#arthur is dumb

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

mini malevolent meme dump

[unsat-and-strange]

eldritch-pilled horror-maxxer

[sir-walton-goggins]

[samglyph]

Parker in the Dark World Voice: Arthur! Buddy, I’m so happy to see you, no hard feelings, I figured it wasn’t really you, sorry you had to join me so soon, hey, how’d you end up here anyway?

Arthur:

[ispaintingcalmly]

"Are sure that’s the way, sir?"

"Shut up, Merlin"

[violent138]

So something I really liked about this comic was:

The way Dick subtly misdirects Aquman's annoyance with Garth's move and softens it with a respectful honorific.

He gets there and immediately clocks the situation and the unstable (and distractingly so) hierarchy.

He steps in, manages to make it more of Arthur's thing to get him on board, and gets things moving.

[bypr0duct]

Nothing else to say

[esperfraud]

When John keeps gaslighting himself into believing that he became attached to humanity because of a random nurse and not because of Arthur

[justaz]

merthur marriage of convenience. arthur is complaining that his council is on his ass about marrying and siring an heir and they keep trying to arrange marriages but arthur doesn't fucking want any of them. merlin knows that arthur would like to marry someone he loves but he also knows that arthur has shown no interest in like anyone except when he was enchanted so like...who tf is he gonna marry? he needs to marry someone to get the council off his ass so he's just like "why not marry a friend? ik it wouldn't be a marriage of love but at least you'd have some control and choice in this." and arthur is like "hm. but who tho?"

anyways they make a list of everyone they know who can bear children (bc arthur will need an heir eventually). then they narrow it down, crossing off names like gwen bc she is happily married to lancelot and in a loving relationship with morgana (she has two hands and i love morgwencelot) and morgana (she's literally arthur's sister but they were just putting every name they could think of down first) and elyan (he may be able to bear children but they know he wouldn't be happy going through it bc of medieval dysphoria). eventually it's down to two names, mithian and merlin and arthur looks at merlin's name then up at him and is like "you're literally a trained physician so you should know this but you were literally born a man...how tf are you gonna bear children?" and my beloved genderfluid magic incarnate emrys just shifts her form to female and is like "don't be an idiot. anyways, mithian or me?"

dumb idiot whipped and in love arthur is like "you" and dumb idiot whipped and in love merlin is like "bet". anyways they marry but they're very insistent it's just as friends. lol they have to consummate the marriage the losers. they insist they did that as friends too. the entire round table has way too much fun with this. anyways they remain married "as friends" as they slowly morph into a very loving and touchy relationship "as friends" until they're like casually kissing as greetings and farewells and have that moment of "oh shit we're like actually married and in love" bc they're stupid dumb idiots.

anyways they unite albion and are recognized as high king arthur and high queen merlin and finally have an heir - the high prince/princess whatever you prefer. uhhhh anyways merthur happy ending bc i'm a sucker for it.

[phthalosblues]

Hey bbg,,,, bleed from those neck wounds oftenb??

[orpheeeeus]

Merlin: *buried in Arthur's arms, not really believing the man is hugging him* Say, Arthur?

Arthur: Yeah?

Merlin: Aren't you. I don't know. Afraid?

Arthur: … of you?

Merlin: Yeah

Arthur: *tightening his arms around merlin* Never

Merlin: *bitter laugh* Why? Because I'm useless?

Arthur: *choses his words carefully* No, it's because you're a good man

Merlin: I- *pauses, blinks, sighs* I'm not a good man, Arthur. I-I've done things

Arthur: *tenses, doesn't dare to interrupt because he knows merlin would clam up if he did*

Merlin: *tries to sound resolute* I had to do it.

Arthur: *with pity or compassion* Really?

Merlin: I had to protect you.

Arthur: It's not your job to protect me, Merlin

Merlin: *suddenly tears himself apart from arthur* But it is! *frantic* You're the Once and Future King! Or you will be! I have to protect you, I was born to protect you!

Arthur: *astonished by Merlin's frenzied, almost fanatic, voice. Whispers in dawning horror* What are you talking about?

[algrenion]

14 / 05 / 2025 🐎🤠

Free Mustache Rides $5- no, $10

i completely gave up on properly finishing this, man, idk what you want from me i've got a game to complete

[renif]

had this idea in my head for like a week and just had to draw it mand'alor arthur trying to find peace after galidraan and explorcorps merlin who tries to document mandalorian history (they fall in love)

[ispaintingcalmly]

"The destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young boy..."

[nelsaqift]

doodles of early gang days

[yaksinhats]

Astarion meets the oathbreaker paladin (durge edition)