannon by now but still let me have this)

—Has one attempted murder charge against his God-

—scared of every single bug except butterflies

—had a stray dog as a pet once (he named it Poof or sum)

—On the subject of animals I think he honks back at the swans to try and assert dominance

Overall I just see him as quite the silly, 10/10 partner 11/10 friend >:D

(Update: OH MY GOD- YALL ARE LIKING THIS A LOT HM? DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE SOME JERRY/OLIVER ONES? LEAVE EM IN MY ASKS PLEASE-)